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The Exeter Times, 1888-8-9, Page 3'"ROUGHING IT .11\1:::.T.:11E: ..RUSR.;": CHATTER IV. On the ground—like a man who had lost his TOM Witsofe's Emicatanziow. ideae, and wee diligently employed in searching £ortbem, I chanced tomet bim "Of all odd fellows, Ude fellow was the oddest. i one day in this deemny moo4. ham seee many strange 11811 in my do, 8, tut I never " I3ow do you do Mr. Wilson?" He • met vritte his equal" stared at me for several minutes as if doubt. About a roontlipreviona to our emigration fulsof my preeetce or identity. to Inenada, my husband_ said to me " venn "What was it you said?" need not expeet me home to dinner to-dey ; I repeated the.question ; and he answered, I am going with my. friend Wilson to Y with one of his moredulous smiles. • to hem Mr. 0— lecture upon emigration , " W AB it to me you apone ? ' Oh, I am to Canada. He has juat returned frora the quite well, or I should no be welkin Imre. North American provinces, sun his lecture By the waY, did You see ray dog?" ' • are attended by vaat numbers a persons who "How should I know your dog?" are anXiOnn to obtain imformation on the They say he resembles me, He's a queer subject:- 11 got a note from your friend dog, too; but I never could find oup the B— Bens morning, begging me to come ikeness. Good night 1" over andnisten to his palaver ; owl as Win This was at noonclan ; but Tom bad a •son thittlin, of emigrating in the spring, he habit of taking light for darkness, and, dark. will be my walking companion." nen for light, in all he did or mid. He "Tom Wilson going to Canada I" said I. must have had different eyes and earn and as the door closed oil my bettenhalf, " Wnat a different way of seeing, hearitg, and oom. a back -woodsman he will make! What a prehending, than is posseesed by the gener- loss to the single ladies of S — I What silty of his species ; and to such a length will they do without him at their belle and did be carry this thstrection of aour and plonks ?" sense'that he would often leave you abrupt - One of my sisters, who was writing at a ly in the middle of a sentence • and if you table near me, was highly amused at this chanced to meet him some weeks after, he unexpected announcement. She fell back would resume the conversation with the very in her chair and indulged in a long and word at which he had out ehort the thread hearty laugh. I am certain that most of my of your amours% , enders Would have joined in her laugh, had A lady once told him in jest, that her they, known the objeot which provoked her younger brother, a lad of twelve years old, mirth. " Poor Tom la such a dreamer," bad called his donkey Brauer°, in honour of said my sister, "it would be an act of char- the great singer of that name. Tom made ity in Moodie to persuade him from under. no answer, but started abruptly away. taking such a wild-goom chase; only that I Three months titer, ahe happened to en - fancy my good brother is possessed with the counter him on the same spot, when he same mania." • accosted her, without any previous salute- " Nay, God forbid ! ' said I. "1 none tion. this Mr. --, with the unpronounceable "You were telling me about a donkey, name, will disgust them with his eloquence; Miss—, a donkey of your brother's— for B---- writes me word, in his droll Braham, I think you oalled him—yes, way, that he is a coarse, vulganfellow, and Braham ; a strange name for an ass 1 I lacks the dignity of a bear. Oh 1 I am cer- wonder what the great Mr. Brabant would tain they will return quite sickened with fay to that. Ha, ne, ha ?" the Canadian project.' Thus I laid the "Your memory must be excellent, Mr. flattering unotion to my soul, little dream- Wilson, to enable you to remember such a ing that I and mine should share in the Miffing eiroumettince all this time." strange adventures of this oddbt of all odd "Trifling, do you call it? Why, I have creatures. •thought of nothing else ever since." It might be made a subject of curious in From traits such as these my readers will quiry to those who delight in human absurd- be tempted to imagine him brother to the ities, if ever there were a character drawn animal who had dwelt so long in hie in worka of notion so extravagantly ridicu. thoughts ; but there were times when he Ions as some which daily experience presents surmounted this strange absence of mind, to our view. • We have encountered people and could talk and act as sensibly as other in the broad thoroughfares of life more ec- folks. centric than ever we read of in books; peo. • On the death of his father, he emigrated ple who, if all their foolish saying and doings to New South Wales, where be contrived to were duly recorded, would vie with the doze away seven years of his valueless ex - drollest :neatens of Hood, or George Col- 'steno°, suffering his convect iervante to rob man, and put to shame the flights of Baron him of everything, anti finally to burn his Munthausen. Not that Tom Wilson was •dwelling. He returned to his native village, i a roeriancer ; oh no 1 He was the very prose