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The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-27, Page 7LAUGH roe A Menulled there The little grid oak° o perhaps you WOW, it! 4 few of your el $..he was only tame •VVII0 spoke in that As she saw her moll :17,...At the olillormee There Were a halad And the motlier w Worn opt witli the And fight) with Lb For a smile or kiss For the little ono 1 And the shadow th face O'or the young lif Moro thoughtful th And poi:tiered Inc Row to lighten 11 share, ' Ciro Wing heavier Only a week, andth esla her tiny white Lay With her blue hair Out 01080 from the " Don% ory," she sai Feeling tears that "You won't have t When there ain't And the dear little From the home t Showed the mothe clay, 'What a plaoo she The devil knoii With a long face. The greatest ma who eau wait ptt waiting. She --Who pia the operetta at th He -,-The orchestr Lord. .Randolph lion and p, lioness been mounted. b manta to his Lend A young man w Philadelphia bar secured his first • washerwoman, w because he owes a Wife -Aren't, y evening? Husba going round to th morning's papers. „just as oornfortabt Health offioer • country unless yo yourself to its la • its le.ws ? Health , be wathed- An back. IVIamma-I -a Tommy, I don't • mint to auythin Tommie -Well, think so, cause s trouble then any William, (out a see that little s edging this way. what of it? ,Will edging this way why the ,quicker better. "What has ha vexed." "1 sho big I wasteust got . . something, when and I have been thiult what I was and I can't do it.' "11 was not t ways of fish, and fish were to be turned fisherma posted in every p streams • and the. ter. So'I posted Employer -Yo fishing yesterda "Catch anythii Employer (mak pear calm) -Com ing. I want to h taking you into p Tom .Anjery, profesaor for per should like to be I want to take The old professor the young man o cles and said slo sister out &lain relation to you ?" Briggs -How with his vsife? -spirited girl. smoother. I tel of genuine love. him. Briggs - t Griggs -Why, 111 months, and he other day that a -studs in his dress There were on 'at that hour besi the box. One drunk and.four-fi and the other, w was peeing up a "front of him. H of the walker wit for nearly half a 'barkeeper. " tsred as that g ag shay. Well, ct Auired the barke how iongsh thas 't' be marehin' •-ohleep." An energetic ,ducting a music ,bag Mendelssohn the chorus "RE tGori 1" The me sonorously, whe "" No -de drea B -a -l -e ; soften onusioal sound, chorus took up -Bawl • hear us, •realize'd the pe ment and. broke great emazemen never saw the j luotautly to the Detroit Free I ever knew we lived in two or and with limit comforts of hom sion, but it w clipped the ea living, and sold and their food, place I ever sit Woman, whole principle showiti did her own w something to te to her to prepar three tomathes • • and give Jim toes of which sproud. They h dud life always them ; they en each was petfe like to thinit hixuryand field apart or made 1 thing it was wh I.N1), ' LEARN. , . May or Wes" . . commix of we 2' ' a with a sigli• lift be tired, yoe see, ' .ila$ ShOUld. d1.02 'ears 410,-4h1s One strange, sad war, Ler's itapatientarrown eisterous Play. . . . wan vviio avound her stood, as siok and epos, aro OS the noisy brood, , wolf at the door. no time, no place ; oast 0± au at darkened the mother's seemed to tall. ti any she felt more care, eildish way , .0 durden she could not very day., , o little Claire, sevedle.bee, wes closed, and the sunny golden head.• • 1 -and the words were low slio coulcl not see- , work aucl be tired so, so any of we.' Laughter who went away' at for once was'stillecl, •'s heart, from that dreary had always filled,, *re ainoiag the fertanale. fees who have uf . . . Artlfiesal *vents:, • • Jenrette Among Queete Victoria's Phoice ohina le a Sevres dessert service valued at Sii0 000 . • • 0- •, • " What' did Miss Marvin do vvhen yen . . • . c 4 1344181414. oillaeer plrle0,13,114g. it 41) °LI 4 I, ittle .")°,1 II Dicky --She celled me "dealt!' PouPloPe --Nonstenee 1 Dielrey-^YeSt fan did, She said, "Oh, dear, why don't yeu go ? " Perdlta-Well, Jack, , and I are to be married at bat, and we are so happy, Ponelope-Did , you and jack , have zawah trouble in getting your father'e oonsent ? pordite_Na ; bat pap% and / had an awful lot of trouble in getting Jaak's oorieent. The present Commander-Ind:3140f of the Moorish 'army is a' Sootehman Kea - ' • Maclean,It as he who r er mil ed the . Iv 0 g 7 Sultan's forces.,. , , ChappieLI'll , bet you $10 I can borrow 10 sooner than you can. Cholly-Done- lend me , $10 to put up, ,Chappie-Cer- tainlY, dear boy (and then he faints). - Mrs, Squabbel-You ought to stay home nights, You're, no longer a gay young bus. band. Mr, Squabbel tastutely)-No. I'm merely a gay young woman's: husband. , -reacher-In what Pub of the Bible is it taught that a Men should have only , one wife? Little Bea -1' guess it's the 'cart that save no rrian can serve two mem- s,- ,s• ters. , . Plenty of Faraily.