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The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-20, Page 3• LAUGH AND LEARN. etheiatiba"e Nadalater $weets 014.shoutiles mighly eweet When yer ehout when yer meet. Au' shek ban's xotin", an" 31oes Gerd ter de ineellie! fatese0oni fur (1., g000lin'!" • Shoutin' conics mighty easy ant cteevay: Bat tee sheet when yor part, An' tor sheet f.'om '0 heart, When yer gwitte for away, far away, Wid a lettin' haree, An' te-ficin strapp;0 lati'e, • fehoutin' cotnei mighty hard soch a day. etiolce ineyol tit'oat ,At de whistle o' de beat, Pat outs laa knife thee yo' heart; ' nsalleXtUalt" breaks A do 111iSillO'It 0 Stag OS„/ Bat loosoiis up do ropes ter leg 'er start.• But of yo' 11 yo eyo On dewrithe iu do sky. ' Whir do "good -Wee° is all straeken out, Are read the prorm us elair - Of another geth'elie theee, ' You kin say far'woll, brothorEwith a shout. Den shout, brothers, hout! Oh, toll yo' viet'ry,out, How neither death nur perthe kin uado yer, Look fast at yo' lose, Bab last at the cross, Single' glory, glory, t-leiry oho ejah ' _ • --Ramweelleteee 86uar,-, Enelarper'amr.. The bunoomiu i etet festicliensc He llees •on the simpleet tillage he eau find. • IV wonder 1,hc gebail umpiee in Otuo'4 11,e- ign the only ;Tan en the •field whe' "Opal make au errer and it the, runner out +at' the same time. It is interesting tolearn thet Arizona is as large as greatBritain and Ireland omn- blued. Nit it is noraize that has mead the '" tight littltaiele" great. • -Her Father—The idea of Wishing to marry a man without a gent 1, Fatlier--• Well, sir, you aee a 'bigger fecil than I thought you „were to fell *love with a penniless giL• , Judee--You arc ae-ers•'ilt"'ecl 'rave- Ide recommend. you to keep out of ba`.4. company fox, the futiaet. Praemee eaeltee-0-- Inky iota ; in feet, I, he.';. •aa $1:110t tee , '09the hu° a°3' eta* a• " Day—.t hee ore e member of the ii! — find - the/ e irs d tie Dy—What? then I can a Cford to pay. FAule bet I kietolt that.- laireeut larger ••• An old lady in a westeen tewn attended a prayer meeting and always made the Sarno. remarks, which included the extraordinary_ •4itatement : "I've beenahrough scenes and •*hiracenis, but the Lord has been with me Irene the present time to this very hour." Old Flink—I doubt if one man out of 20 can recall to memory the Jangrge he used in proposing: Youne tewpid—Perhaps not. But the girl cae. Mine did. •When the breach of promise suit came anelia"awas.-- able to repeat my proposal word Pins are growing uetteeeralrgaYa come in bright array of,colorgiyah"jetiellad, heads. These are deingeated as theaordiriary' pins. Then there are the hat pint, Which -rival in price the bonnet, they are stuck 'through, and the gold and cattier safety ;pins. • Fur will be iised ler •frienraing mare than •eever this winter. Capes are edged with it, ' vests outlined, hats and beimeto ornemented; aleevesefinished at the hemcl and skirts , trimmed around the bottom with far of all serts atel'aiolors. It is very satisfactory ttrimmiog and wears well too. Mr. I7ewport—I don't see how it ebuld happen when there was no storra—that 18 glide out of 20 were drowaed. Captain— Well, I'll tell you. You see, I went, into the cabin to tell them thet we were going •to pass a man ofswer; bet I never got any. farther than the first word when they all .stampeded for the same aide, and so cap- sized the beat. "I'll follow them," ecremned the wrath- ful wom in—" I'll follow them to the ends of the earth." You had better stay at home andapply for a divorce," suggested her cool- headed friend. "A man who will runaway with a housemaid is hardly worth so mach emotion." "Oh, bother the housemaid and him too 1" wailed the weeping victim. "They took my pug with them. Penelope—Pa, please don't kill Reginald. •He loves me. Reginald—Dear, geed sir, don't kick me out. I was not aware it was so late. Give me a chance aad VII go. Old, Man—Hold! • I ask the) not to go. I've waited three hours to give thee my bees. ing im 1 merely dropped in to say that cannot keep myself awake longer. I ask for adjournment to another date. The awe with which the small boy looks upon a retired meriner is probably clue to the marvellous experiences the mariner re- members to have hail. An exsanple of this •extretne mayvellousness came up recently in the course of a cenversation between a led of 6 and an ex -sea captain. "Captain Skaggs, did you ever get year:leg bit off by a shark ?". aelied the boy. "Did I sonny ? ' he replied. "Did 1? Well, rather. Dazens of times !" •• • In the construction of a home amore at- tention should be paid to •the scalar than any other section. Ibis wall to meteor the floor with stone or eernent „so that the 'moisture or water shall not eater. No home . can be healehful unless the cellar is health'e • ful, as a damp oellar means a damp house and rheumatism. There, hehould be, large windows for the achnialtdolkefe'sunlight and air, au i they shouldbehmuetructed se as to, be movable. •. "What ie that I" " X ard vdarY y, Nat howe'raetiVed to have' no kiekere iri rey eetablishinent. You must go," • L Eeterprieing clreggieteettere's , •-etord, Madera., Deal Nine yea bay something Pli 'punch' it.., ,When $2 are penclied yoea,get liVe sociae4Vater tiekets frep. -That's titidea. Pli tab.