The Goderich Signal-Star, 1958-04-03, Page 9a
Are Farmers Too coflsi'dcate?.
(By J. C. 'Hemingway)
it attended the local White Bean
Growers meeting in Zurich recut
ly. The White Bean Growers to
to be commended for the v ry
good job they are doing for their
members, The seem•to have gone
helttA">�`�Raiftyti tl# 'beans 'eta
ful marketing of eir product 'were often directed to them, bear
than any other farm organization
that I know.
However, they were criticized
for nti• operating on a definite
profit basis. The ° Board's, answer
was that they didn't want to inter-
fere with private - dealers, The
Board also seemed willing to take
D... you KN.OW.
USEDve RANGES.
AND USED WASHERSIAND USED
IN VERY GOOD CONDITION."' 1 3.
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tho extra expense' of processing
,and also look after the exporting
of surpluses. They. also stay out
of the domestic market in dispos-
ing of the beans lest they provide
embarrassing competition to pry
ate dealers.
Is this being too much of the
"good samaritan"?
I talked with a barber recently.
loid"me.:Aat.a . ieuc years bac
shaving was tete
business:- 'hell "invented a safe-
ty razor --electric razors were in-
troduced. 'Result --in the past 20
years half of the barbers have been
forced to seek their' daily bread in
some other line- of endeavor.
Was. there a "Protective Assoei
ation"" formed by barbers and their
friendd?
,Poultry dealers paid 4c per
pound less for fowl than did deal-
ers where• there was a CoA)p to
supply active competition: Should
farmers feel sorry for these dealers
r en they are squeezed down to a
moderate income Co -Op. competi•
tion?
'Should farmers be asked to pro-
tect _the.•.interests-o€-nein_eo-oper-
ators who are willing to reap all
the benefits from the competition
supplied by Co -Ops,. without taking
any responsibility in the success-
ful operation of the Co-op?
In years gone by, the young
fa raper hitched., tip. his team and
wagon, grabbed a shovel, and earn-
ed a considerable sum of money
doing road work between seeding
and haying. Trucks came along,
took over the hauling of gravel,
and farmers lost some cash. No
"protective association" was form-
ed.
With the introduction of market-
ing yards, some farmers are de-
livering their own hogs. Some
truckers are, losing business. Why
should the farmer be prevented
:rsss Paas '
Duty To ° Accusecl
When a condole gives evidence
In court, he has a duty ,to be fair
to ,the accused as well as fair to
the crown, deelared defence coun-
sel . Frank Donnelly here last
Thursday.
�fen *Via
'Charge cd with impaired driving, Mr.
Donnelly' said .it would' be "most
dangerous" in this case to convict
on the evidence given by Con-
stable L. Theriault of the -town
the witness box, the officer
eyed s me' questions' immedi-
• tx
011 ON A 111411
W ITN
BILL SMILEY
police a itnes rit. Frank Tumpane, a Toronto' mews.
an, _QQ ,,paper columnist of . redoubtable
ately, but '11Ir. Donnelly thought it valour and unimpeachable integ„
was significant that he hesitated
for 10 or 15 seconds before reply-
ing to others.
"•He didn't have that hesitation
,when the crown was 'questioning
him," said• the annoyed defence
counsel.
Magistrate ID. E. Holmes said he
failed to see all the implications
which Mr. Donnelly' saw in Con-
stable Theriault's evidence. But
the magistrate thought that pos-
sibly the constable should take
more time in future to prepare
his narrative.
Following a lengthy hearing, the
impaired driving charge against
James McClure, of Benmiller, was
dismissed. •
from doing this just to keep the
trucker in a job?
I do not like this approach,
neither is it popular with farm
people who are, by nature, thought-
ful of the welfare of their neigh-
bors: But big business is, in its
cold impersonal way, forcing farm-
ers to this view.
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rity, recently came out with a
column that requires an answer.
Reason is that he doesn't know
what he's talking about.
* * * ,•
Mr. Tumpane has a trenchant
style and a vigourous vocabulary
that are admirable, ordinarily,
when he is an a subject of which
he has some knowledge., But every
so often, he mounts a horse of a
different colour, lowers his visor
so nothing will distract him, and
gallops off the deep end.
* * *
Vyhen this happens, as one who
ha had much experience in clamb-
ering out of similar abysses of
ignorance, I feel it is only my duty
to throw him something to cling
to. Like a harpoon, maybe.
* .* *
In this particular column, Mr.
Tumpane, wielding his prose like a
sabre, lays about him at the people
who claim they have seen a flying
saucer. "Crackpotst" he calls them.
"Cultists!" ' he cries. "Mumbo -
jumbo!" he mutters. "Hallucin-
ations!" he hoots.
* * *
Never mind, fellow cultists, bro-
ther crackpots. Galileo was tortur-
ed for trying to reveal the truth.
Darwin was the object of hatred
and abuse. They laughted at Alex-
ander Graham Bell when he sat
down at the telephone (little know-
ing they'd be paying a dime for
one lousy call in 50 years). So I
guess we can face the slings and
arrows of outrageous columnists.
* * *
Tumpane is like the farmers who
snorted: "Danged thing's just a
fad!"' when the' first Model -T went
by in a cloud of dust and trans-
, formed quiet old Nell into a buck-
ing bronco. He won't face the tact
that the flying saucer, or Unidenti-
fied Flying Object, as we crackpots
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fewaam_
like to call it, lo hero to'*toy,
e elaims there, la not one shred.
of evidence to proVe that anyone
hes ever seen' a Jibing saucer,, , •. lC
wonder how. uch research Mrs T;
did before, coining gut with that
nice, fat, , sweeping statement.