-Friend-So you've marriecl !dace we last met, Suobley. Any family ? Seobley-Oh, yes l She's ,a Mountfitzflatheringhame ' on her mother a hide. . . . • . The Judder of the'New Canard liner, the' . . . . . , , Campania is so large a piece el steel thet no British' firm could forge it e and the order had to be sent to Krirop's gunworke at mem . Larkin (to his wife) -e -Did you hear of the Rev. Dr. T,hirdlyhi fall? Mrs. Larkin,- Dear me, no 1. What has he done ? Larkin --He has fallen heir to $50,000 by the death o au uncle. ' Professor (Who has sent the servant girl after alight, and Who was slow in bringing ite_ ) Katie, light travels at the rate of 100,- ° 000 miles a second. Where did you g to get that light?I Tapely-You are an orphan ?' Miss Sum- merbgirl-Yes. Tapely, much disturbed-, Well, h ' t t I k • order to . w ose consen mus as in r . m , 9 11,1 S • 1 W 11 you eery you . ies ummergar - e , might ask mine. Al -Mr. Bunker, I think f have been • gY 1ey long enough to be enti -t1a d in your emp • .week, to an increase n se ary. agree i 1 Booker,'1 with you partly, Mr. Bliffers. I think you have been in my' employ long enough. you can go. Gros Binet is the most ignorant of men. Entering.a bookseller's shop he said : 9.9 1 we,nt a . nice book, something in the historical line." " Woubiyoulike the 'Last , f p . 7 " "What did he die ys o Pompeii?" . of 2 " " An eruption, I believe." he power of expansiOn which funii T possess is wonderful. Great toadstoolsivi I sometimes lift. heavy paving stones out of their beds, and it was once necessary to re - pave thewhole 'of a . certain town in Eng- land in consequence of suoh a disturbance. Insects generally breathe thtough special peed in, various parts of their body, and if these pores are closed by oil they are enaffo- crated. Any one may test this by, dropping sweet oil on the thorax or back of a wasp; it very soon dies. For this: reason oil has been found one of the beet things to use for the destruction of insects. Snobbs (fishing for a compliment) -AW- Miss Sparks, Pm afraid You do not find -g. aw-my conversation very • entertaining. . Miss Sparks (with. enthusia,sm)e-Indeed I do, Mr. Snobbs. You seem to he able to ,_ tala intelligently on the simplest topic, and the more trivial thwsubject the more you have to say. The Flat -Hunter (to the proprietor of the Hoetong flats) -And you say you have no typhoid, measles or diphtheria, no poor sanitation, no balky janitor, no children, no .si ' d ladypianists in the lagers an no young house? The Proprietor -Not one of them, sir. The Flat -Hunter -Then I guess I can't come. • I'd like to. But I ha,ven't been a saintly man heretofore in this life, I don't feel that I -deserve it. To My Winter Girl. You fled from me in early spring ,To enter on your summer'sreign ; But the summer's. past and gene, Dear one come back to me again. I ask not where you've been these months That in the city I have toiled ; HOW many men you've flirted with,11 — h •ts h ,' de oiled H0' many eat you as e so • 1 crave no reckoning with you, sweet, some grains of constancy Ilack ; But now the Air is getting crisp, I only say, "come back,nome back." d tla.' d T' flits b • So heed eo, speed thee, me y , All summer Jong scrimped for thee. My cash awaits thy winning smile, my wintergirl, come back to me. The roost costly book in the world is the - • X. . missal sent by Pope Leo X. to Henry VIM; of E 1 d t th time when the title de- ng an , a e • . _ •,_ . fender of the faith, was conferred on that ' much -married monarch. For a . number of . . years the book remained crown property, but CharlesII who little use for mita . ., ,without . . 't to the ancestor of the Duke ot sals, gave i , , . , t*.ffiGAN Hamilton 'in whose family it remained un 11 s . .a few years ago, when the library of the Duke was sold at auction. , The missal was purchased by the German Government .. , . 9 which paid for it in cash the. enormous sum of $50,000. A snitch higher price than this, however, was once offered for. a single volume. In 1512 Pope julius II. WAS 10 need of money and endeavored to borrow. He was at that time the. possessor of a . .on Hebrew Bible, winch, for some cause, the Jewish people of Ventets desired to pur- chase. They offered to pay its weight , in gold for the book, which was so heavy that the united strength of two men could barely lift it. The book was weig.hed, and : the -- estimate , made of its weigh t in gold was $105,000. Julius deemed ,this sum made- quote and declined to sell, se that the Yeti- can Hebrew Bible is justly entitled to the distinction of being the most. valuable book in the world. . WANTBD-GOOD BBAINil. I — Ca i Gree us roinES OU. lilltking • . .P .