The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-27, Page 7LAUGH
roe A
Menulled there
The little grid oak°
o perhaps you WOW,
it! 4 few of your el
$..he was only tame
•VVII0 spoke in that
As she saw her moll
:17,...At the olillormee
There Were a halad
And the motlier w
Worn opt witli the
And fight) with Lb
For a smile or kiss
For the little ono 1
And the shadow th
face
O'or the young lif
Moro thoughtful th
And poi:tiered Inc
Row to lighten 11
share, '
Ciro Wing heavier
Only a week, andth
esla her tiny white
Lay With her blue
hair
Out 01080 from the
" Don% ory," she sai
Feeling tears that
"You won't have t
When there ain't
And the dear little
From the home t
Showed the mothe
clay,
'What a plaoo she
The devil knoii
With a long face.
The greatest ma
who eau wait ptt
waiting.
She --Who pia
the operetta at th
He -,-The orchestr
Lord. .Randolph
lion and p, lioness
been mounted. b
manta to his Lend
A young man w
Philadelphia bar
secured his first •
washerwoman, w
because he owes a
Wife -Aren't, y
evening? Husba
going round to th
morning's papers.
„just as oornfortabt
Health offioer
• country unless yo
yourself to its la
• its le.ws ? Health
, be wathed- An
back.
IVIamma-I -a
Tommy, I don't
• mint to auythin
Tommie -Well,
think so, cause s
trouble then any
William, (out a
see that little s
edging this way.
what of it? ,Will
edging this way
why the ,quicker
better.
"What has ha
vexed." "1 sho
big I wasteust got
. .
something, when
and I have been
thiult what I was
and I can't do it.'
"11 was not t
ways of fish, and
fish were to be
turned fisherma
posted in every p
streams • and the.
ter. So'I posted
Employer -Yo
fishing yesterda
"Catch anythii
Employer (mak
pear calm) -Com
ing. I want to h
taking you into p
Tom .Anjery,
profesaor for per
should like to be
I want to take
The old professor
the young man o
cles and said slo
sister out &lain
relation to you ?"
Briggs -How
with his vsife?
-spirited girl.
smoother. I tel
of genuine love.
him. Briggs -
t Griggs -Why, 111
months, and he
other day that a
-studs in his dress
There were on
'at that hour besi
the box. One
drunk and.four-fi
and the other, w
was peeing up a
"front of him. H
of the walker wit
for nearly half a
'barkeeper. "
tsred as that g
ag shay. Well,
ct
Auired the barke
how iongsh thas
't' be marehin'
•-ohleep."
An energetic
,ducting a music
,bag Mendelssohn
the chorus "RE
tGori 1" The me
sonorously, whe
"" No -de drea
B -a -l -e ; soften
onusioal sound,
chorus took up
-Bawl • hear us,
•realize'd the pe
ment and. broke
great emazemen
never saw the j
luotautly to the
Detroit Free
I ever knew we
lived in two or
and with limit
comforts of hom
sion, but it w
clipped the ea
living, and sold
and their food,
place I ever sit
Woman, whole
principle showiti
did her own w
something to te
to her to prepar
three tomathes
• •
and give Jim
toes of which
sproud. They h
dud life always
them ; they en
each was petfe
like to thinit
hixuryand field
apart or made 1
thing it was wh
I.N1), ' LEARN.
, .
May or Wes" .
.
commix of we 2' '
a with a sigli•
lift be tired, yoe see, '
.ila$ ShOUld. d1.02
'ears 410,-4h1s One
strange, sad war,
Ler's itapatientarrown
eisterous Play. .
. .
wan vviio avound her stood,
as siok and epos,
aro OS the noisy brood,
, wolf at the door.
no time, no place ;
oast 0± au
at darkened the mother's
seemed to tall.
ti any she felt more care,
eildish way ,
.0 durden she could not
very day.,
,
o little Claire,
sevedle.bee,
wes closed, and the sunny
golden head.•
•
1 -and the words were low
slio coulcl not see-
, work aucl be tired so,
so any of we.'
Laughter who went away'
at for once was'stillecl,
•'s heart, from that dreary
had always filled,,
*re ainoiag the fertanale. fees who have uf
. . .
Artlfiesal *vents:, •
• Jenrette
Among Queete Victoria's Phoice ohina le a
Sevres dessert service valued at Sii0 000
. • • 0- •,
• " What' did Miss Marvin do vvhen yen
. . • .
c 4
1344181414. oillaeer plrle0,13,114g. it 41) °LI 4 I, ittle .")°,1
II
Dicky --She celled me "dealt!' PouPloPe
--Nonstenee 1 Dielrey-^YeSt fan did, She
said, "Oh, dear, why don't yeu go ? "
Perdlta-Well, Jack, , and I are to be
married at bat, and we are so happy,
Ponelope-Did , you and jack , have zawah
trouble in getting your father'e oonsent ?
pordite_Na ; bat pap% and / had an awful
lot of trouble in getting Jaak's oorieent.
The present Commander-Ind:3140f of the
Moorish 'army is a' Sootehman Kea
- ' •
Maclean,It as he who r er mil ed the
. Iv 0 g 7
Sultan's forces.,.
,
, ChappieLI'll , bet you $10 I can borrow
10 sooner than you can. Cholly-Done-
lend me , $10 to put up, ,Chappie-Cer-
tainlY, dear boy (and then he faints).
