The Exeter Times, 1888-2-16, Page 2NUTHE'S FATTIER.
CHAPTER XVII,
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' Myleat untravelled til1. retails to tbeeW—Gloix-
sem.
To go e.broad each bad been the fairy
castle of Nuttie's life. She h ad dreamed of
$Wise mountains, Italien pictures, Rhein-
land castles, v. perpetual panorama of de-
light, and here she was in one of the great
hotels of Paris, as little likely to isee the
lions a that city as the had been to so
these Cif London.
The party were haltiug for two days there
because the denttet, on whom Mr. Ere.
moat's fine show of teeth depended, pumas
-
ed there; but Nuttie spent a great part of
the day alone in the sitting- ohm, 8.nd lihr
hand -bag and her mother's, with all they
book s and little comforts, had been lost in
the agony of landing. Her mother's atten-
donee was required all the morning, or what
Was worse, she expected that it would be,
and though Nuttie persistence dragged out
the said, silent English maid, who had.
never been abroad before, to walk in the
Tuilleries gardens, which they could see
from their windows, both felt half -scared
the whole time. Nuttie was quite unused
to finding her own way unprotected, and
and Martin was frightened, oross, and mis-
erable about the bags, which, she averr-
ed, had been left by Gregorio's fault. She
no hated Gregorio that only a sort of adore -
lion which she entertained for Mrs. Egre-
• mont would have induced her to come tete-
- a•tete with him, and perhaps he was visiting
his disappointment about Mentone on her.
In the afternoon nothing was achieved but a
drive in the Baas de Boulogne when it was
at once made evident that kr. Egremont
• would tolerate no questions nor exclama-
tions.
His mouth was in no condition for eating
hea public, and he therefore aecreed that his
wife and daughter should dine at the table
d'hote while he was served alone by Gregorio.
This was a great been to Nettie and to her
mother it recalled bridal days long past at
Dieppe; but what was their astonishment
when on entering the room they beheld the
familiar face of Mr. Dutton 1 It was possi-
ble for him to place himself between them,
eaid there is no describing the sense of rest
and protectionhispresence imparted to them,
more especially to Nettie
He had come over, as he did from time to
time, on business connected with the ma-
terials he used, and he was beguiled into
telling them of his views of Mark, whom he
had put in the way of learning the prelim-
inaries needful to an accountant. He had 8,
deep distrust of the business capacities and
perseverance of young gentlemen of family,
especially with a countesa.aunt in the neigh-
borhood, and quoted Lord Eldon's saying
that to make a good lawyer of, one it was
needful orhim to heme'spentbothhis own and
his wile's fortune to begin with, but he al-
lowed that young Mr. Egremont was a very
favourable specimen, and was resolutely ap-
plying .himself to his work, and that he
hiniself felt it due to him to give all the as-
sistance possible.
Miss Headworth, he could not deny, had
aged, but far less than Mrs. Nugent in the
past year, and it really was a great comfort
to Miss Mary to have the old ladies together.
He told too how the mission, now lately
over, hadfstirred the Micklethwayte folk into
strong excitement, and how good works had
been undertaken, evil habits renounced, re-
conciliations effected, religious services
frequented. Would it hist? Nobody, he
said, had taken it up so zealously as Gerard
Godfrey, who seemed as if he would fain
- throw everything up, and spend hie whole
life in some direct service as a home mis-
sionary or something of the kind. "He is
a good fellow," said Mr. Dutton, "and it
is quite genuine, but I made him wait at
least a year, that he may be sure that this
is not only a passing impulse."
Nuttie thought that she knew what was
the impulse that had actuated him, and
filet a pleaeant elation and self-conscious-
ness even while she repressed a sigh of pity
for herself and for him. Altogether the dip
into the Micklethwayte world was delight-
ful, but when Mr. Dutton began to ask
Nuttie what she had seen, she burst .not
With, Nothing—nothing but just a walk
and a drive in the Bois de Boulogne ;' and
her mother explained that in Mr. Egre-
=ones state of health,' etc.
'I wonder,' asked Mr. Dutton, if I might
be allowed—'
Nu ttie's eyes sparkled with ecstasy.
rt ended in her mother, who had been
wondering how Mr. Egremont could be
amused all the long evening, arranging that
Mr. Dutton should come in an hour's time
to call on him, on the chance of being ad-
mitted, and that then the offer might be
made when she had prepared him for it, ad-
vising Nuttie to wait in her own room.
