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The Exeter Advocate, 1892-10-13, Page 7FOR LOVE'S SAKR. neey Ofitirtliey'S SaOrifiee On tile Altar of Tree Devotion. °UTE heard me, and now you otie ad according to your own liking Yoe've got to give up that, girl or give up your home, for no boy of mires who se far for- gets his name and family honor as to make such an alliance) eau ever remain a son of mine." Then I give up ray home, father, for I evill never be eti base as to forsake the girl I love without 1). rust or reasoriable ones. I would like to please you, and you know that I always have striven to do so, but in this instance I cannot. Jane Morton is a pure, noble girl, and evert you cannot say a word agitinst her. She is poor, it is true, but that is no crime, and 1 lovelier." "Then go. To me you are no longer a son. If you choose to disregard my wishes, "Very vvele father, I will go, and ehould you ever come to look at this natter in ite true light you will see that I am not to blame. And seenecley you will arse i6arighe Some day you will know that Jane Morton is all I tell you she is, and that Florence Fleven is not the mild, sweet creature you think her to be. Seine day you will under. stand these things, but too late, perhaps, to do any good." "Go, I saw, Don't atop to reason with me. You have already diagramed your name, and from thin on you are nothing to me." "Good bye, father; you have driven me mut, but you have not killed my love and 'v'eneration for you. I will think of you often. Not as you are to -day, but an you lased to be when we were ell so happy. Good-bye." And the proud, noble son of Ralph Courtney went out from the old home, out from the presence of his angry fs.ther, out into the werld to begin the greet beetle of life on his own responsibility. Perhaps it was an *Irwin thing to do, but thousends of °there kayo done the same thing, and Lencey tteirtney did net stop to reason out the fut 11 results of his actions, but pro. ceeded a 4ce to the home of the Mertens and Metre temed Jane to consent team iin• mediatu ricion. At first she was averse to the proposition, believing it best to wait and hoping that time might soften the heart of Lencey's father so that at last they could marry with hie consent and blessing. But when she knew than the old gentleman had denounced her and called her hard and undeserved names, her womanly pride got the better of her judgment and the con- sented to Lancey's proposition, and in less than two hours frorn the time our story opens she was Lancey Courtney's wile. All night the elder Courtney fumed and stormed. He was mad tbat a son of his should fan in love with the daughter of a man who was guilty of the heinous crime of being poor. He was doably mad that that same son thould have the audacity to etatiditieewerd bus wiehee in the matter. That °reeve, noble to suffer privatiems. For Menelf shouldn't mid. Bet it le you and these treasures." "Keep up courage, Leneen. There never was A night fee long but what light came at lean Our Aglit 'Inv be nearly over, and soon we Inv gain the vietory." The none day, es Timmy wetin bis office musing over the words his wife Iiad spoken and getting ao much consolation as pooeible from them, an old man entered, and, tot- tering to e seat, retinae for a few naomente with his heed buried in hie hand& end Lenny, who had watched hire intentlyesaw when he raised bis face that tears had been falling from his eyes. "1 have come,' he said, "to get you to help my son out of the detains of the law. He has been arrested and charged with murder, but he is innocent. He is a noble boy, awl God knows he would never, never commit such a deed, but the evidence is against him and I am poor and the lawyers will not help him," Satisfying himself of the innocence of the old man's son, Laucey ' entered into the case with his whole soul. He expected n fee, but for the love of justice and to SAVO the life of an inuocent man ho determined to exert himself to his utmost in behalf of the prisoner. He studied the came in all its bearings, worked up every particle of evidence that could be adduced in his client's favor, and when the trial came on the older attorneys and epecta• tore, end even tho. judge on the bench. were surprised and astonished at the skill he displayed in handling witnesses and the readinees with which he showed up tbe poiots of law. But when it came his time to address the jury he unfolded his mind in so strong