Clinton News-Record, 1979-05-03, Page 16PAGE 16--CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, MAY 3 , 1979
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• 1 (Rick Brown, Editor ) secondary school news
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Restaurant opens
by Paul Newland
It is not often thatI see
a restaurant opening
which attracts so few
people over 21.. I am
referring, of course, to
Rick Brown's latest
venture The Inter-
national Garage of
Pancakes, which first
opened its doors, last
Friday. The only people
over 21 who were there
were Mrs. Mary Brown
and Sue Brown, who
showed up only because
they are related to Rick
Brown.
The menu consisted of
pancakes and milk only,
but the cooks would make
eggs grumblinglyr just
hand you a spatula and
two eggs and tell you to
do it yourself. Of course,
the method of serving
was a welcome change.
The help -yourself serving
and the picnic tables set
the relaxed atmosphere,
a refreshing switch from
the hustle -bustle look of
the cafeteria.
However, it seemed
that Mr. Brown had
rushed into this a little too
quickly, as the dining
area lacked one wall. I
shouldn't have minded so
much if people hadn't
kept driving in. The
weather was bitter that
morning. However, about
20 souls braved the
weather for love of
pancakes.
The chefs,
Mademoiseile Dubs of
Raglan Street and Rick
Brown himself, should be
put to death in front of the
children. After all, what's
worse than cold clammy
corn syrup on half-baked
pancakes. I would
suggest that the cooks use
a lighter syrup, perhaps
maple syrup next time. I
might also suggest that
the dreadful duo use
thawed milk in their
batter.
Also they could have
turned up the heat a little.
I nearly froze my right
ear off and the "airy"
dining area did not help a
bit. When I went into the
kitchen to complain to the
management, I- couldn't
find my way nrollnd for
all the smoke. My theory
was that Ms. Dubs and
Rick took off to South
America with all the
money, leaving us in
smoke, but we soon found
them,- good cooks till the
end, going down with the
hotplate. I was honestly
touched b their devotion
to duty. However, my
stomach also went down
with the hotplate. I still
feel nauseous.
The International
Garage of Pancakes was
obviously a disaster. The
faults, could, I suppose,
be rectified with time but
for now the LOOP is a
definite 'no -no. This
restaurant opening was
the epitome of poor
planning.
Junior badminton
Our junior badminton
team attended the Huron -
Perth Badminton tour-
nament on April 24.
Though no team mem-
bers were eligible for
WOSSA competition, the
team made a 'respectable
showing.
Phil Cornish, Jeff Sch-
midt and Brian Pickard
all won matches con-
tributing to the team's 11
point final standing. The,
team members were:
Mary Helen Clynick,
girls' singles; Glenda
Woods and Peggy Jones,
girls' doubles; Marianne
Me'izies and Bruce
Hunking, mixed doubles;
Jeff Schmidt and Brian
Pickard, boys' doubles;
Phil Cornish, boys'
singles. Frank Snell and
Johnathan Baker were
spares.
The team wishes to
thank Mr. Jankowski for
his work over the season.
Big Brother's report
Allo! Jolly good show
this week. Keep up the
good work.
Seems Mr. P., on his
'way to becoming a big
recording star, was last
seen Tip -toeing Through
the Tulips for his Math
-450 class last Thursday.
In an attempt to keep
up with the President, the
Treasurer of a certain
school's student council
was last seen arriving at
in fine style in her flashy
red Camaro. Sou that's
why the student's council,
doesn't have any money,
'eh S?
P.N. received a subtle
hint on Monday when he
entered Mr. R.S.'s
English class and
discovered his desk had
mysteriously disap-
peared. Undaunted, P.N.
spent the class seated on
the floor. (Where he
belongs I might add).
Hey did anyone notice.
J.A.'s spiffy new glasses
on Monday? Those six-
shooters can really blow
your mind and everyone
had to try them on,. even
the teachers. Say was
that you behind those
Foster Grant's Mrs. J?
