The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-20, Page 7Little Goidenhate,
Anoldenhair climbej on grandpapa's knee ;
Dear little goldea hair, tired was elle,
„All the day as busy as busy can be.
Hp in the morning as soon as 'twits light,
Out with the birds aud butterflies bright,
BUipping aboat till the coming of night.
,Drandpapa toyed with the curls on her head,
sbo rL% 1,1141,13%1 (figtif i;oPtesaIg-
"Pity numb." ansvvorod the sweat little one,
'I cannot tell so mueli things I have done—
'Played, with my (holly ai d. feeded my bun ;
'And then 1 jumped with my little jump rope,
Ana Imado oat of some water and soap
Bootiful worlds, mamma's castles 0 hope.
" Thee1 have road in my picture book,
And Bella and 1 we went to look
For the smooth little stones by the sido of the
brook.
And then I 03.1113 home and eat ed my teas
And I climbed up on granclpapa's knee,
..And 1 jes a4 tired as tired can be."
Lower and lower the little head pressed.
'Until it lay propped upon grandpapa's breast;
Pear little OColdenhair, sweet be thy rest!
We are but children; things that we do
Are as sports of the babe to the Infinite view
That marks all our weakness, and pities it, too.
'Hod grant that when night overshadows our
Way.
And we shalt be called to account for our day,
He shall fled us as guiltless as Goldenhair lay.
And 0, when aweary, may we be so blest,
-seed sinkIllre the innocent ohild to our rest,
And feel ourselves clasped to the Infinite
breast.
Z4) iOI'5abestes.,
Kind o' purty, don't yuh think?
Green an' red an' yeller
Bloomin' in th' winder there
Sort n' makes a feller
Thin k 't summer's back agin,
Even though he koows his
Eyes 'v on'y caught th' shine
There uv mother's posies.
In th' ol' tomater cans
An' th' pots an' looxe,
There they bloom as big as 11fe--
iseistits an' hollyhockses.
Cretipia' things an' vilets, too,
Puny colon show',
sacchin' throngh th' Winctor-pane
Out whur its a-snowin'.
There's a grettbig fuzie there
Wet h some ferus aside it,
An'iiprimrose weth seine moss
Iryi a' fur tuh Milo it,
An' geraniums an' sich
,t !uttered all together,
Bleoinin' there like sixty an'
1st ughin' at th' we 3ther.
Pots o' green an' pots o' rod
Make up lights an' shadders,
Woth th' ivy an' th' vines
Climin' up th' ladders
• Whut I whittle out m'self
Jes for them to. grow DE—
AD' the'r' lortutorne th' snow
An' th' witul a-blowin".
Yes,. siree, it's purty an.
Sootbin' like, and cheerin'
To set here on days like this
An' see mother cicarin'
Out tie dead leaves an' sich things
Prum th' vines an' phloxes
In MI' tomater cans
An' th' pots an boxtr.
A t the Baby's Red Time,
CARNEWE'S SCOTTISR HOWIE.
Beautiful Bannoola Lodge in the Heart Of a
Wild and Picturesque 0oUntry,
" PAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD,"
F you approach
. Loch Rannoch from
V\ Pitlotihry, you have a
route of twenty.one
miles up 8 trath
Tommel, not ap-
proached elsewhere in
1 Scotland for beauty
and variety ofscenery,
. and only once or twice
in England, according
to Mr. Baddeley,
Once the West High-
land Railway, now in
‘,
progress,is completed,
we have a vision of a
grand tourist route—
by coach up to Kin-
loch Rannoch, the
steamer a ong the ten miles of lovely looh
scenery, then to Rannoch Station, a few
miles from the west end of the loth. This,
in the neighborhood of the Moor of
Rannoch, that, treeless waste of elevated
moorland which Maculloch charaeterized as
one of the mast desolate regionsain Europe.
Principal Shairp had no thought of this,
surely, when he gave us the very spirit of
the region in Ins well-known Moor of
Rannoch "
O'er the dreary moor of Rannoct
Calm these hours of Sabboth shine;
13u13 no kirk bell here divideth
Week day toil from rest divine.
Ages pass, but. save the tempest,
Nothing hereinakes toil or haste ;
Buy weeks or restful Sabbath
Visit this abandoned waste.
Scarcely' true now, this Bentirnent about
the kirk bell. There is a ernall Established
Church on the edge of tiee moor with a
tinkling bell, which is faithfully attended
at present by Mrs. Andrew Carnegie and
other notabilities staying in and around
Rannoch Lodge, at the west end of the
loch. But to our route up to the Tummel.
