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The Goderich Signal-Star, 1957-05-09, Page 10Want.One"Up. _ 1 , World11 l�F n Moher Has Big Come Down • �yv ri lith ' 11 Who was app utly rr>.1 Us i0 ' her live OW14 0.1 bQ "up in the w4Tli °? eater in Eife has been diSlOged trta'01 her two-storey Web. 1Whiiiiii4epairirig the rot on tlto house of Cu1ey Hill, Wel- liltgtoca' `tit, Earl Cooper =teed that somebody had been tearing off shingles at the 'edge of the roof. The same If You're TIRED ALL. TIIE TIME Everybody gets a bit rum—down now and then, tired -but, heavy -headed, and maybe bothered by4backaches. Perhaps nothing 'Seriously wra�ag, just a temporary tonic condition caused by excess acids and wastes. That's th© time to take Dodds. Kidney Pills. Dodd's stimulate the kidneys, and so help restore their normal actio of removing excess acids and wastes. Then you feel better, sleep better, work better. Get Dodd's Kidney Pills now. Mals for the blue box with the red band at all druggists. You can depend en Dodd's. 52 mysterious marauder had" ap- parently been, stealing young birds from nests in trees sus"- roundi g the house. A search for'the culprit re- vealed the mother coon and her five young ones just under the edge of the roof and on torp of the brickwork off ,the two-storey house, xg the sutaport of oy Meriam, Mr. Cooper climbed up to the roof of the house armed with a Long wire lasso. The mother coon was lassoed in her hideaway and lowered to the ground. When she hit the ground, she ran off down the hill towards Goderich Elevators. Two of the young coons were kept by one man to raise as pets. The other three were given their freedom and headed off to - join their run -away mother. 0 0 0 The Canadian primary textile in- dustry comprises the establish- ments engaged in manufacturing or preparing textile fibres — cotton, wool, silk, and the various syn- thetics—and in spinning, weaving, felting, knitting, dyeing and finish- ing these fibres and products made from them. 1*E SOCCER IS 441DPY VES, LlkEp 7 ��, TR,FME� G1Fp5 /FQRDOu3EELIA SED Ir /PAYSrO 5'4°13 ....4T' Branch Agent for CNR Money Orders flJ1tc APPLIANCES; Zfiun,FFtIGIDAIRE „2u.4f, .. FOR. SALES' d SERV/CF .GODERICH owtlw$QUARE •• l'Ao«e 586, CHOOSE YOUR OWN TERMS ON ANY FARM L + A OVER $1500 at TRANS CANADA CRthIT Need extra cash for your farm? Then solve your financial prablenr w h -frim Tram Canada Credit. ight now Trans Canada Credit is offering special terms on all farm loans above $1500. Payments can be spread over as long as two -and -a -half years, and can be made in any one of these three ways 1. 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The All -Canadian Loan Company TRANS CANADA CREDIT CORPORATION„ LIMITED 148 The Square — Goderich Telephone 797 a OUT ON A LIMB W OTH BILL SMILEY With Mother's Day looming up again, it's as good a time as any to take a good, long look at Dear Old Mom, before we're overcome by those touching Mother's Day ads and rush out and buy her some- thing we can't afford and she doesn't want. # 0 u And before somebody tells me we should keep Mother's Day in our hearts every day of the year, not gust on Sunday, let me state that even we humans, who are pretty good at it, • couldn't go around being that hypocritical all year. ecause, mark my words, there are no bigger hypocrites in the world than you and me, oh Mother's Day. That's the day we treat Mom as though she was made of spun „glass, instead of rawhide; the day we take off the boxing mitts and handle her with kid gloves. On Mother's Day, she's a cross be- tween Florence Nightingale and Joan of Arc. We heap flowers on her as though she was dead. ; We pile cushions at her back, make her put .her feet up, prevent her from doing the dishes, and general- ly make her as uncomfortable as possible. * The ne'er-do-well son who was completely potted Saturday night, as usual, shows up with a potted plant on Sunday. The young rip of a daughter, 'who was chasing around the country in a fast car half the night, -gropes her way downstairs on Mother's Day with a pair of nylons." The Old Man, who normally lavishes on her about one-half the care and love he gives the car or tractor, produces a third-rate breakfast -in -bed and a box off chocolates. Everybody feels wonderful. It's Mother's Day. Big Deal. All is forgiven. 