-
Mrs, Squabbel-You ought to stay home
nights, You're, no longer a gay young bus.
band. Mr, Squabbel tastutely)-No. I'm
merely a gay young woman's: husband.
, -reacher-In what Pub of the Bible
is it taught that a Men should have only
,
one wife? Little Bea -1' guess it's the
'cart that save no rrian can serve two mem-
s,- ,s•
ters. , .
Plenty of Faraily.-Friend-So you've
marriecl !dace we last met, Suobley.
Any family ? Seobley-Oh, yes l She's ,a
Mountfitzflatheringhame ' on her mother a
hide. . .
. • .
The Judder of the'New Canard liner, the'
. . . . . , ,
Campania is so large a piece el steel thet
no British' firm could forge it e and the order
had to be sent to Krirop's gunworke at
mem .
Larkin (to his wife) -e -Did you hear of the
Rev. Dr. T,hirdlyhi fall? Mrs. Larkin,-
Dear me, no 1. What has he done ? Larkin
--He has fallen heir to $50,000 by the death
o au uncle. '
Professor (Who has sent the servant girl
after alight, and Who was slow in bringing
ite_
) Katie, light travels at the rate of 100,-
°
000 miles a second. Where did you g to
get that light?I
Tapely-You are an orphan ?' Miss Sum-
merbgirl-Yes. Tapely, much disturbed-,
Well, h ' t t I k • order to
. w ose consen mus as in r .
m , 9 11,1 S • 1 W 11 you
eery you . ies ummergar - e ,
might ask mine.
Al -Mr. Bunker, I think f have been
• gY 1ey long enough to be enti -t1a d
in your
emp • .week,
to an increase n se ary. agree
i 1 Booker,'1
with you partly, Mr. Bliffers. I think you
have been in my' employ long enough. you
can go.
Gros Binet is the most ignorant of men.
Entering.a bookseller's shop he said : 9.9 1
we,nt a . nice book, something in the
historical line." " Woubiyoulike the 'Last ,
f p . 7 " "What did he die
ys o Pompeii?" .
of 2 " " An eruption, I believe."
he power of expansiOn which funii
T
possess is wonderful. Great toadstoolsivi I
sometimes lift. heavy paving stones out of
their beds, and it was once necessary to re -
pave thewhole 'of a . certain town in Eng-
land in consequence of suoh a disturbance.
Insects generally breathe thtough special
peed in, various parts of their body, and if
these pores are closed by oil they are enaffo-
crated. Any one may test this by, dropping
sweet oil on the thorax or back of a wasp;
it very soon dies. For this: reason oil has
been found one of the beet things to use for
the destruction of insects.
Snobbs (fishing for a compliment) -AW-
Miss Sparks, Pm afraid You do not find -g.
aw-my conversation very • entertaining.
. Miss Sparks (with. enthusia,sm)e-Indeed I
do, Mr. Snobbs. You seem to he able to
,_
tala intelligently on the simplest topic, and
the more trivial thwsubject the more you
have to say.
The Flat -Hunter (to the proprietor of the
Hoetong flats) -And you say you have no
typhoid, measles or diphtheria, no poor
sanitation, no balky janitor, no children, no
.si ' d ladypianists in the
lagers an no young
house? The Proprietor -Not one of them,
sir. The Flat -Hunter -Then I guess I
can't come. • I'd like to. But I ha,ven't
been a saintly man heretofore in this life, I
don't feel that I -deserve it.
To My Winter Girl.
You fled from me in early spring
,To enter on your summer'sreign ;
But the summer's. past and gene,
Dear one come back to me again.
I ask not where you've been these months
That in the city I have toiled ;
HOW many men you've flirted with,11
—
h •ts h ,' de oiled
H0' many eat you as e so •
1 crave no reckoning with you, sweet,
some grains of constancy Ilack ;
But now the Air is getting crisp,
I only say, "come back,nome back."
d tla.' d T' flits b •
So heed eo, speed thee, me y ,
All summer Jong scrimped for thee.
My cash awaits thy winning smile,
my wintergirl, come back to me.
The roost costly book in the world is the
- • X. .
missal sent by Pope Leo X. to Henry VIM;
of E 1 d t th time when the title de-
ng an , a e • . _ •,_ .
fender of the faith, was conferred on that
' much -married monarch. For a . number of
. .
years the book remained crown property,
but CharlesII who little use for mita
. ., ,without
. .
't to the ancestor of the Duke ot
sals, gave i , , . , t*.ffiGAN
Hamilton 'in whose family it remained un 11
s .
.a few years ago, when the library of the
Duke was sold at auction. , The missal was
purchased by the German Government
.. , . 9
which paid for it in cash the. enormous sum
of $50,000. A snitch higher price than this,
however, was once offered for. a single
volume. In 1512 Pope julius II. WAS 10
need of money and endeavored to borrow.
He was at that time the. possessor of a
. .on
Hebrew Bible, winch, for some cause, the
Jewish people of Ventets desired to pur-
chase. They offered to pay its weight , in
gold for the book, which was so heavy that
the united strength of two men could barely
lift it. The book was weig.hed, and : the
--
estimate , made of its weigh t in gold was
$105,000. Julius deemed ,this sum made-
quote and declined to sell, se that the Yeti-
can Hebrew Bible is justly entitled to the
distinction of being the most. valuable book
in the world. .
