The Exeter Times, 1884-10-9, Page 3a
Driven Otl;
R, efigbat'or two atgo to watchman on
one of the wharves saw as young man
cense ruining down. in hot haste, step
short :tl the edge of the wharf, and,
after peeping at the mark waters for a.
moment, he was heard to exel•allu:
"1 celled, but .she was not in! 1
wrote to her, btu the letter was re-
turned Unopened! it is the work of
her bard -hearted father!"
He walked up and down, as if brac-
ing his nerves. and presently continued:
"Shall I live w.th this pawing at
my heart. or shad •f die to prove my
dev otion?
The toot! too!! of a tug coming up
the river was the only answer,
"When Iam missed will anybody's
heart beat the ferias?" he went on.
"When my dead' betty is hauled from
the river, and the' droner g yes through
11.1,y poekets. will tm,ty'botly: shed tears?
Will the sight of toy pale and, sunken
face be an :►censer to that flint hearted
lather?"
A propeller boomed her old whistle
in sad response,
"I will die!" hit e:telaimod with sud-
den energy; but the watchman cattle
forth and seized hits lay the neck., and,.
pointing hint an the street, said:
"Yoe great bid► < stf. go ailing; home
nd soak your head in seek ,tial..! Tlao
idea of such :a te'llow as you coming
around here to splash into the water
and keep a poor, honest w:tteltman out
of his 11: (l -earned sleep! Skip!"
And Owen minutes later the young
Tuan was eaalljug for pork and henna iia
a reSt,tui nut. ref ate .Free Press,
Ovine Arolaud Next Sear.
Two boys met in New street, says the
Wall Street Daily News.
Said one: "I have 1. cent, and if I
had 4 more I could buy an elegant el-
gar."
Said the other: "I have 4 more..
1leretllev are. Buy,the cigar and we'll
have a good smoke.
The nioney was pooled, and the first
speaker bought the cigar, and, lighting
it, whiffed away with great enjoyment
until about half of the weed had been
reduced to snuofe and ashes.
"1101(1 04" said the second. "I put
in 4 Gents and you only I. Yon have
smoked half of the cigar. That ain't
'fair. Give me the rest!"
"Not touch," responded No, 1, pull-
ing away vigorously. "This is a stock
company. 1 am the president and you
are only R stockholder. According to
Gould and his jnaiges stoekhoiders have
no rights et*cept to vote at the annual
meetings. Come ;ironed next year at
this time :and if: there is anyof the cigar
left yogi ecan vote me out and smoke it
Ta! tar"
When Abe Buford. Scalped a Nan,
fn the apriug of 1.854 ' or 18&5 I ran
'. c
pp to %eacngtaztta :fienthe roc .$ at
the center of Eden's garden, and, of
course. General 9.be arid OQIonol Tom
o
Buford. were there with their Invincible
thoroughbreds, 'colonel Tom, froom a
Sudden quarrel that grew out of the
excitement of the race course ono af-
ternoon. played a duet on pistols with.
an adversary whose name I cannot now
recall.
General Abe, his brother, and I were
standing about forty or fifty feet off
when the fusillade" began, and remain-
ed apparently unconcerned, for, though
hie brother was hotly engaged. the old
hero was willing, according tat tho
rules of Kentucky chivalry, to .soo a►
fair fight and let the best man win.
Colonel Tom struck bis adversary once
or twice in several shots, not seriously
wounding him. When all the chambers
of his enemy's Pistol were emptied a
friend who stood near, and not having
the foal' of brother Abe before his eyes,
ran up and thrust a fresh weapon into
the bands of Tom. Buford's (assailant,
General Abe, believing too firmly in.
"fair play" to thus permit two men to
combing: against one, and that ono
"Brother Toro," at once jerked ont a
knife of glittering blade and made a
rush for the too busy interloper. More
quickly than it takes to toll it, General
Abe, with ono hand had seized the poor
fellow by the hair, and, like a flash of
lightning and with the dexterity of an
Indian, made a circular incision on the
crown of his head, and, giving tho hair
a sudden twist, lifted off as neat a scalp
as one would go a day ,s ride to see.
"Now d.—n you," said. General Abe,
as he coolly tossed his Indian trophy
to one aide and released his victim—
"now go, d—ny ou! I guess a hair res-
torative won't bring out tho wool on
your head again soon." The frighten-
ed fellow, never having experienced
that kind of warfare, gathered his
head in both hands and ran off yelling
as if Captain Jack and all the Modocs
Were close upon his heels.
