The Exeter Times, 1886-7-1, Page 2A DAY AHEAD,
The Tlue*t Of DisI,aherltauee..
Them i ht before wedding da 1 Waa
n y �li
ever night ao full of tour --were ever
boors so full of dream) minutes, they
flaemed to crawl after each other through
Its dead, cold gloom l
As the early dawn breaks through the
loom of night, I hear the old cook in the
farmyard give a dismal hoot preparatory
to thret crow of the new dsy.
I only ate to drink a' m of ilk ere I
leave, the bowie, only just in tlane to catch
the train as it palms our country station.
I em in time. Once more my hands are
!clasped in hiss. We say no word ; only
hurry through the etreete till we enter
the office where we are made man and
wife. All is a dream to me. The only
thing blast eoewe real to me ie the shining
ring on my finger.
I look at 11 in a kind of fear ars I draw
my old ktd glove over it before leaving
the house into which Norah Giennle had
gone a few minutes ago. and out of which
now a white,startled woman was leaning
leson.
Ma
Norah p
6° Don't be so distressed, my darling I
Don't look eo, or I cannot bear it 1"
I drew a deep breath ; I stretched out
my hand a little wildly, I suppose, for he
takes 11 in his and lays it on his arm as he
hurries me through the street back again
in the direction o the railway 'station.
Once more we are in the train.
6Q Mine—mine forever I I do not fear
the future now 1" le all my husband eaye ;
but there is a world of love in his eyes.
Poor William I in a week's time he will
be on the ocean, and we will have garbed
for many months --perhaps years. He
lets me rest quietly in his arms during
the very shore journey back again to Nor-
lington. I got out of the train alone, as
he is going on some bueineae two etabions
further on ; then he will come back for
the rest of the week.
"Before you go into this room, wife,
darling, you will take it off 7"—and he
touches my finger, on which the bright
new wedding ring glitters.
" 1 cannot 1 I say, shuddering. " It
is unlucky to remove a wedding ring 1"
" But, my darling, his sharp eyes will
surely—"
The train goes on, and I am alone. I
see his"face looking at me from the win-
-dow, alarmed and anxious; but I nod re-
assuringly and he smiles.
About my ring. I must hide it ; but I
cannot take it off. I hurry up into my
room and hurriedly tarn over the contents
of an old musty dressing case that had
been my father's. Where can it be 7 That
old garnet ring, with the queer under -
groove in it, that I feel sure will let this
thin wedding ring into it, and no keep my
secret from prying eyes. Ah 1 with hot,
tremblingfingers 1 find it ; it dose exactly
as I thought 1t would do.
With that broad old ring always on I
need fear no diacoyery. None bub myself
would ever know that under it lay an-
other, the tiny circlet of gold binding me
stronger than iron bands could do to my
dear love."
Daring the day my old uncle is taken
much worse, and he will let no one be
near him but me. William comes in and
out of the room, but I am tied to it all
the day, till toward evening uncle falls
into a deep sleep, and I can safely leave
him with his nurse. It was a rambling
old house, Norlington farm, and it had
been my only home now for nearly seven
years, all of which time William Maple -
son had lived as my uncle's steward and
helper under the same roof.
It had been a hard, self-denying life
for him, perhaps ; but for me—or rather
'for his love for me—he would never have
borne lb. Till latterly, the hard old man
had never discovered our love, and when
he had, there was no peace ander his
roof. He had raged and stormed, declar-
ing that no niece of his should marry
William Mapleaon on pain of disinheri-
tance.
I had been weak and helpless, alone in
the world, not very strong in health, when
he bad come to my father's funeral , and,
after paying all expenses, had simply
said : " Nowgo pack your kit. You
must come with me to Norlington farm.
Can't say what old Betty will say, but
there's nothing else, as I see, to be done.
Remember, 'tis not a lady's life I am of-
fering you ; but I suppose yon are not too
fine a lady to know what work means 7"
If I had been then, all was corrected
by now. During these seven years I
have worked hard and lived hard. Yet
there are those who say that old Peter
Glennie is worth half a million of money.
My golden week of happiness le gone,
but, although William is gone, I am
strangely content.
Since the morning after my marriage
my uncle has been better and quieter.
Old Mr. Baines, the lawyer, had been
with him a fall hour that morning, and
old Jenkins had been called into his room
to alga his name to some document, to-
gether with the hired nurse.
" Here's a miserable old man," she
said to me that same day. " I suppose
it's his will we signed. What a grudge
he seems to have against marriage. He
growls continually in hie sleep about fools
getting married."
