The Goderich Signal-Star, 1967-05-11, Page 15V'.
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SUGAR
AND SPICE
by Bill Smiley
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Both vulnerable, .
South deals,
The bidding:
South West North East
1 heart pass' I spade pass
2 spades pass 4 hearts pass
pass pass
Opening lead is the king of
diamonds,
An extremely elementary
play that is sometimes
overlooked occurred on
this deal played in a pair
'event. The defense cashed
the ace and king of dia-
monds and a third diamond
which was ruffed in dummy.
A heart was played and
East's king came up, decla-
rer winning the Ace an'd.:,.
drawing the remaining
tramps.
Now looking at the rest
of thethand declarer saw he
most likely .would lose one
spade trick and. there was
no way out of it unless the
queen{' jack of "spades were
alone in ono hand, The
odds on this are very small
indeed. But there was ano-
ther play to lose no • spade
tricks wherethe odds were,
fifty-fifty. This was to -play;
the ten of clubs..from hts�
hand. 'fines"si'ng West's
queen and inserting dum-i
my's jack. If this play lost
south could discard his two
spades on dummy's, ace,
and king of clubs. If'rt won
he would -Ian -Ply ,gain 'a
trick.
It seems this rather simple
play was overlooked by
many as making five spades
produced nine out of a pos-
sible twelve match points.
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DId you read in the papers
recently abpout some drug, de•
veloped by a Rumanian lady
doctor, which keeps you
young? Apparently" it works
wonders. Old Konrad Adenau-
eic, who packed it in .not long'
ago, well Into his nineties,, was
a regular customer.
Wish I "could get my ° hands
on some of that stuff, In fact,
don't be. surprised if you learn
that I'm off to Rumania this
summer. It's appalling what
they expect us , old guys to do
these days.
When I was• 30, I knew I
4. couldn'tkeep up the pace
much longer, and looked for-
ward to life beginning at 40.
When I hit 40, I found myself
running faster' than ever, still
in i •ircies. Now I'm wondering -
ether they let you out of
t rat race at 50, or whether
you just keep going until you
run all those other rats into
the ground or fall flat on your
foolish face. Dead'.
Trouble Is, there are always
new young rats joining the
marathon, which makes it
rough on us mature rats, even
though we've got our second
wind.
It's not the regular work
week that gets me. No. I' come
from hard-working peasant,
puritan. stock, and know that
you have to work hard to get
rich and/or to heaven. It's the
other week ,piled on top of it
that makes me come out an
80 -hour loser,' ked -eyed, surly,
frazzled and fractious.
It's when they expect me to
be, in addition, as a bonus, a
culture vulture, a social butter-
fly, a dedicated community'
worker, a fine husband .end.
father, and a general handy-
man, that I rapidly become a
dam' old grump, as my daugh-
ter succinctly puts it.
CAI.si PFRIMMER OROS. GEO. WRAITH
Anncullural . R;R.•4,,Goderich, Ont. Box 95, Goderich,' Ont.
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Last week, was a doozer, and
not untypical. Monday, rush
home, write': column, then
Straight off .to music- festival:
at on hard chair from 730 to
113Q.:• p.m,,, when daughter
played, Worth it, when she
took highest mark in the festi-
'-val, but had sere bum aIle next
day.
Tuesda, taught; my own
classes and gave guest lecture.
Grade 10 .is "doing" the ainva
Sion of ,Normandy in history,
since I•' was the only avail-
able living relic, pf" the ., battle,
was tlakeci>~" to tet them some .
highlights, Like how our air
force bombed bt�r trotj`pa at,
Caen. Like bow my squadron.
dive-bombed a German bridge
three days' in a row, 00' tons -Of
Wombs, three aircraft lost;: and
never knocked a chip of con-
erete off the thing, though we
did kill a lot .of fish in the
river below.. •
This is known as Jiving his--
tory
is;-tory and I had to do an encore
the next day with another
grade. A pack of "old sweat"
lies, but they ate it up. It
wasn't in the book.
After school, acted as judgle
in speaking contest. Wednes-
day night, final concert of mu-
sic festival winners. Kira picked
up an armful of silver, crops,
'which helped ease another raw
rump from three hours on
- wooden chair. Thursday night,
Library Board Meeting. Friday
afternoon, presented 'prizes to
winners in speaking contest.
Friday night, school band con-
i cert, with daughter. playing
drums and another hard chair.
Pain in rear slightly eased by
''post -concert party. .which • pro-
duced pain in head.
Saturday, Open House • at
school. English department
display in my room drew much
attention. Ketchup on floor in-
dicated last scene of Hamlet,
which we did in the fall, and
small pile of ashes on floor
indicated remains of Saint
Joan, which we, finished Iast
week. Visitors deeply im-
pressed with new • realism in
teaching of English.
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Saturday night, fought all
evening with wife and daugh-
ter. Latter wanted to go to
teen dance, despite fact she
had trouble staying awake" be-
cause of afternoon and evening
rehearsals all week. To every
one" of which I drove her and
picked her up"
Spent all day Sunday look-
ing for receipts to send with
income tax return, one week
late.
Here it is Monday and col-
umn night again. And the Lawnn,,
isn't raked. And tomorrow\.)
night I have to play for the
Russian Billiard Championship
of the curling club, which
closed three weeks ago.