WANTBD-GOOD BBAINil. I
—
Ca i Gree us roinES OU. lilltking
• . .P .- ' - ' .. • . - - ,
Illiekwasei,
"Tho value of good waggon roe& is not
, • a • h. ,,, • ' - -
apPreciato so t le eelletry, .62441. Walter
S. Ferburg, a gu., wit. of the Southern. "WO
are greet railroad builders, but we sadly
neglect that equelly important item, good
waggon rods, It frequently cysts the
farmer ,aernuchto gethiegrabs to the statioo,
a dista4oe eta few mile, as to transport it
half • aeross the continent to maeltet. A
county will issue bonds to help build ek rail-
_ . . . .
Way svincn it may not need, yet comiders
that it gee dee, eu, that ie eleceeseee when
it compele the able-bodied citizens to stand
,,,_ ,,.,„ , ___ __ _
Lu.__%,..4e waggon -wage and talk politica es ,his
Cour of tladdr each year. ,
' The A nerican method of ' iinproving '
' •
a road is eo It f 11 A •
, ,. 4 t MS 0 OWS : Man rs
elected road overseer wno could not tell a
'culvert: fr0,.0 0 chime pagoda_it000,0 12.9
more of, roadbuilding than a dray home
does of triamnornet v Ho' susenions the
•
citizens to co -me , fortri: 'on a certain. day and,
' work the roads.' A few of them,• come
with aerapers and shovels. They paw
around in the' clirt for A day , or two, 'eaola
men aeceeding 'to his owis ideas, and the
last state of that road is infinttely worse
' ' '
than the firet. The result is that itrequires
four horses to do the work of one when tlae
farm produce is to be hauled , te market.
The oldRomans did these things differently.
.
They realized that ' good roads were of
vastly more ,impertance to a. consmun, ity
The highways they
tohonTtrfiunoetebdaadr(elignogoea after twenty centuriel
of wear and tear. .
"Phe poorest countries of Europe have
, •
hater lughevaye than the richest State of
t he American Union. Road building is a ,fine
science With the Et ' . e It '
• • le aropeant. Is strange
that in this country, where labor-saving
,.
machinery has been lsrought to the highest
perfection -where it is the boast of the peo-
pis that 'every edge is made to cut -we
have the worst roads the greatest labor-
wasters to be found in the world." -St.
Louis Globc•DsmOcrat.
.
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ar.-41-7ACIAL.S 13. ALL 4117'uk 'A:NJ
es-- " ' .
Irlie WorstThreg That 4 irviveuer Cu pas,
• - ..' ..,,, :„ - ' '
eibly leneounter la the lr W49, COUR% PA-Lis40 SORE SRO-OLDER:a SOttAT01110$ • ea any,
" The wont thing that a travellet can , VOILINDS eas, :IlitCrieltd*dlidd;rs or Ceahrettigs ine Ontenly Berthed.
. .
elecelleter is 4 Dekotablizzard," said W. C. $44000' °we° GVAUAN'IMED it Yon use DItatese Ie. seeeessataaSaids,
IdeaVer, who Wae entertaining some frieode eat by Mail An receipt, of Price Al$ Omits, ,1-$:e. ti,4 V. talOSWORra
le the cOrridera of the Laclede, 4' A. 51,!0110N0* °AN, P-1:13NWS Wanted Fiversawhere. TESITMONIALS
PAketa blazer(' je OnlalliPg like A SAlgtra
Seedittorro, but with powdered tee hasteadIll
VOINFr* Vett itri 1411.11:VE.
Of . rand and the thermometer ranging 30 ...,-...
degrees heloW hatead of 100 degrees elsove, now to lIttise• Igo a sieepIng sarunuarc
A traveller. MAY °naive a eandstorin, the A drunkard was sleeping off hui• potations
only danger is thet he will be elnotheeed • - • •
hut woe to the unieehe pilgrim who l'e in a Third allenths •halitray, neer ''T.weasty-
paught by the blizzard !, The fine, frozen Ulghtli.f9treet, when .Patroloteso Clinton,' Of
tlie Th ut vefifth ;stetson earned las Protrad•
f881t- NO Ova 1892
•• sales
„, u klt 0 ste,e, of theei
' assesatteea,„,, 4st eedeeee,"e it ,,,,,,oht
snow, as hard as iron Allege, is driven into ese se,„ s are• a mewl., heet,„ se aed,„e 4.1.,
lase with terrific force; it becorriee kw. ''''''.0 An?" . ''''' --- ' '''''9-"' '' 1.---. '''''''
possible to distinguish objects at A distance rath.er thm soles of the poor felt:atop worn
amender shoes, as is the custorn with the park keep-
Of a doyen' yards and he may'
-' . P
b t f 11 '•tb• t • , era in (leafing with sleeping trauma on the
a °° °r oars ' WI In 'a 8. °Ile °' benchee He reached over and arasped the
throw of his • own liguse without ' s ''
b' 010g awe to find it. Greet erie.,1 ideoper by the nose, and the fellow was on
are piled up around him, • then whisked1
away,. leaving the ground. ,perfeetly bare • his
"You must have tweaked it pretty
bard, in an inBtant. ' '
' suggested a' wiaaese of the ineident.
