The Exeter Times, 1886-10-21, Page 3BY ALVA MILTON Amin,
He had boon , born in a eilaInef41 Piaeep
and heir t9111110.011i.96.a4a evil days. There
were few otherlegacies, but many gifts were
thrust upon him—sneera enlace, neglect,
and severance from the itickier born—sand
these aeetned fatal. It may be through a
law and, love insoluble to us it proved not so;
that to the Great ,Father' e heart the stains,
and wrongs, and sorrows thrust upon the
boy, as to an earthly parent's, made him
but the dearer ; but measured in the cold,
hard, human way, his fate WhEil sorrowful,
indeed.
The region where he first took up the
burden was a low one, a sunken, noisome
quarT.the foul and squalid accretion of
many sa,d conditions. • litre a day of flat,
low sk.Ias, and sobbing, quarrelsome winds,
that ended by a wet fog driving in upon the
great city and settling upon the filthy quar-
ter like a death -cloth., bad filled the vile
neighborhood with unusual gloom. The
spirit of insanity, the promptings to crime
and abandon, always exhaled by such dis-
eased, unhappysurroundings'seemed to in
crease and multiply with the oppressive
darkness. In at the doorwaysof the low,
half -lit saloons the steamiug, pitiable popu-
lace jostled and crowded i • from the thick,
throat -clogging medium that filled the reek-
ing, slippery streets, to the tongue.scalding,
'bram-maddening potions of the bar ; from
distemperedselements without and within to
mental ruin and forgetfulness.
In one of these haunts of evil, a place of
shame, of villainous music and dancing, were
negroes, Poles, Italians, and men and wo-
men, drunk and ruined, from Heaven knows
what other quarter of the compass. What
animalism ! 'What faces ! What swallowing
of fire ! •
By midnight the back room was a numb-
ing whirlpool of delirious feeling ; heat,
sweat, rags, music; lignor, profanity, the
heat and shuffle of feet, cries, and maudlin
laughter. Look at the roads along which
these lives had come ! threads running from.
by riehlY aPpareled men nod women, in
cog ly ehairs upon tho porebess with rings.
flaShing, bright rile beneath their feet, and
a background of tinted glikes and splendid
furnishings.
A light that was alien to the face of little
Tim slowly began tOjIltunine his pinched and
pallid feature a ; then he wavered and went
back; then that look of strange desight came
into his eyes again, and he hurried on as if he
were entering the borders of Paradise.
Glittering carriages were rolling softly
along the smooth pavement, and hundreds of
women and children, clad in atin and velvet
and flower-like fabrics, drifted with mingling
hues along the avenue. The child forgot his
rags, his bare feet, and crooked spine; the
look of delight began to deepen in his eyes;
then he saw that some started at him, that
others ocowled and pressed back their costly
clothing to let him pass, and the light died
out of hie face, and he shrank froxn side to
side and turned into a little park and hid.
It smelled Sweet as heaven there among
the blossoms, and he lay quite still on the
soft grass with his poor heart fluttering. Up
above him he could see the deep, serene sum-
mer sky, hung here and there with filmy
loops of lace that seemed to burn with pink
and crimson from the far.off sunset. It seem-
ed to him he had never noticed it before;
that his hungry eyes had always been peer-
ing into ditches and holes and filth, or blind
with tears. How calm and sweet it was
here where the rich dwelt 1
He cohld hear voices here and there from
vine -wound porches fronting on the little
park, and one, limpid anci engaging, was
saying near by, Oh, I shall go to Dr.
Easman's church. Do you not think his
delivery beautiful? It rests me just to look
at him ; he is so handsome, too 1"
"Yes," said a silvery, affected voice in
reply, "and he is so gentle. He is quite
unreasonable about his salary, though, they
say ; will accept but seven thousand ! It's
too bad, he is so pleasant and handsome ;
he could surely do better than that !"
Then 'little Tim saw a form garbed in
blue, and capped and belted, come between
him and the peaceful azure of heaven, and
he sprang up and ran, but was struck by a
under this lecherous roof to every quarter cane, an . wavered and fell. But ere the
of the globe ! • to 'cradles over the sea, to officer's fat paw could seoure him he was
mother -bosoms north and south, east ana gone.
west! The next avenue seemed fairer than the
Did God, seeing it all, grieve that life had first, and, was alive with beautiful humanity
been made a thing so capable of ill? or was flowing on toward the churches, Down this
the fault, somehow, society's ? with a little thread of blood trickling from
among his matted curls, he ran likea hunted
At three o'clock in the morning they began
human animal, and coming to a larger park
to fight. In many the chords of sensation
hid himself again, and lay there sobbing
seemed eaten too raw for further pleasure.
