The Exeter Times, 1887-10-20, Page 3Too Late in the Bay.
Not eo very many weeks ago there resided
In the ancient enburbe of'Camford a some -
whet narrow-minded individual oanied
Joseph Gaper,
The name wee not an naappropriate one
for several roaeons.
The yellnr?. man was much addicted to the
.habit of gaping at peeple • indeed, he goner -
ally went tbout ---generaliy, did I eay ? Ay,
always !-with his mouth pretty wide open.
Some people called him the fly -catcher,
because of dila unfortunate habit.
wae not by any meanan intelligent
looking pereon, this Joseph Gaper ; OR the
contrary, he was almet as stupid -looking an
individual as one is likely to meet with in a
day's march. ,
Fortunately, perhaps, for him, he had not
the most remote notion that he was rather a
pitiable object than otherwise. On the con-
trary, he considered himself a very, charm,
ing,,faeeinating, intelligent, and handsome
p menage,
" Itave but to look at a girl, and she
evi.1, metaphorically, and in many iustancee
not metaphorically, but in reality, throw
lierself into my arms."
Such was the opinion Joseph Gaper hold
of himself as regarded hie influence with the
gentler sex.
He followed the 00CUpatiOR of florist, and
lived at home with leis father, a highly re-
spectable and unassurnieg old man, who had
established the business in which his son
now shared
It was very anensing to see the self-satisfi-
ed Joeeph Gaper make his way through the
Camford streets, dreesed all in his best, and
with the air of one wile believed the whole
place belonged to him. •
Poor fellow I A good many people laugh-
ed in their sleeves at him, but he, in his pro-
found ignorance, felt convinced one and all
admired and envied him.
Now, as is very natural in the spring-
time of manhood, he had serious thoughts
of finding out some gentle creature who
would. suit his taste when he should feel
inclined to "settle 'down and get married,"
an the saying goes.
Of course he knew a good many' young
ladies of his own class of life; though prob-
ably, if you had dared to suggest that a
shop -girl was his equal, he would have been
highly indignant. However, we will un-
seen°, and if we are wrong he must forgive
us, that they were his equals. But he turn-
ed up his nose at the mere notion of marry-
ing anyone in that potution-a well.to-do
tradesman's daughter was the lowest degree
to which he meld dream of stooping.
There happened to stand, not very far
from his father's premises, a tavern, bearing
the name of The Sceptre.
Now The Sceptre was, without any ex-
ception, the best conducted house of the
kind that ever was seen.
The landlord, a hearty,. genial -faced John
Bull, conducted his business in the,, most
exemplary manner possible.
No drunkenness or rioting was permit-
ted at The Sceptre.
The landlady, a, delicate, lady.like looking
person was universally respected. The
name of the worthy couple was Bilfil. They
ere -blessed with an only child -a daughter.
t e period of our story She was two and
twenty years of age.
Now Miss Bilfil was a remarkably hand-
some -looking young lady. We call her a
lady advisedly, and not in the general aense
of the word, which now is applied to every
thing feminine in human shape under the
She had been educated at excellent schools,
and educated thoroughly. This and the fact
of her poasessing a natural refinement of
mind, emanating most probably from her
gende mother, rendered her a most desiia.
ble wife for any man who should have the
good tortre to win her.
In Lite of the respectability of The Scep-
tre, the life she was compelled to lead as
barmaid was not, or at any rate could not
be acceptable to one possessing her tastes.
• She, however, made the best of it, and as
her chief delight was in rendering her par-
ents happy, no one ever heard her grumble
at her lot.
It will easily, be understood in what high
respect Miss Bilfil was held. From the
poorest frequenters of the house to the
wealthiest, from the humblest to the best
born, she was respected and liked by them
all.
It was currently believed that the parents
were very well to do. They deserved to be ;
and doubtless they were. The natural in-
ference drawn was, that Miss Bilfil, being
an only child, would ene day be extremely
well of and consequently, if only in a
pecuniary way, she wouldprove an excellent
catch.
But Miss BBL was not the kind of young
lady to throw herself away upon the first
fool who had the impertinence to flatter her.
She knew how to put a man in his right
place as well as any one.
Of course there were many who ogled her,
and some imaginative gentlemen who be-
lieved they only had to ask her to marry,
and she would consent -conceited donkeys 1
Amongst those who frequented The
Sceptre was the hero of our story, Joseph
Gaper. Be came very often and gaped very
long at pretty Miss Bilfil.
Miss Bilfil was courteous and polite to-
wards him, as she, was towards all who
conducted themselves properly, but nothing
more.
. Joseph Gaper, however, held the same
opinion about Miss Bilfil as he held about
all the young ladies of his acquaintance,
and felt convinced he had only to say, "Be
mine," and she would jump down his open
mouth. .
