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YOUNG FOLKS.
Bottle&
Oue day late in the fall, when the cold
weather was beginning to come, the sitting.
room door flew open In a way that made
mamma wonder if somehow a lively little
breeze hadn't got into the house.
Sure enough 1 But the breeze had blue
eyes and rosy cheeks and ily.away curls,
and. it answered to the mune of Ave.
"What is wanted now, dear ?" asked
mamma, with a smile.
"0 mamma 1" the little girl panted forth,
breathlessly, "Mr. Fellows will buy bot-
tles, little one and big ones, mamma, and
give a cent apiece, and weft I pick up all
I can, and you get me some out of the med.
'cine closet, you know, 'cause there's such
a many there? and I'll WA$11 'OM Out aud
sell 'em, and get e whole lot of money,—
and--and—end give some to Verxiie
Dyer to get a new pair of shoes, if you will,
mamma, 'cause hers are so old, you know.
Please, please, mamma !"
Mamma laughed, and thought a minute.
I don't believe she could say no to the wee
maid, with the bright, eager face and little
fluttering hands. At any rate, she diclaft.
"1 don't care," she said. "Find all the
empty vials yon have a mind to, deer. Only,
if you break one, don't out your fingers
with the glass."
"Oh yes'm, I won't,." cried AVM. .yvvill
you look in the med'etne,closet, mamma ?"
"There are no empty bottles there, I
think," said mamma.
'Ava, gave a little sigh. She wasn't gait°
satisfied.
"But there are lots with only a teeny-
tonty. mite in," said she. "Couldn't you
And then mamma langhed in earnest, at
the idea of mixing the liniment e and cough -
balsams.
"1 don'tbelieve I could," said she. "Run
away, dear. I guess you'll find plenty of
And so she did. Her bright eyes went
spying into every nook and corneti Up iu
the shed -chamber she found a whole salt-
box full ! Then what a jubilee there was !
"1 counted 'em, and there's thirty-three !"
Ave cried, skipping in to tell mamma about
it. "And maybe, if I wash 'em oleaner
than any, Mr. Fellows will give me more
than a cent apiece, and Pll give Vernie Dyer
half to buy her shoes, and then I'll buy a
locket like auntie's, only littler, and a book
for you, mamma, and some candy, and—can
I go this afternoon to sell 'em, mamma?'
ru see," said mamma, and that was as
good as yes any time.
But Ave didn't go to sell her little stock
of bottles that afternoon, for right away
after dinner Milly Dixon came to play with
her.
"I can stay two hours," said Milly.
Two hours seemed a ince long time, and
the little friends paid visits and had tea-
parties till they were tired of such fun.
Thbn they put on their hoods and went out-
doors and Milly found an old oil -can.
" out-
doors,
let's fill this with water and play
'twas kerosene oil," said she, "and play fill
lamps."
" Oh, so we will I" cried Ave.; "and
have my bottles for lamps! Won't that be
fun ?"
So they worked away, filling the bottles
with water and putting them on a shingle-
, shelf, until it came time for Milly to go
home. And, because the little folks teased
so hard, mamma said Ave. might go with
her and stay "just a little while."
That was how it happened that the bot-
tles were forgotten. Ava's ideas of a little
while were very large ideas indeed; and it
was beginning to grow dark when she got
home, and tea, was almost ready, and Mary
was filling cranberry tarts, and needed a
good deal of watching.
And after tea it was quite dark and Ave.'s
bedtime, besides.
But next morning—Oh dear! Can't you
guess what happened when Ave. ran out
with her little basket to empty her bottles
and pack them. Don't you know, without
my telling it, that all of those poor little
lamps --every single one—had cracked and
shivered and broken, and that when AVO,
took them in her warm little hands they
fell in pieces, leaving only bottlea;haped
bits of ice'
In a moment of time a curly, golden head
was buried in menune's lap.
"0 mainma I mamma, 1" sobbed Ave,
"Jack Frost has broken all my bottles,
don't you blieve ! all my b.bottlee, mamma,
every one 1"
And marnina, When she hearci all about
it, didn't tell Ava she ought to have known
better, or that her little while at Milly'
house should have been suoh a long one.
She said,—
"Never mind, dear; I think we can find
more.
And then then she took the drooping, tearful
little maid on her lap, and gave her her
very first lesson in natural philosophy.