I was horrified—it being the first
scalp I had ever seen taken—and riding
home that evening I asked General wouldn't stand tip before him for big
money."
Title John.
A woman clad e mourning
went through the menagerie rater.
days 'topping to 04rntr4 •rich of the
animals in turn, and every now and
then applying her; handkerchief aasidu•
ously to her eyes, nays 174 Burlington
.Free Preps, When rhe come to the
ouzel, it was evident that she had
come to stay. She sat down on one 0f
the posts that held the rope end began
to cetoehiso the sttendiant.
"Thisis the cowl, ain't it?"
"Yes'm—and the Attest specimen in
Chia menagerie or in any menagerie in
the country."
"Do tall: ldow that reminds me of
a at the hoed of
Always John? John wan w i
the heap. Now, do tell 1ne some of
the peculiarities of the estndl--won't
you?"
"Yes, ma'aua. Ro has a long neck."
"Just lika John: He had the longest
peek you over Saw on a nlau. Gracious!
I wish you could have seen the stand-
ing collars ho used to wear. Coale,
now, tell me something more."
"The camel, has the largest natural
hump of any animal in existence."
"Just like John: You never saw a
man that could hump himself as John
could. when had a mind to.
"The camel la also a great traveler."
"Just like Johni I never could keep
hint at home nights."
'die is called the ship of the desert."
"Just like John! Ile could get more
pie aboard than any other man in
Vermont."
Just then the lion began to roar, and
the woman started; on the dead trot to
see how Hauch meat they could eat at
ono meal. "Say!" cried. the attendant
of tho camel. "Thorn's ono thing I
haia't told you about this animal—the
most important of all."
""'What's` that" taloa the woman,
turning round in her tracks.
"Ile mitt go for weeks without drink-
t•f water."
• John!" exclaimed the
"You never saw a
UndertakkE:er-;
OULD SAY TO
VVthese wiz intend
Purchasing to d( no from
the Manufacturer. The
dialer who buns to sell
again must riece'saxitY
have a profit. We olaimr
to givetho parchaaore the
eneftt, whioh cannot fail
o meet the views of the
itt<irangers: On r exnenses.
*retells than those of cite
mann factarersconaoq„ent
woman sellcheaper,
Cn & S..GIpL,ET,
tt.x>.d Furniture Ala
. �x MRVELOUS STORY'rola Two wax%
E WOULD
1 i call apecialatttentio
to our undertaking deIa.rt
moot which in mere mom,
pieteaten evor,ae we have
iddod!Severs 1uewldotel e
f late The best earning
casket. shrondr and every
toneral requisite at the.
1oweitpricea. Our new
Hearse is prolamine d
ooulpetout judges_ to be
second to none Ir, the
provine el,
Erb1.er40' of all the different Societies..
Holz— {moi' 13I I .� 7�'1
utw•liERTAKBR AND UA#iINtst-140..
Funerals furarialre(T a...,,
conducted at the very low
eat rates'
NOV,*
goodaia targe, complete
.Rd We i 8 tel:0dt Redd any
person :0quirang auythin.
in this line will lndtt tax
tlleiradvaatageto arimtes
a vitt and, examine tax
tbvwwlves.
,an to roar so loud
..est to the attendant
of t.,, ,• .....,t lie forgot allaboutthe
little itie,•iuin, until later in the day,
when he saw a female in blank in front
of the monkeys' cage, and heard her
explain, by way of comment or some
remark of the keeper—
"Just like John!"
reported of "Slugger" Sullivan
that he once. listened to a sermon deliv-
ered by 111r. Talmage, and as he leftthe
church he remarked sotto voce: "1 hope
hell stick to preaeluing. If he should
ever take to the manly art I'm gone. 1
Buford how he coo d do such a bar-
barous thing.
"He ought to have attended to his
own business," he replied; "1 was
willing, though my brother was engag-
ed, to keep hands off and let 'em fight
it out, and when he ran up and handed
his friend a pistol to kill Tom with I
would_ have been justified in killing
him."—Nashville World.
tea•
A nticipstion,
A colored roan o'er whose head about
seventy summers h:ul passed, was
quietlr but earnestly wrestling with a
waterr•elonnear the market, when he
was disturbed by the appearance of a
small boy 'of his color. The boo sat
down on a box and looked grudgingly
at. tale melon. and the old •ninn 'looked
up :at hint and queried;,
,•Young stain, f i•eel(ons 1 could give
coir halt dis mt+llyou an' Iuab plenty
left ''
"Thanks,. uncle." 'f I turnfacetothe
Butt I sn:tn't do it. hose it might be
1 Lave justrece Tel a
Argeetock walnut and
lrosovaiod Calaketa: ala0
Comics of every deierip.
tion. A. complete stock
of lobes orad Trimmings
.alwee on hand.