-ee VeaWart'fr. of jeostaga! le now. ,:ea•„ Iaelti;liendSay, Biggs', I Wfsnid lihe to eeme ,Up'14,'`telee your hatieeeitwoeld melte a'charming Outer°. Biigge-L-YOu OM' • a little. late in. ashiug? •ofea.yo.te,, intgat.” Keelektiend-aWleat, has toincone'eleettetacia „i,..tr?eaBiggsa--Yee'e the eheriff.'_, ' ike these otoehitage vay •.iiiar1iter.1, a fair shopper iie Thee taut 'street you thihkal they are a Wilk , high.? 'And the, green nounke lerk, bluSlied as la'aiiiiitteked.•thet they.' teatY came a little' abeve„the ;knee, --Paildelekirnia Record. ' iiAp1osp6it=41,r noix got off nes- terday, afterrniaa under ',Cie plea of beifia , eielfaa,1 saw you aftereediak gin to to the reces, Jena you clicla'taappeeteeth' be at all sick. Employee—ye* oteglit te, have seen' :n'o after t,he, second aadee E Was iick eiloug,le :then. •,aahase• •`,- • " • , , SaiclooaeI go .acquai tea laet a 'who hatte'itn".' imPedimeiat in her ,she ce.u't say- ne to saee , her lite:, elleedeeHyou'inight 'stand Solna sliet, if yeti', akeposed to, her...Sedeleeeei ; 1 asked her •• if she :lathE 'any Object:done marrying '• • Vag ---W e hadoetbreible thender storni. -aol ceme- up In the treaM -this aftpenotin- WeOenf'-ea2Weren't yen afraid ol the'li it' ningla Wegg-L4N.O.',;1got behind a brike•?. Man. Wcifhleili4Behlad'a:larakeinme Whale eaetlilieed' -$1iitt a. Wegga-Why he waS not a conductor; •'Thie'renteelyagie eaid the' derk at the drug .h.torei,..0).40§,do,iii 6.1eattle of patent Modieinp° frernii• abile-44C.,the ehelves, "is highly 'reCoeurciehcEaftkahe ailment you are. •. lagridg Th*tiethat nompouteds „e)eiet .hte.o,.of teetimbn '?gt, It, has cured • ,ecif ...peewee"' .k.,•".E.ve nofaith in Itennbled the 'cuetoinera "Give nicht, sorne-kitid of •lelamed mature; 'if you've' -got it, that has never been.known to etre anybeclY," . Dakota-- Itievyar •• (to witness)—You saw the fight • with your , own eyee, did you? Witness (flippantlY)e--Thaa'e what I did. 'Jtielgee-Lookee here, ,younee -gent, you answer any moreaqiiestiOns in that slip -slap etYlebi„tbis•C'etiatrcioairand 111 fled youfea .6onteinpt. of .coeirt,danged if I don't, You 'elea,"a want to foetestetti'ateyou're in a court of aestioe nowaahidatli'aii, dignity of this :here eetertalieithgetteabelireeerved if I have goCtiaioreakea leg 'le; de it jest mind .ehakt freshyha• , •". • tak:a .58.40.0glig tirot. ...e)ear wiae, if I shohed,diaa" • Said -Mcainness, as Pritithire a Gm:man-band eAtanY ttheral to play . .You may wish to send,but flowers tulte dietance, and perhaps ' Wahild be gatO know juat how they may backed se theae will keep nice and fresh. First take a box large enough to hold donlale the quantity of blooms you wish to send ; line this with brown paper, a layer of cotton and yet an- other layer of paper. Then place •yeer „flowers in two rows, :Ile ;items , pointing tewarcls the middle. The open space which, this afar& down the centre of the box is next priced in with cardboard and filled.: with ice, ,•‘If to prepared flowers may travel aleisgthYs jeinaeys and at the end emerge from their Captiviby, as bright aad fresh as when 'first picked, A very dainty soft carriage r,obe„ for baby may be made of sillt,or tufting it with leaby ribbon bows. And -in place of padding it with cotton or down, Milk -weed may he used, semetitnes knownaa :New " York State cottdu. Most every one ,who has been in the, country has eetnet ;growing by the roadside, aed now is the -tune to gather it. The procos iti has to' .undergo to prepare it for use is this : Re- move the pod and seeds ancl then take the silkly peat away from tins pith.. Next, .dry the silk by putting it in a cheese -cloth 'bag, and hang it in the sun for about two ,hours. It ie now ready to use. Sofa pillows sand head -rests also may be attuffed with , it, sand they Will be eqaally at soft as down .and about quarter as expeneive, Children's clotheS can be made nninflam- enable by adding to the last rinse Water two 'ounces of pniverized ahum. A. prominent tEnglitilt chemist