The Exeter Times, 1888-3-8, Page 21.6
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NETTIE'S FATHER.
BY CHARLOTTE M. YONGg.
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• confidence, would let her but dill there train, because her aunt was very ill indeed.
was alwaya a danger which kept poor • "Gone, Mel& are you sure ? Really
Ali= on thorns whenever there was agot, e
• " Oh yea, Malunta 1 The dogcart was
coming round, and she said, ehe wanted to
°atoll the 10,5 train, and was very sorry he
had not time to write a note to you."
" Was there a lettep? What had she
hardV'
"Oh, only that her aunt was so very ill 1
She did not tell us—did she, Rosie ?"
" There was someththg about being in
time to write to Aunt Alice," suggested
Adele.
" I am very sorry about this. I am
afraid it will be a great shock to Alice," ob-
served the mother, as she imparted the neves
at her husband's dressing -room door.
Youndgirls are go precipitate 1" said the
Canon.
"Your brother won't like it at all," the
lady continued.
Not he. But after all, it is just as well
that he was not asked. They do owe that
poor old lady a good deal, and, .Alwyn's not
the man to see it. I'm not sorry the girl
took the matter into her own hands, though
I couldn't have advised it."
"Except that it will all fall =Alice."
"He is very fond of Alice. She has done
more with him than I ever thought possible.
Kept him respectable tnis whole year, and
it really grows on him. Ile makes ever so
much more of her now than when he first
brought her home—and no wonder. No,
no; he won't fell foul of her."
"Perhaps not; buc it is just as bad, or
worae, for her if he falls foul of her daughter.
Besides, she is very much ettached to her
aunt. I wish I knew what the amount was
or whether she knows anything about it."
(TO BE coNTINEES.)
CHAPTER XX.—Wol,o,
If cannot once or twice in f. quarter bear out
ismive against an honest man, I have but very little
credit with your Worship,"
—II. Ring Henry IT.
Another cause besides Ursula's recalci.
trance and her inotherts ailmeut contributed
to disturb Mr. Egremont, and bring hini
home. His agent, by name Bulb:lob,
a solicitor at Redcastle, oame to him with
irrefragable• proofs of gross peculation on
the part of the bailiff who managed the
home farm which supplied the house and
etables, and howed -him that it was niece8.
sary to make a thorough investigation and
change of system.
In point a fact, Mr. Egremont greatly
preferred being moderately cheated to ex-
erting himself to investigate, but this was
going beyond moderation, and the explosion
had been too public to be passed over. So
he came home and sat by, while his wife
and Mr. Baffle= did the work for him, and.
made it evident to laira that the frauds had
been of long standing, and carried on with the
connivance of the coachman, of Gregorio,—
who had before Mrs. Egremont's arrival
acted as house ateward,—and of the former
cook. Indeed, it was the housekeeper
whom Mrs. Egremont had left in charge,
whose refusal to connive had brought about
the discovery.
Gregorio's share in all was sufficiently evi-
dent, and Alice's heart leapt with hope.
Her husband would be wholly her own if
his evil genius were once departed, but Mr.
Ey,reraont would not see it. He had no ob-
jection to sacrifice the coachman and all his
underlings, with the bailiff and his entire
family, and felt none of the pity that Alice
lied for the pretty, silly, half educated
daughters; but as to the valet—Pooh!
pooh! the poor fellow had been out of the
way all this time—whatever he had done
had beeu in the dark ages, long ago, before
Bridgefield knew its mistress; he was a for-
eigner, and that was enough to prevent him
from forgatherinebwith the English. It
was their Eaglishprejudice.
"I can show you facts and figures, sir,"
said Mr. Bulfinch.
"1 daresay, a year or more old. Why, I
was an unprotected rarcase thea—a mere
prey—the fellow only did after his kind."
Alice held her tongue then but made an
effort in private. "Indeed, 1 don't think
you know LI am afraid Gregorio is not'alter-
ed. I found. him out in his charges about
the wine, and the servants' wages at Nice,
only you wouldn't listen."
"His little perquisites, my dear child
Come, nonsense, these foreign fellows don't
pretend to have the morals you ascribe to
the native flunkey—generally without
foundation either—they are muoh of a much-
ness as to that; but your Frenchman or
Italian does it more neatly, and is a dozen
times better servant than the other is."
"Oh, ay 1 I know you don't like him. But
he knows his manners to you, 1 hope ?" said
Mr. Egremont, with a suddenness that
made her wish she could truthfully say he
did not.
"Yes, he always is—is respeetful, but
somehow I see it is under protest."