and clear a manner that people • began to doubt if it was really Lancey Courtuey to whoni they were listening. As he advanced further into his argument his language became more and more im- ps.seioned. It seemed than his soul was thrown open and he epoke as ono inspired. Not a whisper was heard in the court -room ; not a 'stir anywhere' no one moved. The jurors liateired andfor two hours the twelve sturdy men hardly moved a muck or batted an eye. Every eve was riveted on the Ppeaker—every ear Was strained to catch his words. His tall form seemed to rise up higher and higher as he proceeded with his great speech. His i face looked as though t was not of this earth, and everyone knew and felt that the man was inspired. He dretv tears from hundreds of eyes, and when he closed his impassioned appeal the spectators arose as one man and cheered and shouted, regard - lent of the efforts of the court to prevent any demonstration. Larrey won his ease and his future was assured and his fortune tirade. The prisoner and his father made every effort to show their appreciation of Latency's services, but no words no action seemed adeo uate to the timed They were happy, but -their happiness was not, greater than his. Though he received no fee, that cheer from the spectators was reward enough for his efforts. • ' Ten more years passed away—years full of happiness and content to Lancey and Jane; years that brought them sunshine and. truee enjoyment and a forgetfulness of her velveteen:it and suffeeinga ot the long Mlo LHOIT ON A COMM VelliOW. teentelellOw That the recta et the Cronin Murder Will Now J,e Discovered. A Chicago despetoh sayS : The Times thei inorning Flays Applieetion will be made to Governor Fifer within the next ten days for a requisition for Tom Geoghegan, eow nearing the aloe° of a term of two years in the State prison at Salem, Oregon. In the requisition Geoghegan will be changed with a minor crime, but the real objeet of bringing himbank to Chicago is to establish his identity as the man who butchered Dr. Cronin. Geoghegan is well known to the Chicago pollee. He lived initny year in this city, and made a record as a dangerous and deoperate criminaL He was an sesooione of "Major " Sampson, who testified at the Cronin murder trial t•hae be was ap- proach by certain parties with the propoeition that he should. murder Dr. Cronin for a coneideration. Sampson weak- ened and told his story to the police. It is now claimed that the same parties made the risme proposition to Geoghegan, who gladly accepted their offer and murdered Dr. Cronin in the Carlson aottage. The name of Geoghegan was whispered about at the time in connection with the murder, as he was known among a certain element 1113 man who would not hesitate to &remit murder for money when he was guaranteed protection by such RR influential com- bination as that which engineered the re- moval of Dr. Cronin, It is known that lie wee accused of the crime at the time by one of his associates, and that he shortly after left this city, going west, where be conunitted numerous burglaries and high- way robberies, for one of wbicli he is now doing time. sIozi and mine:sty tea Its place.' intended to drive his son sevay, but on hoped to leach him a lesson and frighten /aim into obedience. But Lsneey wars gone. The next morning after his reel ris.ge he and his bride took the early train few the West. With but little of the world's goods they bad gone forth, nand in bond, to labor for loven Fake. The contest was bitter, and often, very often, unessen. Sometimes hope sank dowo below the horizon of their live, and for days the nunlight of happiness vrae obscured by the dark clones of doubt and uncertainty. But for years the bittler struggle was kept ep. lancey had studied law, and though bright and quiele somehow it seemed that people were stow ro recognize his merits, and for n long time his ehingle hung, an idle play- tbing to the winds and the name on it "became -weatherberiten and dingy. Now and then he got a smell fee, it is true, bub they were so few ancl so meagre that very often the wolf of hunger lingered Mose about the door of his home. Two little ones to share in the misery and stifferi»g of the parents hied been born to them, and sometimes when Lencey came }mine from his dingy little office to meet the pinceed face of his faithful wife, his Inert Bank down and he set listlessly with his head resting in his hands. Oe such occasions the true and