The Exeter Times, 1880-7-1, Page 3:fui;' 1, 3080
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A M1a l TRICK.
P ob(ibly the meatiest trick that was
over ldayed on a white 3111U was play.
c(t 1at4 . et.k it, N,00, Yn1 b. cud the faet
th)Lt there iy no vigil;yrhee committee
t11e1'0 ill the 001y ietteee 01(4 eet•lletl'atore
of the trick aro alive, A bus'ai(;e 11(»11
had jt1)t Y,urchaited a a'i(.tt' stillrllat, met
;lie went into a 141110;li 4ki'0 a teat
d , leu it' his frieuile to fit the hot on
his hoed They ell took beer, and pa
tel tho lent around se all (3'ald tied it,
One of the weediest nt'n that ever ir. Id
a country otileo wont to the h;ar 1cn1'r
r od,ltlttt a, 341X)) ofLimburev r ohnotee
oat all', 1Vllon the petty, were looking
at the 110800tal cetlieg through 1) r'i
ft leases this tvickt'd ff t'a,,il Hlilttr,,.1 ttt(a'
clle13210 uu(liir.' 010 sweat ieathtar of 1119.
bat, and the man Pitt it arc and walker'
°till
`.1'llr' 31°°31 who owned ths ha'
R'ae 000 of year ltorvene eeuid , win) i
aiways cotuplttit,iue of being risk, and
one who fed as though bottle dreadful
disease was going to takep ,SSPE 'n of
11itn.;Ile went bask to Ins plane of
businc se, took off his hitt rind lain it on
the teble,anrl proceeded to answer some
letters, Ile thought he detected e
( utell, and when his leather (belied !lint
if he clidu't feel skit, be said be believ
ed 11e dill. The Inau1 turned pe:fe and
said he guetr.so(t he would :Io home. 13.e
met a skarn (3) the Sidewalk who said
the air was full of rniestoe, wed, iu the
street Car a man who sat next to him
moved atway to the end of the oar, and
»,eked him if he just cctmeirom Chicago,
The mean witb the stat said he had not,
when to stranger said they were having
a great deal of small -pox there, and lie
pulled the bell and jumped off. '1'11e
prespirution broke ant on the :forehead
of the man with the new hat, and he
tools it off to wipe bis forehead, wtten
the whole piece of Cheese seemed to
roll over and breathe, and the man got
the full beueflt of it, and he oxine near
fainting away. He got Immo and leis
wife met him and asked him what was
the matter ? He said he believed that
mortification had set in. and she to rlc .
0130 whiff as he tonic off his hat, and
said she should think it had. "Get in-
to it ?" said the mai, "1 !lave not got
into anything, but some dreadful dis-
ease has got hold of toe, and I shell not
live. She told him that if any disease
than smelled like that bad got bold of
hitn and was going to be Chronic, she
felt as though he would be a burden to
nirnself if he lived very ',nog. She got
Itis clothes off, soaked his feet 111 mUle-
tard water and he slept. The loan
slept and dreauled that a small -pox Hag
was huatee in front of bid house and that
lie was riding in a butcher wagon to
the pest house. The wife sent for at
(lector, and when the mail of pills ar-
rived she told all about the carie, The
doctor pteke:i up the patient's new htt,t,
tried it fon awl gave a sniff, Ile said
the heat waxy picked before it was ripe.
The doctor and the wife held a post
inortetn examination of the bat and
found a shoe of limburger. "F'w and
snort wore:tl:e prayots they said." Tho
doctor brongfat to the bedside the het,.
opened up the sweat leather, and show-
ed the dying man he was as well as
any main in the city. The last we saw
of (118 odoriferous citizen he was trying
to. bribe the bar -tender to tell hint
which one of these pelicans it Was that
put the slice of cheese inside of the
sweat leather of his hat.
A WORD FOR ROMPING GIRLS.
11tr'st women have a dread of them.
itiiothers would rather their little dough
liars were called anything else than
romps. They say to them :
"I3e very quiet now, my dears. Don't
run or julep, but be little ladies."
As if a healthy child (Held be still
as if it could take time to walk or step
over what Came in its way ; as if' it
could fold ifs bands in its lap when its
little heart is brimful of tickle. It is)
absurd• and wrong, because it is unna-
tural.
Children, girls as well as boys, reed
exercise ; indeed, they meet have it to
belcept in a healthy condition. They
need to expand their chests, strengthen
tlielr muscles, tone t'hai''nerves,develop
themselves generally. Anil this exer-
cise »lust be out-of-doors too.
