The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-20, Page 3•
LAUGH AND LEARN.
etheiatiba"e Nadalater $weets
014.shoutiles mighly eweet
When yer ehout when yer meet.
Au' shek ban's xotin", an"
31oes Gerd ter de ineellie!
fatese0oni fur (1., g000lin'!"
• Shoutin' conics mighty easy ant cteevay:
Bat tee sheet when yor part,
An' tor sheet f.'om '0 heart,
When yer gwitte for away, far away,
Wid a lettin' haree,
An' te-ficin strapp;0 lati'e,
• fehoutin' cotnei mighty hard soch a day.
etiolce ineyol tit'oat
,At de whistle o' de beat,
Pat outs laa knife thee yo' heart;
' nsalleXtUalt" breaks
A do 111iSillO'It 0 Stag OS„/
Bat loosoiis up do ropes ter leg 'er start.•
But of yo' 11 yo eyo
On dewrithe iu do sky.
'
Whir do "good -Wee° is all straeken out,
Are read the prorm us elair -
Of another geth'elie theee, '
You kin say far'woll, brothorEwith a shout.
Den shout, brothers, hout!
Oh, toll yo' viet'ry,out,
How neither death nur perthe kin uado yer,
Look fast at yo' lose,
Bab last at the cross,
Single' glory, glory, t-leiry oho ejah ' _ •
--Ramweelleteee 86uar,-, Enelarper'amr..
The bunoomiu i etet festicliensc He llees
•on the simpleet tillage he eau find. •
IV wonder 1,hc gebail umpiee in Otuo'4
11,e- ign the only ;Tan en the •field whe'
"Opal make au errer and it the, runner out
+at' the same time.
It is interesting tolearn thet Arizona is
as large as greatBritain and Ireland omn-
blued. Nit it is noraize that has mead the
'" tight littltaiele" great. •
-Her Father—The idea of Wishing to
marry a man without a gent 1, Fatlier--•
Well, sir, you aee a 'bigger fecil than I
thought you „were to fell *love with a
penniless giL• ,
Judee--You arc ae-ers•'ilt"'ecl 'rave- Ide
recommend. you to keep out of ba`.4. company
fox, the futiaet. Praemee eaeltee-0-- Inky iota ;
in feet, I, he.';. •aa $1:110t tee
,
'09the hu° a°3' eta* a•
"
Day—.t hee ore e
member of the ii! —
find - the/ e irs d tie
Dy—What?
then I can a Cford to pay.
FAule
bet I
kietolt that.-
laireeut larger
•••
An old lady in a westeen tewn attended a
prayer meeting and always made the Sarno.
remarks, which included the extraordinary_
•4itatement : "I've beenahrough scenes and
•*hiracenis, but the Lord has been with me
Irene the present time to this very hour."
Old Flink—I doubt if one man out of 20
can recall to memory the Jangrge he used
in proposing: Youne tewpid—Perhaps
not. But the girl cae. Mine did. •When
the breach of promise suit came anelia"awas.--
able to repeat my proposal word
Pins are growing uetteeeralrgaYa
come in bright array of,colorgiyah"jetiellad,
heads. These are deingeated as theaordiriary'
pins. Then there are the hat pint, Which
-rival in price the bonnet, they are stuck
'through, and the gold and cattier safety
;pins.
• Fur will be iised ler •frienraing mare than
•eever this winter. Capes are edged with it,
' vests outlined, hats and beimeto ornemented;
aleevesefinished at the hemcl and skirts
, trimmed around the bottom with far of all
serts atel'aiolors. It is very satisfactory
ttrimmiog and wears well too.
Mr. I7ewport—I don't see how it ebuld
happen when there was no storra—that 18
glide out of 20 were drowaed. Captain—
Well, I'll tell you. You see, I went, into
the cabin to tell them thet we were going
•to pass a man ofswer; bet I never got any.
farther than the first word when they all
.stampeded for the same aide, and so cap-
sized the beat.
"I'll follow them," ecremned the wrath-
ful wom in—" I'll follow them to the ends
of the earth." You had better stay at home
andapply for a divorce," suggested her cool-
headed friend. "A man who will runaway
with a housemaid is hardly worth so mach
emotion." "Oh, bother the housemaid and
him too 1" wailed the weeping victim.
"They took my pug with them.
Penelope—Pa, please don't kill Reginald.
•He loves me. Reginald—Dear, geed sir,
don't kick me out. I was not aware it was
so late. Give me a chance aad VII go. Old,
Man—Hold! • I ask the) not to go. I've
waited three hours to give thee my bees.
ing im 1 merely dropped in to say that
cannot keep myself awake longer. I ask
for adjournment to another date.