He thought the matter over eeriously,
"It would prove a good match. Old Bilfil
has property in Caanford-a good deal of
property. He's proud of his child, though
).
_he don't show much affection toward her
' 0 ntwardly ; his money is sure to come to.
'her eventually. I think I might do worse a
long way. She's a nice girl, educated well,
speaks French, and all that sort of thing.
The sort of girl I shouldn't feel ashamed of,
though I have prospects, and hold myself
above the generality of market -gardeners
and such -like. I think I shall have to marry
her ,»
. •
Such was the style of reasoning in which
flycatcher indulged. For many evenings he
appeared regtilarly at The Sceptre, and
gaped for hours together at Miss Bilfil.
" Did he love her ?" perhaps the reader
would ask.
Absurd questionhow could such a poor,
nogrowmincied thing love anyone beyond
himself.
Going home one night, after having in-
dulged in a little More alcohol than usual,
Joseph said to himself with an idiotic
chuckle: " I -I -nearly let myself in for
it to -night, that I did. She looked so race,
and I'd a good mind to secure her without
further delay. She's a straight girl, Pm
sure, and ii she once said ' Yes ' to e fellow,
she'd never draw back, even though she met
someone she liked better; but that would
never be if I once asked her."
With these reflections the conceited
• Gaper retired to rest, little dreaming how
the morrow would vary the weak current of
hie porpose.
It came about in this, He was introduc-
ed to a rich builder'a daughtet', Whim
Parente were eld Weenie of hie fittlier'e.
The geotlo Joseph, thought he had
" struck ile," es the Americans say, with a
vengeance.
What eould he do better than End out
everything possible about this now acquain.
tance, who probably was heiress to "heaps
of gotta"
" MiSS Bilfil," he said to himself, "can
wait -she' o a certainty at any given mo-
ment, If Mies Clarke, the butider's daugh-
ter, hasn't the prospects report declareth,
can very easily renew my attentions at The
Sceptre.
Consequently Joseph Gaper was not E!eon
ao regularly at The Sceptre Tavern as usuel.
He eppeered every now and again, how-
ever, and gaped for an hour or so in his
esual idiotic manner, and then retired.
"She's all right," he nnirmured to him-
self on his way home; smiles and chats as
pleasant as ever" (Joseph's grammar was
shaky at tines) "and will wait until I speak,
aa loug as leave her a shadow of hope."
Miss Clarke, the builder'e cipughter, grew
really fond of Mr. Gaper. oor girl, she
eyes not gifted with too much intellect,
which no doubt accounts for her extraordi-
nary taste. The flycatcher had captivated
her somehow or other.
It took him a long time to discover "bow
she really stood," as he ealled it; and she
being a simple kind of girl and, most fatal
thing of all against a silent tongue and a
wise head, in love, gave him all the inform-
ation that lay in her power.
This setisfiecl him, and he proposed.
• On a lovely starlit night be made his ef-
fer, and report has it that after he had
taken this stupendous step, he did not oloee
his mouth for four -and -twenty consecutive
ours.
Ou the day that followed this proposal he
learnt, to his great consternation, that
Miss Clarke's father had lost a very large
amount of money in a bank -failure, and was
oonsequently reduced to comparative po-
verty.
Now, note the course that this narrow-
minded florist took. • Remember, he had
plenty of money, and could well ifford to
marry a women without a sixpence.
He took another stroll beneath the starlit
sky with Mise Clarke, and instead of sym-
pathising with her itt her father's great loss,
which of course meant rube to her as well as
to him; he reviled her for having • misled
him.
"You misrepresented things to me
shaineful," said Joseph, gaping more than
ever with real and assumed anger, "You've
treated me cruel. I wouldn't a minded if
you'd spoke straight -forward; for I ain't a
pauper, whatever Other folks may be."
Poor Miss Clarke cried very much, and
assured him she had no idea of the evil
that was pending and which had so sudden-
ly fallen upon her pow father.
"Had no idea V' exclaimed the flycatcher
scornfully "01 course not! no one never
has no idea of anything which is likely to
upset their apple -carts" (this was rather
shoppy expression) "with them as suits
them," which was the flycatcher's muddled
way of endeavouring to state that people
never know of anything that is not likely to
snit them
It was useless for poor Miss Clarke to
plead, let her do so never se wisely,
Joseph Gaper had made up his mind to I
pick a quarrel with and get rid of her.
Having reviled her for half an hour, and
giving her plainly to understand that he
was at an end between them, he left, and
repaired to The Sceptre.
"Ha he exclaimed mentally, and his
mouth stood wider open than ever with ad-
miration-" Ha ! that's the girl for my mo-
ney."