"Ah 1" I said, "he has never. mar-
ried."
"No," she laughed. "I should not
nay any one else was the loser by that,
either.
He had called her at this moment, and
I was left alone to overhear a conversation
between old Jenkins and Betty, who,
being both deaf, were talking over the
same matter in the kitchen.
"Ah, well, Betty, it's a hard day for
the farm when William goes away ; an'
how'il the old master do wi' a new ateward
at his toime o' life I wonder'?"
He knows what he's about, never you
fear, Dedee think for a moment as how
he don't know a' letting him go is the
only way o' preventing a marriage be-
tween he and Ittiee Nora 1 He 1 ha 1 ha 1"
As I hear her canning old laugh at my
expense ][.sat hugging m y lovetom y
heart. Old -Betty"' divine a owed 'me a
in ton'
°to�orl
grudge for coming gg farm,
n compelled to allow
although she haat boo
in civility.
me ordinary y,
How little the knee, we were married
only yesterday,under herve nose, as it
o y ., very
were. So far I' had deoeivedhlrn and
the few other people I knew --deceived
hlup through his own herdneae, So far
as I wee oonoerned I would have told
him, only I knew, and any husband know,
Oast any .sudden rhook would, in all pre.
bability, 'kill him.
We etleelld, beve,parbed and kept true
faith to each other if my strength had not
been weakened when the good, offer to go
to Granape had come so suddenly. Then
he had prayed me to marry him before he
start pso that if my uncle died I might
ed, g
at once come out to hien as hie wife.
Andnow William was one. The ah!
p
g_
had sailed and I was alone, but happierl
far than if I had denied him hie prayer.
Since the day after my marriage, when
Mr. Balnee had been with nay uncle, he
had been more quiet, but strangely aux.
ions not to let me oub of hie eight.
The ebip had sailed only one week
when my uncle died suddenly ; and then
came the reading of the old miser's will.
I ,Dame down with my wedding ring ex-
posed for the fireb time. It was noticed
TEE
4M-
Parm Gates.
The season being at hand wben,tbe chewy
and oonvenlent farm appendages should be
put in position, I write to offer_yeur read
err, a little of my overloud. Having ob
leaved in my travels that a majority of
heavy gates sag, so as to become inoonye.
dent or owlets after a year or two, T three
Years ago adopted the often•xepeated reoom•
ine- p with es-
da ea to set
the
h t
me tl
n po
g e
most
should ben h.
mons. This post f t
durable timber, et least ten inches in diam-
eter, nine feet long, and set four feet in the.
ground. The post hole should be dug two
feet equate, and of eouree four feet deep.
A layer of mortar, mixed .as for cisterns,
two or three inohes thick, should be spread
over the, bottom of the hole and the post set
perpendicularly in the "center and steylethr
ed to keep it in poeitlen while the hole is
being filled around it. Now put a layer of
email stone, three or four inches through,
around the bottom of the post, then pour
ab once. thin mortar en to this layer of stones so
Old Betty's eyes hada wicked gleam in that it will fill the spaces ; then alternate
them as ehe said : " Perhaps you didn't layers of email atones and thin mortar till
know—you and William Mal eon—that the hole is filled, Let it stand eigbt er ten
you'd lose everything 1f emu married 7" days to set before hanging the gate, and
y y g y you have a peat set as in a solid rook. 1
have three e sten hung on posts set n tine
ie
way, onto one
of whioh an unruly cow
jumped and hung herself up, and while in
that position the gate, not being fastened
swung around nifty degrees. The gate
swung shut all right, but, owing to this
severe teat, was actually depressed a quarter
of an inch, but the poet moved not a hair-
breadth, as we could peroeive.
Of the many kinds of hinges for heavy
gates I like the " hook and eye" the best,
They cost $1 a set. I have them made of
rgnare, •!nob bar iron, to prevent turning,
long enough to reach through the post, with
nut on outer end and collar en lower binge
to prevent it working through too far.
With two or more seta of hooka in the post
the gate may be raised to any height the
accumulating snow may require.
A gate well made, of goad material, kept
painted, and hung in this way will coat
about $5, and, barring accidents, will keep
ha place twenty years.
The beet fastening is a latoh and catch.
A mortise ehould be made through one of
the poste of the gate in which the boarde
are framed and belted. Through this mor-
tise a latch ef hardwood, three feet long or
more, an inch or over narrower than the
mortise to give it play, should pass to catch
on the poet against which the gate swinge.