• And hours.to go before I
sleep. And hours to go before I
a'leep. Please pass. the Rumani-
an Gerovital or whatever.
Mrs. Robert Wilson, president
of Goderich Wpmen'.s- Institute
presided at the meeting in Mac.
Kay Hall. The program for the
year, recommended at an execo.
tive meeting at' Mrs. Wilsons'
home was discussed. relegates to
,disgrict annual in OntarioaSt.,
Church Clinton May, 30 will In.
elude Mrs. Robert Wilson, Mrs.
K. F. Wilkinson, 'Mrs. William
Porter, Mrs.,,J. Cook, Mrs. Olive
S traughan. TWO rocking chairs
v .will•,lae donated for use in the our,.
sery at Alexandra Marine and
General Hospital.
A` bake sale , will ,be held in
Deiiomme's -Slower-shop on Fri.
day May 19:
Five dollars was noted for
"Pennies for Friendship". Abus
trip to Hamilton will `be arranged
for earlyJune. The annual picnic
Will be in August and all former
members will be invitedtoattend.
A dessert bridge will be held
in' November. A centennial float
with' an Historic theme will be
entered in• the parade July I. The
annual banquet will be held in
February and the tea and bazaar
in March. • •
M �s° Wilson announced a cook.
ing school to be held in•Auburn
May 18 at 8:30 in the commun-
ity hall. Two carloads of ladies
were guests of the Londesboro
ladies May a and report a very
pleasant evening. Expressions of
appreciation were received -from
M;rs. Maw' "''Vickers and Mrs.
William Snazel. Ladies who ag.
reed to• sew at'the hospital in*
eluded Mrs..•William Porter,
Mrs. 'C., Whitely), Mr's. Johnstone,
Mrs,• Free Harker. °
Mrs. 'William Porter spoke on
the Motto "Life is a Gardenwhat„
are , you planting in It?"'' and in.
troduced , Mrs. laonald McKee 4f
• Benrniller who showed° •heatjtiful
slides of her garden -and also
a fewL' taken at a delphinium show
in England. Mrs. J.. Wilsbn
thanked ttie speaker and a social
hour enjoyed, r Mrs . A. Hugill
and 'Mrs. J. Wilson served tea
and fruit bread, '
OFFICERS FOR 6'7.68
Past President , Mrs. K. F.
Wtlkir son; president, Mrs:. j, ob.
ert Wilson; 1st Vice President,
Mrs iVViliiain Porter, 'Second
Vice.president, Mrs. Calmar
Straughan, Secretary Treasurer,
Mrs. Jack Cook; Assistant Sec.
retary • Treasurer, Mrs. N.
Clairmont, Auditors, Miss Clara
Sproule, Mrs, Jack Ryan; District
Director, Mrs. K. F. Wilkinson,
Alternate District Director, Mrs.
A. B Straughan; Public Rel.
ationst M:cs. Horton Talmay,
Pianist, Mrs. F. Hawkins, Mrs.
Centennial Supper. Plans.
Completed By Guild ladies
Plans were made for the Ceti.
tennial supper to be put on by
St., George's Woman's Guild at
their May meeting; at which the
president, Mrs. Alma Bassett,.
• presided and led in the opening
devotions, After the singing of a
hymn, Mrs. T. G. Glazier read
tlieScripture°
The Centennial supper will, be
held early in July in the parish
hall and rectory lawn, • And will
take the place of the usual garden
party.
Mrs. A. Palmer read the cor.
respondence and "thank you"
everybody's
doin'it
Priced from
$179.95
ro
notes received.' The Guild was
asked to assist with -the catering
to the Anglican Church Women
sem_.annual meeting to be held
at St. George's in October.
The Guild is grateful to Mc.
A -rt mr-and- Reiiiy;-West-St.; for
allowing - the members to.. sell
tickets for' the film, Carousel,
which is .sponsored byArm strong
linoleums and was shown on•col.
ored television. Only a limited
number 'of tickets could be sold.
The kind invitation to the Mar.
garet Seager houseware party
was accepted with pleasure. After
. the meeting lunch was served by
Mrs. G. Mumby, Mrs. T. G. Glaz.
ier and Mrs. L, Bannister.
I '
N. McInnis; •Flower Fund, Mrs,
J. Marwick.
Branch Directors, Ivirs, S.. D3nr
nister, Mrs, GR 'Inglis, Mrs,, C,
Ruffell, -Mrs. M. 'Sutcliffe, '
. S.pecial Gomm°ttee„ Mrs, ll.,
Lar'der;, Mrs. D: Riehl, Miss A.
Moser; Mrs. J, H. Johnstone,
STANDING COMMITTEES
Agriculture and Canadian
Industries ., Mrs. t1. 'Irichivraft.'
Citizenship AnOEdlu tion, ,
J. C. Thomps . Miatori4 RA*r
search and CtIrrent Events, •
A.
Wilkin, • HomeHomilEo9h0MleiS244
Health, Mrs 13., Milts« Reso1ut•A,
ions,' MrsE. Patter'sou. Cum;„
ator c TWeedlsmllir ' Histgr ,t;
Mrs. A. B. °Strraughani Mrs, G.
P.roetor,
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