Religion of Gypsies.
Of religion, sad to say, the gypsies have
little or none, as we know it. They have
not learned and they cannot learn. Some
notable exceptions there are who teach
their children the Lord's Prayer, which is
translated into their language, and allow
them to attend Sunday -school when they
are sometime in the neighborhood, of one.
But they have a rooted objection to
churches, and some of them lay a curee on
their children if they break the promise
they extort from them on their death -beds
that they will flea bury them in a church-
yard. In common with all savage, uncivil-
ized nations, they speak of and know a
Great Spirit, to whom they look up and
whom they try to propitiate, but the idea
of him is so overlaid with superstition, with
a belief in lesser powers, fairies, brownies,
kelpies, omens, that even this vague wor-
ship is inccenplete. They resent intrusion,
but at the same time have mot the advance
of Christian teachers with a gracious and
dignified, if somewhat condescending, man-
ner. They have no ambition, for they have
never striven to rise; and, strange to say,
any special talent or cleverness among them
has been found on the female side. AS a
rule, the women are Inc quicker in intellect
than the men. They have made money,
Come of them, blit the only mauler in which
we know it to have been spent is in silken
coverlets for eome of the low divans in the
tents oaths queen; in silver jugs in which
they fetched milk from the neighbouring
farm ; in gay dresses ; in jewels, coins, and
amaleta, which they sport at fairs and
races, or, at S01110 of their evening gather -
logs.
There are numerous Masonie lodges in
France composed exclusively of womem
They have ad] the fenny features ancl cer-
emelt), s.
The Salvation Army in Portland, Ore,
held service in the jail there on a recent
Sunday, the leader told such a startling
story of his wickedness before he joined
the Army, thet, after the performance was
over, one of the convicts said : "Tho lamp
can now be extinguielied ; the vileet sinter
ha e returned."
TER LIME -KILN OTIML.
'Ai ll Pardon Johneon in de hall this
eavenin''" asked the President, as he turned
his gaze toward the stove, behind which Par-
don le sure to be seated, if the thermouieter
marks leas than eighty degrees above.
"Yee, sah."
‘4 Den please step dis way until I epolte a
few words wid you. Pardon, I understand
dat you am studyin' to be a doctaha
" Yes sale"
"Dat's good news, an' Ize persenally glad
on't. Dey am sartin things about the dOO-
tah which you should allos keep in
view. In de fust place, look adignified an'
act wise. Many dialban who doan' know
'null to come in when it rains has kept de
facie from de public by lookin' as if he knew
all dat had happened in dis world eber since
de fust sun rose an' sot."
" Yes ah,"e
"11 you am called in a case, an' you find
you doan' know whoder de pueson has got
smallpox or de measles, doan' gin yerself
away too quickly, Gin de case a few days
to develop, an' it will turn out to be elle or
de odder. Arter it turns yeti want to re-
mark dat you war' suah of it fum de fast."
I understands."
" Neber gin up a case. De dootah who ad-
mits (let he can't do a pashient any good
loses preatige ; de doetah who hangs by till
de patient goes under .ground kin say dat no-
body could hev saved him."
"I was intendin' to say dat, stein)/
"Keep your prescriptions an awful secret,
Pardon. If you shall tell a sick man dot
you have given him a Dover's powder or,
some Peruvian bark he would neber get
well. Your only safety ain in deceivin' your
pashients. If de medicine works all right
dey veiligit well and praise your skill; if it
works de odder way deundertaker an' sex-
ton will hide de fack under ground."
Dat's what I'm calkerlatin' on."
"In case some odder doctith should so fur
forgit hisself. Pardon, as to order morphine
in place of quinine'au' de pashient didn't
happen to detect de difference, an' death re-
sulted, dean' go back on de perfeshun. If
you can't help him lay it on, de druggist, you
may spread de ides,h dat some one of de
family changed de powders to profit by his
death, ozayou kin boldly sw'ar' dat morphine
am quinine. If de right kind of a coroner
has de job his jury will bring de cloctah out
wid flyin' colors."
"Dat am my programmy, sah."