A poet with catch should be planted so as
to receive the latch when the gate swings
wide open, so that 1t is always ezonre and
never left to the mercy of the wind.
'of it " I said.
think
We didn't,
"I should have sailed with him had not
my duty kept me with my uncle."
" And so," she said, " you have gone
and lost a fortune—lost a fortune to get
married 1"
I cannot describe the !Pelmet sneer
with which she Messed out the words.
" I made his will the 271h of this month,
my dear lady, decreeing it so. When
were you married 1"
" On the 2611*, Mr. Baines."
The old gentleman stared at me, then
rapidly read bhe short will.
t was to be disinherited of more than
half a million of money if I married from
that date—so it was worded. I was mar-
ried the day before.
SUMMER MLLES.
Two heads are better than one on a freak
in a dime museum.
Jaebne bas been put to work in the laun-
dry. There le a sad -irony abent this.
The Anarohiet movement appears to lee
oompooed principally of bombe and bums.
Speaking of files, a base ball player says:
"Tiny come high, but we must he"e them."
James Warder, of Nokesville, Va., in -
data that the fallowing is a true snake
story : "My wife's eta turkey hen was
sitting beside the garden fence on thirteen
eggs. About a week ago a large black
snake came along and ate the turkey, curl-
ed himeeif en the eggs, and stayed there
until they batched out, and then ate the
whale breod at once."
From the Hartford Courant : Tho
Canaan News tells of a man whe began
work on a barn 30 yeare ago and who
finally got the frame raised en Thursday.
For 30 years it has been a conundrum often
naked : " When fn Tempkin'a barn going
to be raised ?" and for 30 years the invari-
able answer has been : " Next Thursday
afteraeen."esi
" Wby, Mary, have you Dome back to be
a hired girl again ? I thought you left ns to
get married and have a bourse of your own 2"
..
,
, „
what have yen
So I did, mum, Well
come back for 2" " Well, you see, mum,
John's dens purty well, an' we kep' a hired_.
girl, too, an' I'm kind av tired o' the way o'
life. I thought I'd like to come back an'
be boss again fur a while."
"Amanda, I wish you to put the large
Bible in a prominent place en the centre of
the table, and place three or four hymn
books carelessly around en the sofas. I have
advertised for a young man to board in a
Christian family, and I tell you what, if you
girls don't manage, either one of you to take
him in, why 111 never try anything again,
for I'm tired nut."
Lawyer—" May it please the Court, the
defence does net care to cross-examine the
witness as testimony coming from him fs
not worthy of belief." Jnnge—" Has the
witness ever been convicted of any criminal
offense 2" Lawyer—" Not that 1 knew ef,
your Honer." Judge—" Han he the reputa-
tion of being a falsifier 2" Lawyer—" Not
exactly that, your Honor; but he has been
employed two eeaeone as a baseball umpire."
Judge—"Ah (Te the witneee) You can
step down, Cir, (To the Meth) Call the
next witness. ' -
" Fannie," he said to her, "I love you
with my whole heart, and I want you to be
my wife. It is true I•in only a department
clerk with $1.400 a year; but, Fannie,
money dees net buy happiness. Do you love
me, darling 1' " Oo-eo," she cooed, nest-
tlinfi her head en his new coat front. "And
you do love me 2" he exclaimed, with confi•
denoe, "Yon love me with your whole soul
and being 2' "May be net quite that
much," she gurgled, " but I love you $1,400
worth, George, and that's $400 mere than I
ever laved any living man."
a --+renis
Summer Resort Diamonds.
" What's them?" said a workman in a
g lass factory, es the men rolled a number
of barrels and orates into a oar on the side
track. nee
" Oh, them'a Summer resort dimints,
was the reply, " wires we are ebippin' off to
hotel clerks at waterin' places."
-sem•--
A feature of a meeting of the Salvation
Al my the other night in Waal ington was
an address by a converted dude. The
army prayed veciferonaly for all poor
dudes yet unconverted,
The late James Smith, of Falkirk, Soot -
land, who introduced American cooking-
stoves into Great Britain, was a brother of
that Colonel Robert Smith, who was killed
in the assault upon Fort Craig, and was also
enoh a warm personal friend of Jefferson
Davis,
Discontented Wife—" If I had known
that I should have to work so hard after
I was married I should have remained
single." Husband—" I thought the way
you worked to get me you liked to work. '
"Where are you going 7" she said, as,
her husband started to go out at the end
of the first act. " Oh, no place much,"
he replied, nonchalantly. " I' notice the
curtain has taken a drop, and I thought a
little of doing the same thing myself."
