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Clinton News-Record, 1980-09-18, Page 15—CCC—CCC—CCC--CCC--CCC—CCC---u u 1 u" Slavery for beginners by Andrew Davidson As you may have heard during, students' week, instead of initiation day, there will be a "Slave Day", The 12 a.nd 13's will be able to buy a slave who will serve them for that day. Sounds fun doesn't it? Now would -be -slave - master, here are some Branding ` n whipping in a ing a d PP g culation, justsend your are, also great favorites.slave to take care of it. Try not to cause any What have you got to lose, permanent damage or other than a slave? the slave loses value and Now, you would -be - must be put to death. slaves, snake sure you do I'm sure you're asking everything in your power yourself, "What do I do to please your master. If with a slave?" Well, for he or she is happy, your starters, the slave can stay on earth may be a carry your books. If the ' little pleasanter and slave is reasonably in- longer. Don't back talk to telligent, he can copy your master. and obey his helpful tipsto make your notes, or do your every command -or suffer day one to remember. homework for. ou' First of all, when y (Don't the consequences. count. on it though. They Doesn't it all sound ----bu3ring-.a-slave make-du-mtr)--i--your--exciting? I'm looking sure it is in good shape. You don't want an overweight bow-legged stammering degenerate for a slave. If you are a member of the male percentage, don't buy a by SusanMcKay The second fall Students'' Council meeting } was held on Friday;, September 12. This year's first fund raising campaign .will begin in approximately three weeks. The council, as well as the students, will be selling buttons and pens. The buttons, which will cost approximately $1 will have "CRSS Sup- porter" printed on them. The pens, which.will have "CHSS . - We've got Spirit" printed on them will sell for ap- proximately $2. The committees were chosen at this meeting with each member of the Students' Council joining at least one of the six committees: Also, at this meeting the clubs that are going to need money to operate were asked to submit a budget. On Friday, October 10, male slave unless you are a bit "you know". The same thing goes for the females. I'm sure 'you ladies have always wanted a permissive male who will do your every bidding (huh, huh, huh!). Punishment of slaves is an art. If your obedient little sucker refuses to obey, try a few of these entertaining tortures on this ungrateful slave. Pla4e a cage over the slave's head and place a rat inside. As the days pass, the rat becomes hungry'and the only thing to eat is, you guessed it, your slave. Another entrancing pastime. is to break a limb on your slave and,pump it up and down to the sound of crunching bones. CHSS this week On Wednesday the. students' council epresentativ,es-. froth, eat home'forin collected $1 from each student to raise money for Terry Fox's "Marathon of Hope". The council hopes to raise between $900 and $1,000. Year books are still available in Room 111, however, they may now be picked , up with or without receipts. The times at which they can be picked up are posted outside Room 111. -I- -I-- Students' Week will run from September 22-26. Monday will be an assembly day, Tuesday is Welcome Grade 9 Day; Wednesday is dress -up day and Thursday is punk rock day. slave is physically well forward to it. I hope you endowed, maybe you can are. I also hope.this ar- think of more to do. If you a ticle has been of some have an enemy that you help to you. Happy want of ci Slaving put out r - i there will be a dance featuring "Sheriff" at CH$s. There- are a lot of things happening in the world of sport at CHSS. On be m' 16 to e r � th e cross-country team 'co» peted at Stratford, but the, results were not available atpresstirne. -Goderich high school will host a golf, tour- nament today in which our school team will be competing and the boys' volleyball teams are starting thisweek as well. The tgnnis team will compete at Goderch on September- 16th at the Gederich High SOhooi courts, the T laitlaud Golf Club tennis courts and Judith Gobderham courts. Girls' basketball will soon be underway as well. $I` each for Terry Fox by Phil Cornish for the Canadian TTerry Fox is probably a R e �.earcb Euri.d. _ This is quite an ac- complishment in itself for any person, ' but Terry was running on one ar- tificial leg, the result of cancer. Terry had run all the way to Thunder Bay, just over 'the half way point on his journey, when it was learned that he again had cancer. The lung cancer has resulted in the hospitalization of Terry for chemotherapy treatments, although he is now at his home in British Columbia. Our school as well as many other organizations, is raising money on Terry's behalf for the cancer fund. familiar name to you now because of the admirable endeavour which he undertook. Terry was attempting to run across Canada to raise money WJELCOAE. 