The awe with which the small boy looks
upon a retired meriner is probably clue to
the marvellous experiences the mariner re-
members to have hail. An exsanple of this
•extretne mayvellousness came up recently in
the course of a cenversation between a led
of 6 and an ex -sea captain. "Captain
Skaggs, did you ever get year:leg bit off by
a shark ?". aelied the boy. "Did I sonny ? '
he replied. "Did 1? Well, rather. Dazens
of times !" •• •
In the construction of a home amore at-
tention should be paid to •the scalar than
any other section. Ibis wall to meteor the
floor with stone or eernent „so that the
'moisture or water shall not eater. No home
. can be healehful unless the cellar is health'e
• ful, as a damp oellar means a damp house
and rheumatism. There, hehould be, large
windows for the achnialtdolkefe'sunlight and
air, au i they shouldbehmuetructed se as to,
be movable. •.
"What ie that I" " X ard vdarY y, Nat
howe'raetiVed to have' no kiekere iri rey
eetablishinent. You must go," • L
Eeterprieing clreggieteettere's , •-etord,
Madera., Deal Nine yea bay something Pli
'punch' it.., ,When $2 are penclied yoea,get
liVe sociae4Vater tiekets frep.
-That's titidea. Pli tab.-ee VeaWart'fr. of
jeostaga! le now. ,:ea•„
Iaelti;liendSay, Biggs', I Wfsnid lihe to
eeme ,Up'14,'`telee your hatieeeitwoeld
melte a'charming Outer°. Biigge-L-YOu OM'
• a little. late in. ashiug? •ofea.yo.te,, intgat.”
Keelektiend-aWleat, has toincone'eleettetacia
„i,..tr?eaBiggsa--Yee'e the eheriff.'_, '
ike these otoehitage vay
•.iiiar1iter.1, a fair shopper iie Thee taut 'street
you thihkal they are a Wilk
, high.? 'And the, green nounke lerk, bluSlied
as la'aiiiiitteked.•thet they.' teatY came a little'
abeve„the ;knee, --Paildelekirnia Record. '
iiAp1osp6it=41,r noix got off nes-
terday, afterrniaa under ',Cie plea of beifia ,
eielfaa,1 saw you aftereediak gin to to the
reces, Jena you clicla'taappeeteeth' be at all
sick. Employee—ye* oteglit te, have seen'
:n'o after t,he, second aadee E Was iick eiloug,le
:then. •,aahase• •`,- • " • ,
, SaiclooaeI go .acquai tea laet
a 'who hatte'itn".' imPedimeiat in her
,she ce.u't say- ne to saee , her lite:,
elleedeeHyou'inight 'stand Solna sliet, if yeti',
akeposed to, her...Sedeleeeei ; 1
asked her •• if she :lathE 'any Object:done
marrying '• •
Vag ---W e hadoetbreible thender storni.
-aol ceme- up In the treaM -this aftpenotin-
WeOenf'-ea2Weren't yen afraid ol the'li it'
ningla Wegg-L4N.O.',;1got behind a brike•?.
Man. Wcifhleili4Behlad'a:larakeinme Whale
eaetlilieed' -$1iitt a. Wegga-Why
he waS not a conductor;
•'Thie'renteelyagie eaid the' derk at the
drug .h.torei,..0).40§,do,iii 6.1eattle of patent
Modieinp° frernii• abile-44C.,the ehelves, "is
highly 'reCoeurciehcEaftkahe ailment you are.
•.
lagridg Th*tiethat nompouteds
„e)eiet .hte.o,.of teetimbn '?gt, It, has cured
• ,ecif ...peewee"' .k.,•".E.ve nofaith in
Itennbled the 'cuetoinera
"Give nicht, sorne-kitid of •lelamed
mature; 'if you've' -got it, that has never
been.known to etre anybeclY," .
Dakota-- Itievyar •• (to witness)—You saw
the fight • with your , own eyee, did you?
Witness (flippantlY)e--Thaa'e what I did.
'Jtielgee-Lookee here, ,younee -gent, you
answer any moreaqiiestiOns in that slip -slap
etYlebi„tbis•C'etiatrcioairand 111 fled youfea
.6onteinpt. of .coeirt,danged if I don't, You
'elea,"a want to foetestetti'ateyou're in a court
of aestioe nowaahidatli'aii, dignity of this
:here eetertalieithgetteabelireeerved if I have
goCtiaioreakea leg 'le; de it jest mind
.ehakt freshyha• ,
•". • tak:a .58.40.0glig tirot.
...e)ear wiae, if I shohed,diaa"
• Said -Mcainness, as
Pritithire a Gm:man-band
eAtanY ttheral to play .
