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The Exeter Times, 1884-5-22, Page 6American Girls and Titrlee. Showing the Old Maa a Room, If Z felt free to mention names, one day a (3°7'3° vouches salved at writes the London correspondent of the an inn in a Swiss town, fatigued, dusty Detroit Ruw•e Post, I coup! tell tales to wring and travel-rtt. The land ofd wys on the 'heart about: American girls who- the point of tellin}r•• hint hi. was ,•full,,, have married English noblemen. In blit finally ordered a waiter to show almost every instance it proves fatal to the "old man" to a dismal little, room the bride's happiness. It -isn't long the waiter eplort part a fter broughthim aTher since Loxat klyhn er married the hells. ess of an American Crcesus. She ►►•aa tae bot)e in t+hi,.'h he Asked hint to sign envied by all her marriar,eable cronies, !loss 41411,1e- wldeh he did, the waiter clue and old L re. 'us. was eougratulatud Ott ,eying the hook back to tk... 1ateilotd. the fine alliance. Be grrinnott with "'M God," s.,iui the I tniilor(t, looking self-noumplaeeney, and tended over at the name tan,3 l lug. his hands, 41,5O0,000 to His Lordship 'Iytinger i "wills hare I do:.:'? In sees of the ser - on the spot. F]yfin;tr took the swig trent s bell roan);! My hotel will ue. and the money to Lneland, where he iruitie(t.Intl •:e tiety shout a4 if h:,f; introduced her to a few aequaluta lees, i ind nitn t stiltne ' of NrQs t !moils n!s And then left her to shift for herself, ill' while be travels with relays of fast ; house a,r.iered ea immediate respire s, horse'$ and mistreesez • and the v"11,t.aemu.-striekea it'IR,ee,lra g, races and !tunes, awbles and laves :g 11,4(1 we on ihet deperte d for tee upper re ;;ons to maize 1nglldQn and a half of l eemee for whi:lt(his l;''dn-r►e to the Seedy-If,o;,;i,tg " he sold the shelter of Ids title to a bright ("old n►at1,' anti to "tray i4.r flirt: to j lie efut. arab/stone Amneriean girl, t n1tire elegant tluaarters. 'e1 be Ian re or sex year, :aro alt Americanrlhott:and par+tartS, l would a lot ""v"girl, whose name was on add dips,. mat, !done it for tete ► odd hat I t3 d net reed a rued Engll.hmate who had the knot► 'stat tt WAS lot, to > t1►„ i"ami entree of high society in En land. Sl►e ii'artions.° •Rid tr:e tpt,ti:,,t.,- w -as fe „,teal, t,' ,te 1, envied. I5ut sygi li:mif vitt of 1.t'. .Ita. ,.Let ivhnt it:avo hal sltel,t itli a social cocu n ever ainee, li►tau cora thta+t xntt shaulti lit'c'ti to :alt heartily wiehinn herself lime, not see, t PU,d,anoi?" asked the "014 ludo•" Inge for nointhe. soumetinue3, the hue } ,i in' thein mt IS not the rough for -eau. bend, who doves to follow tate hounds. i li "IS' ;t In saki., I stmt not know An �tmmrtec;ut genticutlan tiring here, p ►Clio s 4a► ►t a,. I "v.° souse roomo'i ear ilt* below --sett elegant :rite of rooms-- Timm- 1 hr.,+rr, ►'!'tum fti Intro your L':t:ct1 5 e 9ljj t'! lovt'(t to them at nnce?'' ., fa - T a: b tt , tt ;,tats nm:ttter with this 1't)t)ln' ' inquired tits, "old !mean." who had stripped otr lit. coati .umtd Mist and relied tip t: slori-,It este, for R wash; "I !!aril -legit h)l ►'came in sju.tm t4ere not a, edit. furtam)14. * tt,i-." ,"It is too shall and t. -;e furniture too ordinary. The rooms ►wiiit.,a 1 liare for von iseiow are those tried' I reserve fair princes and ttiat1n- 'ui., .'•al ;::11(,t ." "What is the mite) 4'f ti trmimi' .t ren:l','•I the "old date" i whose 'tame would be reeo nited by the reader if I were at liberty to men- tion, tot tame recently "1 Itu,ve been ;ap. 1ipre ched within a month by an Eng gh Lord, who nuits he ak Puke $etae day, but whose fortune has beeome greatlm' imp,mired by his dissipation. Ile' has tixedhis eyes on an American girl whore ho has never" seen. She is eomparaticely uneducated and not very bright and fearfully plain. Iter nose is snub, Her mouth ga large. Her et -es are sinall end watery. Her father s en tri h:win l;eat b4' is worth at least $21 1,ikeI,tx)O, Thi. Lord want, me +'O ► t st4' liuutire•1 Trane, :t thi'.." to !•ring ahem ::, g,T!