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The Exeter Times, 1888-6-21, Page 7NUTTIE'S FATHER,. BY eneneeene M. YOUNG. -- CHAPTER XXXIV.—(Coneanuen, ) A was only too true then, as he ha said, Gregorio SaveIli had been the cure of Ms life, havieg become one of th Whips left by pleaeant vie, and the break big of the yoke had beet not only at a ter niblepriete but, to a man in hie half-blitu i and nvalin condition, the actual loss of th person on whom he had depended was a pri station. Dr. Brownlow'however, knew o a good man -servant just see at liberty by the' death of an invalid muter, and promised toend him on trial. - It was a day of agitations and disappoint ments'a sample of many that were to to low. There was not a emend of a bell that • did not meke anxious hearts throb. And oh!• how many were spent on vain reports, on mere calls of sympathy by acquaintance whom the father and sieter could not see, and on notes of inquiry or condolenoe that Nuttie had to answer. Annaple came and was a great help and support to her, Poor nurse, oblivious of her bad foot, or perhaps, willing to wreak vengeance on it as tke cause of all the mischief, had initiated on continuing her sear& in the morning under all the thorns •and rhododendrons where she thought the dear lamb might have hidden and oried hien- •nelf to sleep, and at last had been brought home in a oab quite worn out and despair- ing. But the screaming baby proved to be a mu& better comforter to her than any 'gaunt of reasonable argument. To soothe r, to understand what ailed it, to find suit- able food for it, was an occupation which made the suspense less intolerable. The very handling of an intent would have been congenial; and a sickly, crying one was only too interesting. Willie was too near her darling's age to be a welcome eight, but he was already a prime pet with the servants at Springfield ; and Annaple, aeoure that her children were in mane and experienced hands, and overflowing with motherly sympathy for the -grevioun • Joss, was ready to devote herself to Nuttie, whether by..talk, by letter writing, or by seeing inquiring friends. She did not ex- pect to be of any use to Mr. Egremont, who had always held aloof from and disliked "the giggling Scotch: girl," but who came drearily wandering at an unexpected time into the room where she was sitting with his daughter, and presently was involved in thein conversation. Whether it was the nbsence of the poor familiar, or that Anna - pie was no longer a giggling girl, but a beene Siheerful wife and mother, it was cer- tain that he found the same comfort and Ampere in her presence as did Nuttie, Winn fits of restless misery and despair pressed hardest upon him, it was soon per. ceived that AnnapIe's cheerful tact enabled her to dell with him as no one else could d o There was the restraint of courtesy towards (hen, such as had worn out towards his daughter, and besides her sanguine optimise spirit never became SO depressed asdid • poor Nuttie's. Mark went by day to bis work but came back to dine at his uncle's, hear the reports, and do what he could for him; and meantime Annaple spent the chief part of the day in aiding Nuttie and Ur. Egremont, •while her baby really • Plumed signs of improvement in nurse's keeping. And so the days went on, while every endeavour was made to trace the &line but with no result but bitter disap pointment Twice, strayed children, younger than Alwyn—one even a girl—were brought as the lost boy, and the advertisements bore fruit in more than one harassing and heart- less correspondence with wretches who pro. famed to be ready to restore the child, on promises of absolute secrecy, and sums of money sennbeforehand, with all sorts of pre cautions against interference from the police The fine of these created great excitemenn and the pilrsuit was eommitted to Mr. Dut- ton. When it proved abortive, Mr. Egre- mont's disappointment and anger were great, and he could not be persuaded that all was not the fault of Mr. Dutton's suepicion• and • precaution in Melding back the money, nor could any one persuade him that it Waft mere imposture. When another ill.weinten mfg. • maticel letter arrived, he insisted. that it was from the same quarter, and made Broadbent conduct the negotiations, with the result that after considerable sums had been paid in circuitous fashions' the butler was directed to a railway archwhere the • child . would be deposited, and where he found a drab -colored brat of whom he dis• - posed at the nearest police station, ,after which he came home savagely disgusted. Nuttie was not much less so at what she felt as a slight to Mr. Datton as well as at the failure. "When you are doing so much for us. We deserve that you should do nothing more," she mid with tears shining in her eyes. "Do not talk in thateway," he answered. " You know my feeling for the dear little fellow