says that all children's .dresses should be thus treated. • " Mr. ShingitS," said Mrs. Hashcrofb to the star boarder. " Well 4" " I hear that you have joined a football team. Is it 'true ?" "Yea. I'm getting to be one of the best players in the elttb, too." " Then :you must seek another boarding house." why a Clormati band. ? " Then Megan -nese' voice "So taat all the peonte !bane ' 1\18y be sorry that I died.' ' "1 write no letters 'to my wife Worm I am aevay and T gets nowafrom her," said a commercial traveler to a St. Louis .0100... Democrat reporter.' At a certain hear niy wife goes into her sitting -room, closes , the deem; •places twO chairs via -avis, sits,do ern in one, closes her eyes and concentrates hc-r thoughts upon .I,go to ,my room at. the hotel, turn out .the light, close any eyes, -.concentrate my thonghts upom ni home,. and especially _upon my wife, and presto 1 I occupy the easy chair in our iittle sitting -room directly in ,front of her. A perfectly intelligible conversation enslISCS between eel although net be word is spoken. She tells me s, hew things are .goIng oii home, whether the children are wellaabout her own health, which has been delicate for years, her trials, hopes and. fears. • Wehave had, this niental telegraph in successful operation for ,tWO years past, and the service -is _constantly growing better and more satisfactory. We have verified ite accuracy thousand times, end rely upon it as implicitly as others do on the written page. - Neither of us is a apiritualitith and we discovered, our ability to communicate in this manner purely by accident." The Little Mother. Now .hush -a -bye, aollie, and put down Your head • It's time little girls were all safe in bed ; And I've been so dweftily busy to -day I am half as'eep now, and you're dust full of play. P'ease.huth.a-bye, baby, my own pwecious s.huistelaiprlyour eyes tight, like a love of a dirl. . There id hardly any afilictien which flesh r ifk,heir to productive of such absolutemisery it.sqlie toothache,' and yetsoeneny and varied are the remedies peeseribed for this form of pin that it Would seem as though it should have been banished from the list of ailments long ago. A severe toothache generally means& trip to the dentist's,' and once there they lees of the troublesome teeth. Rut a great many pains might be saved, and a cerrespondined number of beetle, if the fol- lowing simple- and efficient remedy could be more widely'known and employed : When suffering with a toothache pulverize and mix in equal quantities some common salt and alum. Then wet a smallpiece of cotton, to which adhere the mixedpowders,and pleat: in the aching tooth. A sensation of cold- nees will be at first experienced, this gradually :railesiding, and with it the torment of the toothace. The alum and fialt remedy, sirop'e as it iteems, ia honestly Vow:shed for by pereone who hevecatried itetimes without number and never failed to find, upon its application earitioht immediate relief. laifrfator :,sUffering from atoothaChe use 1.0aliaihin1eethiso,he Gum.. sold .!3y all alrieggiatlia; ' , Our Servants. "'It es, dreadful, .Marie, tha.b • always, have .the last word:" . • . ' Pleaseaina'am,' how- can I Lknowiti-01 ',Ou have nething mete te Say." - e • ilisliolMedireo %T. Br.. lielinee's Great, leeteVe 'Restorer., . NO. Etta atter Last dey'eaule'S Maryethens Cerise, sfres,bise and AO trial hobble free te Fit earies, Send to De. KJne, 931 Arch Ste, PhllActl#01.41;;SPffir /4, SOLSVILLE AllOther cl•reat Triumpltyro• l." Relue*ayt Att,eticeitit aetice Atitreieeee a4tll rec.-Sex- Oen' itot ietti I a uti er ' . ., It141.0,/,' moll latiaigaetta. ' -t s ..., 'pout $1.44.,Xtfo'i r '..kitteina*itile , . , ' a (loretutlio Syracuse` Standard.) . , . , , , „ bitridelhe Peet few. ;months there babe pure in ,the ,Colunine of the 'Standard' 3,o particialms,pf :"2, ,ntlinhez of eures so re. rnarkeble as jestifytheterm iniCactilens. These leaset's4eie ir&estigated and vouttlied by the' AIgnaegolsenal, :the DeWitt 2V.000, Albany ExpeeeatintEether,Papers whose ree Patetion is a guaraateelhat tlie facts were ajust ets.tecla That the ,tM.' miraculous was justified will be admitted when it is remembered that . ineeach of the cases re. tared •tel 'the etifferer had been, pronounced incurable by lekcling ..physieiantl, ' and at 'thaetenieSof thireatet , WAStreated by men whoae repittatioa'liaS placid.' them among thedeeders of the world's medical seientists, het Without avail,' and thepatieut was sent te liis 'hothewith , theCyerdict - that there 'was lee hope for him; Mad that death' bealcl °atty., hater:vane to ,relieve his eufferings. When seine:months litter the restoration to eimalt „and s La.ongth of . ene former sufferer 'Was lesixiouteeed it is litble wonder that the ease tweeted a ProfoUnd seneatienthrouglas • eat" the country.: " 'Eteeetitlys ilie following letter; which indicatedaail . equally remerk- • able :'cur, came -andel'. the notice of' the St ad 'd " •-:- b'eisaxate; E. 5t. June 25, 1892. "' .