faithful Jena threw aside her own great burden of care and devoted herself to an effort to revive the drooping spirits of her henbane. She often blamed herself for their suffering, and made herself believe that she was guilty of some great wrong in permitting .Lancey to tie himself down to a life of drudgery and poverty for love's sake. They beard and knew of all that was going On under the roof of Leecey's old home ; knew that Lance's father had re- nounced him forever and given orders that leincey's mime should never more be men- tioned in his presence. They knew, too, that Rile% Courtney had given every. thing, bis home and his laud, to his niece, Florence Flaven. But they did not com- plain, only sometimee there would come up in their heerts a feeling of bitterness. Six long years had pruned slowly along, and the tight for bread was as hard as ever. Sometimes Lanoey almost made up his mind to write to his father and ask for assistance, then his self pride would rise up and assert itself and he would bate himself for his weekness. Day after day the lines of care grew deeper on his brow, and a • adow of eorrow began to spread over his feature. "Fate acorns to be against us," he said one day when his puree was empty and the larder nearly so. "For years we have kept up the struggle and we are no nearer the owl now than in the beginning. I am losing nonrage and dare not expect anything for -the better." " Lancey, what do you mean?" his patient 'wife said. "It is true.our •lives eave been overshadowed, but the sun will Aiwa again. We have to struggle and toil, it is true, and our living in meagre and tometimes the future looks black as night, hut we have a great deal to make us feel wieth and contented; we have health and two -precious jewels to live for, and besidee tV0 have eh other." 'Ye, I know," tattoo replied, " we have much to be thankful for. But there itt eo much We don't have—so unroll that Where have—people no snore deserving than euevelves. Fti seems hard thee we meat eoil end strive year in and year out and ;lever be able to got out of poverty's clutches." " Others have rialtos and comforts that we don't have, Jamey, but little do wc knew what other MOMS for misery they may possess. All is not gold that glitters, and neither are all wealthy people truly rich. So long as X have your love I ani willing to Work and suffer ineonveni- TAOS." " That is it," Lanotly said. "That is why 1 Went to be suiteneleful. It in for your Mike. You give up everything, etiffer everything for me, and you &Servo ha- lter. You are too good, toe true and too MIK CONPESSEIle ALL Illow an Efigagement Came Near Moult lug U. He looked 'troubled as he took his Wile,' tented seat in the parlor, and finally he blurted out: "Maeda, have you deoeived " I 1" the excleimed. "1 1 Reginald, how can you even think of such re thing?' " No, no," he mid. "It cannot be true. And yet—and yet Maude, do you remem- ber that man who sat jest ahead of us at the theatre last night ?" She gem: it barely pereeptinle rifled as she asked ; " That clapper little fellow with A waxed inuateche ?" " Yes," he replied, gravely. " I heard him talking farnilierly of you between the aces." "Of me ?" She was nervous ; even he could not help noticing that. 4' Of you," he reiterated. "He said you had one of thesmallese waists in the city." " He dared t" "He did. He eaid it had changed an eighteenth of an inch in 18 months. When he last put his arm around it it was the same perfect----" "Did—did you strike him, Reginald 1" she asked, anxiously. " No," he replied. " Why should I make a seene,end drag your Triune into--" "Thank heaven for that," she exclaimed, gretefully. "Maud! Maud!" he cried, wildly, " he is something to yon?' " Nothing; I wear it 1" replied the beautifal "Bit his words ! his words 1 Are they true'i" " Alas, Reginald, they are." "His arm has been around that vvaiet 1" " Within the week," she admitted re- luctantly. " But hear me, Reginald—" " Unhappy woman 1" he cried, as lie rose to leave. Thus do I—" " Hear me I hear me I" she pleaded, "1 swear--" " He stopped in the doorway. "1 will hear you," he said with deter- mination. "1 will hear hie name, Give it me than I may aak him out. Who is be ?" ":My habit maker," remarked tho beau- tiful girl, blushing. "He is makings trav- elling dress for our wedding tour now."