" An', lastly, Pardon, enter into partner-
ship wid some druggist as soon as you make
your start. People who am foolish 'nuff to
fall sick mus' expect to pay well fur dela
medicines. De -hundred per cent..profit
which de druggist calkerlates on kin list as
well be made a hundred an' forty, an' de
extra goes to you. An' some more lastly,
doan' hev nuffin to do wid patent medi-
cines. ' If a pashient of yours has a bruise
dean' permit him to buy his salve or lini-
ment off de shelf. You kin git two dollars
fur writin' him out a prescripshun fur de
werry same thing."
"1 learned dat de werry first week, sa,h."
"Exactly. Ize glad to see you hev tumbl-
ed to all de little racket, an' on behalf of
dis club Ibid you good speed an' promise dat
arter six months' study you•kin go folhinto
de wide world an' help to slay an' kill in de
utmossa cowidence."
AN OPINION WANTED.
The Secretary announced the following
communication from Birmingham, Ala.:
"I do not remember that Brother Gard-
ner hat; yet expressed himself on the question
of the tariff. Is he for free trade or protec-
tion ? Before we 'make application for a
branch lodge at this place this question must
be settled. Let him give ushis candid opin-
ion."
"In reply to dat,,, said the old man as
he caressed his right ear in a reflective way,
"1 nebber had but one policy. If I had a
mule to sell I toted him around till I got
all he was wuth anda leetle mo'. If Iwant-
ed to buy a mule, I waited till mule-mcat
was cheap, and got one fur a ketle less dan
he was wuth. I want free trade so dat I kin
git my whitewaeh brushes cheap, an' I want
purteckshu.n so dat nobody can undersell me
on ax an' hoe -handles. I reckon dar's
spot sonaewhar' in dis queshun whar' de bo'd
will balance, and neither end will be up or
down all de time."
PROBABLY NOP.
The Rev. Penstock, to whom was reterred
the question: "Has the emancipation of
the blacks resulted in a marked increase
of colored Christians ?" begged leave to re-
port that he had investigated to the 'best of
his ability, and was compelled to conclude
that it had not. There was a larger attend-
ance at the church but no apparent enthus-
iasm. The present generation Went to
church, to show off their clothes or go home
with the girls, and one missed the numerous
and hearty "amens!" and "bress de Lords!"
which' were once heard on every hand. He
was Afraid that the young colored, man was
growing up without fear of the hereafter,
and that pride and vanity were the ruling
spirits even among the middle.a,ged church-
goers. However the same state of affairs
was observable in the white churches, and
if one was criticised the other should be.
voeao Down
Elder Toots awoke at this juncture and
Moved that it was the duty of all colored
people to join the Baptist Church without
delay.
Elder Merriweather Spooner moved to
amend by inserting the name Methodist for
Baptist.
Adozen
members at once. arose and began
to gesticulate and exclaim, and during the
momentary confusion some fiend in human
form hurled a sweet potato at Waydown
Bebee. The missile struck him on the ear
and for the next seven minutes he couldn't
have told an eightday clock from a box of
corn -cure. The President ised his gavel to
bring silence. and when it had been obtained
he said :
" Everyboclysot down wid de utmoas'
hardness 1 Article 4268 of our constisushun
forbids de clischushun of relignn or poll ytihks
in our meetin's, an' Elder Toots am heahby
fined fo' thousand dollars fur bustin' de
sacred clockyment. Beira clat de said docky-
ment hag heen busted, I may say right heah
an' now dat de great trubble wid de churches
of to -day am too many church members an'
too little religun. Dar' hain't 'nuff of de
. .
true epeerit in de arverage tow to insure one
any sort of show to git to Heeben. We will
drap de cdteshun right heah. If any of you
want to joie de Baptist, Methodist or any
church, go ahead. If you feel like Iceepixd
otter de churches an' takin' peer chance8
dat's your own lookout."
Dupliee.te Wedding Presents.
Niece (showing the wedding presente to
Uncle George) -1 want you to see them ll
dear Uncle George, so that you werat send
a duplicate. Dnplieate wedding preeente
are so annoying, you know." ,
Uncle George—Hen ? What's this?
Niece—That's papa's cheek for one thom.
sand donate. Isn't it lovely ?
Uncle ( corgc—Very- 1 intended to sera'
the same thing, but rather then annoy you
with a, duplicate preeent I'll just make it
five hundred. j
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TO A WOMAN'S 14-1MORY,
The Good Deeds of 0' sister papa', EnshrIned
in Marble,
Till within the past month England bas
had no statue to a woman whose head has
eot been ornamented by a crown. On the
thirteenth of October, however, a statue of
whiteanarble was raised in memory of a WO -
man i0 the market -place of Waleall, York-
thire, in the very heart of the Black country.