He stood gaping at Miss Bilfil, aa though
he really did feel a little bit in loveofor once
in his life. Probably it was a kind of reac-
tion after his baseness and cruelty towarda
the builder's daughter.
Miss Bilfil was talking to a dark and re-
markably handsome gentlemanly -looking
man when the flycatcher entered. He had
seen this dark personage there a good many
times during the last eighteen months. He
had asked who he was, and had been in-
formed that he was it gentleman of excellent
family, holding a good berth in a govern-
ment office. Although he always made way
for the florist when he came in, and never
endeavoured to monopolise the conversation ,
with Miss Bilfil, an endeavour Joseph Ga-
per always made the flycatcher was not
wise enough to learn by example -indeed,
he didn't like the dark man, probably for
the simple reason that the dark man was a
gentleman.
That night, aa usual, the dark gentleman
very soon retired after Joseph Gaper's ap-
pearance, and left him master of the posi-
tion.
"Those chaps in government offices ain't
much to do, I should think," said the fly-
catcher, with a enter.
"Have not they ?" answered Mies Bilfill
handiug him his grog.
"Lazy snobs as a rule," said Mr. Griller.
"There are exceptions in every ruld,' re-
plied Miss Bat coniplacently.
Now Miss Bilfil took these two last re-
marks, aimed against the man who had just
retired, with such calm indifference that
tt gladdened Joseph Gaper's heart beyond
measure.
"11 she'd cared a straw about him she'd
fired up," he thought.
• By thls it will be seen that„ the idea had
flashed through Mr. Gaper's mind that Miss
Bilfil might et least have a friendly feeling
towards the gentleman in question'whose
naine,by the way, wag Reginald Chambers.
He had put this as a kind %f feeler, and
he was rejoiced with the result.
The bar chanced to be very empty, and
soon Mr. Gape found himself' quite alone
with Miss 13fifil. "She looks prettier than
ever," he said to hiniself. "No wonder she
has been proposed to scores sf times. "
He didn't, however, in his wonderful self-
codceit wonder how it was she had never
said "Yes " to those who had asked her
He was convinced in his own mind tha t he
was the only person to whom she would say
" Yes." "1 think," he said to 'himself as
he stood gaping at her, I have tried her
patience long enough, poor girl. She might
get desperate in the fear I never mean to
pop the question, andgo and marry some I
one else. I mustn't risk finch a thing any
longer." Then addressing Miss Bilidl, he
said ;
I've had something very particular on my
mind for a loeg while."
" Indeed 1" said Miss Bilfil with her plea-
sant smile.
"Very particular," said Mr. Gaper.
"1 hope it is very pleartant Also," replied
" Oh, very, very ! The very pleasantest
thing 1 ever had on my mind I" cried the
flycatcher.
Miss 1311111 smiled, and sarveyed him with
a kind of pity, which he mistook for admir-
ation
" Shall I tell you what it 1 ?" s id the
flycatcher, whose voiee had new sunk Minot
to a whispon
"11 you please," answered MISO Bilfil,
" ;wide tip niy mind te ask you to
marry me, dearest one I Iffy 'end and 'art
are yours !"
He stretched out his palm ae he;spoke and
bent forwards ever the ben
Mie 13ilal drew back; and for 4 moment a
loon of anger mimed hor face ; bet with ad-
miral good swum he euppressed
"You are Sliders nonsense," elle amid
with a laugh.
" 1 swear I'm not 1" cried 'Joseph Gaper.
"Then if you are seriens, Mr, Gaper, an-
swered Mi ee Bilfil with edrairable dignity,
"1 must inform you that I an elreedy en.
gaged, the honor of your offer has come too
late in the day." An amused; penile came
into her handsome Lice as she eaid the leet
words,
The flycateher's jaw dropped ; hi nouth
stood wider open thao ever. He drank up
his grog at last, and went his way a 'wiser
and e sadder man, having lost the woman
who could have made him happy, and been
thoroughly snubbed by the one he was con-
ceited enough to think was dying for him.
Mies Bilfil is shortly to be married th Mr.
Reginald Chambers, and may all happiness
end all possible blessings attend her.
A Hint to Basiness
A Canadian merchant who has beenvery
suocerniful and has made his pile, in his
youna struggling days made a pilgrimage
to New 'York in order to see the great A, T.