The Calgary Tribune says that among the
men hired in Toronto recently for work on
the Canadian Peoifio Railway in the moun-
tains, to all appearances!! a boy of about
eighteen
PPe y
en years of age, who found employ-
ment
mployment in the cooking establishment. It wee
eel however, that these bead
soon disoovex , , pp
boy was a female, and she assumed her pry.
per olothing,announoed heraeif to be a mem-
ber of the Salvation Army, and in addition
to retaining her, place and discharging her
usual duties, alto now conclude Salvation
Army serviette in the evening,
Sow Some Women: Began Life.
The sweet poetess, Lucy Laroom, wan
mill band
Sarah Bernhardt wasa dressmaker's.
apprentioe ; so was Matilda Heron.
Adelaide Neilson began•life es a ohild'e
nurse, and Lady Hamilton ae housr-
waid.
Pretty Mande Granger, with the gold-
brown eyes and abapely form, first earned
her livelihood by running a aewing-ma.
chine.
Miss Braddon, the well-known nove•
lid, was a utility mitred in the English
provinces, performing principally in pan-
tomime:
Christine Nilsson was a poor Swedish
peasant, and ran barefoot in childhood.
Jenny Lind, also a Swede, was the Baugh•
ter of a principal of a young ladies' board-
ingrsohool, and beyond' rather narrow oir-
cumebanoea had no especial difficulties in
order to gain celebrity.
Timely Suggestions,
Cows which give most and richest milk
need most. careful feeding, as exoeesive
stimulation of milk glands canna parget,
and often milk fever. Many a valuable
Jersey oow bas been destroyed by trying to
force an unnatural butter yield. We be.
lieve in geed feeding of all oowe, but where
the tendency is largely to butter produce
tion a good deal of discretion must be used
in giving too mnoh.
Mk correspondent of the New England
Farmer gives the following recipe for mak-
ing a grafting wax : White resin, four and
a half pounds; beeswax, pure, one pound;
linseed oil, one pint. Warm t e oil slowly
and when hot put in the resin at dwax ; stir
web till all is't-horo hl :melte , and pour
thoroughly
rill like mo -
of convent-
s sausages,
1 cellar, and
wounds of
out into a palled cold water';
lasses Dandy, and form inletiok
ent size, say abent as large:
This will keep for years in a o
is an excellent application for a
trees.
The old practice of growing pumpkins
among oorn had been growing unpopular for
some years with farmers who desire to give
their corn thorough cultivation. It is, in
short, deemed better to grow the pumpkins
by themselves. A difference is not only
noticed in the cern, but the pampkns attain
larger size and are better ripened. To best
grow ohelee varieties it Is not only essential
that they be raised alone, but the soil should
be rich and well worked. Barris recom-
mends planting in rewe from eight to ten
feet apart, three or four feet apart in the
rows, dropping eight or ten seeds in a hill.
this is calculated to be a sufficient quantity
to leave three or four strong plants in the
hill. It is essential that the land be kept
free from weeds, even after the plants at-
tain ooneiderable size.
This recipe for cementing iron is given by
an English mechanical journal : Take equal
parts of sulphur and white lead, with about
a sixth of borax; incorporate the throe
thoroughly, When about to apply it wet
it with strong sulphuric acid and plane a
thin layer of it between the two pieces of
iron and press them together. In five days
it will be dry, all trades of the cement hav-
ing vanished, and the iron will have the
appearanoe of having been wedded together.
The Husbandman says a barn sheet is
something which ought to be found on every
farm, but seldom is. It ie simply a large
sheet of heavy cotton sheeting, sixteen
yards being sufficient to make a good-sized
one, to be spread en the wagon bottom
when buckwheat, eats, or wheat which is
too ripe are to be drawn in, The saving of
shelled grain which would otherwise be
lost le not inconsiderable. It serves another
purpose also, as it may be spread over an
unfinished stack during a sudden storm, er
over a load of grain in bags in the field or
on the way to town.
Nell Gwynn sold ora'bgee in the etreete
and theatres. From the pit, while vend-
ing her wares she took a fancy for the
stage, and let nothing atand in the way
until ehe achieved the object of her ambi-
tion.
She. became famous as an aotresa
and as the favorite of Charles II.
Mrs. Langtry is the daughter of a coun-
try parson of small means, but the old
proverb of her fade being her fortune
proved true in her one. Nevertheless,
the standing Mrs. Langtry has acquired
upon the boards entitles her to rank
among the self-made women of the day.
