The Wingham Advance-Times, 1972-03-09, Page 9to
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If the Book Says It -You've Had It
Democracy is a wonderful state in which
to five --until all the people who thrive in its
warm spirit'of self-determination begin to
strangle in the endless red tape without
which no."free" society seems able to oper-
ate.
The Advance -Times- has recently .com-
pleted one of those exercises in .utter futility
which are fast becoming the rule rather than
the exception in the Canadian way of doing
things. It was a battle of common sense ver-
sus the rules in the handbook—and the book
won, of course.
Printing firms, along with thousand's of
other Canadian businesses, are expected to
read and memorize all the sections and sub-
sections of a dozen varying provincial and
federal acts. They range all the way from
advertising which falls under the labor code
to the collection of sales tax—and in the lat-
ter case the printer is supposed to act as
policeman for the two governments.
A few years back some changes were
made in the federal` sales tax act which ex-
cluded books printed for educational pur-
posesfrom the 12 per cent levy which applies
to most other printed matter. We rather
naturally concluded that the prize list which
we print each year for the Belgrave School
Fair would fall into this category, since the
i Lair is intended purely for the educational
benefit of the school children in the town-
ships of Morris and East Wawanosh.
Because The Advance -Times is an en-
thusiastic supporter of the type of practical
education which the tair has provided for the
past 52 years, we were happy to enter the
printing in our records as a tax-free item and
-thus save the hard-pressed directors a badly -
needed $40 or. $50 a year. Our belief in the
validity of the fair has led us to consistently
price the job at cost or considerably less than
4t
that figure.
, All was fine .until: last year, when a well-
mannered young inspector for the federal
saa, authority looked over our records
and decided that the book was, in fact, a tax-
able item and assfssed the Al" an amount
equal to three years' sales tax at 12 per
cent—about $145..00. Reason for the decision
was basest on the fact that advertisements
are sold to help cover the. cot of the book's
production.
We explained that the money collected
,,from advertising sales 'is not for the purpose
of making a profit, but .only as an added
source of financial support for a very worthy
educational enterprise. All to no avail. The
young man .was sympathetic, but he quite
rightly stated that the law said the prize li%t
was taxable. However, he suggested that we
submit the question to his superior in Lon-
don, which we did—and got the same an-
swer.
A few weeks ago we repeated the sub-
mission to London, including a letter of ex-
planation, pointing out thet the Belgrave
School Fair hangs on the brink of collapse
because of meagre financial support. The
ruling was the same. The Act says that if the
prize list contains paid advertising it is sub-
ject to taxation.
Neither the inspector nor the district of-
fice in London is wrong. They are correctly
• interpreting the regulatiohs of the Act. The
unfortunate' aspect is that common sense
says the Act should not apply in this case—
and our system_of regulations appears to be
so inflexible that there is no room left, for
.`''common sense..
There may come a day when we will all
suffocate in the sea of printed matter we
have produced to enforce the rules of our
particular kind of self-government.
Price for Planning Runs High
One of the subjects under warm discus-
sion at the session of Huron County Council
last week was membership in the Mid -West-
ern Development Council. At the February
council meeting a month previous, serious
objection had been raised to 'continuing
membership in MDC because Hue-on'was not
represented on the board of directors. In the
interval it was agreed by the board that such
representation would be granted, and as a
consequence the Huron council voted to re-
new its membership in MDC 'for another
year.
One of the reasons for doubt about af-
• filiation with the four -count development
association is the fact that Huron has set up
its own planning department: Total costs for
MDC and the Huron County project will run
to about $10.7,000. ' .
Aso - reeve, ,Jack Alexander, pointed
out, MRC has originated new plans and will
embark on projects which may be of con-
siderable benefit to this county. As long as
there is any possibility of productive activity
in the Huron area the investment in MDC
membership should be maintained.
However,on the basis of past perform-
ance it does, behoove the Huron council to
look sharply at the dollars required for MDC.