Stewart and get a business wrinkle from
him. The great man was surrounded by
niany encasing obstructions which had, one
way or the other, to be surmounted before
the °eau& could have his interview. At
lase he gained his objeot by saying he had
travelled hundreds of miles in order to ask
Mr, Stewart one question and that the,
whole interview would not take two
minutes. On being introduced the
Canadian simply asked "To what do
you, Mr. Stewart, attribute your great
mercantile success?" and got his reply,
"To thinking of my customers first and my-
self second." "Thank you, that is all I
want," and he went, acted upon the princi-
ple and made his fortune. Stewart had the
charaoter of a hard,driving man of business,
but he had judgment enough to see that the
old principle of the Sermon on the Mount,
" Whatsoever ye would that," etc., in
the only prudently selfish way in which
business oan be conducted if it is
to be • permanently suocessful, • and he
acted upon it. Very likely he was not a
Christian man. Very likely there was a
good deal about him which was the reverse
of attractive. But this at any rate is to be
said of him, that any of his shopmen found
out making two prices of his goods in order
to effect a sale, or concealing a blemish in
anything he had to dispose of, was always
instantaneously dismissed. He would al-
low none of hie customers to be able to say,
"1 trusted in your young man and I was
deceived. I took the goods on his word
and afterwards found out my mistake."
There was one price fixed and invariable,
and if these wore a blemish, however small,
it had to be pointed out and allowed for.
This plan Stewart found to answer best.
The best judge, and the worst, were in his
store all served alike. He had nosstock for
green -horns, and no lies for children. Now
if that principle were only universally
adopted and aoted upon, what a change for
the better there would be in the world's
work and ways 1 A cheating tradesman
is the most short-sighted fool that breathe*.
He gains an advantage now and then, but at
what a cost 1 "Cheat me once'that's your.
blame. Cheat me twice, • thit'ts mine.".°
And , how quickly the eharaoter of a.
sharp, unreliable man gets wind! Some-
how, one scarcely knows how, the warning
gets general "Take care of him." "He's
scaly." "He's not on the square." And
bad as the world is, when such an opinion
comes to be general, there will be found to
be more or leas of truth in it. Sharp 1 It's
the sharpest men th tiare soonest ed
Some people say that it s not possible to be
honest and make a living. In that case the
sooner one dies the better. Life la net
worth the living on such terms.
•
An Absurd Bird.
Kiwi -kiwi is the creature s real name,
but scientific men call it apteryx, which is
a Greek word meaning Iwingless, because,
,though a bird, it has no wings. That is
absurd enough, but it does not satisfy the
kiwi, who seems to have tried, to be as
unbirdlike as possible, and, in order to be
so, has gone to very ridiculous extremes.
It not only has no wings, but it has no
tail -not even so much as an apology for
one. And, as if that were not enough, it
has no feathers worthy of the name. Its
quills are covered with soft down for about
one-third of their length, and then are
fringed with hair-like webs out to the ends,
which are sharply pointed. It is only as
large as a common domestic fowl, but it
has much stronger and stouter legs and
bigger feet.
Of course you can not be surprised to
learn that such a bird looks at first sight
like a quadruped. It carries its head low
and hobbles along in a most uncouth fashion,
moving so swiftly when pursued, however,
that it is very difficult to capture this ri-
diculous bird. "
When it sleeps in the daytitne-for natu-
rally it is odd enough to choose the wrong
time for sleeping -it rests its long bill on
the ground, and so makes itself look like a
strange sort of three-legged stool. Most
other birds use their beaks or their wings or
their spurs to fight with, but it would be
foolish to expect any such natural proceed-
ing from the kiwi; and, in fact, its plan of
fighting is to kick. It is very fond of
earth -worms ; and one of its ways of pro-
curing them is worthy of so odd a bird.
It thumps the earth with its big feet, and
if there are any worms in the vicinity, up
they come to discover what is the matter.
It is a cousin of the ostrich, and though
its plumage has no such value for us as its
large relative's has, it is very highly valued
by the natives of New Zealand. The kiwi
has a very tough skin, which, when it is
properly dressed, makes good leather.
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Only a Little Quiet Conversation.
So you're tired of i•nycrazy notione.
You think Fm becoming insane, do you ?"
repeated Mre. Snapper.
"That's what I said," said Mr. S. stolid.
"Maybe you wouldn't object to having me
locked up in an insane asylum either.
don't suppose you woeld hesitate a minute."
"I reckon, I might hesitate a minute,"
was the defiant rejoinder. •
"You would, would you? You'd wait a
minute iri hesitating, Well, I Will say to
you right here, M.r. Theophilus Snepper,
that you're too late. You can't get evidence
tow that would satisfy any court that I am
non compoe. I don't know what you might
have done, though, if you'd applied when I
coneented to marry you. I dare say, you
might heve aucceeded."
The bow neektie has had le very there
day,,
DZLOS G-ItHEN'4 DEATH.
shot ts Beath Aller n liandenvilend Volt
Met with Two oilmen, or. me 10;17,
The revoltinfe murder of his wife eMi two
children by Delos Green, which occurred
four miles west of Seresote, FIa recently
culminated Saturday afteruoou in the kill.
ing of the murderer by Charles Whittaker.
