The Wingham Advance-Times, 1974-02-21, Page 20Bill
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Fpr Sale
GLRNDAI E MQ1311a ROMS
and Travel Irrailers. for sale also
large fully serviced., and 4,14110-
KaPealtnobliP home lots foe rent,
First sideroad, west of Stratford
on Highway 0,. >l voile north•
• Crystal Take, Mobile Homes,
Court Ltd., ' RR 5, Stratford.
Phone 393-6121 tf
WE HAVE one of the widest gift.
selections in the area, Visit J. J.
Hammer Ltd., Neustadt.
7-14-2148
CAMPERS - Year end clear-
ance of rental Sunkamper hard-
top campers. Moore's Trailer
Mart Ltd., 377 Iturorr St., Strat-
ford - call 273-1850. rrb
• CAMPING
AND TRAILERS
JEWELL TRAILER SALES-
Starcraft,, Jayco, Prowler, Glen-
dale. Open 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Closed
Wednesdays. Highway 86 east,
Listowel. Phone 291-1158.
My9
,The Living Bible, buy ten get one
free. Bell's 3ook & Bible Shop,
505 , Wallace South, Listowel,
L 14-21-28-7
GODF .REY E. SCHUETT LTD.
of Mildmay and Mount Forest of=
fer electric organs, at $795.00 and
$1,395.00;: each, Electrohome ste-
reo sets in good cabinets .$349.00.
to over $900.00 each, Simmons
and Kroehler bench chester-
fields, also 12 ft. wide carpet and
hard _surface floor coverings.
ZDENO, all 1973 flohda 'models
still for the old price, largest
selection of motorcycle parts, ac-.
cessories and clothing in the
area,' largeselection of USED
.:BIKES, Zdeno CyclerCentre,
Honda .:Sales & • ,Service, 431
• Elizabeth Street, Guelph, Ont.,
821-4590.
-41,28-'7114,
14:,
VERY GOOD PRICES on.
flex. and Ski -Whiz„ snowmobiles.
NEW: AUTHORIZED DEALER
FOR' THIS AREA for the Roll -o- -
flex system, good reliable service
you can depend on, also your
complete lawn. and ' garden
centre, LLOYD'S .SMALL EN-'
. G NES, RR 1, ATWOOD, 356-
2639. We even have Sekine first
quality bicycles.
21'28
.20ft. load racks $375.00
18. n20 ft. ' $20.00' per ft.
bale racks
.zero grazing harvesters
.wheel discs reconditioned
with now bladas while stock
lasts.
.corn planters.
.cultivators - new and o'sod
.fertilizer spreaders 3 point
hitch list $316.00
• now $266.00
.Schultz 200 bushel manure
spreaders save► $300.00
now $1,582,00
.now post hole °$175.00
augers
.scraper blades 6 ft. $120.00
7 ft. $135.00
8 ft. $250.00
.sprayers 100-500 U.S. gallons
.wagons wilth used $170.00
tiros
.ploughs 3 - 6 ft. furrow
Clifford
327-:8045
Keeping, hause isn't
Notice
THE MODERN way to milk cows
is with a pipeline.. Hinrnan
Distributor for all Hinman parts
and service 'to equipment, Con-
tact Michael: O itscher, RR 5,
Mildmay, "phone 367,.
31-7-14-21
' SNOW WHITE. lives in Saugeen,
Highlands, Durham, Ont. Plan to
come to our Winter Festival
March 1, 2, 3. Activities and holi-
day spirit for all. Watch next
week's paper for a complete
schedule of events.
Miscellaneous •
GUNS BOUGHT, sold and re-
paired. Reloading components at
reduced prices. ABC Sporting
Goods, B. Jenkins, Minnie Street,
Wingham , rrpMar
FOR ALL YOUR power needs,
Moto Ski snowmobiles, complete
line of mowers, tillers and garden
tractors, quality Bolen's and
Toro equipment, see POWER
LAWN MOWER CENTRE, Har-
' riston.
14-21-28-7
COMPLETE home remodelling
service big or small. Call B.
TOMADINI, Harriston, 338-5528.
7-14-21-28
ATTENTION SKIERS
MINTO GLEN open , this season
Saturday, Sunday and School
Holidays 10':30amt. .to 5:00 p.m.,
flood -lit or night skiing Wednes-
day, Friday and Saturday 7:30 to
10:30 p.m. New Lodge facilities,
rental and runs. Downhill and
Cross Country :-Skiing, Srlowmo
biling and Tobogganing.' Special'
Rateson season tickets for fami-
' lies or clubs. MINTO GLEN SKI
CLUB; Harrison, dial 338-2007 or
338-2722.
rr Mar.