himeelf, and---' "Oh yes," interrupted Nuttie, "1 do trust to that Nobody—not the most in- different person, but must long to save him. Yes, I know it was doing you a wicked in- justice to fancy that you could take offence in that way at, a father in such. trouble, Please forgive me, Mr. Dutton." . "As if I had anything to forint°. As if there were anything on earth that could come before the endeavour to recover him," said Mr. Dutton, too much moved for his usual . precision of speech. cne. he is her child," said Nuttie, with • a trembling tearful smile. "Her child 1 Yes, and oven if he were not, he is vow brother," said Mr. Dutton; then hastily gathering himself up, as if he (had said too much, he rose to take leave, I adding as their hands clasped, "Remember, Lae long as I live, you may count upon me," "Oh, I know, I know ! There's nobody like you, but I don't know what I say in this awful suspense, If I had only seen him lying white and eold and peaceful, it wean have been far better than to think of him pining and mieerable among wicked people, who would try to bring him sip like them - naives, Mother's own little boy 1" "It will not be allowed, it will not be al- lowed," cried Mr, Dutton. " God's Provid- ence is still over him." "And there are prayers, 1 know—at our church and Mr, Gorlfrey'e —and all pure, but oh 1 it takes a greet deal of faith to lean on diem, I wonder if you would, Annaple, if it were Willy?" "'We will not ask Mrs, Egremont" said Mr. Dutton, as Annanle Made a gestute of something like doubt. " It is almost as bad," she said, comieg up and putting her arm round Nettie. " But indeed M. Dutton, she does trust, only it in ' very, very eoro for hen—as it is for nsall." ", Yese are her groat eonsfort," said Mr, Dutton As ho Shook hands with her. "He could liatelly help thanking me," staid ihf Antenna to her huebartd aftetWarde. "Mr. ! • Egremont WIT well call him an adopted her unoln I should eV he Was a god deal of meth, poor man," to CHAPTER XXXV. THE Hurx or TUE " ussux.A," Ten clap had passed, and Mark and An- naple were thinking that they ought to re- turn to ordbaary life, end leave the bereav- ed one to eudeevour to construct their life afresh under that dreadful strearieg un- certainty of their darlingn fate. Still they were detained by urgent entreaties from father and daughter, who both dreaded their departure as additional desolation, and as closing the doer of hope. And certainly, even the rest was good for Anneple ; and her baby, for whom nurse had discovered a better syetem, had really not cried more for a whole day than 'obefitted a rational child," eaid the mother, as she walked back to Springfield with her husband in the glummer night, after dinner, on the day that Breed - bent's uegotations has failed. • Nurse will break her heart at parting with her," mid Mark. "1 wieh we could afford to have her." "Afford,indeed I Ifni wages are about a quarter of your salary, sir ! And after all, 'tis not the nurse that guards the child, as we have seen only too plainly." "Do you think he is alive, Nan ?" "1 begin to think not. He is not so young but thin he could. make himself known, and those advertisements are so widely spread. I am sure poor Nuttie would be more at rest if she could give us hope." "1 did not tell you before, Nan, but Dut- ton was going to.day to look at a poor little unclaimed child's body that had been found in the Thames. He knew him better than I, so he went." "He would have come ' 11 —" maid Annaple. •" Assuredly. He meant- to fetch nurse if he had any doubt, but afterwards he was going to his court about his rents. He al- ways does that on Saturday evenings." Mr. Dutton himself opened his door to the pair. "Well," said Mark. "Certainly not. The poor child was mi. dently much younger, and had red hair. Bue look here,' and he held but a battered something, Islack with a white stripe. Mark understood nothing, but Annaple ex- claimed, " Is it his ship 2" "Yes, I could swear to it, for see, and he pointed to some grimed, almost effaced, but still legible capitals, which, however, scarce- ly any one but himself could have read as Ursula. "I guided his hand to make those the evening before he WiS lost," said Mr. Dutton. "Dear little man ! And where did you find it ?" , "Where I never thought of doing so 1 On the bed of a little crippled boy in the next court to mine. He Is rather a friend of mine,' and I turned in to take him some strawberries. I found him hugging this." "How did he get it?" "Our,"Liz" brought it to him. • Onr " IAz" is a very wild epecimen, who has spent her life in eluding the school board officer till she is too old for his clutches; but she has a soft spot in her heart for her little brother, and I believe another for Gerard Godfrey. We must be very cautious, and not excite any alarm, or we shall be baffled altogether. I am not sure that I did quite prudently in giving little Alf a fresh boat in exchange for this; but I could not help bringiug it home." "You did.not see the girl 7" " No.