— Detroit Free Press. An Aroused Bear. In the Parc de la Este d'Or at Lyons a shoskiug accident has recently occurred. A party of boys were amusing themselves at the wages reeerved for the beam, and, after throwing in some rolls, began pelting the animalo with stones. The lads were keep- ingup a tolerably hot fire, when one of their number picked up some bread which had been left near the cages by 801219 quieter vieiter s and presented it to the largest bear. The beast put its paw through the bars of the cage, and, seizing the lade drew him toward it, breaking his leg with a single bite It then proceeded to devour the limb as far as the thigh. If the bear could have succeeded in pulling the boy right into the cage there is little doubt that it would have eaten him up, but it could not eet, him through the bars. The noise made by the savage . brute as it crunched the bones was appseling, and the children all ran away in terror. Their comrade had fainted. Fortunately two men, attracted by the screams, rushed to the spot and succeeded in wresting the boy at considerable risk to their own lives from the germ of the bear. The poor lad was at once removed to the Hotel Dieu, where the terrible wound which he had sustained was carefully attended. Horrible to -relate, as they bore him away from the scene of the accident, the bear turned its attention to his foot, which had dropped into the cage, and devoured it, boot and all. The hope is entertained that the boy, who is IS of age may recover ; but the whole eebemeeteempritietedet• °Thq bar, APPLICATIONS i,TNOROUCKY REMOV DANDRUFF 10 • Z. C.IVVEIT. Tomato, Trwalltik,,,, ragongo epee a. h D., nine ecenenareiris 1114r:bet roneevor press. erete-ito seine is marvenue-te toy owe 4:434 a fow net mg/ thiemeeniS removed ouARANTEED mzeivtutrzn=fu41190.1nuttPal p,...te4 a, visage growth. Resters Fading hair tel ornal 0010Y. Slops falling of half. KcepS the Scalp clean. • . Makes hate sett and Pllaidtt Promote; Growth. THE NiAGAtiA FALLS OBSERVATORL Three Banal° Gentlemen Will Erect a Strtacture 050 Wight at the Cataract be Ready for Visitors by Spring. Niagara Falls is to have an observatory that will be about twice as high as any structure in thie motion, with the exception of Brockes monument. It is to be ie steel structure 250 feet high above the founda- tion, and will be travelled by elevators for the Accommodation of sightseers. Buffalo capital will be used for its construction, Messrs. J, M. Brinker and R. W. Jones, of Brinleer & Jones, and Mr. F. C. M. Lautz, of Lautz Brothers, being the movers thus far, although others unty become interested financially later on. Yesterday these gen- tlemen purchased a lot near the corner of Falls and River streets, known as the Sewall A. Badgely property from William Sirret and are now prepared to go aheed with the the steel work was placed some wteks age, projeet NS fast as possible. The order for so that it is confidently expected that the , Eiffel tower of the Cataract City will be ' completed by early spring. A Comfrwrcire reporter called upon Capt. J. M. Drinlier, at his office in the Coal and Iron Exchange this afternoon and learned from him the interesting details of the un- dertaking. Mr. Beinker says that while visiting the Falls lain summer he was impreesed with the fact that an observatory from which could be seat the various points of interest in the vicinity would be a paying invest- ment, even corideated at popular prices as it is proposed. From the top of thestrueture a distance of forty to fifty miles can be seen with a glass in a clear atmosphere, which will make it possible for the eye to span Lake Ontario and catch a glimpse of To- • A Timely Suggestion. Complaint was made to the Tribune this mornbig that so many nails projected from the sidewalk in the business part of Olympia, and especially on the way to the post office, that shoes were worn out with great rapidity. This bit of information will doubtless be relished by the shoe dealers, but it is quite evident that an indignation meeting will be held for the purpose of con - damning the audacity of the aforesaid nails. A bright young woman made a pertinent suggestion touching the eubject • The ladies of °temple, ought to take the matter in hand like they did in Colfex," she said. "The rails came up through the aide:walks in such numbers in that city that the ladies could not go dropping, Of course, they would not Stoakt that kind of an arrangement for any length of time, so they organized a hatmeiseihrigade and went out on a crusted heAile. One bright moonli ' theinetn• /mite