* ''''. Ffverw,eeki ago father (Phil- ander Hyde), was very, lew end not expected to live buto short , time: He, vvas.iii such agony that we bad,to,gihe him Morphine to relieve- the terrible pain from whioh he was • olifferiog. The dootors had 'givenhim up. - They said there was no help for him, and ' my,elatir , faeher longed for death as 'being the, daliCertain relief from his sufferings. q,46 day, he saw in the Albany journal an account of' how a matalby the nameed Quanta living iiv Galway, Saratoga County, and who wits aillictedlike father with local:lob* ataitia; had been very greatly ben -f ted and hoped for permanent cure from the mead Dr, Williarcia' Pink Pills -for '.Pale Peeple. Oa learning that theae., pine etauld ,e had of the Dr. Williami aledicirea,Conie. lame',• Brookville, .. Ont., e se and • .neetades, and thet,theyEireanot eipenitive, . my husband „sent ';$2,;50c, for sit Jae of them. And • 'what- aisijlf 4 they have been ! .Fiather his tak-anAtit‘ ohn bexee of the Pink •Pilleg71646,Atirialengeee 'eanfined to his boa,but ig.-able.,"-filgeteilp, without assistance and Withabb ead' el:4y of a cane ,to walk about, the /Muse and „all around outed doors:, He has a good hearty appetite,"hisibod agreet With him, the pain [in the'baekfrom Which he suahred 'so long. ands6 terribly, haiehlefti hire. Be has .no i:MOP,e cre4fing, ohille Seiedshe appeare, and pays, he Rada likei,a,. newsman. The doctors, Aiaff',,pretioudiced bis 'digease to be creeping. ,potAvAis iand deed he couldnot be mired. flew -glad we are that We heard ctbent these wonciereful Pink !?ills, and how thankful we ' aro,. foie:What they _have donee for father. ladeed theY have deaeeionderiales; :even - aanirecle for. him: ;Respectfully ypurs, , i- . 2. . , • a -MB& WILtIAM JOHNSON. -The above letter indicated a 'cure sd, semeaskable its to be worthy of the . fulleSt investigatien, and the Standard deterniinect, to place,the factseif gerrectly,stated, before the public for.the benefit of other sufferers, or, if unfounded; to let theepublic know it. Wabli this end in view a reporter as sent WI Soloville viith instructions" -Ior give., the- lankof the case as he -.found them,SaWitlis 'these • instructions he went to Solsvilie, and an 'Tueschey, August 2nd, 1862, called upon Philander Hyde and learned from him and froze •his relatives and • neighbors and friends the whole story of his sioknese and hie terrible suffering, of his having been given up by the (lectors, and of his cure and rapid Convalescence by the use of Dr. Wit - limns' Pink Pills for Pale People. Te may be of interest to the reader to know that Solsville is a post -office village in Madison county, N. Y., about 80 miles from Mina., on the line of the New York, Ontario & Western Railroad. It is the station at which to get off to go to. Madison Lake' the charming and attractive Objective pointof a great many picnic and excursion parties. On reaching Solsville the reporter inquired of the station agent, who is also agent there of the National ;Express Com- pany, if he knew a man by the , name of rhilender ;Hyde, and where he lived, and :else if he knew a "Yea," by the name of William Johnson. said he, "r am William johneon, and Philander Hyde, who is my wife's father, lives' with me ia that white house, ,over ,there on the side hill; that's him ;sitting on the piazza." When told that your reporter's errand Weato interview Mr. ,Hyde and to learn about his siekness and alleged cure," Mr. Johnson said: "That's all right; you go right over to the house and see Mr. Hyde and my wife: I will come over pretty soon. and..we Will be only too happy to tell you all about it." "Will you walk in 4" said Mrs. Johnson. "Those onildren(who are playing about the,plazza) are my ,twins, and this is my father, Philander Hyde." Mr. Hyde walked into the sitting room and taking a seat said he would willingly tell the story' of his sicknees and cure, and had no objection to its beieg published, as it might be the means of 'helping to relieve others whose sufferings were the same or similar to What his had beer. • ' His story was as follows : •• "My name is Philander Hyde. I am nearly yo years old—will be '70 in Sep- tember., • 1 • was born in Bro,okfteld, Madison County, where all mylife was %pent until recentIer, whoa becoming ' help- less,. my