Green had. been colninitted and turned over
to Sheriff Waisen to be carried to Manatee,
Green Was a powerful man physically, being
about SIX feet high ancl weighing 180 pounds.
Sheriff Watson started for Manatee putting
his prisoner in a wagon in charge Of Charles
Whittaker'he being ou horseback, riding
irnreedia.tely in the rear. The Sheriff, just
before starting, had placed in the wagon the
hatchet and chisel with which Green had
clone his cruel work, and Watson, having
observed Green turn up the cloth under
which the instrumente had been placed, just
4 little before starting, and while Green's
back was turned,. took them out of the wag-
on and put them in his saddle bap. Both
the Sheriff and Whittaker were armed with
pistols, the former having a 38 -calibre Smith
& Wesson And the latter having a 44 -calibre
English self -cocker, which was iu his hip
pocket, the stock sticking out. .
As they neared ltlanatee village Wbittaker
notieed that Green became more nervous in
hie manner, end just about this time the
horse made a kind of turn to go into the
Saradote road, and Whittaker, in leaning
Over to rein him back, turned his body,
which threw his hip and the WO of the
pistol in an exposed position toward Green,
Who, as quick as thought, grasped the butt
of the pistol and endeavored to turn the
• muzzle toward Whittaker's person. Wbit-
taker as quickly grasped the cylinder of the
pistol and held on, tightly, in this way keep-
ing it from reVolving as Green Was struggl-
ing to pull the trigger. Sheriff Watson see-
ing the struggle, rode up and covered Green
with his pisV.ol, telling him he weuldkill him
if he did not desist. Green then took his
hand away, saying he meant no harm, and
was merely testing Whittaker's courage.
• The Sheriff told hintif he dared to attempt
anything of the kind again he would kill
linvinstantly. Green's eyes fairly blazed,
and; clinching his teeth and opening his lips,
he threw his body with great force ageausb
Whittaker, forcing him out of the buggy,
over the wheels to the ground, he falling on
top. Whittaker, with much difficulty, freed
himself and started to run, closely pursued
by his assailant.
Whittaker, finding that Green was gain -
tog on him, and the Sheriff shouting to him
tO shoot, turned and fired, striking Green in
the middle of the stomach, but he never
winced or slackened bis speed. The Sheriff
at this time was •unable to fire, Whittaker
being in an exact line 'with Green, but was
gaining on the Murderer, and when within
a few Set, being nearer to him than Whit-
taker, Green tureed on the Sheriff, who at
this moment fired, intending to disable the
prisoner, but but the ball merely grazed his
arm; again the Sheriff pulled down on him,
this time right in his face, but the pistol
bung' fire, and Green grabbed the muzzle.
Being a powerful man any way, and with
maddened determination, he sought to wrench
thepistol from the Sheriff's hands, tearing
the skin from the, latter's hands in his
maddened efforts, at one time, the Sheriff
did lose his grasp on the pistol, but again
renewed it. Green in the mean, time
had got the Sheriff rather under him, and
held him as in a vise, the Sheriff trying to
turn the pistol against Green's body so aa to
shoot him, and Green doing all in his power
to do the seine to the Sheriff, and at one time
in the melee had dealt the Sheriff a terrible
WC* actdis theefaelfwittahis handcuffs; The
Sheriff shouted to Whittaker:
a life and death Case; kill him."
Whittaker thenran up,put his pistolagainst
Green's head, just above the ear, and fired.
Green relaxed has hold, opened his eyes wide,
gave a shudder, and fell over dead. And so
ended the life of a human Vend, who less than
thirty hours before had commited a crime
which for heinousness and cold and premedi-
tated cruelty, as the horrid circumstances
disclose is without a parallel in the annals of
crime.
The Savage Stage of Childhood.
Like the savages of to -day, those fierce
progenitors of . ours must have delighted in
the torture of captured enemies. Thus dur-
ing long ages, compassion was unknown,
and it appears to haverbeen lately acquired
by the now dominant races. Indeed, even
among so highly cultivated a people as the
Romans it remained almost unknown until
comparalively recent times -say fifteen
hundred years ago -in proof of which may
be noted their heartless fondness for the
bloody sports of the arena.
The emotion of pity appeared late in the
history of the race; and, in view of the law
of our development, which carries us along
the path our ancestors have trod, how can
we expect our boys to be anything else but
cruel? How far is it judicious to go, in try-
ing to alter the natural course of a child's
mental growth by imposing upon him ideas
which in due course he will not share until
later? This last question is inviting. but we
will notgo into its solutionatpresent, content-
ing ourselves with observing that because a
boy shows no compunction at giving pain to
a captive bird, or calmly lacerates the feel-
ings of a family of squirrels, merely to give
himself a few soon -neglected pets, is no rea-
son for expecting him to grow up a monster
of cruelity. And we will further venture to
suggest that much of the immorality of
boys is a necessary consequence of their de-
scent, as a corollary of which follows the
aphorism of my witty friend, "A good boy
is diseased."