Arad .1fihd.pa longer of use, ilia dritree hia ou 'ft own home—out into the oolci world whither' lie had driven his own child a few years before ; out among stranger& without money or friends: But Lencey and Jane in their prosperity had forgotten their own sufferings, and the past, with its bitter experiences, was buried away under the happiness of • the present. Their hearts were too filled with love, and their, minds too much occupied with higher and better thoughte, to harbor feelings of reaentment. And it was but natural. that •they should feel a solicitude for the welfare of the elder Courtney, and when they came to know that he was turned away from hia own door by the woman he had takeu to his bosom as an own child, it was natural that they should seek to relieve his suffer- ings and smooth his path to the grave. Lencey went to his father and, taking him into bis own home, made his het days as pleasant as possible. And Jane—the on account of whom he had driven bis only child out of iris horine and out of his life— the administered to his wants with a gentle- ness and a care that soon won the old man's heart and made him feel that Lancey, itt choosing her, had chosen it jewel. And when he looked on the sweet little woman, and contraeted her gentleness road patience and kindness with the cold and haughty disdain of Florence, he shuddered. "And yet," he thought, "1 would have tied my son to that unfeeling creature, and I turned him away and robbed him of his inheritance beeause he would not renounce the truest ronto, ued f er morbl e, E retinI8t once . But to the average sight -seer it will be of even greater interest to follow the course of the Niagara River front this Mty, through the rapids, the pluugi over the Falls, and then through the whirlpool and the nar- rows, past Brock's monument and to its mouth at Niagara-on-tbn-Lake. An idea, of the topographical outline of the country an thus be obtained as in no other way. The plans and specifications call for a eteel structure 70 feet at the base, 250 feet high tapering to IS feet at the top. The frame will be built of four main columns 15 inches square, around whicb the corer- ing will be placed. A platform eighty- eight feet in circumference will surround the top, funnelling room for SO people to stand without looking over each other's shoulders. Thie platform will be covered with a tin roofing. Another lookout point will be provided at about mid -way up the tower for thos.0 who fear to ascend to a altitede. 'atom eopelled by electric nereica/ path leading •amity of e woman living for one who has neither feel. ing nor principle --because he would not threw away a precious gem of womanhood and take up a cold piece of clay." --- Exchange. Names tor Oxen. A Vermont farmer has a yoke of oxen which go by the names of Friday and Satur- day—" because they are so slow," the owner explains. And here is another story, bor- rowed from Puck : " Well, Uncle Reuben, that's a fine pair of oxen." "What do you call them ?" "Nigh one's Pilot and the off one's Rud- der," "Strange names, aren't they?" "Not fur steers." Little Johnny Sees Corbett. Mamma took Me to the fair end we easy Corbett. Mamma said prize fightin' was awful wieked, and when I asked her why she 'most stretched her neck off tryin' to see him, she said it was cause the -inipers eaid he was so good to Ma mother. I guess wrens wot's good to their mothers DM' be 800100. Couldn't Heel) Away, Mrs, Bingo—I went in to gee M. Van Winkle the other day, Mre, Bingley—I thought you didn'espeak to her Mrs. Bingo—I didn't 'before. Bid I wanted to gee how her parlor wag refer - tithed. A practical philanthropy which it is hardly to be expected will find many imita- tors is that of Lady Humphrey, an English- woman. She has in her service continually from twelve to fifteen young girls, whom When even baited elle penes an to other houeeholele, renewing the supply to again train and move On. “"roti," said the young student, thought. " when I get interested in a subjeet ,never stop until I have embraced it thoroughly," " That's nice," was the hesitating reply, "Do—do you think / am au intereetitig zubject ?" Vithen it Welnan Soya she doesn't love you but she likes you it means junip into the river if you don't marry her, " Pala " said ,Timinie boy, after he had inepeoted) the new baby's hand, "this boy hasn'h anything but aittio &pre on hie hand—is that right ?" e. lie a weyste ewe which at the time When'iteittaffire Abe' tact it had already had a fair allowance. — Boston Herald. Not en Lodge Business, "If I am not mistaken," said the caller, removing his hat deferentially, " I am in the presence of the grand and aupremely exalted potentate of the Ancient and Hon- orable Order of Muokamucks ?" " You are, sir," answered the man at the desk with an affable " Pardon the intrusion," said the caller in the same respectful manner, "and the femiliarity with which I address you, but you spell your name S m-y.t.h.e, do you not 1" " Yes, sir." " And your initia's, I think I am correct in retying, are K. W. ?" " That is correct." 