She was beginning to learn how to steer
between her husband and her daughter,
and she did not guess that her old friend
was sacrificing one of the best French plays
for the chance.
It turned out well ; Mr. Egremont was
conscious of a want of variety. He demanded
whether it was the young fellow, and being
Smtisfied on that part, observed in almost a
good-humoured tone, "So, we are in for
umbrellas, we may as well go in for the
whole firm 1" caused the lights to be lowered
Wader pretext of his eyes—to conceal the
lack of teeth—did not absolutely refuse to
let Nuttie take advantage of the escort, and
when Mr. Dutton did come to the anteroom
of the apartment, he was received with full
courtesy, though Gregorio looked unutter-
able contempt. Mr. Dutton was a
man who could talk, and had seen a
O good deal of the world at different times.
Mr. Egremont could apreciate intelligent
conversation, so that they got on wonder-
fully well together, over subjects that would
have been a mere weariness to Nuttie but
for the exceeding satiafriction of hoeing a
Micklethwayte voice. At last Mr. Dutton
said something about offering his escort to
thc ladies, or to Miss Egremont, who used,
he said in a paternal way, to be a little
playfellow of his; Mr. Egremont really
smiled. and said, Ay, ay, the child is
young enough to mind eights. Well, thank
you, if you are as good as to take the
trouble, they will be very greatfal to you,
or if her mother cannot go with her, there's
the mad.
Nuttie thought he had never known him
soamiable, clod hardly durstbelieve her good
fortune would not turn the wheel before
morning. And it so far did thee her
mother found, or thought she found, that
it would not do to be out of call, and sent
the silent Martin in her stead. But Mr.
Dutton had sent telegraphs to work and
recovered the bags, which'Gregorio hadpro-
fessed to rive up in despair.
A wonderful amount of lionising was con-
trived by Mr. Dutton, who had lived a few
yeas at Paris ha early youth, and had
made hiniself &untainted alike with what
was most worth seeing, an& the best ways
and means of seeing it so that as little time
as possible was wasted on the unimportant.
was one of the white days of Nuttie's
life, wanting nothing but her mother's par-
leipation in. the aiglit of the $t, Idlohapi of
he Lonvre, of the Sainte Chapelle, of the
vitas in Notre Dame, and of poor Mario
Antoinettets cello—all that they lied longed
to see together
She hed meant to tell Mr. Dutton that it
was all her father's seldshness, bet somehow
the ould not say ao, there was souaething
about him that hindered all unbefittiug put-
brealee of vexation.
And thus, when elle mentioned her disap-
pointrneut at not being allowed to go to
Micklethwayte with her uncle, he answered,
" You could not of course be spared with
your father iso unwell,"
"Oh, he never let me come near hira ! I
wasn'p of the slightest use to him 1"
"Mrs, Egremont would heve missed you."
"Really he never gave her time, He per-
fectly devours her, body- and soul. Oh dtar,
no 1'Twas for no good I was kept there,
but 'just pride and ingratitude, though
mother tried to call it being afraid for my
manners and my style.
"In which, if you lapse into such talk,
you fully justify the precaution. I was just
thinking what a young lady you had grown
into," he answered in a tone of banter, un-
der which, however, she felt a rebuke; and
while direetirig her attention to the Pan-
theon, he took care to get within hearing
again of Martin.
And in looking at these things, he carried
her so far below the surface. St. Michael
was not so muoh Raffaelle's triumph of art
as the eternal victory over sin; the Sainte
Chapelle, spite of all its modern unsauctified
gaudiness, was redolent of St, Louis; and
the cell of the slaughtered queen was as
a martyr's shrine, trod with reverence.
There were associations with every turn,
and Nuttie might have spent yeqrs at Paris
with another companion without imbibing
so many impressions as on this December
day, when she came home so full of happy
chatter that the guests at the table d'hote
glanced with amusement at the eager girl as
much as with admiration at the beautiful
mother. Mr. Dutton had been invit-
ed to come and take coffee and
spend the evening with them again,
but Mr. Egremont's affairs with the dentist
had been completed, and he had picked up,
or, more strictly speaking, Gregorio had
hunted up for him, a couple of French ac-
quaintances, who appeared before long and
engrossed him entirely.