LeaViDg out of reckoning the Feats of
Tummel and the far famed Queen's View,
ttn miles upward, there are other abundant
features of beauty and picturesque interest
—purple heathen, ,graceful birches, the
gleaming loch and river, with emerald green
banks aaid Schiehallion dominating all to
the westward.
PICTMESQUE ROADS.
The road itself is not worse, but rather
better than other Highiand roads; now
wild' and picturesque, then park like and
rich as we approaeli Kinloch Raunook,
dotted here and there with shooting boxes,'
of which the most notable are Dunalastair,
Croesrnount, Loch Garry House and Dal-
chosnie. Kinloch 'Rannoch, with its two
spaeieus hotels, the Dunalastair and Bu•n
'ts two churches and monument
litschanatenhe Gaelic) poet, is a
o atanneat
t
tire gime of his visitore. We saw five or
sir fishing boats as 'wo came round the
north shore. One day -last week Mr. Car-
negie's party had 120 teoub. The nude
aboonds In trout and ehar.
nnnn OIMINDASen.
William Black hen exbolled the wonderftel
etanosp/aerio effects of the Scottiah climate'
We have them in perfection toolant Row
the hillsides are gleaming afterthe rain, and
how emerald green is the vegetation! We
have had more than one rainbowa one side
of the bow dipping down int e the loch. It
wee bright and pleasant diming one hour's
!mit at the west end of the loch, and we had
tee in a•cottage near the barracks. The
detr sprang across in front 0 us as we
drove through the Blikelv. Wood of Rannoch
later on. In the recesses of this wood
flourieh plent s peculiar to the forests of
Norway and Lapland. To the general
nataralist, says the Rev. Hugh Macmillan,
this is one of the most interesting districts
in Bribain. Many of the trees are of a
great age, and require the outstretehed
arms of two men to wan them, The longi
corn beetle, known in Sweeden and called
in Rannoch "the timberma.n," with horns
faur times the iength oe its body, is found
hes e, as well as the "bee beetle." •
Re Was Prugsil.
A wealthy but most miserly old New
England farmer went out West to visit 4
datighter whom he had not seen for twenty
years, and his visit gave him no pleasure
because it coat) " suoh a sight to get there "
and there was before him the agouizing
necessity of spending the amount of his fare
home. On bis way hone° he was taken
dazgerously ill, and some of the sympathetic
passengers began cmeationing him in regard
to• his home and family that a telegram
might be sent to his friends, whereupon the
the old man, flashing a "no surrender yet,"
look from hie gray eyes, said :
"1 ain'b gout' to pay for no telegratn to
nobody, an?' ain't gain' to die yin These
here dratted railroads charge double fare
fer carryin' cavvpse an' they don't git ne
double fare out o' inc !"
And he died triunspliant as they were
carrying him from the car at his own
station.
A. Good Edt,
Lord Houghton has appointed Mr. Tre-
velyen (a son of , Sir George?) to be his
private secretary-eand a very desirable
berth this is. The duties are light, and not
only is there a salary of £720 a year and
perquisites, bnt the private - secretary has
excellent residence, with delightful
grounds, in close proximity to the Viceregal
Lodge. Lord and Lady Southampton have
recently been living in this' house, which
was inhabited for a considerable period by
Lerd and Lady Randolph Churchill in the
early years of their married life, when the
late Duke of salarlborough was Lord•Lieuten-
ant of Ireland.— World.
Christianity in India.
The religious °ensue of India yields
figuive encouragna to Christian missioria;
effeet. In an article on the subject
Or shetvi,!,
MOYITS-..1111. OKno
eas Hindoos and Mohammedans!,
olditdthe groat bulk of the people, Cht10
tinnily is distinctly one of tho religions of
1ndL; that oub of Bunnell it ranks third in
respect to numbers, outnumbering the Sikhs
and Badibiets. Including Burmah, how.
ever, the Buddhists take the precedence,
stud the Christiana rank fourth, the Iliadoos
-numbering 207,000,000; the Mohammedans,
57,001,000 ; the Buddhists, 8,500,000; the
Chrietians, 2,250,000, and the Sikhs nearly
2,000,000.
d ancy a sweet c
Is for a. time my guest,
As she says her little prayer over
With her hands upon her breast.
Now I lay me," she whispers,
In low voice, "down to sleep;
1 pray the Lord,"—and the blue eyes
Half close—" my soul to keep.