Sudden -
Then some one was struck downand the while the shadows began to gather and hud-
,
reeling, half -blind concourse seemed.
dle and group, and the clear stars swarmed
into the voiceless deep above him. Then in
a little time he crept away and came into
the broad avenue again, going he knew not
whither. A huge church was just beyond
him, radiant with light and colored glass,
and he drew back with fear. But at that
a great wave of music went mellowing up
through all the glowing structure, and the
child's breath stopped and his rimy hands
ly full of tigers. Men sprang upon each
other; two were killed, and a woman, divid-
ing the polluted atmosphere with shrieks,
was thrown, jumped upon, kicked and drag-
ged into a dark aide -room for dead. Then,
when too late, the Law stepped in, the
place was cleared, and the undiscovered wo-
man, drunk and battered with the coming of
the dawn, yielded little Tim to the world,
and her a debauched spirit to the
came together with a.clutch. e had never
tery of d . Of such stuff are some reali-
mys-
heard other music thanthe banjo and drunk -
ea
ties ! Outof such elements was fashioned
en, ribald songs, save at long intervals the
far -away playing of a band, and the soft
thunder of this, the level, roll, and swell,
ancl melting fall, drew him like a turning
world.
Clinging, but palpitant, he crept into the
a sadder fate. Into a net of evil even more shadows by the wide arching entrance and
hateful than that wherein he sa,w his first listened. A stream of people, jeweled, satin -
glimmering, doubtful dawn, she carried him. ed, and priamie under the showering lights:
and all his earlier years were passed ln were passing in, ,but he could hardly Siee,
gathering rags and holies, in stealing, and them, his blood was throbbing so. Sudden--
heingkicked, ancl cuffed, and beaten. Some- ly there was a sweet melody; , a wave of
how his spine was weakened; I know not human voices, strong, smooth, harmonious,
if from the s „dreadful hour, or by blows
given aftei id by those who used him
much as one might the boot's toe to drive
into and loosen garbage with. One could
not easily have told. how old he was, if the
little Tim !
It seems well-nigh a pity, into what sha-
dow so -ever the mother had gone, that he
had not followed her. But he lived ; a
drunken negress saved him from death to
that swelled and sank upon the undulating
organ flood and charged the air with sym-
pathy-
It was stronger then the ragged child;
with lips parted and eyes hungry he enter -
it to the dawn ; the east toOk fire with MO=
ilia Ton slept 44. NA friend was
there no word of pity • only a cricket eing- Scissored and Penned,
FARM.
ing Ai his ear, and the 'dew trickling down Let the pigs into the orchard if you have
the cold well urn his piteous face, as if the
very reeks she tears for their dead.
THE LIME -KILN CLUB.
"I has binaxed," said Brother G ardner, as
he rose tip and surveyed the bald heads up
and down the centre aisle, "If dis club am
interested in internashunal qneshuns I
should mile dat it am 1 1 has also bin axed
to define our posishun on the fishery an' de
Mexican queshun. to de former queshun.
if dar am treaty which says dist we kin
cotch fish a long Canadian shores, lets con-
tinue to cotch until de treaty am torn up.
If der' hain't no treaty, we hey no more
right in Canadian waters dim dem Cannucks
hey in Yankee cohifields. I' seems to me
dat de queshun am so plain dat nobody need
puzzle ober it ten seconds.
"AS to de Mexican queshun, dar' am no
treaty about it. Sunthin' ober seventy years
ago dis kerttry kicked up a row ober de ques-
hun of sailor's rights. Eber aerie° dat war
closed no American citizen residire in a fur -
rein' kentry has had any rights to go to war
about. He kin be illegally arrested, illegal-
ly plundered, illegally imprisoned or put to
death, an' de case dean worry our State
Department. Dis state of affairs has con-
tinued until de weakest nashun on de face of
de airth feels safe in abusin' American citi-
zens. If any of 'ens chance to be purtected,
it am by a any
Consul, backed by de
-British flag an' a British gun -boat.
"Dat' has bin a good deal of talk among
de members of dis club. Samuel Shin has
walked aroun' o' nights wid a big sword
buckled aroun'• him, an Shindig Watkins
has h'isted American flag in his back yard
an' sworn to shoot any •Mesnean who hauled
it down. Some of you am jist achin' to die
fur yer kentry, an' de rattle of de dram
makes Elder Toots an' Uncle Jackson breathe
as hard as a hoes gallopin' up hill. Drap it.
Dar' hein't gwine to be any war. Uncle Sam
am gwine to put on a grin an' purtend to be
well satisfied, an' Mexico a,m gwine to chuckle
to herself an' be a leetle mo' keerful fur de
nex' six months."
ELECTION.
On motion of Sir Isaac Walpole the meet-
ing then opened on the thirty-third degree
andproceeded to the election of local officers.