•
Wanted To Buy
CARS; trues and tractors for
wrecking. e :us for any parts,
towing or sod used tires. Bill's
• Auto Parts, phone 338-021, RR 3,
Harriston.
•
14-21-28-7
LInency not due
to one silk factor
The Cambridge Institute of
Criiminology has completed a
10 -year survey of 411 School-
boys from a workingclass
neighborhood in London and
concludes that delinquent
boys are most likely to come
from large, low-income fami-
lies, to be, aggressive and be-
low average intelligence, and
to have crirnu>gi or unsatis-
factory parents.
Results of the study show
that delinquency arises from
a complex mixture of home
atmosphere and the circum-
stances in which a family
lives and the personal charac-
teristics of the boy; no one
factor could be singled out as
most to blame.
FRANKLIN BORN
Benjamin Franklin was
born in Boston on Jan. 17,
1706.
IARVY W. REID
CHARTERED
ACCOUNTANT
218 I.up4i.. Street
Melbas
357-1522
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Far ItepreSentatit•rs In Your Area
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CONSULTANTS LIMITED
(519) 744.6535 Collect
}load'Office - 56 Weber St. E., Kitchener, Ont.
We Buy existing .Mortgages for instant Cash -
Women, as any man can tell •
you, are a mixed blessing. And
every women is a different 'mix.
Some are like beer. They slake
your thirst, but make, you feel a
bit logey, and you wind up with a
headache. Others are like an 8 to
1 martini: cold, very dry, and
they hit you right between the
eyes.
This is an interesting meta-
phor, but I think I'll pursue it
some other day. Like when Wo-
meo's Lib has crumbled back
into a cringing sounding -board
for male egos. Don't hold your
breath waiting for that column,
Anyway, there I was, living the
happy, blissfully peaceful, sordid
life of a guy who is batching it.
Newspapers all over the floor,
ash -trays looking like Mount
Vesuvius, dishes in the sink piled
so high I couldn't see the taps.
Cosy, like. -
M wife seemed to be so fasci-
nated by her grandson that I
thought this idyllic existence
might go on for months. I'd make
a duty call every second night or
so, and, as a matter of course,
ask her if she missed me. "No,"
she'd reply cheerfully.
One night I got carried away,
and told her that I missed her.
Ah, fatal error. "You do?" she
chirruped.
"Yeah. Well, you know. It's not
the same without you," thinking
of the facts : a pile.of soiled socks;
down to my last sliirt, the one
with the peekaboo look where the
seams are ripped; nothisng but TV
(ecccch!) dinners for the last
1
four days.
She took another, romantic
meaning, and it didn't help when
I added, in jest, "Yep, and I'm
sick of that big, strapping blonde
I had to hire to do the homework.
Maybe she's only 28, but 1 think,,
c,
that bosom of hers is practically
obscene. She should be in burl+e -
que•"
My wife was home on the next
bus. It didn't seem to help her
norMally furious disposition that:
I was out curling when she ar-
rived.
-She was completely unsytnpa-
thetic when I got home at. mid-
night and explained the hour by.
telling her that I'd had to go
through the usual exchange of
chewing gum, inanities .and.
recipes . for cheap wine that we
male curlers -have to put up with
after each game.
She was reading a book when I
came in. Dangerous sign. "Hello,
Bill," without looking up. Icicles.
Proffered kiss was offered a
forehead. Then the. dam •broke.
The deluge began as a low,.
penetrating monotone, and built
up into something closely akin to
a fire siren.
"How can you be so filthy?"
This was the themeof thensuing
monglogue, during which your
faithful servant stood around
with rosebud mouth and baby
blue eyes agape, an innocent and
a broad.
Now, look. There wasn't a dirty
dish in sight (though she did find
some in the cellar -way.) I'd run
the carpet sweeper over a couple
of dirty -grey spots on. the rug. I.
O'CL rt./
tA, uette.,
Li By Roberta Lee
'Q. Is it proper to go on eat-
ing while carrying•on a.conver- .
sallon with another person who -
Is doing most of the talking, yet
talkiiig more or less ";to you?
A. Give -'and -take there .must
be in dinner -table ' conversation •
e-table�
blit since there mush, r sa be
eating, you can only strive to
combine the two in pleasantly
alternating interutzls.
Q. Whose privilege is it to sel-
ect the music to be played at a
•church wedding?
A 2"he bride's. But, of course
she should consult with her min-
ister regarding this, since 'some
types of music are banned in
certain churches.
Q. When a man is dining" in a
restaurant with his wife, and
another couple stops at their
table for a few words, must he
rise?
A. A man always rises when.
a woman stops at his table.
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Q. When a newcomer arrives
at a large party in your home,
is it necessary to p take him
around the house and introduce
him to everyone else, or attempt
a mass introduction?
