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The Exeter Times, 1888-11-8, Page 3tenetentlentetreateMISMWOMeeeeitareentettenafranderandnanigtatliMat tilMallstook401451M J10455414MAMPalluncaltMenecez. mew (gRouGHING IT IN THE. BusH, reactonable mode of arguing. The unpeo. pled wastes of Cenede mu et preemie dry itepect to the new settler than the worldwas to our first parents af ter their expulsion froin the Gerden of Eden ; ell the sia which come defile the epot, or hauat it with the amoeba time a departed evil, is couteendrated in their own percions. Bed visits cermet be sup poaed to linger ewer a piece evheee Iodine ha6 never been. committed. The be- lief in ghoste, so prevalent in old countries, mime have had its feundation, in the eon- acionenesa of guilt. After °leering the low, crivernpy portion of the woods, with much difficulty, and the frequent amplicetion of the axe, to out aevey the fallee timber that impeded our progrese, our ears were assailed by e low, mooing, rushing sound, as of the falling ot waters, 'That is Herriot's Fells," said our guide. We are within two miles of our deetine tion." Oh, welcome sound 'But those two miles appeared more lengthy then the whole jour- ney. Thick clouds, that threatened a snowatorm, hed blotted oat the stars, and we continued to grope our way through a.nar- row, rocky path, upon the edge of the river, in almost total darknees. 1 now felt the chillnessof the midnight hour, and the fatigue of the long journey, with double foram, and envied the servant and ohildren, who had been sleeping ever sinoe we left Peterborough. We now deoended the steep bank, and prepared to moss the rapids. Dark as it was, I looked with a feeling of dread upon the fooming waters aa they tumbled over their be of rooks, their white create fleshing, life -like, amid the darkness of the night. "This ie an ugly bridge over such a dan- gerous place," said De----, as he stood up in the sleigh and urged his tired team across the miserable'insecure log bridge, where darkness and death raged below, and one false step of his jaded horses would have ly wooded with picturesque groups of oak plunged us into both. I must confess I drew and mine, and very much resembled a a freer breath when the bridge was crossed, gentleman% park at home. and D— congratulated us on our safe ar- Far below, to our right (for we were upon rival in Douro. the Smithtown side) we heard the rusbing of the river, wholie rapid waters never re- ceive curb from the iron chain of winter. Been while the rooky bauks are coated with ice, and the frost king suspends from every twig and branch the most beautiful and fan- tastic crystals, the black waters melt foam- ing along, a thick steam rising continuaaly above the reprice as from a boiling poi. mons to chop in two with axes; and after The shores vibrate and tremble beneath the , amout half•an.hour's labour, whioh to me, force of tbe iropetuous need, as it whirls poor, cold, weary eight I seemed an age, round cedamerowned islands and opposing the mal„ of the party abandoned the task rooks, and hurries on to pour its tribute in- in despair. To go round it was impossible; to the Rice Ltke, to dwell the calm, inaties- its roots were concealed in an impenetrable tic grandeur of the Trent, till ite waters are well of cedar -jungle on the right-hand side lose in the beautiful bay of Qainte, and of the road, and its huge branches hung over finally merged in the blue ocean uf Ontariothe precipitous bank of the river. . . CHAPTER. XII.--(Cogeneurge). "The nextmorning by daylight he con- ' thaued his journey, not forgetting to blaze -with his axe the trees to the right and •left as he went along, The ground was so .-spongy and wet that at every etep he plonged up to hie 'knows in water, hut he seemed no nearer the end of the swamp thma he had been the deer before. He saw several deer, a mown, and a grouodhog, during hie walk, but was unmolested by bears or -waive& Having passed through several -creeks, and 4114 a great many enakee, he felt eo weary iowercle the end of the second day that he determined to go home the next morning: Rut juet a,e he began to think hie osearolk wars truisleds, he obeerved that the .oedars ad temeracke which had obstructed his path became lees numerous, and were succeeded by bars and soft maple. The ground, also, became les e moist, and he woe soon /mending a rising elope, oovereel with lush and beech, which ehaded land o the very best quality. The old man wee now fully convinced that he bad cleared the great swamp; and that, inetead of leading to the other world, it hed conducted him to a countrythat would yield the very best re. turns for cultivation. Hie favorable report led to the fonndation of the road that we are about to cross, and to the settlement of Peterborough, which is one of the moat• promising