1E1 shoold die,"—Oh 1 the shiver
At my heart!--" before I wean,
Tway the Lord "—and. the eyelids
Liecura loa',—"nay soul,to Wm,"
Than flirt tip the little one, clasping
Her close to my loving heart,
And give her warm, good -night kisses
Till the closed lids break apart
As the leaves do, folding a Rower,
And the violets of her eyes
Look tip in their drowsy fashion,
And Emile at me angel -wise.
" Dood-night," she whispers me softly,
And Weepily,with a kiss,
That lingers withme in slumber,
And stirs my heart with bliss,
As I think of the little one, dreaming
With her head against my breast,
Till my sleep is as full of rapture
As her dreaming is of rest.
• A BETE OP OHMS.
They Tell of the Men vrho Rialto Theta
Tired.
1 asked a bevy of bright girls to -day
what they most diehked in man, says Ella
Wheeler IV slcox.
• Said No. 1—I (Henke to have him make
apologies fur his dress. A man sheuld never
speak of hes clothes to a lady.
Said NO. 2-1 dielike ft) have a man agree
with me in everything 1 aa,y and never offer
an amendment.
Said No. 3-1 dislike a mina who talks on
one subjecl until he exhausts it and me. I
want him to change the topic before 1 atri
tired of it.
Said Ne. 4—I loathe a man who is afraid
of drafts, and who is forever fussing about
doors and windows, irrespective of other
,- people's comfort.
Said No. 5-1 detest a cynical man who
•hoe no fait h in humus nature or motives,
and svho is alwaye talking peseimism.
So now, my dear boys, put this in your
•pipe and smoke, it.
.4.11ar of Noses.
Attar of roses is generally spoken of as
the moat extravagantly coatly perfume in
the world, but when the trouble ancl ex-
pense of raising the roses and securing the
essence is taken into esee.ouut, ib is really
very reaeonsible in price. If the delicious
perfmrte wore produced in this country, and
the lovveet wages in the land paid for labor,
it could not he retained at even three times
the eeiet bog prices. Nearly all the atter of
roma in the world comes from the porbion
of Europe which used to be a part of Tur-
key, but which is now under 'Masten in:
linence. To secure 15 pound of essence it /El
1100014121Ary to have an entire acre of
ground covered with roses, and to have a
good crop oven then, and then the culti-
vators OaIDIOt rely on receiving more then
VO or $76' a pound, The labor of cultivea
tapes- is very ardnoile, and pluoking the roses
as even more so, the, work beirag done by
•women, whose hands are torn all to pieces
by the WOLIS, WhOtiO l'Aly barely entilees
to buy food. Rome have been cultivated
in other °mettles for a similepurpose, Mit
the return is mewhere SO large as ia the
xteighborhood of the Balkans, where the soil
and climate appear exceptionally adapted
for the purpose. It assay be added that tho
tweet Small of a gettilit0 Turkiah cigamette
• is the rentilb of adultering the tebeamo With
the redness from the rosebuds and stalke,-
0, Lona Globe,Donocrat.
• stakans rot Quarantine.
• The word quarantine, which is now of
•signifteanb meareitag, cornea from the Itallen,
qtaeamtinat eseee the Oltscinnati Contnzereica,
Via) Monkish or tbe late Latin term was
'applied by the Anglo -Seasons about Egberea
tined).Xb wati then the otuatom to compute
periods of time by forttett, Ana a vessel
ooming from a foie/meted or diseased port
was prohibited arty intercourse) With shore
or 40 daye. Others say that the Vane.
tIana first lattoducod the praotice and tho
Ikaroku
gu
Vlore than ono million Union eoldieta o gr
tho tobellton aro still iiTiog.ISI
eroMcled with' oi*''dIi
o
of approaching Lech Raimoch from 'the
Highland Railway is by Struan, up Glen
Errochie, which is a matter of thirteete
miles or eighteen from Blair Atheist. But
the most pictnresque and the longest, route
is that from Pitlochry to Strath Turnmel.
If approached Irene Abezfeldy, more to the
south, the distance is eighteen miles, the
road winding routtel the base of Schiebale
lion, and in the eerly rart of the way pass-
ing the entrance to narrow, remantio Glen
Lyon, with Fortiogall, boasting of its
aucient yew tree twenty-five hundred years
old, Bey some authorities, and with Garth
Castle, a seat of Sir Donald Currie.
We found ourselves on a ahowery anbumn
morning at Kinloch Rennoch, awaiting the
start of the mail cart, wbich goes round
Loch Rannoch daily, a driving distance of
22 miles. Grouse shooting is still going on.