.You may wish to send,but flowers tulte
dietance, and perhaps ' Wahild be gatO
know juat how they may backed se theae
will keep nice and fresh. First take a box
large enough to hold donlale the quantity of
blooms you wish to send ; line this with
brown paper, a layer of cotton and yet an-
other layer of paper. Then place •yeer
„flowers in two rows, :Ile ;items , pointing
tewarcls the middle. The open space which,
this afar& down the centre of the box is
next priced in with cardboard and filled.:
with ice, ,•‘If to prepared flowers may travel
aleisgthYs jeinaeys and at the end emerge
from their Captiviby, as bright aad fresh as
when 'first picked,
A very dainty soft carriage r,obe„ for
baby may be made of sillt,or
tufting it with leaby ribbon bows. And -in
place of padding it with cotton or down,
Milk -weed may he used, semetitnes knownaa
:New " York State cottdu. Most every one
,who has been in the, country has eetnet
;growing by the roadside, aed now is the
-tune to gather it. The procos iti has to'
.undergo to prepare it for use is this : Re-
move the pod and seeds ancl then take the
silkly peat away from tins pith.. Next,
.dry the silk by putting it in a cheese -cloth
'bag, and hang it in the sun for about two
,hours. It ie now ready to use. Sofa pillows
sand head -rests also may be attuffed with , it,
sand they Will be eqaally at soft as down
.and about quarter as expeneive,
Children's clotheS can be made nninflam-
enable by adding to the last rinse Water two
'ounces of pniverized ahum. A. prominent
tEnglitilt chemist says that all children's
.dresses should be thus treated.
• " Mr. ShingitS," said Mrs. Hashcrofb to
the star boarder. " Well 4" " I hear that
you have joined a football team. Is it
'true ?" "Yea. I'm getting to be one of
the best players in the elttb, too." " Then
:you must seek another boarding house."
why a Clormati band. ? "
Then Megan -nese' voice
"So taat all the peonte !bane '
1\18y be sorry that I died.' '
"1 write no letters 'to my wife Worm
I am aevay and T gets nowafrom her," said a
commercial traveler to a St. Louis .0100...
Democrat reporter.' At a certain hear niy
wife goes into her sitting -room, closes , the
deem; •places twO chairs via -avis, sits,do ern
in one, closes her eyes and concentrates hc-r
thoughts upon .I,go to ,my room at.
the hotel, turn out .the light, close any
eyes, -.concentrate my thonghts upom ni
home,. and especially _upon my wife, and
presto 1 I occupy the easy chair in our
iittle sitting -room directly in ,front of her.
A perfectly intelligible conversation enslISCS
between eel although net be word is spoken.
She tells me s, hew things are .goIng oii
home, whether the children are wellaabout
her own health, which has been delicate for
years, her trials, hopes and. fears. • Wehave
had, this niental telegraph in successful
operation for ,tWO years past, and the
service -is _constantly growing better and
more satisfactory. We have verified ite
accuracy thousand times, end rely upon it
as implicitly as others do on the written
page. - Neither of us is a apiritualitith and
we discovered, our ability to communicate
in this manner purely by accident."
The Little Mother.
Now .hush -a -bye, aollie, and put down Your
head
• It's time little girls were all safe in bed ;
And I've been so dweftily busy to -day
I am half as'eep now, and you're dust full of
play.
P'ease.huth.a-bye, baby, my own pwecious
s.huistelaiprlyour eyes tight, like a love of a dirl.
. There id hardly any afilictien which flesh r
ifk,heir to productive of such absolutemisery
it.sqlie toothache,' and yetsoeneny and varied
are the remedies peeseribed for this form of
pin that it Would seem as though it should
have been banished from the list of ailments
long ago. A severe toothache generally
means& trip to the dentist's,' and once there
they lees of the troublesome teeth. Rut a
great many pains might be saved, and a
cerrespondined number of beetle, if the fol-
lowing simple- and efficient remedy could be
more widely'known and employed : When
suffering with a toothache pulverize and
mix in equal quantities some common salt
and alum. Then wet a smallpiece of cotton,
to which adhere the mixedpowders,and pleat:
in the aching tooth. A sensation of cold-
nees will be at first experienced, this
gradually :railesiding, and with it
the torment of the toothace. The
alum and fialt remedy, sirop'e as it
iteems, ia honestly Vow:shed for by pereone
who hevecatried itetimes without number and
never failed to find, upon its application
earitioht immediate relief.
laifrfator :,sUffering from atoothaChe use
1.0aliaihin1eethiso,he Gum.. sold .!3y all
alrieggiatlia; '
, Our Servants.
"'It es, dreadful, .Marie, tha.b
• always, have .the last word:" . • . '
Pleaseaina'am,' how- can I Lknowiti-01
',Ou have nething mete te Say." - e •
ilisliolMedireo %T. Br.. lielinee's
Great, leeteVe 'Restorer., . NO. Etta atter Last
dey'eaule'S Maryethens Cerise, sfres,bise and AO
trial hobble free te Fit earies, Send to De. KJne,
931 Arch Ste, PhllActl#01.41;;SPffir
/4, SOLSVILLE
AllOther cl•reat Triumpltyro• l."
Relue*ayt
Att,eticeitit aetice Atitreieeee a4tll rec.-Sex-
Oen' itot ietti I a uti er
'
. ., It141.0,/,' moll latiaigaetta. ' -t s
..., 'pout $1.44.,Xtfo'i r
'..kitteina*itile
, .
, ' a (loretutlio Syracuse` Standard.) . , . , , , „
bitridelhe Peet few. ;months there babe
pure in ,the ,Colunine of the 'Standard'
3,o particialms,pf :"2, ,ntlinhez of eures so re.
rnarkeble as jestifytheterm iniCactilens.