- ' - ' .. • . - - , Illiekwasei, "Tho value of good waggon roe& is not , • a • h. ,,, • ' - - apPreciato so t le eelletry, .62441. Walter S. Ferburg, a gu., wit. of the Southern. "WO are greet railroad builders, but we sadly neglect that equelly important item, good waggon rods, It frequently cysts the farmer ,aernuchto gethiegrabs to the statioo, a dista4oe eta few mile, as to transport it half • aeross the continent to maeltet. A county will issue bonds to help build ek rail- _ . . . . Way svincn it may not need, yet comiders that it gee dee, eu, that ie eleceeseee when it compele the able-bodied citizens to stand ,,,_ ,,.,„ , ___ __ _ Lu.__%,..4e waggon -wage and talk politica es ,his Cour of tladdr each year. , ' The A nerican method of ' iinproving ' ' • a road is eo It f 11 A • , ,. 4 t MS 0 OWS : Man rs elected road overseer wno could not tell a 'culvert: fr0,.0 0 chime pagoda_it000,0 12.9 more of, roadbuilding than a dray home does of triamnornet v Ho' susenions the • citizens to co -me , fortri: 'on a certain. day and, ' work the roads.' A few of them,• come with aerapers and shovels. They paw around in the' clirt for A day , or two, 'eaola men aeceeding 'to his owis ideas, and the last state of that road is infinttely worse ' ' ' than the firet. The result is that itrequires four horses to do the work of one when tlae farm produce is to be hauled , te market. The oldRomans did these things differently. . They realized that ' good roads were of vastly more ,impertance to a. consmun, ity The highways they tohonTtrfiunoetebdaadr(elignogoea after twenty centuriel of wear and tear. . "Phe poorest countries of Europe have , • hater lughevaye than the richest State of t he American Union. Road building is a ,fine science With the Et ' . e It ' • • le aropeant. Is strange that in this country, where labor-saving ,. machinery has been lsrought to the highest perfection -where it is the boast of the peo- pis that 'every edge is made to cut -we have the worst roads the greatest labor- wasters to be found in the world." -St. Louis Globc•DsmOcrat. . A 11449701. Al#OZ4101.4 ... .. _ . _ ar.-41-7ACIAL.S 13. ALL 4117'uk 'A:NJ es-- " ' . Irlie WorstThreg That 4 irviveuer Cu pas, • - ..' ..,,, :„ - ' ' eibly leneounter la the lr W49, COUR% PA-Lis40 SORE SRO-OLDER:a SOttAT01110$ • ea any, " The wont thing that a travellet can , VOILINDS eas, :IlitCrieltd*dlidd;rs or Ceahrettigs ine Ontenly Berthed. . . elecelleter is 4 Dekotablizzard," said W. C. $44000' °we° GVAUAN'IMED it Yon use DItatese Ie. seeeessataaSaids, IdeaVer, who Wae entertaining some frieode eat by Mail An receipt, of Price Al$ Omits, ,1-$:e. ti,4 V. talOSWORra le the cOrridera of the Laclede, 4' A. 51,!0110N0* °AN, P-1:13NWS Wanted Fiversawhere. TESITMONIALS PAketa blazer(' je OnlalliPg like A SAlgtra Seedittorro, but with powdered tee hasteadIll VOINFr* Vett itri 1411.11:VE. Of . rand and the thermometer ranging 30 ...,-... degrees heloW hatead of 100 degrees elsove, now to lIttise• Igo a sieepIng sarunuarc A traveller. MAY °naive a eandstorin, the A drunkard was sleeping off hui• potations only danger is thet he will be elnotheeed • - • • hut woe to the unieehe pilgrim who l'e in a Third allenths •halitray, neer ''T.weasty- paught by the blizzard !, The fine, frozen Ulghtli.f9treet, when .Patroloteso Clinton,' Of tlie Th ut vefifth ;stetson earned las Protrad• f881t- NO Ova 1892 •• sales „, u klt 0 ste,e, of theei ' assesatteea,„,, 4st eedeeee,"e it ,,,,,,oht snow, as hard as iron Allege, is driven into ese se,„ s are• a mewl., heet,„ se aed,„e 4.1., lase with terrific force; it becorriee kw. ''''''.0 An?" . ''''' --- ' '''''9-"' '' 1.---. ''''''' possible to distinguish objects at A distance rath.er thm soles of the poor felt:atop worn amender shoes, as is the custorn with the park keep- Of a doyen' yards and he may' -' . P b t f 11 '•tb• t • , era in (leafing with sleeping trauma on the a °° °r oars ' WI In 'a 8. °Ile °' benchee He reached over and arasped the throw of his • own liguse without ' s '' b' 010g awe to find it. Greet erie.,1 ideoper by the nose, and the fellow was on are piled up around him, • then whisked1 away,. leaving the ground. ,perfeetly bare • his "You must have tweaked it pretty bard, in an inBtant. ' ' ' suggested a' wiaaese of the ineident. the wind. seems to resolve itself into a thou- , " N b lit • " I I' d. " I l•dn't sand . whirling cyclones, and every open o a 1 , sir, le rep le . t i etreash. of snow into a maelstroms In North hurt him at all. You see, Air," barring the Dakota many of , the farmers stretch ropes lungs,. the nose is the principal organ of from their houies to their berne, so that respiration, and