new settlements in this district, ands surrounded by a splendid back court- ” We were descending a very steep hill, and encountered an ox -sleigh, which was crawling slowly up it in a contrary direction. Three people were seated at the .bottom of the vehicle upon straw, which' made a cheap sttbstitute for buffalo -robes. Perched, as we were, upon the crown of the height, we looked completely down into the sleigh, and during the whole con -e of my life I never saw three uglier mortale collected into such a narrow space. The man was blear -eyed, with a hare -lip, through which protruded two dreadful yellow teeth that resembled the tusks of a boar. The woman was long - faced, high cheek- boned, rod -haired and freckled all over like a toad. The boy re• &ambled his hideous mother'with the addi- tion of a villanous obliquity of vision which rendered him the most digusting object in this eingnlar trio. As we passed them, our driver gave a knowing nod to my husband, directing, at the same timegthe moat quizzical glance towards the steangers, aa he exclaimed, " We are in luck. sir 1 I think that 'ere aleigh tray be called Beauty's egg -basket 1" We made ourselves very merry at the poor people's expense, and Mr, 0—, with his odd stories and Yankeefied expres- gone, amused the I edium of our progress thrones the great swamp, which ea summer presbnts for several miles oue uniform bridge of rough and unequal logs, all laid loosely across huge sleepers, so that they juntp up and down, when premed by the wheels. like the keys of a piano. The rough motion and jolting occasioned by this collision is so dist messing, that it never fails to entail upon the traveller sore bones and an aching head f the rest of the day. The path is so nar- rolw these logs thaAetwo waggons can- not pass without great difficulty, which is rendered more dangerous by the deep natur- al ditches on either side of the bridge, formed by broad creeks that flow out of the swamp, and often terminate in mud -holes of very ominous dimensions. The snow, how- ' ever, hid from us all the ugly features of the road, and Mr. D— . steered us through in perfect dafety, and landed us at the door of a little log house which crowned the ateep hill on the other side of the swamp, and which he diggrfied with the name. of a tavern. It was now two o'clock. We had been on the road since oven;sand men, women, and ohildren were all ready for the good dinner that 31r. D— had promised us at this splendid house of entertainment, where we were deetined to stay for two hours, to re- freeh ourselves and rest the horses. "Well, Mrs. 3—, what have you got for our dinner ? ' said our driver, after he had seen to the accommodations of hht Seam s. " Fritters* and pork, dr. Nothing else to be had in the woods. Thank God, we have enough of that 1" D— shrugged up his shoulders, and looked at us. "We've. plenty of that same at home. But hunger's good mice Come. be spry, widow, and see about it, for I am very deungry." I inquired for a private room for mysslf and the children, but there were no private rooms in the house. The apartment we ,00cupied was like the cobbler's stall in the old song, and I was obliged to attend upon them in public. "You have much to learn ma am, if you are going to the woods," said Mrs. 3---. "To unlearn, you mean," said Mrs. D—. " To tell you the truth, Mrs. Moodie, ladies and gentlemen have no busi- ness in the woods. Eddication spoils man or woman for that location. So, widow (turning to our hostess), you are not tired of liveng alone yet 2" "No, sir; I have no wish kr a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way—to he down mistress, and get up master.' "You dont like to be put out of your old way," returned he, with a n-dechlevous glance. She coloured very red; but Ile might be the heat of the fire ever which she was fry- ing the pork for our dinner. was vezy hungry, but I felt to appetite for the dish ehe was prepering for ue. It proved salt, hard, and unsayoary. • D-- pronounced it very bad, and the whiskey still worse, with which he washed it down. I asked for a cup of tea and a .slice of breed. But they were out of tea, and the hole -rising had failed, and there wos no breed ,in the house. For Wig disgusting meal we vadat the rate of a quarter of a dollar a - bead. I was glad when the horses were again put to, we escaped from the tank odour of the f ried pork, nd were once more in the fresh air. • "Well, misternot you firtidgt your raiment for that b'ad, meat? ' said when we were oboe mote Dented in the sleigh. "Bub hi these parts the worse the fare the higher the charge." "I would not have cared," tibia "11 I could have got a eup of tea." , "Tealpooe trash. / never couhl drink tea in my life. But Ito coffee, when 'tis boiled till it is quite biack. But coffee is not good without plenty