Mr. Egremont laughed. "Rivals—yes,
I see ; why, you don' b consider the sore trial
of having a full-grown mistress turned in
upon him! Look here, you keep the keys
already, but the new fellow at the farm
and the rest of them shall account to you
for everything—Gregorio and all. Won't
that satisfy you ?"
"„Tis not the money, but I think Gre-
gorio is a bad—not a good—man."
"Ho, ho 1 she wants to advertise for a
pious footman and coachman 1 eh? No,I
thank you, my dear Edda, I agree with—
who was it who said, Volez moi,maie sans
m'ennuyer.'
The Rectory likewise had hoped for Gre-
gorio's dismissal, and there were grave looks
when Alice had to confess that nothing
would move her husband against him. The
Canon even lashed himself up to say, "I
tell you how it is, Alwyn, you'll never do
any good with your household, while you
keep that fellow.'
"I am not aware what description of good
you expecc me to do with it, Will," coolly
answered the elder brother in a disconcert-
ing tone.
Poor Alice, on her side, thought of the
Little Master and then wondered if it was un-
charitable to do so. For she knew it had
become war to the knife with Gregorio
Whether his master told him, or whether it
were his own evil conscience, or the wonder-
ful intuition of servants, ha certainly knew
of the pressure for his dismissal, and he
visited it on her as much as he durst.
Outwardly deferential, he couldthwart and
annoy and her in a hundred ways, from mak-
ing love to the housernaida to making evil sag.
gestions to his master, yet never giving her
any overt cause of complaint. He could
worry and sting her under the politest ex-
terior, and he knew very well that the most
effectual form of annoyanee was the persuad-
ing his master that any discomfort or las-
situde was to be removed by some form of
narcotic. This would have the, further ad-
vantage of stupefying Mr. Egremont, and
making him more ready to lapse under the
old influence; while the duration and
strength of the new one was already a sur-
prise to Gregorio.
But there was no doubt that Mrs. Egre-
mont had profited by her year of training.
She looked tired, and less youthful and
pretty, but she had gained in grace and
importance as well as in style, and was
much more really the mistrees of Bridgefield.
Her shyness had passed away, and she knew
how to take her place in society, though still
she was somewhat silent. And her husband
depended upon her entirely for all his cor-
respondence, for much of his occupation and
amusement, and even for the regulation of
his affairs. In the household, Gregorio was
little more than his personal attendant,
and Ale had the general management, even
of the other men -servants. The Canoness
might well say it had turned ottt better than
she expected.
And Nuttie had become more womanly,
and had acquired the indefinable polish given
by a London season. She had learnt the
art of conversation, and could make herself
agreeable to her uncle, or to any one else who
came in her way. Even May allowed that
she had something in her, and cultivated her
more thanbefore ; but, on the other hand
possible difference of schemeor °Omens.
Mrs. William Egremont w erionsly
considering of representing te Ursula that
her conduct was bad taste, bad polloyo and,
moreover, was doing her mother's spirits
and health serious harm; but it was a
delicate matter in which to meddle, and the
good lady ()Quid not make up her mind how
Lan to surrender her brother -m -law's char-
acter and allow a partial justification to
Ursula. She was a cautious woman, and
Waited andewatehed her opportunitier,
In the beginning of October M. and Mrs.
Egremont were Invited to a great shootirig
party at Sir James Jerninghara's. The in-
vitation did nob include Ursula, Perhaps
she had never dawned on their hostess's
imagination: perhaps it was that Lady
J erninghtem was well known to didike girls,
or any one who might absorb young men's
attention. At any rate the omission was a
cause of thankfulness to the party concerned,
and she did not neglect to worry her mother
by a protest against keeping =oh eompany
as would be met at Waldiootea.
Alice smiled a little faintly and said,
"1 don't think it hurts me, my dear; I
don't uederstand half of what they talk
about, and they are always kind to me."
" don't think you ought to go among
them or countenance them."
"My dear child," --and the colour rose—
"1 don't feel as if I had a right to set my-
self above any one."
Mother 1"
"People might have said just the same of
me."
"And whose fault was that ?" muttered
Nattie under her breath, but Mrs. Egre-
mont would not hear. She only pleaded,
as perhaps mother ought not to have done
with child.
"You know, Nettie, it is not for my own
pleasure but your father's eyesight makes
him dislike to go anywhere without me now;
and I really should be uneasy about him."
"Yes ; he is all you care for," said Nuttie.
"1 ou sacrifice everything you used to think
essential, just to his will and pleasure."
