The Wingham Advance-Times, 1974-12-23, Page 18G
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1974—
Bill Smiley
n appeal to parents
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On Dec. 14, 101, Britain
mourned the death of Prince
Albert, husband of Queen Vic.
torte.
In the *cared good old days, a
great Many Who . are now
middle -awed *nen were in the
ne . buusine s. That is, they
had a paper route and made a bit
of spent money, eves in the
d+relr>lion 'years.
was cloi ely associated with a
paper mate myself, although I
d't ;exactly have one. My kid
brother dad. l wits sort of his buss-
mesa manager or financial advis-
er.
Every Saturday night, after
he'd made his weekly collections,
1 Would inveigle him into the
bathroom, look the door nobody
Could hear, and give hliiti some
sound business advice.
I'd remind him that he was too
fond of candy and pop and other
tooth -rotting confections, that he
had no willpower, and that he'd
only squander his hard-earned
fifty cents if he didn't invest at
least part of it every week.
He didn't know much about in-
vestments and wanted to put
some of bis money into a piggy
bank. I'd tell him severely that
that was no way to make his
money grow. He should give it to
me and watch the interest pile up.
He'd bawl a bit, but then he'd
come around after a bit of arm -
twisting, and see the point. The
point was that I was stronger
than he was.
I'd -always let him keep part of
it, maybe twenty cents. I'd take
the other thirty cents and invest
it. I invested it to the Saturday
night movie, a bottle of pop and a
chocolate bar. It was a wise in-
vestment and paid good dive;
dends. The many movies I thus'
enjoyed enriched my experience
of the human condition, enlarged
my vocabulary, and added to my
personal pleasure in life:
It took him about two years to
catch on, two of the best years of
my life. There was, of course, a
confrontation. He swore I had
conned him out of at least sixty
doflars. I scoffed at this and told
him it was only about fourteen.
But the little devil hal been
keeping his books. \
Last time I saw . him, in Ger-
many last spring, he informed
me that with compound interest,
f now Owed semi• $44,000 and if I
didn't come up withit, he'd be
i
interested in taking t out of my
hide. lam still an inch`taller thap
he, but he out -weighs me by forty
Pounds -
So
o ids -So we compromised. I told him
that if he paid all my expenses on
my trip, I'd 7dig up the money
somehow. He did. And thank
goodness I haven't seen him
since.
All this has been brought to
mind by a recent development in
the delivery of daily newspapers..
Itis just another sign of our afflu-
ent age, when even the;.kids have
so much money they don't have to
work. .
For years, I've taken two daily
newspapers, morning and even-
ing. They take opposite political
stands, and both are so warped
that if I take a stand in the middle
of their polarized points of view, I
am right in the temperate zone,
which f . prefer.
At any rate, it seems that these
titans of the press cannot, simply
can sot, secure young carrier
girls or boys to peddle their
papers.
The morning paper has simply
given up. No delivery. The even-
ing paper has hired independent
agents "operating their own vehi-
cles." This means guys who drive
around in their own cars and hurl
the paper out the car window in
the general direction of your
house.
In the good old days of about six
weeks ago,, I felt a little tingle of
warmth when the door -bell rang.
"Ah, the paper boy," I would re-
mark wittily. And it was. The
boy, or sometimes girl, was
faithful and loyal, even in the
foulest weather. I knew ' the
country was going to hell in a
hearse, but I felt that this was one
hummock of decency and virtue
in a morass of miseries.
Now I feel a very strong tingle,
not of warmth, but of rage, at
paper -delivery time. It is my
custom when I arrive home after
a hard day on the assembly line
at the pupil -factory, to take off
my jacket and my shoes, and
take on a cold beer before pro-
ceeding to peruse my paper.
This entire routine has been
spoiled, not to say desecrated, by
the new delivery method. I still
go through the first parts of the
procedure, but the beer tastes
flat as I stew around, waiting for
the paper. It arrives any time be-
tween four and seven. That
means I have put back on my
shoes and gone out in my shirt-
sleeves in the winter wind to
search around in the snow for my
paper as many as four times.
This is not conducive to
lowering a man's blood pressure.