dressed as an Italian mendicant, with a of proporwman in a mid, who seemed afraid monkey perched upon his shoulder, and of reeving about for fear of knocking his playing airs of his own composition upon a head 'against a tree, and finding a halter hurdy-gurdy. In this disguise he sought suspended to its branches—a man as helpless the dwelling of an old bachelor uncle, and solicited his charity. But who that had once seen our friend Tom could ever forget him? Nature had no counterpart of one who in mind and form was • alike original. The goonnatured old soldier, at a glance, die covered MS hopeful nephew, received him into his house with kindness, and had afforded him an asylum ever since. One little anecdote of him at this period will illustrate the quiet love of miscbief with cumstances of the elder Wilson. Still, his i which he was imbued. Tcavelling from family held a certain high rank and stand- - a big in their native country, of which his mil courses, bad as they were, could not wholly deprive them. The young people— and a very large family they made of sons and daughters, twelve in number—were ob- jects at hoiden and commiseration to all who knew them, while the worthless father was justly held in contempt. Our hero was the youngest of the six sons ; and from his childhood he was famous for his nothing - to doishnesa. He was too iudolent to en- gage heart ancl soul in the manly sports of tie comrades; and he never thought it a, eve' ary to commence leorning his lessons en& the school had been in an hour. As and as indolent as n baby. Mr. Thomas, or Tom Wilson, as he was familiarity called by all his friends and am quaintauces, was the son of a gentleman oehopossessed a large landed property in thn neighborhood; but an extravagant and preffigate expenditure of the income which he derived from a fine estate which had des. °ended from father to son through many generations; had greatly reduced the cir- W— to London in the stage -coach (rail- ways were not invented in these days), he entered into conversation with an intelligent farmer who sat next leim ; New South V oleo, and his residence in that colony, forming the leading topic. A dissenting •minister who happened to be his vis.a.vis, and who had annoyed him by making sever. al imp° tinent remarks, suddenly asked him, with le sneer, how many years he had been there. "Seven," returned Tom, in a solemn tone, without deigning a glance at his core panion. I thought so," responded the other, thrusting his hands into bis breeches ne grew up to man's estate, he might be I pockets. "And pray, sir, what were you seen dawdling about in a, black frock.00at, sent there for? jean trousers, and white kid glovers, making Lazn bows to the pretty girls of his an- quamtance ; or dressed in a green shooting - jacket, with a gun across his shoulden sauntering down the wooded lanes, with a brown spaniel dodging at his heels, and looking as sleepy and indolent as his master. The slowness of all Tom's movements was strangely contrasted with his slight, elegant, and symmetrical figure; that looked as if it only awaited the will of the owner to be One most active piece of human machinery that ever responded to the impluses of youth and health. But then, his face! What pencil could faithfully delineate features at once so, comical and lugburious—features that one moment expressed the most solemn seriousness' and the next, the most grotesque and absurdabandonment to mirth? In him, all extrerr es appeared to meet ; the man was a contradiction to nimself. Tom was a person of few words, and so intensely lazy, that it required a strong effort of will to enable him to answer the questions of in- quiring friends ; and when at length aroused to exercise his colloquial powers, he perform- ed the task in so original a manner, that it never failed to upset the gravity of the in- terrogator. When he raised his 'large, prominent, leaden -coloured ayes from the ground, and looked the inquirer steadily in the face, the effect was irresistible ; the laugh would come,—do your best to resist it. Poor Tom took this mistimed merriment in very good part, generally answering with a ghastly contortion which he meant for a smile, or, if he did trouble himself to find words, with, "Well that's funny 1 What makes you laugh ? At me I suppose ? I don't wonder at it ; I often laugh at myself." re Tom *mild have been a treasure no an ' ndertaker. He would have been celebrate d as a mute ; he looked as if he had been orn in a shroud, and rocked in it mifian pedition, couanswer The gravity with which he , ll a ? "Mr. C--- must have been very elo- ridiotelous or impertinent question mum quent, Mn Wilson," aaid 1, "to engage pletely disarmed and turned the shafte of 1 your attention for so ninny hour's." malice back upon his oppcment, If Tom "Perhaps he was," returned Tom, after was himself an object of rliacule to many, 1 a pause of some mimetes, duriog which he he had a way of quietly ridiouling others, seemed to be moping for words in the min that bade defiance to all cotopetibion. He cellar, having deliberately turned out