►t(1t between hint- i "An'1 i e pi=ps of ill=s rtml'tam i II I%' self .and this :.rl. I'41 eee hitu hanged ince `' ' ' A 1.1gateIIe-hut three first, for I kieew ►►hat a seeeiidee of:t ell." tut; ;toy is 4ort• her it would lee," kyle' unlet est tis+:e nit' d 1 do not t"ttang tllg- im trt4•re. I think I shall sleep av sl)lttal on that Incl as on any lett in your house." And Yon Moltke. the great military strategist, was allowed to remain undisturbed, much to the annnvnuee anti chagrin of Elle° landlord. �..r....-..,,rte .�..-.�-- --•-- te ►t ante a Lord. and she got Bina. Misdirected Inventive G, rlu He inherited gambling from his mother Professor leendstrQnm, a Gerfn'n �cYt'tt- the Duchess, atui he gambles away all tilt, climbed :t Spitzbergen mi)untain he can get. lie is dissolute and un- the other day, anti hv the 8i11 of sono' ecrupulou.>; :site le neglected and longi ire roils, at battery, inane ineula- wretehe4l. So sho lays 1.41.7 long visits tore, acids, and bad smelling drib , to her relatives in %nieriea, where she wau lt:10ared au Aurora Borealis. It trap plunge into society mud forget her le true that it was not at very large one. pitiful European experiment. t It was described ns being "about the size of the gable end of n two-story !totid0." Crawling tease .. The scientific world is excited over When Australia was first discovered thiel achievement Uf Professor Lee!. by the English, as many strange stories strong. The Frofeesor acknowledge, were told atheist the eronderfgi things to that his Aurora is not perfect yet. It is be found there ae we used to hear in the a little ragged at thcedr r. and inclined early daysof California. Among other to warp and shrink m dry weather; things it was said that the leaves of a but he elni us that he will Boon be able eertain true hada habit of descending to produce a Borealis exactly like the from their proper place and walking genuine article furnishedby nature, and along the ground. equally as good. • A party of English sailors had left ;War use Professor Lindstrom can their ship to roam along the coast and nuke of an Aurora Berealis, we can - "see what they could see." They were not see. You Gantt eat one of there resting under a tree, lying on their It is not a substitute for tobacco. Neith- backs, robably, and naturally gaging er is it a stimulant, nor a cure for tahiilz. upwatr , when a sudden breeze shook It is nota labor saving nmachine. The clown a number of leaves, which turned Professor cannot pull his boots of at summersaults in the air, after the man- night with his Aurora Borealis, nor use net of leaves general!y, and then float- :t e.s a corkscrew, nor fry a rasher of ed to the ground. The sailors were bacon on it. surprised at this shower, because it was There.mi ht be some point in nlanu- not the fall of the year, but midsummer, featuring Aurora Borce'alises if they end these falling leaves looked frdsh would run machinery, poison rats, or and green. Itwas strange to see leaves grub up roots on the farm; but they do deserting the tree without any sort of not seem to accomplish anything, and reason; but this was nothing to what even if they did they could not be sent followed. to purchasers by mail, and if forwarded After a short rest these able-bodied by express the freight would eat up all leaves began crawling along on the the profit, and ruin the Borealis indus- ground toward the trunk of the tree try. We deprecate these investigations from which they came, and the amazed into. the realms of natural science. sailors started up in terror. They prob. First thing we know scientific men will ably knew from experience that people be working up schemes to manufacture' who came in contact with the ground all kinds of naturalphenomena, and the may also expect to come in contaet with day may not be far distant when the yarious crawling insects, but walking poorest in the land may be Ole to own leaves were something altogether out ot tti cyclone, or a transit of Venus made the common way; and they took to their to order, and earthquakes, eclipses, and heels at once. and lost no time in get- waterspouts of assorted, sizes will be ting on board the vessel. The land was manufactured, warranted to be equal to certainly bewitched, and one of the men the genuine, and to keep good in any ;aid, in relating the adventure, that; be climate, and no one will be too poor to expected every minute to see time trees set up a private collection of rainbows step