5 * :1: * What g@4s me is that the Old Lady goes for this production hook, line, and sweet talk. She knows full well that the day after Moth- er's Day she'll be back in her ac- customed role of unpaid domestic servant, size 18 Rock of Gibraltar, and family wailing wall. But it's all she can do to keep from cluck- ing as she herds her brood to church on Mother's Day, red flow- ers in their lapels, and big, phony miothiff-love expressions pasted on T c._ 5 * That's the trouble with mothers. They're too predictable. If you kick a' dbg 'it will snarl at you, maybe bite. Kick your mother and she'll turn the other cbeelc. Rub a cat's fur the wrong way and it will scratch you. Rub your mother the wrong way and she'll whip up a batch of cookies to snake you feel better, because you wouldn't be so mean to her unless you were upset about something. Mothers might as well face the fact that they've been spoiling Western Ontario's First Big Bingo In 1957 $5,000.00 CASH BINGO 3 Cards for $5 Admission Entitles- you to play on all 16 BIG GAMES Extra Cards, $1.00 Each, also good for all games. CLINTON LIONS ARENA FRIDAY, May 10 Games Start at 9' o'clock $500.00 CASH DOOR PRIZE 2 GAMES- FOR $1,000.00 2 GAMES FOR $ 500.00 2 GAMES FOR $ 250.00 10 GAMES FOR $ • 100.00 .730 Proceeds for Clinton Service Club's Swimming Pool Fund 19 DAtAY!!A&%$ GET INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AND ENJOY HEALTH— BUILDING MILK FROM ANDREW J.,AlRY el r.- Q.7, firn GOMM:107a SIONAL.STAR Hockey Champions UNION lI1\11ONi kikaDERZ.Cn TOWN i g1 , i&q y f^i,- `'Pi gc1 tt3 Uta74 To Get Watchet ites held a' suteee sf ted at the home of Mrs. J. Stoner /4.3B a Goderiela Midget Sailors, wi�ors of the 05111L ` hUdget `IV title ,Cor the second year in succeE,sion, utli)! receive 1,vatehes from 'tire tewn Ars honor, ,t,f thou achieve aa out, it'was decided by Couneil Friday. A $250 grant to the'Young Can, ada Week pee wee hockey tourna- mmeant was also approved. A request tor a grant to the Red Cross was referred to the finance committee for a report. The recent drive for funds for the Red Cross fell a little short of the objective in CGoderieh, Council was told. Spring meeting of Huron County Municipal O ,1 cers Association will he held in Goderich on May 22, it was announced. Payment of Gode rrch's membership tee of $15 rives approved. 'Connell was told that, all county municipalities, except Goderich Township, belong to the association. Uncollected taxes stand at $42;50'8.31, according to another report placed befdre Council. Dur- ing April, overdue taxes amount- ing to $1,37,1.70 were collected. Council approved a motion that Reeve E. C. Fisher represent it ,at the GDCI cadet inspection. Notice was received that a com- pany is setting up a "hot mix" plant at Holmesville and will be in a position to supply municipalities with road -building materials. their children rotten ever since they started having children. Look at the mess Eve made of bringing up ners. 1i shed taken young Lain across her knee a Jew times, she would have knocked some al that temper out 01 him, and he wouldn't nave clobbered Abel. 5 5 :i: 5 As long as they keep on leading with their chins, mothers may ex- pect to be treated as punching bags. As long as they take every- thing lying down, their children will continue to walk' all over them. Mothers have been celebrated in song and story for centuries. There was Old Mother Hubbard, first in a long line of Mothers who "hav- en't a thing in the house to eat." There was Mother Shipton, an old girl who foretold the future with the frightening insight that only a mother can muster. And there was Mother M:urgatroyd, an ami- able old trout who used to water the gin something fierce at a pub called The Gate Hangs, High in England, during the last war. In the music department is that old banshee, Mother Machree, who has suffered a lingering and hor- rible mutilation by a succession of so-called Irish tenors. And there is Mother Brown, who has been implored to get her knees up by generations of English music -hall singers: '8: , a: lri -the bossy line, there was Queen Victoria, a formidable old mother who drove her son Edward to drink and women. There was Catherine the Great, Mother of All the Russias, who drove her hus- band crazy. And there was Marie Antoinette, who drove to the tumbrils, after her unfortunate adjuration to let the peasants eat, ready -mix, if they were „short o bread. However, when all is said, there is nobody like Dear Old Mom. When you're broke, hungry Or sick. And when Mother's Day rolls around, I'll be there with the best of them, with my gift. Assistance of anyone who knows how to gift- -- ift- Qt: a lawnmower would be wel- come. lemommimosumniminaw TELEVISION REPAIRS TO ill MAKES. 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