the lunge, sir," wouldn't' they venture out to feed the' st k during have mash te de if ' ib wasn't fer the nose. ir ea When a naan'a' asleep and especially when the blizzards—which frequeotly last two or , , , . ' . , three days -without danger of getting lost 1, . • s d „ . in the icy storm. In PeleruarY, 1884, I drove ho's drunk as well, ne apretty 'sure to ature tutelage im o go sir t ' 1 1 h f 1 f ' F t and that's through hiS 'EMS% All you have out in a ew ma es rom aro o close up, a land trade. The sky was asclearto do then, sir, is to Pinch his nose, shut off as a bell,. the ' air jut cold enough to . be his wind, and up he, comes with. a snort. It's' a good deal More human Mr, then the bee - exhilamtmg and I enjoyed my ride out mat ' • 0 •,' • •s ti ado and I always apply it sir. -New rnensely • 1 did' not enjey the return trip tinado, - • • , ' York Sun . however. A cold, bitter wind came out of ' ' '0'!,47.01 • ' ,,,, ' , " e a • rst te assesta tired lae.ve both , •. s feeling 4 men , .'• ; ' 1 „ , speonie and 4,6? :""""14.re t ': t, .,. • form Stane,es enrieli r. and Nerves, , theme speedy diseases from hlood,andshattered nerve% alysis, eases, . ', sciatica,lossofraera.. ory, pits . sorofulaahloroeisor e green that affects sotcalaTosto. action on the vtomen, restoring EAK . tarlif.400li te, UR. litlielalt -sod ITLEFINTSS ;teishillea . They .supply an oondeused m.z., tile sub. needed to the Blood to rebuild. the. thus mating a certain and, cure for all, ar i sin g trepoverish.eci. such impart . spinal clis, rheumatism, erysipelas, pate . -keno/ theheart,, Meknes% hat They , sexual systein of . lost vigor. . EN , . e men too well to be seen .1:?ctsn's florn• n in the world is the Man tiently mud. worit while 0 ed the principal part in Van Ogdele's last night? Churchill brogght a deadfind from Arress, which have (tattler nist as erne- a t ' r ' ' • on residence. ao was admitted to the thiee years ago has just 'ease. He has sued his e won't retains Isis linen 1 old hill. . . , .Aug. ou coming to church this ad -No, my dear, I'm 1 club to look through this 'Wife -Can't you sleep y in church? .You cannot land in this a are willing to subject. s. Anarchist -Whet are effacer -First' you must %schist -Then l'm going • perfeedy discouraged. believe a a will ever am- • 1 q, ' you ,,re ao indolent. , guess the teaeher don't ie said'. -.Al I made moreDa )oy in seenol. soppine)--Sarah do you .• ' ign. that t..,ys, " Hamburg , -.... Sand, -Yes, mutant, iam---1 V• 11 Hamburg is with oh of its cholera, , we kin gib out of here the mened to you ? You look ad think so. This morn- rig to be very angry about Borne oue spoke to me, trying the whole day to going to be angry about, , at I was not posted on the on fishing and on where found," explained the re- i • "I was thoroughly tr'ticular, and so were the t waswhat was the mat- home." . 1 took a day off to go 7. Employee -Yes, sir. 3g ?" " Nothing, Bir'" et a poeverful effort to ap- 3 up to my house this even- ave a talk with you about ertnership. , student, applied to the sission to be absent. " I excused this afternoon, as my sister out driving." , who is no fool, looked at rer the top of his specta-tem sly : " Want to take your g, do you? Is the any is Peterls in getting along the seemed rather a 'high- • aiggs-Nothing could be . you, old man, it's a case :Ile girl just worships 'hat makes, you think so? .ey have been married six told me confidentially the e still continued to put his ' shirt., , y two people in the saloon les the white ayiron behind I thein was three-fourths • fths asleep in the corner, ith a blistered red nose, ad .down the sawdust in 3 followed the movements di headmen, unsteady' eyes I hour and then called the. shay barkeep " he• mute antleman came over. " I • o • what is ib,' drunias ? In- ' * me; pleasantly. 1' I shay, torahlight n'oeshun sone 1 s - through here 9 I wan' go ,t — . — terman professor was con- 1 eociety. They were study- 's "Elijah,"andhad reached mr us, Baal ; heat, mighty es voices were booming out l the conductor oried out, lful . vowel! D012'0 say a lectle-eive .de more Bab" , Whereupon the he strain again "Hear us Bawl !"—but they quieltly, ,uliar fitness of the senti- down in laughter, to the t of the little German, who ske but who returned re- old' pronunciation. - Press: The happiest couple re a man and his wife who three,tiny rooms in a block sd meant enjoyed all the s. The mate had a ' profes- se a very lowly, one ; he e and taila of dogs for a illustrated books on dogs His home was the 'mated 7 ; his wife was Et pretty Onus and cleatily', With a g m all her actions. he irk and her cooking was. ' a - is nember. ala wee no ttotabie a, a -meal. She veould take and a handful of crackers " a „Midi of eeeelloped tome- . . 