the wind. seems to resolve itself into a thou- ,
" N b lit • " I I' d. " I l•dn't
sand . whirling cyclones, and every open o a 1 , sir, le rep le . t i
etreash. of snow into a maelstroms In North hurt him at all. You see, Air," barring the
Dakota many of , the farmers stretch ropes lungs,. the nose is the principal organ of
from their houies to their berne, so that respiration, and the lunge, sir," wouldn't'
they venture out to feed the' st k during have mash te de if ' ib wasn't fer the nose.
ir ea When a naan'a' asleep and especially when
the blizzards—which frequeotly last two or , , , . ' . ,
three days -without danger of getting lost 1, . • s d „ .
in the icy storm. In PeleruarY, 1884, I drove ho's drunk as well, ne apretty 'sure to
ature tutelage im o go sir
t ' 1 1 h f 1 f ' F t and that's through hiS 'EMS% All you have
out in a ew ma es rom aro o
close up, a land trade. The sky was asclearto do then, sir, is to Pinch his nose, shut off
as a bell,. the ' air jut cold enough to . be his wind, and up he, comes with. a snort. It's'
a good deal More human Mr, then the bee -
exhilamtmg and I enjoyed my ride out mat ' • 0
•,' • •s ti ado and I always apply it sir. -New
rnensely • 1 did' not enjey the return trip tinado, -
• • , ' York Sun .
however. A cold, bitter wind came out of ' '
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e
a
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rst
te
assesta
tired
lae.ve
both
,
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s
feeling
4
men
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speonie
and
4,6? :""""14.re
t ':
t,
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form
Stane,es
enrieli
r. and
Nerves,
, theme
speedy
diseases
from
hlood,andshattered
nerve%
alysis,
eases,
. ', sciatica,lossofraera..
ory,
pits
. sorofulaahloroeisor
e green
that affects sotcalaTosto.
action on the
vtomen, restoring
EAK
.
tarlif.400li
te, UR. litlielalt
-sod ITLEFINTSS
;teishillea
. They .supply
an oondeused
m.z., tile sub.
needed to
the Blood
to rebuild. the.
thus mating
a certain and,
cure for all,
ar i sin g
trepoverish.eci.
such impart
. spinal clis,
rheumatism,
erysipelas, pate .
-keno/ theheart,,
Meknes% hat
They ,
sexual systein of .
lost vigor. .
EN
, .
e men too well to be seen
.1:?ctsn's florn•
n in the world is the Man
tiently mud. worit while
0
ed the principal part in
Van Ogdele's last night?
Churchill brogght a deadfind
from Arress, which have
(tattler nist as erne-
a t ' r ' ' •
on residence.
ao was admitted to the
thiee years ago has just
'ease. He has sued his
e won't retains Isis linen
1 old hill. . .
, .Aug.
ou coming to church this
ad -No, my dear, I'm
1 club to look through this
'Wife -Can't you sleep
y in church?
.You cannot land in this
a are willing to subject.
s. Anarchist -Whet are
effacer -First' you must
%schist -Then l'm going
• perfeedy discouraged.
believe a a will ever am-
• 1
q, ' you ,,re ao indolent.
, guess the teaeher don't
ie said'. -.Al I made moreDa
)oy in seenol.
soppine)--Sarah do you
.• '
ign. that t..,ys, " Hamburg
, -....
Sand, -Yes, mutant,
iam---1 V• 11 Hamburg is
with oh of its cholera, ,
we kin gib out of here the
mened to you ? You look
ad think so. This morn-
rig to be very angry about
Borne oue spoke to me,
trying the whole day to
going to be angry about,
,
at I was not posted on the
on fishing and on where
found," explained the re-
i • "I was thoroughly
tr'ticular, and so were the
t waswhat was the mat-
home." .
1 took a day off to go
7. Employee -Yes, sir.
3g ?" " Nothing, Bir'"
et a poeverful effort to ap-
3 up to my house this even-
ave a talk with you about
ertnership.
, student, applied to the
sission to be absent. " I
excused this afternoon, as
my sister out driving."
, who is no fool, looked at
rer the top of his specta-tem
sly : " Want to take your
g, do you? Is the any
is Peterls in getting along
the seemed rather a 'high-
•
aiggs-Nothing could be
. you, old man, it's a case
:Ile girl just worships
'hat makes, you think so?
.ey have been married six
told me confidentially the
e still continued to put his
'
shirt.,
,
y two people in the saloon
les the white ayiron behind
I thein was three-fourths
•
fths asleep in the corner,
ith a blistered red nose,
ad .down the sawdust in
3 followed the movements
di headmen, unsteady' eyes
I hour and then called the.
shay barkeep " he• mute
antleman came over. " I
• o •
what is ib,' drunias ? In-
' *
me; pleasantly. 1' I shay,
torahlight n'oeshun sone
1 s -
through here 9 I wan' go ,t
— . —
terman professor was con-
1 eociety. They were study-
's "Elijah,"andhad reached
mr us, Baal ; heat, mighty
es voices were booming out
l the conductor oried out,
lful . vowel! D012'0 say
a lectle-eive .de more
Bab" , Whereupon the
he strain again "Hear us
Bawl !"—but they quieltly,
,uliar fitness of the senti-
down in laughter, to the
t of the little German, who
ske but who returned re-
old' pronunciation. -
Press: The happiest couple
re a man and his wife who
three,tiny rooms in a block
sd meant enjoyed all the
s. The mate had a ' profes-
se a very lowly, one ; he
e and taila of dogs for a
illustrated books on dogs
His home was the 'mated
7 ; his wife was Et pretty
Onus and cleatily', With a
g m all her actions. he
irk and her cooking was.