The 1%010 et los et
All kinds of Furniture at
the leweetrates,
•
TUE BEST iit?GAatSn I THE COUNTY
november the place—Nearly opposite 1 ewp's'Totiaec4 Store, tlfaln.street, Exeter.
7QI31'T 33R,,7T X
fat 4 , ..00 Tie $37102,..
An important detail: Guileless young
woman ---"Oh! uncle, I do wish you
would take me with you. I adore those
French operettas." Discriminating
male relative—.'It isn't a proper place
for you, my girl." G. Y. W.—"But it
is all in I rene' i, and I should not under-
stand more than half that was said."
D. M. B,.—""Yes, my dear, but which
Tragic: "Was it a small; white, cur -
do] ;, with a blue ribbon round his neck.
yer was lookin' for, Miss?" "Yes,
gasped the young lady in anxious sus-
pense. "Well, Jack Adams' Newfound=
land purp, he's a -gone and swallered
him." They carried her into the near-
est drug store.
"Johnny," said the schoolmistress,
"von have been a very naughty boy.
I )w go and stand in the corner with
your face to the wall until I tell you you
may wo to your seat." "Please marm,"
said ohnny, ""i my
wall I'll have to turn my back to, you
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od am w es
I plea
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Na1S a.rw 5tilpin
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Q.:5 Ia.w.r-00 p, to
rrib and eaet,intzlu 1b g (laderieh, Wieshem.Iitncareine And allpoiutitnortb,
Strattord,Toronto, ?fontreal,apd Eastern States.., ,.. .,, 1C.00a,la 020 a. nl
rrth ... ,,.
FROM THE SON lToz ,opt 2S 18$
"Qeatlersen: 3Iy father resides a at Glover,
Vt. gebsurbeta sgreat offerer from Sent -
mid theindesed letter will troll youwhst
a marvelous effegt
I A• er's Sar par a
hashed hale gest. T thlnll: his blood must
bare contained the humor for et least ten
years; but it did not eeaow,exoept in the forts
of a scrofulous• sore om ltbe tiwrriit, instil about
fisc years ago. Fri= a few spots aviafci ap-
roared et that time, tt gradually spread sa ne
or WO entire bodl. I swam len he was
bl Theo
;01mAt auSingyoaumedicine. Now, thand an object of ere aro
tow mon
hSi
tow men of his age. who onloyu> heasth
as. he bas. I could essill Rime ttf#y per;ow
who would teettfr to the facts in hie case.
• Yourstruly, W.11f.Rrrxrs,"
nwm THE FATHER. p e`as
a duty for me to state to you the benefit 1
have dsrlved. from the use of
6ySarsaparilla.
Chahaber and Parlor Suits
Ayers
p }ilxasaxttbI$ O s atetaly terwed with
t w
terrible humor and aerefuienr .orals. TM,
humor caused as ineeseant and tntolerabto
itching, and the akin cracked; se as to mum
tho itlood. to Clow in many placer whenever
I moved.. ldysutieringe were great, end my
lite a taaxilia. I con menesed t]te lase of the
Si aaA P*$tLr a In April Iae; amt hive ulna
It regulnrly alnee that time, M' oon4itlorl
begaaa to improve sat (MCC.' The urea have'
wll batal'4. amt 1 frxi psrfestly L►e1_1 is aeery
respect -being n atY Rb1s to do sa good dray's
ork,tilfaor,,a. yea"aefop, Atswaytugetre
{rte!a1a:.trn ttsa;taacute taray taa3e,and
I tell a '. a.• 1 L,,re,nere tried tete"' yen,
ATI i).%J" r.,ni tor. Weser, Vt., Oct,
?:ours gratefully,
llirruac rattail's'
ling .,, .., .•,
MONRY AIDERS
Iesued and pate, on and from alq,,fone Order°ince iu the Dominion of QLPade,Arettl
Ireland,IlritiehIndia, Newfouuatlond,Germany.Austriea,Italy,Australia and the Unite
de spilin' of ye. In' de fust place, de
law sin pl: in an" et'er .on de pint dat
tt lint 1 le eve 1-r(hinil goes "to: my nateral
heirs: In de Sedond'place,' 't pusses
widout anticiipatshula .mus' be dreffully
onh appy. As de case:'now, stands you
'anticipate. Yon antic;pate d: t half dis
vera inellvon will` stuff nue full,an' I'll:
have. to leave 111 ile 'r`est Yointimi
_
and the scholars. Won't that he•rude?"
