The Exeter Times, 1886-12-2, Page 7FARM.
That Line Fence.
Old Farmer Smith canto hoine in a milt
From hie field the other day,
While ble ewt little wife, the pride of hie life,
M her wheel %mu spinning' away.
Arad ever and anon R gay little song
With the bun hor wheel kept tine;
And hie wrathful brow it clearing now,
Under her cheerful rhyme.
"COMO come, little Turk, put awaY your work,
And listen to what I 66y;
What can I do, but a quarrel brew
With the man across the way 1
"1 have built my fence, bat he won't commence
Te lay a single rail;
We calk get in and the feed gets thin -
1 am tempted to make aside 1"
" Why, John., dear, John, how you do go on 1
I'm afraid it will be as they say. '
"No, no, little wife, I heard that strife
In a lawyer's lmnds don't pay.
'
" 18 picklia flaw, to drive me to law—
aln toid tha he said he would—
And you knovi;,long ago, law wronged_me so,
Vowed that I'ver should.
So what can I do, that I will not rue
To the man across the way?'
" If that's what you want, I can help you haunt
Tlaat man with a scepter gray.
"Thirty dollars wiN do to oarry you through,
And then you have gained a neighbor,
It would oost you more to peep in the door
Of a court, and as mueh more labor.
"Just use your good sense—let's build him a fence
And shame bed acts out of the fellow."
They built up Ids part, and sent to his heart
Love's dart where the good thoughts mellow.
That very night, by the candle light,
They opened with Interest letter;
Not a word was there, but three greenbacks fair
Said—the man was growing better.
Timely Suggestions.
A little milk and meal will keep the calf
growing.
The beat butter is worked the least. Dough
may need kneading, but butter needs it not.
Sons and daughters are the most valuable
products of the farm. Treat them a accord-
ingly.
The influx of grain into the cities of
Minnesota and Dakota is so great as to cause
a blockade.
It is claimed that the world's supply of
wheat is shorter than the average, and that
prices will be higher.
Wash the work horses' necks with salt and
water morning and evening. It hardens the
skin and prevents galling.
The largest peach orchard in the world is
that of Mr. J. D. Cunningham, Orchard
Hill, Ga. It contains 84,000 trees and occu-
pies 790 acres.
In Europe farmers prefer to keep sheep
for wool on soils containing lime, as they
say on such soils the quality of wool is bet-
ter.
A ton of forest leaves on a garden in Au-
tumn to remain throughthe Winteris worth
much more than a ton of the best barnyard
manure.
The man whoiarrat anything to boast
of but his illustrions ancestors is like a potato
—the only good belonging to him is under-
ground.
The effect of stagnant water on cows is not
different from its effect on human beings—
malarial. It makes them feverish and causes
them to give unwholesome mint.
There is a strong favor growing for the
white breeds of poultry, as such fowls dress
well for market, the pin feathers not show-
ing as clearly as on black -plumaged birds.
A century plant at Auburn, N. Y., is thirty
feet high and the stem is six inches thick at
the base. It has tlitisky:two flowering branch-
es, with over five tbAisand buds and.flowers.
It is about sixty years old.
The eleven greatest daily states, New
York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Michi-
gan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa Minnesota,
Mizsouri and Kansas. had, as Iowa,
by the
last census, 7,524,643 cows used in dairying.
Better dispose of honey as it comes in at a
fair price, than wait for better market and
run all. sorts of risks of losing or injuring the
honey. Keeping the market full of old stock
does much to destroy the demand for any
kind of honey.
The number of fruit trees in California is
given as follows: Apple, 2,700,000; peach,
1,200.000; pear, 500,000; plum and prune,
600,000; cherry, 400,000; apricot, 400,000;
orange, 1,000,000; lime and lemon, 600,000.
It is estimated that there are 70,000 acres
of grapevines.
A gentleman writing from South Wales
to Mr. Gilchrist, Fishery Inspector, Port
Hope, says he has thoroughly acclimated
some wild rice, sent by that gentleman
from Canada and Mr. Gilchrist has a quan-
tity of highest grade seed now on hand.
His advertisement will be found on another
page.