„,,,These girls wander long and late on these hoe nights, and I eh not think- I could have got anything out of her. I have been to Gerard Godfrey, and the next step Dunn be left to him." "The next question is whether you will tell those poor things at No. 5," said Mark. Mr. Dutton hesitated. "1 should have no doubt of giving' Miss Egremont the com- fort of knowing that there was a possible clue, but if her father insisted on setting on the police, there would be very little more hope of success. I am afraid it will be more prudent to wait till we know wleat God- frey says. He hopes to see the -girl to -mor- row evening at his mission class but of course she is a very uncertain attendant there. No, I cannot trust myself." Annaple was forced to brook withholding the hope from the fainting hearts all the ensuing Sunday, which was a specially try- ing day, as Nuttie pined for her dear little companion with the pictures, stories, and hymns! that he had always enjoyed, and made pretty childish remarks about, such as she began to treasure as memorable. As soon as he Maid early on Monday morning; Mr. batten repaired to Gerard Godfrey's lodgings, and found the young clergyman had succeeded in seeing the girl, and had examined her so as not to put bhe wild creature on her guard, and make her use the weapons of falsehood to. wards one who had never been looked. upon as an ally of the police. It appeared that she had brought home the ship, or rather its hull, from one of the lowest of lodging houses, where she had entployment as something between charwoman and errand girl. She had found it on what passed for a bed in its present condition, one morning, when going to make the extremely slight arrangements that the terrible lair, which served as a com- mon bedroom, underwent, and had secreted it as a prize for her little brother. • At first she had been stolid, and affected peter ignorance as to how it got there, Mit Mr. Godfrey had entreated her as a friend toe try to discover; and had with all his heart made a pathetic description of the girl (he durst not say lady) who had always been a mother to her little brother, and now had lost him, and was in terrible uncertain - as to his fate. That came home to Liz, giant feeling, and she let out what she had seen or picked up in the way of gossip,— that the ehip had been left behind by its owner, whether boy or girl L'z was tomer- tain, for it had long fair hair, wore a peai. coat, and had been dosed with gin or some- thing else when carried away. They said it had made noise enough when brought there by ninny Frank Mid They' Were performing folk, who had come in after the Derby 'day to have a spree, and to pick up comelier kid to do fairma and such like, be- cause the last they. had had. hurt his back and had to be left it. the workhouse. Yes, she had heard tell that they had got the child from Mother Bat, of whom Gerard had a vague idea as one of the horrible hags, who not only beg themselves, but provide outfits for beggars, in - °tuning itfants, to excite compassion. Either she or one of her crew had picked up the child and disposed of his • clothes; and then finding him too (ild. and intelligent to be safely used for begging purposes, shehad sold or hired him eut to these acrobatic per- formers, who had gone off inn° that vague and unknown region, the muntry, Liz had no notion what was their real name, nor where they would go, only that they attend. ea raceri and fairs ; and as imon as the actual pleader° of communicating information was over, she • WAS seleed with a panic, 1in- /tiered Mn Godfrey to make no use of her quest ; and ItIr. Dutten held it wisest only to write a note telling Mr. Egrenaone that he had obtained evidence that the ohild wag living and that he was going in pur- suit, butt thought it safer to say no more at • present. He gave the pote to. Mark at his office. "1 cannot trust myself to See your (muslin" he said- "I might be tempted to say more than WAS consistent with Godfrey's honour tewarda his inform. ant." s "1 think you are right," said Mark, You had better leave me with ouly inde- finite knowledge, I shall be hard pressed. Do you_niot no home first ?" "Yes, I go to pack up a few things and fetch Monsieur, A run in the ceuntry will do him good, and he may be a veluable auxiliary. I shall find no one at Springfield at this hour." "What is your plan ?" , " shall venture so far as to apply to police for the names of the usual attenda at races and fairs, and for some idea their ordinary rounds. I have no do that these are known an the oh offices. For the rest, I must use my ey Bin tell your cousin that with God's ble the eta of ubt ief oeal objects which the conjurer wished to en have at his hand ready to appearaor to hide es. them after