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Object Lesson in Economy.
A Texas editorthuejubile,tes. We now sport
a nice milch cow. How ,did we get her.
Bought her paid $40 for her, the whole
arnountbeing lOcents per day, saved since
March 6,1886. On that day a friend of
ours insisted on treating us to a smokegie it
was ourbirtday, we refused the kndness, in.
him courtetusly that we neversmoked
a cigar, to which he replied that he averaged
from one to three per day, at a cost of 5
cents to 20 cents each day and that he
never missed the small change. We told
him then that from that day on we would
lay away 10 cents par day as long as we
were able to do so, and see hoev much it would
amount to each year. We have kept it up
to date, atid as a consequence we have a
fine Durham cow and calf bought with
400 10 -cent pieces.
One of the ateraetions of a fair in Mc-
Henery coenty, Ill., was the marriage of
a volunteer couple, to whom presents valued
at $200 were to be given. The couple came
to the scratch and were married., in the
preemies of the rettltitude, but it is eharged
that they had %heady had the knot tied
elsewhere, and the managers of the fair are
withholding the presents pending the result
of an investigation.
Violent rain storm -crowded street car-,
handsome lady and gentleman on platform.
Gentleman (to those inside)-" Can you
squeeze a lady in there ?" Chothe of Male
Voicee-"Yea, certainly; two of 'em."
4,CIENTIPIO AND 138EF1J14.
A finger laid upon au oar'or the gunwale
of an overturned boat, or a board, or aleiteit
any floating eubetance, will sustain a porton
in calm water. ,
gest persons do not know that the MOSt
effectual form it which first eid can be
rendered in cases of sineetroke it the appli
catiohnea.aand
neck, 1 acold-alcold water, ice, &c. -to
ule
Cherry-stain in imita tien of old mahogany:
Digest logwoed chips in vineger or acetic
acid Sr twenty.four heurs or more. When
ready to use twat the solution ; then dip
the wood until avitable color is obtained.
Pyre Stains are easily removed front the
fingers by moistening the hands with a dile
ute solution of almost any:acid-hydrochloric,
nitric, oxalic, citric, &e. After cleansing
in tide manner, the handmust be freely
washed in hot water. 11 this precaution is
not taken, the Estelle will reappear under
the use of soap and. water.
Taken in the morning, fruit is as helpful
to digestion as it is refreshing. The newly
awakened function finds in it an object of
such light labor as will exercise without
seriously taxing its energies, and the tissues
of the stomach accseire at little cost a gain
of nourishment which will ustain those
energies in later and more serious operations.
It is an excellent plan, with this object in
view, to arida little bread to the fruit omen.
Toclean carpets, use about three gills of
oc-gali in a pailful of water ag with ,a soft
scrubbing -brush rub some IR the ex -gall
water on the carpet, which will raise a
lather. Whim a convenient -sized portion
is done, wattle the lather off with a clean
linen oloth dipped in clean water. Let this
water be changed frequently ; and, when
all the lather hos diseppeared, rub the part
with a clean dry cloth. Mixtures of mag-
nesia and fallers'-earth made into a paste
are used to remove grease -spots.
Alloyed with a srnal percentage of silver,
aluminum loses ranch of its inalleribity, but
with five percent. of silver it can be worked
well, and takes a more beantiful polish than
the ruore pure metal, With three per cent,
of silver, it is vei7sultable for philosophical
instuments, being harder and whiter than
the pure metal, and is not tarnished even
by sulphuretted hydrogen. With small
amounts of silver, it appears very suitable
for scale-bearas, and is now frequently used
for this purpose. The alloy containing five
per cent. of silver has been suggested for
coin of email denominations, as it is hard,
bright, and retains its lustre in handling.
All lifts in buildings should be bricked
in, or the sides of the well -hole covered with
metal plates, abestos sheets, or Some other
noninflammable material to render them
fireproof; and laws should be enacted
making it compulsory on builders and
property -owners to make such provision for
the safety of life and property. But in
buildings where no such provision is made
the following device has been suggested for
preventing the spread of fire by way of the
lift -shaft. It is proposed to ereet a standpipe
in one corner of the shaft, with branches of
perforated pipe of smaller size surromiding
the well at each fleor. The water can be
turned into each of these perforated pipes
simultaneously by pulling a lever at a point
remote from the elevator, thus filling the
shaft with a shower of spray, which will
be likely to subdue the flame, =lees the
draught is very great and thefire too f ar
advanced.