Mr. Dutton sat between the two ladies on
a stiff dark green sofa on the opposite side
of the room, and under cover of the eager,
half -shrieking, gesticulating talk of the
Frenchmen they had a quiet low -toned con-
versation, like old times, Alice said. "More
than old times," Nuttie added, and perhaps
the others both agreed with her.
When the two Englishwomen started at
some of the loud French tones, almost
imagining they were full of rage and ay,
their friend smiled and said that such had.
been his first notion on comirg abroad.
"You have been a great deal abroad?'
Mrs. Esmemont asked; you seem quite at
home in Paris."
"O, mamma, he showed me where the
school was that he went to, and the house
where he lived ! Up such an immenee
way 1"
Mr. Dutton was drawn on to tell more of
hie former life than ever had been known to
them. His fa.ther, a wine merchant, had
died a bankrupt when he was ten years old,
and a rehetion, engaged in the same buainess
at Paris, had offered to give him a few years
of foreign schooling, and then make him
useful in the business.
His excellent mother had come with him,
and they had lived together on very small
means, high up in a many -storied lodging -
house, whilehe daily attended theLyeee. His
reminiscences were very happy of those days
of cheerful contrivance, of her eager deeire to
make the tiny appartement a home to her
boy, of their pleasant Sundays and holidays,
and the life that in this manner was pecul-
iarly guarded by her influence, and the
sense of being all she had upon earth. He
had scarcely ever spoken of her before, and
he dwelt on her now with a tenderness that
showed how she had been the guiding spirit
of his life.
At fifteen he was taken into the office at
Marseilles, and she went thither with him,
but the climate did not agree with her;- she
drooped, and, moreover, he discovered that
the business was not conducted in the hon-
ourable manner he had suppoaed. After a
few months of weighing his obligations to
his kinernan against these instincts, the
question was solved by his cousin's retiring.
He resolved to take his mother back to Eng-
land at any loss, and falling in with one of
the partners of the umbrella firm in
quest of French silk, he was engaged
as foreign correspondent and brought his
mother to Micklethwayte, but not in time
to restore her health, and he had been left
alone in the world just as he came of age,
when a small legacy came to him from his
cousin, too late for her to profit by it. It
had been invested in the business, and he
had thus gradually risen to his present posi-
tion. Mrs. Egremont was amazed to hear
that his mother had only been dead so short
O time before she had herself come to
Micklethwayte; and fairly apologised for
the surprise she could not help betraying at
finding how youthful he had then been, and
Nuttie exclaimed, in her original unguarded
fashion:
"Why, Mr. Dutton, I always thought
you were an old bachelor 1"
"Nuttie, my dear 1" said her mother in a
note of warning, hut Mr. Dation laughed
and said:
"Not so far wrong! They tell me I never
was a young man."
"You had always to be everything to
your mother;' said Mrs, Egremont softly.
"Yes," be said, "and a very blessed
thing it was for me."
" Ah 1 you don't regret now all that you
must have always been giving up for her,"
returned Alice.
"No, indeed. Only that I did not give
up more."
"Thai is always the way."
" It ,is indeed. One little knows the
whips that a little self-will prepares."
Nettie thought he said it:for her admoni-
tion, and observed, "But she was good,"
only, however, in a mumble, that the other
two thought it inexpedient to notice, though
it made both hearts ache for her, even Alice's
—with an additional pang of self-reproach
that she herself was not good enough to
help her daughter better.
Neither of them guessed at the effect that
O glimpse of the logely young seeming widow
had had on the already grave self -restrained
young man in the home lately made lonely,
how she had been his secret object for years,
and how, when her history was revealed to
him, be had still hoped on fer a certainty
which had come at last, as so fatal a shock
and overthrow to all hie dreams.
A life of self-restraint and self -conquest
had rendered it safe for him to thoroughly
enjoy the brief intercourse, whitish had come
about by the accident ot his having Orne to
dine at the Hotel de Lowere, to meet a Wend
who had fatted him.
Theseewere two completely happy horns
to all the three, and when they said " good -
tight" there was a sense of Imo -thing and in-
ingoration on Alice's mind; and on Nuttie'
that patience and dutifulizens were the be
modes of doing jotter) to her Mioklethwayte
training, although he had isoaroely paid a
Word of direct rebuke or comae'.