Our county has, of course, benefited to some
degree from the promotions sponsored by
MODA in the past, but it'is.q.uite obvious that
the major IIenefits have always" been re-
ceived by- the Waterloo -Wellington areae
which is more attractive to industry.
At the end of this year Huron County
should be Making_a detailed assessment .of
what has actually been done for this county.
The Stuff We Pay For!
If you missed Bill Smiley's comments on
the Jalna series in last week's issue of this
newspaper, dig out your copy and read his
remarks. What he has to say about a drama-
- tic fiasco should be tacked up over your TV
set for future reference.
The CBC's production of a highly adver-
tised dramatic series, based on novels by the
• Canadian writer, Mazo de la Roche, has
turned out to be nothing better than a hope-
less jig -saw puzzle. By the time the first epi-
sode was on the air one of the chartered
banks which helped to sponsor the series,
had recognized its bewildering characteris-
tics and was offering little folders in its
branches all across Canada so that the view-
ers could sort out the characters.
The original books left no such confusion
O in the minds of the readers. They provided a
fascinating story of an English -Canadian
family in their Eastern Ontario home. With
typical urge to "improve" on a successful
author's efforts, the CBC team managed to
•
mince the original story intoa thousand un-
related pieces and stir, with their now -
familiar spoon, all in the name of "art". The
result is a bewildering stew in which the po-
tatoes are indistinguishable from the meat.
Perhaps we could -laugh it off if someone
else was paying the bill for this confusing en- °
-'tertainment. It is unlikely we will ever learr
the total amount—but the CBC went dowr
the drain formany thousand& of dollars tc
produce only' a pilot first episode. .
The Jalna series would fare badly in a
dollar -by -dollar comparison with the Britisl-
production of "The. Wives of Henry VIII", a
masterful series based on the matrimonia
affair's of the 16th century English king. A
hard-working young BBC producer, his wif(
and a couple of assistants managed to get thf.
entire series on air for $35,000. •
• It would be highly interesting to knov%
the actual cost of the Jalna series and wha
percentage of the cost was met by advertis
ing revenue, because the Canadian public
has to pony -up for the difference.
Picket Lin�s #t the Front Door
It's only a matter o (Eine. In
the past generation, Joe Nobody,
you and I, have suffere4 from
every conceivable ty'pe,of Strike
that the warped little . human
mind can conceive.
You name it: from dockwallop-
ers to doctors, from technicians
to teachers, everybody see, to
have had a whack at try • o
strangle a few more bucks er
privileges out of the innocent by-
stander. That's you and I.
I'm getting pretty sour about
the whole nonsense, Somehow, I
can't fathom either the eco-
nomics or the ethics of a man who.,
is worth $1.25 an hour, and is get-
ting $2.75, demanding that he be
paid $4.00 and another -$2.00 in
fringe benefits.
Strikes are annoying, frustrat-
ing and usually pointless, in these
days. The worker gets a raise and
it takes him two years to get back
to where he was, financially. The
employer merely raises his
prices, or taxes.Therest of us get
it in two painful places; the neck
and the pocket -book.
But that's all common know-
ledge, and beside the point. One
of these fine days, the most po-
tent work force in the country is
going to realize what a powerful
weapon is the strike, and hit the
picket line.
When it does, we'll look back
with nostalgia and longing to the
good old days when a strike
merely meant you couldn't take
that trip, or there was a shortage
of sanitary napkins, or some
similar calamity was thrust upon
us.
That will be the day the house-
wives of the country, inflamed by
Women's Lib, dull husbands and
rotten kids, walk out the doors
demanding more money, better
working conditions and vast
fringe benefits.
That will be tie day that will
make the present vast tie-ups due
to strikes look like tiddleywinks.
That will be a day that might sig-
nal the end of civilization as we
know it.
I'm not kidding, and I'm defi-
nitely not exaggerating. If the
housel.vives of this nation with-
drew such elementary items as
cooking and cleaning, sex Ansi
sewing from our lives, the whole --
foundation of our society would
collapse.