he hen •pretended to make them YOUNG POLKS d fe erates. He determined to appear as 4 gentleman, on a :nage errangen le imitetion of a parlor, with no obvious apparatus, and ROBERT-HOUDIN, THE FRENCH he WAS resolved to descend to no low ware AS YOU LIKE IT, MAGICIAN. jokes or cheap personalities, but to be bound etrictly by the rules of good taste. Having at lest perfected his programme, he opened a tiny little theett-e—now torn down --in one of the galleries of the Pedant Royal. This was in 1845. He was instent. y success , and for seven years he coa- t/med. to give his Sores Fantastiques, as he called them. The little theatre which he founded, although no' longer in thte same place, exista to this day, and still bears the The Career et a eiDajeVer. In Mr. Henry Hetton's amusing Recollec. lions°, Conjurer he describes the ausurd (toe. tume worn ins Professoe Anderson h vv o called himself the " feud of tbe lerorth." Teds Scotch copjurer, so Mn. /fatten tells us, clonned " fl.owing velvet robe which reaohen to the ground." A (teatime not unlike this was wern by many of the corijuters who per- formed in Europe during the earlier years of this century, They clad theineelene in an ample robe, set off with the signs of the 2D. diac in gold embroidery, and they affected an austere demeanor, likely to influence an ignorant audience, and to give it a higher opinion of their powers. In reality this Cann- brous robe was adopted chiefly because its abundant folds could be made useful to con. ing, I hope to bring him back to her.' "e will," said Ursula, when Mark gave her the melting°, and from that moment ahe was calmer. She did not fret Mark with questions even as much as Annaple did, she tried to prevent her father from raging the scant information, and she even end voured to employ herself with Some of h ordinary occupations, though all the ti she kept up the ceaseless watch. " Datton would not bave said that witho good, hope," she averred, " and I trust him." Yet when four, five, six, eight days h • passed with no tidings the heart sickne grew almost more th'an she could boa though she still answeeed with spirit wh her father again took to abusing the u braille fellow for choosing to keep all in h own hands. Even Annaple could not help saying her husband that a precise, prim, old bitch lor was the very last person forge hunt slums and the like. The very sight of hi would put the people on their guard. "An think of his fine words," she added. " wisl. I could go! If I started. vvith a shit over my head, yoked to a barrel -organ, should have a far better chance than he wil I declare Mark, if he does not suceed we' do it. niee'll hire an organ, whereon yo shall play. Ah ! you shake your head. musical education is not required, and know I shall do something desperate soo if that dear little boy is not found." (To BE CONTINVED.) Dependent Upon Age. Miss Ethel—Bun • surely, Clara, you wouldn'fmarry a man for his money? Miss Clara—Certainly not, en—that is, unless he was a very old man. The solemn magician 1,171111 stalked before the audience in the attire of a Chaldean priest filled his stage with glittering appara. tus of highly polished• brass piled high to. en ward the ceiling, and. illuminated by dozens of oandlen while the -tables on his stage were covered with clinging draperies which fell to the floor, most convenient for the conceal- ment of a boy beneath them. Other confed- erates were scattered through the audience, ready to give the performer articles which were already agreed upon, and for which he was quite prepared. Under oonditions like these conjuring was mere child's play. In- deed, there is hardly a trick performed by the chief conjurers of the end of the last century vvhich an American or an English boy may not buy now at the nearest toy - store for a few cents. er nee Ir. ut to ad SS r, en is to e - in wl 11 A n, • A Great Similarity, "Ali, Miss Ella, there is a great similar- ity between you and the ocean." How so, Mr. Noodle 2" " When you are -pleased you naake me think of a placid summer sea, but when you get -provoked there is a reminder of the water's pout, don't you see ?" • "Oh, yes, quite like ; and don't you know, Mr. Noodle that makes me think Of..the similarity between you and the sea breeze." "Really! And'why so, Miss Ella 2" . "Because sometiraes it is rather free, and too fresh to be pleasant." His Will Was Made. Worthless Nephew—" Have you made your will, Uncle ?" (ma Unale—" I have made my will. Made it last week." • "Ahem Have you—or—have you re- membered me in it, Uncle 2" "Oh, yes, I've leftlyen'quite a little sum.", " Well, I am a thousand times obliged to you." "Don't mention it Knowing how readi ly you spend money, I have left you a thousand dollars, payable immediately after your death." " Af ter my death 2" "Yes, it is payable immediately after your death. I want you to have a slats:sup