While Mr. Dutton sped home to toll Miss
Heaclworth that Mrs, Egremont looked love-
lier than ever, and wasa-yes she was—more
of an angel, that her husbeucl bad been very
pleasant, muck better than he expected,
azid, 'Mcleod, might come to any thing good
under moll influence; and as to little Nuttie
—she was dovelopiug fast, and had a brave
constant heart, altogether at Micklethwayte.
But that servant who was rioting as courier
was an insolent scoundrel, who was evidently
cheating them to the least degree.
CHAPTER XVIII.—A Fawn ria NEED.
i" True conrage often Is in irIghtoned eyes."—
wentgets and Verses.
All the preliminaries of the sojourn at
Nice had been settled in correspondence,
and the Egremont family had nothing to do,
after arriving at the station, but to drive up
to Villa Eugenie, whose flower -wreathed
balconies were like a vision of beauty, Ser-
vants had beeu hired through agencies
known to Mr. Egremont, and Gregorio look-
ed very black at his mistress keeping the
reins in her hand, and tried to make her feel
herself inefficient.
It was not an eventful or very interesting
part of Ursula's life. She was almost wild
with the novelty and beauty of the South at
first, but except for what she could thus see,
there was little variety. The mould of the
day, was as much as possible after the
Bricigefield fashion, except that there were
no cousins at the Rectory, no pariah interests,
very little society, as far as the ladies were
concerned. Mr. Egremont had old acquaint-
ances and associates with whom he sperm after-
noons and evenings, after his own fashion,
but they were not people to whom he wish-
ed to introduce his wife and daughter.
And the superior Exiglish habitues of Nice,
the families who formed the regular society,
knew Mr. Egremont's reputation sufficient-
ly to feel by no means disposed eh be cor-
dial to the fair wife and grown-up daughter
whom he so unexpectedly produced on the
acme. It had been different at home, where
he had county standing, and the Canon and
Canoness answered for the newcomers but
here, where all sorts of strange people came
to the eurface, the respectable felt it need-
ful to be very cautious, and though of oourse
one or two ladies had been asked to call
through the intervention of Lady Kirkaldy
or of Mrs. William Egremont, and had been
assured on their authority that it was "alt
right," their attentions were clogged by
doubt, by reluctance to involve their mankind
in intimacy with the head of the family.
Thus very little of the proverbial gaiety of
Nice offered ieself to Nuttie and her mother,
and, except by a clerical family who knew
Mr. Spyers, they were kept at a distance,
which Mr. Egremont perceived and resented
by permitting no advances. The climate
suited him so well that, to his wife's great
relief, he seemed to have dropped his incli-
nation for sedatives ; but his eyes would not
bear much, and she felt bound to be always
on the alert, able to amuse him and hinder
his feeling it dull. Gregorio highly disap-
proved of the house and servauts, and was
always giving hints that IVIentone would
agree far better with his master; but every
day that Mr. Egremont seemed sufficiently
amused at Nice was so much gain, and
she had this in her favour, that he
was always indolent and hard to move.
Moreover, between his master's levee and
late dinner Gregorio was hardly over to be
Gregorio was hardly ever to be found. No
doubt he knew the way to Monte Carlo well,
enough, and perhaps preferred that the fam-
ily should be farther off, for he soon ceased
to show himself disoontented with their
present abode. Once when his absence was
inconvenient, Mr. Egremont abused him
roundly as a good-for-nothing gambler, but
when Alice hoped that he might be called
to a reckoning, the wrath had subsided with
the immediate vexation and as usual she
was told "Alt those fellows were alike."
The foreign servants were not to be in-
duced to give the early -rising ladies more
than a roll and cup of coffee, and Nuttie
felt ravenous till she learned to lay in a
stock of biscuits, and, with Martin's conniv-
ance, made tea on her own account, and
sustained her mother for the morning's walk
be -fore the summons to Mr. Egremont.
He always wanted his wife much earlier
in the day, during his hours of deshabille,
and letting her write his letters and read
the papers to him. She was pleased with
this advance, but it gave Nuttie a great
deal more solitude, which was sometimes
judiciously spent, but it was very hard not
to be desultory in spite of learning lessons in
French, Italian, and drawing.