A Few Bear Storiea.
A bear weighing 500 pounds was killed
on Flint River, near Albany, Ga., by the
citizens, who never saw a bear in that
neighborhood before.
Daniel O'Connell of SMmford, Vt., was
attacked by a bear near North Adams, Mass,
and was being badly worsted, when his dog
interfered and he managed to escape. The
dog has not been seen since.
A man was going over the Rocky Moun-
tains for pine logs, driving a wagon. On
the top of a large rock by the side of the
road was a young bear, the mother having
started up the mo untain on the approach
of the team. The cub not moving, the
mother came bounding back to it, and
giving it a nudge With her nose started up
the mountain again, expecting the cub to
foilow. But the little one made no move,
The old bear then came bat& the second
time, and taking up the oub in her paws
gave him several cuffs. The cub then
obeyed orders and followed the old bear in
a gallop up the side of the mountain.
A passenger train on a Florida railroad
stopped some fifteen miles from Cedar Key
to prevent a collision with some cattle,
when a black bear came trotting leisurely
out of the woods, climbed upon the platform
of -a car, and entered the express room,
where he found three strings of fish and
some bacon, all of which went quickly into
his maw. When the train started up the
swaying of the oar shut the door. The bear
soon became tired of his ride, and looked
about for means of egress. Nothing
appeared so vulnerable to attack as the
windows in the side of the car, which were
protected by iron rods about a half inch in
diameter. He selected one of these, caught
two or three of the iron rods with his paws,
and, giving them a heg, broke and twisted
them off clean. His body was then forced
through the aperture and struck the ground
like a rubber bell. He turned two or three
somersaultsand ambled off into the woods.
Photographing Whets in Motion.
Instantaneous photography has just been
employed by Mr. S. W. Gardner to demon-
strate by optical proof the fact that the
upper part of the wheel of a vehicle in mo-
tion travels more quickly than its lower
part. Mr. Gardner has taken an omnibus
wheel en route, and in this photograph,
while the lower ends of the spokes immedi-
ately adjacent to the ground are not per-
ceptibly unsharpened by the motion, the
tops of the upper spokes show an angular
motion corresponding to about 10 degrees.
The photograph ale° most successfully ex-
presses the fact that the wheel it represents
is in rapid motion. Instantaneous photo-
graphy, at the rate it is going on, will soon
have no more worlds to conquer.
A qtarrymen residing nearLookout Point,
a high peak in the Bleck Hills country,
recently found a flat stone leaning, against a
large oak tree. The tree had grown around
the edge of the stone showing that the
position of the stone heel been tho seem for
many years. On one side of the Acme were
the names of seven men and this inscription:
"Game to these hills in 1883, seven of tire
All dead but me, Ezra, Kind. Killed by Iud.
beyond the high hill. Got our gold. June,
3834. " On the other side of the stone was
tide "Got all the gold we could carry.
Our pons all got by the Indians. I have
lot my gun and nothing to cat aticl Indians
hunting—r" The last of the inscription is
illegible.
OCT OF ITS OHBIT•
Tiae New Brunswick fteteor ag See Er
The fall of the great reaper io NOW :13rmirb.
wiele hart excited inech interest at the Hare
yard Observatory. Ono of Prof. Pickeriondie
o4fsiwt4t
thea4er8Y
eitte13. th‘P'the
"IeraT; sl>ti4leinalvYtiogtt
ome,
said he, "and looked up at the sky, when
immediately I saw something vvhieli 1 thought,
at filet was a flash of lightning. 1looked
more closely then, aud fouled that there wata
4 diffused light, }the lightning, behind cloutise.
It was a yellowish -white color.
"The durationwas somewhat greater time
that ot a lightning flash. I came up be;
and reported the matter, and found that one
of the other aseistaute had just came in, when
was then telling of the very samophenornenons
know now that it must havelieen the Neste
Brunevviek ingteor that I saw," The fail
ef meteors, continued. the Professor, "ie by
no means so uncommon as you might amp -
pose, although, of course, we seldom UneareS
ench 4 large one as that which fell Tharsdase
night There hi a curious coincidence in, thee
es timete of the size of that one and one Intifada
the aueierit writer, Pliny, mentions as haying
been found in the Thrace 000 years before.
the Christi= era. The eorrespondent af
A. D. 1881 says the meteor was "largm
than a boxssar." The historian of D. CI.
467 states that the one he eaw "had. the
size of a wagon."