3, Caterer Might have been id birds (no. bOoks and love, seemed like a holiday to oyed it like children and :fly happy with the other. If theni often, mid hope that , . Mien havp not drifted theme .fe ether than the heautiful • . • . the northeast, that constantly increased in lisene-All rite stoppee tree by_ lier. Ellitae'o vicilence, until the air became filled with Omit Nerve Faetotter, No Fits atter fleet snow, which glittered like myriads of 411Y'5 .080. Mr49..Tt14.514 011):6B, Verddret 1;04,1 .P."'ne tiny di r d ' th Phen k tdial tsattle. free to Nets cases. Send tic Dr s sae. a no3a sus e sun. , en t e a y tat Area St. pattedelehia. Pe,. (young overwork, should. lost . a and old), suffering from mental worry insomnia, exoefaies, or sew -abuse', take these Perms. They will restore. energies, both physical and mental. FFE 1 C ' WO" ' EN became overcast, the wind began to hurl __ • afflicted great banksof sisowaerostitheroad, anal was For *macros:Seas MalrS. sex, soonunasbletoseemyhoree'shead. 'urged him Several requests have been sent in for a (Iowa onward, allowing him to pick his own remedy for superfluous hair. The following • course, for I was hopelessly at sea. I had depilatory powder, found in the last number heard that a horse would lead his way home of'the .Doctor, is said to be 'effective : should through the darkestnight, and Ihopecl that Sulphide of barium 50 parts restore instinct would serve 'him as Well in a Wiz. Starch 25 parts rect zard ; but it didn't. In a little while he Oxide of zinc 25 parts RinvA/05 stopped, and wheal urged him forward he This is mixed with water so as to form a sold. turned sguarely about and .began to retrace soft paste, and spread upon the face. In torrrrImark . ' ' ' ' 't is his ate s He los as well as T sit ten inmates tame i scraped off and. the p . eves t w . o THE e smooth still Meant to freeze. I got out, threw the 'kin is now found to b , . with the weaknesses peculiar to their such as suppression of the periods, bearing' pains, weak back, uleerations, .etei, wilt these pins an unfailing cure. PALE AND SALLOW GIRLS take these Pills. They enrich the blood, health's roses to the cheeks and cor- all irregularities. or parrATion. These Withrow by all dealcrs_oenlyiiin,:boxesabearleing our '7"1--1),0"DybDi 14 l';' z gist p, ofpuce J centslit ox er or . . DR. WILLIAMS MED CO Brockville, Ont., or Morristown, N.Y. . , Weather and MISS10118.111 Trinidad. o ou, a • missionary, wri , Dr. M rt C. P.C.' ' 't- • ' mg from Trinidad, W. I., under date of 5tlx, says : "For the last two months we would gladly, have enjoyed a little Canadian sunshine. In the month of June we ,only wo ne aye. , ous reports hadt . fine d • Offi • 1 h th t 1 1 I d f 11 ` f s ow a severa p aces ut a ram• a o from 30 to 31 inches. July reports are • not' Yet out, but the month was a duplicate of Juiae• In going to my college work one 1 and other passengers . had to be transfeived 'for over a mile on • trollies pushed with poles -the railway being so wished out that even that was a risky thing•to do Miles of country have been • . , ater which was several, times from under w , two to three feet deep under two of my schoolhouses. One of my schoolboys was swept away and drowned when going to school. It' reminds• one, not of Paradise, but of another less pleasant Biblical story. N,otwithstanding, all the inissionaries are well, and hope for pleasant days 'when the clouds roll by.'" • Mias Blackaddar, also a missionary of tge, Canada Presbyterian Church in Trinidad; writing from Tacarigua, , under date of August 13th, says : " We have just had such a ehower, or rather downpoar. Thunder' rolled, , little brooks have turned into rushing torrents, and clear Si. Mary's•Riv.er has turned muddy, and wild. Logs, trees, clothes, • baskets and goats have taken as sadden and rapid journey from their quiet homes; if not 'fished out they go to the Caroni, then to the sea. 'Owing to floods and rain we have, . a great deal of sacknese pat now, the usual fevers and diseases incident to the tropics. A friend tta,ked if Miss Ble•eke,dclar was living. I am glad to 58. he is, and weighs more than ever she' hoped to ao. If one is out of print and nientioo, it does not follow th t; the are dead Our school has. kept a- Y • . .m a. good average without any especial uP .. • a . r or, or expense, but it really seems too exer A _ bad that it is necessary to go out every day and hunt them Up. One of our sweetest young lady teachers was.told one day to go t • d* 1 hotd t• o an exeee ing yplace, an no come or c i ren to go to sc oo . k'n f land ' as ' g reins over nray arm and started forward, , . Wiame suffer calliog at the top of risy voice and firing off mg from toothache use Gibbous' Toothache Gum. Sold by all my .revolyer. In a, minute or two there , , . . dru ote. was an answering shout. 