The mother of Clara Lonise Kellogg
strained every nerve to give Clara a
musical education, and at one time was
professional spiritual medium. Mies Kel-
logg failed three times. Each time she
retired, not discouraged, but to devote
herself to the still further development of
her voice. Finally ehe took the public
by storm. Her first failures were her
last.
r Strange and LuMere uie'Festlivid In lPppei'
Burman
The Burmese year 1248 oammeneed op
the 15th of last, month. On the three pro-
ceeding daye the Water Feast, the great
annual festival, whioh is observed through-
out all Burmah, was celebrated withthe
customary formalities and with usual bola-
totem!
tbtorous merriment. It la needless to give
any lengthened description of the Writer
Feast. Every writer on Burmah or the
Burmese has devoted some apace to dhotis -
sing the meaning and origin of and to de.
eoribing the festivities with which the Water
Feast is celebrated and the now Year nailer -
ed in. in both Lowe m and Upper Burmah
during the three days preoediag the new
year the towns and villages are filled with
CROWDS of inrcuairta QiRLS
and young men engaged in throwing water
over each other and the pa*sera-by. The
children are armed with large syringes,
whioh they use with great accuracy. Under
Burmese rule it was scarcely safe fer Europ-
eans to be seen in the etreete of Mandalay
during the three days the Water Feast`
fasted. They ran great ricks of being drew
ohed with the filthieet water that could be
found, although among themselves the Bur•
mese only
use the purest water av
a la.
ble.
Many a grudge was paid oft during the
Water Feast, and It was impossible to ob•
tain any redress. On the present occasion
the Burmese did not threw water on Europ-
eans until they had aaked and received
leave to do se ; permission was usually freely
giomm es Atkins by
p the ear appeared tooan thoroughlyBolden.
enter into the spirit of the thing anto
eojey engaging in a watery combat with
half a dozen Burmese girls. On the other
hand, the Sepoys did not appear to at all
relish the attentions with which they were
favored. During the Water Feast it is ad -
Amble for Europeans who do not under-
stand Burmese well to observe considerable
caution in replying to any questions which
may be addressed to them. An tfiirmative
reply given to a question in the belief that
A DEMAi*D FOR oHARPIY,
Mme. Roland—who, by her impassion-
ed and eloquent harangues, had so much
to do with bringing about the French re-
volution—was the daughter of a booksel-
ler, and sold books over the counter. She
was one of the most gifted and learned.
women of that terrible period. She be-
came a victim of the feud she had helped
to stir up, and perished on the guillotine:
She was the originator of the famous
phrase : " 0 Liberty l how many crimes
are commuted in thy name 1"
We have had two great female astrono-
mers, Miss Herschel! and Misa Mitchell.
Both were single women, and both took
up the study of astronomy in order to
assist their brothers. Miss Hersohell'a
pathway to fame was over a smooth road,
but Miss Marla Mitchell bad everything
to battle with. She was the daughter of
a email farmer in Nantucket, who was
obliged to eke oub his income by teach-
ing school at $2 a week. Maria was con-
stantly occupied with household duties,
and she describes her childhood ars i° being
an endless washing of dishes."
LATE Boltz ROWS.
l osidents el Belleville complete of letter
collectors reading postcards.
Diphtheria: is very bad at Anoaster. Three
and four persons are ill in some families.
Bottlefdfd has etteblished a Protestant
Public School district and eleotedtrustees,
Darbeg the last week. ef May the thermo,
meter registered 90 degrees in the shade at
Battleford.
Tho Jews at the Jewish oolouy in the
North-west are threatened with starvation.
are beingtaken,
Relief measurest a .
A party of tatty police have left Battleford
by the Cypress trail with a month's' forage
and provisions for patrol duty.
It. Is alleged that some Ottawa youths,
who insulted young ladies at a Saved' Army
meeting in Kemptvilie, were • soundly
thrashed by incensed young men of the vil-
lage.
Calgary Tribune reports that " Carl -
boo" da
Tf e amegrow, who made 1? $150, 000 in the
Cariboo. mines, is at present "broke," and
has gone to the Big Bend to repair his for-
tunes.
• Reports from Yale, 0,, represent the.
Fraser River to be gher than ever before
at this date, It is nay ten, feet below the
highest point reached in the great fre3het. .4.
of 1882, and old settlers predict that the
8:
hfhw
water o mark E that
year
will be ex-
ceeded. Deeded,
Clara Morris' mother was a nook in a
restaurant in Cleveland when Clara was
a lanky
;!r1 of
15 years of age.e.