These leaset's4eie ir&estigated and vouttlied
by the' AIgnaegolsenal, :the DeWitt 2V.000,
Albany ExpeeeatintEether,Papers whose ree
Patetion is a guaraateelhat tlie facts were
ajust ets.tecla That the ,tM.' miraculous
was justified will be admitted when it is
remembered that . ineeach of the cases re.
tared •tel 'the etifferer had been, pronounced
incurable by lekcling ..physieiantl, ' and at
'thaetenieSof thireatet , WAStreated by men
whoae repittatioa'liaS placid.' them among
thedeeders of the world's medical seientists,
het Without avail,' and thepatieut was sent
te liis 'hothewith , theCyerdict - that there
'was lee hope for him; Mad that death' bealcl
°atty., hater:vane to ,relieve his eufferings.
When seine:months litter the restoration to
eimalt „and s La.ongth of . ene former sufferer
'Was lesixiouteeed it is litble wonder that the
ease tweeted a ProfoUnd seneatienthrouglas
• eat" the country.: " 'Eteeetitlys ilie following
letter; which indicatedaail . equally remerk-
• able :'cur, came -andel'. the notice of' the
St ad 'd
" •-:-
b'eisaxate; E. 5t. June 25, 1892.
"' .* ''''. Ffverw,eeki ago father (Phil-
ander Hyde), was very, lew end not expected
to live buto short , time: He, vvas.iii such
agony that we bad,to,gihe him Morphine to
relieve- the terrible pain from whioh he was
• olifferiog. The dootors had 'givenhim up. -
They said there was no help for him, and '
my,elatir , faeher longed for death as 'being
the, daliCertain relief from his sufferings.
q,46 day, he saw in the Albany journal an
account of' how a matalby the nameed Quanta
living iiv Galway, Saratoga County, and
who wits aillictedlike father with local:lob*
ataitia; had been very greatly ben -f ted and
hoped for permanent cure from the mead
Dr, Williarcia' Pink Pills -for '.Pale Peeple.
Oa learning that theae., pine etauld ,e
had of the Dr. Williami aledicirea,Conie.
lame',• Brookville, .. Ont., e se and •
.neetades, and thet,theyEireanot eipenitive,
. my husband „sent ';$2,;50c, for sit Jae
of them. And • 'what- aisijlf
4
they have been ! .Fiather his tak-anAtit‘ ohn
bexee of the Pink •Pilleg71646,Atirialengeee
'eanfined to his boa,but ig.-able.,"-filgeteilp,
without assistance and Withabb ead' el:4y of
a cane ,to walk about, the /Muse and „all
around outed doors:, He has a good hearty
appetite,"hisibod agreet With him, the pain
[in the'baekfrom Which he suahred 'so long.
ands6 terribly, haiehlefti hire. Be has .no
i:MOP,e cre4fing, ohille Seiedshe appeare, and
pays, he Rada likei,a,. newsman. The doctors,
Aiaff',,pretioudiced bis 'digease to be creeping.
,potAvAis iand deed he couldnot be mired.
flew -glad we are that We heard ctbent these
wonciereful Pink !?ills, and how thankful we
' aro,. foie:What they _have donee for father.
ladeed theY have deaeeionderiales; :even
-
aanirecle for. him: ;Respectfully ypurs, ,
i- . 2. . , • a -MB& WILtIAM JOHNSON.
-The above letter indicated a 'cure sd,
semeaskable its to be worthy of the . fulleSt
investigatien, and the Standard deterniinect,
to place,the factseif gerrectly,stated, before
the public for.the benefit of other sufferers,
or, if unfounded; to let theepublic know it.
Wabli this end in view a reporter as sent
WI Soloville viith instructions" -Ior give., the-
lankof the case as he -.found them,SaWitlis
'these • instructions he went to Solsvilie, and
an 'Tueschey, August 2nd, 1862, called upon
Philander Hyde and learned from him and
froze •his relatives and • neighbors and
friends the whole story of his sioknese and
hie terrible suffering, of his having been
given up by the (lectors, and of his cure and
rapid Convalescence by the use of Dr. Wit -
limns' Pink Pills for Pale People.
Te may be of interest to the reader to
know that Solsville is a post -office village
in Madison county, N. Y., about 80 miles
from Mina., on the line of the New York,
Ontario & Western Railroad. It is the
station at which to get off to go to. Madison
Lake' the charming and attractive Objective
pointof a great many picnic and excursion
parties. On reaching Solsville the reporter
inquired of the station agent, who is also
agent there of the National ;Express Com-
pany, if he knew a man by the , name of
rhilender ;Hyde, and where he lived, and
:else if he knew a "Yea,"
by the name of
William Johnson. said he, "r am
William johneon, and Philander Hyde, who
is my wife's father, lives' with me ia that
white house, ,over ,there on the side hill;
that's him ;sitting on the piazza."