its could gine with a amile, aud put down in. content e upon the table -cloth. "We were solence with an incredulous stare. A grave hungry after our long walk and he gaye us wink from them dreamy eyes would destroy 1 an excellent :Shiner." the veracity of a traVelled dandy for ever. "But that had nothing to do with the Tom was not without une in his day and substance of hie lecture." generation ; queer and awkward as- he was, " It was the substatoe. after all," said he was the soul of truth and honour. You Moodie, laughing; "and his audience seem - might seeped his sanity—a matter always ed to think to, by the attention they paid doubtful—but his honesty of heart and pur- pose never. "Stealing pigs," returned the incorrigible Tom, with the gravity of a judge. The words were scareely pronounced when the questioner called the coachman to stop, pre •ferring a ride outside in the rain to a seat within with a thief. Tom greatly enjoyed •the hoax, which he used to tell with the merriest of all grave facts. Besides being a devoted admirer of the fair sex, and always imagining himself in love with some unattainable beauty, he had a passionate craze for music, and played upon the violin and flute with considerable taste and exeoution. The sound of • a favourite melody operated upon the breath ing automaton like magic, his frozen facul- ties experienced a sudden thaw, and the stream of life leaped and gambolled for a while with uncontrollable vivacity. He laughed, danced, sang, and made love in a breath, committing a thousand mad vagaries to make you acquainted with his existence. My husband bad a remarkably sweet - toned flute, and this finte Toni regarded with a species of idolatry. " I break the Tenth Commandment, Moodie, whenever I hear you play upon that fLote. Take care of your black wife," (a name he had bestowed upon the coveted treasure), or 1shell oertainly run off with her." "1 one half afraid of you, Tom. I am sure if I were to die, and leave you my black wife as a legacy, you would be too much overjoyed to lenient my death." Such was the strange, whimsical being who contemplated an emigration to Canada. How he succeeded in the speoulation the se- quel will show. , It was late in the evening before my hus- band and hia friend Toni Wilson returned from V---. I had provided a hot sup- per and a cup of coffee after their long le elk, and they did ample juatice to my care. Tom was in unusual high spirits, and rep peered wholly bent upon his Canadian ex• When you met Tom in the etreets, he was dressed 'with iti�h neatness and care (10 be sure it took him half the day to make hire toilet) that it led many persons to imagine that ten very ugly yotilig tam cOesidered himself an Adonis; end 3. must confess that I rather inclined to this opinion, Re always paced the public atreete With a slow, delib- erate tread, and With his eyes fixed intently to it duriog the discussion. But oorne, Wilson, give my Wife mime moment td the intellectual part of the entertaitment." "What 1 give an acoount of the lecture? Why, my dear fellow, I never listened to one word of it 1" "1 thoogne you we it to Y—en pur- pose to obtam inforthation et the eubjeet of innieratimi to Canada ?» "Well, and go 1 din ; but Whet the fele , lew walled but his pamphleti Mid said; that h ' contained the eubetance of hie bon re and only cost a shilling, I thought that it was better to secure the substance than endeavor 'tti Patch the eluidow—so 1 bought the book, and spared myeelf the pain a liseening to to the oratory of the wreter. Dire. Moodie 1 he had a shocking delivery, et drawlikg, vul- gar voice; and he spoke , with such 4 nasal twang that I mold not bear to look at leim, or listen to him. He made aunt grammati. cal blunders,that my sides ached 'with laughing at him. Oh, I wish that yea mend have seen the wretch 1 But here es the do- cument, written ia the same atyle in whith it is spoken. • Read ib; you have a treat in store." I took the pamphlet, not a little amused at his deaoripinoe of Mr. 0—, for whom 1 felt an uncharitable dislike. "And how din you contrive to entertain yourself, Mr. Miami, during his long ad- dress ?" "By thinking bone many 'fools were col- leoteO together to listen to one greater than the rest. By the way, Moodie, did you notice Farmer Flitch ?" "No ; where did he sit ?" "At the foot of the table. Yon must have have seen lum, he was too big to be overlooked. What a delightiul squint he had 1 What a ridiculous likeness there was between him and the roast pig he wee carving 1 I was wondering all dinnentime how that man connived to cup up that pig; for one eye was fixed upon the ceiling, and the other leering very affectIonately at nee. It was very droll; was it not ?" "And what do you intend doing with youraelf when you arrive in Canada ?" mid I. "Find out some largo hollow oree, and live like Bruin in the winter by sucking my paws. In the summer there will be plenty of mad and acorns to eatiafy the melte of an abstemious fellow." "But joking apart, my dear fellow," said ray husband, anxious to induce him to abandon a scheme so hopelese, "do you think that you are at all qualified for a life of toil and hardship ?" "Are you ?" returned Tom, rasing his large, bushy, black eyebrows to the top of his forehead, and fixing his leaden eyes steadfastly upon his interrogator, with an air of such absurd gravity that we burst 'into a hearty laugh. "Now what do you laugh for? lam sure I asked you a very serious question." "But your method of putting it is so un- usual that you must excuse us for laughing." "1 don't want you to weep," said Tom; "but as no our qualifications, Moodie, I • think them pretty equal. I know you think otherwise, but I will explain. Let me see; what was I going to say ?