Every shootiog lodge is occupied and the
country swarms with touristy, so the melt is
exceptionally late, and aleo excepbionally
heavy. It is a busy time at the rose
adorned postoffice jest over the bridge,
which commands a view of the Tummel
leaving Loch Rannoch. Beu Achuallaich
and Sehichallioe, and these hills on either
side of the loch are covered now and again
with a pall of heavy black clouds. We
have juist had a drencher, and the main
street of Kinloch Rannoch is swimming.
But the sun peeps forth strongly and inter-
mittently. The waters of the loch •flaeh
and gleam in the sun and west wind. Never
mind those heavy, glocmy, purple ehacloeve
creeping across the hills. My lady com-
panion, with a bravery worthy of Mrs.
Whop, says she will riek it—for an uu-
covered dog cart is no joke in Rannoch
thunder showers. We say thunder showers
because of the heavy deluge, but there is) no
thunder as yet.
Them waterproof couple of coachmen
have driven down from Rannoch Lodge,
the preeeut residence of Mr. Andrew Car-
negie. Four or five additional visitors have
to be driven up the beautiful eleven miles
elopes the loch side. They have also while
here intentions °once) nalg the Ralmoish
Lodge private mail bag. They will be home
sooner than the arrival of the mail cart,
most likely. The mail bag of the million-
aire ie the fattest' and amplest of all the
Rannoch bags, It still been the legend
outside on its brass ticket, "Mrs. Carnegie,
Cluny Cantle."
Mrs. Carnegie takes immense pains with
the details in order that everything shall go
smoothly. Vieitors come and go to Ran-
noch Lodge as to a firkt-olass hotel. Ran.
noch Lodge is small enough sometimes, and
the bed -mina lately have had even more
than their =al cornplemenb of occupants.
These two well-paid, contented eeivants
have no grumbles, no Riggs:Weill of Home-
etead riots, and have a euprome contempt
for Yankee trade unionism,
4xonssrris SODNEM
Rannoch Lodge, the autumn home of Mr.
Carnegie, occupies a choice position at the
west end of the loch, at the foot) of a pine -
°lad hill. The view clown the ten miles) of
Loth Raranooli ie exquisite. The dome of
Schiehallion peeps over from the mutheent,
Southward round the edge of tho 1ch is the
Black Wood Of Itannooh, the remains of
the oaiginal Caledonian Foest, The Guar,
turbuterft stream to.day, menses foaming
into the loch from Loch Diadem entering to
the night. A little more to the Id! 13, not far
from the hamlet of Itillielionem the Xrichis
comes clown from tilts foist of Bon Aldo,
which is °bud -capped to -clay. John says he
io nearly " eaten with midges " usually as
Ito drives tip Me, Carnegie's eammte. There
are none to -day, end the unties fitrappers are
!sissy with the two One berme, (tbeee asee tee
preeenP) jut lo with the oarriago from
Kinloch. Ran:mobs Tho butio is busy ar
raegiag the contents of tile mail bag POP
the respective reeipiebte. He will get the
roturo begin less than hour. at seur halting
platee near theIfaraokethe next shooting
lodge, so Waned bemuse boctipiod byfineign
Ikatinre (afteriVarcl Sir Attain' Munro) during
1845, Fishing le Mr. Carnegie's; hobby in
a /Mellott& home tie DOYDE handiest a
n, sad the grouse (for ho has only the
ouse) on this fine moor of Sir Robert
et AO' attached to Rannoch Loilgo fall to '
A C1000 OOP Wrintlf.
Aasnlirsols Ban on Ills Way atone Tens ot
Noweoundlandas Heroism,
Mr. Pearson, a txaveler at the Union
Station, related an interesting dog story
illustrative .of Pardue intelligence that re
above the ordinary recently, Together
with his young son he was in the etty the
other day an tho way from Peoria, Ill., to
his old home in Montpelier, Vt.
"1 would not take any amount of money
for that animal," he said, as he laid his
hand on the shaggy coat of a large and
haaulsome Newfoundland atandirsg beside
*him on the station platform. " Why ?
Because he saved the life of my little son in
a. Most remarkable manner not long ago."
Pressed for the story he related the follow-
ing tale of the dog's woll.nigh human
motion, :
One night Mr, Pearson and, his son were
out on a lake near their home i a rowboat,
They were some distance from the -shore
and the dog was swimming after the boat.
