Clinton News-Record, 1978-12-14, Page 9'1
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central huron: chronicle
(richard brow' editor )
secondary school news
Teachers at CHSS
•At Christmas I've
always wondered what do
tlAe teachers do, and how
04 they spend their
festive season? To get a
Vetter idea of the subject,
1 'Oe,nt.,owr Ralph Shwartz,
PAte eye, and here's
what he came up with. I
arrived at the party at
9;30 pm. I was disguised
as a collar on Clydes dog
Tim.
There was chips and
pop and liquor galore,
confiscated from the
dance 2 weeks before.
There was Al and
Bernice and Ernie and
his wife. Heinz brought
his skiis and Mon-
tgomery brought his
knife.
I turned around and
looked once more There
were Weber and Judge
wrestling on the floor. I
looked in the corner,
Clvde,was all alone,
He looked kind of funny
chewing Tim's bone. I
went t'..the kitchen,
beside the big wreath,
Mrs. Robinson was there
brushing her teeth.
I looked at the table,
there was, Reidy and
Clynich, arm -wrestling
away to see who would
win it.
I went to the pantry and
to my surprise were
Madill and Reeves
making googly eyes.
I went down to the
basement, kind of cold it
seemed.
There was Cook and
Fox on the reducing
machine. Macdonald and
Degroot, down by the
food locker. Were
discussing good and bad
points about soccer.
The first year rookies
were there observing the
features.
Surprised at the actions
of these veteran teachers.
Ludwig and Davis and
Brounridge and Howard
were involved in Poker, a
game without cowards.
Allan and Stubbs
already half tight were
discussing law and
having a fight. The rest of
the teachers spied me
already. Tried to spread
the word but weren't too
steady.
I got out of there quick
without much pushing, I
found my conclusions for
what I was looking.
My conclusion is
simple, these teachers
are normal. They like to
have fun and are in-
formal.Yes these
teachers are normal and
have a good time. They
are like you and me and
one of our kind, —by
Steve Steinman
Bi Brother's watchin
Hi everybody! Here's
your weekly muchkin
report!
In Math 250, B.C. was
seen sitting in his
desk.(which was lying
sideways on the floor)
unable to move. Trying to
get a better view of the
blackboard B?
Though very little
happens in Clinton, J.D.
got the thrill of her life
when she won a bushel of
apples at a Junior 'C'
game. To bad it wasn't
the dead chicken eh!
Not much spirit at the
Sr. basketball game on
Tuesday except for the
solo performance of J. W.
as she went through the
motions .of a cheer. Great
moves, but we couldn't
hear you!
; Just •a warning to all
you ,girls. Never stroll
down the hall when
asketb
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Iske l' teams are off
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to &Ina', -starts in this
year's Huron -Perth
season. They are all 0 for
2.
On Thursday
December 7, they
competed in Goderich. In
midget play (our midgets
made the best showing of
all) CHSS was defeated
by Goderich by a score of
19-62. Our juniors played
only • ',slightly worse,
losing 19-63. The GDCI
seniors squeaked past our
boys, 94-16.
Last Monday, CHSS
was visited by teams
from Stratford Nor- 2
thwestern. Again all's'
three. 'Of the opposing
teams ' ,won. Their
midgets beat our midgets
64-8. Our juniors were
defeated in a close game,
51734. „Their senior
Hugkies easily handled
our 'Sr,„Redrnen and won
72-46. •
Bill Smiley • • •
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be at home watching one
of the final football
games.
Ah, wothehell. We had
a good visit with the
grandboys, Liz got her
self a nice fella, there
isn't another wedding in
the offing, and my
daughter is coping with a
16 -hour day Without going
around the bend. It was
orth it.
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Stratford N.W. are here.
You may happen to lose
a book, Right L.L.
Mrs. R was seen
walking down the hall
Tuesday with a new hat.
