The Exeter Times, 1884-11-20, Page 2aeiee
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Tb ebestproparation knowuto soleucoferbeautifying thew
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ONE SINGLE APPLICATION is warranted to.
Beautify the race end give to the Traded or Sallow Corp -
',lesion a Nerfectly 3 althv. Natural,_and 'Xouihtut
atpperance. It Conceals 'Wrinkles, ecltlee. Crow's
Feat, and the Evidence of ,Ago, leaving the. Shia Soft,
Smooth. and INI ire,
?lt!CE-te e4 iitn. Sent to ens address. Postage
ataxups taken. Address tit letters to
CREME D' OR, Drawer 2,673, Toronto
sat
Askyonr
s � tor it. Wholesale by all whole -
TIMES until 1st Jan'�� , 85, 20 eta.
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'alre't Di; '-'ne4s, fir $? M A(priCt`C', In4lig.sfceat, �aiCiQltmess,.
D $pepsta, ,,T„4.titr, ke, Nee, the Liver' anti, i:Lnc3rsi.
Pimple. ; . tots" les, %•Ri . I_ temors, Srt Rheum, Sercf.1 .
Trystpettzs, cad U elezeetses arising from Jin *itre . 3toa r'
Veranyed S'Fz',Fru c +. or irregulez ac' -tion GI ricer Dowers.
fik,F:d?ItY
A religious 'tract, yelled -rut Nett
Your Trust in Prins sr was tll]Own iii•
to ;he C 'tele. of til n s" old Crsrrroail,
Ile read the title eotiloquizedt
"Fell.I don't'put'eo : - rinse In prince
es, lees re st-,eyel�' n 't in din el`op
viitest tier „ t• lie• is , 111 ens.'
A moth al A"' mai sn v s tliata window
*ti FZ Sleeping eearaher: ,IIUit1Cl'always %r'£i,
:et ti) iia few ."I hes at the top, &Veil
in the cteid:st weather, in order to ad-
mit x'lat'tle „fresh ride; t.ut it is not a1-
sv sea',,e'.tofollowtheadviitaofRInd-
"ea/journal. .A little fresh heir has
been known to I,ee,, a, man awake all
night. and transform him into a mod-
ern nerve -teleney. w! a eemege,
fir, James E. Murdoch, the veteran
^c:tkr red reader, tells this,l'emitiise nce
Ca. b;ielkrelre '"In the testier,," Ire ea}s, "*1.
as mi the Western r,4t'tlltier, and :tonic
of tits,settlers asked me to tell the=
tit, it the comet *The comet?' said. I;
ktow ^ *lung pet:tiwtil ;r about
it:'t,ton
t knowuoa
it* �e
n
il
t 1t,
CC" .n:le it one of the. settneee !thea
rare * elle ei tb do felts: call eon a star?'"
"Mt•. i3oz„s Mrs. Parse ns has fallen
ore the bridge into the creep, end side
tilted to plc to brills her ecaut, succor
e"r"a d;ly or she ':v,inh drown," s;4;alittle
teteme,':i;:Je, eel 1 o. breath, "Well,
'lstty :oLz t >uu Ru i;, ;heti?" *Ifiay,
1: ,l -eerie e ntee•r you. fur tU Perkins
,., O ," eiest ae they pe.et•cflisa that
*" " • ^ t to , ver eiDA"ml Tout were the
C"»ee ete" k,, i left in the villaiee."
is.
iii -n Swho.ventteres l port the istUdy
of r e.e•w after "<S tlnrviR-tr,N i'i apt to
wind i iTert:•ii; li innnn eget
.eeirl"•+°eels that do riot preterite mese
Teem t , rat - tidy a. young ilrowel it
" s e e ee till t , " t.'}'rd hti f. d ttt7.'.n
(' e•.. tet tt tt oft Gee get*lct' ' before
< „ e ,• the
dear.I
- , aerie tet tlzc s acietl ep.
