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Fashion designers made the se)ces
look alike. Novi toiletries rnanufac
turej's are making them smell alike.
That'sthe raticlusion of The:
Financial Post Magazine following a
blind -testing of men's colognes
'reported by Ted Wood in the latest
issue.
To confuse the panel of four men and
two women, a women's cologne,
U.8,1978
Charlie. was included with a sample of
eleven men's cologneswhich/the panel
rated for subtlety, masculinity, per-
sonality, and occasion most suited for
use.
Charlie rated second only to Yves St.
Laurent for Men in overall preference.
Which fist goes to show you don't have
to be a woman to smell sweet these
days!.
the Easter message: have faith
Behind the lilies and the bunnies and
the eggs there Iles a thought about
Easter that transcends even the or-
thodox teachings of the Christian
church, let alone the fluffy inanities
that passes for the usual commercial
Easter, says the United Church.
And that thought is a message of
hope. The radiance of Easter has
always been preceded by the -
crucifixion. In our world today there
are all too many crucifixions and
Jesus knew that when he said,
"daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for
me, but for yourselves and for your
children."
And in our world today where
selfishness, hatred, violence, cruelty
and indifference become the
crucifixion, too often there is missing
the radiance of Easter, the hope of
Easter.
Easter does not tell the world that
the stark realities of human suffering
are over. Indeed Easter reminds us
that we cannot escape these facts. But
what Easter does is remind us that we
need not become 'cynical and hopeless.
Because Easter calls Us to work, as
did Jesus and His disciples after the
crucifixion, tohelp rescue the world
from all that plagues it. To work
.$ together in a community of love is the
message of Easter.
There will be all the trials and pains
of the Cross, there will be all the failure
that . is summed up in- that grotesque
death, there will be all the weakness
and despair, all the frailty nad
penitence. •But at the end will come
Easter, the resurrection, the glory, all
the things we sing about -- welcome
happy morning!
So Easter reminds us of the human
condition. We cannot have the victory-
without
ictory-without the defeat but the assurance .is
that in God's community of love, there
is hope.
So the message of Easter 1976, like
the first Easter is:
Have faith!
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
Chicken cheeps
When 1 was a boy. I used to have oc-
casionally what were known in those days a
"bilious attack". They included a splitting
headache and a stomach so jittery it would
accept nothing but hot lemonade and lady
fingers of toast. They would last two or
three days. during which I would withdraw
from the world rilt4whooping and pain and
.darkness.
Today. of course. I would be sent first to a
specialist. who would diagnose migranes.
If they persisted. I would then probably go
tit a psychiatrist. who would decide that I
was too sensitive for the world and put me
on tranquilizers. At age 10, I'd probably be
an addict
We've come a long way. In those days.
my mother would spend hours stroking her
fingers through my hair. and gently rub-
bing my scalp. And I would emerge, rejoin
the world, .and ravenously gcirge the senses
that had been starved for a day or two.
I haven't had one of those attacks since I
was a kid. though a bad hangover. if I had
ever chanced to have one. would probably
have been a reasonable parallel. Maybe
I'm not too sensitive for the world any
lire.
But I have been feeling rather bilious.
occasionally in the •last year or two. And
ever the curious observer. I have looked
around to find what was causing the
problem.
Finally. i zeroed in on it. The nausea is
caused by the whining of university
professors concerning the communicative
skills of today's students.
They'd never put it so simply. But what
they mean is that two thirds of the people
they accept into university can't write a
decent sentence. let alone a paragraph, and
can't, express themselves orally in stan-
dard 1•:nglish.
Its perfectly true. of course. But why do
they whimper about it? Why do they try to
blame the high schools? Why do they ac-
cept these students in the first place. if
they'll• not up to scratch?
111 tell you why. It's. because they are so
hard up for money. they'!] accept anything
that can pronounce its own name and isn't
stalking on all fours
The universities have lowered their own
'standards. even the best of them, and
;prolifer.itcd their courses, and introduced
'"Mickey Mouse'. courses and highly
flexible guidelines in the desperate effort to
get living corpses onto their campuses.
They are body snatchers of the 20th
century, in the scramble for government
grants
A. dozen years ago. if you failed a subject
in your graduating year in high school. you
failed your year. and repeated it.
Nowadays you would graduate even though
your over-all average was 56, and some
third rate university called Sir Wilfred
Mcbonald University of the Fine Arts
would sweep you into its folds with little
squeals of delight.
And six months later. the head of the
English Department at good old (five
years) Sir Wilfred would bemoan in the
newspapers that the college had to set up a
course in remedial English, because it
wasn't . being taught properly -in the high
schools, and the Head of Math would say
the same thing.
It would never occur to them to look at
the high school marks of Joe, who, with
many peers. is giving them -the headaches.