A. Either would be awkward
Much better to take your guest
to a small group where you are
sure he will enjoy himself, intro-
duce htm to these persons, and
he can take care of his own
'introductions front there on.
• Q. Is the recipient of a birth
announcement` always expected
to respond with a gift of some
kind?
A. Definitely not -- although it
IS a nice response. It's up to
how you feel about it.
Q. Would it be proper for me
to give a shower in honor of
my nephew's lancer? She is a
stranger in town, and none of
our relatives or friends have as
yet met her.
A. Not a shower. Guests
should never be asked to bring
gifts to a stranger. 1t would be
nice, however, for you 19 give a°
party in her honor, for the pur-
pose of introducing, her to your
relatives and friends.
Q. .I've, always been under the
impression that tithe breaking of
breath" and, ark lis `.l ,o j 's
soupt y a ,�r.T,`-�::m� rao-� i� . • � '�.�' }
='ilk � �dd;,• .. � :t"�'
it done :all the time.' How about
this/
• Although this was formerly
frowned upon, it is now .consid-
ered 'aft right:
Q. Is • it necessary to write' an
acknowledgment, of a gift to the
giver if he already has been
thanked verbally? r.
1 A Usually '.one's verbal
thanks are enough but still,
there NEVER is anything at all
wrong . with a sincere note of
thanks. •
Q. When a doy with,whom a
girl has been going* for some
time invites her to his home to
dinner and for the purpose of
meeting \his parents, is it proper
or expected for the girl" to take
a gift of some sort to his mother?
.No.
Q. Please comment -on the cor-
rect manner of eating soup?
A. 'Remember that the cup or
bowl of soup is tipped away
from you. Your spoor.away
also
filled by .&.ping it away from
you. The soup is then sipped
from the side of the spoon, as
noiselessly as possible ofeourse.
The entire spoon is never thrust
into the mouth.
Q. Must a man, while dining
in a restaurant with, his wife,
always rise whenever another
couple stops at their table for a
few words?
A. He mtest always rise when
a woman stops at"his table.
Q. Would it be proper for us
to send a wedding gift of money
to some newlyweds who live in
a distant city?
A Certainly, quite proper.
licenced Mechanic
Wanted
Absolutely the best wages and
working conditions to the right
individual.
Call John 323-1080
�autumn
TIRE
(FlflROIflfl TIRE
MOUNT FOREST
have no acme of ounell, so hew
could I knew that the whole jOint
smeUndlike a cat -house? I hadn't
made the bed' for three weeks,
but, hell, we changed, our slutets
only, once a month in prtsen
camp. SO.O,I,, Mete°plants were
dead, ,but. who can think of water-
ing plants when his mind is filled
with the anguish of the human
race and whether or not the Leafs
are going to make the playoffs?
What am I, supposed to do,just
because her feet go "Squish,
squish", when' she walks around
the kitchen• floor? • It ''never.
bothered me.1 wore my toe -rub-
bers. '
Mist? What dust?: As she writes
her name on the coffee table.
Beer bottles? What beer bot- •
ties? They're all down, the cellar
ey
t hard
except tha three on the counter.
I was pretty hurt; and ..dies
p -
Pointed, f can tell you. I• had
sweated and sl,aved and torn my
guts; out for at least .twenty
Utes, tqirucing Bp the PlaeiKshe
wouldn't have a, Men to . come
home to.
't make that ,Mess behind.
the low tail toilet.. and then
pull the toilet4id Over. down to
hide it. The cat did,
didn't break'that saaeer in her
favorite.coffee .set. The cat did.
I didn't put that burnhole in the
rug It was the cat, He was
smoking a cigar butt he picked
up on the street,
My wife is the type who has the
.kitchen floor so'clean you can eat
off it.'So,'who wants to eat off the
kitchen fluor?
Club
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Wim$1,000Qf timeofwinning goal,
$25.00 on every. other goal
Tickets available now
from anyWingham Kinsman
2118
BRU$SELS
MOTORS LTD.
"Huron County's Foremost
Car & Truck Dealer''
BANK
iAi(E RAF
Avg. I'1,78 n/$over 36 Enos,
for new and used cars
28 Successful Years
In The Same Town
OPEN Weekdays list to
Saturdays tilt 4
CARS and TRUCKS
A
HURON DEAD STOCK
REMOVAL, CLINTON . ,
Weare novo paying $5-$15
for fresh dead or disabled
cows and horses over 500
lbs. Two trucks to serve
you better. Fast efficient
• service. All small farm
stock picked up,
• • free
charg 4,Wer ee =tb „ rdQ f .
License No. 237-C-7
Call us first, . you won't
have to call anyone else.