—ah, I have it I You go with the intention of clearing land, and woiking for yourself, and doing a great deal. I have tried that before in New South Wales, and I know that it won't answer. Gentlemen can't work like labourers, and if they could they won't—it is not in thein, and that you will find out. You expect, by going to Canada, to make your fortune, or at least: secure a comfort- able independence. I anticipate no such re- sults; yet I mean to go, partly out of a whim, partly to satisfy ray curiosity whether it is a better country than New South Wales; and lastly, in the hope of bettering my condition in a small way, which at present is so bad that it can scarce- ly be worse. I mean to purchase a farm with the three hundred pounds I received last week from the sale of my father's property; and if the Canadian soil yields only half what Mr. 0— says it does, I need not starve. But the refined habits in which you have been brought up, and your unfortunate literary propensities—(I say unfortunate, because you will seldom meet people in a colony who can or will sympa- thise with you in these pursuits)—they will Wake you an object of mistrust and envy to those who cannot appreoiate them, and will be a source of constant mortification end disappointment to yourselt. Thank God! I have no literary propensities; but, in spite of the latter advantage, in all probabil- ity I shall make no exertion at all; so that your energy damped by disgust and disap- pointment, and my laziness will end in the same thins, and we shall both return like bad pennies to our native shores. But, as 1 have neither wife nor child to involve in my failure, I think, without much selnflattery, that my prospects are better then enure.' This was the longest speech 1 ever heard Tone utter; and, evidently astonished at himself, he sprang up abruptly from the table, overeeb a cup of coffee into my lap, and, wishing us good day (it was eleven o'clock at night), he ran out of the house. • There was neore truth in poor Tom's words than at that moment we were willing to allow; for youth and hope were on our side in those days, and we were moat ready to follow the suggestions of the latter. My husband finally determined to emi- grate to Canada, and in the hurry and bustle of a sudden preparation to depart, Tom and his affairs werefor a while for gotten. How dark and heavily did that frightful anticipation weigh upon my heart 1 As the time for our departure drew near, the thought of leaving my friends and native land became so intensely painful that it haunted me even in sleep. I seldom awoke without finding my pillow wet with tears. The glory of May was upon the earth—of an English May. The woods were bursting into leaf, the meadows and hedge -rows were flushed with flowers, and every grove and oupsewood echoed to the warbling of birds and the humming of bees. To leave England et all was dreadful—to leave her at such a season was doubly so. I went to take a laat look at the old Hall, the beloved home of my childhood and youth; to wan- der came more beneath the shades ot its venerable oake—to rest once more upon the velvet swend that carpeted their rooto. It was while reposing beneath those noble trees that I had first indulged in those de- licious dreams which are a foretaste of the enjoyments of the spirit -land. In them the soul breathes forth its topirationa in a lan- guage unknown to common minds; and that language is Poetry. Here annually, from year to year, I had renewed my friend- ship with the first prinermes and violets, and listened with the untiring ear of love to the spring roundelay of the blaokbird, whistled from among his bower of May blossoms: Here I had discounted sweet words to the tiAling brook, and learned from the melody of waters tho MUSIC of nat. ural sounds In these beloved eolitudert *all the holy emotions which stir the human mat in its depth had been freely pourecl orth, and fourid a eesponse in the thertnom ions voice ot Nature, bearing 'deft the choral Song of earth to the throne of the Creator. Ho* hard it tvas to tear myself from scenes endeared to me by the inoet beatitiful and sorrowful recolleotione, let those who have loven and suffered as 1 did, say. How- I ever the wend has /roweled upon ine, Ne. ture, atrayed th her green lovelineas, had ever smiled upon me like an indeilgene mother) funding oub her loving arms to en. fold to her bonnie her erring but tleented • Iear, dear Englated 