Twenty minutes? Thirty? Or did
he just ask the fellow at the next
desk?
--t0f-ieeetzkv.c,-gAzrttttr-n4keWCIieiVt101ii`
newspaperman, he checked, with
competent authorities before de-
clering that we crackpots are suf-
fering from delusions. Or did he?
Just ih case he didn't, I did:
* * *
And I can jell our over-elnphatic
friendthat the Ground Observer
,Corps and the RCAF don't sneer at
reports of unidentified flying ob-
jects. They check every ' flying
saucer • story carefully, and 'few
intelligent men among their ranks
would care to join Mr. Tumpane
at the end of his thin limb.
• * *
We are hurling satellites hund-
reds of miles into the sky. We
have missiles capable of travelling
thousands of miles, at incredible
speeds, with fearsome ' accuracy.
Sober* scientists are talking quite
calmly about having a stab at a
trip to the moon, before Tong. Yet
in a couple of hundred words, a
columnist disposes of all the people
• Evho believe in space ships, or
flying saucers as science -fiction
addicts.
Sad part of it is that, while he
was wrttipg that iconoclastic col-
umn; a little mail in a flying saucer
two miles above him was probably
reading it through the roof, with
his super -sonic vision, and marking
brother Tup-ipane down as one of
the first to be purged, when they
finally decide they can't stand the
foolishness of the earthlings any
longer, and land.
r *� * * •
Personally, I have never seen a
flying saucer, but then I 'have never
met the devil in person, nor have
I been present when a miracle
took place, Which does not give
me the feeling that I should be-
labour with epithets like "crack-
pot" anyone who has experienced
such manifestations.
*. * *
As constant readers of this col-
umn know, I never prevaricate nor
exaggerate. As. they also know, I
had a bad scare one night this
winter. A small, naked fellow, all
green, with something mightily
resembling a'stalk of celery grow-
ing out of his navel, suddenly ap-
peared in my livingroom. After a
-bitter denunciation of our society,
he vanished.`
* * '*
I Fjon't say he came in a flying
saucer. But I was up on the roof
the other day, to see why it was
leaking. I found out. There was a
big burn on the shingles, right
through in spots. About, 12 feet
across, it was, and in a circle.
* * *
I'll be glad to show it to you,
Mr. Tumpane. All you have to do
is repeat the password. This: week
it's "New 'fissures on the moon."
t You've got to have faith, Frank,
my boy. You'll never catch a fish
in your septic tank, unless you
give it a try. And definitely, you'll
never see a flying saucer with
yopr head buried in the sand.
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Godetich Post Office will be open
from 1 to 3 p.m. The lobby will
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'There- will' -be no money 'order Or
1.saving bank business done and
there will be no rural mail de-
livery.
-- Oil aster Monday, the wickets
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edical Mirror
WHAT :DOCTORS SAY ABOUT:
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Just As Much As You Like
Some people watching a neigh
bor puttering .about his' garden
early and late may get an idea that
this recreation -requires too much
time and,energy. Sure they, woiuld
like to have a garden Out they
MO it would u
ake too muchi' e
from,, golf or fishing. ,That may
be all alibi but it is not ai good
one. Actually the big advantage
of gardening is that we can devote
as much or as little time to it as
we like. We can get excellent
results from just a few minutes
spent in pleasant exercise each
day, or if we pre . very much inter-
ested, we can 'spend every waking
hour puttering. For the person
just starting and the one that can-
not or doesn't want to, spend too
much time, the trick is t0 have
a big lawn and a small flower and
vegetable garden. If we want more
fun and exercise, we simply cut
down a littleon the lawn, add
more plots of Mowers, more rows
of vegetables. And if we want to
extend. activities` still more, then
we add new varieties and different
flowers and vegetables, we try to
have something in bloom all the
time from early spring to late fall,
and some vegetables or greenjust
at their best ever -the same period.
Without adding a square 'yard to
our lot -we can extend gardening
operations indefinitely. But above
all we should remember that gard-
ening is, or should be, fun and
recreation, not a chore and a
burden.
Cost Flexible, Too.
And the cost of gardening is
flexible too. For just a few dollars
worth of tools and a few. cents
worth of seeds there is a wide
range -of flowers and vegetables
that one can' grow almost any-
where in Canada. But if one wants
to make gardening a major hobby.
then there is ample room for ex-
tension.
There are more tools we can buy
and special tools, and ' there are,
'power tools. There is hardly any
limit to the variety of flowers,
vegetables and shrubbery one can
grow. There are specialities too,•,
for the advanced gardener, things
like rock gardens, pool gardens,
bird sanctuaries, gardens or plots
devoted to one special color,
gardens for scent and for frag-
rance.
Picture Record
Now that colored photograph
is so popular, many people make
regular records - of their gardens,
especially of flowers and shrubs in
bloom. These add greatly to in-
terest and enjoyment.
• It is very pleasant, when snow
is falling outside and the mercury
is down around zero, to sit and
watch on the screen pictures of
the garden a few months before
and see what it will be like again.
There is practical value as well.
these garden pictures of
spring, summer and fall, we see
what progress has been made at'
certain dates, in adding new colors,
spreading out bloom and in the
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more' likely new strains of weeds,
seem to have developed an im
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permanent?
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Cold wave 'solutions make the
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While it is 'in this relaxed
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de'(eloped with these special
problems, in mind.
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is based on various scientific
publications and does not
necessarily reflect the optrfi-
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requires the skill and knowl-
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can apply by personally at-
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