The child fell overboard while the father
was engaged in rowing. In attempting a
rescue, the latter dropped the oars from the
boat, and was unable to regain them, Ile
frantically shouted to the dog who was
awimming toward the etruggling child. Mr.
Pearson could not swim a stroke and slowly
drifted away, his child being swallowed up
in the darkness, For several moments has
cries were immersed, and, lInaily, "Good -
be, pane," came from the darknesa, and all
was still. Hours afterward his boat was
picked up and Ise was taken ashore, only to
find his child and the dog both at home.
The dog bad managed to reach shore a half -
mile distant from the acoident, with the
boy.
Yee, this dog doesn'b get away from my
sight," he concluded, and the animal looked
knowingly up in bis face.
Tomato Preserves. -
Golden Husk, or small, yellow tomatoes
make a very rich preserve. They will
easily take the p'ace of the Scotch marma-
lades at the breakfast table, as they may be
flavored with either orange or lemon, while
still keeping their own qualities. Make a
syrup by dissolving in a half-pint of water,,
one-half pound ofsu,gar for each pound of
fruit. Cook the tomatoes until tender, re-
move with a draining-spoon,
boil the
syrup half an hour longer andpour over
the fruit. You can either put fresh lemon
or orange peel, cat in square dice, among
the tomatoes while cooking, or rub the
rinds of the fruit with the lumps. of sugar
until you get all thecolorivg off down to
the white rind. Yellow tomatoes are good
dried, as a substitute for raisins, in pits,
pudding and cake. •Boil fruit in syrup,
then place on plates to dry. Next day
place again in syrup. Repeat this three
days, then boit the remaining srrup very
thick and pour over the fruit. For drying
use three quarters of a pound of sugar to
.each pound of fruit.
Looked seine a Thief.
A well.dreesed atranger, accompanied by
3;bqy,entered a hat store in Frankfort,
a time the man was
inethe glass he
ktir$ILial
That Hakes a Difference.
Guntur y—You have hay. fever, haven%
you?
Glanders—No ; I don't think it's hay-
fever this year.
Gummey—It seems to me the same thing
t on ha -1 lest year.
Glanders—Perhaps ; but it isn't hay-
fever thi.t time. You see, I can't afford to
go away with it.
A ;last Debt.
Chicago Clergymen—(as the bridegroom
hands Mtn the fee)—Four dollars, please.
Bridegroona—But I thought your fee was
only $2?
Cliergeman—It is to regular customers,
but sou do not patronize me regularly.
A itielta Paint.
McHollister—There's not many things
about me that ain't English—ehi old
cha.ppie ?
aiudson—No, old fellow, excepb your
gammen
" Tinie is money," remarked Blobbs as he
&pointed hie watch in a jack -pot.
When a man is not doingwell he ima.gines
that he could clo better if he could move and
pay name rent.
The net th wind doth blow and it ohilleth
lite sno s , and what will the bacillus do
now, poor t hing ?
Tender hearted residents of Helenburgb,
&esteem:, mercifully killed a centenarian
lest trionbi,—a donkey said to be 102 years
old.
" IL is too bed about peer Jones. Ho is
given t p, they say." "1 heard that he had
the doctor." He has two." " Then it is
all up with him."
" noup, Soap and Salvation" is a Balti-
more 11D2Si031 mobto which should be pon-
dered by pious folks who aro in the habib of
putting the soup last.
Beauty and weak eyes go together. A
pretty woman can't wear a thick veil with-
out hurting her eyes, but a homely woman
cart see through a horse blanket.
Rosalie—He's an awfully homely man;
my doer. Grace—Yes, but there's some-
thing in it, He's nice and rich as can be,
and when he calls has only to look at the
clock to stop it. , s
Young Mother (leaning over the cradle)—
James, 1 think I shall like to call her
Isabel. Young Ifathor—Isabel ? Yo, but
what if she isn't, you know, when she's
grown up ?
"Do you know," mid Mr. Newgra,c1, "I
find then no college education goo against me
in my endeavors to get Ola in this world 2"
"Very likely," mid his friend, "but why
do you tell people that you have it ? They
never would find it out if you didn't,
Incettioa
• " Where are you going to, mypretty
meld "I'm •-goitig aonilking, sir," she
said. " May I go with you, my pretty
maid ?" " Why, certainly ; SO far Ile I'M
°mug eited, I don't me no um o' you
leo-Iglu' stollen bub daresay you'll bo com-
ities, f the casf, air,".8110 actid.