"Oh, Nettie, I hope not ; I don't think
I do 1"
"If 1 thought it was doing him any good
I should not so much mind," went on the
girl ; "bub he is just the same, and I am
always thinking of "As the hushand is the
wife is—" '
" Hush I hush 1 You have no right to
think in that way of your father. I will
not hear it. I have let you say too much
already. Nuttie." Then after a pause she
added, gently and wistfully, "You have
been better taught, and are clearer headed
than ever I was, my Nettie, and it is
quite right that you should hate what
seems evil to you. I can only go
on trying to do what seems my duty
from day to day. I know," she added with
rising tears, " that the sin and folly of my
younger days worked a difficult position for
us both; but we can only act according to
our lights, and pray God to direct us ; and
please—please bear with me, my dear one,
if , the :same course does not always seem
right to us both."
Nuttie had never heard her say anythine
so fully showing that she realised these
difficulties, and, greatly touched, she asked
pardon, kissed and caressed her mother.
There was a calm over them for the next few
days, and Nettie actually refrained from
bitter comments when her mother was not
allowed to go to evensong on Sunday, on the
plea of her being tired, but, as the girl be-
lieved, in order that she might read the
newspapers aloud.
She knew that her silence was apprecia-
ted by the way her mother kissed her and
called her a dear, good, considerate girl.
On Monday Mr. and /ilia. Egremont went
away atawhat was a strangely early hour
for the former, Nuttie spending her days at
the Rectory.
On the Tuesday Blanche went with her
little sister and the governess on a shopping
expedition to Red -castle, and in relating her
adventures on his return, ehe said "Oh, by
the bye, I met Annaple in Park's shop 1"
"Pull of Micklethwavte news? I suppose,"
said May.
"Yes, of course. Did you know, Nuttie,
that your aunt was ill ?"
"No, indeed, I did not. What was the
matter ?"
"Bronchitis, I believe— brown titus, as
Betty Butter calls it."
" Bronchitis 1 Oh dear! oh dear Are
yen quite sure, Blanche ?"
" Oh yes 1 I am quite certain Annaple
slid Mark told her that Miss Headworth
was laid up with bronchitis."
"And nobody has written to us all this
week 1" sighed Nuttie.
"1 should think that a sign there could
not be much in it," observed May; it may
be only a bad cold."
"Bub Aunt Ursel had bronchitis four
years ago, and was very ill indeed," persist-
ed Nuttie. "I'm sure it is bronchitis, and
that she won't let Miss Mary write to
She was in much distress about it, though
May privately told her that she ought to
know Blanche's way better than to trust
implicitly to any of her reports; and her
aunt said much the same thing in
more general terms,even proprsing that if
she did not hear the next morning she should
go over to Lescombe to ascertain what Mark
had really said.
This pacified her a little, but on her way
home the alarm grew upon her, and, more-
over, she recollected the opposition that she
believed that her father was certain to make
to either her mother or herself going to
nurse her aunt. It flailled upon fier that if
she were to hasten to Micklethwayte on this
alarm before there could be a prohibition,
It would be no disobedience, and perfectly
justifiable, not to say noble. Her parents
were to return' on Thursday evening, and
she made up her mind that, unless she were
fully measured as to Miss Headworth's
state she would go off at once to Mickleth-
wayte before any one could gainsay her.
She had plenty of money, and she consulted
the timetable in the hall before going up-
stairs. It only concerned the nearest
line, but she calculated that if she caught
the express, she should reach her destination
in tirne to write to her mother at Waldicotes,
and prevent needless shocks. Her eagerness
for the plan grew upon her, so that it seemsd
like liberation; she could hardly sleep for
thinking of it, and certainly was not as muoh
disappointed as she believed herself when
the post came in—a blank.
Martin was away with her mistress, so
Nuttie explethed matters to the upper
or
even the Recty cldouperceive that there houeetriaid, who was very sympathetic,
was now an absolute alienation between her ' carried down her order° for the carriage,
and her father, and what might before have procured for her both breakfast and previa -
been fear had become dislike. If she had on for the journey, and packed her clothes.
to refer to him, especially if her plana for Ursula would fain have been off before the
herself or her mother were crossed, there . Rectory was aware, but the two little girls
ware always a tone of bittemeee or of sarcasth I "r" up with a ineseage about the plans for
about her; wed her greater boldness and the day, just as he wars beginning aft explan-
freedom of speech would occasionally mead- atery note, and she entrusted to them the
fest itself towards hint. This was not indeed information that she was so uneasy about
often, site° not only did his cool contempt Miss Headworth that she had decided to
make her Oorne Off the worst in the encount- i See for herself,
ors, but the extreme distress they gave 1 So in dashed Adele. and Romilind to their
Tramps in Germany.