1 was within fifty ggl t sfrie yards of a farm -house, where I obtained They had been married but two months, Valimbla any shelter until the blizzard subsided, two and. she stillloved him devotedly. He was ssoeulide& ise d two battles ofnedicine srot Tree to tre.atmi Stt'irer. . Give 'Express mid Post Mice address. T. A. CO, 185 West Anetaicte Street, Toronto, Ont. days later. Dakota is a great country—in in the garden watering the flowera. She summer • but the man Who will make a, the ', was upstairs at the top of the house. NEW NA MES WANTED AT ONCE • home there and endui re ts. winters when "Jack," she cried loudly. "Jock, come000 there are thousands of fertile acres await- here quick 1" He knew at onoe that she Mg the plow in. Missouri must be either an Was in imminent danger, He grasped a STAR - Send 250 and have your name in the only AGENTS" Directory in Canada torte, CARD WORBIS; Woodstock,On , E, quunau or first cousin. toa fool.-St.Louis pair of tongs from the fireplace and rushed o e- smocra . Gl b D t up two flights of stairs to the rescue. Be - , ( NE MORE , , Sosne Clever catches. A. young lady was once talking with very young and very smart man, who we Moaned to air his kuowledge of the Ian pages a little. beyond ,wlaat she felt that modesty required. She therefore said to him, with an air of deference to his superior entered the room breathlessly, and found her lookieg out of the window. "look," HARVEST said she, '1 that's the kind, of bonsiou I want you to get me." Foggs-Hello, old man, I hear that yo are to marry MIES Duton. Trotter -So did m L Pm gouag•up now to ask her if the re- ' port is true. . EIVIIRSION Will be run on October 25th, to T.4-•-•. Is PECOS VALLEY "" r The Fruit Belt of New Mexico. attainments: , * "You are a L atm soh o1 I ar. , wish you would. tell me how to pronounce the word 'e o .: m e t - i - m e s The youth, with an air of kindly patron- age, replied: "1 have not met the word in my Latin reading, but I should have ao hesitation in saying, that it should be pro- neusiced 'so -met -i-mee " (giving it in four syllables, the accent on the second). d1 'Thank you for telling me," replied the girl; demurely. " I have always heard • it pronounced sometimes, but if you say the other way, that must be right.' This is similar to the perhaps familiar catch of the pronunciation of " bac-km-he,' " which will often surprise the uniatteated by proving to be only back•ache. It also re- bads one of a •question printed some years. 4 7 cese ' ,i, - 4,, eterte- ‘,/, V, , . • d•-- ' . rd e A f S 0 A3 „.„...:__ , - TO 0-•,,W ,,eas,,, • . y .;,,,,....,,,pl , • -',W 1 --se & 4;1 'N .- -. w.. •--; • • - ,,...-. 1." • 'sae „ , , ‘ 4 • s Tickets. CHICAGO ONE This famous For may he bought at DETROIT to EDDY, NEW MEXICO, And return, good twenty days, ab FARE FOR THEROUND TRIP 19N,nta -11;c:hawse of the year to see thi valley es, ea small an expense. DON'T MISS, TT further particulars address G 0. SHIELDS, Eddy, New Ttrlexieo. \\* since as to the way of spelling "need' -to ddesed--"" VtA, ASK YOU R DFILIC,C1ST FOR needhre ad. The average person wiU reply, e -a -d of course " but the anewer will ik•ii- , , . e, " Casa is the way to spell knead dough, but not to need bread." i d • A young lady recently rats e a family m d a 1 a, most heartless way. She remake , had a letter to•day, and how do you imagine the little preposition ' to ' NVMS used 2" "Too," suggested mamma. " , OIVIE nivarov's when Both the method and results n Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant Rad refreshing to the taste, and ac tE gently yet promptly on the Kidneys; Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys, • effectually, dispels colds, head- i • , , I asedss-de , . , • 'V , e _ ,--,-_,,,,,.„ 4 * ‘i ''''.-- .. .. 71.61i, _ 4 ".• -,i' , • et -,,,:z. -,•42.,w „. One Thing Me Mad to Learn. "1 am an old man," he said, slowly, "and I've lived a long time longer than most men who have lived as long as I have, for there's mighty little in this world that I oughtn't to know that I don't know, but there is one thing I don't know, and I've ben trying to leernit for fifty years, more or less." ' ' , "What's that?" intertupted Gameleil - •• who is but a beginner, says the Memphis Appeal Avalanche. " Well, my son, it's this: I don't know, and I don't believe 1 .ever shall, why it is that when a man gets home at 3 o'clock in th morning and he finds he hasn't his night e mor key in his pocket he can ring the bell. and thump the door, and throw pebbles up • .Syrup ' ' b1 against the windows, and distur . the whole neighborhood, and keeps On doireg it for •three•quarters of an hour or more before he ' anybody ' tb h but if he eta wakes in e. ouse, g there. at the same time, and has • ' i ht ke in