out and dance a regular jig. in his own back yard. But we do not Fortunately this •singular phenome- think that this will add to the wealth of non has been fully explained by later the country. If :these • scientific men travelers who were not too much fright- would go to work inventing ways and. ened to stop and examine the matter. means to make buttermilk without the It was discovered that these queer leaves aid of a cow, or should discover, means are really insects that live upon the to make imitation gumboils, or other trees, and are of the same color as the valuable articles of commerce, they foliage. They have very thin, Ilat would confer a benefit on the public, boddies, and their wings.are like largo and generations yet unborn might call leaves. When anything disturbs them- thein blessed; but an Aurora 'Borealis like a breeze, for instance -they fold factory is not what the people of this their legs away ander their bodies, and country yearn for.—Texas Siftings. then the leaf -like shape,. With stem and • all, is complete. Sunshine and Sleep. Not only are they of a bright green Sleepless people -and they are many in the summer, like the foliage of the in America—should court. -the sun, trees at that time, but they actually The very worst soporific' is laudanum, change ' when the Ieaves do to dull and the very sunshine. Therefore, brown produced by frost. Another pe- it is very, best plain 'that poor sleepers c ul]arity of these leaf -insects is that, al- should -pass as Malty _hours as possible thoussh they have a generous supply of in the sunshine +and as few as possible wings, they seldom use them, but when in the shade. Many women are mar-,, they have been shaken to the ground, tyrs, and yet they ,do not know it, after lying' there for a few• moments, as if they were really leaves, they crawl They shut the,sunshine `out of their towards the tree, and ascend; the trunk without seeming to know that they have tl:e power of getting back to their quer- tors in a,mao_h quicker and easier'way. - JJ rpar's Young Peopke. One other earl : There is a young lady now. in iligh eticitty in America, her native land, whose husband is an Euglkh Lord, find whoai." father-in-law is a duke. tike is itt'anllfitl. Ecom- pliaheti, hatae:Tet ere and she tuighthave trade a good match in New York. But ..-r ,...will. A fashion item states that "The Bos- ton young roan is lseginning to wear eye glasses and knee breeches. •' Well, the tray, be blooming and strong, and the one necessitates the other. The. es ;,rage sun light:will he a, potent influence in Boston young man needs the eye glasses' this tt ansforin 0 ir>tl. in order to see his legs. —Puck,. louses and their hearts,.they wear veils, .they earry parasols," they -do all possible to keep off the subtlest and yet most impotent influence which is in- tended to give them strength and beauty and cheerfulness.' Is it not time to change this, and so get color 'and roses in their;pale, cheeks, strength; in their weak backs,• and courage in their timid souls? The women of America are pale and delicate; they, $J.IED$ EE.]DS SE ! S Fi EDS AT THE ZX T -SEED STORE, 1 OXIIIIOZT T.L.S., zkTO IZ:. Fresh .Field, Flower" and Carden Seeds. We call the attention of Farmers and Gardeners to the above, And invite ia3sllectic113, 47, W. IntOWVINC, i"rQP,, BSBETT BROS. Near!. i 'Weal' Da.N 0.W1 s, 11Rvn cam) Rn�)b 1a«Ar, :tine , a gea,r..to tt ereeffie terlti(.tcri , t)1r- 'l•)A, s,., (1..mg�.i►t:i9 .a, b 11' Nervon : e euralgls, liendache.:ler vane l'tost tiol. veneer& by thn sip of tttcnitt•I artolmt c 0, ti.ae 1111lO S. MOWS' !lei rarorife)),Soff ling4'4'04 Itin,resuiclt.e in Insanit • aiel lidding tt' Mir my, decay aIle death eritnatere end Age. lierrenne s of rower ei het 1 - 11 \E(ittl (n} Le t . ml :ala mister; lug a,e tet c t by over. tie 1 of alae I lora r. self-elqlee C41141. O't.1•,i1; t1.ISi' 't•. One 1 A'aq n iIt etre) E•1et • sseis. Leen tax pont aua 4) 110 ntoatlee tleatumo owe Better a. bee, or si^cbu¢e,for itt,a t1ullrr avri t43 1nai11" meld On OOS•lpt Of 1.400. WE' enerentee reelmeMet(.! VII) n 1 reef 111t1 4.24q1 4141E roe cal fur c E.4 1 nsfR.«t 'rlpat.itut:itll fl a dollars, t:'e •will s'ri.1 m! onteam r riete tttlaaitt.'e to refund the n a c ,, 144 tri eaiuieto¢ ,la, a not• rift et .e cu►. 