Later in the day came the drive or the
visit to the public gardens when the band
was playing, but this became less frequent
as Mr. Egremont observed the cold civility
shown to his wife, and as he likewise grew
stronger and made More engageinents of his
own. Then Nuttie had happy afternoons of
driving, donkey -riding, or walking with her
mother, sketching, bota.nisiog, admirinta
and laying up stores for the long descriptive
letters that delighted the party in St. An-
bro se Road, drinking in all the charm of
the scenery, and entering into it intelligent-
ly. They spent a good many evenings alone
tegether likewiee, and it could not but give
Alice a pang to see the gladness her daugh-
ter did not repress when this was the case,
even though to herself it meant relaxation of
the perpetual vignanue she had to exert
when the father and daughter were together
to averthollisions. They were certainly not
coming nearer to one another, thongh Nuttie
was behaving very well and eubmissively oe
the whole, audselclom showing symptoms of
rebellion. This went on throah the early
part of their stay, bet latterly there was a,
growing onse upon that she and her mother
were avoided bysome young ladies to whom
i
they bad been ntroduced, end whom they
saw regularly at the daily services at St.
Michael's Church. They were pleasant -
looking girls, with whom Nuttie longed to
fraternise, aud he was mortified at never
being allowed to get beyond it few frigidly
civil words iu the street, more especially
when she Caine upon sketching parties and
picnics in which she was never included.
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
AN ILL-FATED VESSEL. '
The British Ship Abereorn Wrecked ou the
Washington Territory Coast—Only Three
of the Crew of 21 Saved.
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 9 —Advice* have
been received here to the effect that a vessel
supposed to be the British iron barque Ab -
°room, bound from Mare port, England, to
Portland, Oregon'was wrecked on the
Washington Territory coast on the night of
February 1. The vessel arrived off Colum;
bia, River bar February 1, but being unable
to get over the breakers put to sea again.
She was caught in the gale, driven north-
ward, and during the night was wrecked on
the cost near Gray's Harbour, The sea
was so high that the officers and crew eould
not leave the vessel. They tried to do so,
bit bfailed, and all perished exoept two seamen
andan appr suttee. It is thought that fully
20 lives were lost. Her captain was named
MoCullon. The vessel had a cargo of iron
ore, and the ship and cargo were valued at
$120,000.
A Portland, Oregon, dispatch says: It
is reported here that the barque Abercorn,
wrecked off Gray's Harbor, carried a crew
of 27 officers and men of whom but three
were saved.
:A MURDER PLOT EXPOSED.
The Plotters Insured a Man's Life, and
Then Attempted to Mill
ALBANY, Fes, lst.—A startling story
comes from Valatie, though the names are
withheld for the present for the reason that
some of those believed to be implicated have
not yet been arrested. A well-known reel -
dent of the'village has made a deposition be-
fore Justice Miller that another Valatie man
some time ago proposed to him that they
snould induce a neighbor to insure his life
for $2,000 in their favor, and then make
away with him so as to get the insuranoe
money. The witness agreed, and the two
conspirators paid their contemplated victim
$25 to take out a. policy. Afterward the
originator of the scheme mixed a pint of
whiskey and two ounces of blue vitrol and
tied to get the manto drink it. He remark-
ed upon the unusual color, and persisted in
drinking from his own flask. Then the
villains planned to make their victim intox-
icated, walk him out on a plank to the mid-
dle of a stream, and then tip him off. The
man was very wary, however, and this plan
also failed. The instigator of the plot is in
jail, and the informer will be called at his
trial as a witness for the State.
Methods for Despatching Criminals.
hAuto da fe or execution by the Spanish
inquisition, usually by burning.
• Beating with clubs, practised by the
South African tribes.
Beheading or decapitation, known to the
Greeks, Romans, and Jews, and used for-
merly in England and France, and now in
China and Japan.
Blowing from cannon, employed in quell-
ing a rebellion among the Sepoys in India.
Boiling formerly used in England in the
case of poieoners.
Burning, a familiar mode of execution in
the time of the early religious persecutions.
Burying alive, employed among barbarous
tribe° and even m civilized countries.
Crucifixion, a very ancient form of execu-
tion.
Decimation, employed by military trib-
tmale where every tenth man was chosen
by lot to die in eases where a large number
of soldiers mutinied.
Dichotomy, or bisecting, mentioned in
the Bible, where it is written men were sawn
asunder.
Dismemberment, used in France in the
seventeenth century.
Drowning, in vogue in ancient Syrie,
Grew, Rome, and Persia.