funeral." Big Luck. Smith (lifting the cover of his basket "and displaying -If fell of fish)—" Nice mess, eh, for one day's sport ? " Brown— Yes ; did you catch , 'em all yourself? "•- Smith—" Certainly, of course.' Bsown—" Where did you catch 'em ?" ' Smith (slyly)—" Oh, in a little fitream in Muskoka. But I can't give the snap away, you know, old boy." Brown (earoastically)—"No, indeed. If I knew where I could catch Spanish mack- erel in a Muskoka stream I wouldn't.. give the snap away either." She Put Him. to thelTest. Yes, darling," he said, in tones of deep tenderness, "1 would do anything to ehow my love for you." • . "Ah 1" sighed the gentle maiden, "that's what all men say when they are d•riving th win a woman's heart." .• •" Pat me to tbe proof," he exclaimed in rassionate tones "put me to the proof, test me, and see 111 I fail. Set 2130 any task within the bounds of possibility and it shall be eierform ed." • "Ah 1" she niarmured, "11 I could only believe you,'' ' "Put me to the test. Say to me to do this on do that, and it shall be done." "Then I will put. yot to the test." "Ah I" he exclaimed exultingly, "You shall :behold the height, the depth, the length, the breadth, the chnumference of my love I" What is the teat 2" The maiden dropped her snowy lids until the silken lashes rested on the peach bloom of her cheek, a slight singe pimpled the corners of her mouth, and j bending over the yeuth who knelt at her feet, she whispered: "Marry some other girl 1" To Relieve Her Eyes. Conceited Young Man—" I wonder Why that beautiful young lady over there looks at me so much. 1 geese She is trying to make an impreneion." Saecastic Young"Lady---" That is not the reason. She has Weak eyes, aud the doctor has told her to relletre them by looking at Bomething greets. •She Knew Better, Maud—" I am astonished. at you, Irene, for saying that Henry is awkward and bashfal." Ireno--" I ought to know, I • think. I'm hie own sister. He hates to go °mantel, and es:plaited that the people out into society. He never knows vinnee to the house 'wets quite capable of killing do with his hand."Ma d " You are1 if they stispected her 01 betraying ply • mistaken, Irene, In'ths,t respect he is She u their tritheactionn It Was itimeenble of the Meet aceomplished young Men I neer et I..ring any authorities to boar on the went with,' Very different is the performance. of one of the best of modern conjurers. His stage ie furnished like an ordinary parlor; the tables are light and they have no covens; there is no gaudy apparatus to distract the eye; and the lights on the stage are no more than they would be in any other "set scene." The performer comes on smiling affably ; his manner s easy and his talk is often witty; he is clothed in the ordinary evening dress of a gentleman; he has no confederates among the audience; he uses little or no apparatus, preferring to borrow such articles MS he may is eed from one or another of the spectators. There is no suggestion of the supernatural, and the audience knows that t is there to see the pleasant entertainment of a clever man. The change from the old end gloomy con- jurer to the bright and lively magician of more modern times took place aboub half a century agn under the influence chiefly of a Frenchman, Robert -Houdin, Who was the most ingenious, inventive, and skillful con- jurer that ever lived. • Jean Eugene Robert was born at Blois, in France, in 1805: His father was a watch- maker, and the soil inherited a gift for me- chanical construction which grew *ith his years. At school he made elaborate wooden works set in motion -by a captive Muse. Later, when he was placed in the offiee of a notary, he took posseasion of a hugh bird- cage there, and, so arranged it that all the birds had to work for their living, pulling up buckets from a. well when they wanted to drink, hauling up little wagons of seed when they were,hungry, and opening and closing smaller interior cages as they hopped from one carefully balanced perch to another, At home he arose before his father every morn- ing for nearly six months to work secretly at the watch -maker's benck in a successiul effort to reproduce a mechanical snuff box which his father had mice to repair.. BY dint of hard labor, the boy at last finished the mechanism. On the top of this snuff-box there was a picture of a wood ; when a spring was touolaed, a tinynittle rabbit ran on and began • to nibble by the way -side, thenn man and a dog appeared ; the man raised his min and fired at the rabbit which fled followed by the nog. Tneeenier Robert was at last convinced by this and other like traits that his son hake, bent for mechanical work which it was use- less to resist, and young Robert was allowed to devote himself to his dont trade. In this he rapidly perfected himself. He went to Paris in 1830, where he met and married Mademoiselle Houdin, whose name he added