There has been a great deal of wire -pulling
during the summer in regard to these offices,
no other way of getting the windfalls picked
up.
A poor half -eared for and overworked
ram will muse weak and spindling lambs.
Don't forget it.
To rush, cattle into market when pricea
are tending downward has a tendency to
lower them still more.
, The use of many of the tools is over for
the ,season and they should be housed care-
fully ler another year.
The profitm of the farm invested in per-
manent improvements are as surely and
eafely invested as if in the best savings
bank.
I must say that a man with a poor farm
and no money with which to buy manures,
cannot do better than to collect all the night
soil he can find.
The U. S. Dairyman says that the cry is
that honest dairymen cannot compete with
men who use cheap fat in making bogus but-
ter. In the same way how can honest milk-
men who feed pure, sweet grain, hope to
compete with those who use rotten refuse or
will?
The dairyman who is most careful to fur-
nish shelter for his cows when the cold
ra,ins and frosty nights come on and who
feeds. • most judiciously, never letting his
cows shrink in their flow of milk unnatural-
ly for want of food of the proper kind and
proportion, is the one who will get the
meat product.
My idea is that fruit growers who want
better prices should pay more attention to
the temperance reform. Plug up the sal -
eons and we shall open a new minket for
our fruits. It is a matter of business, fruit -
men. The less liquor sold, the more fruit
bought.
If you have turkeys that you intend for
the Thanksgiving market, • be sure that you
keep them growing right along • if they do
not come home every night with full crops
fill said crops up with grain of some kind.
You can't half starve a turkey from the time
it is weaned until a few weeks before market
time, and then by extra feed make an extra
bird of it.
If oleomargarine were pink, blue or green,
or•readily distinguishable in any respect
from butter, dairymen could not reasonably
ask protection even though its sale. destroy -
and it was felt that the election would prove ed their business ; for it could only do so be-
an exciting contest. .A.n informal ballot for cause consumers preferred hog. butter. The
Secretarybrought out thirteen candidates,
five of whom could neither read nor write.
When this fact came to be whispered about,
Brother Gardner arose and said :
"1 want to say to you five gemlen dat dis we could eat. We began with strawberries
am not a pollytical 'leckshun. If itwas you'd and are now eating apple sauce. We have
be all right. A mankin leave de fool asylum fruit on the table at every meal; not a little
to -day an' run fur alderman in any city in ' taste for each one, but a regular dish. We
de land to-morrer, but we do bizness on a have had no sickness. I figure that we have
different basis in dis club. De five of you saved at least $20 in the meat bill since May.
purceed to absquatulate or you'll h'ar sun- 1We are all healthy and fat. Fruit eating
thin' drap !" I not only brings good temper and comfort,
A formal ballot Was then taken, and Way- but it saves dollars.
down l3ebee was re-elected by a majority I In conversation with two or three farmers
of .28. He returned his thanks in a few well within the past week, one claimed that it
.selected words, in which he rung in Nero, I cost over two dollars a tclg to harvest his
Plato, the great Sahara . Desert and the hay crop; the second presented figures to
Mormon question. An informal ballot for show that the total expense was but a trifle
Treasurer brought out twenty-eight candi- over one dollar; while with the third the
dates, and the feeling promised to be so expense was stated to be between three and
high that the President „again rose and ,
. . four dollars. These figures simply illustrate
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people should be protected from fraud
whether they are producers or consumers.
A correspondent of the Rural New Yorker
says: This year we have had all the fruit
s. • the cost of doing busmess under different
s.i.",,Isly frens, I doan want to keep inter- ' systems, or want of systems. After all that
.rtiptin' . de.. purceedin's, but I mus' remind has been said, there is not the attention
You. agin dat. dis club doan' hold its 'leek- given to the cost of growing and harvesting
shuns on a polytical basis. In pollyticks it that there should be. We have not yet
am net. eben considered cheeky fur an em- learned he economy of farming, or that in'
bezzler to lay his wires to become a public order to compete successfully the business '
treasurer, but de case am different heah. must be systematized.
Dar's a heap of you who doan' know 'nuff
to add five to seben, or to subtract two from
number of his years were eight or twelve, so ed. . Oh !. Oh ! what a beautiful place !. six, an' der' am some others who could't get
cowed and deformed a spirit looked out of music, light, color, and fragrance ! He a bond of $50 signed to save deir necks.
his blighted face. The yellow and green of stood bdwildered. Then suddenly he felt Dar' mus' be more absquatulashun."
putrid pools and gutters seemed settled in himself softly pushed and heard a low menac- His bilbf speech produced a wonderful
his skin leaving.- it a palid olive, and his Ing voice bid him quit the place, and he effect, A formal ballot brou ht out only
three candidates, and of those Jrustee Pull-
back received a majority of the votes and
was declared elected. He expressed his
thanks in broken remarks, which were
about equally divided between the glacial
andsrestful•floarfed out.thesplendul doorway period and the latest nnprovements in corn.
blue eyes had ,a cringing, frightened, furtive looked up at the stately, odorous usher, and.
look. . shrank out of the great doorway into the
Away at onetside43f tharearing city, and. shadows again.
in a leprous hovel at the river's edge, swas Then the rnusic fell away hito,silence, and
where the 'first 'years went over Idin, mercis odors delicate and faint and sounds subdued
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less, crushing. Slow-moving their passage,-
The Pig -Feeding That Pays.