'Thank you, ein Smythe. My name is Higeens-11-i-g-g-en s—Higgins. I am glad to lind you in, Mr. Smythe, after having made several previous attempts, without success, to make your acquaintance. I have the honor," he continued, putting his hat on briskly and taking a bundle of papers from his pocket, "to be the collector for the firm of Spotcaeh & Co., dealers in dry goods and general merchandise. If it is con- venient, Mr. Smythe, you will oblige me very much by settling a little bill of 75 cent% that has been running for six months'and save me the trouble of having to climb these doggoned, beastly, rickety, filthy old stairs anne Seventy -eve cents, Smythe. Conte clZwn."-- Chicago Tribune. Little Johnny on Ifeaeliers. Whenvtr teacher takes chewin' gum a ti ay fri m anybody she keeps it, but if she talres knives, she gives 'em back after ethers). l'm glad she can't chew knives. Black silks of every denziption are much benefited by having the dust removed by rubbing with a clean towel, and then sponged on the wrong side with the follow- ing mixture; a teacupful of mit water, and seven or eight drops of liquid ammonia. "1 was found at the club until about 3 o'clock last night playing poker." "Did your wife know you were out?" "Yes, but she did not know how much." She—So it was a short love affair. He— Yes, His family produced him. In intro- duced him. She induced him. Butherfether traduced him, and that was the end of it. The man who rocks the boat has now re tied for the season and given place to the limner who pulls his gun through the fence by the muzzle. The Fool Killer has all sea- sons for his own. Keep an old soft linen pocket handker. chief to clean your spectacles with. If eecessary, they may, be cleaned with a little ammonia water. Do not put them under your pillow at night, and be careful to keep the frit/tee straight, otherwise the lenses will not he tree and your sight will suffer aeoordiegly. Bootee had been invited to auntie's to take tea. As night drew near she began to grow sleepy. "1 shall be glad when I inn a, big woman, she said. " Why will you ?" asked euntie. "Becalm I won't get sleepy Se Seen thee," she aristvered. Perhaps you will,' Minter eel a tui tic. " Well, if I do,'' said Bessie, "I won't have to go to bedh" Te Dukkof York, who may yob rttle eV& England as George V, is determined to dick to the navy, in spite of the efforts made to have him johi the army for the reason ihat thelifo of the heir to the throne ehould riot be refired at tea, Mottled Men Preferrecl—Old Editor— Where is Scribbler? Aricesitent—Gone off to get married. OidEditor—VVolf, glad Of that. ne vtoet 'melt so about stay- ing here nights now. :41; ere asPtteentfdrillitYo Agges t the Olympia nails in like manner."— Olympia Tribune, names Rom Wrinkles. The devil's rivers are all painted. Not one of them hes a drop of water in it. Somebody is to blame when the devil can sell whiskey enough to ruin a town n•ithin sight of a church steeple. One cf the times when you can almost see how much stone there is in the human heart is when the small boys get a chance to hitch np and drive a goat. The right kind of it self-made man is never quite eatisfied with his job. There are people who blame the Lord for all their bad luck, but take all the credit to themselves whenever they flourish. A boy's idea of a great man is one who rune down his shoes and wears his hat on the back of his head. Something seems to be the matter with the sun on the day a bride awakens to the sober faot that there are a few things her husband does not know. There are still some people who think that peying for their preaching in wormy dried apples is religion. The devil is probably proud of the man who is mean to bis wife. There are many who ask God to lead them in a good many things, but when it comes to politics theynhink they can judge beat for themeelves.