When told that your reporter's errand
Weato interview Mr. ,Hyde and to learn
about his siekness and alleged cure," Mr.
Johnson said: "That's all right; you go
right over to the house and see Mr. Hyde
and my wife: I will come over pretty soon.
and..we Will be only too happy to tell you all
about it."
"Will you walk in 4" said Mrs. Johnson.
"Those onildren(who are playing about
the,plazza) are my ,twins, and this is my
father, Philander Hyde."
Mr. Hyde walked into the sitting room
and taking a seat said he would willingly
tell the story' of his sicknees and cure, and
had no objection to its beieg published, as
it might be the means of 'helping to relieve
others whose sufferings were the same or
similar to What his had beer. • '
His story was as follows : ••
"My name is Philander Hyde. I am
nearly yo years old—will be '70 in Sep-
tember., • 1 • was born in Bro,okfteld,
Madison County, where all mylife was
%pent until recentIer, whoa becoming ' help-
less,. my Sore:ha-law was kind 'enough to take
me into his home, and from him and my
daughter I have had the kindest care. My
life occupation has been that of a farmer, 1
. itas always prosperous and well and strong
and rugged until two years , ago last wintea,
when I had the grip. When the grip loft
me I had a Sensation of numbness in my
lege; Which gradually grew to be stiff at the
joints end very painful. I felt the stiffness
in my feet first, tend the pain and stiffness
extended to my knees and to my hip joints,
and to the bowels and stomach and pre-
vented; digestion.. To move the bowels I was
compelled to take great quantities -of castor
'oil. ,
While I was in this condition, cold feel-
ings woillel begin in any feet and streak up
my toga t� my back and would follow the
whole leegth of my backbone. These opals,
which ocetirred daily, wouldt ast from two
to four hours, and were excruoiatinly pain-
ful. 1 (maid not sleep, I had no appetites I
became helpiese, and life was such a burden
that I prayed for death. Why, my dear
sir, the Fain I suffered was more to be
dreaded than a thotieand cleathri,
4' While in thit condition / was treateel
be; Dr: Green, of Poolvillts, and Dr. Nioholl
sett, of Solaville, and Dr. Weed, of Utica.
They did me no good. I soon became Per-
fectly helpless and boat all power of motion
even in my bed." .,
"On the 24th' of February lab" Said
Mrs, johnson, "4 we had Min brought to
Cparles Spaniel's.
,The siiky hfibbe King Chariee'Spemiel is at
expenties 11f/rimy; becanscoupPieti a month
old easily feteli,$50 iariletie died -when half
'grown,Sla h. There are cohiParatively few
of theseAlOgs inigeve,Yori4.1.ne44illy,every
,one knotensWeleg, f,i,p61,itiVefir, York
'YtU;100.1k.' 'EV•
The oil of the NorevegidateGed 'Liver it
netueehi grand rehtotatiaer 'Mute Is only
found in its entirety and purity in 'Willer e
Ib -ie the Mast palatable and
wholetome'preperatiOn of Clod Liver 'Oil in
the World, and is new being taken by
invalids, partioulatly those militated with
consumption with the most mitoixeding
EilleOeSS: It 18 'the greatest blood and flesh
maker in exietence, aild is a lie boxer to
eminsuneptIvet., In big bottles 50e.' and $1,
at all Drug Steres,
"Mary Dasher's uncle is dead. Did.he
have anything V' ",Eothing.," ." Then
she will go into mourning for him ?" "Yea,
part Mourning. She is going to wear black
ousponera.
92r Immo. ., 4 li.Ad tk, ..6, a ,00rrie4 all t
„Way in a bed, Re \mai so aelnl ere and Meg
a tufferer the deetma gm'e . ••- ' ,L). 17,00y
taw ho had locome ea; .d '• •' se ,sail that 'he
ebuld not be cured., They sseppeetgiv's sg
.iiirri eaediebee and Ladd they pouldh' h 7
'eliese the lielni and for the pitrpose hetv
,t. i2i at of whitIkey ,..,.. day,. for iv rec.' ttientti-
' • .1 --eplitne in great quantities.. ,
' ..".• wee while father.wat inailtlethedAihr
;, team that nre new' ha' thir''`*ttS:a031
-r, the otorse of thed' mirecalou• a
,a .., Mr. ' ' s' Apt,' .--f in GalwaYe
• cola; ty, , .'by•-• the use . of -Dr.
'kink POle , for rain- Peoples
We ,haseenot much faith, but we felt that
ittr.)1,0„rir dety to try there, and so We sent
to the D. Williams' Medicine Compemy
and got rfix boxes of the pills. We read the
direotions carefully, and x olved te come
f
ply with thezie as fully , possible. We
m m
stopped giving hiorn uniror any other,
medidiae, enaeff all stimulants, ana geee
hint, the PinkPille and treatment according
to direetiont he which each box is wrapped.