%xis is e, c -:d frit
Qrio:Clad of Foal.�
A aorta; man with a elided watch.
ehrti;t time weeiel eio to tk» un ;< shored
elepbaut, ewe tate Deliver the other
dao from the Feet on the Jlllesheig
Sea;: fill e, end ;old ;tip hood tier k that
he blas: just retarded. from Europe. anti
A-240uta leis nay soros.; lint con inept
with th". me it<tat of 1111blishin-" R ItOok
tetee tet a ie • zaxar n atliin. He head-
ed tin l.,vtts 4. rep across the counter;
rem ster: el in t r, o'.d. bad war, and
with a :lat.rleli that eeattered the ink
all ever tete clerk's traits .;hart front,
He wee assigned to as, quiet rut+rat On
the tilts floor that bad boon dauz cd
by wee= ;i few wreke +:afore by the
fire eley linlent. after an hour or two
spent in riding- ;u and claewn the eleva-
tor and ringione for tbtnge that didn't.
coat anythzng, he oiled his hair and
strolled into the dining rot,w with a
severe air and sat down opposite a lig
cattle man who never Jotted his heir or
atuCk his nolo into other people's bum-
nee.a.
The European traveler entered into
eonvcrsatiou with the cattle man. He
told him all about Paris and the conti-
nent, meanwhile polishing, his hands
on the tablecloth and eating everything
within reach. While he tate another
man's dessert he chatted on gaily about
Cologne and pitied. the Battle man who
had no stay out on the bleak plains and
watch the cows while others paddled
around Venice and acquired informa-
tion
nfor,nation in a foreign land.
At first the cattle nun showed some
interest in Europe, lint after awhile ho
ow quiet and didn't seem to enjoy it.
Later on the Euronean tourist, with
soiled cuff1 and auburn plane, ordered
the waiters arounel in a majestic way
to impress people with his greatness,
tipped over the vinegar cruet into the
salt, and ate a slice of boiled egg ontof
another roan'. salad-
Casually', n tall Kansas man, strolled
in, and asked the European tourist
wliat be was doing in Denver. The
cattle man, who. by t1u way, bas been
abroad live or six tunes and is as much.
•t home in Pa:'t. AS be is in Ornaha, in-
vestigated the matter, and learned that
the fresh French tourist had been herd-
ing hens on a chidden ranch in Kansas
for six years, and had never seen blue
water. He then took a few personal
friends to the dining -room door, and
they watched the alleged traveler. He
had just taken a long refreshing drink
from the finer bowl of his neighbor on
the left and was at that moment trying
to scoop up a lump of sugar with the
wrong end of the tongs.
There area good many fools who
drift around through the world and
dodge the authorities, but the most dis-
astrous ass that I know is the man who
goes West with two dollars and forty
cents in his pocket, without brains
enough to soil the most delicate cam-
bric handerchief and tries to play him-
self for a, savant with so much knowl-
edge that he has to ,shed information
all the time to . keep his abnormal
knoipledge from hurting him.—Bill
Nye.
•
'•Grail Me Johnnie."
The editor_ of the Enquirer is famil-
iarly known as Mac, as might naturally
be expected. . It is related. some time
a o •a flip young ,man for an out of
town paper was employedon the .En-
quirer. He soon put himself on a more
familiar footing with the editor than
had been gained even by old and faith-
ful attaches. One day he walked into
the sanctum of the great .head of the
paper with: '
"I say, Mae, how do you like my de-
partment in this morning's paper?"
It is related that Mr. eLean looked
at him with a withering look, ane
said:
"'Mister`- El an emphasizing the
Mister, "please don't can 'me Mac.
Nobody calls„me that. t„tll•;,,Toe John-
nie. Everybody, , alls t e Johnnie.”
Not taken hack a bit, the' flip young
man answered
"Oh, I beg pardon. Well, Johnnie,
didn't I give 'em a snorter to -days!" •
eeneereuiti
41.0rltta, Altecdote.
"I reeo11ecteit,one000sien, in &tottx_t
Own in .r1Ttt'iaatn(ii we hada, great crowd
to to see the ' ntternoon performance.
meetly negroes. 1' bed gone to the ho -
tot, and teas lying down an my room be-.
(wee tea, when a Colored boy employed
in the place called. nun and laid there
was a lady in the hall whoo was very
Y
;;ioi s see tris.