In Germany beggary has viably increased
sin= the war. Tramping, 'too, is easier
since the abolition of the strict law of set-
tlement, which made a pass necessary for
every one going outside his native territory.
The French milliards made the Germans
fancy they had suddenly beeouae fabulously
rich. Everybody launched out; the most
frugal nation in Europe became a nation of
spendthrifts and speculators. New railways
were planned in all directions; every third-
rate town began to build grand suburbs
This drew thousands of laborers off the land
and when the bubble bursted and the na
tion realized the fact that the milliards
were not in circulation at all, but lock-
ed up in the treasure vaults at Berlin,
these were thrown out of work and were
obliged to go on tramp. Most of these
tramps are literally homeless, having no
place to which they are legally chargeable,and
employers are very shy of keeping any of
them long enough to give them a claim on
the rates. Nb wonder, then, that German
tramps are beginning to form packs, like the
wolves. Such a tack will swoop down on a
lonely village, while the men are away in
the fields, an will extort money and food
from the women, the solitary policeman
looking hopelessly on. If the village starts
a pursuit and prosecutes that means a good
many extra pfennings in the local rates, so
they are allowed to pass on. Nay, some
villages prefer paying blackmail, like the
Isle of Man shopkeepers. Lodging, too, is
seldom refused, lest, if the barn door is kept
locked, the farmer "may see the red cock
perch on his theta."
A Very Brief Elopement.
Armonx, N.Y., Feb. 25.—A tremendous
social sensation is now raging here over the
elopment of Mrs. D. Erastus Corning, the
young and pretty wife of the son of a
wealthy shoe manufacturer, and D. Morris
Kurtz, the Auburn correspoaden of the Syr-
acuse Sunday Herald. The oouple made
off on Saturday afternoon, stopping in Syra-
cuse, where the deserted husband and the
father of the eloping wife followed them on
a later train. The couple, however, made
their escape to Elmira, N. Y., the husband
and father following them.
EraintA, N. Y., Feb. 25.—D. Morris
Kurtz and Mrs. D. Erodes Uorning, the
eloping Auburn couple, arrived from Syra-
cuse last night and regietered at the Frazier
house as D. M. Taylor and wife, New York.
Later the man purchased tickets for Chica-
go. The room was watched until 7.30 this
morning, when Kurtz and Mrs. Corning
made their appearance.. The eloping wife
took rnattters very cooly, but was soon in-
duced by her husband to return with him to
Auburn, and they left for that city. Kurtz
remained behind.
He Had to Quit Business.
"What are you doing now ?" asked a
travelling man of a friend who was not
noted for his industry.
"Same old employment."
"Doing nothing?"
"That's ib. I had a situation, but luck
was against me and I oould not hold it."
"What were you doing ?'
"1 was engaged as an auctioneer, but it
was all up with me when the boys found
out my name was Gallagher."
" Why so ?"
"Because whenever I'd come to the go-
ing, going' part of the business the boys
would all turn in and make life such a bur-
den to me that I couldn't run the price of
an article up to half its value."
liOUSEEIOLD.
Why?
AND Tent BRaBolts Aneannon,
We are all prone to very light self judg.
moule and I suppeee it is a hard thing for
any one to believe that effect in our own in-
dividual oases follows cause, and what we
firmly oweept as Fate is rattier machinery
set On motion by finger -touch ef our ewn.
For others we see it clearly, and for our-
selvee not at all, Thus Mrs. Brown says to
me, and Mrs. Brown is a dear little woman,
nob very old, not very wise, perhaps, but
capable of making herself moat charming.
I don't see why, even when a husband
does not cease, in all thing, to be a lover,
he still does grow indifferent to his wife's
society. Now John won't take me to any
place at all, if he can evade it without, as
he suppeses, a hurt to my feelings."
Most emphatically, I don't blame John.
I sat behind them once at some entertain-
ment. It wasn't; a Very good entertain -
matt, but, dear me John thought it was.
And that sharer of his griefs and joys? She
was in a draught, rale wanted her shwa I
pulled up, and she wanted a window pulled
down; she know the baby was crying at
home, and her seat was very hard. And,
through tall the stage performance, the tip -
tilting of that dainty, saucy nose, the per-
eistent murmuring of--assuredly—a very
sweet toned voice 1 "How any one of sense
enjoys this sort of thing passes my compre-
hension I Well, Jack, whenever you can
tear yourself away from this brilliant affair,
I'm ready 1"
And then she says why doeen't John
care to have me with him, as in those bless-
ed courtship days? Ah, but in those days
she oared to be with him so truly that every
sight was gilded in her eyes straightway,
and every pleasure glorified. John was
not made uncomfortable by sarcasm,' nor
hince.
arrassed by complaInts, never, in that
t
And Mrs. White wonders why her hus-
band never cares to stay at home one even-
ing in the week; why so quiet and amiable
a man, seemingly made for a domestic life,
always has some excuse ready to take him
out o'nights.