Sore:ha-law was kind 'enough to take me into his home, and from him and my daughter I have had the kindest care. My life occupation has been that of a farmer, 1 . itas always prosperous and well and strong and rugged until two years , ago last wintea, when I had the grip. When the grip loft me I had a Sensation of numbness in my lege; Which gradually grew to be stiff at the joints end very painful. I felt the stiffness in my feet first, tend the pain and stiffness extended to my knees and to my hip joints, and to the bowels and stomach and pre- vented; digestion.. To move the bowels I was compelled to take great quantities -of castor 'oil. , While I was in this condition, cold feel- ings woillel begin in any feet and streak up my toga t� my back and would follow the whole leegth of my backbone. These opals, which ocetirred daily, wouldt ast from two to four hours, and were excruoiatinly pain- ful. 1 (maid not sleep, I had no appetites I became helpiese, and life was such a burden that I prayed for death. Why, my dear sir, the Fain I suffered was more to be dreaded than a thotieand cleathri, 4' While in thit condition / was treateel be; Dr: Green, of Poolvillts, and Dr. Nioholl sett, of Solaville, and Dr. Weed, of Utica. They did me no good. I soon became Per- fectly helpless and boat all power of motion even in my bed." ., "On the 24th' of February lab" Said Mrs, johnson, "4 we had Min brought to Cparles Spaniel's. ,The siiky hfibbe King Chariee'Spemiel is at expenties 11f/rimy; becanscoupPieti a month old easily feteli,$50 iariletie died -when half 'grown,Sla h. There are cohiParatively few of theseAlOgs inigeve,Yori4.1.ne44illy,every ,one knotensWeleg, f,i,p61,itiVefir, York 'YtU;100.1k.' 'EV• The oil of the NorevegidateGed 'Liver it netueehi grand rehtotatiaer 'Mute Is only found in its entirety and purity in 'Willer e Ib -ie the Mast palatable and wholetome'preperatiOn of Clod Liver 'Oil in the World, and is new being taken by invalids, partioulatly those militated with consumption with the most mitoixeding EilleOeSS: It 18 'the greatest blood and flesh maker in exietence, aild is a lie boxer to eminsuneptIvet., In big bottles 50e.' and $1, at all Drug Steres, "Mary Dasher's uncle is dead. Did.he have anything V' ",Eothing.," ." Then she will go into mourning for him ?" "Yea, part Mourning. She is going to wear black ousponera. 92r Immo. ., 4 li.Ad tk, ..6, a ,00rrie4 all t „Way in a bed, Re \mai so aelnl ere and Meg a tufferer the deetma gm'e . ••- ' ,L). 17,00y taw ho had locome ea; .d '• •' se ,sail that 'he ebuld not be cured., They sseppeetgiv's sg .iiirri eaediebee and Ladd they pouldh' h 7 'eliese the lielni and for the pitrpose hetv ,t. i2i at of whitIkey ,..,.. day,. for iv rec.' ttientti- ' • .1 --eplitne in great quantities.. , ' ..".• wee while father.wat inailtlethedAihr ;, team that nre new' ha' thir''`*ttS:a031 -r, the otorse of thed' mirecalou• a ,a .., Mr. ' ' s' Apt,' .--f in GalwaYe • cola; ty, , .'by•-• the use . of -Dr. 'kink POle , for rain- Peoples We ,haseenot much faith, but we felt that ittr.)1,0„rir dety to try there, and so We sent to the D. Williams' Medicine Compemy and got rfix boxes of the pills. We read the direotions carefully, and x olved te come f ply with thezie as fully , possible. We m m stopped giving hiorn uniror any other, medidiae, enaeff all stimulants, ana geee hint, the PinkPille and treatment according to direetiont he which each box is wrapped. The effect was, wonderful and ameat imme- diate. In ten days after father began taking, the Pillahe could get oat of bed teed Walked without assistance, and, hat con- tinued to improve until now be Welke about the house and. the :streets by the aid of a cane only." .' " ' ' -. • "Yes," said Mr. Hyde, " and the pain has gone, out' of my back and the numbness sent of my legs,' I have ao more chills, my, digestion is good, and I have an excellent appetite," .and then; after a pauee, "But, alt me ! lam an adman ; I hese seen my best days and cannot ,hope to recoTer my ' 61cl vigor ale, youngereamenlight, bab I am to thankfal to have the useof my limbs and to be relieved of those dreadful pains." Mr. Hyde has continued to take the pills regularly Mace he began their use', and was on his tenth hex "at the time he told his story. •S'-sd Resides Mr. . and Mrs. Johnson, other people in Solaville centime the accounts of the moknees allr. Hyde and of his most 'renfarleable recovery, and a number of others. for various ailments are using the Pink Pills. ' The mother of Abel Curtis is using ,thein with satisfactory effects for rheuthatisin, and Mrs. Lippitt, wife of ex - Senator IlisiPitt, is using thePills with:much benefit