Every termer, says Thomas D. Baird,
who makes the feeding of animals an impor-
tant part of his business ought to know that
their unremitting giowth is the only right
way of treating them. This is the course
which the most successful pork -raisers pur-
• sue in feeding their hogs regularly and fully
through winter and summer till they are
sufficiently fat in autumn. To fatten hogs
Often he turned sick when cligging .the .past the child:.• 'Then a voice.came with the shellers, and sat down amidst the heartiest to the best advantage the pig should be fed
slimmering slime, and all his base surronnd- odors—deeps even,. mellow, and handled applause.
1 and managed with resiard to a rapid and
ings 'swam before him ; by times he fainted like Musics The Minister wile praying, but ' continued growth. I know of no better
Brother Gardner said that other commit -
in his loathing and weakness, and was. carri prayer to little Tim was .something all un -
ed home and burned back to life again With known. Like words that were flowers it
fiery liquor. The negress held his poor life drifted' by him, a long train of Soft melodi-
es in a vise, and her home was a place of mis clauses. We could not understand it,
cursing, of theft, of fighting of drunkenness. but he felt its beauty. Thethread of humil-
The child, like a . weak worm under foot, ity running through it, the tender pleading,
used'often to fight for his life, only to be the the pathos, and gentle adoration sent a great
harder cursed. Oh ! it was pityful ! Yet wave of loneliness across him ; a kind of
here were thousands no better off than he ; clear, thick darkness, an isolation that was
some worse; and there beyond in the beanti- plain, crushing medium like heavy envelop-
ful city were other thousands, clothed silk- ing iron. Ah, how widely he was isolated
enly, fed richly, and bearing no heavier from every heart and every good ! He
burden than time and, perhaps, too much could not comprehend why but his con -
of happiness ! Down into which region were dition crushed in upon him like descending
the mournful eyes of the pitying Christ. death, until quailing and moaning lie sank
turned most often, think you? beneath it and crouched in the shadow on
But little Tim could not go on unchanged; his bare knees,' with his . face against the
mutation, which' makes . and unmakes, but ; 'cold wall of the Father's house, he wept and
yet is nature's savior, opened at last a little I struggled. Suddenly a great peal of music
fissure in his life, gave hint one fatal glimpse swept up—voices and organ -chords in a lif t -
of sweet and grateful light, then shut him ing, joyous flood, and the child, as if God's
out in darkness. ' . ' votce had called him, leaped in at the door.
He was ten years old then, yet, from way and stood straining and wavering in the
lameness and his foster mother's cat like' light. Only a Moment he stood there, wild'
care, the child had never been beyond his I with a thirst for comfort, quivering to be
fostering quarter, save in hack alleys when ' saved ; then that musky presence rose again' feeling well took what he supposed to be conclusion that fattening hogs did not pay;
gathering garbage at the misty hour of dawn, i before him, and the usher's big white hand, four pills and then slept the sleep of the when the true reason WaS they were overfed
or when carried or dragged thither at night ' grasped and led him to the entrance. There. ?ust. When his wife awoke in the morning and excess of food was wasted. A farmer
upon some thieving , errand by the Degrees' the stately presence muttered something, she began a search for four shoe buttons may withhold the proper quantity of food
evil Was; .., . ' , .. ' pushed him a little; and turned away, And- which she intended to. sew,On baby's shoesMs from hogs and even half starve therrA for
The ern
Nie uinb With 1 lignor that after- sra.gged, Tim,' lames, and &llama ,blind with before the little one awoke. She. could. not montlifiand then -glut them. with excessive
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noon ;1 lmid
ie left this night mother and .ffight and 'feeling, tripped and : plunged. i find them, and the husband joined in the food and thus hope rapidly to put them in
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the white t lig who was her consort, and he 'headlong down the flight Of granite steps, I search. Finally he remembered where he a fat condition. But careful observations
had been spurned into the street, where he glancod froin t le curving base 'with a cry o had found the pilis and said. , prove that the profits of raising and fatten -
lay a long, time bruised and full of pasts, pain, rolled into the shadow, and ley still. '1 " Good heavens 1 I swallowed them
Then dizsys aittliOrying,be came away ; diz- I . ' ThOtutheni flowed. on, but the child did buttons."