his pocket and his 3.1 g Y . , I slips it into the look as still as e, monse,and • ' ak and shuts the door turns it a ere , . ftly as the dew falls, and creeps te,' in his sock feet as stealthily as a .uPs lro . oat,' and.gets into his room. as noiselessly as the stars go to their rest, he not only veakes h'but next morning everybody in up is wife, . , the house is asking him what he lemmas by coming in at that hour of the night, and, if he'must come in, then why doesn't he make less racket and not disturb the whole coun• try.s9 , • , , , . " man The old in an excess of emotion gasped once or tWioe and began to mop his brow. . , , "That's what I don't know, young man," he went on, "and I'd like to live until you have lived as long as I have to see if you can find out but I don't really believe you ever ,. 9 Will." "I'll try," briefly remarked GarnalielasndMegazine. those who, know Gamaliel have a sublime confidence ,that he has made a noble begin- raug. Two," suggested papa. " Tew,'"' Teu," " Ta," ventured various voices. . . Lily, who was much engaged with her French lessons just then, suggested "tout,' and Toni, in derision, improved upon that with "tuella," declaring that must be right in order to rhyme with "queue," and fevers and. cures habitual aches a constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remed.y of its kind. ever ino- cl d l ' t th taste and. ac- , P stomach,prompt t hi ceptabie to the s , p p its ' action and truly bene ci. fi 'al. in its . 0,,,, Atgliiiptip. taste 50C. -a a _ , ck,Sp,Hit „ Palatable as cream. like others In big bottles . . ., and $1.00. ' "AU wrong,".exelaimed the young lady, when the alphabet and their ingenuity were well exhausted. effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its ' mall. excellent qualities commendit Detective Stories Bennis. f j ,Tittn:k219. and 100 ropulny'Song4,10 9 2 cents Onlvar). Ind. Nov. co., Boyieston, Inds dhist then Teddy, who had been soberly 'absorbed in his bread and honey, and who WAS in his term at school, and wrest- • • • ling with the problem of words in two •th , to a 1 and have made it the naost popular remedy known. f Fin is for sale in '75c o c skine4t In the Bloods. CANCER before It rally develosm DE. Kin' LER, Clohimbus, 0. ' n air of e t,ers, is an wi a 1 t raised h* head,d decision and impottanoe, gravely spelled ." T -o, to." ' "Yes " cried the young lady, with a peal I ' 11' ' of aug ter. "Why," exclaimed the others in dis- • • bottles by all leading druggists, Any reliable druggist who may n.oi. hdva it on hand will p,rocure it ' h ' sher promptly for any one 'w o wisher to tr 't Manufactured only by the 1 • AGENTS WANTED .' • B n For our /feet selling Subsouption e ke Bibles and A newes. F•lend for Circular. Ad dress, Wm. Wilgus. Publisher, Toronto. t mayed chorus, "that is the right way o , spell it I" . xact y, s e rep le , an a is e "E 1 " h I' d • " d th t• th way my correspondent epelled it. You do y . CAlIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO SAN vnAwoisoo, CAL. 12.000 Acres of good Farm c i Land title perfect, on ,lif seachli%Central. Detreit St' Alpena& LoonLike Ballrosdsr; iv. to " .:rtiorkvg.m. lor.• 'iv sow wool, AY. 11 LANDS at PrIces• ranging $1 $5 per are. These lands are . ciose toenterormog new towns, CENTS illORMATaVir.hOTernse, am trial, aud your address in our . .104INTS'Alltft- soon' weioli goes whaling .all 6,714 010 United ), ' st„. to firms Who with to rnail FREE, sample , parlors, magazines, booko..pietures. cards, eta., with ' ` tormo. and our patrons receive husheleof mall. /rent. FOR shureheo, sehoolis,•etc.. and. wil b I -old oninest favorable terms 4 poly in R. E. PIEROB, West Bay City, or to 3 W. OIIIITIali SALE • Wbitraore Mich. Please mention %is paper when writing. est lioreolo in America. Try it ; roil will lie Ploamed. T. D. CAMPBELL, X 626, Boylootou, Ind. --- — — . • $500 N€T PROnr THIS LAST J'U'Ll- three tICV..4 of grapes. Vines Wral"..4.. 1%; 'Jr JD ton to distribute advertising and take order or Eleotric Appliances; $60.00 per month with stamp, NA.TIONA.L ELECTRIC. BELT CO. No. 101 Bay Street, Toronto. planted less them throe years. S225.00 net profit per go e thi • las .1 no. on Bischberriesgrown on the gond bills of Norto Ca.rolina--tbe oom ing fruit cen ire of the United States. Only 1 + o. hourfrom Nw York; land very cheap Pure air and water; nOted soi 4 lao4Ith resort. For full par irulars --end 5 cents (silver) for 3 copies a orireR SOUTH, RN HOME," a 40-eago n rairas. M. It Pride, Immigration DOMINION SILVER COMPAN Y Agent. Boas 50, tternlet, North Carolina. VETE RAVE BEEN INFORMED THAI v v certain Parties, WIthoubproperanthOrits are usteg °tar name and reputation to scours orders tot geode of an inferior quality. The ,- , Public are nobifieti ,that sde our