It seems while strolling
under some Christmas
wreaths put up in the hall,
one happened to fall on
her! Getting into the
festive spirit Mrs. R.?
Mrs. J. was seen doing
stride jumps after school
on Tuesday. The strain
proved to be too much as
we heard a loud groan.
Are you practicing for
next year's football team
Mrs. J.?
That's all! Good luckon
exams!
Just ask Dear Annie
Dear Annie:
I have this really
embarrassing problem. I
sweat a lot. No deodorant
seems to work, and you
can smell me from across
the gym during Phys.Ed.
I don't even have time to
shower after gym before
I go to class, so I'm
usually left alone even by
the teacher.
Often the teacher will
either give the class a
Former Clintoma. n coaches football
A native and former
resident of Clinton, Paul
Schoenhals, recently
coached the Saskatoon
Hilltops to the Canadian
Junior Football Cham-
pionship. The following is
taken from- a three-page
story written by Jens
Nielsen of the Saskatoon
Star -Phoenix.
"Saskatoon Hilltops
captured the Canadian
Junior Football Cham-
pionship on Sunday with a
i; over Ottawa
ooners at Gordie Howe
Bowl in Saskatoon. The
Hilltops took control in
the opening quarter and
never allowed the
Eastern Representatives
to get back in the contest,
despite repeated at-
tempts in the third
quarter.
Paul Schoenhals, a
Phys. Ed teacher at a city
collegiate, took over the
head coaching reins five
years ago and has nur-
tured this squad to their
present triumph. For
Schoenhals, football has
taken up the better part
of his 37 years. He played
high sdhoor football • in
Clinton, Ont. before
moving West to
Saskatoon, where he
wore the Hilltop garb
during his junior career.
"He was a Hilltop
assistant coach in 1968
when they won the
National title and his
brother Mark was a
player during those
years. He spent two years
on the coaching staff with
the University of
Saskatchewan Huskies.
Since becoming head
coach of the Hilltops, his
task of rebuilding the
team to this day of glory
has not been an easy one.
"In many ways his
work is a 12 month thing,
its very time consuming.
Statistics show the team
has had their most
successful year since
1958, winning .14 straight
games, including
exhibition and play-off
contests.
"The question for the
Hilltop executive now is,
what about next year'
Prior to the start of this
season Schoenhals was
adamant about his in-
tentions of leaving the job
after this year. 'As of
right now I haven't
changed my mind,'
Schoenhals said. But
there is a twinkle in his
eye, when he mentions
that no previous coach
has ever guided the
Hilltops to two con-
secutive national crowns.
"Indeed, whether or
not Schoenhals does come
back, he has already left
his impact on the Hilltop
scene. Victories are nice,
championships are great,
but Paul's lasting in-
fluence will be on the
shaping of the young
players into adults. What
he has done with the
players has to be seen to
be appreciated. Win or
lose, the man is always
behind his players. His
toughest job is the annual
cuts he has to make...that
is the kind of man Paul
.-Schoenhals,isi.He is quite
a football coach - he is
also a fine human being."
Smile
Then there was the
centipede that put its best
foot forward and kicked
itself in the ankle.
spare (on a hot day) or
send me to fetch
something (on a cold
day). It's pretty
humilating. 'Have you got
any ideas. —signed Self -
Soaked
Dear S.S.:
I'd put more salt in my
diet, or wash more, or
keep changing
deodorants, or see a
doctor. Take your pick,
(N.B. I don't think the
salt one works, I've tried
it.)
Dear People:
I've got a problem, and
it's you! After putting up
with your gripes, groans
and neuroses for all this
time, I've picked up a few
of my own. I don't like to
hear "I've got a
problem...,", I gnash my
teeth when' I hear your
pet peeve, and I nearly
scream when I see the
dumb names, you use so
no-one will know who's
responsible for your
idiotic correspondence. I
need a break?—Insin-
cerely; Annie Slanders.