The maiden's point.of view: Magma
(to Maucle, who has been with her :brother
to the play and is full of it) -"But was
there no love ir, the piece, then?" Maude
—"Love? Oh, dear, no, mamma. How
could there be? The principal.charac-
tom•§ w re'busband land wife,-.youknow."
(t•ttt;1'li <'•et choked on,de seed L9n2fblt Punch.
es. or' ?� . .
POST (MICE SAVINGSSANI{.
t
t
lteposits will be received at this °ince from I to 5300. Depositors obtaining the lontmaste
GeneraVe spceietpertnl:ision can deposit $1000. Doiositson Savings Bank account received frog
t1,m.to4p.re.
a
-gtta
-i stlh.itenc•k;:orhe'tanked"by de colic.; The composer.. of "Home sweetHome,'.
As du' me'.ls on gradually disappears
cot}']1 anticipate dot 1 won't gnaw de.
rinds wuut el�tis. As do rinds disap
pear you'll copse e yourself will ;de fack'
dal de seeds .ars left. As I wrap de
seeds up in nay handkerchief 'you'll
reckon on lucl:rn' de: bo'd whar', ;de
ruellvon` Was Mutt an' eaten; but as I lif'
Wilco hours f.om7,30a.m.to 7 p,m.
I,ettorsinteuded forregistration nulet be noted 1.7 minutes be the closing of Such well,
N 1$ --iiia particalary requested that senders of matter will kindly add the uatnes of th
Counties to the addresses.
D:JOUNS, Postmaster.
is mollering;in the grave; the composer
of "Kathleen,Mavourneen" is old and
poor, and the composer of "Grandfath-
er's Clock" and "Over the Garden Wall"
is an outcast who dares not venture near
civilization for fear of being hit with a
brick or`something.-Philadelphia News.
A man who had thumped' his wife un -
up dict bo'd an' gin ye a whack, on de til she died of a broken heart sought, to
back veil anticipate better clan to; deceive his friends by having an ex -
crowd lin whir'` ye ain't, wanted.'.Now, cellent photograph of her copied in oil
you skip!" -Detroit 'Free 1 ress. colors and exhibiting it as a proof of
his lode 'and:>frdelity. "How does that
The old-time "pinking" with notched' look?" he said to a friend; "do you
and scalloped edges is revived for the
flounces of chameleon silks that change
from one color to another.
think that eau be beat?" "Not now,
was the sarcastic reply.
ITCHING PILES -RSIMPTO dS,tNDQU111
The eynlptoms aro moisture, UUke perspir-
ation, intenseitohing increased by seratohrngt
yery distressing, particular at night; seems as.
if pin -worms were erawhng in sand about the
rectum, the private parts are sometimes af-
fected. If allowed to continue very serious re-
sultsmayfollow. "'SWAYNE'SOINTMENT"
is n pleasant, sure cure. Also for Totter,
Ieb, Salk -Rheum, Scald -}lead, Erysipelas,
Barbera' Itch, Blotches, all sealyarust Skin
Diseases,. Box, by mail, ii0 Cts.; 3 for $1,35.
Address, DR. SWAYNT & SON, Phila., Pa.
Sold by Druggists,
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Are you disturbed at night And broken of your
restby* &sick child suffering and crying with
pain of cutting teeth? If so, gond at once and
gotta bottle of MRS 'W1NSLOW'S SOOTHING
sri ui'•' itsvalue is incalculable. It will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immediately. De-
pend nponitmothors, there isno mistake about
it. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regulates
the stomach and- bowels, cures wind colic
softens the gums, reduces inflammation, and
gives toneanlenergy to the whole system.
Arta. WrssLOw'a SoO,n nNG .5"ymow FOR CHILD_
ikaN 7. nrzziNo is pleasant to the taste, and is
the prescription of one of the oldest and best
female nurses and physicians in the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists through-
out the world. Price 2u cents a bottle.