Exposure to wild beasts, an ancient pun-
ishment.
Flaying alive, formerly used in England.
Flogging with the knout, used in Russia.
Garroting, a punishment originally de-
vised by the Arabs and Moors.
The guillotine, hal-kart, impalement, pois-
oning, hanging, pounding in a mortar, pre-
cipation, pressing to death, the rack, run-
ning the gauntlet, shooting, stabbing, ston-
ing, strangling, and suffocation.
--,,,swimetennemene-
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe is in better
health than for several years.
Nething aodelerates the netVOUS Inaa'il pace So Hulett aS hearing it ton of coal
beingtliseharged 011 the Sidewalk PUS behitul him.
EUROPEAN NEWS.
Darkening War Clouds—A Step vrhich
Precedes an Ultimatum.
BERLIN, Feb. 6.—While the sernimffivial
press effects to regard the publioation of
the Austro -German treaty as having a pacific
intent, official and diplomatic, circles know
that its real aim is to force the Clear to an
immediate war or compel hina to submit to
terms for a permanent peace dioteted by the
allies. The substano of the treaty has
long been known to both the Russian and
French governments. At the time of ite int
option at the conference between Prince
Bismarck and Count Andrassy at Gasteiu,
in August, 1879, confidential disclosures
stating the character of the compact were
m ade by Prince Bismarck to the Czar as an
inducement to break off negotiations for a
Russo -French alliance. The day after the
treaty was signed Prince Bismarck made a
special communication of the fact to both
the French and Russian ambassadors, with-
holding only the exact terms of the treaty.
The publication reveals nothing to any
Europeen Government. Before disclosing
ib to the people the step was anxiously
and repeatedly discussed by Prince Bis-
marck, Couut Kalnoky and Herr von Tisza.
The Austrian Ministerial Council, the Em-
peror presiding, consented to the publication
of the treaty only last week, upon urgent
representations from Prince Bismarck that
the time was opportune. Its appearanoe at
the present juncture recalls the utterance of
Prince Bismarck when he was reproached
in the Reichstag for refusing to submit to
that body certain diplomatic correspond-
ence. "Once a government determines th
publish important documents," he said,
"matters should have gone so far that no-
thing but war is likely to be the outcome of
thehituation." By the light of this memor-
able statement the immense signifi-
cance of the publication of the treaty
at the present crisis will be • seen.
It is the step which precedes an ulti-
matum. If Russia continues to arm and
push forward masses of troops, menacing
the strategic points on the frontiers, and if
the pending negotiations. for an offensive
and defensive alliances with France should
succeed, the central powers will not wait
the convenience of the French and Russian
governments to declare war. The crisis,
therefore, nears a climax.
PRESIDENT YLOQUET AND THE czAR.
Advices from Si. Petersburg to -night seek
to minimize the importance of the reconcil-
iation between the Czar and M. Floquet, by
representing that the exchange of courtesies
between M. Floquet and Baron von Mohnen-
helm, the Russian Ambassador at Paris was
not of high !political significance, and that
M. Flovaet has outlived the "Tivega, Po-
logne 1" mistake. His present attitude jaa-
tifies the approaches of Baron von Ifohron-
helm. If the Floquet incident had been a
mere exchange of courtesies the Berlin
Chancellerie would not have heeded it. Its
tame :significance, as learned through the
German Embassy at Paris, is that Baron von
Mohrenheim is negotiating an alliance,
under President Carnet's assent, with lead-
ers of the Frenee Radicals, who are likely
to term a lasting war Cabinet. MM. Flo-
quet, de Freycinet, Brisson and Motions
have been sounded on the subject. If Moh-
renheim succeeds in convincing the French
leaders in favor of an alliance, the Tirard
ministry will be replaced by a Freyoinet
Boulanger Cabinet within two months.
He Wasn't Going to Begin to Rob People
So Early in the Year.
Customer—" The coat is too large, I tell
you, Isaac. Why, man, it hangs on re
like a sack."
Clothing Dealer (second-hand) —" Do you
dinks this vas a coal yard or a grocery sdore
eh? Vell, it vasn't 1 I gifs you goot mea-
sure, mine vriendc. I gifs you the vorth of
your money. Vat you vent mit a goat dot
fit you like de paint on a parpers bole,
preezes blowing through mit your viskers,
eh? I guess node. I gifs you plenty cloth
th keep the cold owid."