W. P. Elliott, of Moberly, Mo., owns a and improvements are being constantly
Jersey cow not yet five years old, that made."
yielded 3224 pounds of milk in ninety days. 41—elemieliaa
Sixty days of that time three pints of the Millions In It.
whole milk was furnished a neighbor, Mr. A despatch from Tahleguah, Indian Terri-
Elliott's family using cream the whale time, tory, says that the greatest wild pigeon
the remainder was churned and produced roost in the United States is just now load
127 pounds of gilt-edged butter. ed about 20 miles north of there. The trees
No class of men are more in. debt to their covering a mile square of timberecl land are
wives for the success that comes to them literally as full as the limbs will bear at
than are farmers. The wife and the mother night -with these birds. Millions of pigeons
who has the courage to go out with the are there, and when they come in to roost
husband of her choice and commence the they make a noise like mighty thunder.
struggle of life with him on the prairie, or Birdmen say there are only, two flocks of
on a new farm, with but little capital ex. wild pigeons now in North America. This
cept of head and heart, is worthy to stand is the larger one. A great mantpeople are
by the Spartan women on whom the poets encamped around the roost engaged in trap.
have exhausted their words of praise. ping, netting, and killing thorn for shipment,
the thousands.
A farmer i t a dollar for a lightning po- New.Ivbicil.91ely 17.icirgh by
tota-bug killer., hieh he saw advertisedin a andothoe‘lacleisaint se States
St. Loitteis
8,p,,,
paper, and received by return mail two are renresented at this rc'essot. less note,
ndoead
blocks of wood, with directions printed on —
. ones the slayers get an average of $2 per
them as follows: "Take this block, which 100 ; for live ones the netters get $4 to $6
is No. 1, in the right hand; place the bug a hundred, as a great many of these are used
on No. 2, and press them together. Remove in the East and ordered for shooting
the bug and proceed as before." matches by sporting clubs. The nets are
The United States signal office offers to placed at some point where a bunch water,
send any farmer a hygrometer at cost ($7,)
&PPP 41"41,41A104tOR,
Europe liciabean Wit .4eagaed reeeritlar
beading ,Donath the crushing weight
0 lier.arinor.P Certainly, afa We 1,0o1 from
one le4nropean nation to the other, and bh-
fierYe'the military aomements which each of
them feels obliged to maintain, we may well
believe.the to. impue altiost toe di&
cult 'for the eeveral nations to support.
lilaeh nation awls in jealous array,
arnied to the teeth, in tho expectation or
fear of a conflict, in which it might have
to be the aggressor on the one hand, or, on
the other, to defend itself from assault.
A recent article gave the figures of the
German and Vrench itriTliee respectively, as
they stand on a peace and on a war footing.
It appears therefrom that it is possible for
each of these powers, in case of war, to put
an army of two arid a half million of drilled
soldiers into the field.
The armies Of the other great powere—
Russia, Austria-Hungary, Italy, and Great
Britain—are smaller, but, if not compared
with those a Germany and France, they
still appear colossal. Russia supports near-
ly eight hundred thousand soldiers in tixne
of peace, and could put two million three
hundred thousand into the field were hos:
tilities to break out.
Austria-Hungary has a peace armament
of about three hundred thousand men, and
a force of a little over a million for warlike
purposes. Italy keeps only about one hun-
dred and seventy thousand men with the
colors, although what is known as the "per
manent army" numbers more than seven
hundred thousand.
Great Britain provides for an army, ex -
elusive of the forces employed in India, of
one hundred and forty thousand officers
and men. If, however, Great Britain were
to be involved in war, her army could be
swelled by the reserves, militia and volun-
teers to a body of half a million of men.
Let us see what these huge armaments
cost. The total expenditure on all the
armies together of the six great powers—
Russia, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Italy,
France and Great Britain—is no less than
five hundred and fifty million dollars a year.
Of the powers,'Russia pays the most for her
soldiers, expending upon them one hundred
and sixty million dollars a year.
The French military establishment costs
the Republic one hundrecland fifteen million
dollars a year. Great Britain spends eighty-
eight million dollars for a similar purpose ;
Germany eighty-six million dollars; Austria-
Hungary, fifty million dollars; and Italy, a
little less than fifty million dollars.
None of these figures include the numbers
and cost of the navies of the powers, which
in Great Britain, Russia and France are very
large, and which for the six powers aggre-
gate more than one hundred and sixty mil-
lion dollars annually; nor the great outlays
of money annually made for the construction
of fortresses and other defences, cannon,
mortars, and other weapons of war, and mil-
itary roads.
It is thus that the nations of Europe have
to pay for their -nearness to each other;
their rival ambitions; the result • of their
historic feuds and jealousies ; and the col-
lision of their present interests.
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The Rifle of the Future.