The effect was, wonderful and ameat imme-
diate. In ten days after father began
taking, the Pillahe could get oat of bed teed
Walked without assistance, and, hat con-
tinued to improve until now be Welke about
the house and. the :streets by the aid of a
cane only." .' " ' ' -.
• "Yes," said Mr. Hyde, " and the pain
has gone, out' of my back and the numbness
sent of my legs,' I have ao more chills, my,
digestion is good, and I have an excellent
appetite," .and then; after a pauee, "But,
alt me ! lam an adman ; I hese seen my
best days and cannot ,hope to recoTer my '
61cl vigor ale, youngereamenlight, bab I am
to thankfal to have the useof my limbs and
to be relieved of those dreadful pains."
Mr. Hyde has continued to take the pills
regularly Mace he began their use', and was
on his tenth hex "at the time he told his
story. •S'-sd
Resides Mr. . and Mrs. Johnson, other
people in Solaville centime the accounts of
the moknees allr. Hyde and of his most
'renfarleable recovery, and a number of
others. for various ailments are using the
Pink Pills. ' The mother of Abel Curtis is
using ,thein with satisfactory effects for
rheuthatisin, and Mrs. Lippitt, wife of ex -
Senator IlisiPitt, is using thePills with:much
benefit for aei•voixe debility.
A furtherinvestfgetion revealed . the fact
that Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills are not a
patent medicine in the sense in which that
term is usizally understood, but a scientific
preparation successfully used in general
practice for ins.ny years before beingoffersed
to the -public generally. They contain in a
Condensed form all the elements necessary
•lo ,'give 'iieve life and richness to
,the „blookand restore shattered nerves.
.They . are unfailing specific for such
• "dineases as locomotor ataxia, partial
paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neu-
ralgia, rheumatism; nervous headache, the
after effects of la grippe, palpitation' of
the heart,- pale and allow complexions,
and the tired feeling resulbing from nervous
prostration; all disemes depending upon
vitiated humors in the blood, sack as
Scrofula; ahronic erysipelas, etc. They are
also n specific for troubles peculiar to fe-
males, Relies suipressions, irregularities,
and all forms of weakness. They build up
theeblood^and restore the ,glow of health to
Paled and; sallow cheeks. In case' of men
,they effect a radical cure in all cases arising
from Mental worry, overwork or excesses
of whatever nature. •
These Pills are manufactured by the Dr.
Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville,
Oat., and Sahenectady, N. Y., and are sold
only in boxes bearing our trade mark and
'wrapper, at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for
$2.50. Bear in maid that Ara Williams'
Pink Pills are never sold in bulk; or by the
*ten ortoindredsead any dealer who offere
asitstitabh in thie form is tryingto defraud
you andshould be avoided. Dr. Williams'
Pink pills may be had, of all druggists or
direct by Mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine
Company from either address. The price
at which these pills are sold makes a course
of treatment comparatively inexpensive as
compared with other remedies or medical
treatment.
itinerate%
A recent return shows that during the
elections in Great Britain and Ireland from
April, '9i, to June, '92, there voted as
"illiterates," 1,996 persons in Eogland and
Wales, 64 in Scotland, and 2,132 in Ireland.
Reckoning in proportion to the number of
votes polled, the ratio ands 1 in 70 in
England and Wales, 1 in .210 in Scotland
and 1 in 11 in Ireland. Ib is thus seen that
Scotland enjoys a proud pre-eminence
which is further increased when it is
noticed that out of her 64 " illiterates " 53
came from one place, Paisley.—Montrea?
Star.
We Have wound
That no remedy in the market affords such
prompt relief in toothache neuralgia, and
rheumatism as Nerviline, and its action in
cases of cramps, colic, etc., is simply mar-
vellous. Remarking this to a physician of
experience he stated that from hie know-
ledge of the composition of Nerviline no
remedy could surpess it as a family remedy,
and that in every househould a bottle of
Nerviline should be available for emergent
demands. Readers of this paper Elhould try
Advice to Mary Drinkers,
Dr. Heine Marks, Superintendent city
hospital; Gentlemen who ere frc.quent high
banqueters, or who oftan pray in town of
nights- to look up into t he spiral steam of
champagne glasses, shoull never drink
without eardines and soft bread beside their
elbows. These two artiu1e will save more
jags and red noses than all the medicines
in the world. The bread, if 'eaten freely, as
often ae the liquor is taken, will absorb
most of the alcohol, sad the oil of the fish
wil float the rest on top of the stomach.
Thus the delicate lining of the food sack
will be saved from injury and its owner
dizziness, foolishness, and finally uncon
seionsnesta The salts in the eardines is aso
an excellent agent in cleansing and putting
the stomach in healthy shape after a wine
supper.—'& Louis Globe -Democrat. .
eSORE SITOUT.40413$.0 SCRATCHES, or any
wf1,0°411lisSe 3 oeia :SEICO•I'M or 0.aleirTree14 91.11ea1y Mated,.