zy fronthie hurt, and'crying because heavaa' ' not hear It. '' " We thank thee, 0 , Lord,
leaving the little reg -matted hole under the that then art merciful," it pealed i " that Forced Politeness.
stairway where he had always slept, because thy strong arm doth save the righteous and
be Was parting from the , hard taco about confound the wicked I" and it swelled and Mrs, eitdricks, the landlady, and Mrs.
hini, the venomous creature who had starved died away. Then the pastor's lingual music Simpson, Who keeps a rival T4tablishment
and beaten him, and her sunken, ahanibling 'Caine again, mellow, pleasant, perfect ; round, around the corner, were returning frommar.
hut I' . - . , ' edgelesa words that wove like velvet shuttles ket when 'Dhinley chanced Meet them.
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Ah, he had never known .elee ! By day a dissolving, beatiteotts fabric before bia He alnioif swept the ground with his hat.
.and by night, whiter and summer this had people, • For an hour it t.ose and fell, science "That is , Mr. Dundey, my fourth floor
been his all,. his World, his home : Bander and revelation, linked, and. interfused With back," explained Mrs. Hendricks.
it, you whcasleep on,down in, chambers frag. poetry and fine allusion ; but ' ragged Tim, I "Indeed !" said /sirs. Simpson, " what a
rant and • lined With rose aild gold 1 You, lying there in the ghetto* With his oozing : very polite and deferential young Malt."
who are9111 but solved with honey, was not temple on the uncushioned granite; gave no ' "He is three Weeks behind with ' his.
here a Sou/ ?—your own twin -essence, starved heed.
and ruined, moVing in brother.fiesh across The pastor's sermon melted lido silence,
the,Field .of Lessons? , ..-.• . . ,,,- . . . . tho glinting organ-pipesthrobbed and
For it tithe'lie followed the riVer, thriving trembled With their fibiett of melody again,
and sobbing, and 'gaging through his tears wave after wave of blent, harmonious voices
'into his polluted depths, as if :yearning after , floated daimon the buoyant,billowing medi-
tlie soft oblivion it int ht yields Bat,' When tun of the pipes, the benediction felL . and
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tees of less importance might be named way an sow rye in the y
later on. Such persons as had been named , spring pasture. More than a month can be
were expected t� enter into connnittee work . gained in this way, for the rye comes on
with energy and enthusiasm, and seek to early, while clover is slow to start, and
make a success of whatever they might be should not be turned on until in blossom.
asked to do. It was announced that the .After this it would be well to turn them in
Library would open at 7 and close at 10 a clover field where there is plenty of pure
o'clock through the fall and winter months • fresh water, and give an additional feed of
and frequenters of the place were cautioned 'sweet milk, wheat bran, and cornmeal.
about indulging in either political or re- i Pig's managed in this way have their bone
ligious debates in the room. The janitor land muscular frame well built up, their ap-
was instructed to secure the services of a petites strong, their health vigorous, their
civil engineer to make a survey of the halldigestivepowers active and their ability to -
stove and estimate the amount of money I assimilate all they can 'digest as strong as it,
which would put it in safe condition for the can be. Now the pig is in good condition
winter, and the Keeper of the Sacred Relics for forcing in the fattening process.
was cautioned to keep his eyes peeled for al Many. intelligent persons suppose that
cheap bust of Orem Jackson to stand in the Poor animals may in a. short time be chang-
southwest corner of the main hall. The stuffing them with rieli
• ed. into fat ones.by
meeting then went home. food. I have seen farmers who supposed
the more food they could get their hogs -to
a eat in a .day or a week the faster they would
gain, -become discouraged because the gain
was not in proportion to the food consumed
and in their disappointment come to the
Some Pretty Hard Pills.
He went home a few nights ago and no
board," replied MrS. Hendricks grimly.
Can't Understand It.
"Confound these stamps 1" exclaimed
Whopper. " There ain't any nmeilage on
'eni or else there's something on My tongue
his sore feet toughed the water his poor little out the arching entrance rustled the thong, that eats it off," " Maybe We lye," said
heart .,‘vttenot stout enough, and be Mimed with ainiles and aalutations,flash of jewel and Jones, trying , to he sfacetious, and it has
(Way, and ere 'long mote into. a •beantiful • eye,. soft einiech and happy laughter, but the always .puzzled him since why Whopper
'.8,Vetlue; theilheteslsed to weep wonder swept 'little reg.heap, in tho shadow Made no Sign. treats him SO 001IY.
the tears front .hie bellow eyes, it Was Sidi- The doorway to the fathers house Was s --ss • sas -
bath --.though he know it not., --and .the sun timed sleep lapped the vaster and hie COm tont to II060Mblend.
was going. down' 'in a great flush ofrelear V6- people iii its dreanietigetidering fleece ; dent . Pe
militsisfat away at the other efia Of the leemt. gathered on the will above the fallen child, " Well, Thomas you mai you have a re.