to his own as is not unusual in France. At the Exhibition of 1839 M. Robert -Houdin was awarded a silver medal for his mechani- cal ingenuity. He devised the figure -of a man seated at a table, and capable of writ- ing the answer to any question ; ,and in his delightful autobiogramhy he gives a pleasant aceount of his exhibition of this figure to the King Louis Philippe. A true automaion is a figure which mdves of its own accord After having been wound • Such are the mechanical dolls we see, m toy.stores—the dolls which . walk or swim, or beat a drum. Robert-lioudin's figures were not true automata, as the deli- cate 'mechanism he had devised needed to be guided by a seoret signal from him. His automaton writer could write the answer to any question'so it was asserted, and the spectator could the the letters of the reply as they were formed by the pen the figure held in his hand. But it was, Hebert- Hon din who made the mental selection of - the given answer out of a variety of pos Bible replies, any one of which the machine had been constreated to write. He had prepared answers which woulcl fit any ques. tion—like the responses of the Delphic oracle—and • after receiving a question he secretly set the machinery to work on the answer he thought moat appropriate. Not unlike this was another so-called automaton of Robert•Houdin's, representing a bakery, ieside which several pastry -cooks were to lee eeen at work, one of whom dame out of the door, as though to take orders, and then went in again, returning inamedia. tely with the cake of the hind which the epeotator had asked for, In some respects this was the prettiest of all RobernHoud Ian automata; certainly it was the one wlieth "took the cake." While he was devising and making theee mechanical figures, Robert.Houdin was steadily perfecting himmelf in the practice of conjuritig, and he was inventing al:while- ly new feats as ingenious as any of his auto - meta, He had thoroughly trutetered the repertory of every conjurer then before the public. He knew the secret of every start, ling trick which had been shown, up to that time He lead, acqu'ned a dexterity at least equal to tlaat of the finest performers of the nay, most of 'whom were oontont to borrow from each other, and to repeat again and' agent the Weights and effeete handed clown from their predecessors. Robert -Houdin determined to appear with a complete progranatne of absolittely new tricks, and to perferm them in a muner mute as novel. Ile gave up the glittering apparatus with its double.bottomed boxes, He gene sip the tables with falling clothe, seder which 00 aneeltaiit Might be done:sal- I,Ele gaYe up the fantastic robe of the trologer. He gats up the use of con, PAVIA, name of Reberletioudiu as its highest re- commendation to the attention of those seeking entertainment. But Robert -Hou- din did not confine hie exertions to his own theatre; he travelled throughout France, and during nee troablous time following 1818 he crossed the Channel and performed in Loudon and in the chief towns of Eng- land, appearing before Queen Victoria, as he had earlier appeared before King Louis Philippe, It is not too much to say that most of the best tricks now performed by the conjurers of to -day were invented by Robert -Houdin, Among these were the crystal clock and bell, which marked And etruck the hour any speatistor might call for; the feat of produo. mg hem a silk handkerahlet several bowls of water with goldfish swimming about in them ;.the aerial suspension of a child by a single cane restiug on a footstool; the inex- haustible bottle, from whit.% any wine or li- quor asked for was poured out immediately; the shower of money, which the performer caught in the air, and with which he 'half filled a hat; the crystal casket, a glass box swinging in the air, into which marked coins were most mysteriously passed ; and above all, and most marvellous of all,the strange and inexplicable feat which is called se- cond -sigh t. So successial were Robert-Houtliths per- formaness that he was able- to retire early, and to devote himself thereafter to experi- ments in mechanicand in electricity. His later inventions were almost as useful as his earlier had been amusing. In 1856 the French government, desiroue of proving to the Arabs of Algeria that the wizards of Africa, were hopelessly inferior to the magi- cians of France, [begged Robert -Houdin to • go over and show, the Algerians what he:could do. Onhis return to France he wrote hisauto. • biography, of whichthere is an English trans- lation. Then he composed two books on the art of modern magic, which owed more to him then to any one else; these have been admirably Englished ny Professor Hoffman. In 1871, when he was sixty-five years old, he died at his house near Blois, which he had fitted up with the most extra- ordinary variety of electrical devices • The Last Mexican