Two women of Chicago, inspired with A
spirit of enterpriso, have evolved an ideta
tient, if put into inotiorn avill he watohod
with interests by the heads ot every honse.
hold in the land. Those ladies propose to
introduce into tho larger eitie8 en, '‘Ilmet-
goney littreau," whiell Will bring together'
wawa) int need' 61partial household help
tscl youog women 'who aro willing to glad
sueb-bolss. SWeoping clays, extra diluter
anti extra oompany days, mad dayof siek.
nese will thee be ,provicled too with bastan"
tautens aid and oornfort,
APP,,LICATIONS .TNOROailf REillOvE$
DANDRUFF •
L. CATER.
nnamenennienneemena' threat), eravenieg easseneer Agent, P IL,
says; Autt.theelrol,Gsgsorrec riarcOve*orPEOc:
i1rtge-A0 anemia raareenoreane icyOWo 0;40
awapptications 008 ooly etairougioy removes
GUARANTEED """sd" d'udrug a°Arg" b" *PPed
n
tolling a the on metes i sort ane pliable and
promoted a visible growth.
OBESIIEB liT OAll.
Toronto Addle Another to Ida Long Trolley
Accident
A Toronto report sus Between 1, pard 2
o'clock yesterday another }street railway
accident occurred which barely escaped
being a tragedy. An expreaemen named
Thomas Quinn of 31 Shuter street, was
driving along heat street, in the direction of
Church street, when he noticed a trolley
approaching. He urged on his horse in
order to pass in front of the car, but was
struck by another cornieg in the opposite
direction whose approach liehednotnoticods
His waggon was thrown to one aide with
great violence, and he himself fell in front
•
of the oar. Kb wee struck by the guard
rail, and rolled along for tenor twelve yards
before the trolley was brought to a stand-
still. The man was borne to Dr. Sweet-
nam's office, where it was found thatseveral
ribs had been broken mid one of his lungs
injured. His body, moreover., WES bruised
and cut in various placcs, bnt there is a
probability that he will recover.
limy She isiderat
Would I marry ?" laughed a lovely young
lady of five -and -twenty, dependent on her
own income ea teacher for aupporb, "Well,
no. When 1 consider the lot of my mar-
ried. friende, I am thaekful 'for common
sense enough to remain single. I thor.
oughly enjoy my free, unfettered life. To
be eure, I go to my work in the schools
room each clan, liut my married friend,
have household cares as imperative as mines
with far aeater cheatece of failing to give
satisfaction, 1 have no husband to find
,fault with the coffee or the state
of my wardrobe, no children to
worry my peaceful hours; no servants
to cater to. I home not to plan for three
times 365 meals each year, and no hungry
family ecinfee in to devour in one brief hour
the remits of my hard morning's toil in the
kitchen. •No stern tyrant of a husband
deels out • with grudging hand small bank
bills to supply my needs and those of his
children. If I am engulfed in a whirlpool
uf extravagance, and purchase a lovely
gown, a pair of delectable evening boots,
or a moreel of' a French bonnet, I
can endure the reproaches of my own
unneetence with some equanimity, but
the Scowls of an angry spouee
would wither my very soul. When the
bleed surniner vacation comics around,
there ie a whole continent at my disposal,
and according as I have been economical
and luxurious, I may choose my summer
outing. Old age ? Yes, it may come to
me. It will come to my married friends,
and may find them widows with a half-
ebildren to work for. But if the
nnot work or find
'me,,I fancy
..ingeser who
nigenerally
4,fAnd the
reepondediEe
toward him, but 1118'14 ' ,
pursued' by the man, The Shop e
thought it all very funny until their long.
absence made nim x ealize that he had been
robbed.
Profes sl ono 1 Et I %net te.
A pee poodle belonging to Mme.
wife of the famous Parisian surgeon, be-
came sick and she sent it for treatmenb to
a noted rat °etcher, who also practised as
veterinary surgeon. When the ardmal
was cured Dz. Lervi wrote to the rat
catcher for hie bill and received the follow-
ing reply "Dear Sir,—You owe me
nothing. It is not customary for persons of
the same profession to charge each other for
service rendered."
A Regular Mete
Higgs—Are you following the horses now?
Briggs—Oh, yes.
Higgs—Find it pays you any better than
it did before?
Briggs—Much. I'm driving a street car.
There isn't, one man in a dozen who will
take the word of a preacher inus horse trade.
—Ram's Horn.
Thomas Chalmers, an eminent Scottish
divine'who died in 1847, had seven daugh-
ters. The sole survivor of this interesting
family group is the wife of Mr. William
Wood, C. A., of Edinburgh.
