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The Exeter Times, 1886-10-21, Page 6!keek. he First Sign Of failing' health, Whether he the form of Night Sweats and, Nervousness, or hi a sense et General Weerinces tied Loss of Appetite, should suggest the Use of Ayer's Sarristiparilla. This prepaeation is most effeetive for giVing Mee and strength et, the enfeebled, system, promotieg the digestion and aesimiletien of food, restor- ing the nervous forces, to their normal condition, and for purifying, enriebiug, and vitalizing the blood. Failing Health. Ten years ago my health began to fail. I was troubled. evitli a distreeshig Cough, Night Sweats, Weakness, and Nervous- neas. I tried varioue remedies preseribed by different phySielanS, but became so weak that I. Could not goupstairs OUt etopping to rest. Dly :friends recom- mended me to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla, which I did, and 1'am now as healthy and Strong as ever.—Mrs. E. L. Williams, Alexandria, Minn. I have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in my family, for Scrofula, and know, if it is taken faithfully, that it will thoroughly erediette this terrible disease, I have also prescribed it as a tonic, as well as an alters afire, and must say that I honestly beliCVC it to be the best blood medium° ever compounded. — W. F. Fowler, D. D. S., 3,1. D., Greenville, Tenn. Dyspepsia Cured. Tit would be impossible for me to de- scribe what I suffered front Indigestion and Headache up to the time I began taking Ayer's Saestiparilla. I was under the care of various physicians and tried a great many kinds of medicines, but never obtained more titan temporary re- lief. After taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla for short time, my headache disappeared, and my stomach performed its duties more -perfectly. To -clay my health is com- pletely restored.— Mary Harley, Spring- field, Mass. I have been greatly benefited by the prompt use of .Ayer's Sarsaparilla. 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In connection with a pieee of advice fre. fluently given the followleg remarks will prieeft instructiveole14;,—rit,er,s, who 5uffero from dyapepsia during. almost her entire life, considers the felloWing suggestions to be the enost,in accord with her ewe experience ofaz_nything ou the subject WRIT Publish- ed Hurried eating of meals, fo11owe4 imme- diately by some employment that occupiee the whole attention, and takes up all, or nearly all, the physical energiee, is sure to reeult 111 dyepepsia in one form or enether, Sometimes it shows itself in exceseive irri- eure indication that nerve force has been exhisusted ; the double draught, in order to digest the food and carry on the lewdness, has been more than nature could stand without beiug thrown out of balance. In another case'the person is exceedingly dull as soon as he has a few moments of lei - sere. The mind seems a dead blank, and can only move in its accustomed channels, and then only when compelled. This, also, is an indication of nervous exhaustion. Others will have decided pains in the sto- mach, or a sense of weight, a$ if a heavy burdeu was inside. Othere, again, will be able to eat nothing thatewill agree with them everything that is put inside the stoxnach is made the subject of violent protest on the part of the organ, and that person suffers untold agonies in consequence. Others ;suffer from constant hunger. They may eat all can, and still feel hungry. If they feel satisfied for a little time, the least unusual exertion brings on the hungry feeling, and they can do no more until something is eat- en. It is almost Deedless to say that this condition is not hunger,but inflammation of the stomach. Scarcely any twopersons are af- fected exactly in the same way, the disorder- ed condition nuinifesting itself according to temperament and occupation'employrnente that call for mental work, and those whose scene of action lies indoors, affecting persoes more seriously than those carried on in the open air, and those which aremerelymechan- ical, and do not engave the mind. All, or nearly all, of these difficulties of digestion might never have been known by the sufferers had they thrown off the caree of their business and rested a short time after eating, instead of rushing off to work immediately after hastily swallowing their food. Nature does not do two things at a time and do both well, as a rule. All know that when a force is divided, it is weakened. If the meal were eaten slowly, without preoc- cupation of the mind, and the stomach al- lowed at least half an hour's chance to get its work 'well undertaken before the nervous force is turned in another direction, patients suffering front dyspepsia would be few. A physician once said, "It does not so much matter what we eat, as how we eat it." While this is only partly true, it