for aei•voixe debility. A furtherinvestfgetion revealed . the fact that Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills are not a patent medicine in the sense in which that term is usizally understood, but a scientific preparation successfully used in general practice for ins.ny years before beingoffersed to the -public generally. They contain in a Condensed form all the elements necessary •lo ,'give 'iieve life and richness to ,the „blookand restore shattered nerves. .They . are unfailing specific for such • "dineases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neu- ralgia, rheumatism; nervous headache, the after effects of la grippe, palpitation' of the heart,- pale and allow complexions, and the tired feeling resulbing from nervous prostration; all disemes depending upon vitiated humors in the blood, sack as Scrofula; ahronic erysipelas, etc. They are also n specific for troubles peculiar to fe- males, Relies suipressions, irregularities, and all forms of weakness. They build up theeblood^and restore the ,glow of health to Paled and; sallow cheeks. In case' of men ,they effect a radical cure in all cases arising from Mental worry, overwork or excesses of whatever nature. • These Pills are manufactured by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville, Oat., and Sahenectady, N. Y., and are sold only in boxes bearing our trade mark and 'wrapper, at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50. Bear in maid that Ara Williams' Pink Pills are never sold in bulk; or by the *ten ortoindredsead any dealer who offere asitstitabh in thie form is tryingto defraud you andshould be avoided. Dr. Williams' Pink pills may be had, of all druggists or direct by Mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company from either address. The price at which these pills are sold makes a course of treatment comparatively inexpensive as compared with other remedies or medical treatment. itinerate% A recent return shows that during the elections in Great Britain and Ireland from April, '9i, to June, '92, there voted as "illiterates," 1,996 persons in Eogland and Wales, 64 in Scotland, and 2,132 in Ireland. Reckoning in proportion to the number of votes polled, the ratio ands 1 in 70 in England and Wales, 1 in .210 in Scotland and 1 in 11 in Ireland. Ib is thus seen that Scotland enjoys a proud pre-eminence which is further increased when it is noticed that out of her 64 " illiterates " 53 came from one place, Paisley.—Montrea? Star. We Have wound That no remedy in the market affords such prompt relief in toothache neuralgia, and rheumatism as Nerviline, and its action in cases of cramps, colic, etc., is simply mar- vellous. Remarking this to a physician of experience he stated that from hie know- ledge of the composition of Nerviline no remedy could surpess it as a family remedy, and that in every househould a bottle of Nerviline should be available for emergent demands. Readers of this paper Elhould try Advice to Mary Drinkers, Dr. Heine Marks, Superintendent city hospital; Gentlemen who ere frc.quent high banqueters, or who oftan pray in town of nights- to look up into t he spiral steam of champagne glasses, shoull never drink without eardines and soft bread beside their elbows. These two artiu1e will save more jags and red noses than all the medicines in the world. The bread, if 'eaten freely, as often ae the liquor is taken, will absorb most of the alcohol, sad the oil of the fish wil float the rest on top of the stomach. Thus the delicate lining of the food sack will be saved from injury and its owner dizziness, foolishness, and finally uncon seionsnesta The salts in the eardines is aso an excellent agent in cleansing and putting the stomach in healthy shape after a wine supper.—'& Louis Globe -Democrat. . eSORE SITOUT.40413$.0 SCRATCHES, or any wf1,0°411lisSe 3 oeia :SEICO•I'M or 0.aleirTree14 91.11ea1y Mated,. 7'4400247, OwssevoGUAVIAMPEED if you nee Ci 4ittatgr110:463..°Z. v".14TntNc.rrz's 421Pixtu°:(15 Elles314'whilefre0s .