,all t to ltd.. n (*fl t
p o 111' a
iilmd went. out. You can inarmginc my
surprise when 1 found waitingfor lxle
a greet, fat rtegTre woman, from away
ba-eir on some of the plantations."
•.Phis is the f entlemau,'" said the boy
pre ei•utine her to Inc
1eSim never said ;a word, but stood
looking at lute in perfect amazement.
Tier eves seemed to grow larger as she
placed, her areas akimbo, and stared at
zue. The positioa beeeme a little um -
not amts, :mei I said '*Do you want to
ee rale?'
`No, saki I never axed. 'em fur to
"
See you. want ant tet see dC cto?vll. 1°.o' d
ideas vote ell )iuuT. Ihoney,h he tions bast
me all tip; deeety he did. I jute' keep'
I /gam" till eberyteag'bout•reedoae name
l loons, all' I must see him once moat,
i
hero' I kin go bank. for I nebber . go;
another shades, tl tt'a Sttgh,"
*I „dreg 1 tmtn t«e }1�rsen yent're look,
lug for, auntie,' mitt i,
".l)cc d'tt deed you isn't. You can't
¢glut lttiton.zne,•,• vou'se;rme , an' I went
! fur to a4=+male clown,' 444 oo fit)7ltient of
.+rguimuent wonlit couylnee her that the
cic)wu ane enytdaiiIg more then a man.
so she went away terr'ibly dissatisfied
l
Hint she had not closely seen the Animal
IUn.t nerd neau.ed her with his capers in
the ring."
. ' areph of Pa.
scan watt laueily engaged in paste
leg patent reedic1no e l erteeements on
the goats suppartina the awnings iia
front of a block. of stereo in Eightth.
oroeue et 1 o'clos,k the other morn-
1 Ing,
' Why do you work at tide time ot
night?" he was asked.•
"So's the owners of, the attires won't,
tato rale. A geed man; of taunt object
° to our eieekiug bills upon their proper-
ty. In the clay time we have to ask
permietione In the night nobody eves
I
us. There was an old fellow in Tenth
avenue whop had sonic bis porta in
front of hie grocery. Iwaxmt��*.t to stick
up somas Lilly for a, variety ,show, end
went and asked him If I ne;g,ht. He
WAS a pious old ehap—a deacon, I've
beard --and he got awful land when I
told bind what the bills were. He
creme as near swearing as a deacon
could—said •by Godfrey.' if I remem-
ber rightly—and said .I ought' to be
ashented of myself to be pasting up
such tbtno , fie talked pretty tnaan,
and 1 not diad. Thinks 1, old feliowe
I'll stuck up these bine on your old
shebang if I died for it; He had heavy
board shutters on the, windows, and,
of Course. they were swung back in the
daytime. 1 ell sped; aroudad when there
wasn't anybody looking ant pasted
one of the best pictures on the back ot
every shutter. When night cause they
pulled the shutters to from the inside
and went away without noticing the
bills. The next day was Sunday, and
if it wasn't a circus to see the boys
around that building Tool, in; at the
pictures. There wasn't another bnild.
ing like it anywhere in the neighbor-
hood, and it drew well all day. 1
hoard the deacon nearly burst a blood
vessel when he got around the next
morning. ie hard to.hzwo the shutters
all taken off anti soaked in hot water
before the bills would peel off. Dry
work talking, ain't it?"
IVO Cards for .Phil..
"Card room, eh?" remarked a ro-
porter as he glanced into Phil Milli-
gans little office under the stairway.
"Well, I should say not," replied the
genial manager with considerable em-
phasis. "I fairly hate the sight of a
card. I should rather have a rattle-
snake in my hand than a card, for I
could take the rattlesnake up to the
museum and make hint of some use to
me, but I've no use for cards."
"You must have played 'em up high
some night when, the other fellow held
the best hand," said the reporter in-
quiringly.