7'4400247, OwssevoGUAVIAMPEED if you nee Ci
4ittatgr110:463..°Z. v".14TntNc.rrz's 421Pixtu°:(15 Elles314'whilefre0s .°11`E' 2716;011WARL,
'Me Fleur or Neel
lo at hand „ foe with aohing corns aprompt,
tia.fe andinieltee, remedy is required, Pala
aam's Neal/aim Oora Extractor exactly 011e
the'bilL felareesafe.and painless,
Fiest Ledy toff for a jouretey)-1 liope
we've gob the right train. Second Lady—I
'asked severe -theta trail Men and Izio4t7"
three passengers if this train went to Blank-
ville, and they al/gaid yes, so I guess we're
all right
The Britiek Adrairalty,'wishing to make
the display- of Britiela war Ships at 'Hemp.
ton Roade next spring am imposing am
possible, hag invited Admiral lIoeliins, at
the conalasioa tif his f aelough, to select the
yeesele which will be available for the
occaeiori.
Gratifying To AU.
The high position attained and the uni-
versal acceptance and approval of the
pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs,
as the moat excellent laxative known,
isllyutustrpacptei,ntphaen ;hie of the qualities on
which its suceeos is baked and are abun-
dantly gratifying to the California Fig
Zane Johnny on Edtteatlop. '
Whenever leek PAW: how to spell a word
he says go to the dictionary, and when t-
ask him where any place is he stays leek in
my geography, 1 doa't see what's the use
of little boys mosb Ulna' therasehree goin'
to sphool to learn things if • they is goin' to
forget it all when they grow up.
' "Truth lies At the bottom of a well."
It is a good thing for trath that it has such.
a 'safe place to litein, especially dining the
excitement previous to a Presidential oleo -
as 13odyblow had anyspode' training
to_ r this fight he is going into ?" "Yes,
firet-olass. Ile has carved steak at Mritt.
&indeed boarding house for a ruanttill'
Aro natSIL.00411
tia X aalaaa
seed ItflEitaria
womEiv,
They supply
in condensed
form ..emx, the sub,
stances needed to
°mach the Blood
and to rebuild the
Nerves,thusmalchip
thena certain and
speedy Imre for all
dieeas es a r sin g
from impoverished
hlooddeidelsattered
nerves, such as par,
alysis, spinal dia
eases, rheumatism,
sciatica, lose of mem-
ory, erysipelas, pa -
pitation of theheart,
scrofula,chlorosis or
green sickness, that
tired feeling that affects so many, etc. They
have it specific action on the sexualsystent of
both men ana women, restoring lost vigor.
WEAK MEN
(young and old), suffering from mental worry,"
overwork, insomnia, excesses, or self-abuse,
should take these Perms. They will restore
lost energies, both physical and mental.
SUFFERINO Vicik
afflicted with the weaknesses peculiar totheir
sex, such as suppression oithe periods, bearing
down pains, weak back, ulcerations, etc., will
and these pills an unfailing cure.
PALE AND SALLOW GIRLS
should take these Pills. They enrich the blood,
restore health's roses to the cheeks .and cor-
rect all irregularities. .
Envarna OF leeremmies. These Pills are
sold by all dealers onlyin boxes bearing our
trademark or will be sent by mail, post paid
on receipt of price -60 cents a box or 6 f or $2.60:
THE DR. WILLIAMS MED. CO.,
Brockville, Ont., or Illorristown,
RUB TFIENK
CANCER CLIVititastAetzt.
DEDICATORY- SERVICES DR, KISTLER, Oolurabut, 0,
l'a.SVE P40 42. 1
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a Ireton from 520,00 to elcoo, tegif
could bee this watch tor
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sire, guaiouteoa to
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yoteiret!
Polovernents—Are gen.
OIuo r'oa.r.thile,Iineuetril2vtm
aoiutstnat,
lir.u.autecdretespperfact.
tune for 5 para. emcee
any address, by empress,
call otct ih 6:11 earn itcditc'ebnlr:Safiu nt au bar:
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GI 8'-0,7?
- r agont $12,55 and tahathearstals.
Hunting Case, Gents or Ladies
$1,00 extra, Sarno cases
With 11 toweled Swiss American movements $2.00 rear.
weenaese in full accompanies the order, therebysavinff au,
05088(0 clatrges, wo sencrwatch by mail and enalose a hams -
some guard free, also a svatitton agreemontto refund all your
rneneyir watehis not exactly as represented.. Order now.
admay not %ster eagain. Address: 0
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H. 13, MOWRY 8c Co. Toronto, Lam
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ASK YOUR DIRLICCIST §OI
...ACOaq
Palatable as cream. No oil/
taste like others. In big bottles„
50c. and $1..00.
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00 °elite (silver), Ind. Nov. Co., noyleston.
IN CEIN—NECTE011 wren
WORLD'S FAIR
Return* Tickets Will Be Issued
From Toronto and Stations West
Oct. 1.9, %IC), 21 and 22,
Pr'
At (Single First-class Fare and One-
third. Valid to return until Oct. 23.
TiOketn and all information by applying to
any of the conmaufs agents.