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teens street, lighting a...thong:and ',SOO and and crickets hi the , gratii.fringe round the eontinetid:?" "‘: • , • •
glinnitering.fireti iileng. the stately dwcllhag8 ftag stonoS lisped the (Mend& " Weitif Yeas •I'Sah‘ t brought' My fadah
fie it ; hilfery whets *ero doweps The Maw Slowly over. the stars Uhl reetnninen'ino 3 he's knoWed Me all
' exquisitely dreiflied dIuldreit, lovely girls int. strove to take it in their silver set but lost • niy ife, sah.
Ing hogs are realized only when they are re -
regularly fed from day to day with neither
too scant nor too heavy rations. Some ob-
ject to this mode; they wish to finish the
fattening in two or three months and think
it is too expensive to continue it for one or
twe Years. Heavy feeding is not requisite
to keeping lip thecontinued growing condi-
tion of an animal.
Snails are largely eaten on the Continent.
In the marketof Spain maybe counted as
Many as fifteen different species offered for
tale ; while snaibgardens are common all
over Europe. There is, for example, one at
Ulin, near Wurtemburg, which sends out no
fewer than ten millions of the largest kind
—the Helix pomatia—to be fattened in other
gardens before being sent' to the various
convents in Auatria for consumption during
Lent. At Dijon a ellen farmer clears about
three hundred' pounds per anninri. Large
quantities of the common snail are sold ni
Covent -Garden Market to the foreign colon-
ies in London. It is also said that they are
eellected round London for exportation on
a, wall kale to Paris and the United States,
Kralinie SehnOt"Teikehtit t " Where doest
all mit grain tot� t" listO the hopper."
." NVhtt hopperl"' Grasshopper r
pliantly-Shtited a Seholitt,..
FREAKS OF ELECTRICITY,
lienuteliable riienosnexin Attending the
gratillet of Xenia Taro% ere.
Aniong the many extraordinary natural
phenomena attending the eruption of Mount
Tarawera, one which appears to me not the
least singular has been paseed over in com-
parative silence and without exciting eon,
ment, as far as I run aware, among the scien-
tific or unscientific, public. I allude to the
fact of their being unable to make water
boil on that terrible night, when earth itself
appeared to be in a state of ebullition, I
give here the narrative from Mr. IVIcRae's
own lips:
Imade George Baker, the cook, put
SiMe water on the Are to make cocoa for the
women, who were cold and shivering, poor
souls, though holding 'up grandly. About
three-quarters of an hour afterward he met
me in the passage and said to Inc
"'Come here, sir.'
" 'What is it ?' said I.
" I can't get the water to boil,' he said.
" Tut,' said I ; ` poke up the fire.'
a good fire,' he replied, and 80 it
was, it glowing fire of blazing rata logs—_a
splendid fire. Put your hand in there and
feel it,' said he, taking the lid off' the boiler.
"Ldid so, very gingerly, I can assure
you, and found the water as cold as when
we put it on. Thertywere so many extraor-
dinary things happening around me that
this particular one did not excite my Won-
der very much. I thought it was owing to
the electricity in the air. George Baker can
vouch, as well as myself; for the fact of the
water having been on the fire for full three-
quarters of an hour, and at the end of that
time being as cold as when it was put on.
We spoke of the circumstance to the others
at the time as being curious, but soon had
Matters more serious to distract our atten-
tion."
Now, surely here is a nattual phenomenon
worthy the investigation of all our scientific
men, not only in New Zealand, but through-
out the civilized world. We of course all
know that the greater the atmospheric pres-
sure the greater the nuinber of units
of heat required to make the water boil, but
some other deterrent cause must have been
at work in this instance, as after having
been placed for three-quarters of an hour
on a good fire the water remained absolute-
ly cold. What other cause was there? is
the problem I suggest to our scientific men
as one well worthy of their research.
On the night of the Tarawera eruption the
Hazzard family had in their cash box,
among other moneys, a half -sovereign lying
on the top of four half crowns. During the
storm which burst over their devoted resi-
dence the building was struck by lightning.
On digging out the effects the working party
handed over the cash box to the friends of
the Hazzard family. Mr. John P. Morpeth
of Ponsonby, at whose house Mrs. Haszard
has been staying, has now in his possession
the half sovereign and four half crowns,
which form a perfect curiosity. The light-
ningappears to have fused the coins together,
and in some mystericius way, though the
face of the half sovereign is not defaced, the
gold appears to have been driven through
the centre of each of the half crowns, as
each in the centre is colored the size of at.shil-
ling as if svith gold. As a souvenir of the
Tarawera eruption it is one of the most re-
markable that has yet been exhibited.