1 why Waft I forded by a nern nemesity te leave you / What heinous crime bed X committed, that /, who adored you; abould be torn from youremored bosom, to pine out my joyleee exigence in a foreign clime? Oh, that I might be permit- ted to return and clie upon your wave en. circled thorn), an4 net eny weary head and heart beneath your daisy -covered 1104 ab 1404 1 194, them are vain outbursts of feen thg—melancholy relapees of the spring home. sioknese 1 Canada 1 thou art a noble, free, and rising country—the great foatering mother of the orphane of chilizetion. The offepring of Britain, then meat be great, and. I will and do love thee, land of my adoption, and of in children's birth; and, oh, dearer still to a mother's heart—land of their graves I "Well, tire. Moodie, I am off," said Tem, shaking hands with my dater instead of Ule: "1 antennae 1 shall see Moodie in London. What do you think of my dog ?" netting him affectionately. "I think him an ugly bead,' said C—. "])o you mean to take him with you ?" "An ugly beast 1-1thohees a beast? Why, she is aneerfect beauty 1—Beauty and the beast I He, ha ha 1 I gave two guineas for her last night." ' (I thought of the old adage.) "Mrs. 1400die, your sister h no judge of a dog." "Very likely," returued —, laughing. "And you go to town tonight, Mr. Wilson? I thought as you came up to the honse that you were equipped for shooting." "To be sure; there is capital shooting in Canada." "SoIhavn heard—plenty of nears and wolves; I suppose you take out your dog and gun in attempt:Mon?" "True," sold Tone. "But you surely are not going to take that deg with you ?" "Indeed I am. She is a most valnab e brute. The very ben venture I could take. My brother Charles has engaged our pais. sage in the same vesseL" "It would be a pity to part yon," said I. May you prove as lucky a pair as Whit- tington and his cat." Whittington 1 Whittington 1" said Tom, staging at my sister, and beginning todream, which he invariably did in the company of women. "Who was the gentlemen?" "A very old friend of mine, one whom 1 have known since I was a very little girl," said my abater; "but I have not time th tell you more about him now. If you go to St. Paul's Churchyard, and inquire for Sir. Rithard Whittington and his oat, you will get his history for a mere trifle." '?Do not mind her, Mr. Wibon, she is quizzing you," quoth I; "1 wbh you a safe voyage across the Atlantic; I wash I 'could add a happy meeting with your friends. But where shall we find friends in a strange land ?" "All in good time," I said. "1 hope to have the pleasure of meeting you in ithe backwoods of Canada before three months are m er. What adventures we ehall have to tell one another 1 It will be capital. Good-bye," "Toni has sailed," said Captain Charles Wilson, stepping into my little parlour a few days after his eccentric brother's last visit. saw him and Duchess sale on board. Odd as be is, I parted with a full heart; I felt as if we [never should meet again. Poor Tom 1 he is the only brother left me now that I can love. Robert and I never agreed very well, and there is little chance of our meeting in this world. He is married, and settled downfor life in Wales; and the rest, John, Richard, George, are all gone—all !" parted Tom in good spirits when you r, "Yes. Be is a perfect contradiction. He always laughs and cries in the wrong place. 'Charles,' he said, withit loud laugh, tell the girb to get some new music against I return: and, hark ye ! if I never come back, I leave them my Kangaroo Waltz as a legacy.'" "What a strange creature ?" "Strange, indeed; you don't know half his oddities. He has very little money to take out with him; but he actually paid for two berths in the ship, that he might not chance to have a person who snored sleep near him. Thirty pounds thrown away upon the mere che.nec of a snoring compan- ion Besides, Charles,' quoth he I can- not endure to share my little cabin with others; they will use my towels, and combs, and brushes, like that confounded rascal who slept in the same berth with me com- ing from New South Wales, who had the impudence to clean his teeth with my tooth- brush, Here I shall be all %bone, happy and comfortable as a prime, and Duchess shall sleep in the after -berth, and be my queen.' And so we parted," continued Cap- tain Charles. "May God take care of him, for he never could take care of 1,;xneelf." "That puts me in mind of T ,•1 reason be gave for not going with us. He was afraid that my baby would keep him awake of a night. He hates children, and says that he never will marry on that account.' (oo BE emennumen Pride. There are people who are constantly mak.' ingthemselves miserable by thinking over their slights. Some one says something that they think includes it reflection upon them, or does something that is intended to humiliate, or fella to pay them as much at- tention as they believe they are entitled to, and they take it up, brood over it, magnify its hnportanceipout, sulk, scold, denounce and calumniate without reason or measure. It is possible, Of course, for them to injure some