Not immediately, of course.
For perhaps two days, ;husbands
would chortle, "She'll soon cone
around. She knows when she has
a good thing." And kids would
roar with laughter, "Is your old
lady on this strike kick too? It's a
riot. But she won't last. She needs
us.„ -
After a week, the comments
would change tone. Husbands:
"What the hell is wrong with that
crazy woman? I've given her the
est years of my life." And kids:
"Look, if she doesn't come back,
she's in for trouble. I haven't had
a decent meal or a clean pair. of
socks for days. And Dad is get-:
ting nasty. Wants me to do the
dishes and garbage and things
like that."
In two weeks the "innocent by-
standers" would be on their
knees. And the'garbage would be
up to their knees. .
Husbands: "Listen, kid. You go
out and tell your mother that I'll
give her eight, no, ten dollars a
month to blow on herself. Sky's
the limit." Kids: ."Listen Dad,
this is all your fault. We need that
woman, even if she is only our
mother. All our buttons are off,
and the sink's full of dishes, and
the dishes are full of crud."
In a month, the hospitals and
the mental institutions would be
overflowing. The take-home
chicken joints and the delicates-
sens would be booming, but the
supermarkets would be heading
for bankruptcy. Family axe -mur-
ders would be so common they
wouldn't even rate twa inches oh
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There's only one thing that will
prevent this catastrophe. As• we
all know, housewives are ex-
treme individualists. They can't
even agree on the texture of toilet
paper. How could they agree on
such delicate matters as fringe
benefits. Some would want forty
cents to sew on a button; others
would settle for a quarter.
And if they did form a union, it
would take them twelve years to
draw up the 'constitution, and
everyone would want to be presi-
dent.
So relax, you neglectful hus-
bands and demanding kids.
We're probably safe. But give the
whole idea a long, deep thought.
When a group of older citizens
in Venice, Florida complained
that .,thp y .anger ePnera.tion
drove too fast, the police decided
to investigate. They set ° up a
radar check and wrote 35 tickets,
the Ontario Safety League re-
ports. The average age of the
speeders was 41.3. Only five of
the 35 were teenagers. The oldest
was 74.
Quite a now Job!
At last, after two or three years of
rumors, the federal government 'has an-
nounced the site of the new Ontario interna-
tional airport. It will be located north-east of
Toronto in the Pickering-Stouffville area.
As recently as two weeks ago there was
semi-official word that the terminal would
be placed in the Niagara peninsula. Before
that we had heard that a site west of Listowel
was' under consideration. Another rumor
• ' placed it near Wiarton , and later, near
13arrie.
Naturally there was need for secrecy,
since premature announcement of the de-
cision would inevitably' have led to land
speculation and resultant inflated prices for
the farms which would have to be purchas
to make up the vast acreage for a mon
jet -port. It would seem, however, that the
history of airport planning included not only
secrecy quite a few carefully placed red
e herrings as well.
There may be some regret that the air-
port will not be located in Western Ontario,
because the plans include the development
of a new city in its environs. Perhaps, how-
ever, the loss to our own area may well be
cancelled out by missing the nuisance value
'which a great airport brings with it., Certain-
ly those whose homes are located in a wide
area around the airport :will not be very
happy about the noise pollution after the port
is in operation. The new city will bring busi-
ness, true, but it will also bring crowding,
destruction' of recreation, areas, traffic haz-
ards and a host of ether unwelcome at-
tributes of super -civilization.
More industry and brisker business we
can stated, but most of us are firmly dedi-
cated to the sort of place we call home. In a
few years' time the people of Pickering
Township may be looking for some of the
quiet spots in our part of the world.
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BY HELEN ALLEN
KEEN ON SPORTS
This thoughful boy is Jon, 11 'years old and Oneida Indian in
descent. Jon is a handsome lad, as you see, with sparkling brown
eyes, black hair and medium complexion..
Jon. is healthy, and active, interested in vigorous contact sports.