4 -, r;. t .' a 4 .0i l'y feittetViille(4.• »i„ %,-.,*t.4• K'tet::04;tarita ttt `,M RAJ. DRUG STORE A. full mise!: t)t' ail kinds o Dye-stuif" and Pta.c'li ago Dyes, constantly on Ilan!;, • \fir man's Condition POWA- trs the best in the mark- et and always fresh. Iy'a wily' l'eeip- es e arefuliy prepared at the Central Drug Store Exeter C. LUTZ.. Vegetable Sicilian HAIR RENEWER was the first preparation perfectly adapted to cure diseases of the scalp, and the first successful re- storer of faded or gray hair to its natural color, growth, and youthful beauty. It has had many imitators, but none have so fully met all the re- quirements needful for the proper treatment of the hair and scalp. HALL'S HAIR lime] wan has steadily grown in favor,' and spread its fame and usefulness to every quarter of the globe. its un-_ paralleled success can be attributed to but one cause: the entire fms1flitaeia of its promises. The proprietors have often been surprised at the receipt of orders from remote countries, where they had never matte an efrortforits introduction. The use for a short time of HALL'S HAIR BENEWEI wonderfully improves the personal appearance. It cleanses the scalp from all tin - purities, cures all tureen, fever, and dryness, and thus prevents baldness. It stimulates the weakened glandsand enables then to push for- ward a new and vigorous growth. The effeets of this article are not transient, like those of alco- holic preparations, but remain a long time, which makes its use a matter of economy. BUCKINGIAM'S DYE FOB mn3; WHISKERS 3V111 change the beard to a natural brown, or black, as desired. It produces apertnanen+color that will not wash away. Consisting of a single preparation, it is applied without trouble. PEEPAIzxn BY R. P. IIALL & CO., Nashua, N.II. Sold by all Dealers in Medicines. FOR ALL THE FORMS Or Scrofulous, Mercurial, and Blood Disorders, the best remedy, because the most searching and thorough blood - purifier, is Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Sold by all Druggists; Si, six bottles, $I1. 'EADQUAR ERS # araware, Spades,. Hoes, Forks, Scythe Ba b le and steel strip fenoings i240 Vuggv tops AT BISSETT BROS. !FARMERS' ATTENTION !WHITE'S IMPROVED rt aat tri a. C. SLIDING. GATE« Iia chief merits aro CONVENIENCE, 4MJRAtlILILY' SIMPLICITY. AND CHEAPNESS. A DRIVE AND FIELD GATE admired by every Par. racr, Desired lay ail reho use Gatos, !lushly epc- Sten Of by all Who sae tt. • -'—`,ate• It takes up no room on the road or sidewalk. It opens down the fence. It locks opete and wheu closed, looks shut. A child six years old can open and close it from a wagon or horseback, or afoot, It is not liable to get out of order. So simple in construction that any farmer can. make it, it can be made of lumber, iron: ar wire -netting. All who see it admire it. Can be opened with one finger from Wagons,. Buggies, &c. It backs out of the way down the fence, taking up no room, Has no lever- age on posts, Cau lap opened and closed 80 times a minute. Makes a secure lock with- out a latch or pin... A. downward pull opens or closes a gate of any length or weight, as the bandies have a double action and always np out of the way. The cost above the or- ditiary gate is from $1. to $3. I can furnish GAgr Iaoss, no binges to bny. Price of FARM RIGHTS from $5 to X10.. • Call and sec the Gate at Centralia and Exeter, and secure a Farm RIg1ltt. TO AGENTS ! • I own the Right of this Patent for HURON COUNTY, and 103 I'm otherwise gaged and cannot canvas each Township in gm County, I will sell: Township Rights at prices that will enable the purchaser to make money at the business. From $10. to $20 • per DAV' ' cava be MAME 13y a good canvasser in ee]ling out a Township Bight in Farm Eights. Can yon maitre more at anything else with a Small Capital Invested.. I mean to sell so you can stake MONEY, A Rare Chance -Speculation. The selling qualities of this gate cannot be questioned, The Inventor ]las sold ?,OOO WORTil ALREADY. Secure ,a Township, Right, es.1 n3 ,'•" money easily and rapidly. If you do not, some • one 1„ , ,vie] ;you will l)se the chauee.: Call 'and see L'.e, or write fin terms, Q, 130 q cemir lie... For Comity Rights Caned write for Lei ins to C. W. JONES, London.