Manag-
er
ane -er
John Elleler advertised for some extra
iris for the ballet in a pantomime he was
etting up. Clara applied for a place in
the extra ballet. She wore an old, faded
calico dress, much too short for her long
legs, a thin shawl, and a ragged woolen
scarf wrapped around her head. When
the extra girls were no longer required
Clara was retained for small parts. That
was the beginning of the career of the
great emotional actress, Clara Morris,
who, by the way, is of English, not Am-
erican, birth.
Anna Dickinson began life as a school-
teacher. Wearying of this, she one day
went to Mrs. John Drew, manageress of
the Arch Street theatre, Philadelphia,
and entreated her to give her an oppor-
tunity to go upon the stage. Mrs. Drew
heard her recite, told her that she had a
very bad accent, that she did not think
she would ever make an aotress, and ad•
vised her to go back to her school -teach-
ing. The war broke out soon afterward,
giving Miss Dickinson an opportunity to
emerge from obscurity. She still secret-
ly cherished histrionic aspirations, but
years were destined to elapse before she
was enabled to test whether Mrs. Drew
had been a true prophet or nob.
As a rale, literary women have had lees
severe struggles to gain distinction than
their sisters of the stage. Many of them
have had to battle with poverty, but few
with neglected education. Mrs. Somer-
ville, the only women who has become re-
nowned as a geologist, was one of the ex-
ceptions to the rule. As a child, she was•
allowed to run wild, and at the age of 11
did not know how to spell. As she grew
up she was kept helping in the family
housework until marriage seemed to offer
her deliverance. In this hope she was
doomed to her most bitterdlaappointmenb,
Her husband was a narrow-minded man,
who hated clever or even educated wo-
men. He considered them inferior men-
tally to his sex, and if a case appeared
where a woman proved herself of auperior
intellect he was horrified and frowned
her down as " unwomanly." He thought
that his wife unsexed herself by punning
her geological studies, and made her keep
strictly to her domestic duties. His death
happily left this gifted woman free to fol-
low the bent of her genius. Her second
husband encouraged her inher chosen
pursuit until she became the moat dis-
tinguished scientific woman of her day.
She died as recently ac 1872, having near-
ly completed her 100th year. She made
Intricate astronomical calculations when
in her 92nd year.
A Panther's Revenge.
The panther of India seldom attacks a
man unless provoked, driven to bay, or
wounded. If the man lets him alone, he
will not trouble the man ; but should the
man wound him, then the powerful animal
becomes a mere dangerous beast to oepe
with than the tiger, for he can climb a tree,
and the tiger cannot,
Several years ago, an English officer, in
India, looated himself in a tree, with a
native hunter, and waited for game. A
panther happened to pass below, and the
officer fired.
Unfortunately for himself, he wounded
instead of killing the animal. The panther
turned, sprang up the trunk ef the tree,
seized the officer, dragged him to the
ground, and mauled him so that he died.
The frightened native remained in the
tree, enable to help his master. When the
panther had eatisfied himself that the white
man watt harmless, he amended ,the tree a
second time, and killed the native,
The inventor of a oar eouplor was lately
mitred with a railroad
ad to an interview w
president, and started' off with : " Lain
were killed or crippled
year twenty six hien w 1
on your road on d hile lin oars. I war -
w counting
rant this invention to-" "Te' save hew
much wear and tear on the bumpers?" ;in-
terrupted the president, "I warrant it to
mate the lives of employes air," "Un
Don't want it', We are after something
save the bumper's,"
er some similar request, will not improba-
blyresult in your having a few bowie of
water thrown over you by the person who
addressed you and by the bystanders, the
question having been a request for leave to
throw water on you. I experienced this
fate myself. All the principal pagodas are
redecorated and the images ef Gantama in
them are regilded during the Water Feast,
Enormous sumo are spent in this way. One
of the most interesting sights in Mandalay
during the new year's festivities was a visit
to the Arrakan Pagoda, The groat brass
Gantama there, weighing 14 tone, was, with
the exception of the faoe, plastered all over
with thin layer! of gold, brought by devout
worshippers who visited it from all parte of
Burmah.
A young man has been arreatad at Mont-
real for stealing half a ton of iron from the
Canadian Pacific Railway yards. He and a
companion, who ie atill at large, are alleged
to have eucoeeded in stealing thiselarge
amount in email quantities before they,were
detected,
While Mr, O. E, Howell, of Jerseyville, •
waa teaming loge into the mill yard of Mr.