Great things were expected of the new
arm when "Brown Bess" was mustered out
of the armies of Europe. Many good peo-
ple were horrified at the terrible slaughter
they thought would ensue, when, instead of
killing each other at 100 yards, armies
might present their leaden compliments to 1
each other at a thousand. Again, when
breech loaders took the place of muzzle '
loaders there were those who thought that '
the loss of life on the battlefield would be
greatly increased. But such has not been
the case. In fact, it has been demonstrated
that the per centage of loss of life in war to-
day is less than it was a century ago. Now
an army may be defeated• by being outman-
ceuvered, and that possibly without firing a
shot. Every improvement in firearms tends
to make war more expensive and, therefore,
less ikely to be entered upon. Military
men have seen for some time that terrible
as the breech loader is, its day is done.
The coming arm is to be a repeater.
Hitherto the objections to the repeating
rifle as an arm for our troops have been its
weight and complexity. These, however,
have been greatly reduced. Germany is the
first European nation to adopt the repeater.
She is now making from 2000 to 3000 per
week. It is heavier than the old service
arm and will prove a severe strain on the
soldier. Col. Arbuthnot, chief of the Govern-
ment Small Armsfactory atEnfield, in speak-
ing of the proposed new rifle for the British
army, said : "The great point we are
striving at here in Enfield, and the one
which has engaged most of our time, is to
modify the trajectory so that it will enable
aiming without, or almost without, sights.
I believe our new weapon will be the best
single -shooting rifle producible, but it has
not yet reached beyond the experimenting
stage. • Our committee of experts sits daily,
with & pamphlet containing directions for
its use. Any one who studies it carefully
and uses it intelligently will be able to get
early information as to frosts. The garden-
er or vine dresser, Warned in time, may
save a valuable crop: Could not our own
meteorological office in Toronto do some-
thing of the same kind?
Improvenient of Others.
NO one is able wisely to correct a fault,
either in himself or in others, unless he has
a fair conception of the virtue which has
been tranagressed. It is by raising and
purifying their ideas of truthfulness that ated cunt untrue proportions, and renders
'men learn how to regard deceit and what ! them wholly unable to cope with it • if they
weapons to use against it. It is by uphold- were more occupied with the right, the
ing the charaeter of honesty that they cart good, and the beatitiful, however, they
truly battle against fraud. It is by elevat- wonld be in a calmer and happier frame of
ing their notions of benevolence that they mind, and would be far better fitted to rem.
combat selfishness. It is by contemplating edy the evils they vainly deplore. In look -
man as he should be, and becoming familiar ing down upon and lamenting the dust at
a,nd sometimes as many as forty dozen are
caught in one fly of the net. This makes
several years in succession these birds have
come to this place to roost, after nesting
and summering away up among the lakes
of Minnesota and adjoining country. A
great many Indians are making from $2 to
$3 a day in the pigeon business, while the
specidators and shippers from the cities
are making from $20 to $25 daily when they
have anything like luck.
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Surrounding Evils.
If people fix their attention upon what is
wrong, it looms up before them in exager-
YOUNG FOLKS.
Two Birds With 011P. Otelle
Bente had tt, very had habit. She loonk?
eat the jinn off the top of her bread, instead
of biting clear through—breed, jam and all.
And every day this habit grow upon bor.
Per you know, bad habits do grew, , and
very fast sometimes, too ; j1let as iast as
liollyhooka in summer, or toad-atoele in
winter.
And the faster they grow, and the bigger'
they get, the worse it is for the person who
has the habit, and the better it is for the
habit that has the person.
When Rollie first got into her bad hs,bit,
she was visiting her grandmother in the
country.
And her grandmother had such a wonder-
fully good-natured hired girl ia the kitchen
that she would always spread Renie's bread
over again for her with more jam, no matter
if Rennie mime running back as many as five
or six times for every piece of bread.
Renie stayed in the country about three
weeks, and of course she ate a good many
pieces of bread and jam in that time. But
the bread and jam Pm, talking about is what
she ate between meals, for at regular meal-
time she preferred other food.
She had, let us say, five pieces of bread a
day ; two between breakfast and dinner,
two between dinner and supper, and one
piece at last after supper.
And they were all spread, I'll say four
times a pieue, so as to be sure and not exag-
gerate, though I really do think that good-
natured hired girl frequently spread them
more times than that.
Now as one piece of bread spread four
tinies is equal to four spreads, five pieces of
bread spread four times is equal to five times
four spreads, equal to twenty spreads. Just
think 1 Fifteen more spreads of jam a day
than she ought to have had
And of course in three whole weeks of
time—but I did not start out to make you
get the headache over a question in mental
arithmetic, so all I'll ask of you is to just
consider for one moment what a monstrous
habit that jam -off -the -top -eating habit of
Renie's must have grown to be in the three
weeks' time that she spent at her grand-
mother's !
Her mamma was shocked enough when
she found it out, and no wonder.