"But, hang it, a man wants th be as near
the fashion as possible. I don't vant to
look like a clothes pole wrapped in a bank -
"Ho 1 ho 1 You vents to be a dude! Hol
ho 1"
"No. I simply vent to be ',decently
dressed."
"Veil, mine vriendt, dot goat make you
so. Let me sec; turn ronnt. ! you
looks like Lord Landsdowne in dot goat.
No, you vas node so tall as Lansdowne. You
vas aboud the heighd of the Brine of Vales,
und py shiminy yon looks shoost like the
Brince in dot goat. Not kvide so sdoud,
but shoot aboud id. vot aid I say vas de
brice of dot goat ?"
" Seven dollars."
"By shiminy gracious, I was rob' mine-
seluf if I sells dot goat for seffen telex. Dat
was a fifteen tolar goat—"
"Bat you offered it to me for seven del
tars.'
" Vell, yell, dake it, dake it. 1 dond go
back on mine vort. Bat I was rob mine-
seluf so helup me gracious."
"Yon aro robbing yourself by givinv it
to me for seven dollars?"
"So helup me gracious 1"
"Well, then, I will rob no man. I swore
off all evil on New Year's Day and I am
not going to begin to rob people as early as
this. I won't take the coat."
"You woad dake dot goat? Dot goat
dot make you look like the &ince of Valet?"
"Not if it made me look like Mayor
Clarke. 1 will rob no man."
"Say, mine vriendt, vat you gif for dot
goat?"
"1'11 give you three dollars."
"Tree dollar 1 Ha 1 ha 1 ha 1 Pahaps
you clinks I keeps a aharity bureau."
"Three dollars." (Preparing to take the
coat off.)
"Sy fife toter."
"Three dollars."
"Say four War,"
"Dake it, dake it, dake it."
A Rule that Doesn't Always Work.
"Blessed are they that expect little," he
said to the convict, "for they shall not be
disappointed."
" Hold on there, pard. That's just
where you're out. I expected little when I
was up for burglary, and got twenty years."
Sarah Bernhardt proposes to be the great-
est mother-in-law on record. "1 shall put
into the part all my heart, all my art," says
she. Her preitents to the daughter-in-law
began with a diamond neoltlace for 60,000
franca aid ran all the way down to a fur
PERS ORAL.
rauline Lucoa hasanuounced,her intention
of tahing up her abode in Vienna anti giv-
ing stngiug lessons.
Mr. and Mrs. Glaclathne left orders that
no letters should be forwarded to than from
England during their stay in Italy.
21Ieezi Victoria is to receive the first bar
of gold taken from the newly discovered,
G wyn-fynydd Mine at Dolgelly, Wales.
Madame Sollier, a beautiful mulatto wo-
men, the wife of a French professor, has
passed her examinatiozas and been received
as a Doctor of the Paris Faculty;
Von Moltke's simple habits are likely to
iasure him a long old. age. He enjoys faintly
life, shuns company, and talks rarely, but
pithily, and relishes a good game of whist.
The Austrian Ministereof Public Instruc-
tion has issued a deoree terbidding the use
of small printed books telrweblic schools, as
the cause of the near-sightedness so prevalent
among school olaildren,
Mine. Adelina Patti has decided to for-
sake Wales. She was shocked by the recent
burglarious visit to Oraig-y-noe Castle, by
which she lost one of her most valuable
rings, the gift of a distinguished admirer.
She has determined to part with her Welsh
estate, and it will soon be in the market.
De Brom, the African explorer, says the
upper Congo region teems with ivory. He
found large quantities of tusks in some of
the villages, and they were often offered to
him for small quantities of beads. While he
was floating down the river he saw in eight
days 105 elephants along the bank.
George W. Rosure, known as the "cow-
boy evangelist," is said by an Arkansas
newspaper to be worth $700,000, which
yields him an income of $150 a day. His
fortune was made in cettle and by lucky in-
vestments in real estate. He is just 40 yore
ol 1, and in his youth was reputed to be one
of the most lawlees of the desperadoes of
the plains.
W. J. Florence, the comedian, is the pes
sessor of more than 100 volumes of rare old
plays that were given him by the Duke of
Manchester. Among them is a oopy of the
first playhouse edition of " Hamlet, ' which
was once the property of Betterton'and is
annotated on almost every page by his pen-
cil.