' a - is
nember. ala wee no ttotabie
a, a -meal. She veould take
and a handful of crackers
" a „Midi of eeeelloped tome-
. .
3, Caterer Might have been
id birds (no. bOoks and love,
seemed like a holiday to
oyed it like children and
:fly happy with the other.
If theni often, mid hope that
, .
Mien havp not drifted theme
.fe ether than the heautiful
• . • .
the northeast, that constantly increased in lisene-All rite stoppee tree by_ lier. Ellitae'o
vicilence, until the air became filled with Omit Nerve Faetotter, No Fits atter fleet
snow, which glittered like myriads of 411Y'5 .080. Mr49..Tt14.514 011):6B, Verddret 1;04,1 .P."'ne
tiny di r d ' th Phen k tdial tsattle. free to Nets cases. Send tic Dr s sae.
a no3a sus e sun. , en t e a y tat Area St. pattedelehia. Pe,.
(young
overwork,
should.
lost
.
a
and old), suffering from mental worry
insomnia, exoefaies, or sew -abuse',
take these Perms. They will restore.
energies, both physical and mental.
FFE 1 C ' WO" ' EN
became overcast, the wind began to hurl __ • afflicted
great banksof sisowaerostitheroad, anal was For *macros:Seas MalrS. sex,
soonunasbletoseemyhoree'shead. 'urged him Several requests have been sent in for a (Iowa
onward, allowing him to pick his own remedy for superfluous hair. The following •
course, for I was hopelessly at sea. I had depilatory powder, found in the last number
heard that a horse would lead his way home of'the .Doctor, is said to be 'effective : should
through the darkestnight, and Ihopecl that Sulphide of barium 50 parts restore
instinct would serve 'him as Well in a Wiz. Starch 25 parts rect
zard ; but it didn't. In a little while he Oxide of zinc 25 parts RinvA/05
stopped, and wheal urged him forward he This is mixed with water so as to form a sold.
turned sguarely about and .began to retrace soft paste, and spread upon the face. In torrrrImark
. ' ' ' ' 't is
his ate s He los as well as T sit ten inmates tame i scraped off and. the
p . eves t w . o THE
e smooth
still Meant to freeze. I got out, threw the 'kin is now found to b , .
with the weaknesses peculiar to their
such as suppression of the periods, bearing'
pains, weak back, uleerations, .etei, wilt
these pins an unfailing cure.
PALE AND SALLOW GIRLS
take these Pills. They enrich the blood,
health's roses to the cheeks and cor-
all irregularities.
or parrATion. These Withrow
by all dealcrs_oenlyiiin,:boxesabearleing our
'7"1--1),0"DybDi 14 l';' z gist
p, ofpuce J centslit ox er or . .
DR. WILLIAMS MED CO
Brockville, Ont., or Morristown, N.Y.
.
, Weather and MISS10118.111 Trinidad.
o ou, a • missionary, wri ,
Dr. M rt C. P.C.' ' 't-
• '
mg from Trinidad, W. I., under date of
5tlx, says : "For the last two months
we would gladly, have enjoyed a little
Canadian sunshine. In the month of June
we ,only wo ne aye. , ous reports
hadt . fine d • Offi • 1
h th t 1 1 I d f 11 ` f
s ow a severa p aces ut a ram• a o
from 30 to 31 inches. July reports are • not'
Yet out, but the month was a duplicate of
Juiae• In going to my college work one
1 and other passengers . had to be
transfeived 'for over a mile on • trollies
pushed with poles -the railway being so
wished out that even that was a risky
thing•to do Miles of country have been
• . ,
ater which was several, times from
under w ,
two to three feet deep under two of my
schoolhouses. One of my schoolboys was
swept away and drowned when going to
school. It' reminds• one, not of Paradise,
but of another less pleasant Biblical story.
N,otwithstanding, all the inissionaries are
well, and hope for pleasant days 'when the
clouds roll by.'" •
Mias Blackaddar, also a missionary
of tge, Canada Presbyterian Church
in Trinidad; writing from Tacarigua, ,
under date of August 13th, says : " We
have just had such a ehower, or rather
downpoar. Thunder' rolled, , little brooks
have turned into rushing torrents, and
clear Si. Mary's•Riv.er has turned muddy,
and wild. Logs, trees, clothes, • baskets
and goats have taken as sadden and rapid
journey from their quiet homes; if not
'fished out they go to the Caroni, then to
the sea. 'Owing to floods and rain we have,
.
a great deal of sacknese pat now, the usual
fevers and diseases incident to the tropics.
A friend tta,ked if Miss Ble•eke,dclar was
living. I am glad to 58. he is, and weighs
more than ever she' hoped to ao. If one is
out of print and nientioo, it does not follow
th t; the are dead Our school has. kept
a- Y • . .m
a. good average without any especial
uP .. • a .
r or, or expense, but it really seems too
exer A _
bad that it is necessary to go out every day
and hunt them Up. One of our sweetest
young lady teachers was.told one day to go
t • d* 1 hotd t•
o an exeee ing yplace, an no come
or c i ren to go to sc oo .
k'n f land '
as ' g
reins over nray arm and started forward, , .