—Banes Horn. The Tolakb ol Behring. During the cruise teat year of the Aleut, a schooner attached to the Russian Siber- ian flotilla, the offieers of that vessel landed on Behring Island in search of the grave of the discoverer of those straits. The bones of Bohring and his companions in misfortune were found buried beneath a simple cairn of rough stones carelessly piled. The offieers resolved to replace the cairn by a more worthy memorial, and on their return to Vladivostock a collection was set, on foot among the officers of the Siberian squadron with the result that a handsome and durable granite tombstone, surmounted by an iron cross, bas now been completed. The memorial will be trans- ported from Vladivostock and planed over the lonely grave on Behring Island next month. Capt. Altus Behring, as is well known, was a Dane by birth, but was in the RUSSiaLl naval service when his important discovery was made in 1728. He died Dec. 4th, 1741 (O. S.), from scurvy, on Behring Island, where he and his companions had sought refuge after the foundering of their ship. —London Daily News. Rev Charles Ferguson, rector of an Episcopal Church in Syracuse, has resigned. In is Sention to his people he had some very plain things to say about the evils of the parish system, salaried ministers, oxpensiye choirs, pew rents, church fairs and caste dig- " Thanks," remarked the star boarder to the landlady at the table but I don't care for union butter." " I don't understand you," said the landlady, with An untouotis smile of doubt. No i" reeporuled the hoarder pleasantly. " Iu ninon there is strength, you know." Druggist—No, Mr. Van Guzzler, we can- not sell you a drop of liquor, Van Guzzler --Can't I have anythin,g ? Druggist (eonfi- dentially—Weil, might let you have a little cologne, Van Guzzler (With dignity) —See here, Mr, Pestle, I may be a drunk- ard, but I'm no dude. She (waitiog in the hall)—Did you tee father, George? He (excitedly) -1 did— but / must Mi. Good-bye. She—What's the matter? Stop and tell me all. Yeti asked him for my harid, What did he eay/ He (takihg Out his wateh and glanoitig at it) —He gate me just tWo minutes to get out of the hints°. 25liesiterg in half a minntist Le brilliantly illuminated' and will be descernible partionlint night. A three story brick block 06 by 103 feet suitable for 'offices or other business pur- poses will be erected at the base of the tower. Mr. Brinker did not care to say what the estimate.d cost of the venture Would- be. —Buffalo Commercial. CARTER'S iTTLE EVER P al S. Sick Freadache and relieve all the troubles inct dent to a bilious sta e of the system, such as Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after eating, Pain in the Side, &c. -t,Vhile their mosS remarkable suceess has been shown in inning Headache, yet CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER Prete are equally valuable in Constipadop, euriPg and preventing this annoying complaint, while they also correct all disorders of the stomach, stimulate t re liver and regulate tee bowels. 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Editor Toronto World: By means of great aetronemicel diecoveriea—deep searches its the mystery of the heavens—I have at last discovered the secret of the universe, and through your columns would like to air my views. ln one month I can drive cholera from the world and make emalipox a sneer and a jest. I can reveal the language of the people on Mars and can explain the mysteri- ous lights which have so baffled aetronomers on that planet. 11 the people of the United States wish, I can solve- the silver question and I predict that Gladstone will not be Premier three months from now. Ireland shell nob be swayed by et Canadian. A mighty chief is anising in • Dublin, who shall follow in Parnell's foot- teps and add fuel to his brilliant light. ,eneey with the danger of trolley 'j3ipr motion as noiselese as .epheres. I can prolong ' 'keen e of • Malting Matrimony Harmless. In the old world they are makingmatri- mony as augar-coated and seductive as human ingenuity can go in that direction. All kinds of soeieties abound for the ame- lioration of domestic woo and the exten- sion of conjugal happiness, and now comes O new association with a novel Ball. It ineuree young married couples against twins anti triplets. The couple pay $25 for membership in the association, and in case of twins they receive $250, while for three of a kiud they