1t is :d�ot enough to have calisthenics
in thenil.rsery or parlor; they need to
be out in the sunshine, out in the wind;.
cut iu the grass, out-of•doors some-
where, if it be no bigger than the com-
mon or park..
Suppose they do tan their. pretty
faces --better be brown as a berry, and
have the pulse (pick and strong„ than
white as•.a lily.,, and complain of cold
feet anti headache, Suppose they do
fear their olothos, supposea,they do wear
out their shoos, it does not try a moth -
patience half au machl;,o wand as
it Goes to watch night after night a
querulous,sick ehiid;, audit dope not
drain a father's pocket half as qnick to
bny shoes as it does to pay doctor's
bills..
T
IMES
bidets (in New street, The invention,.
its shown, 0°neiab's of an attaehnlei'rt
very much like at soothers air pump by
yr high cold air ei forced by the engine
into the steam cylinder. The increase
ill the number of evolutions per niiuute
f the flvo.vlteel tyli"eu this. apparatus is
applied, °\lir the n( trlf er it is able to
bake whew tllt' e, gine is ran by steam.
done ec'etna to intlieate a great gain in
leer.. A tett ho''se power stationary
engine ie need to exhibit the appliance..
I'f,e exhibitors claim that with this in-
vention they can do ten per cent. more
work, oil 80 ser cent, less coal, or in
otter words that its use will effeet a'
net saving of titilty•eoven per cent. iii
the 00th of 1'tlnuitie on ordinary engine.
On ,Entre 115, with 8853 pounds of coal,
and whfte eslua. 'a frictionbrake weit{h-
iug MIS a 'undy, the erlvriiie with steam
rli rlt'. a,1u r d tint fly -wheel to make 18,-
688 r('v.1Iltii,ns. Ou t'.re next day,
with the ;1l,luartatue( attached, blit with
enl's 270 puede ede of coal—all °thereon-
.11taenv UPI Itt<r equal—the iiy wheel made
20,7€13 revolutions, For the purpose
of thorough iaspeetion by all who may
bra inters: t.ed,. the engine and appliance
will be on exhibition ie ruuuing order
All, smrhtl time, E .giosers are parti-
sulerl,y invited to test the troth of the
,,lt.hibitore' statement.
ADVICE TO A YOUNG ?JAN.
T'Iy, son, if you do a mean thing, if
you are guilty of a small spiteful action
if you wreck some paltry, shabby ven-
geance on your lieigbb,.r, if yon do
anything supremely little and cowardly
and hateful, and still hold up your head
alai want to be respected by the world,
just lay this flattering unction to your
soul—you are the only man deceived;
no 0110 is footed save yourself. If you
are mean everybody kr ows it, the rest
of ivankuld as well as yourself. 'Your
neighbonre may not, it is more than
likely they will not, tell you of it. They
will not express their honest opiuiona
on the subject to your fade, but when
you lie down at night and blush over
your rueauness by yourself,in the dark,
don't you add foolishness to your wick-
edness by hugging to yeursetf the fiat.
tering ((elusion that nobody kunws
They all know it, and they all talk
about it. Don't you know every mean
thing your neighbors do ? Don't they
all tell your all the mean things they
know auout each other ? And do you.
suppose they don't know all your little.
messes, if you have any, just as well ?'
My dear boy, you must know that this
shrewd old world is too sharp for any
dna, and that you can't fool it. It
will hold you at your own estimate of
,yourself ; not your publicly expressed
estimate, maybe, but your own private,
honest estimate ; the estimate you hold
yourself at when von have turner] out
the light, and crept into lied, and know
that t1eie is just one being in all the
universe that is searching your heart
ae closely as and far more honestly and
purely than you can. And so, if you
want the world to think you really lion -
est and manly and noble, my son, you
have got to be honest and manly and
noble. Otherwise, 1 don't care wtra.t it
says it thinks of you. Be honest with
yorirtelf, my boy, so that when the clay
is done, and the blessing of the right
falls upon you, you can shake yourself
by the hand, and say, "Old boy, you
have lntuie a fearful naess of it to day.;
you have ettintbted and faltered ; you
have blotted the recons, you have just
bristled with faults, but von did it all
in henest3', in human ignorance and
wilfulness. and you havn't lied to any-
body,and when yougo out on the street,
no man's aocusiug glances can matte
your eyes drop.