certainly is true that the inost healthful food hurried- ly eaten and immediately followed by work which engages the entire available physical and mental forces, is much worse than a meal of poor food eaten leisurely, and fol- lowed by an interval of rest. How Much Shall We Eat? It is clear that with the wise men of old quantity rather than quality was the ruling law ; not what a man ate, but how much he ate was the capital thing for hirn to consider. A tolerably simple diet is advised, though the wise Lessius holds that the quality of the food matters little, so that the man be healthy ; but whatever it be, let there be moderation measure is the one thing need- ful. The difficulty of finding this measure is confessed: "Lust knows not," sas St. Augustine, "where necessity ends." By the time he had reached his thirty-sixth year Cornaro had accustomed himself to a daily measure of twelve- ounces of food and fourteen of drink—which does not, I own convey an exact motion to me, though I take it we Gargantua,ns should find the measure seta He does not seem to have been par- tieuler what he ate. He found it no labor to write immediately after meals. On the contrary his spirits were then so brisk thathad he toeing a song to get rid of his su- perfluous energies before sitting down to his desk. Leesius is loath to commit himself to any certain scale : " If thou dog usually take so much food at meals ea thou art there- by made unfit for the duties and offices be. longing to the mind, . . . it is then evident that thou dost exceed the measure which thou °lightest to hold." He tells, on ancient authority, some marvelous tales of the little men have found enough to keep body ihRl soul together : how one throve through a long life on milk alone, how another lived for twenty years on cheese. In monasteries and in the universities this desired measure is, he says, more easily to be found, for there either the statutes of the societies., or the "discreet orders of the superiors " have ordained the quantities of wine and beer that are fit to be drunk. Of monasteries I have no experience, but in the universities I have been given to understand that it is (or was, for the old order changes now so fest that it is hard to say what a day may notbring forth) the custom to leave such matters mainly to the discreetness of the students—which, it may be, is like Goethe's poetry, not always inevitable enough. On the Whole, League seems to incline to Cornara.'s allowance as sufficient, and perhaps as good an average as it is pos- sible to strike. But he insists, as do all these antique sages, that the measure mest vary with the age, condition,and beshiess of the man. No hard and fast rule can be there—Popular Seience Monthly. The Niagara Whirlpool. The whirlpool, well called "the atigriest 'bit of water in the world," is three miles below the great Falls of Niagara. At this point the river, bending toward the Canada, side, is contreeteci to a width of about two hundred and twenty feet. The waters rush violently into a deep depression in the steep cliff that rises on the Canada side, then they emerge, turning back almost at a right Angle, to the American side, The spot seems to be a part of the bed of an ancient channel. Here the angry waters boil and churn with a fierceness almost hicredible. The waves are never at rest. They toes and whirl arid toy with the heaviest timber, It makes one dizzy to look at the fierce tumult of the waves, The great inaeistrom covers a space about one-quarter of a mile square. Its depths are enorinotie and Unknown. Otte thousend feet of cord was found too short to reach the bottom. The whirlpool is in the forin of a large ne average foree of the water Moving through the canyon above is 185,000 feet egtere. This compact epienieg router ime p eag ocfnev.6arte.nr.,m.o.v. es with thindere:liebtilepeaslitiftg ce the whirlpool on one ekle, Madly On, gime the earthquake we are begin/deg to Anapest that the Sena le not at aelld aropre,. tented. AN EVERAORDINARY STORY. BUT TOLD Mt A TAPVIPUL PsIttyoN, 44. Wily it is that any statement from sea- faring meta in regard to ettta serpents is re- ceived with such incredulity I COMMA under- stand," said Capt, Samuel Grey Of the brig Hester, The common SenS0 of the public at Jeep should teach them that there ean bo overgrown eerpeete ass well es overgeown beers, lions, tigers, or elephants. When an explorer or travoller in tropicel oeuntries tells of meeting and killing a serpent thirty or forty feet Jong and as large as 0, mares body, the statement is token as solemn truth. When a sea captain tells of seeing a serpent of the same size in the waters off the same coast, people try tea make out that he is either a knave or a liar. That serpents of all sizes take to the water in the warm seas and often voyage from Wand to island is a fact no intelligent person ever