geode Mt isame so ()hat the ImplisIttlee FARMS AND FARMING LANDS. -- • 0 R B S t5 ACRES CLEARED fralne honse an, born, i Imes rout 80 A- - d b 2 '1 f The *larcastic Girl. The sercastic maiden is not a pleasant ' • to be a • rees companion. She is too sharp g - . able. Ifer cutting speec es, ri e with speeche, 1 'th . . . . , . h t b scathing personalities, cause er o 0 h d ath • than sielected as one of s, urine r .er _ . . those charming sorb of gtrls men an a bothIf She ' •te women 'admire., .e wri s a lettc3r her - s to have .been dipped , , pen seem . . and though her ceinpoirtims in vinegar, . , may be the very min(' of elegance, stiliMAKER, Mich an epistle is not received. with the , Warinth that one of those gushing, girlys er. fied but altogeth friendly Muer altssaysi obtains. -Roseleal. . . ' . Hot Baths For Rheumathmt. 13, asoiee In imite of its being an essential . • • •es and rainy ' country, rheumatism in all i • forme is a rarity among the natives of Japan , while, the Europeans residing there . • • • • - ' • are almost all rhegmatic. This immunity is believed to be due . to the use of very hot1 bathe, which is univettial in Japan. A Japanese bathes once sometimes twice a - 4 ' day.-Medzcal _Record. Ti. d . a della- a ever r • stamped with oar It" an re r . Y - e • 1 After the performance Mr. Co can be detected at 'once, - - ' CilleAll Pre- We want several more roam tog men to Mb a. sented the following bill : egeatet' • Mr, Vanderbilt to Mr: Coquelin, Dr. '' Dowilielors rso s ,• , COMPANY, ,1011,4', et Ord Six tears at $100 each. ... .. • .... $ 600 county -seat of Gladwin Comity, MAL, for sale et WK. , ., . le0 aures -60 acres ender eultivation-2 miles 'from county -seat. 22,700. I0000 acra, at $6 per acre. Address, . 111110ESIE **OSTER, Gtadwin. Mai. . .'a .., tits laughter at $2uo' a men 2,400 Tvrelve of , - 1, Total • 3,000 Si 0011E F . . si't r NS-C-iiso RE DOLLAir te . Georgian& bas a sore throat and the v nimble ttentiso slid . 00 0010(110,We sent Pro to any Suff6rer. G!vdiEVVAairgtrarrOl`gfrant' G. ,,.. „ . 0 _±2....., 0 P199D', f -'1 doctorres. ribes i ecacumia. " Oh, Pam Y p he .1)1 pd 1, . , ' th • Roar, it!. Co 1J5 5 no , ,., . . c rfOR . ._-_- ASRYOURSEW/ASMACHNEAGE/fir cee'lli?41.ahd- deer, what a orri e ose says e ohild, plashing away, the glee's ,of medicine. " Nonsense," says the father, "just watola 44 I'm to taste it," " 0b, don't THE CHATHAM FANNING MILL - s __..._ FOR IT- OR SENDA3CEAIT '-'. -4 STAMP FOR PARTICULAA0 • PRICE LIS7;SAMPI- , i SEND TO LIS ' 85 ' . COTTCAI YARIV.&c, OF.011it Wife -You are altogether too nice abou everything Husband -I thought you liked f t'il' - g .-Wife-I do • its the fixes-. 24.1. 1.°2: men... • ., , tichous mina i °Prot to. , • d -I heat you are engaged _ The OldsFaen_ .„ _ C it be oeilihle you are going to raOt7e „ al? P ' tam. b It 2 'The l'ilaTrY Va?'t YoaP,g, . _ . 8 l'• . ptenress-On, no. He naked me as a favor to becotne engaged to him for a few week,, to help out his credit. 't - The Married NI an -I toil my ein e, every- ' h T e ' e thing, sir-everyt ing. h . lbwb lor-. Evet tell her a lint The Married Mao-- f4,..1 )1. i* ... t I., it t. • • • .: ...i.t.'......, ti• - me. , going , taste it, Papa," its her teeny. , " Do , drink the whole of it." there it th 13 t M With 13agging attacinnent, fi e Bet made in Clanada to -day. ' . .1,0,•copre leg ae-ase a as. saessaw.. ' 41irenlar Peed List, sums ITV/NG MACHINES ' tsREE:4AN. BROS. /if 6 ‘R.S Businees man -You remember that a ad" . paper and took out two / had in your pap_ , , th ? W I) I V4'ant tO hisses it put me n a ago , back egain. Editor -Why, t thought you Said that no one rieticod it While it was in. Businetia men humbly --They didn't nein , ., , 1 I' took 't at -0 thier argl te unti .i o . 0 Purassher. . , . - , vot, "Your money or your life 1 . '' --at , , _ - • ' to ask amigo eoutoutlence 1 I was going 0htt the vnii7 intlie thltift,'" Young lady --Between men never Send for is and Address, TOWN, ONT. eitiats eti trite a friendship as between us ,W.E.014GE girls,. Gerit-How can yott say so, mein• MANSON CA MPSELL. Chatham, OM, .. , &Wein ? Look' here: 'Vhen a friend of d • intended t t r - d he ectually mine o ge ma rie .. ,. applied to Me to midst him in his choice, n you really so - ir-- 1.4 A dhelped t . d mint a 37— _ ...,Ai nao! „P, ltri.. aPPY for life? Gen -Certainly. 1 WAWA hibi dub of his marriage scheme. Ilse's Remedy for catarrh ts the Best, lilAstea to Use, and Cheapest. GA -16'A, Ft . Sold. br druggists or Salt by malt, S0n. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, N. I. , ,SeatttriseeTSO 1.6.,,,o,,,,,„.4.iLve.,,. , ' ' 4, ikcW..):, •C H a.0Eit ..w JO vv i- ET 9 1E-.-,:. ,a es a sde.*". . “'" '.dfid".A0 N T-6 • C A re ea c) a ., • 1//t111 .o. nay Ilt,11. LLUO VVU'iUA5/19