The Goderich Signal-Star, 1966-03-24, Page 12a
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PITY FOR APE PRINCIPAL ,
MIS is -a time ,of year, -one.
of a very. few—when 1, feel
clef'p1y sorry for -high school
principals. It's the time when
they have to sta;i'i bidding on
livestock, in the for:n of teach
ers, for next fall-
.Let's put% you, gentle reader,
itl,to the boots of one of these
g9erl1rng chaps for a• few min-
utes, .And let's say you have a
stat of 60 at the moment. And
let's say you don't' sinew whe
of the liver, all eql afly gitah-
lii d. ,h; v ' bem.guiming..for the
No ina'tttd which gets
all the others will quit in
ii;cl ;Cion.
YJu'have just heard that your
Xerac Economics teacher, the
vne in, ch,srge of-toaching girls
'to cook, planned the menu for
the monthly meeting' of the
Unfulfilled Wives Club. And
everybody came down with food
poisoning.
ther you're going:to have 1,200 One of our junior science
or 1,400 students next Septem- teachers has just blown up $f15U,
ber. tti h of equipment and two
students, d•:u•in ; an experiment
0h, we11, so far, only two ,, Eich conip'etely justified your
people •have officially resigned. .,pinch of his kn_r,kiedge of the,
Any clod could hi;a. tw.r teach :uhjc
cis. Unless, of eaitt:,se,' • th.)s,,
extra 200 kid, straw up, which
means two or three more. 'Even
so, nothing to it.
Little Miss Muffett, the geo-
graphy teacher just out of col-
lege, is having discipline. pro-
'Merrs. You discovered this
Ah, but tarry a moment. You"Pwhen you walked past her room
know perfectly well that one, and saw two boys hanging out
possibly two of ybur teachers, the y,;ndow. Investigation re°
preferably from among the Mar- waledMiss Muffett hanging
ried ladies on the staff, will upside down, a boy holding
become pregnant. each leg. They were testing the
wind velocity, they expfained,u
You are fully aware that using her hair as a weather -
•Mademoiselle ,Tartuffe, of the vane.
French department, had an tin too fat or plain laziness.
fortunate affair with young Ja• .M•onday inocning, you heaid,
blonski, the ;:basketball coach,' that the director of your Tech -
and that one of them will he nical department was in- hos-
leaving. pital, with third-degree burns,
'` after trying to change a fuse at
The grapevine has informed homed
you that Mrs. Billings, the old
faithful inn the Hiistory depart- The head of your Maths de-
ment, has been hitting the partment,°old GwiIlimbury, re-`
grape pretty regularly since her fuses to teach 'the New Mathe-
husband ran- off with the wait- matics, or have anything to do
refs., with it, because "It's a lot of
Everybn6 knows the English!
department in rife with strife.1 And on top of this, there are,
-.Since the unfortunate •demise' four teachers you'd dearly love;
- of Mr. Wiley, the department' to fire .because of incoinpetence,
--head, -in-February; f—eir'rhesis-'-e•i#lot-i'onallsnr;r-idealism: --being
is them
some car -safety you,
need to buy'.'
So you have„ two resignations,
but you might wind up with 42.
What to do? If you leave it too'
late, all the other principals,'• •
like so many dogs after a bone, or Goderich Couple
are in there first, and you wind
Op with a collection of dots. I Mr, and Mrs. Harry T? Powell
of 44 Anglesea street, Goderich,
If you ,jump in too early, on Saturday, March '19th eele-
and start hiring teachei-s right;,brated •their 59th wedding an-,
and'left, nobody will resign and' niversary. They were married
you'll wind. up with 12 more in Halton County in 1907.
teachers than , the --:11-5-5 i� «=i11 :3T.1;s. P'owe11" was ---the— for riie"r'"
pay for. And no jet yourself, iLauretta Bell, daughter •of the
late Mr. and Mrs,Willis Bell ,of
As a result, quite e.few prin- Goderich Township. Mr. Powell
cipais these. days a're treading' is the -son of the late Mr. Old'
the thin—fine of'-tunacy. Th -eV Mrs, -'i eiiry'I-I 'PoweThof-lclalton-
start at shadows. They' quailiCounty. They have a family of
when theypsee a,Eteacher looking ten children living, one daugh-
surly. - ! ter Mildred, deceased.
MR. AND MRS. HARRY POWELL
59th Anniversary
,They stare with unconcealed!
horror at Mr:,. :11cGillicuddy's ,
swelling wgist-line. They -flinch
When' a teacher knocks at tieir,
:'door, They pour oil on troubl-'
ed waters, turn their bac:s and,
find that somebody has tossed a
'match into the mixture. ;
Hard luck, chaps;.and good
•hunting.
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Family-- members are: Orval,
Goderich Township; Mrs. James
(Olive) Rean, Goderich; Robert,.
British Columbia; Mrs. Joseph
(Emma) Wilson, Goderich; Herb -1
ert, 'Kitchener,. Mrs:. Edward i
(Lottie) Cook, 'Colborne Town•;
ship; Laverine, Goderich; Mrs.