Since Pliny's time however, there has
been a long record Of wrolites, which are
mere exactly deecribed, and no museum is -
So poor that it does not exhibit one or 171£1,7fS,
specimens of these visitors from infant:win
space. About the oldest known speciinezt int
oae weiehing 200 pounds, which fell in Al-
sace io 1492. 4t is still preserved la the
Churcth at Ensislaeinn. The largeet masses
on record were found about seventeen yews
ago on the west coast of Greenland by the. -
Swedish Antic Expedition. There is now
in the collection of the Royal Academy ot
Stockholm one cif them which weighs twenty-
five tons; and the Museum of Copenhagen
has another weighing tea tons. In the
British Museum is one weighing five , tone,
and itt the museum at St, Petersburg one of
1635 pounds. The Smithsonian Institute at
Washington has a very remarkable specimen,
discovered in Mexico in 1700, which, a ccoed-
ing to an Indian tradition, fell 200 years he -
fore that, during a shower of stones. Itw.
weight is 1400 pounds. There are 100 speci-
mens in Yale College Museum, one w eighieg.
615 pounds.
During the present century aerolites hare
been carefully studied and analyzed, amain,
indeed, aside from the general outside ap-
pearance, by which they are readily re-
cognized bys an expert, a ohernical al:minds
is the one sure test by which they can Be
distinguished in doubtful cases. In many
cases they are largely composed of iron, ad
from one which fell in Mexico a sword-le/ads--
I
was made, which was once in the possession
of Gen. Otd, of the United States army:,
The origin of these mysterious visitorslias
, been widely discussed, but never theroragle-
ly explained. Of the •arious theories there
are two which attract the most belief, One
is that space 1 filled with floating ;name,
and that our aerolites are that portion or
them that comes :within the sphere of tb.e
earth's attraction. The other is that they
are projected from the sun and other planet*
by the inconceivably tremendous forces
at work there. It is strange that in the MI
' of so many large masses, witn such tremend-
ous force, there has never been any well an-
thenticated case of loss of life. The chances
are good, however, that one of ' them- ev2il
strike a city some day." Captains of, ocean
ateamers,arriyieg in Boston say they, saw
the falling meteor while far out at sea.
The Lady Was Probably Disappointed,
Mr. A. -"By the way, have you heaedi
the story about the magician Hermann r
Miss R.-" No, what is it ?"
Mr. A.-" Why a lady got on the street
oar one day last week and found a twat nex t
to Hermann, who was, taking a ride. Whom
she was about to leave the car she found hex -
watch missing. Suspecting some mischieT,
she accused Hermann of taking ite
denied the accusation, but invited the lady
out to the Exposition to see him. Well,sbo
'went out there that night. Hermann in
one of his tricks came down off the pint -
form with a sandwich, which be handed to.
the lady. And what do you suppose ware
in the sandwich?'
I Miss B. (deeply interested)-" The watch
of course."
IMs. A.-" No, a piece of ham! Ha 1 hal
He 1 he 1 Have ham 1"
Hunting for Bears.
The Stratford Beacon explains that ta210
or twelve of the citizens of that pla�.
recently explored a part of Ellice Town-
ship for bear, but having with them only
three kegs of lager, they saw nothing,
more formidable than a mouse. The questiots
is, How much liquor does it take to fin a
bear? There are plenty of examples of th e
quantity needed to locate snakes. And
sometimes but little more has ueloosed
whole menagerie.
The Little Fellow Struck It.
"What is it, my children," exclaimed the
temperance advocate, "that ca,uses men tee
ignore the ties of home, neglect their fami-
lies, stay out until after midnight and get
up with a bad headache in the niorning !""
know," shouted a little wide-awake in
the room.
" Well my little fellow, please tell the
oth,,,errsolwithicastli,t, is:"
A Disappointment.
Bobby (to young Mr. Featherly)-I hear&
Clara tell ma that she was disappointed be-
muse you didn't call last Sunday night
Young Featherly (in a. tremulous whisper)
-I say, Bobby, did your sister say how disi-
aapointed she was?
llobby (thoughtfully) -I'm tryiu' to think
-Yes, she said s he was agreeebly disap-
pointed.
-
A Natural Mistake,
Woman (who hes given him something to
eat) -1 s'pose you fled a tramp's life a very
hard one ?
Stranger -Tramp, madam ? no,trampe
I'm just getting home from it summer resort.
Some of the anglers at Wilson have adept -
el. the novel method of attaching several'
baited taokles to tightly corked bottles, set-
ting thein itt the water, and when the fiele
begins to tow a bottle off they haul him ins
Many leage pickerel aro being caught them
now.
The Germain Charee d'Affaires a' t Gen -
stantinople has informed the Porte the fa
Germany 1 satisfied with the Bulgarian r 6--
patation for the lesillt recently offered by as
paper of Rustchnk t� the German Vice-Cci n-
sul in that city, The ineident is th ten
-dosed.