of trimmings.' "What clo you mean by trirOmings He laughed. "Good auger, and veet oreatm Coffee is not reettli drinking, With. - oat trpromings. Ofteti it atter years have I recalled the . eoffee trimmings#,When endtairocuig to drittx the ilestuff Whieh goes by the name 'of 'coffee in the honeee of entertainment in the cotintry. We had now paseod through the narrow strip of okearing wlaioh eurrounded the tav- ern, and agau enterad upen the woode, 11 wag near ;sunset, and we were rapialy des - (sending a stoep hill, when one of the traces that held Our sleigh suddenly broke. D— pulled up in order to repair the damage. His brother'team was dorm be bind, and our unexpected standstill brought the horses upon us before J. D-- could stop them. I received 'so violent a blow from the head of one of them, just in the beck of the neck, that for a few minutes was stunned and insensible. When I recov- ered, I was ;supported in the erms of my husband, over whoee kiee 1 Was leaning, and D was rubbbing my halide and temples with snow. "There, Mr. Moodie, she s corning -to. I thought elle was killed. I have seen a men before now killed by a blow from a horse's head in the likemanner,' As soon as we could, we resumed our places in the sleigh ; but ail enjoyment of our journey, had it been otherwise puscrible, wee gone. When we reached Peterborough, Moodie wiehed tio to remain at the inn alt night, as we had till eleven miles of our journey to perform, and that through a blazed forests. road, little travelled, and very muoh im- peded by fallen trees and other obstacles ; bat D— was anxious to get back eg soon as possible to his own home, end he urged us very pathetically to proceed. The moon arose daring our stay at the ion, and gleamed .upon the straggling frame. houses which then formed the now populous and thriving town of Peterborough We crossed the w.ld, nothing, beautiful 0 tonabee river by a rude bridge, and soon found our- selves journeying ever the plains or level heights beyond the village, which were thin- Cenadiane, is the result of the same very We now continued our journey along the left bank of the river, but when in eight of Mr. S—'s clearing, a large pine -tree, which had newly fallen across the narrow path, brought the teams to a stand -still. The mighty trunk which had lately form- ed one of the stately pillars in the sylvan temple of Nature, was of too large dimen- The most renowned of our English rivers "We must try and make the horses jump dwindle into little muddy rills when con- over it," said D--. "We may eet an up. pared with tbe Sublimity of Canadian wilt - set, but there is no help for it; we must ere. No language eexpress ar adequately rirveests. enight, and am tuo cold and hungry for ither make the experiment, or stay here all the solemn grandeur of tier lake and scenery ; the glorious islands that float, lite that—so here mea." He urged his horses visions from fairy land, upon the bosom f these azure mirrors of her cloudless skies. Ito leap the log : restraining their ardour for :a moment as the sleigh mind on the top of No dreary breadth of marshes covered with the formidable berrier, but so nicely bal- flags, hide from our gaze .the expanse of I • anced, that the, difference of a straw would heaven -tin ted waters; no foul mud -banks almost have overturned the heavily -laden spread heir unwholesome exhale.tio as a rout d. ' vehicle end its helplees inmates. We, how - The rocky shores are crowned with the ever, cleared it in safety. He now stopped, cedar, the birch, the alder, and soft maple, that dip their long trees in the pure stream and gave •directions to his brother to lollew ; t and from every crevice in the limestone the the same plan hat he had adopted; but , whether the young man had less coolness, harebell and Canadian robe wave their lor the horses in hie team were more diffieult graceful bloseome. aim. Ito manage, I cannot tell ; the sleigh, as it The fieroest droughts of summer may hung poised upon the top of the log, was inish the volume and power of these romantic overturned with a loud crash, and all my streanin but it never leaves their rocky household goods and chattels were s'cettered channels bare, nor checks the mournful ever the road. • music of their dancing waves. Alas, for my crockery and stone china I Tnrough the openings in the forest, we scarcely one article remained unbroken. now and then caught the silver gleam of the "Never fret about the china," said Mr. river tumbling on in moonlight splendour, Moodie; "Mutat God, the man and the while the hoarse chiding ef the wind in the horses are uninjuried." lofty pines above us gave a fitting response! I should have felt more thankful had the to the melancholy cadence of the waters. crocks been spared too; for, like most of my The children had teflon alseep. A deep „x, I had a tender regard for china, and .1 Silence pervaded the patty. Night was knew that no fresh eupply could he obtained above us with leer mysterious stare. The in this part of the world. Leaving his ancient forest stretched around us on every beetger to collect the seettered fragments, side'and a ioreboding sadness sunk upon my proceeded on his journey, We left heart, Memory was busy with the eve nts the road, and were winding ou•r way over a of many years. I retraced step by step the steep hill, covered with heaps of brush and pilgrimage of my past life, until, arriving at fallen timber, an as we reached the top, a this passage in the sombre history, I gazed light gleamed cheerily from the windows of through tears upon the singularly savage a log housegand the next moment we were scene around me, and secretly marvelled, at my brother-in-law's door. "What brounht ie here ?'' My brotherindaw and his family had re- " Providenoe, was the answer which the tired to rest, but they instantly rose to re - soul gmve. "Not for yuur own welfare, oeive the way worn travellers ; and I never perhaps, bot for the welfare of your childreb, erjoyed more heartily a warm welcome atter the unerring hand of the Great Father has a tong day of intense fatigue, than I did that led you here. You form a connecting link night of my first sojourn in the backwoods. in the destinies of many. It is impossible for any human creature to live for himself alone. It may be your lot to euffer, but others will reap a benefit 'from your trials. Look up with confidence to Heaven, and the situ of hope will yet shed a cheering beam through the forbidding deptha ofthis tan gled wilderness." The road now became so bad tbat Mr. D— was obliged to dismount, and lead his •horses through the more intricate passages. The animals themeelves, weary with their long j ourimy and heavy load, proceeded at footfall. Ike moon, t' oe had deserted ns, and the °illy leght we had to guldens through the dim arches of the forest was from the meow and the stars, which now peered dowse umon us, through the, ettfless branches of the trees, with uncommon brilliancy. "It will be past midnaght before we reach your brother's clearing" (where we expected to spend the night), said "1 wish, Mr. Moodie, we had followed your advice and staid at Peterborough. How fares it with you, Mrs. Moodie, and the yoeusg ones? It is growing cold." s We were now in the heart of a dark cedar ewarnp, and my mind was haunted with visions et wolves and bears; but beyond the long, wild howl of a military wolf, no other sound aWoke the sepulohral silence of that dismal -looking whed. "Whet it gloomy spot 1" said 1 to my huaband. "In the old count/7, superstition would people it with ghosts.' "Ghoetss 1 There are no ghosts in Cana- da 1" said Mr. D--. " The country istoo new kr ghosts. No Canadian is dottrel of ghosts. It is only tit old countries; like your'n, that are full of sin and wickedness, hat people believe in stioh noneense. No human habitation hat ever been erected in this wood through which you aro passing. Crntil a very few years ago, few white per- sons had ever pealed through ib ; and the Red Man would not pitch his tent in suoh place at this. NoW, ghosts, as I understand the word, are the spirits of bad men, that are net allovred by Providetce to rest in their graves, but, for a punishment, are made to haunt the spote wheke their worst deedis ate eosnmitted. I don t believe in all this; but„ supposing it to be true, bad mon musthave died Isere before their opit ts could haunt the plaee. IloW, 15 is more than pro triable that no pereen ever ended his days in this forest, to that it would be folly to think TEM OreiTABEE. Dark, rushing, foaming river 1 I love the solemn sound That shakes thy shores around, • And hoarsely murmurs, ever, . As thy waters onward bound, • Like a rash, unbridled steed • Flying madly o0 its course; That shakes witlftlmndering force The vale and trembling mead. SA thy billows downward rweep, Nor rock nor tree can stay Their fierce, impetuous way; Now in eddies whirling deep, Now in rapids white with sprey. .7: love thee, lonely river 1 Thy hollow restlees roar, Thy cedar-girdedt shore; The rocky isles that se-er The waves tint round them pour. Ketchawanookn basks in light, But thy currents woo the shade By ehy lofty pine -trees made, That cast gloom like night, Ere day's lest glories fade, Tlay selitary voioe The same bold anthem sung When Nature's frame was young, No longer obeli rtjoiee The woods Where erst it rung. Lament, lament, wild river I A had is on thy. mane§ That will bled thee in a chain No force of thine can sever. Thy furiens headlong tide, In mairmnra soft and low, Is destined yet to glide To meet the lake below • And many it bark shah. ride Securely on thy breast, To waft across the main