The money for it erection was ,contributed
in penniee, siapennies, and shillings by the
poor miners and iron -workers. Every elan
woman., and child for many miles around
calve something. Large contributions were
declined for the reason that all the poor
wanted their little offerings accepted. The
statue is of Sicilian marble, the height of
the figure is in a sittina posture being itbout
eight feet and that Ori the granite pedes-
tal being nine feet,
A wows or BRACTIFUL FORM
and features is represented in the garb of a
hospital nurse, the hands holding a bandage
as if preparing to dress the wound of a pm -
tient. -
The woman whose form, features and
calling are preserved in marble was familar-
ly known as "Sister Dora." Her full name
WAS Miss Dorothy Wyndlow Pattison. She
was horn at Hauxwell, Yerkshire, a which
parish her father was pastor, ou January 16,
1832, being next to the youngest of twelve
children, one of whom Was the Rev. Mark
Pattison. In her childhood and youth she
showed strong points of character. She
devoted much of her time to the poor and
sick of the perish and gave instructions to
these who could not attend School. On the
breaking out of
THE WAR AGAINST liana&
she desired to accompany Florence Night-
ingale to the Crimea, but she could not gain
the consent of her father and brother. Hav-
ing some means of her own she established,
in 1865, a cottage hospital at Walsall,
which contained accommodationa for four-
teen patients. The hospital was a success
from the start. To it were brought the
victims of most of the mining disasters
thereabouts. She attended to all the cases
personally, and with the aid of a porter did
al the work in the hospital. "A bell -cord
led from each bed to her room, and it had
never to be pulled but once to bring the
nurse to the sufferer. She soon mastered
the skill of the surgeons, and was taken
into their confidence in censultation, to de-
cide whether aanputations were necessary.
SIIE SATED SEVERAI, LIMBS
and secured the lasting gratitude of those to
whom they belonged. Her courage, hope,
and cheerfulness inspired all who were
under her charge. She became a superior
cook and invented several dishes for in-
valids. As her little hospital, was not large
enough to aecommodate all the sick and
wounded in the neighborhood, she had the
oversight of thot3e that were sheltered else-
where. Although she devoted. most of her
time to nursing men, she was not neglect-
ful of women and children. She carried
flowers to their poor homes, prepared ap-
petizing dishes for them, and recited prayers
and read stories at their bedsides. In the
course of her ministrations she contracted
the small -pox, and thereafter nursed all
who were afflicted with
THAT TERRIBLE DISEASE.
In the winter of 1876 she discovered that
she was suffering from cancer, but she kept
the secret from every one but her confiden-
tial physician, and bravely continued her
work six months longer. On the following
Christmas eve she quietly died.
It was not necessary for " Sister Dora"
to wait till the close of life to be honored.
Early isi her career the workingmen of Wal-
sall presented her with a beautiful pony
and carriage, and when she passed along
the streets on her way to visit the sick
'every man and boy uncovered his head.
One young man, whose arm she had saved,
walked eleven miles to give her a bouquet.
A little girl, in dying, said to her: "When
you come to heaven, dear sister, I will meet
you at the gates with abunch of flowers."
All the inhabitants of the town where she
worked and ministered revered and almost
WORSHIPED THE GENTLE AND HEROIC WOMAN.
The poor and ignorant believed. that she
possessed superhuman attributeri, and de-
clared that she possessed the power toper -
form miracles. The highly intelligent thoia-
ored her no less, but in s, different way.
Women who are pining for fame in this
and other countries, may learn from the
history of this noble woman how to acquire
it. There are thousands of people ready
to be grateful to those who will merit their
gratitude. The supply of excellent statu-
ary marble hats not given out, and several
skilful artists are at any time ready to
shape it into the likeness of some noble and
self-sacrificing woman.
WiggilaSe
His name is Wiggins, it rhymes with Spriggins and
the Milesian Higgins and such like fry;
He oould beaten Ogeechee nigger in soientitio,figgor•
in' on the social status of a quadrilateral lie.