SmemotatanamM
C « ct S. GIDLE'Y
trader 'a,ttd IPtLenit t .ria Man a li-Ax.., tux ers
j'OULD SAY TO G WOULD
these lvho Rti;enii �;;YPW .,;�e-r.+or, + y call specia1attentien
nr)lras(op to (to so from
'- "^t � to 0311. 0000rtaking rlepsrt
the titanufa0lnrer'. 'i'be o)eut,which is Snore coni.
dealer 01)4) buys to 0(311 taetaGhaYievar,(6sw stave
again must non„v:,ari t v "
added. d s ural new designs
y
Rd a ev s
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Have a prof') 1. \\ � .'1,,,irn i ,.t�I�il:.zT 1� t of Jrtto, Tire best 4aa11Lr.:,
bion tlt t whinhiln Locaauint fall '1'.''''.
� caskets r3133dsit a with
to meet tho viaws o[ tht, .% l0Rebt p1'io s, Our new
(1'azigers. Our oxuou o'n h:,...„..;4,,,,,,,,,,‘,,,;
'_�-4 Hearse is rrorlan000d by
aro loos thanh1'•ose of dila
carnletent edges to be
wtLuultiotiuerrvuus0t *•eat second to uar'e 1st the
1 ....
iyocau sclloiltrar,el. y .a ,,— i(� provinces
b1eins of all the Different
Sooieties.
JUST RECEIVE!) e,T
EXETER,
AND LIQUOR
TllLi4
s'DCER
STORE,
A LARGE STOOK. 011
GREEN, JAPAN,
YOUNG HYSON
and BLACK TEAS,
RAISINS, CURRANTS,
PRUNES, DRIED APPLES
CANED FRUIT,
SARDINE S,
LOBSTERS,
SALMON,
BITT1,B SAUCE AND PICKUPS, BRANDIES, GINS, WINES AND SYRUPS, RYE, MALT
SOOTCH, IRISH AND CObI.MON WHISKIES, TOBACCOS AND CIGARS,
Wholesale and Retail.
Cr. A. MACE
CE
Main Street,Exeter.
THE CANADA COMPANY'S
rained Lan '' for Sale.
Iii order to meet the present depression,the Canada Cernvanp offer for sale or Iease, on easy terms
aril in certain eases
AT REDUCED PRICES,
Aivel11Chy,
oirLv,rdsre-claioedorbsnofitbedbythe"'LakeBurwellDrainage Works," in the Township
of ]Sosangnet, Stephen andllloGlllivray,in the Counties of Larubtee, Hun on and Middlesex respec,-
Lists ofT,ands may be obtained, end plans of the Lots may be sec n, on application to Mr, JohnS1lroknian, Exeter, Mr. George W. Tidwell, of the "iiolwull riouse," Widder Station, G. T. Railway,or to stir. John Ironsi(Ie, of Grand iSe 3d, For Lists, l'rioes, TO^m s or other information, apply to the
Commission e1,. Canada Company, Toronto. G. W. ALL,N, li, M. I4tuFv'ATT, Commissioners -
Canada Company's offices, May 20, 1550. Crr,
'EXETER TIMES
EXCITING SCENE.
A large staff of assistante are contfn-
uously employed in putting nh Wilson's j
Clompound Syrup of Wild Cherry, the
most popular of all remedies for the
leuro of Coughs, Colds, Uroup, Whoop•
ing U'lnth, 1.3rnuohltie, Catarrh, Loss
of Voice, acid all affections of the
Throat, Lungs au(1 Bronchial Tubes.
The rapidity acquired by those con-
stantlyengaged iii handlingbottles is +
The' TI VIESOE FI::C I1 has excellent facilities far. turning out.
most astonishing, °nil, to au nuaccue-
toured onlooker the great wonder 1e that
almost every bottle is not broken.
Wilson's Wild Cherry is always male
under the direct supervision of Mr.
Wilson,, a• Chemist and Druggist of over
oixteen years experience.
This great home medicine is sold by
all leading, druggists, and should be
found in every house.
A. novelty in motive power, ooneis-
ting of an engine set in motion by alr
aomhiued,rvith.steam,.is now on exbi-
All kinds or printing done neatly cheaply and with dispatch
rder your work where you cern get it done the cheapest..
Colored Work a Specialty !
GEaiT. tt.N YRIJP."
No otl'ier medicine the works' was ever
given such -a test of it's curative qualities as
},iosoriart's GEIMAX Sxliur, Iiitllteo years two
millions 'four hundred thousand small bottles
of this medicine were distributed free of clump
by ,lruggists.:in this country to those af'deted
with Consumption, Asthma, Croup, severe
Coughs Puennmonia, and other diseases of
the throat and lung,, giving the American
people undeniable proof that Gsutt,io Sxitrr
will cure theta. P1w result has been that
druggists in every town talr11 village in the Ca -
nails and United States are r'eootnmondiug it
to their customers. Go to your druggist and
ask what they know'iabout it. Sample bottles,
10 cents. Regular sire, 75 cents. Three doses;
will relieve airy case..