Wiame suffer
calliog at the top of risy voice and firing off mg from toothache use
Gibbous' Toothache Gum. Sold by all
my .revolyer. In a, minute or two there ,
, . . dru ote.
was an answering shout. 1 was within fifty ggl
t
sfrie
yards of a farm -house, where I obtained They had been married but two months, Valimbla
any
shelter until the blizzard subsided, two and. she stillloved him devotedly. He was ssoeulide&
ise d two battles ofnedicine srot Tree to
tre.atmi
Stt'irer. . Give 'Express mid Post Mice address. T. A.
CO, 185 West Anetaicte Street, Toronto, Ont.
days later. Dakota is a great country—in in the garden watering the flowera. She
summer • but the man Who will make a,
the ', was upstairs at the top of the house.
NEW NA MES WANTED AT ONCE
• home there and endui
re ts. winters when "Jack," she cried loudly. "Jock, come000
there are thousands of fertile acres await- here quick 1" He knew at onoe that she
Mg the plow in. Missouri must be either an Was in imminent danger, He grasped a STAR
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Send 250 and have your name in the
only AGENTS" Directory in Canada
torte,
CARD WORBIS; Woodstock,On ,
E, quunau or first cousin. toa fool.-St.Louis pair of tongs from the fireplace and rushed
o e- smocra .
Gl b D t up two flights of stairs to the rescue. Be
- ,
( NE MORE
,
, Sosne Clever catches.
A. young lady was once talking with
very young and very smart man, who we
Moaned to air his kuowledge of the Ian
pages a little. beyond ,wlaat she felt that
modesty required. She therefore said to
him, with an air of deference to his superior
entered the room breathlessly, and found
her lookieg out of the window. "look," HARVEST
said she, '1 that's the kind, of bonsiou I want
you to get me."
Foggs-Hello, old man, I hear that yo
are to marry MIES Duton. Trotter -So did m
L Pm gouag•up now to ask her if the re- '
port is true.
.
EIVIIRSION
Will be run on October 25th, to
T.4-•-•.
Is PECOS VALLEY
"" r
The Fruit Belt of New Mexico.
attainments: , *
"You are a L atm soh o1 I ar. , wish you
would. tell me how to pronounce the word
'e o .: m e t - i - m e s
The youth, with an air of kindly patron-
age, replied: "1 have not met the word in
my Latin reading, but I should have ao
hesitation in saying, that it should be pro-
neusiced 'so -met -i-mee " (giving it in four
syllables, the accent on the second).
d1 'Thank you for telling me," replied the
girl; demurely. " I have always heard • it
pronounced sometimes, but if you say the
other way, that must be right.'
This is similar to the perhaps familiar
catch of the pronunciation of " bac-km-he,'
"
which will often surprise the uniatteated by
proving to be only back•ache. It also re-
bads one of a •question printed some years.
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And return, good twenty days, ab
FARE FOR THEROUND TRIP
19N,nta -11;c:hawse of the year to see thi
valley es, ea small an expense.
DON'T MISS, TT
further particulars address
G 0. SHIELDS,
Eddy, New Ttrlexieo. \\*
since as to the way of spelling "need' -to
ddesed--"" VtA,
ASK
YOU R DFILIC,C1ST FOR
needhre ad. The average person wiU reply,
e -a -d of course " but the anewer will
ik•ii- , , .
e, " Casa is the way to spell knead dough,
but not to need bread."
i d •
A young lady recently rats e a family m
d a 1
a, most heartless way. She remake ,
had a letter to•day, and how do you
imagine the little preposition ' to ' NVMS
used 2"
"Too," suggested mamma.
"
,
OIVIE nivarov's
when
Both the method and results n
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
Rad refreshing to the taste, and ac tE
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys;
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys,
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One Thing Me Mad to Learn.
"1 am an old man," he said, slowly,
"and I've lived a long time longer than
most men who have lived as long as I have,
for there's mighty little in this world that
I oughtn't to know that I don't know, but
there is one thing I don't know, and I've
ben trying to leernit for fifty years, more
or less." ' ' ,
"What's that?" intertupted Gameleil
- ••
who is but a beginner, says the Memphis
Appeal Avalanche.
" Well, my son, it's this: I don't know,
and I don't believe 1 .ever shall, why it is
that when a man gets home at 3 o'clock in
th morning and he finds he hasn't his night
e mor
key in his pocket he can ring the bell. and
thump the door, and throw pebbles up
• .Syrup
' ' b1
against the windows, and distur . the whole
neighborhood, and keeps On doireg it for
•three•quarters of an hour or more before he
' anybody ' tb h but if he eta
wakes in e. ouse, g
there. at the same time, and has
• ' i ht ke in his pocket and
his 3.1 g Y . , I
slips it into the look as still as e, monse,and
• ' ak and shuts the door
turns it a ere , .
ftly as the dew falls, and creeps
te,' in his sock feet as stealthily as a
.uPs lro .
oat,' and.gets into his room. as noiselessly as
the stars go to their rest, he not only veakes
h'but next morning everybody in
up is wife, . ,
the house is asking him what he lemmas by
coming in at that hour of the night, and, if
he'must come in, then why doesn't he make
less racket and not disturb the whole coun•
try.s9 , • , , ,
. " man
The old in an excess of emotion
gasped once or tWioe and began to mop his
brow. . , ,
"That's what I don't know, young man,"
he went on, "and I'd like to live until you
have lived as long as I have to see if you can
find out but I don't really believe you ever
,.