In solar science he oould bid defiance to Sir Humph.
rey Davy or Guy Lussac ;
He oould form coujunction or other function without
compunction, with Mars and Venus, that would
beat Medina's, and other planets in the solar
His stock commercial was Hind and Herschel, Hum-
boldt Stroh°, Ilepler Marlus ;
Astrology, biology, demonology, oycloneology, and
the nebula in Sagittarrus.
With well.planned notions and shrewd restrictions
he'd make predictiona of wind and weather
But ell his guessing turned out distressing and as
depressing as a much.soaked feather.
Now, heat telluric, and gas sulphuric, and throes
usuric rends earth and rock.
So, Wiggins trying, his prophesying, his long tongue
lying sets women crying, and strong men fly-
ing tb avoid the sho,cla
But this seismoigist, this Perkiniteolgist, has now no
apologist for his foolish rank;
Hie egregious blunder is a nine days' wonder. li
may go to thunder, the Canadian crank I
,leara
The King of the Belgians hes an eye on
Queen. Victoria's castle of Plobenlohe at Ba-
den, and is looming up as a possible pin --
chant% •
All history teaches that geed of every
hied has first exieted in the conceptions of
the best mid wisest )nen, then been gradual-
ly diffused through the minds of the many,
and at length transmuted into tlie most
practical and vital reeli ties of life and don -
duct, The philoeopher's dream, if he be a
true philotiopher, becomes in tithe the cher-
ished standard of connnon daily life.
Brother Foster," said e. southwest Ar-
kansas preacher, pausing in his sermonand
addressing a Member pi; the congregation
who occupied a bench near the doer, ," the
boy e over in that geove - :tre making a good
deal of noiee and diettabing the meeting.
with yew: 'would go out and stop them."
'Brother Foster went out end returned pre.
eently with the irifoimatien that the,disturb-
ers were not boys, but a lot of inen from the
county eeat, who were luiegino, a horse.,
thief. " Congregati ons din -lowed, " said
the preacher, vabbing lie hat ; ,,"eve will
take up the nikeionney colleetien next Sun
day."
WrITIER WRINKLES.
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Brought up by hand, ---The coal hod.
Kate Field asks "How many women
marry a geed man ?" One at a tune, Kate,
except in Utah,
There are plenty of people who want the
earth, bet girls, as a rule, would be satis-
tied with is New Jersey.
One of the hardest things in life for a
youth is to believe that a man older than
himself understands auythiug ; but he get's
there Some clay,
Me. 131aele--" Allow me to congratulate
you, Mr. White; I hear you have married
a widow," Mr. White (soberly)—" You're
mistaken ; she married me,"
" 1Vhon a New Zealand young man pro-
posep to as girl they rub noses.' .If that
were the custom in some of the localities eve
know of the girls woula all have red.' Relies,
"1 am willing to give a young man a
start in life," said old Hunks, as he kicked
Jones out of the door, " but I don't consider
my daughter a chromo to be thrown into
the bargain."
"Aka" said the conceited young parson,
"I have this afternoon beep -caching to a
,00ngregation of asses." "Was that the
reason you called them beloved brethren?"
inquired a strongeninded lady.
A writer says that the sense of humor
very rarely exists in children under twelve
years old. This Writer evidently has never
seen a five-year-old child prying open the
eyes of a four days olcl kitten.
' "OnIrto-day I saw a coat which had no
buttons at all." "Whatnot even down the
front?" "Not a button." " Wasn't it
finished ?" "Yes finished and in use."
What kind of a coat was it ?" "A coat
of paint."
Magistrate---" You say you are a teurist?"
Prisoner—" Yes sir. 11ove nature in all
her radant beauty." Magistrate (hastily)—
"never' mind that! Blow mach money
have you about your clothes ?" Prisoner—
" Seventy-five cents 1" Magistrate (severe-
ly)—"Then I shall commit you as a tramp.
We draw the line between tourists and
tramps at one dollar."
" Jones : "Hello
,
old man 'How do
you like married life by this time?" Smith
(competitively new to matrimony) ; First
rate. I wouldn't be a bachelor again for a
good bit." Jones: " Indeed 1 Why, I
understood your mother-in-law was living
with you." Smith: "Oh, no. Just the
other way—I'm living with her." Jones
"Weil that makes a difference."