They would find that Joe actually got 47
in English, and was given 50 as a gift, so as
not to "hold him back;'. A mark of 50, to
anyone in the know, means a failure. They.
would find, on inquiring. that Joe had
received 42 in math, but the guidan-
ce department talked his math teacher into
giving him a 50, because he had promised
he would never take math again. So he
enrolls in architecture.
1 have taught under both the old and new
systems of education. The old was
ridiculous, a formula of rote learning.
The new is just as silly. It is so muddled
that no one, least of all the students, knows
what is going on. Such words as effort.
challenge. • excellence. have been thrown
out likestale dishwater. They have been
replaced by flexibility. individual choice, a
good learning situation, and the creativity
of the child.
What poppycock. What it means is that
everything is twice as easy as it was. the
chance of failure is remote. a.nd the
students are being shoe -horned into an
alien world that is as different from school
as Dracula is from Anne of Green Gables.
But all is not lost. What the university
people. and those who would revert to the
old days of lock -step. vegimented
educatipn, fail to realize is that today the
high schools are, at least giving some in-
sight into the human spirit. compassion,
dignity. and what life is really about, to
thousands of young people who. a decade
ago. would have been turfed into the factors
and dead end jobs at age 16. grade 10.
Maybe that's one of the good things about,
high unemployment. There's no room for
this generation, so they stay in school. They
learn something.
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Odds 'n' ends
by Elaine Townshend
Spring things
What pops into your mind when you think of. spring?
Robins and daffodils? Or. rain and mud?
The days are longer now. and each morning the songs of
the birds sound louder. contrasting the silence of the winter
dawns. Robins. wrens, blackbirds and a few bluebirds
gather twigs for their nests.
Shoots of new grass sprout through our matted lawns.
while crocuses. tulips, daffodils and hyacinth color our
flower bed. Inside, bouquets of pussy willows decorate our
tables. The tiny buds on the tree branches remind us the
cherry and apple blossoms will soon bloom and leaves will
cover all the trees.
Children exchange their skates for baseball bats, skip-
ping ropes and bikes. Jackets and running shoes replace
bulky coats and boots and encourage mothers to send the
children outside to play more often. An arrangement that
usually pleases both parties.
Unfortunately, few adults are as.carefree as the children.
and we have little time to observe spring's effect- cmNature.
We (bought Ave were busy during the winter, but compared
to spring, winter was a vacation.
For homemakers, spring means housecleaning time.
Dusty curtains comedown, sometimes falling on our heads:
clotheslines sag under the weight of sopping blankets, and
mops occasionally knock over pails of dirty water on floors
that have just been scrubbed. 'the contents of junk drawers
is sorted and inevitably stuffed back'in:
Although ,the sunshine brings cheer, it also draws at-
e 'ntion to our dirty windows. Most men complain as much
out removing the storms. as they did about putting them
on last fall. Hockey play-offs and the beginning of the
baseball season on TV seem to run interference with the
outside chores.
To ensure the unhampered growth of the spring bulbs,
gardeners rake bushels of dead leaves and weeds from the
flower beds. Last month's ice storm. which left twigs and
branches scattered over our lawns. created a bigger clean-
up job than usual for this spring. The green grass indicates
the lawn mowers will soon be needed.
Meanwhile. the farmers repair the fences that broke
under the pressure of the snowdrifts. They also unload their
orders of seed and fertilizer and haul machinery out of the
implement sheds - plows, cultivators. disks. harrows, drills.
planters and extra tractors. When all the machines are
strewn over the yeard. it's difficult to understand how- they
could all be stored in one building. I wonder whether such a
feat iS listed in the Guinness World Book of Records.
The April showers. that bring the May flowers and 'make
the pastures grow, also cause clogged sewers. flooded
basements and washed-out sideroads. Most unpaved
streets and gravelled roads contain ruts. into which our
cars disappear. Getting stuck in the muck is as much a part
of spring as listening to the robins sing.
As you scrape the mud from your shoes. consider the
words of Ralph Waldo Emerson:
"'Tis not in the high stars alone.
Not in the cups of budding flowers.
Nor in the redbreast's mellow tone,
Nor in the bow that smiles in showers.
But in the mud and scum of things
There always, always something sings."
From our early files .
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TEN YEARS AGO
April 14, 19U
After an hour of discussion
Tuesday evening. Clinton Lions
Club passed a motion to continue
to operate the arena as in the
past.
This was the wording of a
lengthy motion proposed by Lions
George Laves and Royce
Macauley. which read, in part
"that Lions retain ownership and
continue to operate until we
definitely know that there will be
ice in the proposed new arena for
the '66='67 season"
This week the Clinton News -
Record announces a subscription
price increase effective the end of
the month. At that time the an-
nual rate in Canada and the
United Kingdom will be $5 per
year. In the U.S. and other
destinations 'where postage must
be affixed, the rate will be $6.50 a
year.