Obed Howell's in some way one of the loge
he bad on the trucks slid and naught him.
When found the log was lying on his breast
and he was unconscious. It is thought he
will recover.
It le estimated that five miles of sheddin ..
will have to be built on the 0; P. R. in
Selkirks, that the coat will be about $1,
000, and that the sheds will be complet
the first of Deoember. A great num
men are now employed in taking out equ x
timber, driving piles, and running the lum-
her mule.
The Boy to Succeed.
•
A few years ago, a large drug firm in New
York advertised for a boy. Next day the
stere was crammed with applicants, among
them a queer -looking little fellow, accom-
panied by a woman who proved to be
his aunt, in lieu of faithless parents, by
whom he had been abandoned. Looking at
thin little waif, the merchant in the store
promptly said : " Can't take him : places
all full ; besides he is too small," " I know
he is small," said the woman, " but he ie
willing and faithful." There was a twinkle
in the boy's eyes that made the merchant
think again. A partner in the firm volun-
teered to remark that he " did not nee what
they wanted of such a boy—he wasn't bigger
than a pint of older.' But after consul-
tation the boy was set to work. A few
days later a call was made on the boys in
the store for some one to stay all night
The prompt response of the little fellow
contrasted well with the reluctance of
others. In the middle of the night the
merchant looked in to see if all was right in
the store and presently discovered his
youthful Protege busy scissoring labels.
" What are you doing 2" said he. " I did
not tell you to work nights." " I know
yon did not tell me E10, but I thought I
might as well be doing something." In
the morning the cashier got orders to
" double that boys wages " for he is willing.
Only a few weeks elapsed before a show of
wild beaats passed through the streets,
and, very naturally, all hands in the store
rushed to witness the spectacle, A thief
saw his epportnnity, and entered at the
rear door to seize something, but in a twink-
ling found himself firmly clutched by the
diminutive clerk aforesaid and after a
struggle was captured. Not only was a
robbery prevented, but valuable articles
taken from other stores were recovered.
When asked by the merchant why he staid
behind to watoh when others quit their
work, the reply was, " You told me never
to leave the store when ethers were absent,
and I thought I'd stay," Orders were im-
mediately given onoe more : " Double
that boy's wages he is willing and faithful,"
To day that boy is getting a salary of
$2,5000, and next January will become a
member of the firm. Young men, imitate
his example.
The Jersey waist is like truth. All at-
tempts to crush it have failed.
A husband telegraphed to his wife :
"
What have you for br akfest, and
how is the baby•?'' The anewer name :
"Buckwheat oaken and the swedes."
It is announced that no quarter is to be
given to the Apaches. That is unnocee-
e soldiers do not appear to get
as the
ser
pp
nary,
near enough to them to give them a dime.
Jones : " Are yon going to Europe,
Brown 1" ,Brown: " Yea." .Tones :
t°Take your wife with youl" Brown:
"No. She is not very well, so I shall
leave her at home." Jones: "Whab are
you going over for i" Brown " For my
health."
Battleford has had an exhibition of contrao-
tor's beef In the raw. Last week a herd of
cattle, alleged to be ranch oowe, intended
for the Indian Department, were delivered
at that place, but the agent refused to re
olive them, and the men in charge turned=.
them loose to take their chance upon they
prairie.
Mr, Andrew Stapleton, of Jersoyville, had
been missing for some days, and hie wife„ -
becoming alarmed about him prooeeded o
Friday with her son over the path he need-
ly takes to his work at Abram Vanaickle'a, s'
and found him lying against a tree donde.
Ho was taken to a Neuse and buried they
same evening. It is euppeeed he had a fit.
Farewell, the new divisional centre on thea}
C. P. R:, is situated on the high banks of thee,n1
Columbia River, on a loamy flat, and haat
water communication with Spokane Paige:met
and with Colville, in Washington Territory.
Vegetation is,gnite far advanced, and garden'
products, such ars" lettuce, radiehea, andel
onions, ere fit for table use. A number of ;,
preepeotors have already gone into the;'
minae and have atunnel many feet in depth,;
from which they are taking gold, although <, i
they have not yet reached bed rook. They
are bney preparing sluice -boxes, and seem
quite confident of results. Already $4,00
has been expended en the claim.
Russia, Prance, and Germany.