The North American Fisheries.
The fisheries, and especially those for cod
and mackerel, which stretch along the
coasts of Newfoundland, Cape Breton, Nova
Scotia, and New Brunswick, are of, their
kind the most valuable in the world. For
about three centuries and a half they have
been fished by smacks and schooners belon -
mg, among European nations, to Englan ,
France, Holland, Sweden, Denmark, and
Norway, and, amongAmerican, by craft be-
longing respectively to the hardy fishermen
of the Dominion of Canada and of New Eng-
land. Vast, indeed, as is the amount of fish
drawn during that long period of time
form the inexhaustible deep, the supply is
illimitable ; nor is there seemingly any pro-
bability that it will decayaud be extinguish-
ed so long as the Banks of Newfoundland
shall last, or the stern and rock-bound
coast of the neighboring maritime pro-
vinces continue to hit their beetling and
weather-beaten fronts above the stormy
main.
We are told by M. Louis Fignier that tho
cod -fish is the most voracious of the deni-
zens of the deep, feeding indiscriminately
upon crabs, molluscs, herrings, and other
small fry. The habitual sojourn of the cod
is in the North Atlantic between the forti-
eth and sixty-sixth degrees of latitude, In
his vast range there are two large regions
which it seems to prefer. The first extends
from the coast of Greenland southwards to
Iceland, Is/et-way, Denmark, Holland, Ger-
many, and the east and north coast of Cape
Britain, comprehending the Doggerbank,
the Silver Pitts, and all the salt water lakes
and arms of the sea upon the west coast of
Scotland. The second range, infinitely su-
perior to the first in productiveness, includes
the coast of New England, New Brunswick,
Nova Scotia, Cape Breton, and, above all,
the Island of Newfoundland, to the south of
which lies the famous sand -bank, nearly two
hundred leagues long and sixty-two broad,
covered by fifty fathoms of water. Here
the hungry cod swarm,, as they mealier -
rings and other small fish in abundanee,
upon which they prey. The English,
French, Dutch, and Americans, adds the
same authority, give themselves up to cod -
fishing on the 'banks of Newfoundland "with
inconceivable ardor," The Island was dis-
covered lasa the Norwegians in the eleventh
century, long before the discovery of North
America, but it was not until 1497—subse-
quent to .Columbus—that shames Cabot
visited Newfoundland, and gave it the name
which it has since borne, and called atten-
tion to the swarms of cod-fith inhabiting the
neighboring sea: From that day to this
" the Banks," and also the coasts of the
Dominion's maritime provinces, have been
eagerly fished by the seamen of all nationa.
An Innocent Drummer.
Ue bade his wife.a tearfnl.good-bye.
"My love, my only one -1 The 'time will
exam be here when I Omit be in 4 position t:
snap my fingers at fate and set up as my own
ebett ppartings"newe, shall have no more of these
l
"Aril you will be true to ine ?"
dia,'‘,y4y ,ds 1 Lk,,ildw141YO faontig, ethteolpeisipt ottiset(.1. photo you
m
had especially taken for e in ' gripsacks'
0011, dear, no. Are you sure you
v 11
look at it somethnes, love 7"
" You wicked doubter ! You know tt I
abould. be Wretched withont atleast such .21
nightly."semtiOf my 'pet to idols at daily and
Draw the veil of eharityover his grief and
the treachery, of one 111whoni he had such
unbounded confidence. '
In brief, She; his only hive, his pet, his
wife, had secretly planned to make hint
"wretched."' She had taken that photo-
graph front hie gripmek, and :was gloating
over his misery when he should discover that
only memory remained to him, for the time
being, of his darling's looks.
" The dear fellow, how he will scold inc
for the trick," she thought; " but I will send
him the photograph in the first letter I write
tc)hiim."
Thus appeasing her conscience, she waited
for his first letter.
It came from Chicago:
"My heart's delight," it began. "Got
here 0. K. this A. M. Have been wrestling
with the trade all day, and a tough thne I've
had of it. Weary and fagged,I have retired
to my room, shut out the gilded atmosphere
of sin that envelopes this terrible city, and
taken from my satchel your sweet picture.
It is before me as I write. I shall kiss it
when I have said my evening prayers. It
will rest under my pillow. It is my one so-
lace until I hold you, my sweet wife, in
these faithful arms again.'
Thus far had she read then she toppled.
over on the floor.
What comfort she found there it is hard to,.
say; but a great determination rose with thes
stricken wife, who went out an hour later -
and sought a telegraph office.
Her husband had been saying his prayers.
aebicsreo,ia,vcoelniathat evening and when-he got to his
hotel about midnight, his spiritualemotions
ylove."a
deshock by a telegram from
It was elaborate for a despatch, but under
the circumstances, one could. not expect an
outraged wife to transmit her feelings by the
slow mail. The despatch read:
"You are no longer the only drummer
who is not a liar, as you have always claimed.