(N.B. Annie will be
back next week; please
keep sending your let-
ters; Ed.)
Ontario weather forecast:
drifting snow, icy patches and reduced visibility
during the Holiday Season.
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That's why you must be in good condition to drive
• under these conditions.
Winter driving, For drivers this is
the most dangerous season. Cort-
ditions change without warning.
The dry road you're on now can
quickly become treacherous at the
next bend in the road ...
ice patches, frost, sudden snow
squalls, even wet leaves create
unexpected hazards. But during
the Holiday Season these hazards
tend to increase.
Poor visibility combined with
heavy traffic throughout the
Holiday Season means you must
be in good condition t� drive
under these conditions. So must
your cat So keep it in good repair.
And keep yourself alert at all
times. If you drink, don't drive.
And always watch out for the
other drivers. Assume there's
trouble ahead even when condi-
tions look safe. Help make sure
you and your family will be here to
enjoy another great Ontario
Holiday Season.
James Snow,
Minister of Transportation
and Communications
R. Roy McMurtry,
Attorney General
Province of Ontario
William Davis, Premier
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CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, 19178-1).GE
Summerhill Ladies club
Twenty-five members
and two visitors gathered
at the home of Donna
Tyndall for the Christmas
meeting of the Sum-
merhill Ladies Club.
In the absence of
Sandra Westerhout, vice-
president Gladys Van
Egmond opened the
meeting with everyone
singing "Hark the Herald
Angels Sing". Phyllis
Tyndall read the minutes
and Lorna Ellis gave the
treasurer's report.
The ladies agreed to
send a donation to help
finance the Christmas
party for the Homebound
given at Huronview. A
goodly number of hobo
teas were held during the
month of November and
the money realized from
them was handed to the
treasurer.
A request for some
financial help from the
hall board to complete
the new ceiling in the hall
was approved by the
club. The men of the
community have com-
pleted the projectand it is
a big improvement.
Flowers for senior
members of the club will
be sent for Christmas and
a picture of the club
ladies will be given to
former members no
longer in the area.
The next meeting will
be at Jo Anne Salverda'S
home on January 10 at
2:30 p.m. Verna gib-
bings, Margaret Good
and Ruth Jenkins are in
charge of lunch and
program and the roll call
will be answered by a
New Year's Resolution.
Laura Forbes gave a
timely Christmas reading
entitled, No Room at the
Inn, and then conducted a
good mixer contest.
Donna Gibbings had a
card contest providing
lots of fun and laughter,
the winners being, Lucy
Ellis, Donna Tyndall,
Vera Gibbings and Jo
Anne Salverda.
Vera Gibbings gave a
reading and the roll call
was answered by the gift
exchange. Donna Gib-
bings won the raffle.
The lunch committee
served delicious refresh-
ments which concluded a
very enjoyable meeting.
Wesley -Willis
UCW hold party
All the ladies of the
Wesley -Willis
congregation were in-
vited to a Christmas
party December 6, held in
the church recreation
room.
A bountiful pot luck
supper was enjoyed,
followed by a special
meeting. Short reports
from the finance com-
mittee and the
corresponding secretary,
were heard. Ina Durst,
Visiting Convener,
reported 635 hospital
calls and 463 home calls.
Huronview folks were
visited several times and
the shut-ins will be
remembered at
Christmas.
The president, Kay
Wise, thanked all the
executive who worked so
willingly during the past
year. Ruth Bond brought
in the new slate of of-
ficers for 1979:
A skit and film, "How
Good Life Can Be" was
presented by Cleta
Holland, Florence Miller
and Irene Cantelon.
Cleta 'McGregor led in
the worship service,
while Daisy Holland read
a Christmas story and the
old carol "0 Come All Ye
Faithful" closed the
meeting.
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New location:
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for lasting Christmas gifts:
Typewriters, calculators,
filing cabinets, office furniture,
stationery and a large selection,
of pen sets.
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