When we got women to think as much
about the development of their bodies and
the proper food with which to 'build them
up as they do now of their bonnets and
dresses, says Dr. Kate Lindsay, then we
will have a race of strong women, with
perfect forme, equal to motherhood and
every other duty which may fall to them
in life. Instead of making an effort to
cultivate the muscles of their bodies,
the majority of them deliberately go to
work by improper and ill -adjusted dress to
destroy thelarge mueeles which hold the
body erect. They are anxious to have a
good form, and the desire is legitimate
enough if they took the right way to secure
this end. It can only be securesi by
symmetrical physical development—never
by lacing themeelves into stiff, unwiedly,
deforming molds called corsets. Not only a
ammeter; health,bilt, the welfare of the genera-
tions to come, depend largely upon the
quality of a woman's rnusoular develop.
ment. A child who inherits a weak
muscular fame will always be at a disad-
vantage.
Father—Has that young man of yours
any go to him, Jennie? Daughter— Yes,
paps,. He goes at 10.30 every night that
he comes to see me. Father—Humph 1 •I
mean has he any epirit in him? Daughter
—I don't think he hae. He is strictly
temperate. Father—I mean has ho any
force, any, gall? Daughter—Gall? No,
he's all honey when ho oomes to SO me.
Eather—I guess you don't catch me,
Jennie. Daughter—Never mind pa, dear,
I've caught
Mr. Ernest Royer, the eminent composer,
was driving one clay with a friend who in.
that he expected in a few daya
an addition to his family and would be very
glad if the new arrival woe a boy. " You
may mule your mind ettsy on then point,"
said the composer. MD a good prophet
and I prophesy that it will be a by." A
week later ts girl was born and Mr. Raver
promptly sent a letter of congratulation
with these few words : You sso I was not
so far wrong, after all 1"
"I AM a member of a sysadioato thitt is
going to start a new morning 'newilpaper in
New York," romatked S "Wo have
all oft plans oropioted and it's bound t6 be
a moos," " Who'S your alter ?"
glared Asshorough,• Wo haven't any
editor and don't want any, but we've got an
arohitoet Who Saya ho can ,pitb up a Dine,
t4esi story building," was the reply, "We've)
hidden three reporters its a sower, inter.
vieteed flve men who died ten years ago anti
hired a Ifolseken dog catehea to write up
telegrams from Bolin, It Will be it silos ,
Oeile from tho Start,.
-Oott
some one' a un
cold-hearted little -o ne. a inked. ems
around the corner, leaving her' married
friend to reflect tbat perhaps all the
advantages were not with the matrimonial
state as she had been taught to believe.--
Harper's Bazar
Bow To Go To sleep.
"11 you have never done so, watch your-
self go to sleep," said a Delsarte priestess,
"and you will be amend to see how tense
your position is. Your knees are drawn
and bended, your back is curved, the arms
are held more or less tightly to the body
and the fingers are folded ; the eyelids are
held shut, not allowed to droop over tbe
eyes, the neck is strained and the head
seems to touch the pillows only at the
temples. The points of contact with the
bed are really at temples, shoulders,
hips, knees and ankles. N'eve
look at a child sleeping. Every
inuecle is relaxed, every joint is
irert and prone • on the toneh ; his
little frame finds rest at every point. The
features are undone, so to speak, the nose
widens, the mouth droops, the eyelids close
easily, and with every line of expression
obliterated ,with
finds utter and complete re-
pose, That abandon makes hitn fall out of
bed sometimee, such an inert-, body has he
become. You may imitate him even to that
degree if necessary. Begin at your toes to
relax, loosen all your joints and musclee,
unbend your fingers, shake your svriste
loose, takd the curve and strain out of your
neck, go all to pieces, in fact, and see how
the day's fatigue seems to slip off from you
and the gentle mantle of rest and oblivion
enfolds you like a garment."
Easy Way to Wash Dishes.
I have an improved plan for washing
dishes which has Item practised in some
households in this city, and which has been
prononuceet a great euccess, says a corre-
spondent of the Detroit News.
First, have your water boiling hot. This
is essential. Provide yourself with a com-
mon painter's brush, with a handle about
ten inches long. If the bristles ere notfound
convenient tie a piece of soft rag at the end
of a stick of the same length. Take tho
plates and, after removing all the teps,
pile ilm
em on top of each' other in • the
empty, dish pan. • Pour enough hot water
on the topmost dish to fill the dish.