CARDS,,
BILL HEADS,
POSTER',.
CIRCULARS.
GENTIL,EMEN
F. E. HATCH,
---IS OFFERING--
A T BARGAINS
HARDWARE
Do not fail to call and see his Large stock be
fora you buy elsewhere
A IERICAN UT NAILS
Cheep for Cash at the
igx . ofthe Pact 3c.,002,a,,,
l5amwoll Piokar0'sBloek,Maain St., Exeter.
EHO! FO/? MANITOBA,.
During tho iouiaidder or the season of 1880,
GREET SAY'S
Manitoba Parties
will leave on
The FIRST TUESDAY of Every Month
Next party on4th 'Tay.
For particulars apply t$
J1,10 • KNOX.
G.W. Id, Aue*•t, Centralia
LEGAL
r'a H. CADDY,
BARRISTER & ATTORNEY
At Law, Solicitor, &o, Office, Benson's Block.
Exeter.
Mr,DICAL-
D.R. HUTC.t3INSON, Member of
the College of Physicians and Surgeons of
Ontario, &e-, &c„ Office nest door to 1, Carling",
Main Street- Exeter
Flit. I•IYN D FAN .—CORONER FOR
�l the County of Huron. uffie,e,nextdoar to
10.1. Carling'sstore,l:xetor.
W. BROWNING M. D., O. M.
te e P. ti,GradiiatsVietoria'tJniverstty• Office
andrssidence, Dom ' nior ),aborstor y, Exeter.
0.1<100RE, M.D. C. M.
� . Graduate of MoGillliniversity, :Montreal
Office andresidenoe,Exeter,On1, Office 1 ours—
stn10a.mand 7toion-m
�Fd. J. A. ROLLIN'S, M. C. P. S.
' 0. VLotorie S+. Crediton Ont, Office hours
roar 9 too 10 a. in.: 2to O D. m-
q�v LU'TZ, M. D.,
omce at his residence, Bxoter.
r IL IRVING, ii'RADUATTt, 0NI-
(7EKSITY Trinity College.\lemberCoilege
elivsiaians and sui'„ eonf Out., 'jilioeliirkton.
NEW BOTCHER SHOP
he undersigned wouldi'iforn': the inha,bi-
tants ofEsoterand. vicinity that helms
OPENED A NEW BUTCHER S.aOP
one roar south ofhis131acksmithshnp au0bores
thesalneliberal patronage that has been Loc
corded to him in the
nL.\CRSOLITIU AND WAGON' 11.01I21 0
linawillb°extendorltohini iu his new branch
nosiness, Itis meat wagon 101110(11 at the real
.lents of tbo villas othreetimeseaclweekend.
:E S .-T 1-i, A T
all kinds kept oonsta.nt114n hand at his
buteliorshop.
Blacicamithing and wagon. inakiugcarried
as mina iu all its brar,rl:ce
R. DAVIS.
Just. Received.
CHOICE HAMS,.
BREAKFAST BACON-,
AND LARD,
FRESH STRAWBERRIES
ORANGES cC LEMONS,
—AT THE—
Choice ; ' amily Grocery.
R. 3 OWLER'S EXT.
WILD Strawberry
IA.SpeeifieRemedy for EN Summer
Complaints such as Diarrhoea, Dr-
sentry, Canada Cholor.a; Choler
Morbus, Cholera Trtfantuin, Sour
Stomach, Griping Pains, and all.
derangements of the bowels, ewes -
ed by using improper food, 831011 as
raw vogotobles, unripe or sour
fruit, bad milk, impure - water or
change of. water, changes of the
seasons, exposure. No matter front
tvlr(tt canoe of in what form you art,
subject to any of the above com-
plaints, but HOWLER'S P(xraAcv ('i"
'Vino S'rsawnrn er will relieve you,
and a speedy cure will be eif(•ct+»t
without injury to the system. 11 is
rnoarafaata+rete from the Wit.i
Strawberry Plant, and free front
(3pittm and other injurious drugs,
.r.,,in 1'or sate by all dealers, at 1s. 100,
10 e X1.00 ,
PREPARED 13Y
MIL13 URN, Iilt;NTTt ''Y & PEARSO N.