1311/4c h The Chronicle quiz strikes back A carnival huckster invites you to play this 'card game. "Let's play a game with this ordinary deck of cards. First, you pay me $1 for the privilege of playing each game. Now, I shuffle the cards. On each turn, I'll draw two cards and lay them face up. If both of the cards are black, I keep them. If both of the cards are red, you get them. If both cards are not the same colour none of us gets them. After all the cards have been drawn, we'll count the cards each of us has. If you have more cards than I do, I'll pay you $2 for each card that you Making decisions. • from page 14„ iess equipment. We luckily solved the problem by leasing the adjoining 100 acres for five years from a couple who retired on the farm. We get concerned if we are producing less than sixteen pigs per sow per year and the feed conversion on our farrow - to -finish operation drops below four to one. Our farm records have helped in obtaining bank credit over the years. We expect our bank manager to make us justify our need for capital on paper: We've been turned • O ,' I • 1• 1 . a little at the time! If our banker had given us that huge loan for our hastily - prepared expansion plan then -- our debt load would have been un- bearable. Alternatives were considered in consultation with our county extension person and theloan was ap- proved later. I hate to admit it -- but our banker did us a big favour. But, I'm not about to tell him!" GUARANTEED INVESTMENTS 131/4 o/o 5 YEANNUALAR TERM INTEREST PAYMENTS 13% 5 YEAR - TERM SEMI ANNUAL INTEREST PAYMENTS 13% 5 YEAR - TERM MONTHLY (90,000 MIN.) Rotes subject to change without notice J�hn Wise INSURANCE AGENCY LTD. 5 tattenbury'S"f., Phone 482.9644 Clinton, Ont. " Res.4824265 have. Otherwise, you play again." Would you like to play? (Our opinion next week) From last week: The large passenger train is coming behind the small train. The small train backs into the siding and it leaves its three rear cars in the siding. The small train moves ahead with its two cars. The passenger train moves past the siding and couples the three box cars in the siding to itself. The passenger train removes the three box- cars and backs up until it is behind the 'siding again. The small train is able to back up into the siding completely because it only consists of the locomotive and two box cars. The passenger train moves past the siding again. The passenger train leaves the three box cars from the small train behind, then the passenger train may continue on its trip. The locomotive of the small train may move out of the siding and it may couple the three boxcars that were left by the passenger train. +d0 Before you dig... check for hydro lines Underground cable are usually two to three feet below ground level. Before you dig a hole or drive a fence post on your property, check to make sure you won't hit a hydro line. If you don't know where the underground cable is, call your hydro. CLINTON PUBLIC UTILITIES COMMISSION CLINTON' NEWS- R ECORD, THURSDAY, SRI T MB R l$,1880--PAGE,18 The Ontario Wheat Producers' Marketing Boardissueden a statement today indicating a problem concerning a toxin found in Ontario winter wheat is not'as 'severe or widespread as earlier reported. A pink mould has been found in a portion of the 1980 Ontario winter wheat crop and is being ex-, tensively tested by of- ficials of the federal government. Mr. Robert Butler, RR 1, Croton, chairman of the Ontario Wheat Producers' Marketing Board, said the board has received rep fthe ea rotection Branch, Department of National Health and Welfare and Agriculture Canada. indicating the presence of the mould identified as Don qr Vomitoxin, carrying potential toxic elements. Mr. Butler said the wheat in question is mainly of the lowest grade designated Ontario grown Canada Feed Wheat. Because of the toxic factor, restrictions have been placed on exports of the low grade wheat in question, and samples taken as standard procedures .by the Canadian Grain Com- mission have been under analysis by federal authorities for several weeks and are con- tinuing. The board is awaiting further analysis of the stocks sampled and located in terminal elevators. The Ontario Wheat Board is pressing for clarification from federal authorities as to the degree of contamination and what tolerance levels may be acceptable for feed formula purposes. Board purchases of the 1980 crop to date indicate about 34 per cent of the projected 700,000 tonne crop could 'fall into the low grade presently restricted category. While further in- formation is being Oraited,. all segments of the' .wheat industry in h se associated eluding t o with products produced' for human ,consumption have been alerted as to the situation. Mr. Butler said it is fortunate sufficient volumes of higher grades unaffected by the mould were harvested which will satisfy the domestic , i n _i x v rbce milling ssn 1 and pA, r requirements this year. The mould ,developed .during the prolonged wet, humid harvest period which also contributed to widespread sprouting in the 1980 crop of Ontario winter wheat. Quarries act changes One hundred -and -fifty- eight more townships will come under.The Pits and Quarries Control Act effective January 1, 1981 including, all of Huron reports romCounty Natural 'Resources Minister James Auld announced Mr. Auld also explained that the amount of rehabilitation security paid to the Treasurer of Ontario by licensed pit and quarry operators will increase from two cents per ton to eight cents per metric tonne "The operators are reimbursed after rehabilitation and we hope this increase will be an incentive to complete rehabilitation of their sites in a shorter period of time," he said. The Pits and Quarries Control Act presently applies to 278 townships and 1,600 properties covering the Niagara Escarpment corridor and areas around Toronto, Ottawa, . : London, Kingston, It's a fact ,High school freshman Chris Phillips of Albany, New York, was' banned from playing on the football team in 1977. It was ruled that his ar- tificial leg might hurt someone. But Chris took his' case to the New York State Public School Athletic Association, the -ruling was overturned and Chris was allowed to play. from Encyclopedia Brown's ' Record Book of Weird and Wonderful Facts. W Kitchener, Sudbury and Sault Ste. Marie. "More than 100 million tons of aggregate is produced in this area annually, and although the pr p covered pis-.- relatively small the bulk of Ontario's aggregate production comes under the Act," Mr. Auld,added. 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