For by the time Renie got home, the habit
had taken such deep root, and become such
a regular thing, that Renie herself was hard-
ly conscious of it. She would eat the jam
off her bread, and leave the bread without
eating it, just as you would eat the mashed
potato off from your plate, and leave the
plate without eating it.
So her mamma set out right away to cure
her, but she found it was not such a very
easy thing to do.
For habits are hard things to cure, especi-
ally such a big one as this one was.
She gave Renie some bread and jam one
morning, at half -past ten, and she said,
"Now, Renie, if you eat the jam off the
top, I shall put no more on for you. You'll
have to eat the dry bread, or go without till
dinner -time. :Do you hear ?"•
Renie said, "Yes, ma'am," and ran out
to the gate with the slice in her hand, and
then, in about one minute, she—ate the jam
offthe top. And don't you think ! She
didn't know she was doing it until the jam
gave out. She was so used to doing that
way She started to run straight in, as
usual, to get her bread speed again, and
then she remembered that there was no
good-natured hired girl in her mamma's
kitchen. Only just a firm, solemn -looking
mamma, and a dreadful cross John China-
man
So she laid the slice of bread on the fence,
and left it there. .And the next day she
did the !same thing over again, and the next
day, and the next day, and the next day,
and the next day.
The fifth day her mamma was out in the
yard, when she saw the five slices of bread
lying all in a row on the fence. She felt
very much provoked, and she saw that her
little daughter was not cured yet, by any
means, of the jam -off -the -top -eating habit.
So she said, "Renie, you need not ask
me for any bread and jam after this to eat
between meals, for I shall not give you
any. I see you don't really need anything
to eat between meals, anyway, or you
would have eaten this bread. I will cure
you of two bad habits at once; eating be-
tween meals, and eating the jam off the
top.. It will be killing two birds with one
stone, you see."
And so Renie got cured She could not
help being cured, could she, with no jam to
cut off from the bread, and no bread to eat
the jam off from ?
But I think she was a lucky girl that she
had a mamma to cure her of her bad hiibits,
for I'm really afraid she never would have
cured herself.
Exercises for Articulation.
At the close of a session at a Virginia nor-
mal school, the principal called for such
examples in difficult articulation to be hand-
ed in as the pupils could find or remember.
Of course the result embodied all the old
familiar verbal tangles, but some were
brought out which were not so familiar, and
the collection makes a rather comical budget
of phrases :
" Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts."
"Of all the saws I ever saw, I never saw
a saw saw as this saw saws.
" Thou wreath'd'st and muzzl'd'st the far-
fetched ox, and imprison'd'st him iu the
volcanic Mexican mountain of Popoeittapet1
in Cotopaxi."
" When a' twisier, a -twisting, would twist him a
twist,
For twisting a twist, three twists will be twist ;
But if one of the twists untwists from the twist,
The twist thus untwisting untwisteth the twist."
" Robert Rowley rolled a round roll
round ; a round roll Robert Rowley rolled
round. Whore rolled the round roll Robert
Rowly rolled round ?"
" Theophilus Thistle, the successful
thistle -sifter, in sifting a sieveful of unsiftecl
thistles, thrust three thousand thistles
through the thick of his thumb. If, then,
Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle -
sifter, in sifting a sieveful of unsifted
thistles, thrust three thousand thistles
through the thick of his thumb, see that
thou, in sifting a sieveful of nnsifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through
the thick of thy thumb." ,
" Villy vite and vife vent on a voyage to
Vest Vindsor and Vest 'Windham Von Vit.
sun Vednesday."
" Bandy-legged Rorechio Mustaohio
WhiskeriftisciuS, the bold but brave Bona-
bardine of Bagdad, helped Abormilique
Bluelieard, Bashaat, of Babelnia,ndeb, to
beat down an abonlinable bumble of Btu -
thaw."
"1 saw rasatt aissieg,Kate
The fact is, ,we all three saw;
Per I saw Egan, he saWine,
And she saw I saw Egan."
INTERIM* ITEMS.
Work has begun on the permanent Menu..
,rnent (Arar the tetra) of Viet0 Einmannel.in
the Pantheon at Rome.
' Astronoiners tell us in their own simple,
intelligible way that the gradual lengthening
'pf the days IS due to the 4' ohlionity Of the
eliptie of the terrestrial horizon." This
ought to act at ret the foolish idea that the
dap are longer because the sun rises earlier
and sets later.
It is said that General Jackson,. of Tennes-
see, who aid $20,000 for Irognois at the eel°
of Pierre rillard's thoroughbreds the other
day, didn't want the noble animal, but put
in the bid in order to prevent the Derby
winner from going over to England, the next
highest bid having been made by an English
re presentative.