9
Will."
"I'll try," briefly remarked GarnalielasndMegazine.
those who, know Gamaliel have a sublime
confidence ,that he has made a noble begin-
raug.
Two," suggested papa.
" Tew,'"' Teu," " Ta," ventured various
voices. .
. Lily, who was much engaged with her
French lessons just then, suggested "tout,'
and Toni, in derision, improved upon that
with "tuella," declaring that must be right
in order to rhyme with "queue,"
and fevers and. cures habitual
aches a
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remed.y of its kind. ever ino-
cl d l ' t th taste and. ac-
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stomach,prompt t hi
ceptabie to the s , p p
its ' action and truly bene ci. fi 'al. in its
.
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Atgliiiptip.
taste
50C.
-a a
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Palatable as cream.
like others In big bottles
. . .,
and $1.00.
' "AU wrong,".exelaimed the young lady,
when the alphabet and their ingenuity were
well exhausted.
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
'
mall. excellent qualities commendit
Detective Stories Bennis.
f j ,Tittn:k219. and 100 ropulny'Song4,10
9 2 cents Onlvar). Ind. Nov. co., Boyieston, Inds
dhist then Teddy, who had been soberly
'absorbed in his bread and honey, and who
WAS in his term at school, and wrest-
• • •
ling with the problem of words in two
•th
,
to a 1 and have made it the naost
popular remedy known.
f Fin is for sale in '75c
o c
skine4t In the Bloods.
CANCER before It rally develosm
DE. Kin' LER, Clohimbus, 0. '
n air of
e t,ers, is an wi a 1
t raised h* head,d
decision and impottanoe, gravely spelled
." T -o, to." '
"Yes " cried the young lady, with a peal
I ' 11' '
of aug ter.
"Why," exclaimed the others in dis-
• •
bottles by all leading druggists,
Any reliable druggist who may n.oi.
hdva it on hand will p,rocure it
' h ' sher
promptly for any one 'w o wisher
to tr 't Manufactured only by the
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AGENTS WANTED
.' • B n
For our /feet selling Subsouption e ke
Bibles and A newes. F•lend for Circular. Ad
dress, Wm. Wilgus. Publisher, Toronto.
t
mayed chorus, "that is the right way o
, spell it I"
. xact y, s e rep le , an a is e
"E 1 " h I' d • " d th t• th
way my correspondent epelled it. You do
y .
CAlIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO
SAN vnAwoisoo, CAL.
12.000 Acres of good Farm
c i Land title perfect, on
,lif
seachli%Central. Detreit St'
Alpena& LoonLike Ballrosdsr;
iv. to
" .:rtiorkvg.m. lor.• 'iv sow wool, AY. 11
LANDS at PrIces• ranging $1
$5 per are. These lands are
. ciose toenterormog new towns,
CENTS illORMATaVir.hOTernse,
am trial, aud your address in our . .104INTS'Alltft-
soon' weioli goes whaling .all 6,714 010 United
), '
st„. to firms Who with to rnail FREE, sample
, parlors, magazines, booko..pietures. cards, eta., with
' ` tormo. and our patrons receive husheleof mall. /rent.
FOR shureheo, sehoolis,•etc.. and. wil
b I -old oninest favorable terms
4 poly in R. E. PIEROB, West
Bay City, or to 3 W. OIIIITIali
SALE • Wbitraore Mich. Please mention
%is paper when writing.
est lioreolo in America. Try it ; roil will lie Ploamed.
T. D. CAMPBELL, X 626, Boylootou, Ind.
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$500 N€T PROnr THIS LAST J'U'Ll-
three tICV..4 of grapes. Vines
Wral"..4.. 1%; 'Jr JD
ton to distribute advertising and take order
or Eleotric Appliances; $60.00 per month
with stamp,
NA.TIONA.L ELECTRIC. BELT CO.
No. 101 Bay Street, Toronto.
planted less them throe years. S225.00 net profit
per go e thi • las .1 no. on Bischberriesgrown
on the gond bills of Norto Ca.rolina--tbe oom
ing fruit cen ire of the United States. Only 1
+ o.
hourfrom Nw York; land very cheap Pure
air and water; nOted soi 4 lao4Ith resort. For full
par irulars --end 5 cents (silver) for 3 copies a
orireR SOUTH, RN HOME," a 40-eago
n rairas. M. It Pride, Immigration
DOMINION SILVER COMPAN Y
Agent. Boas 50, tternlet, North Carolina.
VETE RAVE BEEN INFORMED THAI
v v certain Parties, WIthoubproperanthOrits
are usteg °tar name and reputation to scours
orders tot geode of an inferior quality. The
,- , Public are nobifieti ,that sde our geode Mt
isame so ()hat the ImplisIttlee
FARMS AND FARMING LANDS.
--
• 0 R B S t5 ACRES CLEARED
fralne honse an, born, i Imes rout
80 A- - d b 2 '1 f
The *larcastic Girl.