disputes. Why, then, should the feet that some sailor caughtysight of one of these serpeets en route be disputed ? " Some twentyyears ago I made a voyage in et/English ship called the Lord Gray, from Liverpool to the Sunda Islands, which are situated in the Indian Ocean to the west of Australia. We called at several of the smaller islaude before reaching jaVit, and it was while lying in a roadstead between the islands of Rely and Lombok that I SAW A SIGHT to open the eyes of even a sailor, . It had been. a terribly dry season among the islands, and some of them had suffered greatdamage from forest fires. As we worked up to the passage from the south a heavy smoke hong in the heavens, killing. off the breeze and turning noonday into twilight. It was easy to see floes the set of the emoke cloud that there was an extensive fire raging on the island of Bale-. Our Captain at first suspected that a volcano was at work, but when we came to examine the ashes which fell on our decks we concluded that it was a bush fire. We had to come to anchor in , serpent 41,4 ten feet long was diseevered oai the ra4M Verde Me met*, of fact, Sarisx 0 Tug aarrmr.is had gem; aloft, end we did not succeed in hunting mit the 1st ene tad, the next day, by whin time the butoke began to lift, the fires on Daly to die out, Pen.4 gOt P4fl of wind to ettrrp, ne through the peseage. Our experience WAS identical with that Of an American ship lying in the east end ef the passage, She was boarded by a legion. of seepeute, and was driving the lest one overboard when welielled her. She had one man bitten when. they first came ;shwa, and he died, in lees than three Were, swelling up to great size, end suffering the mosteterrible agonies. These incidents were publielied in and discussed by many English newspapers, and perhaps by American pipers as well, and I never heerd the fact disputed. 'Why is it, then, that the person seeing a see -ser- pent, or a:serpeet at 50R, in these days, is held up to the world as a fool or a liar? If serpents did not pass from islond to island in the tropics, some would be overrun and others entirely clear of them. That this ie not the case any sailor will tell you. I have seen; in the Island of Java, a serpent thirty four feet long, and as large around his mid- dle Os an average man. Let that eneke be. seen at sea, swimming along with his head well up, which is the way they carry them- selves, and it would be a novel and startling sight to people on shipboard. I have talked with sailors who have seen plenty of these serpents off the tropical coasts, and the facts in the story of my own experience are a mat- ter of record in England, having been debat- ed by eminent naturalists." The Children of' the Prince of Wales. The eldest daughter of the Prince of Wales is named Louise Victoria Alexandre Dagmar. She was born February 20, 1867. Victoria Alexandra Olga Marie comes next, born July 6, 1868, and the youugest Prin- cess, Maude Charlotte Marie Victoria, was born in November 1869, so they are very the passage, which is not over ten miles near of an age, and the eldest, then nine - wide, and after the first twenty-four hours teen, was the oldest bridesmaid of her royal ' aunt &Melee, at the recent wedding. What has beeii the home life of these children "born in the purple" do you ask ? : In the household of a great Prince, there are of course servants and servants. The little baby has a nurse, and an under -nurse, and a dresser, and two other attendants. I She is carefully watched and a bulletin of her health sent daily to the Queen, and a ' thousand great ladies and noble lords are interested in the announcement of her baby being destroyed. I After the first day we noticed that the ailments. A duchess makes a low courtesy 1 when she enters the royal nursery, to the fish began to feel the effects of the smoke. unconscious little thing; and as the children They jumped up all around us as if suffocat- I Mg, and some of them drove about n the grow up they are treated by all, outside of O their nearest kin, as if they were something better than human clay. It is to us a sur- prising sight to see this perpetual bending of the knee to a litte child or a youth. drove through the passage one forenoon It is due to the Prince of Wales to say from the north, spouting like a fire engine : that he has seen the danger of this homage, and swashing his flukes about cis if to strikeand. adulation,. this over -worship, and he is a preening enemy ; and he ran so near us trying to arrest its effect in the education that the swell he kicked up made the Lord of his children. He provides them with sim- ple pleasures, environs them as far as pos- Gray dance a jig long after he had passed. slide with rural life. He romps and plays The sharks were the only inhabitants of the with them, he lets them follow and peep in deep not affected. They came about us