°11`E' 2716;011WARL, 'Me Fleur or Neel lo at hand „ foe with aohing corns aprompt, tia.fe andinieltee, remedy is required, Pala aam's Neal/aim Oora Extractor exactly 011e the'bilL felareesafe.and painless, Fiest Ledy toff for a jouretey)-1 liope we've gob the right train. Second Lady—I 'asked severe -theta trail Men and Izio4t7" three passengers if this train went to Blank- ville, and they al/gaid yes, so I guess we're all right The Britiek Adrairalty,'wishing to make the display- of Britiela war Ships at 'Hemp. ton Roade next spring am imposing am possible, hag invited Admiral lIoeliins, at the conalasioa tif his f aelough, to select the yeesele which will be available for the occaeiori. Gratifying To AU. The high position attained and the uni- versal acceptance and approval of the pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, as the moat excellent laxative known, isllyutustrpacptei,ntphaen ;hie of the qualities on which its suceeos is baked and are abun- dantly gratifying to the California Fig Zane Johnny on Edtteatlop. ' Whenever leek PAW: how to spell a word he says go to the dictionary, and when t- ask him where any place is he stays leek in my geography, 1 doa't see what's the use of little boys mosb Ulna' therasehree goin' to sphool to learn things if • they is goin' to forget it all when they grow up. ' "Truth lies At the bottom of a well." It is a good thing for trath that it has such. a 'safe place to litein, especially dining the excitement previous to a Presidential oleo - as 13odyblow had anyspode' training to_ r this fight he is going into ?" "Yes, firet-olass. Ile has carved steak at Mritt. &indeed boarding house for a ruanttill' Aro natSIL.00411 tia X aalaaa seed ItflEitaria womEiv, They supply in condensed form ..emx, the sub, stances needed to °mach the Blood and to rebuild the Nerves,thusmalchip thena certain and speedy Imre for all dieeas es a r sin g from impoverished hlooddeidelsattered nerves, such as par, alysis, spinal dia eases, rheumatism, sciatica, lose of mem- ory, erysipelas, pa - pitation of theheart, scrofula,chlorosis or green sickness, that tired feeling that affects so many, etc. They have it specific action on the sexualsystent of both men ana women, restoring lost vigor. WEAK MEN (young and old), suffering from mental worry," overwork, insomnia, excesses, or self-abuse, should take these Perms. They will restore lost energies, both physical and mental. SUFFERINO Vicik afflicted with the weaknesses peculiar totheir sex, such as suppression oithe periods, bearing down pains, weak back, ulcerations, etc., will and these pills an unfailing cure. PALE AND SALLOW GIRLS should take these Pills. They enrich the blood, restore health's roses to the cheeks .and cor- rect all irregularities. . Envarna OF leeremmies. These Pills are sold by all dealers onlyin boxes bearing our trademark or will be sent by mail, post paid on receipt of price -60 cents a box or 6 f or $2.60: THE DR. WILLIAMS MED. CO., Brockville, Ont., or Illorristown, RUB TFIENK CANCER CLIVititastAetzt. DEDICATORY- SERVICES DR, KISTLER, Oolurabut, 0, l'a.SVE P40 42. 1 Sera La re»lng to of Laos s esregsmente ly mentlea. I1OLO pave DONT PAY TOO 1"110011.1 "traic& ,,,, FOB A WaTP14. wati Cor3 netdeteir9i2gellertgecitrileuaelotWrmaelteht3oBsit. lama, yoaesicee entering io thoroughly n Vlsoefitibil:1611 gettiee aluolelist sot hin 104sfolnhtai fluwliatcbptvbftlorrlisP Won, the o ryttoug;txtutoo tiatIt;ister,:er,15,11:2:::;.joyewsethbuteap.,:yepkttitsoareirioyoul6o a Ireton from 520,00 to elcoo, tegif could bee this watch tor obtotte:,::Intei,eurtawnent:euyro:tteoir:.: if.,.,Fooeorit.titylipessitrtieli4orie;ethre,tiloo5oenlipda:nthegmelesaistdit;e: 1511 engraved Gold Eon's es Ladies sire, guaiouteoa to eNvalre fortaWoltytain yoteiret! Polovernents—Are gen. OIuo r'oa.r.thile,Iineuetril2vtm aoiutstnat, lir.u.autecdretespperfact. tune for 5 para. emcee any address, by empress, call otct ih 6:11 earn itcditc'ebnlr:Safiu nt au bar: r GI 8'-0,7? - r agont $12,55 and tahathearstals. Hunting Case, Gents or Ladies $1,00 extra, Sarno cases With 11 toweled Swiss American movements $2.00 rear. weenaese in full accompanies the order, therebysavinff au, 05088(0 clatrges, wo sencrwatch by mail and enalose a hams - some guard free, also a svatitton agreemontto refund all your rneneyir watehis not exactly as represented.. Order now. admay not %ster eagain. Address: 0 s H. 13, MOWRY 8c Co. Toronto, Lam CierierZMCMMEME:262==12:22 41=2.1 ASK YOUR DIRLICCIST §OI ...ACOaq Palatable as cream. No oil/ taste like others. In big bottles„ 50c. and $1..00. 111 rTiretfleillokvelLsitoliCesDaentaeler reeSptortribiepsloOnegos,7110. 