• 24 -Hour Service
7 Days a Week
CALL COLLECT 482-9811
- office, travel and
tent TRAILERS
• truck campers
- truck caps
- trdiier parts and
accessories_
O0p.n 6 days, closed Wed.
2'h miles west of Hanover
on No. 4 Hwy. Ph. 364-3748
TRAILED?
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PLAN YOUR.
MOTORING
FUTURE NOWT
Increase the resale
value of your car or
truck with
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PROMS
517 11th Ave.,
Hanover
Ca I i Les at 364-2832
"A MUST TO PREVENT
RUST"
TELEVISION
AND STEREO
ANTENNA SERVICE
-Colour T.V. Towers
Our specialty.
--year-round
service.
-Free estimates.
CALL COLLET.
3644313
Doug Harker
IANOVER;
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LESLIE MOTORS .
FORDMERCURY
Sales and Service
Used Cars, and Trucks
Bus, 338=23.10.
.
After Hrs; 338-3133
HARRISTON
ou Sell.
357-2320
You Can't Beat
SAUGEEN
'VALLEY MEAT
W a l..
h�� sa e
and'
Retail Service
Neustadt
Phone,327'8401
On -the form ser"vice'
„ Phone• 291-2521.
ain1on FACTORY
OUTLET
In Ther Ori •nal
OLD MILL
N *h. roam/ troth
.IN BLYTH
WOOL Od LQAiIO
is.. .: 'L'$M,i. r � >a;; iii. � u,
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Phone 356-280(
A.H. BOWMAN
MFG, LTD,
METAL FABRICATING
2
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ATWOOD -ONTARIO
r
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Also
Metered Concrete
Mobile Service
ATWOOD PET
FOOD SUPPLIES
LTD.
Due to the increase in
meat prices we are able
to give you top prices for
fresh, dead, or disabled.
cows and horses.
We will pick up your
calves and pigs free.
Radio equipped trucks
for the fastest service.
CASH ON THE SPOT
Local Calls
Atwood 356-2257
Long Distance
. Zenith 70656
7 Days a Week
24 Hours a Day
Lic. No. 427-C-73
Types.of
Insurance
3354525 357.2624
Il18 WINGHAM
USE YOUR HEAD WHEN
SHOPP'ING FOR YOUR FEET
SPECIAL core in fitting for
all ages.
ostention to groups, dubs
sport teams and institutions
GUYLER SHOES
(. .�.
Pelnisitstots
SMALL: ENGINE
,SERVICE A REPAIR
M. C. SMITH SPORTS
. „DIVISION '
M. C. SMITH APPLIANCES
Authorized factory
service for:.
TORO ,JOHN DEERE
BRIGGS $a STRATTON •
- AND KAWASAKi'
I icensed mechanic
oil premises tor
service and major,,
repairs to most
other makes.
RR 2, Listowel .291-3810:
Mon, Thru Fri: - 8 to 6
WHERE 6VR LOCATION
SAVES YOU' MONEY
P&F
Lawn &' Sports
LISTOWEL 291.2441
Licensed Mechanic
Visit Us Soon
LIVESTOCK
FOR SALE
Calves - Calves - Calves
Good Quality Holstein or Beef
Calves, 1 to 3 weeks old. Rea-
sonable Prices, We Deliver.
OSINGA BROS,
219 ILIL 1'
x4 Wood
LORENZ.,
Dead Stock Removal
$2e.00 for Norms§
le a pound for Cows
FAST SERVICE
Pfhoms XoIIi • 349.2410
DURHAM
Availpbie for`Ali`Types of
A /40101i SALES
Cholke Dairy. tattle Bought
and Sold
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Fac roves Avri,11 o:.f$r°,
H.PdDisp ersals' '
Coll
DAVID CARSON y .
Lletowal 291:-4049'
Where Satisfied Customers
:Se.nd'their Friends
ED
- Farmers;`
Businessmen
Individuals
Reasonable Rates
CALL NOW
Monkton anytime
3474241
Brussels Tues, and Fri;
107.6663:
Ronnenberg
Insurance Agency`'
• "Avoid Ilse Mai
HUNTER
MOVING
STORAGE
AG
ALLIED
VAN UMW
Local and Long Distance
Class D 'MCAT. Licence
For delil►ery or shipping needs
CALL THE EXPERTS.
HANOVER
Collect 364.1540
M. C. Smith
N
Undo Whims
Now offering complete
service for TV, 'radio, re-
frigeration, ranges, and
other appliances. Backed
by •faetorydratnied service-
men, . a huge part,* invert.
tory, sophisticated repair
equipment and one a4Mkt-
western Otntarkeit fsrgest
stocks'of ms jo trpp�llsIteed
Rag, UOtewe
21410
"OttrIlloention
leittes yaw money."
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