as ; at the grand dinners; they play with the thick as flies, and could be seen rushing hi • every direction after the frightened fish. Queen far more freely than her own chil- dren were permitted. to do. Lady Ely who About midforenoon of the third day, while ' is a very intimate friend of the Queen and all the crew, except what might be called an the smoke drove down upon us so heavily that our throats and eyes were greatly ir- ritated, while the heat was so great that the men stripped off most of their clothing. If there had been a breath of wind we should have got out of the uncomfortable situation by miming back to the south, but as it was not a breath of air came to give us 0 mo- ment's relief. At night there was such a glare on the western sky as made us conclude that the whole island of, Rely was ablaze and surface as if they were wounded and in pain. A big bull whale NEARLY AS LONG AS THE SHIP rATA FQ14148, Wheq Wolalea are allowed to vote there will be a good deal of beetle about the eem. A little girl, being asked what clust was, replied that it was ° mud,'" with the juice squeezed out. The vast majority of stroegniinded wo- men wouhln't care so much about voting if they could only get a chance to pair oft I A Man never ands out what 4sweet crea- ture his wife is until he lute mistaken her for the hired girl and kissed her in the dark. The girl whose young man took her to the play, and left her four times to go out arid get a clove, called him her four -leave clover. • I Teacher in Grimmer Recitation—I didn't lieVe no fun ist the measicle.• How would you correct this, joheny ? Johnny—Get e• f eller. should like to box your ears," said the Toronto girl to an riudeeious lifoutrealer, and then added, reflectively, "11 I could find a box big enough," "What e charming women Miss 1)e Gash; is," said Binkly. ' Her conversation • is growled Fogg ; eitte, dry." like a glass of champagne." " So it is," " Her age is telling on iier," remarked Quarie to Sanderson RS an old-thno school - mete passed. . "Yee, but she will never tell on her age," retorted. Sanderson. He (with a view toward further acquaint- ance with owner)—What a pretty little dog ! He wouldn't bite me, would he : She—Oh, no, we give him salt food only. Watelunaker—What can I do for you, madam, Old Lady (displaying a pendulum of a clock)—This pesky thing Won't go, an' I thought I'd bring it around an' have ye fix Master Georgie, (allowed for the firet1 it. • oti1:01.e:o see his two new little sisters, with al vivid recollection of the fate of the kittens.) 1 —" Which one will ma keep ? I say that " Josepidue," said a lady to her servant, " you have cracked another eup, I see." " Yes, madam, tied luckily it just mekes out the dozen ; it was the only whole oee left out of the lot." They were talking, about women before M. Prudhomme, "-For my part," he re- marked, " adore negresses." "You are not in earnest ?" " Certainly. Black be- comes them so well." A boy of seven, whose parents are trying hard to train him in the way he should go, has evolved a conundrum something like the following : "How does a barn differ from a naughty boy? Answer,—A barn is shingl- ed on the top and the naughty boy on the— elsewhere. "Do you realize, sir," said the long-hair- ed passenger, " there is One who sees and hears all we do, who. earl solve our inmost thoughts, and before whom we are but crushed and bruised worms ?" " Give us your hand, stranger,", replied the other, "1 know just how you feel. I'm married my- self." 1 Ventriloquism. Men will never cease to wonder over ven- triloquism, though the accomplishment has often been explained, and is mastered with- out great difficulty. In former times the anchor watch, were below to seek 'relief always taking care of her, declares that she pe op e stood in awe of the ventriloquists. from the smoke, there was a sudden row is frightened when the young grandchildren uointe, a famous French prestidigitatetr, raised by the men on deck. We heard them come to see the Queen for after their first was exceedingly fond of mystifying country shouting and clattering across the deck, and , deep courtesy they all "lay hold of Rand- people, and once caused a pig, which a pea - directly one of them came down into the , mamma" end pull her about. She describes sant woman was trying to sell, to talk. The forecastle, while the other made for thcab. the Princess Maude as most like the Queen, pig was accused of sorcery, and led by the e and naturally, a great friend of her august : ears before the judge; terrifying the man in. We in the forecastle had sprung up, be- ' calling him an idiot" all lieving the ship to have been attacked by pi- 1 relative, as they see themselves in each wh° led him by the way. other's eyes. They like to go to the Tower, rates, but our elate soon gave us to under- At Tours :Comte caused the people to "like any