Let the fraternity make you their chief in
the art. Had you taken the pains even to
look for the photograph you say yourprayere
is
dead
1
,eyaeu7ould have discovered that I had—
to tease you—removed it. My faith in you
The husband clutched his hair.
i"Why'ss,at did I write to her, anyway"
hemuttered..After a while his face cleared.
"By jove 1 I must have been piling on
the taffy. That's what a man gets for trying
his best to make a woman feel good! Poor
little dear, what a fume she must be in
Lucky for me she gave her grievance away.
What geese women are! Bless her little
noddle, her faith shall be resurrected."
friend: he telegraphed to a knowing
f
"Send me, first mail, photograph of my
phaorwticulla,frusms'eseitille word. Will write all
wife. Beg, borrow, steal i , get
About a week later, a drummer, in digni-
fied martyrdom, stood face to face with a
, stern, but very wept -out wife.
She expected to see him meek and humble,
IsbiuktnIciee.gazed upon her with muc scorn, and
then he passed on to his room in crushing
She was amazed. With quick impulse she
followed, thanking heaven he had not locked
her out.
"Well 1" she began, with wavering cour-
age, "what have you got to say for yourself,
now21-
Coldly, cruelly he looked at her.
I " I s" he queried. "Woman, if it were
I not for the over -mastering love I bear for
you, I should never look upon you again 1',1
Ms face convulsed with tragic suffering
that was balm to her heart to witness, but
she only sneered :
"Can you explain the deception you tried
to practice upon me 7
" Can you obliterate the insult put upon
your husband in that unsvoinanly dispatch 9
A woman with so little confidence in her
husband would be better off to live alone.
For my part, I am not only disgusted but
disenchanted."
He turned sorrowfully away, and bowed
his face in his hands. She approached him
and laid the letter which had caused her
such grief, under his eyes.
"Read that. Knowing you had no pic-
ture of mine, what was I to think ?"
"What any intelligent, right-minded
wife would have thought; you wonld have
sai& to yourself: He is incapable of deceit;
he has my picture, somehow.'"
"But you did not have it."
He looked at her with sad, resigned sor-
row. His lips quivered', as he sadly mur-
mured:
"Oh, woman 1 without an atom of faith 1"
Then he put his hand in his pocket and
produced her photograph.
"Oh, darling forgive me ! This old thing
taken long before we were engaged! Why,
I didn't know you ever had one of these!"
The restored confidence made her pretty
blue eyes swim in tearful joy. She put her
arms around him' asking his pardon, cares-
sing even his coatcollar.
"My dear," said he, looking into her face
with grove, but loving reproach, "let this
be a warning. Never doubt me again, no
matter what appearance Ma,y be. I can
always look you squarely in the eye, and
say, am innocent,'"
And she believed him.
He Was Young.
The plba, of ignorance is often made in be-
half of youthful offenders, but not often
more plausibly than in the following case s
A tramp was prowling abant in search of
something to steal, when his coat was seized.
by a dog, The, owner of the dog promptly.
appeared, and demanded, " Diet dose slog
bide yon ?"
No lint he grabbed ine coat."
" Well you must Meese oxcuse hint.
Ven he vas oldter, he vill seize holdt mit
dose Wet off him, andeadt all der polies
ondt-of your pody He vat too younk yet
already, bud von he ged dater, he ho,Ve
more vat you call slot, experience
The Girl he Loved Decided to Wed.
" Well," remarked a young man to a
group of friends, " the only girl I ever
really loved is to be married the 10th of
next mouth."
" Too bad," old fel," said a member of
the party. You have my sympathy."
"You know the old story about as good
fish in the sea, don't you ?" inquired an-
other.
"Why don't you punch the lucky fel.
low ?" asked it pugilistic inernber, and
prevent him from coming to thne at the
wedding ?"
" Who is the lucky man ?" asked a fourth
member of the gathering?
" If you would only give me 0 chance /
will tell yon. She is to marry me."
"What makes that girl Walk so funny?
inquired De Smythe of Browne." "Is she
intoxicated t" Oh tto ; she's not intriiii•
tatedt" reepolided ''It's only her
shoes that are tight,"
The Indiana towns of Washington and
Vincennes are at loggm heads, and 0 boycott
is the result. At a recentsueeting in Wash-
ington her elergyinen, editors, merchants,
farmers lawyers, and eitimens generally
solemnly agreed not to buy anything of Vin-
cennes bk 01 her citizens.
Why is a baby fed from ten to a. dozen
times a day? Because babies, bless 'ein,
should be filled tip whohmtrthey show symp.
toms ef " hollerness."