He plays floor hockey and soccer and he's keen on judo. in summer
he plays baseball. He seize' every opportunity to go hunting and
fishing. His favorite reading is stories about famous sportsmen.
An average student in Grade 6, Jon hes the potential to be above
average. His special interests are electricity and science.
As a Cub, Jon is always working to earn new badges. The latest is
for cooking.
Busy as he is, Jon has gig en a lot of thought to his future. He wants
very much to have a home of his own with parents who are outdoors
enthusiasts. He 'would be gerhappy td have older brothers. Farm
`life appeals to him, but he admits there are attractive features about
living in town, as long as there is scope for sports and general
outdoor activity.
He will be a rewarding son for warm, understanding parents who
will realize Jon will need time to realize he is really part of a family.
To inquire about adopting Jon. please write to Today's Child, Box
888, Station K, Toronto. F°dr genertil adoption information ask your
Children's Aid Society.
LARGEST FAMILY on skates at the Belgrave carnival were the seven children of Mr.
and Mrs. Wilfred Haines; back, J net, Bernie, Laurie, Lynne; front, Edwin, Bill, who
holds the prize, and John. —Staff photo,
ingbart Abbancoeinve
Wingham, Ontario, Thursday, March 9, 1972.
SECOND SECTION
News Items from Old- Files
MARCH 1937
Highway No. 4, from the 6th of
Morris to Wingham, will be
'paved this year, according to a
telegram received from Charles
A. Robertson, MLA.
On Sunday Rev. E. M. Loney
began his pastorate at the John
Street Baptist Church.
The employees of the Wingham
i.ManufactuTing Company who
had been on strike for -five days,
returned to work on Friday
morning. The arrangements
made were the same as those
made between Brown Bros. and
their. employees, 15' per cent in-
crease at once and a further 5 per
cent in September -
Charles Carter of East Wawa -
nosh has purchased the farm of
William Wellings on concession
12 of East Wawanosh. -
Norman Fry was- named win-
ner in the art posters class, Jack
Scott was winner in thehealth
book essays and Mildred Fitzpat-
rick won the bronze medal in the
recitation class when the WCTU
held its Medal Contest last week.
Freddie Templeman won a
bronze medal for his, singing.
- National Hockey :League star
Howie Morenz died Monday night
in Montreal after suffering a
heart attack. He was 34 years Old
and had been a star of the NHL
for many years. He was born 'in
'Mitchell.
Efforts to get a post office in
the town of Lucknow have finally
been successful..In the estimates
for Public Works for Western On- ,
tario brought down in the house
last week was $15,000 for a new
post office in the town.
On Thursday at the High School
Literary Society meeting an ora-
torical contest was held. The win-
ner ,,Verne`Walker , who spoke on
Russia, received the cup' which
was donated to the school for
yearly competition by the late
John W. King, MP. Willa Reid
placed second in the contest.
The Alps Golf Club has leased
the Alps Golf Course from A. T:
Nelles. We hope 1937 will be a
banner year for the Club.
On Friday morning a big white
cat became stuck in a section of
drain pipe which hadecome dis-
lodged at the home of(David Mc-
Gill. Gordon Davidson, with the
help of his brother Bill and a pair
of pliers, released' the animal'
which wandered away in a dazed
condition. •
MARCH 1947
The local firm of Howson and
Howson are expanding their busi-
ness, having purchased the mill-
ing business of Irving Wallace of
Blyth.
Dr. Sill Burgman recently re-
ceived the appointment of School
Dentist for Kirkland Lake.
The Huron Old Boys' Associa-
tion elected officers for the 47th
year of its existance. B. H. Mc-
Creath is president ; R. MacKen-
zie and Miss Vera Gardiner are
vice presidents; secretaries are
Mrs. C. Hollingshead and Miss
Mary MacGregor and treasurer
is E. Hunter.
James Angus was chosen full
time maintenance man and truck
driver for the town of Wingham
at the town council 1316eting last
week.