00 °elite (silver), Ind. Nov. Co., noyleston. IN CEIN—NECTE011 wren WORLD'S FAIR Return* Tickets Will Be Issued From Toronto and Stations West Oct. 1.9, %IC), 21 and 22, Pr' At (Single First-class Fare and One- third. Valid to return until Oct. 23. TiOketn and all information by applying to any of the conmaufs agents. L. J. SEARGRaitt General Manager - ONE MORE HARVEST EXOURSION Will be run onlOctober 25th, to THE PECOS VALLEY, The Fruit Belt of New Mexico. Tickets may be thou' ght at DETROIT or CHICAGO te EDDr, NEW mEncp, Arid return, good twenty clays, at ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRW This is the last chance of the year to see thi famous valley et so small an expense. DON'T MISS IT 'For further particulars address G 0. SHIELDS, Ecic14,' New Mexico. to me taid thoroughly examine at the ex. press adlea, then if found to be a 31 we claim for nand entirely Satis- factory, pay the express agent 54.48, and take the watch. Otherwise it will be returnad at our expense and you will not be old ono cant. This Watch la warrant- ed 3i oz, verine, guaran- teed to wear a n d retain I t 0 color , f which is equal n a p. earahao 411 osilvor) fere lifellilie. closemeggypoeshed.tuntosoiflo potion), inside dturtptcatcap:doubla thick bowled edge, fiat genuine Finch erystal. Movontruitis a fin. fell Nate, fall 4wellotl. Viet train,warranted,an accurate time keeper. is have -only 100008 these watches at thin price. whert those aro ooaje you willhawritopay $10.00fort he same watch, Ontthia out and sendte us to•dly andwo will Staidthe eatchteyettail ammo chargel paid by 04, and give you onef reale you soften' caus�thee4I af 6. When cash ea. cm -twinkle order we give a hawy, gold plated chain sod litharm free. lion't delay erdor now. Address, ItANADIAN TRICK &IliOVELTY Co. Toronto, Can. DOLLARZ MAKER? ellIRSEWING MACHINEAGan Rx? 1T -OR SeND A3 CENT 47 -Amp FOR PARTICULARS; PRICE LIST; SAMPLEg, COTTON YARN,&c, OLIR AGENTS WANTED For our fast, selling Subscription Bo6lts1 Bibles and Albums. Send for Circular. Aaj dress, WM. BRIGGS, Publisher, Toronto. MICHIGAN lAnifohl:algsbg2tal,Pggiti 01Z 12,000 Acres of good Farm} Alpena & LoonLake Railroads, LANDSat prices, ranging from 32 to $5 per acre. These lands are closet° enterprIsingnew towns. FOR„,. churches, sohools, etre, and wil asirrievoreaele terms Apply to R, 311 PIEROB--West SALE. tRitatlei 'pi:Lag:ton this paper when writing. 8500 loInB Tal:Re OaFgaTs 30111Sra.oLeApST , Vine planted less than three years. $325.00 net protlb per acre this last June on Blackberries grown on the and hills of Nortt, Carouna—the com ing fruit oeutre of the United States. Only 1 hours from New York; land very cheap. Pure alr a.nd water ; noted as a health resort. For full par:iculare send 5 cents (silver) for 3 copies of "OUR SOUTHERN HOME," a 40 -page IVEegazine, Addres, M. H. Pride, Immigration Agent, Box 50, Hamlet, North Carolina, FARMS AND FARMING LANDS. -- QA ACRE S—I5 ACRES CLEARED; 005 frame house and barn, 21 miles from county -seat of Gladwin County, Mich., for Sale at $1,400. 160 aores-65 acres under cultivation -2 miles from county -seat, $2,700. 10,000 acres at $6 per acre. Address, EUGENE FOSTER, Gladwin, Mich. CHEAP FARMS IN VIRGINIA MILD CLIMATE, GOOD MARKETS And good land from 06 to 020 PER ACRE with bnprovoments. Send for our oironlar. PYLE & DsHAVIilbt Petersburg, Va. 1 (silver, pays ter our handsome C E PEOPLE'S JOURNAL one year, on trial, and your address in our A002200' which goes whirling nil over the TJnited States to firms who wish to • mail FItEISI, sample papers, • maguzinea, honks, picturesnerds. tte., with terms, and our patrons receive hushtls of maildrat. est bargain in America. Toil r vas will be Pleased. T. D. CAMPBELL, N 026, itoyieste., Ind. THE CHATHAM FANNING MILL, With Bagging attachment, is the Best Mt made in Canada to -day. 30,004D T0To--474,- Xx iresem. Send for a Circular and Price List, PRIM .Addrese, MANSON CAMPBELL, Chatham, Ont. TINTOODEO UO ,Tewolry„ ego., for PO days wo will send thia hoe, heavy golctplatod Bing te ant. address- on receipt of 15 cents postage stamps; and will also 000(5 free one mammoth Cato:dogma o Watches, :ewahy, .Se,, with, specks; terms and inducements to hgelifs. Tble Bing 1, Or Tar/ nue quality, warranted to wear tor years, and to stand acid test; and xs only eared at 10 cents for GO claY1 te..intreduce Out ds. FooOrder immediately.and got 551,00 Ring cores cents. • R. B. bii0WRY AND CO.. T0R0NT00,CANi WIE ]D Men to distribute adverthing and take order for Electric Appliances; $60.00 per month Address, with stamp, NATIONAL ELECTRIC BELT CO. No. 101 Bay Street, Teront0. DOMINION SILVER COMPANY itiNrin BEEN xtoporoasp vrtAT VY 'Sartain partrieri, Withoutnronerauthotitt ere nab* Our nein° and Veputittlon to seanre orders for seeds Of an inferior nnality. The 'Public Mc notified that all oar goods ars aatoted Wit& on* based FM that the imposition can be detected id insoii. Wo want scrotal Mord peehteg Meg be sot as essanbe DOMINION DILVER COMPANY, °Mete, bin 44 1%ftw:lvI" 1oebogttiito APLr Bong LI Mai& BAIL -4 itA°EU' MOB, 36 lgot3aVil street, Tort:nOtt • ttMC'VhNt TIP t, e*.1.01,Wst;:irt.((t ie • es le :thee. . sole by •drnaglata.. • .Z.19.41MTION SURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. nest COugli 8yr00. 'llnstes Gdod, 1100