A newspaper man in Minneapolis one
day caught it young woman as she was fall-
ing in the street. A few days after he met
her at the house of a friend, and they were
introduced. A few months after he asked her
to marry him, and she said "yes." A few
hours after they were married, and not
until then, he learned that she was worth
$75,000
A new alloy is announced which is espe-
cially adapted to various important uses in
the arta. It melts at the low temperature of
116 degrees Fahrenheit, the temperature of
moderately hot water, and considerably be-
low that at which the magic spoons of long
ago melted in a cup of tea. Its composition
is : Bismuth, 48; cadmium, 13 ; lead, 19 ;
tin, 20 ; and it is said the alloy will with-
stand quite a severe pressure.
A great many people do not succeed be-
cause they are afraid of making blunders.
They are by far too cautious and pay no at-
tention to the old saying "Nothing ven-
ture nothing win." It is only through fail-
ure that we ultimately attain success and
our mist es if rightly interpreted, sup-
ply the stepping stones by which we rise to
higher things.
We learn much through our errors that
would otherwise be a sealed book to us.
The man who hesitates through fear of the
laughter of his fellows in case of failure
must content himself with the outside of
the track. If Disraeli ha.d been frightened
by the failure of his maiden speech in Par-
liament we would never have had a Lord
Beaconsfield.
A shipment of cattle was made the other
day from Maple Creek over the C. P. R.,
by a firm from south of the Missouri River.
Several ranchers in Montana are talking of
removing to Canadian territory, thereby
saving the duty they have to pay on every
horse brought into the territory. A Mr.
Thebo from the Sun River has been looking
up a suitable location in the Cypress hills.
Several theories have been advanced why
people are generally right-handed, but with
what reason scientists have never taken the
trouble to demonstrate. Whatever the
cause may be, those who, in youth, have
trained themselves to using the left hand,
experience no difficulty or inconvenience.
When a child is sinistrously ' inclined and
takes to*using the left hand by such natural
inclination, it is not because of any malfor-
mation or displacement of the heart or
brains, it is all a matter of training.
To judge from the advertisements of
certain Western railroads, no sensible man
would think of making a home for himself
anywhere but in some part of Uncle Sam's
western paradise. Strange to say, however,
there are some sensible farmers north of the
International boundary who are quite satis-
fied to stop where they are and trust to
their newspapers for an idea Of what cy-
dones, and other interesting atmospheric
phenomenon are like in the land of promise.
For instance it would require a particularly
smart land agent to induce the farmers in
the neighborhood of Edmonton to pull up
their stakes and steer southward, if one may
judge from the display at the Edmonton
Agricultural Show. They had on Exhibi-
tion, cabbages, 4 ft. 1 in. in circumference,
cauliflower, 3ft. 1-.1 in. ; pumpkins (perfectly
ripe), 4 ft. 1 in. ; turnips, 2 ft. 4 in (weigh
ing 23 lbs.) ; squash, 41 t. 3 in. ; vegetable
marrow, 2 ft. 1 in. by 3 ft. 7 in. ; beets, 1
ft. 8 in. ; potatoes, 1 ft. by 1 ft. 8 in. ;
white onions, 1 ft. 2 in. ; red onions, 1 ft.
14 in. ; celery, 3 ft. 241 in. in length ; par.
snips, 3 ft. 7 in. ; and beets, 1 ft. 41 in.
The Candidate.
"Father, who travels the road so late ?"
" Hush, my child, 'tis the candidate :
Fit example of human woes—
Early he comes and late he goes.
He greets the women with courtly grace,
He kisses the baby's dirty face,
Ile calls to the fence the farmer at work,
He bores the merchant, he bores the clerk,
The blacasmith, while his anvil rings •
Be greets, and this is the song be sings :
"Howdy, howdy, howdy -do?
How is your wife, and how are you?
Ah I it fits my fist as no other can,
The horny hand of the working man."
" Husband, who is that man at the gate r
" Hush, my love, 'tis the candidate."
" Husband, why can't he work like you?"
" Hy dear, whenever a man is down,
No ca.sh at home, no credit in town;
Too stupid to preach and too proud to beg,
Too timid to rob and too lazy to dig,
Then over his horse his legs he flings,.
And to the dear people this song he sings :
" Howdy, howdy, howdy -do?
How is your wife, and how are you
Ah I it fits my fist as no other can,
The horny hand of the workirg man."
Brothers, who labor early and late,
Ask these things of the candidate :
What's his record? how does he stand
At home, no matter about his hand.
Be it hard or soft, so it be not prone
To close over money not his own.