one by it, or to interrupt some good work. But usually they have no effect up- on anybody but themselvon except to excite their spirit of merriment and ridomle, Cul- tivating such a habitproduoes another equal- ly bad, which is that of looking out for slights, as if with the fixed intention of keep- ing up a eupply of material for the chronic freteing and backbiting. There grows up in the minds of all such people a feeling that whatever anyone says not in the line of their thinking is an attack mean them, and they therefore put on the me o en air, the martyr countenance, which eN • eases their sense of oelamity, herb has enny ways of eacrificing itself, or rather him that ohorishos it, but none of them is more suicidal than this one. They Quit Even. Dusenberry memo lounging into the gro. eery. "What a stock of beets, turnips and cab - began" he commented. "Why, you're quite a green grocer. Sittoe I think of it, send me round ten pounds of coffee, I'll pay you next week." "1 may be a green grocer, but I am not green enough to trust you, the thopman said. "Isa ban policy to trust." Dusenberry rubbed his thin and gazed at the fleet in it ruminating way., " Yes, it's it bed polieyn he assented. " Still, there's it worse one." " What ote, pray V One that's run out" inhey•thook hands and oneeed that they had quit even. BRAZIL'S EMANCIPATED SLAVES, 1 Contentment. limn Gratitude to the ItOrti natiniy—rub. Ile ithioleines bit J[10 Janeiro. Reiter Basta Cordeire, an attache of tbe Braziliau Legation at Washington and a member :pf the Emperor's housebold, receiv- ed a batch of leteera from Brazil recently telling how the abolition of •elevery had been reeelved, "The country is enjoying the greatest quiet and pewee," said Senor Cordeire. "My letters may that the former novae are cheerfully working for wages for their old masters. They are creating no disorders, committeas no thef to, nor are they idling away thew time. In Rio Jatieiro wheu the Princese Ben geot appears in the streeta the blacks strag- gle with mole other for the privilege of kiss- ing ber dress or sometimes her hand, and uttex their gratitude he houts and others. The final act aboliehing elavery took effeen May 13, and for fifteen days there was public feasting alt over the empire. In Rio Janeiro business was ausnended, and the entire pop- ulation gave up the time to amusement and rejoicing. The four rating duns united and gave rams every day without charge. The newspapers combined, and issued May 13 o, paper written by all the editors, The the- aters were free to every body. There were greanpublic talolea pread for all to eat, and balls in every park and square. It is impossible to eay how many slaves were liberated. In 1883 there were 6,00n, OK Since that great numbers have been voluntarily freed, and I suppose that there were not more than 2,000,000 freed by law, The causes which led to emancipation were the Emperor, the pride of the Brazilians, and the small profits in slave labor. Brazil was the only tivilized country in the world bolding slaves. Brazilians are liberty loving and progressive, and ,the press and the Emperor stirred up a powerfunpublio sen- timent for emancipation. Only nine Deputies voted against it. To be Abreast with Society. "De faotoff der matter vas ," says Uncle Jacob, "dot we spends shuns about half of our money beoause somebody elite vas do it. Ve sheet pays mit a tribute mit society. If Mr. A beans mit his fence, den Mr B, if he vas an enderbriz- ing man vas shut baint his. Effery body could get along mitout 8. goot many tinge dot dey haf, but live would not be pleasant mit dem. I might say to my vive •und daughter: Now den, dere vas no use in paying out blendy off money for der abider's clothing. Here vas gram - sacks und furtilizer bags dot Nati goot vane cloth. Ve vill vash dot mid make dot into clothes und keep vertu und heady.' Now, dot could be done und off ve vas lifing mit some desert island vere nobody vas griticize, I haf no doubt dot ve you'd year sheet tinge mid be sheet as happy as never vas. But yen ve goes iu mit der society off any gommunity ve vas shust haf to come up mit der standard off dot gommunity mit our dress mut our vale off lifing und all dese oder tinge. Der conseguence vas dot ve knows vas uzeless Ghost incense oder benne does it and ve tinks it vas fearful dot we falls behind. Der trouble nth sooiety vas dot it vos gultivate bride so fast dot ve vas ingrease our oxpense shust like a snow -boll vile ve vas keep up mit it." A Spider and a Frog. A gentleman tells us that in company with another he was walking along the banks of a stream when their attention was drawn to a noise near them in the water. It was as- certained that the noise was caused by a fight between it monster gender and a frog. Whenever the two would come together the spider would seize the frog with his poison- ous fangs; the frog would then by a supreme effort shake his enemy off and hop away th a peculianlooking plant which grew near, and after biting off a portion of its leaves and eating them would return to the combat with renewed energy. The