Chas. Dauphin, who has been
unable to return to his mill in
Teeswater because of the storm,
returned on Sunday afternoon, by
skis and made .the trip in 21
hours.
Professor A. W. Anderton, who
for the past six years has been,or-
ganist and choirmaster of the
Wingham United Church, h.s re-
signed and has accepted a simi-.
lar position in St. George's Angli-
can Church, Godericit
About 70 boys and girls.met in
the town hall Friday to form a
Junior Fish and Game Club. Arn-
old McIntyre was elected presi-
dent of the new club and Mary
Somers is secretarytreasu er.
Directors are Willard Platt; Ger-
ald Gerrie, John Hanna and Bill
Bain.
Ernest Seddon, band leader of
the Wingham Town Band, attend-
ed the annual convention of the
• Canadian Bandmasters' Associa-
tion held in Waterloo and was -
elected a member of the or-
ganization.
Trains are expected to arrive in
Gorrie Tuesday for the first time
since' March 1st. This is the long-
est period of time that residents
have been without mail for many
years.
' In the village of Whitechurch
an unusual sight greeted people
after the, recent storm. Teen-
agers who ski found a grand .,
slope, the east side of the Presby-
terian Church shed.
MARCH 1958
The Traffic Safety campaign
which. has been in progress in
Wingham schools for several
weeks was brought to a climax on
Friday evening as winners re-
ceived their awards. First prize
winners were Dean Balser,
Grades .1 to 4; Sandra Cameron,
Grades 5 to 8 and Ronald Parker,.
high, school. Respective second
prize winners were -Gary Reed,
Phillip Adams and Fred Steven-
son.
At an emergency meeting of
the council on Monday, Miss
Yvonne McPherson was ap-
pointed acting clerk -treasurer
and tax collector in the absence
of W. A. Galbraith Who is` ill.
Ken Zinn, who .formerly work-
ed at Reavie Motors, left on Sun-
day to take a course at the Mo -
Hawk Alignment in Toronto. Ken
is opening a' business in the Far-
rier building on Diag'^al Road on
Monday, March 17: .
Rev. C. R. Durrant of London is
taking charge of the services and
congregation at Wingham United
Church until a new minister is
appointed.
Levi . Bieman of the White
church area tapped 250 trees on
March 1st and reports a good run
of sap.
Sapper Glenn Austin, a mem-
ber of the 4th Field Squadron, ,
RCE, eldest son of Mr. and Mrs.
Wm. Austin of Corrie apd now .
„serving with the.4th Cana ian: Iaa� .•a
fantry Brigade in Germany, has
successfully, completed eight
weeks of intensive military train-
ing at the Brigade's Junior Non -
Commissioned Officer School. He
was third in a class of 68.
Members of the Howick Town -
.ship Council name i'Ernie Dins-
more as inspector for warble fly
spraying for 1958: Also accepted
was the tender Of J.. R. Engeland
to do the warble fly spraying.
A new, pump was installed at
Bob Downie's service station on
Josephine Street on Monday. The
pump is designed to mix standard
gasoline with an, octane concen-
trate to deliver the fuel best
suited for individual motors.
In a ceremony in Elmira on
Saturday, the marriage of Betty
June Stone and Frederick Walter
Lee was solemnized.
Honor newlyweds
at reception
WHITECI-" iRCH On F;•iday
evenir g r r eception was neld in
the co'r,.ii,unity hall in honor of
Mr. a' d Mrs. Thys Kloostra, re-
cent newlyweds.
Music for dancing and calling
off was supplied by Ward's Or-
chestra.
At- the close of the dance Mr.
and Mrs. Kloostra were called to
the platform and 'given seats of
honor while John Adams gave an
address expressing best wishes of
the gathering and Wayne Martin
presented them, with a gift of
money.
Mr. and Mrs. Kloostra both ex-
- pressed their thanks
"HOW COME YOU LE r MOM DRIVE WHEN
YOU THINK SO L./TTLE OF WOMEN AeIVsese "