= Almost a full court house at
Goderich on Tuesday heard the
first 15 witnesses in what
promises 'to be a three-day
hearing of arbitration by lodge
R .S. Heatllerington.
Judge Heatherington was
appointed by County Council to
arbitrate an appeal by a number
of ratepayers in Tuckersmith
Township. against the council of
Tuckersmith, to either deal with,
or release, certain lands from
County of Huron School Area No.
2. for t"he purpose of forming a
union school section with the
town of Seaforth.
Due to the town taking over the
garbage collection service. an
increase in the County of Huron
rate and an increase in both high
school and public school rates,
the town of Clinton has been
forced to increase the mill rate by
11 mills.
The new rates are 89 milts for
residential and farm property
and 99 mills- for industrial.
commercial,. professional and
business taxes This is the first
increase in the residential rate
since 1959 when it jumped from 72
to 78 mills.
25 YEARS AGO
April 12.1851
Erection of a $285.000 ad-
ditional of Clinton District
Collegiate institute will remain in
abeyance until the next meeting
of the board which will be held on
Tuesday evening. May 8.
Five of the eight municipalities
arc in favour of the project.
Warble fly treatment got un-
derway this week, with 12
- municipalities in the County of
Huron carrying on campaigns
thi, ....r year. R.G. Bennett.
agricultural representative for
Huron County stated today.
"Most cattle are in very good
condition for'this time of year and
feed supplies are still quite
adequate," he said.
A.J. McMurray. chairman of
the recent local campaign for the
Canadian Red Cross Society.
stated today that the committee
was very appreciative of the
splendid response. He estimated
that the total, still incomplete,
now stands at about $1.640. with
reports from two or three points
not in yet. Total a year ago was
about 51,750.
Salaries_of the members of the
teaching staff of Clinton Public
School were discussed at the
April meeting of the board in the
school last Thursday evening.
when all members were present
except trustee 'Leslie Ball who
was out of town.
The Board decided to offer
contracts for 1951-52 bearing
approximately ten percent in-
creases. Definite figures were not
available however.
Miss Joan Moore. teacher of
Grade Three for the tast year.
resigned. stating she was leaving
the profession: Her place will be
filled.
The Board decided to request
that the Home and School -Club,
which has beeii inactive since
1937. be reorganized; if so, it will
receive the whole hearted sup-
port of the Board.
Hullett Township Council voted
in favour of granting 535 to the
Huron Central Agricultural
Society.
50 YEARS AGO
Apri1.22,192*
Winners at Clinton Spring Shosy
were Fred Colquhoun, Robert
Lamont. A. and J. Broadfoot.
James Stirling. James . Van
Egmditd. John Vodden, William'
Grey. A. Sinclair. E. Johnson.
John Dale. John Deichert, Jean
McEwen, Bert Boyles, and many
others.
Harry Edgar Munro. only son
of Mr. and Mrs. E. Munro died
last Wednesday. Surviving as
well as his parents ate his
grandparents. Mr. and Mrs.
Robert Fitzsimmons and several
aunts and uncles. Rev. A.A.
Holmes assisted by Rev. A.
MacFarlane, officiated at the
funeral, and the pallbearers were
Willis Van Egmond, Edgar Dale.
William Walters. George Elliott,
Stanley Shobbrook and• Stewart
McBrien.
Mr. and Mrs. John Torrance
and Miss Maude. and Mr. and
Mrs. W.T. O'Neil have returned
home after spending the winter
months in Florida.
W. Lane. dealer in Durant cars.
has taken the vacant showroom
in the Hydro Block.
Markets were: wheat. 51.25:
oats 40c to 45c; buckwheat. 60c:
barley 60c; eggs. 20c to 26c:
butter. 40c. live hogs 513.
Manager Bartliff of the corner
restaurant has installed an ice -
less refrigerator.
Those assissting at the Young
People's league in Ontario Street
United Church were Mrs. Downs.
Miss Edith Johnston, Aubrey
Carter. Rev. J.C. Moorehouse
and Joe Yesbec.
A.J. McMurray Harriston, was
m tower ri Spring Show Day.
Having been connected with the
fair for a number of years. Mr.
McMurray was very interested in
its success.
Miss Gwen Holmes, Toronto.
has come home to nurse her
mother. Mrs. A. A. Holmes. who
is quite ill.
75 YEARS AGO
April .12. 1901
One of George Sterling's best
working horses fell dead in the
bush the other day while skidding
out, the logs. Whether the animal
polled too hard or not is a
mystery. It expired inside of two
minutes.
A Committee from Hensall
including the council, were in
Clinton • recently inspecting the
pipe band instruments of the
C.O.F. band. which existed last
year. A number in that place
have decided to organize a band
and it was with a view of our
chasing the committee visited
Clinton. We learn that a bargain
was made. In all there were
about 12 instruments with the
drums and they were sold at
about $70_ We hope the Hensall
people will have 'a good
drganization and favour us at
some near date.