two gentlemen watched this itteresting combat for a long time, when one of them concluded he would keep the frog away from the plant, which it seemed to be using as an antidote for the poi- son of the spider. So when the frog, as usu- al, started for the plant after being bitten, he kept him away; the poor fellow made frantic efforts to get at it, but was prevented and in a few moments the poison of the epi. der, not being counteracted, took effect, and the poor frog expired immediately. Waking From Sleep. The author of "On Blue Water"'gives some curious observations upon the manner in which we recover possession of our senses whenever we are awakened. He thinks that it is the sense which is most violently assailed that is first to wake up. He says: I know no place where it man has so many opportunities for observing the phen- • °mem attending the awakening ftom aleep as on board ship, where half the people are awakened from sound sleep at least three times it day. Often the bright light of my cabin lamp, just lighted, has been visible to me some seconds before I could hear or undergtand that I was being called to gat up. I have otten called it man, and received an answer which bed me to believe he was wide awake, though he was unconscious of having an - severed at all. You may even hold it long and animated conveteation with some men at eight bells without waking them up. mennenemenne---- Bug,ar From the Golden Province. From a report which is published in the columns of the Colonist, it appears that the soil and climate of British Columbia are specially favourable for the raising of beets suitable for the manufacture of sugar. The report is based on m analysis of Auger beets grown by persons who had no particular experience in the cultivation of the roob» It is stated that the analysis proved that the beets were fully up to the standard of those used in Germany as regards richness in sae - chorine matter. Much interest' is ta ii iu the subject, and it few months ago th an. couver City Council made a grant f he purchase of beet seed for distributio the farmers of the province, with th of incluoitm them to experiment bit the tion of the sugar -producing crop. The lope is expressed by the Brinell Columbia press that within it short time the manufactore of beet root sugar will be an importatt dustry of the province. The Sins Failed, "Do you believe in signs ?" asked the old lady of superstitious proclivibien "I did believe in them once," said Fogg, "but when I read one setting forth that goods were selling at less than eeds my faith was slightly shaken, ancl after I had trial to eat it mega addled egga, a black sinithn apron netequerading as fried ham bread really venerable and butter etronger than Samson, in a place whine bore over its portal the word 'Refroshineutsin I beam° ootfirmed sceptio, No, ma'am, to be frank with you, 1 don't believe in slime." Nothnig more was Med about signs. the ( comtereation going off at a tangent Don't be afraid. We are not going a write it homily on contentment,nor needeour readers fear a onion of alt the plonitudee of that some whet bentkiumed min ect,e The world. has had a sonnet of food of tuat elescripteono and yet the family of the discontented is as large and as clamorous as ever. Men still never are, but only to be Mennen and muitne tudes are atilt crying, as of old, "Who will show xis any good ?" The shorter cater:inane still,as in the other daya, condemns all "i bit. contentment with our own estate, envying or grieving at the good of our neighbor, and all the inordinate tenons and affection's toe anythiug that be hien And yet :pod Pres- byteriana who, like the two Presidential' candidates, have been bought up on tban, sub:tetanal though occasionally somewhat inn digestible fare, are j ust as ones tisfied AB °there with their QWU environmentene and are often taking a powerfully envious -like minion at their neiglebors' " leatlaern cotevenience," which in the unregenerate language of the earth is knownas "a carriage.' Preachersby the hundred are taking up their parablu. on the same 'mined and are doing their bean to set fettle full "contentment with mine own condition" as at once a duty and en privilege, while they ane all the while wormong their own lives out in wishing for a trip acrose the Mimetic, or in grumbling; at soine fortunate "brother" who has secured this "happy deepatch" who is an liks csongrega,tione expense and yet "hipped to death" because he wanted the donation, big enough th take his wife as well and, could not manage it. There's Talmage a week ago last Sunday took a regular "bender' on the beauties of bread and water and with his twenty tie forty thousand dollars jingling in his pocket flaw- ed at Nehuohadnezzer and made a regular cir- cus in contempt of Cleopatra's 110136 and of Napoleon's greatness and gout. The dear man 1, This apostle of sweetmeat and presentee owner of something better than the *nen honoured tale of the cynic had, no doubt), something which bothered him on that Satur- • day night and it is possible that he dreamed, on Sunday morning of something