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OUT ON A LIMB
WITH BLL nMtLJEY
L• ike everyone else, l've been
somewhat alarmed about the Sput-
niks, proposed trip to the moon
and other science -fiction talk em-
anating from the Kremlin of Iate,
and being commented upon with
so much gusto by all the hindsight
experts, who can explain now, al-
ready, why the Russians are so
far ahead and we're so far behind.
But I didn't plan to do anything
about it, until I read that "exclu-
sive interview" with Nikita- Krus-
chev in a daily paper recently.
A reporter had written the Russian
top dog a letter containing a lot
of Tong -winded questions. Nik is
no dumbell. He answered them,
in his own brand of double-talk.
Result was a noisy back patting
job by the newspaper, on itself,
and a couple of columns of free
propaganda for the Kremlin.
a * s
This annoyed me hugely, so I
decided to get the REAL inside
story from Russia. And I knew
just where to get it. I dropped
a line to an old prison -camp friend
of mine, a Czech called Joe, ex -
pilot. Back in '44, he didn't think
much of tithe British, detested the
Yanks and French and bitterly
hated the Germans. He thought
Russia and communism were the
answer to man's inhumanity to
man, and went off with the Russian
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GOOD HEALTH IS THE
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DRINKING MILK FROM
ANDREW DAIRY
troops cabin they liberated our
camp.
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0 didn't sco Mian again, until 1
ran across hits a month ago, in
a Toronto bistro of tho lower sort.
8o was not tho old Joe, wine could
distill a batch of illegal hooch from
a few spuds, argue all night about
tho rights of ratan, or sing a wild,
Czech song until the tears ran
down his cheeks. Sot ho was still
Joe, and nobody's satn but his own.
0 learned that he vioa about three
weeks newly out of Russia, but
not a word would ho say of how
or why.
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So when I got furious the other
day about the big deal "interview"
with Kruschev, I wrote a list of
questions to the address Joe had
given me in Toronto, to find out
what really makes Russia tick.
Ilere they are, with his answers, in
his own quaint brand off English.
Question: Joe, what is it really
like in Russia? Answer: So you're
a chicken? You been inside a egg?
That's what is like, and some day
you are fried egg sandwich, no
ketchup.
*
Question: What do the Russian
people, not the leaders, but the
people, think of the atom bomb
and other nuclear weapons? An-
swer: Rah! Russian peoples don't
know atom bomb from Adam's
apple. They crazy, them Russian.
Nice people. But dumb. Crazy.
O 0 *
Question: As a recent resident
in Russia, what do you think the
Western world should do to count-
eract the effect of the satellite
Sputnik. Answer: So you jump off
a roof, 0 gotta borrow money, buy
a house so I can jump off a roof
too?
x * 0 *
Question: Joe, do you think it's
possible for the West and Russia
to live in peaceful co -existence?
We're all brothers under the skin,
you know. Answer: Co -existence,
Schmoe-existence! Okay. My bro-
ther borrows my money, don't say
thanks. Steals my girl, don't say
sorry. I knock down a bully, he
kicks him. Calls me dirty name.
Under my skin he is, but not my
brother. Maybe he your brother.
By me, is lousy bum.
* * * *
Question:- Is It true there are
millions of people in slave labor
camps in Russia? Answer: I don't
know millions. You remember
dumb Vlodas, fat Chernikz, little
Mladov, in our prison camp? They
come .Russia with me. They ain't
driving Cadillacs around Red
Square, Moscow. They cutting
trees near Tomsk.
O * * * .
Question: Some experts say there
is a strong possibility the Russian
people will revolt and destroy the
communist regime, as they did the
Czarist. What is your opinion?
Answer: Oh, sure. Good chance.
It happen same day all fish in
Canada jump up, pull all fishermen
out of boat, drown them.
* 0 *
Question: Joe, are the Russian
leaders concerned about raising
the standard of living of the work-
ers, giving them more food, better
livin§? Answer: Oh, sure! You
ask biggest pig at trough step
back, let little fellows have some.
What he. do? He bite you on leg.
* * * *
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LEGION LADIES
PLAN ELECTION
The Ladies' Legion Auxiliary
completed their November activ-
ities with a successful sale of home-
made baking, candy and. Christmas
cards.
Highlight of the events was an
enjoyable social evening spent with
the Clinton Legion Auxiliary on
the occasion of their 25th birthday.
At the November meeting, four
new members were initiated—Mrs.
M. Brereton, Mrs. L. Grummett,
Mrs. R. Rush and Mrs. V. Robinson.
Plans were made to cater for
two banquets.
Mrs. Harbock, gift convener,
will arrange for Christmas parcels
for 'all ill veterans and all local
servicemen in the forces.
Mrs. N. Miller was in charge of
nominations. The election of of -
should try to reach the moon, and
possibly other planets, before*
the
Russians? Answer: Moon? Por
what? That makes the potatoes
grow? -Let all Russians go to
moon. Sooner better.
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And 1 think maybe Joe's got
something there.
ficers will be held at the December
meeting with Mrs. R. Needham
conducting.
Lunch was , served by Mrs. C.
Anstay and her committee.
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Crime Statistics
By C. J. Harris
Many of the Canadians who were
stationed in the south of England
with this country's World War Two
army will remember that at one
point during ithe prolonged training
period prior to D,day some of the
local Englishnewspapers seemed
to go out oftheir way to blame
,Canadian servicemen for civilian.
crimes committed in the area.
For many Canadian soldiers the
stay in Britain was long, and there
were loiag periods of boredom.
Some did commit crimes, petty and
otherwise, but the number of Can-
adian miscreants was never as
great as ik was at one time sup-
posed by heal residents: Perspec-
bwve was restored when officers
representing Canadian and British
army headquarters toured the tom,
mand area and suggested to local
editors ,that it was unfair to Estate
in reports of unsolved crimes that
a Canadian was probably the
culprit.
The incident is not recalled here
to implyeither dishonor to the
Canadians or ,discredit to .the Eng-
lish. Neither would be deserved.
The story is retold only to illus-
trate the point that it Ls a natural
reaction --a 'human failing, if you
1 will --4o plane blame en the out-
sider. And the same tendency has
been apparent here in Canada in
the post-war years in that there
has been widespread belief that
recently -arrived immigrants have
been responsible for a high pro-
portion of criminal offences. For-
tunately, reliable evidence on the
subject has been prepared by fed,
eral government authorities. It is
evidence that completely refutes
the charge against our new citizens.
The report is based on a study of
criminal statistics for the, years
1951.1954. In that period the crime
rate among foreign -,born Canadians
was less than half the crime rate
among native-born Canadians. For
every 10,000 males between the
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ages of 15 and 49, there were 86.6
nat'ive.born offenders, only 42.8
foreign -born offenders. The single
class of offence in which the for-
eign -born rate was higher fiihap the
native-born rate was in crimes re-
lated to gambling and lotteries.
Tho rumor of a high crime rate
among foreign born can!: l ians w 11
not die easily. Th f:::..1 -"as re-
ported by Ottawa should be em-
ployed to sink that rumor wher-
ever it pops up.
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