other little girls," and were great stand that we had a different enemy to deal ; with, We had been boarded by serpents. friends with jumbo, the famous elephant bre* in the front of a closed shop, from He explained that the first he knew of their who was killed in this country. Indeed, which cries for help seemed to proceed. At presence was a great commotion in the so much did they like Jumbo, that Princess Nevers he made a donkey accuse the peasant waters around, evidently made by the sharks t Maude, who is said to inherit a great deal who rode him of cruelty, and the peasant, attacking the serpents. The latter bed,been of her grandma's authoritative disposition believing the donkey bewitched, leaped off driven oRely by the fire, and were ; wrote an autograph letter to the owner of the Seihnal's back and took to flight. At ing to Lombok, which was still safe. They ff cross - Jumbo, forbidding his selling her favorite Fribourg Comte was accused of witchcraft, ' had boarded the ship at every point, and beast to "the American." and taken to a furnace by an excited crowd more than a dozen were on deck when the The princesses have lived largely at the to be burned alive. But he caused a dread - men rushed for shelter, country estate at Sandringham, preferring it ful voice to issue from the doors of the furn- The ciirpenter ascended the ladder and to the more courtly state of things at Marl- ace itself, and the frightened people ran " borough House. All English people have an away' raised the scuttle a few inchesto take a good look, and he yelled right out in his fright. unaffected love of the country and of ani- Although people nowadays are in no fear He said the decks seemed alive ,with ser- mals. All English ladies like to go out with of witchcraft, Borne clever ventriloquism is Rents, which were racing up and down and their dogs. and horses, and their donkey practised. An .Englishman counterfeits so carts, and their children, into the beautiful skilfully the noise made by doors creaking across with great swiftness. You willeidinit that it was a siegular position to be placed woods all carpeted with wild flowers. Never and windows rattling in a draught, that ire We hadn't a firearm, harpoon, or y were there -such primroses and purple eye. people draw up their collars and button an other trustworthy weapon among us, and as cynths and violet ,s as in the woods about I their coats to save themselves from taking for trusting ourselves on deck with iron Sandringham. Here these royal children : cold. Most of our ventriloquism, however, bolts, belaying pins or weapons of that sort, have been free to frolic, and here they have is done with puppets aad manikins, which was a matter not to be thought of. After been allowed to go and see the eottagers and one man apparently causes to speak in (1(1- we had counted noses we found that theferent voices. carry them comforts, and to help their Captain, two mates, cook, steward, and two mother establish some clean, comfortable I La Nature, a French scientific journal, foremost hands must be aft. The ship had homes for her poor folk doWn at. Newton, explains the art of ventriloquism in a recent where she had a school and ohm eh for the article. It is based on a well-known aeons - a few muskets and cutlasses, and phenomenon, the difficulty which the laborers on the estate. They are very fond 1 tic THE OFFICERS HAD REVOLVERS. too of visiting the Southdowns and Devons, 1 ear experiences in locating the precise point If the serpents were to be driven off the and the pigs, and the champion sheep, for from which a sound comes. We have only th„ifims. the prince is a inodel farmer, and the young to lead the mind to suppose that a sound first move must be made by comes from a certain point to make it seem piencesses and princes are very fond of the We took turns going up the ladder to get a ' view of the deck, and the sight was one to affect every man. There were serpents from three to twenty feet long, racing about the deck, and there was one with a body fully as large as a CORIM011 mill keg. None of them was still for a moment, and the noise of their movements was plainly heard in the forecastle. Selt, was fully an hour before the men eft made a move, and then we heard the report of ,firearms. This :was followed, as the man on the ladder .reported, by the discharge of half a dozen skyrockets, , which had been aimed, to fly :Semis the decks. Soon- after that we heard Men astir On the decks, and we opened the ;:scuttle and rushed, up. , The serpents had apparently disappeared, being frightened by the noise and flames, and as we looked over the starboard side we saw a ecore Of them making off. The monster of *limn I told: you, had been, hit by, a bullet froze the Captaitfs revolver, and he was ewhinithh ig ebout in a ctle; had held four or fiVe feet /loin the surface, and making a