he wanted but had not got. Why in that one oration, he had a whole crowd of classical allusions, any half of which would have gladdened a. school boy's heart and filled th repletion a girl's wonderful " commencement ' theme.. It weee•a perfect quarry, out of which juven- ile moralists couldtake without stint their finest corner stones 1 with perorations galore which would have made the maternal heart sing for joy. The whole field wan ranged, and Nero, Nebudchad- nezzar Naboth and Napoleon, with Ahl- thophel, Byron, Cadmus, David, Cromwell, Catharine, and William the Conqueror, to say nothing of .Alexandcfs duet helping_ to make a bung for a beer barrel and multi, tudes of othera too numerous to mention in any advertisement," all passed shadowily aoross the stage. Why, if a man were not thankful and contented after such ae cataract of cornmonplacea had been poured on his head,, he oughe to be tied --as Robert Hall, the great Baptist, preacher, phrased it—" to the tail of thee great ren dragon and whipt round the nether. regions to all eternity." By all means, Iit each and every man be "oontented"—and the preacher first—though perverse people erne/ say that discontent 1. the spring of all the ac- tivity that is going and that but for it men would scarcely even yet have got beyond the era of fig leaves, while Talmage's Tabernacle would be still en minibus. One does not know. Men try to show how "full cone tentment " and the eager reatlessness by which the world is at present driven are compatible with each other, but the precess is tedious and the distinguos are too many and too nice for ordinary use. Even the preacher is on the drive and ten chances to one the Brooklyn ortor murmurs in bis sleep something about "fifty years of—say Brooklyn—being "worth a cycle in Cathay. It is, in short, a nice thiog, contentment, but where is it to be had and how, when se- cured, is it to be retained ? Even Talmage is sceptical about the efficacy of his own declamation, for after all this fine elegiacs over the "Vanityof !Comm Wishes," with "bold Neptune Plutarch and Nicodemus " and multitudes of other by -gone worthies "all standing in the open air," he finishes off with the following not very jubilant no triumphs Yet, my friends, notwithstanding all these inducements to a spirit of contentment, have to tell you this morning the human. race is divided into two classes—thoso who scold and those who get ecolded. The ear- penter wants to be anything but a carpenter, ancl the ftlegi022 anything let t a maim, and the banker anything but a, banker, and the lawyer anyt hing but it lawyer, and the min- ister anything bet it minister, and every- body would be hl L py if he were only some- body else. The anemone wants to be a. ' suellower,and. the apple orchards throw down their blossoms because they are not tall cedars, and the scow wants -to be a schooner, and the sloop would like to be a seventy-four pounder, and parents have tho worst children that ever -were, and everybody has the greatest misfortune, and everything is upside down, or going to be. Ah! my friends, you never make any ad - vanes through such a spirit as then. You cannot fret yonmell up ; you may fret yourself down. Amid all this grating of tones I strike this ening of the Gospel harp Godliness with contentment is great gain." We brought nothing into the world, and it is very certain we can carry nothing out; having food and raiment let us therewith be content. He evidently knows that his advice will not be taken, but like the good man as he is, he will. --es John Foster hints that the inoon might be supposed vie do as it loolced out be its silvery sadness over this weary, wicked earth--" say his say" in any ease and "semen," mane though no goon. might follew and no one might take his advice. The Power of Kindness. Eau Burritt, speaking of the power of Montage, says: There is no power of love so hard to:get ann keep as a kind voice. A kind hand is deaf and dumb. It may be rough in flesh and nloocl, yet do the work of a soft heart and els; it with it soft touoicalent 1 there is no one thing that love so much teeing as it sweet voice to tell what 11 means and' bels; and it is hard to gee and keep in in the right tone, One mush stare in youth. and be on the watch night and day, at worn and play, to get and keep a voioe that abet speak at all times the thoughts of a Inini heart. It is often in youth that one gets e: voice or it tone that is *harp, and it sticks/ to hirn through life, and stira up /Hewitt and grief, .and fells like a drop of gall on the aweet joys of home. Watch it day by day as a pearl of great prim, for it will be worth more to you in days to come that the best lean hid. he the sea. A kind vOine is to the heart what light is to the eye. Ie is it light that sings as well as shines. Euler Irishman (plotting op it net, ounce bottle from, the counter)—" Good marninn yer Mom. What would be the prim of a Mettle this size ?" Druggist—" TWO cents; but if you are going to have anything put iit it it tvill met Only one mot" Iriehman "Faith, them yet honor, thole a cark in."