Rich stores of golden grain From the valleys of the West. *Vulgar Canadian for potatOes, '1- Tho banks of the niver have eiriee been denuded of trees. The rocks that termed the falls and rapids blasted out. It is tame enough now. *Tile Indian name for one of the many expansions of this beautiful river, §Serne idea of the rapidity of this river may be formed from the foot that hoavy rafts of timber are floated down from llortiot's Fit11 is &stance of nine _miles from Peter- Thie theory Of Mr. p—p had the morn borough, in less than an honr, The ehoree , of originality, and1 is nob improbable that ate bact and tocky, and abound in beautiful She titter diebelief iti eupernateral appear' mad pietureeque views. =COwkoti is eenainen to mot native.bern ere re Ometiletegn.) Tile rate of an Inspiration. A pensive maid sat readirg. "Whet genius rare 1" elle sighed. "0, would I were a poet I" she rapturously oried. I feel such map/ration 1 Oh, what a blissful doubt— Perhaps I am poet, and never found 15 out!" "I thiuk I'll write a sonnet." So eat her down to write, Somehow the fit ideas all took themselves to flight; Somehow she really couldn't find anything to Say, Although she toiled and streggled through half a summer's day. At lett she cried, bewildered o'er various themes sublime. "I knowl could write sonnets, if they didn't have to rhyme I" She wept, this embryo poet, then marinas teardrops fell, "I'll look in my receipt -book, for maybe that will tell," And there she tound "A RECEIPT FOR A RHYME." "Take a trifle '„of poetry, is smalb pinch of prose, • And a handful of nonsense, as every one knows; Then put to simmer, and boll them in time,— And when ibis finished you'll have a good Rhyme." The damsel was delighted, here was a perfect guide ; Now she would write her sonnet; she took her pen and tried. She tried, but strange to mention that poem wouldn't be,— Before, she had ideas, but minus rhymes was she; Now she could rhyme superbly, but all ideas had fled; So, useless was her • knowledge. "Blank verse might do," she said. „ Then with new hope she tried it, but this result was worse,— Blank brains and blankr paper, but not one small blank verse. "Perhaps," she mused, "in poetry, the same as making cake, You have to "use your judgment,"—so I'll my judgment take; I've mixed the other items, and now I shall succeed; I'll write a lcvely poem." The silentminutes speed, The watchful clock keeps ticking, the versos must be done; She eyes a spotless paper, with not a line— not one The mocking clock ticks gaily, the saucy •minutes fly,— Oh 1 can ieich atmiration, such high ambition d At last a tearful maiden uplifts her pensive head : "I've added all my jUdgment—it's freezing mild," she said. "But it is all that's needed ; it leads me to infer That I am not a poet; but oh, 1 wiah I were 1" 4 MORAL 0 would-be bards 1 take warning from thie fair maiden's fate, And learn to "use your judgment" before it is too late ; Don't try to write at random, with naught to write ebony, For if there is to rhyme within, there'll be no rhyme without. • She Knew What She Was Fond of "Madame, 1 have thepleasure of present- ing to you my friend Mons. T., the famous chronologist." Madame (who is a fool)—" I am very glad to know your friend, my dear M., but I do not know what a chronologist may be." Mons. T,—"Oh, madam, nothing danger- ous, I assure you. A simpel dealerin dates" Madame (surprised, but still polite)—" I am so very fond of dates." Bear's fur and others of long, shaggy fleece will be faellionable trimmihgs for winter cloaks. A new car -brake of great promise has been invented by Mr. Widdifield, of Ux- bridge, which, at recent feats on the Lehigh Valley railroad, stopped the train on each occasion in apparently as short it distance as it was eafe to stop it. The invention con - slats of a composite sleeve caet on to the car - axle upon which tuo friction pulleys, thrown into action by an impulse of electric- ity, wind a chain gear which applies the brake. The electricity may be stored in cells or supplied from a dynamo on the au - gine and carried by an insulated cable along the train. It is used only to give an impulse, the momentum of the train supplying the power that works the brake. The first cost acid running expenses it is claimed, are mach less than cif the air brakes now in WS. There would seem to be room for scone discipline in Kingston penitentiary. A convict esoaped from there the other week in is way which argued censurable eareless- nese on somebody's part. The story goes that a guard allowed him to go to a shed, professedly for the purpose of shaving, and that he then took the opportunity to escape Surely it is an unusual degree of moulder-. a.tion for the prieoners to allow them the nse of dangerous things like razors in that way. If they mime shave there surely