terrible ,eplashing. He did not seek to corne governess. They have a talent for languages, rustic picnics at the houses of the kneels. to the ear to o so. They have been used to the saddle always. The chief difficulty in the art is the keep - They follow their mother in her rambles on ; jug of a perfectly straight face, and speak. their ponies; owing to a lame knee the prin- ing without moving the =lades. The de. cess rides on the "wrong side of the saddle ,,ception is assisted by the ventriloquist's i's as we should say. They follow the 1100048 moving his lips and face in a very apparent twice a week. Then they have special pets manner when he asks proper voice, and then restoring his Itis questions in his to enjoy and to eare for. They have a de- ' 'Dwn lightfal pair of tigers and two elephants, all face ito a perfectly motionless state, or one theie own, which the prince brought 'home . in which the lips seem to move only in from Indio:, and they have grouse preserves slight smile. and pouter pigeons and no end of dogs. !' Ventriloquists fill their lungs very full of With all this plain dressing and plain living air, and expel it slowly end -gradually in is the role and there does seem to be every speaking. Facility in imitating various chance that these royal young people may sounds is obtained by practice. Saint Gil - grow up with natural, fine, unfettered les, a Parisian grocer, who beeline celebrate -' natures, if such a thing can be made possible ed as a ventriloquist a century ago, and in a royal household. whose fame has come down to the present They have always kept early hours, be- time' mastered his art in eight days of ing u at five o'clock in Summer and dressed steady practice. in panel suits for calisthenics. They breakfast on plain food : and have an early dinner at two. They are very carefully taught in music and required to obey their How He Fished, Granger.—" Been fishin' all day ?" Crusty Old Gentleman.—" Four hems, aboard, nor did he swim away. evei nd enjoy going to see their grandmother Graneer.—" Without bait ?" ' watched him kr three or four minutes, when in Deemer because they talk Danish." 1 Chtlisty ?Ltd Gentleman.—Without later - about midway of his length. The row which folloeved *WI the wildest thing you ever sew, aoas- Charming as are the prince arid pri -. - , The initike twisted hintself aboat the shark, cess with their children, thety are by nrio "She did wrong to look back ; tilde t shes and struck at him tigain and again, and the means indulgent, when pes,,e, George was Betide ';" " Yes, ITIRMIO(Ii." "And what do Water was dimmed up until the foam some- reputed as negiecting leis duties at the naval ywojeuetthelinnke?iitittoli°81iitillitawt loleftsialleeeS,aW,1,118aPerele. times hid both from our sight I think the school, the Prince sentwerd that he was to know, mamma; 1 'Benet he wondered Where y like( i sharkgot the better of the big snake as disgracedhe could gats fresh one,'' ' if Ile fell behind. Tile reacher took for his tett, " He giv- a shark dashed in upon him and seized him Royal girls never go to school of course; s bet they have no end of teachers and lee- , after awhile they worked esteem arid oet of o'er sight. We evere loiskieg titter them A lady who had lived long at Windeor P ;vhen a shout from +me Of the men dee* mir deeeribee the tle.ilY life of thee Young royal etil his beluvedArid then he said, attention inbood, Ho had aiseeveeed a, girls as very unich like that of ehe ether people, 48 glanced aroinu that the way his con - shake ten feet long carded away in title of exoept that they Inc fAt M6re hidtlEitriOtig, gregatiioe had worked into the affeetion of the small boats. The officers began fleseg' kept more closely up to „fifteen et that age, the Lord was truly amagps. shill and took to the water OA let, bows. cent lifewbieb in all aromul them, arethence- ralements of stomach tm a,owt,3 0, cured atithe, asal'he, ease else esthete' 1.eilleje et elle they, are allowed a glielpee Of the magniii, Stele and Whets. '.headaelliel, '01111 wWa8e talteehno,livegf,:i„int itt'eelitiritot fgorinloth:ortof, Tthaevred ObSCl)StLfl�eB 01 royal 01,01 ,t;rofs1;6,, teprnel4dtttilisre'hy ee3re'el'eteiel:ige inittet,477°hte' ahtatnidahipa, a geakshd blithe eeaseeseesas ana, tliey.are itlloveed Or go to the royal 'anther- waste of virthes, ' BY dritggists. thfrtl,611 tho totof 'of e0OWS i'hey SIU 011, Alt eXehange, ".A young lady wore ApItetal Creattiida, and Were hot (16, 11186h 18 61W11Y8' accOmPanien 'oY her 00V0811 , writes tn he* itebuiee 1(1 'a t'014414? spatehed without danger. ass, later oo hY her 00111124-111051 who iS genet* kniui should e acquainte( beeeee deeks*e euppdeeel that we Were cleat Of oat' # ftbe father and big brother to have gafie tineeeletene but in a few initiutte a An Autumri oytiter. to hed." 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