)✓NNENT (tt TENNENT, Veleli-
1 nary Surgeons, Graduates of the Ontario
Veterinary College .Torou
ened an office
went of all.
imale, on Main
ter. Calls from
to, have op -
for tho treat
Domestic An
Street, Bac-
a distance _ promptly at
ended to. Medicines for Horses, Cattle, &c
always on hand.
Health & Happiness for all.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
Biliousness; Headache, Dys-
pepsia, indigestion, Dizziness,
jaundice, 'Dropsy, " Fluttering
of the Heart,
And every species of disease arising frons
11111)0 re Blood, &c..&c.
PI,PPA PHI) 111' 'IHIt
Climax Chemical Company
ARNICA and OIL
LINIMENT
CURES AU.
Pains and Aches,
ANO IS THE MOST PERFECT
fA4ILY EEDICINE in Cha WODrLD
SOLO BY ALL DEALERS.
PRICE, 25 AND 51 Cf,,fTS PER BOTTLE.
ELE NSALL
PORK PACKING HOUSE
Having commenced bnsines.ator the
Fall and winter Trade
We arepreparedtopurchaseanyy;uantityof
Pork, subject to the following regulation s
We will takeoff two pounds per hundred if
dry, and three pound if soft. Shoeidertoot.
twenty-five cents. If any of the 1 ategets,
are left in, 25 eents extra will be de &toted.
No proK will be bought at any ' prfc+s,
Ir warm.,
Weivant all Hogs (Jutting right through
breast to hes 1, and :Hams opened out to tail
G,`& J. PETTY.
ATEr.'s Fan::-r^•f.hrt aures Seri:4W*
liuldaall Sero".t: ,iu3 C.oinpluiuti.IM:yelp*
a las. lt:e:crusa, 1i in;.wor'uxr lUtotehes•
Sows. ytollsr„ Tamors, &ne Erttpttcros 01
ille Skin. It claim the. blood of all. Ings-
rites, aids direstloa, stirulstca t ,acttea At
the bowels, and that reitor03 vitality and
stretattheal the *hila system.
ar. J.C. Ayer 4Co,, Lawe1I,M*tit,
ttioltiiiall Ara tsts;:torilabotalttforii.
STOP $5000 RNIVVAIhD.
TTHIEF! A.wara.5C.aaNr6alr. ?4shtrhrtpr
■ Ga- ■ upon or �Ae�•orbr o and ('sin Silas,
for he linty of (spurt,. Cold., a.thrla sad, onl000prf..
oboo we,%.rfaerorppaAourwmpoauaa, Th8J,'srrouraa..
nisi au rr a Gart, Brea„ !a gregaria este Ler Y'*Ak w.
earwanan&s'troisore proprleturr,Au1 tm, tcut, Topro-
tcct ',canals' from tappcntsaoa e:aa.lne rho Latta and soo
that the name of F W. Khartum 0rag,1it, hoping, Iiia,
1a Worm
to Lira Flora fir the tent,,. .i. reword or 1+4G0 is.
raid to offered fpr a better Wide. We 81,0 o5ar a raw**
If 110,400 to the proprtkter of any remedy asowtng halts..
^any l9.ttgmntat, 45 tl•aalne rang of A,the.a a.ad UPC
^..enr, 1n the ,oma tengtia or time. For,.afe by an' re•
+raabie nrugghpq aka Country «eo:era.' t'. -W, 10 aa.t 34
. N•Anratana, 51.18 per iv. .tel.Mrer. (iOrise altos. ,.
Y a
h 1, t Ir h*cool .f.rtaad,
, n .
FREEMAN'S
WORM powD:a1_ ; .
Are pleasant to take. Contain their own
Purgative. lo a safe, sure, and effectual
1/r/t1+D,rcr of worms in Children or.a Adults.
To FARMERS
GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES,
NOAH FRIED.
--OF TRY—
Dashwood
ar
Dashwood Flouring Mill
Wishes to return thanks to his numerous
customers, for the past liberal patronage
given him, and since making im-
provements, which is a large
saving bn fuel, will do
--0I-:oPP1NG---
until further notice, at the following
-rates :—
OATS, SIX CENTS PER BAG,
And for all other grains (Peas excepted),
SEVEN DENTS PER
TUESDAY,; THURSDAY <e SATURDAY,
Are my regular grinding (Iva
TERM&;
Strictly Cash.
N. B.—Flour ,& Feed Fold at & close rear-
gin. Don't forget to give us a call ,
tte
Dashwood; Feb'y 7th, 'F4