Now, Mr. White smokes. I don't doubt
he smokes too much, still—. His wife can-
not bear the smell of tobacco, and that
must be altogether given up at home. His
wife's reading is restricted to fashion maga-
zine, and she never glances at a newspaper.
Her evening work is generally some creehet-
ing where one has to count and pay striot
attention. Perhaps Mr. White thinks
sometimes of their youth, and the evenings
spent together then. A mau can't live for-
ever on syllabub, nor always be a -wooing,
but few women whose huebands once were
true lovers need ever lose that love.
And Mrs. Gray laments, with bitter tears,
that Willie is not straightforwardly true, -
that he "shuffles" and equivocates. And I
don't blame Willie. Sometimes his punish-
ment it hea.vy for a tiny fault; for careless-
ness, not open sin; sometimes, when the
parents are unusually good natured, or in-
dulgent, or otherwise occupied, no stress is
laid on a serious misdemeanor. Willie
never knows whether a tornado will whirl
about his ears, or a smile reward him, when
he makes an apt and saucy speech.
And Mrs. Green, (so verdant!) thinks it
as remarkable as, sad that Henry, senior,
does not interfere with Henry, junior, now
he has grown beyond her own control.
One must condemn him, because he is that
most useless thing, a man who dares not
assert his manhood. And yet the trouble is of
Mrs. Green's own brewing. When Harry
was a little fellow, [just beginning to be
naughty, one word and correction from his
father was enough to bring forth his mother
in defense. And not that alone, but she
argued—before the child—the parental in-
justice and unreason, that, who could
wonder so much when the disgusted man
finally threw aside all control, and left his
offspring to a very weak pair of woman's
hands. And Mrs. Green needs must wonder
too, why Harry is so dissipated. Why,
when he hears one parent's wisdom doubted,
and opinion set at nought, can he net supply
himself, a little scorn for the other?
There are so many whys, so many reasons
why, perhaps each one's conscience can
tell him othere, and where he needi not go
farther afield in asking the monosyllabic
question for the answer.
Allies of Anarchy.
It is said of a noted Anarchist that, when
passing a costly temple of worship, where a
few rich people worship, he pointed tei it in
a menacing manner, and exclaimed :—
"Those are our allies ; they make the
people hate the churches and Christianity.
All we fear is the Carpenter's Son, and
those who tread in his footsteps, preaching
to the poor." May there not be some truth
in the assertion? if so might it not be well
for Christian people to bridge the gulf that
separates the masses of the poor from the
churches? Not all churches are wealthy,
and most of them welcome the poor, but the
fact remains, they don't come to any ex-
tent. What can be done? Carry the Gos-
pel to them, —Ex.
A Very Serious Accident.
"Geed raohrning, Mrs. Multeehey."
"Th' game to ye, Mrs, O'Graff."
"What's the mather, Oi don't see Mr.
Multoohey wid ye this mohrning?"
"Shure, an' he met wid an axhidint yis-
terclay."
"You don't tell me, Mrs. Multoohey
'phat wee th' came av it ?"
"Wil, th' poor bhy was a-toastin' av his
shins on th' stoove hairth Shtnokin' hia
poipe an' talthe things Easy, whin I whit t'
show lairn a piece oar Mary Ann's wecldin)
cake sint us from Recwhister th' day before,
and it shlipped from th' plate an sthruck
poor Michael on th' htit, breakin' his big
toe lint. He'll be kid up two weeks the
to hot mother made her refrain whenever Mother'S realm inn of exeiteMent with the , &other sez, an lit'St anarchy Ohm, gitatia' t'
her 'Wittier, or what he thought her news that Cousin Nuttie Was gone off by the" bathe his phut wid this morning."
Vegetables.
The farmer's wife usually has a variety of
vegetables to use, but sometimes lacks a
variety in ways of cooking'them. A few re-
cipes have been collected which may be sug-
gestive:
CABBAGE SALAD.—Two eggs well beaten,
one tablespoonful mustard, one teaspoonful
pepper, two teaspoonfuls salt, four table-
spoonfuls melted butter, six tablespoonfuls
sweet milk, one teacupful vinegar. Stir all
on the stove until it thickens like custard.
Wheneold, mix with finely chopped cabbage.
Extract of oelery or a little celery salt ia an
improvement to those who like celery.