"No, it wasn't poker that made me
hate cards, but only a quiet game of
seven-up. Shortly after the close of
the war my partner and myself had a
nice place in Philadelphia and were do-
ing a big business. We had a habit,
Whenever sitting
w n t l business was slunk, of sittlno
down in the oMee and playing a game
of old sledge for the beer or cigars. I
used to drink beer in those days, but 1
quit it long ago. One; day he and and
a man who. worked for us were playing
a game for the cigars—three for a quar-
ter, It was very close, and at the end I
had it in my power to give the game to
either one of them. '. (thought my part-
ner could stand it better ulna the fel-
low who was wonkitig on a salary, and
' "Well,, sir, he; got mad and abused
me so that I got mad and chucked the
cards into the stove. That made him
madder still, and' before night we had
dissolved partnership I paying him a
big bonus to get out. ;t'hen he went
and rented a place next door, and.
started ,in opposition to me, and. we
went to running each: other. • He.
thought he could run ine out, and
I thought I' could `run him
out,' and we kept thinking ' so
until we both ~vent broke. The;
sheriff sold me out—didn't ' even •have
the mermaid left. I haven't played ti'
card since I played that game. in Phila-
delphia. They're altogether tee ex'
pensive t luxury-."--Detroi6 Free Preis.
Prominent a' Qa g U gret+te$ naeaieat dint.:
coveries, by the ease t eeueres < *bits •titteeted,; .,
2IfeGra��e�` J r � a
lth
jeoted top 4t' lx}illsat44 bit nail
has beeta
jurioneir
aiee �'tai°"is,
T. a4 '111.1e
leset..spsei:tc drt)j' -offered ^ to other' littblio, tk
`Ever/ in6�eclieat,lrosseseee a peculiar, edepta.
f bitdtr io the various comphosts for winch it.,
has been oonapounded, and dte efficacy la being i
es ablisbel by testimonials hourly received.
Wo are 'there ore conhave f fltleut that re ha. a
pzeperatior, which we can _offer to the public
with the s nranco thot it will be found not
cul. a relief but an akcoiute cure for Dysi•r,•-
sia,'Ayer eorepialat, Indigestion, Oon,tient-.
iou and impure Brood, Free trial bettln at `l
J. W. Browning's i)rttg $tete.:
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LEST AND CO:tr> ORT TO Tl3F,SDI: t i:i:..
Brown'sgous0#o2dPanacea• tausu.:....
forrelievingldasu,bothintartialand eaterre • It
our-asp:On iu the Side, back. orhowele,scrcr<•• -at
Ubounietismi Toothache, Lumbago alttlat , ."'t.
eta ',miner ache. "It wilt mos~ surely q•i •ods
the talood rani heal, as Its acting Dower is ev ere
fat:•'+•rarebit's IIOu$3ho1d 1'anacea.' beii; ,ck.
naw do t•
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G to lie"^ at i 1 ver aT-'
great I'u id R to . k
blethestrcuatiiQfenyother t;tLzkfiortam•t -.rut
lathe woi•kim,chouldbeinevery 'faun?'' tut' •oa
gee whoawantced,"ee it realty. la the he•t .•••• nay
in the world for Cramps in the StQreee! Ari
eche and Ades of all kinds. "°sad is tun
ell Druggist sc t25 eon t$ sboit1e.
*1.000 Forf'eice
/1 lug the eluleet cQntideuee in it bite ri•
ority ov.r all othere, and after Teinest of
test' of the tweet complicated au re• "et
oases t'e conle nue, we feel jost'tied in at'. ;,"t•
to forfeit Osie: Thoneane Dollars for ,en. .•, .
of coughs',eelde, sore throat, iaf uensen, + .
net's; bronchitis, cenantnption . in it'4
stages, whoopnig (tough, and alt divaas:ea of J
time throat mid Nese, exeept Asthesa,fer wide))
we only claim relief, that we Can't eint• „'itis
West's tough S,Irsep, when taken aaws .Thr d
directions. Sample bottles. Re and d4 ct
large bottles one dollar . Genuine ri
on17 in blue, Scold by all druggists. t"t -'
by mail on receipt of pros, JOHN 4. W .a2'
re CO., 81 ce e3 King St, East, Teronto, )lit.
Young lady, do not despair. It*, 1 •
West's Nerve autl Main Treatment t•.it:
Hysteria inid Rml nervous trod ble«. g• •
.1. W.l eretnitl;e's, Drag Store. 5
.l!'1.t.11T) I,1G1'RTYIIIt,.
Fluid l:.'„htuiug ;tot enl,yy'��Tootheehe instant.