are given $375. This is an extraordinary application of the principles of insurance. It is possible that after a while there .will be insurance against the interference of mothers in- law, although that remarkable feature of creation bas held a . mass -meeting irt London and organized a protective elub, whose purpose is to set wives' mothers right before the world aed increase and strengthen their jurisdiction over sons-in- law. Then there can be insurance against the hired girls' leaving too suddenly and against the landlords' raising the rent the day after you've put in five or six tons of winter coal. Indeed, much variety can be given the family phase of insurance. But the bulging brewed individual who invents a plan whereby the lord and master of the shebang will be protected against spring, and fell mand.baggings for new bonnets and new dreeses and the customary ante -Christmas demands for diamond earnings and seal- skira sacques has a crown of glory waiting or him to which every nuirried man in the and will be a willing and liberal subscriber. —New York World. An experienced newspaper man can always be identified by the skilful way in which he eau sharpen his lead pencil with a pair of shears. During long sea voyages all dogs lose their "game nose." He—How much do you love me? She— Lots. He (anxiously)—Dis you own the lbs? Nothing is easier than to spot a bachelor. He °atria his money lOOSS in his pockets and never counts his change. Wanted --The man who can address a Sunday echool without beginning his speech with " When I was a little boy. They had been engaged to be married 15 yeare, and still he had not mustered up courage enough to ask her to name the happy day. Oho evening he celled in a peculiar frame of mind arid eked her to sing ecrnething tender and touching, some-, thing that would " move him," She sat down at the piano ad sang, "Darling, I am Growing Old.' tossini was once promised by it friend a dinner of terkey end truffles. The friend ishoteed o disposition to postpone the dinner and to make tectieee. One day Resell:1i said : " Well, my doer friend, when are We to have theft turkey ?" "Trefflee are not • e geed this season," tat his friend. "Don't you believe it." replied P-0salni "that report Was started by the turkeys." Witherby,--,Ig this true, old Man, that your Wife has left pm? .Appelate (Sadly) --X Mt afraid it is, old fellow, " Why, what's the trouble—or it it something you don't Want to tailt nhOttt,V" "Oh, no; ita to ;motet. She said oho Was afraid to Bleep in the house a Ore all night,,, It e a an woman forever frau wrinkles and es go down to the grave as rosy as in youth- ful days. I am at present at work on an aeral ship which will go around the world in two days, or I will forfeit 0,000, provided the Hon. Frank Smith, Hugh Blain, Mayor Fleming, Dr. Osonybatekha, or any other trustworthy Toronto citizen also places a $1,000 forfeit in the hands of the World by Oct. 6th. I reveal these great mysteries—the out- come of lifelong research—in the interests of humanity. ALEXANDER WILCOX DEZEL. Owen Sound, Sept. 27th. P. S.—All these thinge are foretold in the Holy Prophets. A. W. D. "1 don't need nothing," said Mrs. jay - smith when ehe opened the door in response to a ring and found a peddler there. "Par. don me, madam," he replied, "but I think you do nerd a grammar. I'm sorry Ido not carry them with me. Good morning." A Mem call—the one ycu make on your next door neighbor. " I am afraid, dear," said the little wo- man, thnidly, "I'm afraid you will not think these biscuits of mine exactly right. They are my first, you knovv." "On the contrary," rejoined gallant Mr. Letewedd, promptly, "they are the very best I ever ate.' And then he absentmindedly re- marked, "Pass me another bovvider." Mrs. Elie tbeth Preston Brown Divis, who computes the ephemeris of the sun for " The Nautical Almainc," is a woman less than thirty years old, and a remarkable mathematician. Originally a Washington school teacher, the entered the Columbia University and there startled ter In- structors and other astronomers by dis- covering and correcting an error in one of • La Place's tables that had for years re- sulted in Inc nisistencies puzzling to astrono- mers throughout the world. She also in. vented and copyrighted the Witshington- Greenwich table now used by the Govern- ment, which is said to greatly facilitate the work o the computers. 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