A subscriber recently writing
from Ontario California. where a
number of Clintonians have
settled, says the prospects in that
place for fruit are good. They
have had recent rains and the
plum. peach. prune and apricot
trees are in fuel bloom; barley is
high and green. The weather is
like June and there are more
tourists than ever before.
County Clerk Lane has totalled
the population of the County from
the assessment rolls, of which he
has just received the list for 1900.
and that our readers may see the
changes one year makes, we
have given the population for
1999. It will be seen that the
Towns and Villages have lost 19,
and townships 307. too great a
loss for the fine old agricultural
county of Huron. Total population
in 1899 was 60475 while the
population of Huron County in
1900 was 60.149. The total
decrease in population in 1900
was 326.
Mr. Landers. near the village
of Kippen. has succeeded in
getting the first prize for oats at
the Paris Exposition. As the
exposition was not a financial
success, the Gold Medal has not
been sent to him. He could obtain
the medal by sending 525.
The Presbyterian Church in
Auburn is r joicrng in the fact
that the late deficit, in the Home
Mission is now paid in full. A call
was lately made and the money
came in sums ranging from 25
cents to five thousand dollars.
The work has greatly increased.
all the college students who
wished .r place to preach in the
summer months. in the home
missu►n hoards, obtained it and
still more men are needed
Colts
Dear Editor:
As 1 follow the progress of
the '76 Mustangs, 1 am also
following with nostalgia the
progress of the '51 Colts in
"Through Our Early Files"
column of 25 years ago.
These early files arouse
many fond memories of that
season. While we literally
met our Waterloo at the
hands of the Bridgeport Vets.
your files neglected to point
out what had been the high
point of the season; namely a
goal scored by Dan
Colquhoun Sr. on Bindernagel
of the Vets. a goalie of great
ability and reputation of that
era.
It was one of the few goals
'scored by D,ar1 Sr.. and I trust
your omisSion of this feat was
not intended to slight his
ability.
"Yours truly,
(an old Colt)
Elmer Schlotzhauer,
Clinton.
Flying saucers
Dear Editor,
We would like to inform you
and your readers that a
Centre to investigate and
study the phenomenon of
Unidentified Flying Objects
(UFOs) has recently been
established in Toronto.
An independent private
Canadian group. the UFO
Research Centre: Ontario
will 'seriously and scien-
tifically study the complex
and controversial UFO
enigma. The Centre will
operate as a standing com-
mittee of the Toronto Society
for Psychical Research, set
up in 1970 as a federally
registered not-for-profit
institution. '
The Centre aims to be a
place to which individuals
can report UFO sightings or
experiences without fear of
ridicule. and wtith assurance
that their reports will receive
serious attention and be
treated in strict confidence.
We aim to pursue a
scientific study of such
reports. to become a source of
information and undertake
public education programs
about UFOs. and to co-
operate with other serious
groups and individuals in the ;
field. Also. we would like to
secure the voluntary services
of people such as
astronomers. teachers,
journalists and psychologists
who have special technical
knowledge/ skills or
facilities relevant to UFO
research.
If you would like further
information about the Centre
• please contact us at the
address below. Thank -you.
Yours sincerely.
Iris Owen t Mrs.)
Honorary Secretary
UFO Research Centre:
Ontario
P.O. Box 427. Station F.
Toronto M4Y 2L8
Phone 416-964-0244
LeIkr to the ditor
Dear Editor
Matthew 27 51--53. ac-
cording to many translations,
has been t ery difficult to
appret•tate. However.
current events sometimes
help to clarify. For instance:
The recent Guatemalan
earthquake. "Time"
magazine reports that
"several mourners who went
to bury their dead in family
plots found that the coffins of
long -dead relatives had been
uncovered by the quake '•.
Something similar occurred
during an earthquake in the
Jerusalem area at Jesus'
death.
at that time, dead bodies
were customarily placed in
vaults or chambers cut from
Palestine's soft limestone
rock. often in hillsides.
Johannes , Greber's tran-
slation reports that when
Jesus died. "the earth
quaked. and Cie rocks were,
shattered. Tombs were laid
open. and many bodies of
those buried there were
tossed upright. In this
posture they projected from
the graves and were seen by
many who passed: by on their
way back to the city."
(Matthew 27:51-53 Greber).
Hence. rather than a
resurrection. as some Bible
translations imply. there
appears to have been merely
an exposure of the dead to
observers. as in Guatemala.
The more we examine the
Bible and apply the advice of
Isaiah: "Come. now. let us
reason together". the more
we are convinced that the
words of Jesus concerning the
Scriptures : "Thy Word is
truth" are. really a safe guide
for Christians.
Sincerely.
C. F. Barney.
Clinton
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