Has he in view no thieving plan?
Is he honest and capable ?—he is our man.
Cheer such a one till the welkin rings,
Join in the chorus when thus he sings :
"Howdy, howdy, howdy -do?
How is your wife, and how are yon?
All 1 it fits my fist as no other can,
The horny band of the working man."
Capital Punishment by Electricity.
There is now being exhibited at Leipsic
an apparatus for putting criminals to death
by electricity. So long as it is found neces-
sary to retain capital punishment on our
statute books it may well be that the elec-
tric method is the most merciful and least
repulsive process that could be devised for
carrying the sentence into effect, But if
such means are ever adopted in this country
the details will certainly be carried out in
the theatrical manner which cointriends
itself to the Leipsic amateur, In this ap-
paratus, behind the chair of which the con.
demned man is to take his seat—and by
means of which, as we need not explain in
hit body is placed in circuit with a
Rowerful coil --there stands it conventional
figure of Justice with bandaged eyes, hold-
ing the balance in her left hand and the
sword in her right. The eriminal having
taken his seat, the proper functionar3r is
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some neminica101e iterles , Trim,
Oleo, Haire frieli Veth.g. '
Travellers have toa many strange tale
about new countries they have vierted. A
'greet many wonderful „yarns have been
Spun by sailors and tot/Clem who are Often
too ignorant to tell the truth &bent what
they see even if they .can reit the tenIPts,
don to tell a_goed story at the expense of
aecuraey. Here is a striking instance of
/mon by an ignorant and an intelligent man
the differenc.e that may occur in the accounts
of the same thing.
Capt. Lancaster, many years ago, told of
is wonderful plant he found on the sea sands
of
an island in the East Indies. He said
he found the shore covered with small
twigs growing up like young trees. When
he tried to pull them up he was astonished
to find that they shrank down to the ground
and even. sank out of sight unless he held on
very hard. In the course of time Mr.
Darwin examined the wonderful products
of nature which Capt. Lancaster had dis-
covered. He found that the supposed plant
did not belong to the vegetable kingdom
but was a species of the animals known as
zoophytes or seapens. "At low water,"
he wrote, hundreds of these zoophytes
might be seen projecting like stubble.
When touched orpulled they cuddenly drew
themselves in with for8e, so as nearly or
quite to disappear."
Besides the travellers who wilfully or
ignorantly distort facts there are not a few
who could journey around the world with-
out being able to tell ranch worth hearing
of their travels. A while ago a man who
had travelled a good deal in the Western
Pacific was asked to describe the Solomon
Islands. All he could say was that the
water there was very blue, that the bathing
was excellent, and that he saw many lovely
sites for villa residences, It was learned
that he had long been an estate agent in Mel-
bourne.
Mr. Romilly says that a few years ago a
traveller who was addressing an audience in
England which included many scientific men
solemnly assured them that the natives of
New 'Britian mended broken legs by insert-
ing a piece of tortoise shell into the bone.
The shell was neatly fitted into a groove
that was cut in the bone, and the ends of
the broken bone were in this manner kept
together. His hearers never thought of
questioning his veracity when he surprised
them further by asserting that the science of
dentistry was far advanced in New Britain.
He said the natives made beautiful teeth of
mother of pearl, which they attached to the
jaw by fine threads of sinnet. Later visit-
ors to New Britain have failed to find any
evidence of these accomplishments.
One of the funniest stories that ever gain-
ed wide circulation was that about the bone -
eating trees of the Louisiade archipelago.
The story ran that during the night the
branches of these trees bent to the ground,
and that the leaves, like those of the fly.
catching plants, closed about all bits of bone
or flesh that they happened to touch. Be-
fore morning all traces of the bones and
meat entirely disappeared, the trees having
completely assimilated them. The natives
worshipped them as deities, and placed of-
ferings of bone and flesh near them to ap-
pease their appetites. This story was doubt-
less derived from the fact that many of the
Pacific islanders place thousands of bones in
the crotches of trees, and in the process of
growth many of these become imbedded in
the wood, like the horseshoe which has long
been on exhibition in a New York street
window.
The imaginative element is largely devel-
oped in most savages, and they are always
happy to entertain their white visitors with
wonderful stories, some of which are after-
ward repeated in civilized lands as solemn
facts. There are many. sailors who believe
to this day that there is a tribe in central
New Guinea which is adorned with tails.