it or ought to be an effinial whose duty it is to act the barber. No wonder that judge and jury, before whom the re -arrested oonviot was brought, were surprised, and that, the fornaer ordered a report on the case to be sent to the Warden of the penitentiary, and to the Minister of Justice. One of the last, if not indeed the very last link connecting the present generation of Scotch people with that in which Robert turns lived, was recently broken by the death of a Mrs, Gilchrist, of Edinburgh, at the ago of ninety-eight. Her maiden name was Martha Brown and she was is native of Kilmarnock, She hid a distinct recollec- tion of a eight she once had of the great poet. She was between four and five years old at the time, and happened to am company her mother to the house of a rela- tive Who lived on Nelson street, Kilmarnock. Burns was visiting some Mende it few doors off, and when he left every bedy crowded out to see h1,—little Martha Brown among the rest. Re wore a Tam 0"Shanter bonnet and looked like a well-to-do farmer, and Martha, though a child, was impressed by his tall and sturdy form, his swarthy cow. plexion, and kindly expression. Ile did not exchange greetings with anyone, but pro. coaled down the area, followed by the re, seectful gen of the drew& Mrs. Gilehret had alto triany interesting teminitteeteect of some of Burns' noted contemporariee, among othere of flame of tho clergymen kn. mortalfrad itt "Tho Two Herds" Mid "The Itely Pair," XISCELLAXEOW, Young Doctor—They don't bleed people nowadeys the they did 20 years ego, do they, Professor 1 Peofesser—Net with the lanoet. Solna of the new long °leaks for midwinter wear have yokes as Wat as bads of fur down the front and around the long, flowing sleeves, Mr. Minn intends to utilise the pond of water which now eepareres his leboratory hfrooum:sis new phonograph faototy. Tie will build sm a all terry -boat to he run by elec- tricity, and it will be run beck and forth from the laboratory to the factory every half An Eugliehroan has invented an eleetrut gun. There ie a emelt storage buttery fixed in the stock, from which is current strong enough to explode the cartridge is man- municated. It is said that one charging of the cell will explode five thousand oars - ridges A lady who was one ole party cf tourists making the tumult of Pike's Peak, lest week, was struek 'by lightning while standing at the door of the signal k ervioa station on the very top of the mountain. Thai is the first instenoe known in the State of an eleotrioal dieturbance occurring above the clouds. In France a very practical use of photo- graphy hes recently been made. Several per. sone were imprieonen by the caving in a a wall. A hole was bored, and cloven this it tube with a camera was slid. Tne phone - graph showed the laces of some of the dead men, and demonstrated the uselessness of efforts at rescue. -A new bullet proposed for the English army is of an unusually small calibre, and is encased in an outer sheet of Rieke', which increases its power of penetration. It is used with a rifle of greater thicknese of bar- rel, in which a heavier charge theta usual can be fired. Several hundreds of the riflea have been made for experimental use. A swiss inventor has perfected a method of making artificial boards and is advocating their use in building. They are made of a mixture of plaster of paris and reeds pressed into shape by hydraulic presses. The material has the advantage of incombuetio lenityand lig,httess and will resist the warping action of atmospheric charges. In Carlisle Eem, tall factory chimneys are being utilised as sewer ventilators with good results, twenty-nine now being used. The velocity of the rising air has been meas- ured by Surveyor Mekie, and it is fouud to be 1,202 feet a minute in ordinary weather. 141:actice seems to meet with general appro. 11e, owners of the factories snake no objec- ion to this use of their chimneys, and the pr An endless railway train, consisting of 400 platform cars, is to be one of the at- tractions at the Paris Exhibition. The line wilt be sunk so that the pl Weems will been a level with the surface, and the train will ran slowly enough to permit moist people to step on and off while it is in motion; but for the accommodation of elderly people a stop of fifteen eeeonds every minute will be made. The motive power will be electri- ity. The fitting up of coast deknse guns with devices for finding positions is now beirm agitated in England. The cost is estimated to be about $250 a gun. By means of this invention, an offioer located in any promin- entmosition is able by electrical wires to strike a ship which may be invieible from She battery itself. Major Watkin's "posi- tion finder has been adopted by the British Government, ana he has received an award of $125,00) tor the invention, and