The Crown Princess of Austria presented
her husband, Prince Rudolf, with a complete
outfit of geometrical instruments as a New
Year's gif t. The case of walnut, inlaid with
silver, which held the inetruments also con-
tained a pretty letter from the Princess
trusting that their lives would "henceforth
be happier."
Misa Tanker, a rich and eccentric old lady,
died just before Christmas at her ountry
place in Essex, England. She was a persis-
tent disbeliever in railways and never enter-
ed a railway carriage, but mlyeana trgehlita
in her own coach, following the old-fashion-
ed method when undertakingre long journey
of having her homes changedlat the roadside
inn:fashion paper tells of a remarkable wed-
ding in London recently, where the bride
was attended by a lot of little girls clad in
blaok velvet frocks, red et-in:kings black
shoes'red cloaks, and red thhee-oornered
hats, trimmed with black velvet and carry-
ing red bunquete tied with red -mead black
ribbons. Somebody said that they looked
like a lot of little devils—a very good des-
cription, to judge from the costumes.
A correspondent who had a personal in-
terview (or says that he did) with the poet
Whittier on his eightieth birthday, writes
that the 'good old man seemedquite sadfundei
O strong impression that it was hisettest
birthday. The subject of marriage Co in-
troduced, and he said "as a -blond gathered
over his face :" "Ah, I was so interested in
my poetry and in the slavery struggle that
I permitted those golden days to go by with-
out getting married, and now I am. sorry.'
A man named Zeli Baba, aged 102, who
was the last of the Janissaries, has just died
at Sarajevo. When the Janissaries were
massacred in 1826 by order of the Sultan,
Mahmoud IL, Zeii Baba escaped and took
refuge in Russia. He subsequently return-
ed th Sorajevo, and was earniog his living
there as a sohoolmaster when the Austrians
took possession of the country. He was a
man of great abilities, and published a book
of Persian poems, which are much read in
the East.
Phil Armour's method of distributing
Christmas gifts to the 2,000 Sanday-school
children of his 8280,000 mission was peculiar. „.
After the usual Christmas services the lights ete
were turned down and then was seeeweewthe '
platfoim, brilliantly lighted, aninfiliature
fac-smile of the mission building. Every
architectural peculiarity and clutraoteristie
was reproduced. As the children marched
past the portico of the little building men
within handed ont Cartstmas presents, and
when they were all gone the building was
taken to pieces and was then found th be
made of articles imitable for gifts and which
were distributed. The millionaire pork
packer was present with his family, appar-
ently as happy as the happiest child there,
If the throat trouble of the Crown Prince
of Germany causes his death soon, the heir
to the throne will be his eldest son, Prinoe
Wilhelm, of whom the Countees von Krock-
ow writee "The Germans cannot for-
give an heir apparent of the throne having
been born mediocre in figure and imperfect-
ly formed. Prince Wilhelm has a crippled
ann. The fingers are mere knobs. In the
Hussar uniform there is a pocket, and he
wears it because the three fingers of the
helplets member etin be hung in the pocket.
Otherwise it haugs awkwardly and help-
lessly in its sleeve. His horses are especi-
ally trained, and before the Prince is to
mount are ridden three-quarters of an hour
to wear them down. He can just manage
to hold the reins. We were together in a
country house. 1 looked with our hostess
at the fork with which he eats. It fit of
silver, and not conspicuously different from
others, but fixed to the under tine there is
o sharp, small blade. What re Prince
cannot cat with the one hand are 1 with this
blade he does not undertaker to eat. The
right hand and arm are large and of ex-
traordinary dexterity, but the little finger
is deformed by a growth which the Prince
only imperfectly conceals by wearing ringe
up to near the third phalange."
A Skull.
Grim mockery of man 1 that beeriest to emile
With lipless leer whene'er I pass thee by;
Whose inghtlese orbs in blank uncertainty
With steadfast stare my tranquil gaze revile;
I know tho lesson of thy strange profile
That from this body soon my soul shall fiy,
And, when nay tongue is still and olosed
mine eye,
Upon my bones the mother earth must pile;
Thou jeiisteo; Truth—in but a little while
Femm
This e ahall be as thine, perchatite to lie
Before another we would learn to die,
And with the dust hie thoughts would room,
o
From thee these Words unspoken mob my
hoart. rs4k
Prepare to meet thy God when soul and
body part.