15, but ako Neurelgis, Headache, Earech,
IillAillUfllistte, l utoneeo,anti Sciatica. Pain. of
may kind cannot reunton One minute where it is
appll44. when Tan hear: of Fluid Ligltuieg
yen near cf out. of the eee"ateet mated:4 orae
known in the way of a *m diems, as it netwrI.
fait to cure, end not in a Work or et day. beti
the instant it la applied to the affected, port.
Sold at J. W. ;iirowuing's Thug Store, 5
a + . ^ "* x : l►f erg.
r.1.....,:.11::. r wet « (w;
Rf,. ,w w,il' 7";...en t',VW» M
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How Lost, !low Restosed.
We Wive recently published new edition o
lilt. OfiLVzItWELL'S CEI.BnIttT]rD ESSAY..
anthoradical an permanent cure (without mo-
tiicinolofNervous iJabillty,Mental and. physical
Incapacity impediments to Marxisge, etc.,ro.
suttiugtrom excesses.
Price, in sealedenvolopo,ouly^ 6 cents, or two
liostare stamps.
The celebrated author cfthis admirableessaT
cle"arlydemonstrates,from thirty years' suceers-
ful practice, that alarm ingconsoquepees maybe
radically cured without the dengeroue use et in
ternal medicines or the use of the knife; Point -
ant amode of sure at once simple certain and, et-
tectua 1,bymeans of which every aufforor,lnoinat-
terwhat liis condition may bo.may curebintself
chaapiy,privatelyand radically.
Thi lecture should be in the handsel evert'
youth and every man in the lend.
Attdre;s
THE 0ULVM1WELL Im1EDFGAL•Co
It ti1iV .r.,NEW YORK
oat Office Boz 450
fEMVMO A.L ! REMOVAL it
THE GEN !ti1 AL QUESTION
Agitating the Public mind at present is where
eau they get the best Bread, but this matter
can be settled to the entire satisfaction of the
people of Exeter and surrounding country, by
calling ou
JO N LL
the old established and reliable balcery, where
they will find -just what they want.
A Superior quality of Brea,d always on Rand
Also a first-class stock of, Buscut'rs, BUNS,
OAitli6 & CONFita:.tWNARri, whieb will. be sold
cheap. While opponents have started busi-
ness, and sold r,ut, and left the piaco, Mr. Bali
has beep found at'itis ,l vat, during the past
eight years. ready to attend: to Lite wants of
the Public.
eeneetee
i..
Wain Nmater
T. FI'.i'7
11. ELI$
ATCHES
TIIAT
ARE
WATCHES,
And are warranted Oorr sct for
Time, Tide, or Railroad Train and
to please the most fastidious,
JEWLLaY!
That is Rich, Rare, Sparkling and
Substantial, suitable for Romans.
Friends, and. Countrymen, Lovers,,
Brides, Bridegrooms, Loving and
Lovely Wives, Children, Husbands,
Etc., Etc.
PECTACLE�i
s 'y
Scotch and Brazilian Pebble -soft, easy ands
pleasant to the:eye and suitat le for :: youth or
age:
GIVE HIM THE FIRST CALL
Owing to increasing busint'ss, 14Ir: 'Bell lea, , o Trouble to,. GINY
found it necessary to remove to moue. tom �e
inodious premises, and has ad{ied largely to
his itoc] ,of Groceries, and Will keep .,on; hAnd
Sugars, Tess, Coffee, Syrap, Auer "rive ytiiing
tumally found in a first elas's' ixs'oce.v Store.
• „ •
Ali "rinds ort Farni 1ei�odtece tak.
The favorite tipple in Washington l8. ; en in exchange t'or tC3,00ds.
,hot apple toddy, a' beverage composed
of baited :Hippie, hot water. sugar atld Rait>;nuatt THE STAND :-SOuthCott'S Black,
eierscy electritiiy_ Fourdoors North Post Office.
7'i.r»rv{I$1}eft JOf3S3 BELL,
C gds.
Watches and Clocks
epaered and
Brought to Time:
old
r.t
Wcdding
4 i 1
THOS. jFIT 2O , Witte ollnttker 'JtweLGLt