is also to be psed is royelty of $5,000 a year for the next ten years. • The first session of the fiftieth Congress of She 'United Stetes closed last Saturday. The vession, thanks mainly to the fisheries, tariff arid retaliation discussions, was the lowest on record, having lasted no less than 321 days, or within eix weeks of a whole year, Sandeays being included in the enumeration of days. No wonder that, Congrasmen have to be paid. If such sessions are maintained they will want good substantial incomes to iclemnify them not only for their services to the country but for injury to their busi- nesses. Either that, or the standing of re- presentatives and senetors will seriously fall off. There is an old custom still Widely prev- alent in Brittany' that immediately after the ptiest has wedded a couple the briciegrbora slaps the bride in the face saying, "This ie how you will fare if you make me angry ;" and then kissing her say, " And this ie how you will fare if you treat me well." Not long ago a young Breton married a German girl, and after the ceremony gave her the time-honored slap. She didn't understand it at alle and returned the stroke with inter- est, saying, "Look here, I don't approve of such ehavior." Thereupon the husband proceeded with the second part of the erne- mony with such fervor that the angry bride was entirely satisfied. To indulge in kissing without due warrant from the kisser may be innocent enough as an amusement, or it may not; but gone London (Eugland) magistrates are bent upon making it an expensive one. A lawyer's clerk was recently fined for kissing a waitress against her will. He VMS perhaps one of those young men who labour under the delneion that almost every young wo- man, and espeeielly every young woman who earns wages, needs only to be asked and he will bestow the honey of her lips upon any- thing mete shaped if so be that it is not poei- tivelw grotesque. We have them in Toronto here : —Mashers, lady-killers, who ogle the girls in the restaurants, and evidently con- ceive of themselves as perfectly irresistible. It is is pity some of those fine bunk could not be fined on the accesation of some di these girls, for annoying behaviour. The recent meeting of tbe world s confer- ence of Young Men's Christian Assooiations in S tockholm had the largest number of deleg atee ever present at any conference of the kind. The progress of the Y. M. C. A. movement is one of the most remarkable characteristics of the present age. Mons. ands of Associations are being formed every year, The Menses° in Europe alone during the last four years has been 40 per eent, and in other quarters the progress has been not less remerkable. Mr. George Willies:nee of Loudon, who is regarded as the father of Young Men's Christian Association work was present at the meeting in Stoekholm atid delivered an address, It must have been an occasion of special gee tigoation and thankfulness to him that he had been sp-ired to see the enterprise assume such large and influettial dimensione. It is to be hoped that tho work will go on with ever in- oreeeing effi3ieucy and it will be as Noma to remetnher that the young woinen need ahnost itt nutch atvention as the young men, and that little effort has been put forth for their ecenfort and improvement. No• body would say that too much beti been done for the brie etx, but surely i,n diet cage too little ha o been done for the other. There are, it may be conceded, peculiar difEenitiee , conimeted with the or.ganisation and work. ing of yoeng wornetts Gititd but net of welt it kind that zsei, etmegy ata Claticeliso witidotet eauld not fetteeesfully overcome. trained Relations. Loeusione Oct. 27.—The relations betvveen She German and Englise eourts have latterly become something MOM than strained, and bath the Iranperor end Prime Bitunarck helm becoase furious againet tide eountry, which will clouhtlese before long have excellent reasons f or at plertug the blundering fatuities of our royalties in their eeellogs with the Kaiser. It will be 14 eurpriee if the Panper- or's visit to Bane dues not Med to s, °canon between this couutry and Italy. 