Then tipping up ono end of the dish
with your finger, wash front aud back with
the brueh. In Franco special brushes
trimmed with thin rope about four inches
long, instead of bristles, are used for this
purpose. Remember, it is not the heat of
the plates, but the hot water that pains the
hands. When this ifs completed the water
will be in the next dish. Lift the clean
dish out, and plate it ort its edge ageinet the
wall. Put in more hot water and perform
the same operation on :tit the other diehee,
and when the work is fielded you will find
that the heats has dried tho plateft and that
they do not require to be ',toped. By this
method you need not scald or wet your
health:, and you also avoid the the trouble
of wiping which is half the work.
Cermet:lie-at quarrymen have found in
Portland sendstone many well-peescrved
foot mints of wings d cr000diles 150 foot
bolotv the earth's present surfaces. If the
poor things had known that in after ages
they would bo darted Atneielnatts doweyoutis
they would probably haw died somewhere
elso.
"Can your little brother talk, Dorothy 1"
Restores Fiatlinsa liala'fef1
ollginateofora
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'keeps the Seale: OMR, •-:
Makehale ;tinseled enable'
Promisee Creep.' .
Sick Headache and relieve all the trembles Men
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remarkable emcees bits been shown in curing
Headache, yet CARTER'S LImE r,ATER PDap
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they also correct all disorders of the stomach,
stimulate the 'liver and regulate the bewele.
Even if they only cured
Ache they would be almost pr eeless to those
who suffer from this distressing complaint;
but fortunately their goodness does not ehd
here, and those who once try them will find
these little pills valuable ill so many ways that
they will not be willing to do without them.
13ut after all sick head
is the bane of so many lives that hers is where
we make onr great boast. Our pills cure it
while others do not.
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and very easy to talce, One or two pills make
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i1 11Small Du Small Ha,
A. NEW SALVATION BONNET
Gen. Booth inaugurates a Stylish Iooking
Headgear,
The Salvation Army in England has just
made an interesting little departure. The
damsels with the tambourines who have
gone in procession have appeared in a
startling, coquettish dress which is hence-
forth to be their summer costume. Its prin-
cipal feature is a hat as lightly designed as
though intended for a lady of fashion at the
seaside. Hitherto they have had the some-
what unattraetite poke bonnet, but now
the Salvation lasses appear in procession
under open -worked, large.fiapped, very
showy straw hats, nob unlike those com-
monly in use, and prettily g,arniehed with
flowers and gents of corn. These attrac-
tive ornaments come from some of Gen.
Booth's Darkest England workehops. They
--ierenenittin temennli to _be worn by ballet
girls playing as feelialiter.
Conductor and Philosopher.
He was a street car conductor, and also
something of a philosopher.
" Yon see, it was thie way," he said in
telling his story. "The woman thought
she was insulted, but she wasn't. I had a
whole pocketful of pennies and didn't want
any more, but she took some pickles and
pennies from her purse, and carefully
eorted out the pennies for me. Well, I
asked her if the couldn't give me a nickel
instead—that was tho fare you know—and
she got mad. She said she) never saw such
an insulting conductor in her life. I told
her I intended DO offence and she glared at
me and said she would report me ; she
would not stead such insolence.
"She did report me, too. She said that
I had refused to take five pennies and had
treated her most insultingly. I was hauled
up,' given her letter and told that I must
go to her home aud apologize."
" Humiliating," suggested the listener.
"1 should say it was humiliating," went
on the conductor, " It's the kind of a
thing that, just makes a man shrivel up, he
feels so small."
" Of course, you didn't gb ?"
" Of course, I did go."
"1 should think a man with any pride"—
Oh, yea, pricle's all eight. I figured
that out and I muldn't see that it 'lid hurt
my pride any more to go to her and say I
was sorry than it would to go chasing
'round Jinn tollieg people : Please,
mister, I'm a peer unfortunate man who's
out of a job. Osten you give something to
do so's I can keep things going at the
house ?' No, sir. When a man stands on
his dignity he wants to sort of look around
and see where he's going to light if he
topples over. Sometimes a fellow lights
right on top of his pride and crushes it so
he can't recognize it. Better make it
knuckle under a little to -day than have to
smash it in the eye to -morrow."
He (rising)—Then, Miss Grace, I must
leave you. She—Thank you. I endeavored
to make it plain that you couldn't take me.
"Ab, you fill a long -felt want," as th
tramp remarked to his dinner after going
htingry for three days.
Tea should never touch metal. It should
be kept in paper, wood, gime or porcelain.
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