Joseph (Edna) Cook, Goderich;
_Mrs. Delbert (Frei €k,
Holmesville; Ernest, ode,rich
Township. ,
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A family gathering was held
and cards and gifts of congratu-
latioi�s were received. Mr: Pow-
ell is 80 years of age. Mrs,
Powell is '79.
They farmed on the sixth con-
ces len•_ :af G"o rieh.. To ship_
until, two years. ago when they
moved to' Goderich.
Mr. •and Mrs. Powell have 39
grandchildren. arid 20 great-
grand children. - --
BeU' Telephone C�npany-
Emphasizes Education
• MONTREAL. --Against a• back-
ground of advancing automation,
Marcel Vincent, president of
The Bell Telephone Company
of Canada, has urged Canadian
-business to encourage .education
and the retaining of en ployees,
Addressing the company's
8Oth annual meeting here, he
said: • "There is an urgent ,and
growing need for industry in
'general to encourage eduCatio'n
in all its aspects and to help
in the personal development of
present`" ernployees, ' through re-
taining and practical assistance
to those interested in raising
their own educational qualifica-
tions.
"There is need too for closer
and more productive relation-
ships between business and the
educational authorities," he ad-
ded. But he said the need for
"interested and talented" peo-
ple in the communications in-
dtistry would continue to grow
no matter What degree "of auto-
mation was attained.
Mr. Vincent s address touch-
ed on such -varied topics• as ebm-
pany growth; taxes; the impact
"of Bell's operations on its share-
holders and their families
"numbering close to one Million
people"; the most recent of a•
series of reductions in long dis-
tance rates, and the integration
of research, manufacture and
service.
Referring to the 1905 hear-
I,ngs• before the Board of Trans-
port Commissioners in Ottawa,
the Bell president informed the
shareholders that the company
SKIING ACCIDENTS
According to the Ski Patrols,
pverfonfid'cnce is one of the ma-
jor causes of skiing • accidents.
The Ontario Safety 'League
claims *I. a• good knowledge
of the terrain in which you are.
skiing- and cafeful attention to
snow conditions, combined with
an honest' estimate of your own,
ability and limitations will -help
bring you through t7ie winter
season accident free.
EXPERIMENTING
/T PAY'S' TO E'XPER/MENT
actor NOT OCIR/NG 7- 4M
P4AY. THE 77ME FOR •
TH/S ./S DNR/NN YOGI,g
PR4CT/CE SSS570A/S
/yNN You DON?- ael/liert
700 MGIC/,/ PRESSGIR
04/ YOa. YOC/, e 46/ ADAPT
TO CHANT, ES THEN .440
MAKE THEM WORK.
PA/IRE DUR/Nl TE,9M'c
PLAY' MAY MAKE YON
PAN/CKK
T. S.
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had been advised by the board
to expect a judgment about the
end of 1Viarch or early in April.
Demands for new investor
capital Wouidi exceed $100 mil -
as far ahead
as we can 'foresee," he said.
This year's expansion .program
would in' lvt- capital expendi-
turts of abut $280 million, com-
pared- -wits' last year's record-
brcaaking $242, , million. The
company's total investment ski
facilities and equipment, which
doubled-between.1957'and 1965,
would oule- again. to $a billion
within a decade.
Of hell Canada's ownership
of the Northern Electric Com-
pany, he said. "We have been
able to improve the efficiency
of our ,operation to the advant-
age of customers and sharehold-
ers alike through the close in-
tegration of research, manufac-
turing and , service activities.
If Northern were owned by oth-
ers, or If ownership were shar-
ed,.the essential unity would be
lacking."
Newspaper advertising brings
the merchants "showcase" into
y5ur home.
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PILM DEVELOPING
Prepare Easter Seals Campaign
The Easten, EasterSeals that, help
crippled children will be sent
to more than 2,080,000 homes
in Ontario in a few days. The
mailing of the Easter Seals is
one of , the ,biggest voluntary
projects undertaken in Ontario
in the interest of children. •
In 231 -cities .and, towns the
members of service clubs such
as Rotary,._ Lions, Kibvanis,
men and others will see that
envelopes are addressed and le1-
t:ers and seals are sent to all
the people in their community,
inviting their contributions, to
help boys and girls who have
a physical: disability.
. This year the Easter Seal cam-
paign .trust raise at least $1,000,-
000 to guarantee that the ' care
and treatment needed by more
than 16,000 eril)pled children
wills contjnue to b met,
In the forty four ye it history
of the Ontario Society ,for Crip=
pled Childrer> , and its ' associa-
tion with service Clubs, there ,
have hien thousands, of children
who h"me overcome ,their phys-
ic a1 d'isahititit.s moor
have 'a wade
such great iniprovemerit that
they, have 'carried on' a normal
existence.
Th'e public's support to the
Easter Seal campaign has. made
additional services and expan-
sll>n c f activities possible so
Ilial the Society, 'thr^oit;gh its
field Dille. . is continually reach
ing oul to 'help children who
have a physical disability and
need assistance":
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and. John Bowman
when you visit CIA's -Huron County Office at 14 King St.,
Clinton, to discuss your -insurance needs:
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March 31, from 3:00 to 5:30 p.m.
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