Bnonam PoneTeas.—Parboil pared po-
tatoes; out in slices half an inch thick;
place, in a wire girdiron, over a moderate
fire; turn frequently, until well browned
on both sides; season with salt and pepper,
and serve hot. Boiled potatoes when cold
may be used for broiling, and can be done
in the same manner.
POTATOES BAKED WITEC MEAT—Pare and
parboil, then place in the pan containing the
fown'or roast. Turn over when partly cook -
GOOD THOLVITS.
The memory never loses anything. It is
only a folded leaf; only a olosed book.
t
We nee anreevre rw cig raardeutaot 0001 rtehlei gmi onor e; bwe oe auses cie
there is to be learned.
"Riches are not to be prepared to con-
tentment of heart. What does a fellow
oar e if he deee spend his pocket change here,
hifeahveenknows he s got a bank account in
Far awaythere in the sunshine are my
highest aspirations. I cannot reaoh theme
but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where
they lead.
To be forever seeing when your boy yields
to a temptation, and never diseovering when
he resists one is the surest way to promote
the faults, and discourage the virtues.
Half a man's wisdom goes with his °our -
age. A boy who knows that a bully lives
around the corner, on his daily way to school,
is apt to take sinister views of streets and
aohool education.—Emerson.
There are few more disagreeable people
in this world than the people who are always
doing wrong and then telling you how bad
they feel about it. They ought either to do
right Or else get a tougher conscience.
The great Theodore Parker when uttering
the Lord's prayer, used to say : "Forgive
us our trespasses as we should forgive those
who trespass against us." He also prayed:
"EL
L:ade '
, us from temptation " instead of
0
ad us not into temptation."
We are to know that we are never with-
out a pilot. When we know not how to
steer, and dare not hoist a sail, we can drift.
The current knows the way though we do
not. The ship of heaven guides itself and
will not accept a wooden rudder.
What soothes suffering, what sanctifies
labor, what makes a naan good, strong, wise,
patient, benevolent, just, and at the same
time humble and great, worthy of liberty, is
to have before him the perpetual vision of a
-better world casting its rays through the
darkness of this life.
We have given us as a guide not only the
Bible text but the spirit of the scriptures.
When these two go hand in hand the weight
of their testimony is irresistiable; but where
a proof -text is an isolated passage, not mon-
firmed by other teachings or examples, we
may well hesitate. The so called Sabbatar-
lane, who observe Saturday in place of Sun-
day, and the feet washers, on cite proof -
texts. But it does not follow that they are
right and all others wrong. Proof -texts are
good things in their in their way, rightly
used, but all propositions do not depend
upon proof -texts.
Was it Lillie or Tillie?
Richard Sterling Willis, a young Brook-
lyn lawyer, whose father is said to be worth
$4, 000„000 or $5,000,00, is mighty sorry
that he ever met two charming but mature
maidens of the name of Ingersoll, living at
Washington, Pa., when at home. The two
maidens are sisters, one calling herself Tillie
and the other Lillie. It is this similarity
of names that has made trouble for young
Mr. Willis. He met the two sisters in
Brooklyn a few years ago, and formed an
acquaintance with them that was continued
by correspondence after they returned to
their home. Somehow the letters he sent
got mixed, and Miss Tillie occasionally re-
ceived the protestations of love that were
intended for Miss Lillie. On making a visit
to the sisters after tbe correspondence had
been going on for some time, he discovered
that both Tillie and Lillie were in love with
him, and though—
He might have been happy with either,
Were 'tother dear charmer away,"
He did not feel that he could go into matri-
mony with both, and decided therefore to
drop the whole business. Miss Lillie now
sues him for $50,000 damages and he is in
momentary expectation of Miss Tillie doing
the same, though one at a time ought to be
enough. This is about the funniest of all
the breach of promise cases, and its course
will probably be watched with a good deal
of amusement.
A Helpful Society.
Among the many societies and organiza-
tions formed, with the object of benefitting
mankind, is one composed of young women
with the aim of helping in various ways all
who join their reams, but whose chief en-
deavor is to do all in their power for those
who are strangers an Toronto. The somety,
which is called the Youug Women's Christ-
ian Guide, has a room in Shaftesbury Hall,
where there is a thoroughly efficient and
faithful young woman continually in at-
tendance to give advice on mattera spiritual
or temporal. A weekly meeting is held at
which there are a discussion ot the business
of che society, a short religious service and
a few well chosen and well rendered musical
selections. There are classes held in the
evenings to which all members are welcome
and where they can learn the elements of
an English education, besides bookkeeting,
phonography and music. Besides this there
es a Chautauqua Circle in connection with
the Gadd.