The sercastic maiden is not a pleasant
' • to be a • rees
companion. She is too sharp g
- .
able. Ifer cutting speec es, ri e with speeche, 1 'th
. . . . , . h t b
scathing personalities, cause er o 0
h d ath • than sielected as one of
s, urine r .er _ . .
those charming sorb of gtrls men an a
bothIf She ' •te
women 'admire., .e wri s a
lettc3r her - s to have .been dipped
, , pen seem . .
and though her ceinpoirtims
in vinegar, . ,
may be the very min(' of elegance, stiliMAKER,
Mich an epistle is not received. with the
, Warinth that one of those gushing, girlys
er.
fied but altogeth friendly Muer altssaysi
obtains. -Roseleal. .
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Hot Baths For Rheumathmt.
13, asoiee
In imite of its being an essential .
• • •es
and rainy ' country, rheumatism in all i
•
forme is a rarity among the natives of
Japan , while, the Europeans residing there
. • • • • - ' •
are almost all rhegmatic. This immunity is
believed to be due . to the use of very hot1
bathe, which is univettial in Japan. A
Japanese bathes once sometimes twice a
- 4 '
day.-Medzcal _Record.
Ti. d . a della- a ever r • stamped with oar
It" an re r . Y - e •
1 After the performance Mr. Co can be detected at 'once,
- - ' CilleAll Pre- We want several more roam tog men to Mb a.
sented the following bill : egeatet' •
Mr, Vanderbilt to Mr: Coquelin, Dr. '' Dowilielors rso s ,• , COMPANY,
,1011,4', et Ord
Six tears at $100 each. ... .. • .... $ 600
county -seat of Gladwin Comity, MAL, for
sale et WK. , ., .
le0 aures -60 acres ender eultivation-2 miles
'from county -seat. 22,700.
I0000 acra, at $6 per acre. Address, .
111110ESIE **OSTER, Gtadwin. Mai.
. .'a ..,
tits laughter at $2uo' a men 2,400
Tvrelve of , - 1,
Total • 3,000
Si
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si't r
NS-C-iiso RE DOLLAir
te .
Georgian& bas a sore throat and the
v nimble ttentiso slid . 00 0010(110,We sent Pro to any
Suff6rer. G!vdiEVVAairgtrarrOl`gfrant' G.
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0 P199D',
f -'1 doctorres. ribes i ecacumia. " Oh,
Pam Y p he .1)1 pd 1, . ,
' th •
Roar, it!. Co 1J5 5 no ,
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c rfOR . ._-_- ASRYOURSEW/ASMACHNEAGE/fir
cee'lli?41.ahd-
deer, what a orri e ose says e
ohild, plashing away, the glee's ,of medicine.
" Nonsense," says the father, "just watola
44 I'm to taste it," " 0b, don't
THE CHATHAM FANNING MILL
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FOR IT- OR SENDA3CEAIT
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PRICE LIS7;SAMPI- , i
SEND TO LIS ' 85
' . COTTCAI YARIV.&c, OF.011it
Wife -You are altogether too nice abou
everything Husband -I thought you liked
f t'il' - g .-Wife-I do • its the fixes-.
24.1. 1.°2: men... • ., ,
tichous mina i °Prot to. ,
• d -I heat you are engaged
_ The OldsFaen_ .„ _
C it be oeilihle you are going to
raOt7e „ al? P
' tam. b It 2 'The
l'ilaTrY Va?'t YoaP,g, . _ . 8 l'• .
ptenress-On, no. He naked me as a favor
to becotne engaged to him for a few week,,
to help out his credit.
't -
The Married NI an -I toil my ein e, every-
' h T e ' e
thing, sir-everyt ing. h . lbwb lor-.
Evet tell her a lint The Married Mao--
f4,..1 )1. i* ... t I., it t. • • • .: ...i.t.'......, ti• -
me. , going ,
taste it, Papa," its her teeny. , " Do , drink
the whole of it."
there
it th 13 t M
With 13agging attacinnent, fi e Bet
made in Clanada to -day.
' .
.1,0,•copre leg ae-ase a as. saessaw..
' 41irenlar Peed List, sums
ITV/NG MACHINES
' tsREE:4AN. BROS.
/if 6 ‘R.S
Businees man -You remember that a ad"
. paper and took out two
/ had in your pap_
, ,
th ? W I) I V4'ant tO hisses it put
me n a ago ,
back egain. Editor -Why, t thought you
Said that no one rieticod it While it was in.
Businetia men humbly --They didn't nein
, ., ,
1 I' took 't at -0 thier argl
te unti .i o . 0
Purassher.
. , . - , vot,
"Your money or your life 1 . '' --at
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• ' to ask
amigo eoutoutlence 1 I was going
0htt the vnii7 intlie thltift,'"
Young lady --Between men never
Send for is and
Address,
TOWN, ONT.
eitiats eti trite a friendship as between us
,W.E.014GE
girls,. Gerit-How can yott say so, mein•
MANSON CA MPSELL. Chatham, OM,
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&Wein ? Look' here: 'Vhen a friend of
d • intended t t r - d he ectually
mine o ge ma rie .. ,.
applied to Me to midst him in his choice,
n you really so
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d mint a 37— _
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nao! „P, ltri.. aPPY for life? Gen -Certainly.
1 WAWA hibi dub of his marriage scheme.
Ilse's Remedy for catarrh ts the
Best, lilAstea to Use, and Cheapest.
GA -16'A, Ft .
Sold. br druggists or Salt by malt,
S0n. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, N.
I.
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