Some of the natives of the southeast coast
" Resolved, Dat dis club protest again sich
are willing to swear by all their gods that
distinction an indulges in de hope dat it
they have seen men from the interior of
whose anatomy tails are a natural and high -
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W110111 I helt knowed fur a dozen y'arls as a4,
40404t, upright, hard-worldng citizen. He
anifin ltiendwtootilaidie sweWe htiesnbcloerotisvitod V,71)4i4lderbotn.,
Dat'' has hin tie time in de •last fox or Saban
Y'.13,1.8 did I wouldn't hey 1.3in glad to lend
bun anything I had or to On? at undnight
to de him A favor. De odder day he was
put up as a eandydate fur someeinall office.
If it had bin on my tieket it would hey bin
all right, but it was on de opposishun, As
it coneequence I Lev bin gout aroun' eallhe
him a liar an' a hem -thief, wa,rnin' my
friends dat if he am leeted dis kentrY am
gwine straight to ruin at once. I wouldn't
lend him my ex or shovel to save his neck,
an' hev snapishuns dat he beats his
wife an' starves his children.
"In ray feelins I am exactly like de rest
of you. De candydates on my ticket are all
right; de candyclates on de odder am all
wrong. Serieusly, my frens, what fules we
make of ourselves pollyticks. We work
longside of a man fur a y'ar—naybur wid.
his family—like his principles—admit his
worth—stand ready to fight fur him, if
necessary, but all of a sudden it comes out
dat he are put lip fur office. He am put up,
probably, fur de werry merits we hev dis-
kivered an praised, but dat settles us, 'We
am ready to abuse him high an' low, an' to
stoop to de basest trickery an' dishonesty—.
to defeat him.
"Simple cases kin be seen all around us
to -day. A man may differ avid as on poetry,
religun, an' all else but pollyticks. De
werry minit he can't go our oandydates his
goose am cooked. We say to ourselves
when de campaign opens; Let us hope
dat boaf parties will bring out deir werry
best men. What we want am honesty an
respectability in official posishuns." Good
men are hunted out an' prevailed upon to
come to de front, an' den onoparty square
off to frow mud at one set, an' de odder
party square off to beslime de odder set.
Men who hev lived fifty years of honest, up-
right lives am dragged frew de mud by loaf-
ers only six months out of Stait Prison, an'
we stand ready to punch de head of our
best friend in case he can't agree wid us.
.Ain it any wonder dat American politics am
a cess pool, an' dat .Americans elected to re-
present counties, districts, States an' de
gov'ment am looked upon wid suspishun by
de world at large.
"I want to say to:each an' ebery one of
you dat de bigotry of pollyticks am de dis-
grace of the present generashun. A party
must hey monumental cheek to argy dat it
includes all de honest men in its ranks! A
man must be leetle less dan is fool who rea-
sons dat his way of thinkin' must guide all
his friends An' yit, dat am de wevailin'
idea of to -day, an' good men am being slan-
dered au' lied about an' dragged frew de
mire simply bekase dey differ wid us on
whether de gov'ment should pull on its right
or its left bute first!
"1 has heard some of dis talk around dis
hall. I don't want to h'ar any mo' of it.
Work fur whom you please an' vote fur
whom you will, but doan' be idiot enough
to ascribe to one all de varchews an' to
charge de odder wid all the crimes on airth.
We am all heal]. wid de same interests at
heart—all luvin' our kentry an' all anxious
to put her ahead. If we differ in our theory
of how it should be done it am bekase no two
men kin agree on de best way to git a baril
o cider down cellar."
OUT OE ORDER.
The Rev. Penstock sent to the Secretary's
desk the following preamble and resolution:
" Whereas, Sartin newspapers am in de
habit of makin' a distinction in color when
a man am arrested, as "John Doe, a col-
ered man, was arrested last night for'—and
so forth, and
" Whereas, Dis distinction am a relic of
barbarianism an' unworthy of de age, now
darfore
will soon be abandoned."
ly ornamental feature. The sailors think At the President's request it was read a
second time, and then he arose and said:
they ought to know. Jack Tar has also cir-
culated that other interesting yarn from New "Brudder Penstock, I shall hev to declar'
Guinea to the effect that some of the natives
bore holes through their left hands to fire
arrows through them.
Newspaper editea.s as well as statesmen
sometimes make curious blunders on account
of their limited acquaintance with out-of-
the-way parts of the world. A while ago
some Englishmen were killed in one of the
New Hebrides islands. An Australian news-
paper, in a burst of indignation, advised
that a gunboat lying in the harbor be sent
to draw a cordon around the island, drive
all the natives into the interior, and there
exterminate them. The gunboat force avail-
able for this purpose was sixty men. The
island happens to be forty miles long and
ten miles wide. A mountain range about
4,000 feet high runs through it, and it has
a fighting force of at least 1,000 men. If
the sixty Australians had tried to fonn the
proposed cordon they would probably have
made a bad mess of it.