Speaking of the attitude of Russia in the
event of a war between France and Ger-
many, the Novoje Vrjemia of St. Petersburg
says :
" There is no doubt that, fn any case, it
would not be proper for ns to lend our sup-
port to either one of the belligerent powers
to the detriment of any one of them, But
at the same time It would be a mistake to
imagine that Russia would neoesearily re-
main neutral in case one of the two pewere
m weaken the
interested should attempt to
other. Such an indifference upon her part
would be a gross political error. The inter-
vention ef Prince Gortchakeff, in 1875, in
the Franoo-German difficulty—an interven-
tion whioh made Germany give up her in-
tention to finally orush France—will always
be counted as one of the most important
services that the Chancellor rendered to
Russia. The same oonsiderations which
governed him then ought to guido us to.
day. But these considerations ought not in
any manner to hinder the contolldation of
the most friendly relations with Germany,
because such relations respond on all points
at present to the interests of Rueefa, More,
over, from a Government point of; view -
Germany le more closely allied to Ruesia
than Republican Franoo ire On the other
hand, it must not ° be forgotten that the
sympathies of the Russian people aro rather
for France than for Germany, and that, in a
pollee', our interests
i meat of oli r
mal Jaye 0
Ser ,
P Y
P
might net be in disanoord with those of
It e
therefore, natural drat th
Prance. 1, Is then
country should be of great importance to ,till
rota political factor. Germany represents
for us the present;' France the future; and,
since we need both the present and the fu
tares it would not be for our interest that
one of these faotors should absorb or week -
the other,
Stepping -Stones to Success.
Learn your :buaineas thoroughly. Keep
at one thing -in nowise change. Always..
he in baste, but 'ever in a hurry. Observe
system in `,all ou do end nndertakim�,
Whatever is :worth deing at all is worth ``
doing web, One to -day is worth two to-
morrows, Be self-reliant ; do net take too
much advice, but rather depend en vent=
self, Never fail to keep your appoint.
menta, nor to be punotnal to the minute.
Never be idle, but keep your hands lira
mind usefully employed, except when
sleeping. Use charity with all; be ever
generous•in thought and deed—help others
along life's thorny path, Make no;haete 10"
be rich ; remember that small and steady
gales give competency and tranquility ef
mind. He that emends a ladder meet takes
the lowest round. All who are above wale
once below.
Too Sarcastic.
First Dade—" Ole fellah, what do fetal
think of Miss Commeneenae ?'
Second Dude—" Web, ma deal' bey, ,nie
opinion of her is not vewy 'fwatlwing'
First Dude—" Thath bad, Wet'e the Wee -
son you don't wike her 2"
Second Dude—" Too deuced sahoastlo,
dent ye know, W'y, the other day we wetn.
out wading, she and I, and we passed by.
one of these donkeys, a miewable animal,'
you unnerstan,and I asked her the differepoe
between that beast add myself. I thwought
ehe would say she didn't knew, and I would
tell her that the donkey dwew loads and I
dwew pioturne. Yen know I am a eowtief
an elitist, and that would be a twine joke,
bah Jove."
First' Dude—" And what did she say 2- ".
Second Dude-" She said the onwi din
wnoe she could see was in the length entre-
-dee."
Newapa ers.
No newspaper ever published pleased
everybody, and every sensible taker of a
paper, in passing judgment upon it decides
the matter upon the whole appearance o
the• publication from week to week, not
condemning it bee he finds something,
printed therein th displeases him, or eon
-
Mitering it e
x refeee'
e'because
Sial bii,
, it iP
from week to week, hie exact views. Other-;
wise the only successful newspaper would '
be the one whioh was neutral upon all Phi':
jecte, or one which never expressed any
views on a point of interest, confining itself
to mere items of news. These two claadies
of papers were never known to exist in an
intelligent community, after being conduct-
ed upon, that principle for any leagbh of
time, for a community ie judged by the oat•
side world by the newspapers which it ;s ► f
ports.
A Morning^ Gall.
Male guest—e, I'd like to be
e
Cali t
P
four to -morrow morning ; I'm going ri`{'abh
ing."
Female domestic (stupidly) r, Eh?"'
Male guest (desperately)—" I'm
fishing t
o•morrow morning, g
,
and d 1 w
.,
be called early ; not later than four.",..Wi•`�,, b
Female domeetio (stolidly) y,1
!.
r ,
ring 2",_,:.a:.ti?
t
A ewaoet story this;. of dear lit
in North Carolina who out off and sl
" silken tresses" to buy "a oommunla
viae for the church,
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