Seems D.D. is bubbling
with knowledge in
Biology 550. His latest
advice is to drink beer
during pregnancy to cure
the incurable. I might
add that Dr. D. is known
for following his own
advice.
Pip, pip and cheerio!
It's your turn fellows
O.K. fellows, this is it!
If rou refuse to plead
your case, I will.
You, yes you, are being
co e; nously exploited and
dis`"riminated against.
Believe it!
For centuries you have
been made use of by
women. You are forever
opening doors, closing
doors, removing your
hat, giving up your seat,
helping a lady into the
car, helping a lady out of
the car, pulling her,chair
out for her, helping put
her jacket on, paying for
her meals and generally
doing all types of gen-
tlemanly things for her.
Now you cannot even
get a job without having
to take orders from a
female boss. You are
really feeling bad and
irritated about that,
aren't you? You feel you
deserve a break
sometimes, don't you?
And the subsequent result
is mockery of women
liberators, right?
Women are taking all
the pleasures and
privileges of life from
you, right? You are being
constantly being taken
advantage of, right? And
it's not the fact that
liberated women have
disrupted the rules and
regulations of the past
few centuries, but that
you wanted to do it,
right? Right!
So you see, it isn't
contempt or disgust you
are feeling, it is the
jealousy and wounded
pride that is gnawing at
you. You wanted to think
of this great idea your-
self. You wanted to be the
ones to improve the
traditional roles of males
and females.
I tell you guys, I truly
sympathize with you. If
the roles had been
reversed, if the male half
of the population had
taken the first step to
people's liberation,
women would probably
have been just as afraid
and reacted in the same
way.
The solution, then, is
for you to pick yourselves
up, reevaluate your
thinking and begin the
second half of the
R•e•o•ple's liberation
movement. Don't be
pessimistic, there is a
cure for everything and I
have perfect faith in you.
-by K.M. a women's
libber. P.S. Grapefruit
juice cures cancer.
CHSS this week
On May 3 CHSS will
hold Tribal Day. Many
students will take part in
activities such as eating
contests, arm wrestling,
watermelon hunt, clothes
relays, and many more
events. School will be cut
short on that day so that
students may participate
in the events that af-
ternoon. Points will be
awarded to the various
tribes for the winners.
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On Thursday, April 19,
many Spanish students
went to Viva Zapata
restaurant in Toronto to
sample some of the
Spanish cuisine. Mrs.
Garrett, a language
teacher at, CHSS
organized the trip and
another t► Ip by French
students to Waterloo is
also planned for the end
of May.
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Finian's Rainbow the
musical that will be
presented by the CHSS
Drama Club, begins next
week. Sets, costumes and
rehearsals are finishing
at a hectic pace. Show
dates are May 10, 11 and
12. Plan to be there.
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will be on sale on Mon-
day, May 7. The paper
will be sold at the school
for 25 cents. The Mozaic
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Typewriters are now obsolete for the editorial of-
fice at the Clinton News -Record. Editor Jim Fit-
zgerald attempts ,to work the new machines that
will replace typewriters. The Mini Disc Terminal is
a computerized form of typewriterr which gets copy
to the page in•half the time that the gild typewriters
did. (News -Record photo)
Time to countdown the days
Guess what? There are
only 26 days of school left
for those who are lucky
enough to get out of the
final set of exams. We're
on the last lap of the
school year and the finish
line is just ahead. Most of
us can't wait till we reach
it! Why is it that just
about this time of year
everyone begins to count
the weeks, the days and
the hours till school is
out?
By the time May rolls
around, most students
are getting thoroughly
fed up with school. Eight
months sure makes a big
difference. Ip September,
the majority of the
student body was en-
thusiastic about school or
at least pretended to be.
By about November or
December this en-
thusiasm had dwindled
when the students
realized they might have
to do a bit of work. After
two trying sets of exams
and a lot of work (or even
a little) most students
feel it is their privilege to
have a bit of a break. Of
-course, they still come to
school; they merely
begin to slack off.
How many times have
you heard someone
vehemently declare, "I
hate school"? Actually,
this doesn't really make
sense. Why the strong
emotional oui:tburst over a
big concrete building?'