A Young Wife's Views.
I think my husband ought to do
Exactly as I want him to,
Especially where ieconcerns
The money that for me he earns.
If he and I are one, why do
As if we were, and must he, two?
For if our interests combine,
What'er is his is also mine.
I hate to ask him every day
For little sums, and have him say,
"My dear, where has that dollar gone
I gave you only yestermorn?"
'Tis strange indeed how in his eyes
A sum will swell and swell in 8174
When once persuaded to resign
It from his pocket -book to mine.
He lets me run up heavy bills
At two big stores, and thus fulfills,
He thinks, his duties unto me;
13ut with him do not agree.
I like to go from store to store
(As bees the fragrant buds explore),
And take from each whatever suits
In bonnet, mantle, gloves, or boots.
I think it "common drawer" would prove
A means to strengthen faith and love;
Or better still 'Would be were he
TO bring his money al/ to ane;
And safer. Then, too, he might learn
To ask it little in his turn,
And have a chance as well to set
How rodrg generous I would be 1"
Just as Mamma Does.
Little Florence was 6 years old and her
brother Willie two years younger. One
evening their mamma wished them to go to
bed, and knowing the little girl's fondness
for playing mamma, she said :
" Come now children, I haven't had time
yet to look over the morning paper. Volt
run right up to bed now and let mamma
read, Florence, yon can lay mamma and
supposed to read. over the record of his put your little brother to ed just as I do,
crimes and. the sentence c3f the laNsik This yott know."
ceremony completed, he folds un the docu- "Alt wight," Said Florence, sitting down
with the conception§ that we arriVe at the their feet they forget to look tipWar s, The Roman tmpire declined and fell. In ; merit and places it in the scale pan, the and taking up is payer in imitation of het
truest conclusions concerning what he is and and so do not see the glory of the sun over. this respect if differs from a than. If he de. arm W
of the ant% ed descencloses the mamma ; " vnght up to bed, winte, r
hew he May be improved. 'head and illuminating all around them, clines, he won't fall, • circuit and all is over, want to weed the morning paper,"
de resolushun outer order."
"Fur what reason, sah ?"
"Fur de reason dat no vital ishue am at
stake, an' bekase your pint am not well
tooken. De fack of distinction of color am
a pint in our favor. So many pussons am
bein' arrested an' held up in de papers dat if
de term cull'ed' was not used now an' den
de hull caboodle would be supposed to be-
long to our race."
"1 shall appeal from de decishun of de
ch'ar," firmly replied Penstock.
" Werry well. De Seckretary will call
de roll on de appeal."
This was done, and there were only three
votes to sustain it. A vote was then taken
on the resolution, and it received only two
votes. Brother Penstock sat downvery hard,
and during the rest of the meeting employ-
ed his time in reading a patent medicine
circular.
THAN'XS.
A communication from Halifax contained
the information that a new schooner just
launched there had been named "Brother
Gardner" in honor of the President of the
Lime -Kiln Club. The Secretary was in-
structed to return the thanks of the club in
carmine ink, and to forward by the same
mail a horse -chestnut, which Brother Gard-
ner has carried in his pocket for the last
fifteen years for luck.
rr WILL HAVE TO GO.
The committee of civil engineers appoint-
ed to make a survey of the stove and report
its exact condition, now reported through
its Chairman that they had discovered the
following injuries :
Loss of two legs and a compound fracture
of a third.
Two crevasses extending the entire length
of the base, in an erratic manner.
One door hinge carried away by a torna-
do, the hearth broken in three places, and
the door very muck demoralized by a colli-
sion.
The port side cracked in five places a,ncl.
starboard in six, while the stern had been
badly wrenched by getting aground. In
their opinion Paradise Hall was in danger of
being destroyed every time a fire was start-
ed in the stove. The committee was dis-
missed from further consideration on the
subject, and Trustee Pullback and Whale-
bone Howker were appointed a new com-
mittee to look around and. repOrt prices oil
another stove.'
Samind Shin moved that they be instruc.
ted to buy one with an angel in bronze on
She top, and that it should not be less than
four -horse power, but he was promptlyor-
dered down and fined $400, and the com-
mittee was left to use its own discretion.
Reports from the librarian and keeper of
tho minima were then submitted, and they
meeting adjourned, The person who stole
Sir Isaac Walpole's horn-handlad tnribrella
was appealed to comeforward and give it
up anti oitar away the dark mystery oflo
Shrouding, the affair, but he didn't come
worth it cent:
The crusade against pool•selling is said to
be a "rade" prejudiCe.