Little Joe Juniper would eat ripe Reaches
in direct disobedience to orders. His love
for them overcame everything else. In
despair his mother said: "Joey if you
will do so, I shall perhaps loose my little
boy; for you will certainly be sick and die
unless you obey me." "If I doidie," respond-
ed Joe cheerfully, "1 guess they'll be glad
to see me come to heaven. I'll be so full
of peaches."
"1 was insulted to my face shust now 1"
exclaimed Moses as he walked up and down
in front of his clothing store in an excited
manner. "How—by whom?" " Dis place
beside me vosh for rent, as you see. A
stranger comes along and looks it oafer,
and den he comes oop to, me and say:
'Moses, vash you insured ?'1 'Yes.' 'For
how much ?"Four thousand dollar.' He
looks into der shtore mid backs oudt again
und says: 'Um 1 dot settles me. I rent
dis place next door to keep a shtock of
asbestos."
First Singing of "Home, Sweet Home."
Perhaps the most thrilling quarter of an
hour of John Howard Payne's life was that
when Jenny Lind sang "Home, Sweet
Home," to him. The occasion was the Jen-
ny Lind concert in Washington, the uight
of Dec. 17, 1850. The assembly, was, per-
haps, the most distinguished ever seen in a
concert -room in the States The immense
National hall, hastily constructed for the
occasion on the ruins of the burned National
theatre, was filled to overflowing. Among
the notables present and occupying front
! seats were President Fillmore, Daniel Web-
ster, Henry Clay, Gen. Scott, and John
Howard Payne. Jenny Lind opened with
the "Caste Diva," a,nd fellowed with the
Flute Song" (in which her voice contested
rivalry for purity and sweetness with a flute
in the duet), then the famous "Bird Song,"
and next on her programme the "Greeting
to Ameri.a." All the pieces were applaud-
ed apparently to the full capacity of an en-
thusiastic audience, and Mr. Webster, who
was in his most genial after-dinner mood,
emphasized the plaudit by rising from his
seat and making Jenny a profound bow, as
if responding for the country to her ".Greet -
Mg.' But when the "Swedish Nightin-
gale" answered the encore by turning in the
direction of John Howard Payne and giving
"Home, Sweet Hoine," with all the wonder-
ful tenderness, purity, and siinplicity fitting
both the words and air of the immortal song,
the difference was at once seen between the
mechanical applause called out by a display
of fine voealization and that elieted by the
"touch of nature that makes the whole
world" kin, Before the first line of the song
was completed the audience was fairly "off
its feet," and could scarcely wait for a pause
to give expression to its enthusiasm. Peo-
ple ordinarily of the undemonstrative sort
clapped, stamped, and ehouted as if they
were mad, and it seemed as if there would
be no end to the uproar. Meantime, all
eyes were turned upon Payne, it small -sized,
elegantly -moulded, gray-haired- ggntlen
who blushed 'violently at finding himself thc
centre of so many glances.
The Russian Wolf,
, Although the wolf has long been an extinct
animal in the United Kingdom, it is far from
being eo in European Russia, where the val-
ue of domestic animals annually destroyed
by Wolves has been set clown as not less than
two million five hundred thousitna pounds.
In the statisticel Report lately achiveseed to
the Minieter of the Interior, the frontier
govez;iment of Samara, suffered most, the
damage being estimated at six hundred and
-fifty thousand roubles; Volodge came next,
„being five hundred mut teety thousand
roubles. The Polish and Baltic provinces
ancl Archangel suffered leaet. Ili an esti-
mates like the above, no account can of
course be taken of the nember of Wild an-
imals destroyed by them, or of the, loss of
human life, The police reported one hun-
dred n.nd sixty-one pereons killed by wolvee
in 1875. 111 ia fortuntee for the traveller
thet.the Wolf is cum of the most suspicious
animals ip exietence, in connection with any
object With which its dyers,hose, or care aro
unaectistomed. A utik alantod al the enath
with some fluttering piece of linen tied to
it, is oftenatifficiont to preserve the careaeo
of a alain Buffalo or door Inc the hunter,
A wife having lost 'her htiebneal, was in
aoesolable for his death. " Leer° me to
thy e,rief," the cried, sobbing. " You know
the extreme sensibility , of my nervee ; a
mere nothing upsets. them,"
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Mrs. W11114111 Gage, Concord, . IL
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