Bandit, Ever since the death of Eraolio Bernal the Mexican newspapers bane been full of anecdotes of Utah celebrated bandit. it ap. pears that Bernal was a prey to melancholy for some tineepreviousto his death, and that he felt a strong presentiment that his career was soon to be cut short.. His melancholy was intensified by a fatal. quarrel over a woman named Louisa Garen., in which he killed a former friend and comrade. • The party whiih attacked Bernal on the morning of his death was Knell and might have been easily repulsed. But Bernal's men were dispirited by the melancholy of their chief. Be himself was one of- thefirst to fall, being struck in quick suoession by three bullets, all from the pistol of the cap- tain of the little band of recruits, who were eager to win the 10,000 dollars offered. for Bernans capture or death. The first bullet was probably fatal; but the second, which crushed through the outlaw's brain, did the work of all three. • Bernal planned hisaesaults with great care and skill. His attacks were always deliv- ered in the early morning, as he had found by experience than he encountered 1es resis. tance at that hourethan at any other. He was occasionally overtaken by fibs ofremorse and at such times he would repair to one of the numberless chapels which rear their spires in the heart of the sierra, and remain for hours in prayer before an -image. On leaving the oratory hewould dron a 20 -dollar gold piece in to the poor -box. His amend. ment never lasted long. A few days gen- rally brought tidings of some new and dar- ing exploit. Bernal will probably be the last of Mex ican bandits. Isolated cases of assault will, no doubt, °near as they do even in the United States. But never again will an organised bane of desperadoes be allowed to terrorise a whole • State. A number of legends have already begun to cluster roand the -name of Etreclio Bernal, and in future ages his story may become as famons in traditions of the sierra as that tt Robin Hood in 'England. His life has alreany been dramatised and represented with success at one of the theatres in this city. • A Good Excuse. When the French troops were in Mexioo during the days of Maximillian, a private • soldier was brpught before General Genin- gros, who was in command at lefonteery. are charged with having stolen the golden slipper from the font of bhe Virgin in the Cathedral," said the General, sternly. "I didn't steal it," replied the soldier. "Bat the slipper was found in your knapsack." "1 know it was, but I didn't steal it." "How, then, did it come into your p08- 80881011 ?" The Virgin gave it to me." "Row so?" "You know, General, how she sits there with one foot over the othersticking out a little 2" .. "She didn'tell"tell me to take the slipper, but she held her foot out as if She was say- ing, "Take the slipper a you want it," so 1 took it, more as a meteor of :incommode - tion than anything else," "Humph," said the General, smiling, "that's about as good an excuse ese I ever heard. You can go this time, but ,if the Virgin offers you anything else mid you ac- cept it I'll have you shot.' Dieeteireenan to the Teacher. A young and euthusiafitic kindergertet teacher, Vvho believes that Much repetition, Will fix ideas firmly in youthful. minds, usu- ally begins her lessons on the ideas of form by holding up a rubber ball, and asking "Now, children what is this?" "A globe" Is the reply, piped out in childish treble. The other clay she began, 88 MAIM, with the ball. "Now, children, what do 1 hold in toy hand ?" " Oherstatit 1" yelled a prompt and eheelty smell boy from a back seat. That's the sort td thing, the tetteher 80378, then diemeragen Sir Muncie Knollyte naane for his howl There is no chence, de8tiny no fate Can circuit/vent, or hinder, or control The firm resolve of a determined seal. Gifts count fel- nothing ; will alone is great; All thiege give way before it soon or late. What obstacle can stay the mighty forao Of the sea -seeking river in its course, Or cause the ascendteg orb of day to wait? Each well.born soul must win what it deserves. Let the fool prate of hick. The fortunate Is he whose earnest purpose never svverves, Whoee slightest action or inaction • serves The one great aim. Why, c4 en death stands still, And waits au hour nemetimes for such a will. —ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. The senior admiral of the British navy, Sir Provo Wallis, is 100 years old. A record of 341 divorce cases in ono day entitles Boston to a smile of recognition from Chicago. Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. Life is valuable in proportion:to its fruits. rf it be wholly barren there is nothing to prove that it is entitled to any credit. The soul of seinen is audible, not visible. A sound alone betrays the flowing of the eternal fountain, invisible to roam—Long- fellow • Advice should be like a gentle fall of snow, and not like a driving storm of hail. It should descend softly and not be -uttered hastily. Mr. Vanderbilt's income is about a million dollars a month. When Mn. Vanderbilt Wants to buy a quart of peanuts he never has to stop to think, A vessel sailed from Boston this week carrying 1,400 packages of New England. rum, which is the largest ca no of the kind ever shipped from that port for the African coast. There were no missionaries on board A very satisfactory state of affairs was reported at the recent meeting of the trus- tees of Shakespeare's birthplace an Strat- ford -on -Avon. It appears that the amount derived from visitors' fees was abliut $1,000 a year, and that the p.resent surplus is near- ly $15,000, invested in Consols and other aeourities. During the last year 16,500 persons visited the birthplace, of whom 5,- LQ0 were Americenseand thirtymine nation - :tables were represented. Putting a Parson to Practical Use. A wealthy. farmer in Mecklenburg, Ger- many, on being asked how he managed to get his slaughtered pigs tested for trithiere at the nearest market town, gave the follow- ing cheracterisitc reply : "1 don't see the use of taking all that trouble -when I can get it done quite com- fortably in our village.» " And where, pray ?" "Yon see, our pastor has a hearty appe- tite, and is fond of sornething tasty, and so whenever I kill a pig I always send him the • first sausage. I am perfectly sure that he will eat it at once. A couple of days after I call on hbn and inquire in an off -hand sort of way how his reverence feels; if I find that he is quite well and heatiy and there is nothing amiss with him, I go home quite easy in my mind, and then, and not betore, I let our folke eat of that pig and taste a bit myself, for now I am positive that the pig was healthy and hadn't a trac3 of trichinm about it. That's mytest. What's the good of sending all the way to town?" The Place to Trade. Stranger (to tailor)—You've got a nice stock of goods here. • Tailor (rubbing his his hands)—There's nothing like it this aide of the Atlantio Ocean, sir. Stranger—I've been told that your prices are about right, too. , Tailor—Yes, sir; the price I put on a suit of clothes is a great injustice to my wife and family. Now, there is a line of spring and summer goads of my own impore•••— tation, and I paid cabin passage rates to get 'em here. That diagonal, the manufacturer assures nie, was made exclasively for the Prince of Wales, and only got into my lot by mistake. He offered me big money to get the goods back for fear of international complications. Stranger --You don't say so I • Tailor—Yes, sir. • Bat I laughed at him. When I get hold of a good thing it gone to O customer every time if I lose money on it. I npose you will want a nice, stylish spring suit, and then something for warrn weather? Stranger—N-no. I guess not this morn- ing. I was trying to get out of the way of a milk wagon too suddenly a few moments ago, and I want to get a suspender button sewed on. A Georgia Preacher's Observation. A new Georgia revivalist, the Rev. J. 13. Culpepper, is credited with observing in the course of a sermon :--" I vvould rather be a negro with red eyes, kinky wool, boneless nose and a hollow of the foot that makes a hole in the ground, than play poker till one o'clock in the morning and go home ancl de- ceive my wife about it." No Adverse Criticism, Amateur Actor (to friend)—" I say, Charley, what was the general opinion of my acting last night." Friend—" I didn't hear any opinion ex- pressed." Egyptian Exploration. One of the moat interesting epectaclee of this day is the tent villages of the Egyptian Exploration Fund, whoee eiplorers pitch their habitations near ancient mounds here and there, and set their hundreds of fellaheee at work digging out freeli materials for the history of the oldest of civilizations. These explorers have lust brought to light a nettle of King Haien, who is supposed to be the •Pheraoh that exalted Joseph. te a high place in the State. Though the Egyptian Explo- ration Fund has found many priceless sta.uest its purpose is met the discovery of own ositiet3, the eluoidetion of ancient and espe- cially of old Testarnetthistory, and the mintage sensational emcees it has achieved in. the past three years justifies the hope that its troops of men and woinen carriers will long be kept delving for the monuments that the maternal have buried. It is Leap Year. Just a worcl with you, young man, be- fore you go. You have been cultivating tho acquaintance of tny daughter for nearly fout menthe, and think it is abetit time to ask intentioa4» 'christened daughter is "Louvima," as a J "Thatust What I've been thinking - complimentary combination representing but Mabol doesn't :Seem t� be aloie to nniater too of the Prinee %yak tooio, Victoria and Maud, the three datigh. tip courage to aSk me, or else she has forgot,