The society is not altogether exclusive,
as gentlemen are allowed to become lif e -
members, some of Toronto's moat prominent
men being on the list.
We are told that they are about to start
ed, o they may brown evenly. They can a paper devoted to the interest of the Guild,
s
which will be celled " Our OwnGazette.'
be baked in this manner without parboiling,
but require a longer time. They can also be The orgainzation deserves the most hearty
support and their is no doubt that many
baked in dripping:3, without fowl or meat.
young women employed in Toronto, especi-
PICKLED BEETS.—Picklecl beats are a deli. ally ,those whose homes are far away, will
cicala relish to keep conveniently on hand. avail themslves of the Christian atmosphere,
Boil tender half a peck of beets. They home influence and moral aknof this worthy
should cook at least two hours slowly.
When thoroughly done allow a slice of raw institution.
onion to every beet. Slice them into a jar,
put in a teaspoon of horse radish, six cloves,
and a tablespoon of whole peppers to every
half dozen beets. Pour boiling vinegar over
them and aet them away. When cold cover.
COLD Bum. WITK PUREE OF POTATOES,—
Pare,
boil, attd maeh twelve large potatoes,
Add to them salt, pepper, and two table-
spoonfuls of butter; then beat ha gradually
one pint ef boiling -nilk. Spread this pre-
paration on a warm dish and then place on
it slices of cold roast beef. Put one table-
spoonful of gravy on each slice, Place the
dish in the oven for five minutes. Garnish
the °dee of the dish with any kind of amen,
like parsley, carrot or celery. Other kinds
of cold meat can be eertred ia this manner.
FRIED APPLES,—Make a batter of two
eggs, a pinch of salt, a cup of milk, and six
tablespoonfuls of floor. Slice, pare, and
core tart apples as Saratoga potatoee. Dip
them in the batter and fry. Eat with pove,
dered sugar.
A young lady, visiting for 1 e rat time
n the country, was alarmed at the approach
a cow. She Was too frightened to run, A man in Lee County, Ga., has monocled
nct shaking her parasol at the animarthe in taming blue jays so that they fly down
aid in a very stein tone :" Lie cloWn, siri from the trees and peroh on his Shoulderil 88
ie down 1" i he walks around his garden.
A Call to Arms in" Abyssinia.
Massoweete, March 3—King John, of
Abyssinia, haa issued a proclamation sum-
moning all classes of his people to arms, and
declaring that he hopes after exterminating
the Italians to annihilate the Soudanese.
It is reported that the Abyseinians intend to
attack thetltalians in two columns, which
will advance from Asmara and Kezen re-
spectively. Kite John has probably reach-
ed Asmara by this time.
Probabilities About Stanley.
V/EnTA, March 3. --Prot Lenz, the AM -
can traveller, writes that there area° grounds
for the assurance that Stanley hits met with
a disaster. If any misfortune had befallen
Stanley, he says, news of it would have
reached the nearest Congo station long ago.
Prof. Lenz believes that Stanley was com-
pelled to remain at some place lobger than
he expected.
a
grratio Briefs.
The central attraotion--Chavitation.
By,sliy suited—A clo bier's model.
A hard case -4 font of Greek type.
A dry subject—An Egyptian mummy„
A still hant—A search for moonshiners.
In high feather—A new bonnet at th4
theatre. ,
Maegiew-4` Miss Smith, allow me to
troduee some Scottish friends. Mn. llugh
Donald, Mr. Hugh. ?4r, M'Hugh, Mr. Hugil
M'Hugh.11iigh,' and Mr. Hugh Hugh ;
lYthogregor Hugh." Miss Smith --"Whew 11"
Fepatient attempt
Aiuttatlned ,4f a
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r
a
make a picture of a horse on his slate, asked.'
his mother: "Do the angels See every?' '
thing?" "Yea," the replied. "Well,?
said the youngster, "when they aee this!,
horse I bet they will laugh.".,
He (with deep passion)-, Geraldinete
my darling, I love you scat I love yen so,
Be mine, dearest, be mine. She (with sopa' ,
pressed emotion) --Oh, Harold, you are BO,,
sudden, 1 must have time to— He (une
guterdedly)—Don't mention, it darliag. Times '
is nothing; money's the thing, and you've',,
got plenty.
Society Belle—Mother, Mr. DeBrass has
proposed and I have accepted. Mother -1
What? 0, you wicked, ungrateful girl, t.
after all we've done for you. Mr. DeBrass
hasn't a cent to bless himself with, and Won't
have until his father and grandfather die.