2riiperor WI/tient does ectt dieguise hia hostility to England and particularly towercls bis Bog - Hob relatisuse amd be did not respond wish any cordiality to the Austrian Emperor's oiler to bring About a roaoucilietioe bet iveen hina and the Prince of Wales. TUE reewsee B.F.OEPTIoX. The cordial reception given the Emperor by the Italians could hardly be takma as is personal compliment to himself, as they knew nothing about him, lt was is political de- monstration against France and in favour of She Triple alliance, vvluoh is deaigned to keep France in order. THE EMPEROR'S GIFTS. The Emperor's tour in Austria and Italy will cost not less than $200,000. The amount which he has given away to the servants of the sovereigns whom he visite is something fabulous, and his prosente of various loinda lost a frightful sum, The Emperor took with him from Berlin 80 diamond rings, 153 silver stars, 50 scan t pins, all richly jewelled; 30 diamlend bracelets, six splendid presentation swords, 30 large photographs of himself with She Empress and their children, all in gold frames ; 30 gold watches with chains, 100 cigar cases with the Imperial some and mono- gram in gold, and 30 stars in diamonds of the order of the Black aud Red Eagle. An Artist's Ready Even a severe criticism.may be disarmed of its severity by a happy answer that changes its meaning, and it is DO less for- tunate to be able to turn a good natured one. Sir John Watson Gordon'who ultim- ately became president of the Royal Scot- tish Academy, need to tell this story of Lercl Palmerston: "1 had exhibited for several years, but without any particular success. One year, however, Lord Pelmerston "took a sudden fancy to my picture celled 'Summer in the Lewlands, and bought it at a high price. His lordship at the saane time • made inqui- ries after the artist and invited me to call upon him. I waited upon lim accordingly He complimented me upon the picture, but said there was une thing about it he could not understand. "What is that, my lord ?" I asked. "That there should be such long grass in a field where there are so many sheep," said his lordship promptly and with a nv rry twinkle of the eye. It was a decided it, and having boughs the picture and paid for it he was entitled to his joke. "How do you Demount for it ?" he went on, smiling, amid looking first at the picture and then at me. "Those sheep, my lord," 'replied, "were only turned into that field the night before I finished the picture." "His lordship laughed heartily and said 'Bravo I' at my reply and gave me a com- mission for two more pictures, and I have cashed since then some very notable checks of his, dear, old boy 1" How Heelers 'Wort The atmosphere has got to be very frigid when Collingwood Sshrieber gets lefe few days emo—during his late tour of inspec- eion—Mr. Sehrieber had occasion to go over one of the branch lines a the Intercolonial in Nova Scotia. Everything appeared to be moving along swimmingly. The section men were working like beavers, the per. spiration rolling from every pore, and everybody appeared to be earning his salary. Mr. Schrieber smiled patronizingly, professed to be greatly pleased, and moved along. Three miles from where the section gang were labouring so hard, he ordered his train to be stepped, and then to be backed down two miles. This was done, and then Mr, S. got out and walked the remainder of the distance. When he reached the spot where the men had been perspiring a few minutees before, there was not the slightest sign of life to be seen—everything was as still as the grave. The section f veman was sent for and his time book examined, when it was found that full time had been given all the men for the day. Not being able to give satisfactory answers, the track - !nester was summoned. His explanations were also so nnsatiefectory that Mr. Schrie- bet ordered the dismissal of the whole batch of men. It Was A Tin Weddine. Dadoke—" I say, chappy, didn't you think the bride and groom looked splendid last night 1" Jack—" Well, now your talking 1 I thought it as pretty a tin wedding as I ever saw." Dadely—"Er tin wedding, I can't see the point.4 Jack—i4 Why, yes. 'sift she an heiress, and he all butt penniless?" Dadely—" I berieve that is the way it stands, but where does the tin part of it come in ?" —"I:Casale it all, man, are you blierl ? He married her for her 'tin,' don't yott seo ? ' Dadely—" 0-h, y -e -s ! Ha 1 ha 1" An Every -Day Matter. finks—"What was the matter at your house last night ?" ' Blieks—e° Matter ?" 'Yee ; something unusual going en, w143"contract?'1' know of." Eh ? Why, as I passed your house I heard it WE)111411'S voice yelling, Brute 1 monster !etc., and a voice that souteled like yours shouting back' 'Old hen 1 old fool 1' and I don't know what all, and then there was it great banging of furniture, and pretty soon a broomstick °ems through the window. Wasn't that something unusual, 003210, now ?'' "No, nothing unurstal." What he Got. Phwe,t's the matter, Pat ? It's not cheer- ful ye air, et all at tilh" "Perth, to I It's donee to the cattle foire as the pig an' meself have 'walked, minty moile enrit's mighty. totted oi arm' "Gets She first prome, I hope 24 •ti,/sce,s, ‘ to " o oo d wn an' bank, alleyway." A ndid 'is ye get annything 1" ° tgo re, yis 1 The playertreew the pigei Mtid be Iteoallod. The'4 St. James' Gezette ",mabitaine that Lord Melte/Ile epaulet Metall et Waihieg. ten. It says he ehotild have known better than to watt bite it net epread before Ids eyes,