At least they put the thing in a
plastic bag. But this is covered in
three minutes when it's snowing,
which it always seems to be when
I go out to look for .my paper.
To add insult to injury, Ire-
ceive a letter from the circulation
department of the big, fat, rich,
lousy.newspaper telling: ma that
the price is going up and that "We
feel this is a reasonable price to
pay for dependable delivery to
your driveway six days a week."
Well, let me just say to the cir-
culation manager that I don't
want the paper delivered to my
driveway but to my house. My
ear can't read.
And let me add that the service
is not dependable, in its present
condition. And let me further add
that if you can't do better than
that, 1 will shortly tell you what
you can do with your newspaper.
Sideways.
This is a direct appeal to all
parents. Please cut off your chil-
dren's allowances, so that at least
some of thein will be available to
peddle papers in the old way.
This is a cry from the heart.
Civilization is sinking. Must this
last vestige of normalcy go down
with it?
Cotiy for Crossroads eIsi-
fteds must be received by $ pan.,
Wednesdsiy of week prior to pub-
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Old dishes shop
international
tourist business
A love for dishes — an interest
in old patterns. — concern for the
people unable to complete their
dinner services because their
patterns had become obsolete —
these were the elements of the
runaway hobby that led into a
family business for - Margaret
Roe of Highland Creek, Ontario,
and four of her five sons.
Today, Mrs. Roe's company,
Old China Patterns Limited, re-
quires an office staff of seven
people to handle inquiries, pro-
cess orders, locate and buy pat-
terns which are no longer in pro-
duction.
She says there are several rea-
sons why people search for obso-
lete dish patterns. Some have
paid a great deal of money for
their dishes. To protect their in-
vestment, any broken pieces
should be replaced.
Other reasons are nostalgia
and family pride in dishes handed
down from one generation to the
next.
Old China Patterns also offers
to interested individuals and
groups pattern displays, ° films,
talks,' appearances in china
sections of department stores.
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Germans gave America
the Christmas tree habit
By ROALD HAASE
"0, Tannenbaum, 0, Tan-
nenbaum."
Thus rings the opening of
the familiar German Christ-
mas chant, which in English
translates into "0, Christmas
Tree, 0, Christmas 'free."
Perhaps it's fitting that the
most famous song about a
Cbristinas tree should be in
German. It appears that the
Germans and other Northern
European peoples were re-
sponsible for transferring to
America the custom of deco-
rating evergreen trees in the
Yule season.
Where and how this trans-
ferral of custom first oc-
curred is clouded in a kind of
historical haze. It is known
that the Puritans who settled
in New England in the 17th
century did not look wrath fa-
vor upon the open celebration
of Christmas.
Books about the origins of
Chriastmas customs in Amer-
ica are 8 trifle 'vague about
the subject. Moat agree that
there is a possibility that the
German (Hessian) merce-
naries woddng for Britain
during the Revolutionary War
celebrated Christmas with the
Yule trees.
James H. Barnett in "The
American Chria1Ines" says
that Germain. hid settled in
P.lrybr,a Wig before the
Bevelatieruay War and tiatit
•
is possible that the custom be-
gan there.
Barnett quotes an account
)31 a Christmas celebration in
Bethlehem, Pa., in 1747. The
account states that piles of
green brushwood had been
piled into pyramids and the
pyramids were decorated
with candles. Barnett sug-
gests the possibility that this
is where the Christmas tree
tradition was spawned.
In "The Trees of Christ-
mas," compiled by Edna Met-
calfe, it is pointed out that
Christmas trees began to ap-
pear early in the 19th century
hi German settlements in
Pennsylvania; by 1840, they
were commonplace in that
part of the country.
'The Metcalfe book also
mentions the placing of a tree
by a captain in the U.S. Army
at a Western fort in 1804.
A couple of sources say that
the first recorded observation
of the use of a Christmas tree
occurred in Cambridge,
Mass. iA German-born profes-
sor at Harvard, Dr. Charles
Follen, put up a tree in his
Cambridge home in 1832, ac-
cording to an akcount in a bi-
ography
iography written by his widow.
The Metcalfe book cites oth-
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migrants putting up the deco-
rated conifers during the holi-
days in the 19th century. The
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