L. J. SEARGRaitt
General Manager -
ONE MORE
HARVEST EXOURSION
Will be run onlOctober 25th, to
THE PECOS VALLEY,
The Fruit Belt of New Mexico.
Tickets may be thou' ght at DETROIT or
CHICAGO te
EDDr, NEW mEncp,
Arid return, good twenty clays, at
ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRW
This is the last chance of the year to see thi
famous valley et so small an expense.
DON'T MISS IT
'For further particulars address
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Ecic14,' New Mexico.
to me taid thoroughly
examine at the ex.
press adlea, then if
found to be a 31 we claim
for nand entirely Satis-
factory, pay the express
agent 54.48, and take the
watch. Otherwise it will be
returnad at our expense
and you will not be
old ono cant.
This Watch
la warrant-
ed 3i oz,
verine,
guaran-
teed to
wear
a n d
retain
I t 0
color ,
f which
is equal
n a p.
earahao
411 osilvor)
fere lifellilie. closemeggypoeshed.tuntosoiflo potion),
inside dturtptcatcap:doubla thick bowled edge, fiat genuine
Finch erystal. Movontruitis a fin. fell Nate, fall 4wellotl.
Viet train,warranted,an accurate time keeper. is have
-only 100008 these watches at thin price. whert those aro
ooaje you willhawritopay $10.00fort he same watch,
Ontthia out and sendte us to•dly andwo will Staidthe
eatchteyettail ammo chargel paid by 04, and give you
onef reale you soften' caus�thee4I af 6. When cash ea.
cm -twinkle order we give a hawy, gold plated chain sod
litharm free. lion't delay erdor now. Address,
ItANADIAN TRICK &IliOVELTY Co. Toronto, Can.
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MICHIGAN lAnifohl:algsbg2tal,Pggiti 01Z
12,000 Acres of good Farm}
Alpena & LoonLake Railroads,
LANDSat prices, ranging from 32 to
$5 per acre. These lands are
closet° enterprIsingnew towns.
FOR„,. churches, sohools, etre, and wil
asirrievoreaele terms
Apply to R, 311 PIEROB--West
SALE. tRitatlei 'pi:Lag:ton
this paper when writing.
8500 loInB
Tal:Re OaFgaTs 30111Sra.oLeApST
, Vine
planted less than three years. $325.00 net protlb
per acre this last June on Blackberries grown
on the and hills of Nortt, Carouna—the com
ing fruit oeutre of the United States. Only 1
hours from New York; land very cheap. Pure
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par:iculare send 5 cents (silver) for 3 copies of
"OUR SOUTHERN HOME," a 40 -page
IVEegazine, Addres, M. H. Pride, Immigration
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FARMS AND FARMING LANDS.
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005 frame house and barn, 21 miles from
county -seat of Gladwin County, Mich., for
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160 aores-65 acres under cultivation -2 miles
from county -seat, $2,700.
10,000 acres at $6 per acre. Address,
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CHEAP FARMS IN VIRGINIA
MILD CLIMATE, GOOD MARKETS
And good land from 06 to 020 PER ACRE
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1
(silver, pays ter our handsome
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on trial, and your address in our A002200'
which goes whirling nil over the TJnited
States to firms who wish to • mail FItEISI, sample
papers, • maguzinea, honks, picturesnerds. tte., with
terms, and our patrons receive hushtls of maildrat.
est bargain in America. Toil r vas will be Pleased.
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THE CHATHAM FANNING MILL,
With Bagging attachment, is the Best Mt
made in Canada to -day.
30,004D T0To--474,- Xx iresem.
Send for a Circular and Price List, PRIM
.Addrese,
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TINTOODEO UO
,Tewolry„
ego., for PO days wo will send thia
hoe, heavy golctplatod Bing te ant.
address- on receipt of 15 cents
postage stamps; and will also 000(5
free one mammoth Cato:dogma o
Watches, :ewahy, .Se,, with, specks;
terms and inducements to hgelifs. Tble Bing 1, Or Tar/ nue
quality, warranted to wear tor years, and to stand acid test;
and xs only eared at 10 cents for GO claY1 te..intreduce Out
ds.
FooOrder immediately.and got 551,00 Ring cores cents.
•
R. B. bii0WRY AND CO.. T0R0NT00,CANi
WIE ]D
Men to distribute adverthing and take order
for Electric Appliances; $60.00 per month
Address, with stamp,
NATIONAL ELECTRIC BELT CO.
No. 101 Bay Street, Teront0.
DOMINION SILVER COMPANY
itiNrin BEEN xtoporoasp vrtAT
VY 'Sartain partrieri, Withoutnronerauthotitt
ere nab* Our nein° and Veputittlon to seanre
orders for seeds Of an inferior nnality. The
'Public Mc notified that all oar goods ars
aatoted Wit& on* based FM that the imposition
can be detected id insoii.
Wo want scrotal Mord peehteg Meg be sot as
essanbe
DOMINION DILVER COMPANY,
°Mete, bin
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