"The Mr. DeBrass I am referring to ie the
grandfather.'' " Oh 1 bless you, my ohil-
dren."
One day a very young boy was urging his
grandpa to sing, contrary to the wishee of
the old gentleman, Who, by the way, did
not know one note from. another. The en-
treaties of the child ultimately induced him
to try, and his efforts after a few strains,
were rewarded by the following: "Grandpa,
I guess you had better talk it."
"When you call on sister Clara, Mr.
Featherly," said Bobby, "you never stay
later than 12 o'clock, do you ?" "No, in.
deed, Bobby, and often not as late as that." 1,
"That's what pa said. He told ma that ,,tj
there was no danger of your ever staying tt
auy later than quarter to 12, because the an-
loons close up at 12."
The law of reversion to type runs through
all nature. If a man neglect himself for a
few years he will ohange into a worse man
and a lower man. If A is his mind that he
neglects, he will degenerate into imbecility t
and medness. If his conscience'ib will run ,
off into lawlessness and vice. If his soul,
it must inevitably atrophy, drops off in ruin
and decay.
A Hamilton cigar dealer says that if he
had no other way of reckoning time he
eould tell the day of the week by the kinds
of cigars he sells to those of his customers
who are clerks. Early in the week they
come in,proudly and call for "two for a
quarter.' By Wednesday thay esk for a
ten -cent straight, and when piday comes
along their formula is: "Give me a good
five -center."
1
WIRELETS.
The contract for the conveyagnme of the
English mails to New Zealand; van San
Fra,noisoo, has been renewed WI another
year.
Upwards of threehundred horses have
been shipped from London, _Ont., to points
it the North-West during the past two
weemtIense quantities of grain are still t•
stored in the open air at points at Mani:
toba, notwithstanding the partial raisinof
the grain blockade.
It is stated that the syndicate interested
in the Manitoba Central railway is about to
undertake the construotion of the Red
River Valley road.
Seven male graduates from Ontario and
one young lady from Guelph received dip-
lomas to practice medicine at the annual
commencement of Bnffalo University.
It is reported that the Canadian Pacific
railway contemplate running the Pacific and
Atlantic expreia via the Smith's Falls short
line, using the line through Ottawa princi-
pally for freight purposes.
The Canadian Government have renewed ,
their offer to mist the emigration scheme e'te
of tho Imperial Parliamentary committee f'
by advice and assistance and grants of lands
to settlers, but will not be responsible for
the collection of money or interest.
At a recent meeting of the Montreal ee
Board of Trade Council, it was decided to 3ee
petition the Government to increase the e:
limit of weight on letters to one ounce.
The petition for a reduction of the rate of
postage to two cents was deferred for thee
present. 1
A reduction of one-eighth has been.made
in the price of granulated augar by the ir
Montreal combination. It is hoped that tge,V,
Halifax sugar refinery, which has just begunl.
loperations after being closed for two years,
and most of whoee stockholders live m Eng-
land, will refuse to join the combine.
Lord Dafferin, having been informed that
a street in Toronto has been named after
him, has written a letter expressing his
warmest appreciation of the compliment, and
offering his respectful thanks, to the Mayor t
and Corporation of the city for the honour k
thus conferred upon him.
Wombwell's Famous Menagerie.
" Wombwell's menagerie has been sold to
Mr, BaInum who has already caused so
much woe to the youth of this island," says
the St eicemea'8 Gazette. " 'Wombwell's un-
rivalled collection' has for more than seventy
years been the chief attraction of all the large
fairs in the kingdom: from dead -and -gone
Bartlemy to Birmingham, from Notting-
ham to Donnybrook. Its found,r was Jere-
miah Wombwell, who owed th foundation
of his considerable fortune to a 1 ky specu-
lation in boa -constrictors. He b ght a pair
of the first boas that ever came o 'England
for £75, exhibited them in Piccadilly, and re-
couped his outlay in a fortnight. These
snakes were the nucleus of the famous
show, which in time became so large that it
filled forty vans drawn by 120 horses. For
many years the three sections into which
the menagerie was divided were 'constantly
on the road,' and the expenses are said to
11EVO been as much as £600 a week. 'Old
Jerry did good service in his time;
for had
it not been for his enterprise, milliona of
people in days anterior to railways would
have died without seeing a wild beast. But
fairs have had their day and travelling men-
ageries have not been very profitable for
some years.
Trying to Make a Meal,
Rich Host (to poor relatioe)—" The duck
seems to be pretty inueh all gone, James,
How would you like some of the dressing?"
Poor Relation-- " That will do nicety,
sir; and if there is any left you might tw
me a small piece of the quack."