The school itself hasn't
done anything — it's
merely there so that
students can learn. When
you think about it, it's not
school that gets you down
but some specific aspect
of school life: teachers,
homeowrk, tests...
Your life at school is
only what you make it. If
you don't become in-
volved in clubs and ac-
tivities, then school can
be a real drag. Par-
ticipating in clubs and
events gives you a sense
of belonging and a sense
of pride in your school.
School doesn't have to be
all books and homework;
it can be fun too. If you
look around, you can see
students who are bogged
down with homework,
tests and assignments.
and they feel that that's
all there is to school.
Then you see other
students who are having
a fantastic time at school
even though they, too,
have piles of homework.
Wh�lt'� th, 17r',,,,ncr')
One group of students has
a balance in their school
life 'while the other group
doesn't. If there isn't a
certain balance between
"work and play" in a
person's life, often that
person becomes a ner-
vous wreck. If you're not
involved in school ac-
tivities, you're missing
out on the hest part of
school life!
Since there are only
about five weeks of school
left, why not make the
most of them. Get in-
volved and develop some
school spirit. You'll find
that the weeks and days
fly by. Perhaps,hy then,
you'll wish that they
wouldn't have flown so
quickly!
Just ask Dear Annie!
Dear Annie:
My problem is that I'm,
too big busted. My but -
;tons seem to pop open
whenever I .walk by the
guys in the halls. It's very
embarrassing especially
when they stare at me
wide-eyed. Naturally I
don't mind them looking
at m.yio'eautifu,l chest, but
not when it's exposed to
the air. I hate wearing
turtlenecks and have a lot
of beautiful blouses which
my mom makes. me wear
even when; I te11 her what
happens at school. What
should I do?
-signed, Busting Loose.
Dear Busting:
Well, you could try
wearing blouses that are
more capable of con-
taining your charm. Get
some blouses that aren't
as tight, or change your
style of dressing
somehow. Change the
buttons to larger ,ones
that don't slip through as
easily, or make the
buttonhole smaller. If
nothing works, you can
take. consolation from the
fact that you relieve the
monotony of those boys'
lives whenever you pass
them.
r . Dear Annie:
What should I do if I'm
always late for class and
forgetting my books at
home and I'm never on
time for anything.
-Name Edited.
Dear N.E.:
Try using a watch if
you have one, or check
the time more often if you
don't have one. Make
sure you . haven't
forgotten anything when
you're going somewhere,
but don't take too long
checking or you'll be late
again. Just keep an eye
on yourself.
Dear Andy:
I would like to tell you
that men are superior to
women, physically,
mentally and any other
way you can think of.
Men dominate the
political and social world.
They have led everything
except Women's Lib and
Chatelaine magazines.
Men dominate the music
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opera and ballet.
The Bible states that
women are the weaker
sex.I state the women are
the weaker sex.So there.
I would like to tell you
to get a sex change but
I'm sure you are a male
anyway.
-Pro Women Libber, and
Mad Riddler, and Anti -
Chauvinist Male.
Dear Pro Libber et .:
Just what can I'. say?
The guy's letter shows he
needs- more help than
from an advice column.
Smile
Whoever said the art of
conversation is dead
never stood outside a
phone booth waiting for
someone to finish talking.
err or badminton
Back on April 19, our
senior badminton team
competed at Huron -Perth
held in Listowel. Our
girls' doubles team,
Dawn Eady and Shannon
Cook played well but
couldn't manage a win
and lost both of their best
of three matches in two
straight.'
Mike Thomson and
Wendy Welsh competed
in the mixed doubles
division but lost both
their matches in a total of
five games. In boys'
doubles, Wayne and! Roy
Maclsaac won one
match, but lost two other
close matches. Claude
Dow played well and
placed seventh in boys'
singles. Playing well
enough to place fifth in
girls' singles was Jill
Clynick.
The team would at this
point like to thank Mr.
Clynick for the many
hours of work he put into
this year's team.
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