The Exeter Times, 1879-12-11, Page 41
D'zezzeku 11, 1879
THE TIM,.' S
CURE OF SWEARING. I degrees+ has not beery reached in Nov-
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1 ember in Galt for three years or more,
joIU► carne in suit inquired whether Deeceniber will have a light' snowfall,
spinner rias ready, and was told it Pala and a couple of very, sharp spells of
frost. `!'here will be a couple of weelfe
trot.
"Weil why is the ieu't it?"
e.tid he,
"Because," she coolly replied, "tile
wood wits so -----wet that the fire
wouldn't burn."
"Why, Mary, what's the matter with
you? ereyou crazy or have you been
driukin a ?"
"Aeither" she said, and quietly pro-
ceeded to put on the dit.ner.
Abe beef didn't melt like butter be.
tweak the teeth -it rather resisted all
attett1pt+ at elastication, lute so 11111011
ioitia•iubber ; and fluidly John blurted
eat:
"What snake s this infernal
be. f so tough?"
Nary looked up archly and replied :
"Well, John. ( suppose yon went
down to the butcher'., arid, without
knowing the difference, picked out a
piece of some— old stag that had
iter beep fell for a mouth."
John jumped up and looked at hie
wife in dismay, aryl wanted to know
what such lauguege truth her meant,
."It means just this Joh1,; you are
the bead of the fatuity, and just ,th
lung as yuu think it untidy to swear in
my presence I intend to do the ,slue
If you don't like to Lear i• you know
how to prevent it."
The cure was radical, and to this day
Mary has never been compelled to ad-
minister a dose of Lr.; --'s pre -
tat, ipt ion.
WHA2 BE WANTED.
He dropped into Julie's barber shop
at a time when the place was etnpt•y.
Mr. Jones said "Good morning," all
professional gravity, and his visitor
stretch -ea himself out in a chair.
'Fine weather, eh?' queried the ton-
sorial artist.
"Oh, you bet it is fine weather ; yon
bet it is fine weather. It is just simply
the boot kind of weather ; you can't
tied finer kind of weather than this in
the puede portions of a dime novel."
"That's just shat I've been telling
you; there's no doubt at all 'about the
fineness of this weather."
"Shave, sir?"
"Not this morning. Well, sir, to re-
turn to the weather, title reminds me of
a suwmer king ago, when I wandered
in the woodland and plucked the violet
from the brooksirie."
"Would you tee.e to have your mus
tache trimmed?"
"Not much. It doesu't need it this
weather."
-Don't you want your hair cut?".
"i don't fancy that I do, my dear
sir," replied the stranger, with d broad
grin.
"Do yon want a shampoo?"
"Nara a shampoo."
"Any soap, pomade, combs, brushes,
oahair grease? I have a dazzling assort.
anent."
"I don't want to purchase anything
to -day."
And then lir. Jones, in blame aston•
iehnlent, asked:
'Well what. do you wante'
"Don't waut anything..'
'Then who did yon come in here?'
'Why did I come in here? Weil I'll
tell you. I saw that yonr chairs were
trice 4nd easy, and that you seemed in
be deserted and Lonely, sol thc,u;ht I'd
just droa in, rest myself awhile, and
have a aboiable balk with yo: .
And then lie ambled out, le aving the
barber so petrified with amazement
• that he shaved Aix poen before he re.
marked: 'Fair`s gettiu' a little thin on
top. Better try a bottle of my Capillary
Coaxer.'
VENNOii AND OATES.
Some time since we puhliehels the;
pre,lic'ion made by Mr. Moses Gates,
eia1 Galt,for:the coming winter. The
predictions were made in the, middle of
October. Mr. Vannor•'s have since been
(published, azul were given briefly in
these columns last week. Both fore
costs agree that the snowfall of Decem-
ber tall, be Light,, that a warn) apelli of
0..rusiderable• length will ocenr about the
end of Dezember„ and that Jlatnwtry
will be very broken with frequent Gains.
It may be interesting to sorue 4' our
readers to again give hair. Dates' predict-
ions. November as ha pre 1intedi, was
tightly colder than tonal -the mean
being over a degreebelow the average -
and contained several) excessively warm
days for the month ;: the mercury have•
ing on five days been above 6 o in the
Wade andout dray over 05. o• Maly
or a little more of cleighiug before the.
latter end of the lnouth, whoa a decid-
edly ntilci spell of cousulerale duration
Will set in and completely etestroy the
sleighing. January will be a suucees-
ion of froete and thaws with frequent
mine. February will iu its early part
be somewhat like January, but colder.
The latter part of the tueutb Will pro-
bably be decidedly cold. March will
be a very suowy month with dutch
sleighing for the season. Spring will
not be early for this section of the
conntrv, but will commence about the
flfith of March, with really waren weath
er which will continue till :>,bout the
middle (f April, alien ten days or a
fortnight of chilly weather, with frosts
at night, finrt ice of snow and cold rains
will occur. May will have an average
depth of raiufell, aid an average Or
nearly so of tenllerature. June will
be oho of AVOt age warmth or not much
below the average, with eoesiderable
rain. July and August trill be dry and
hot. September will also be warm, but
October will be rather deficieut in heat.
In some of these Predictions ?Jr.
Oates c.lntredicts Mr. Veoum., though
in general they are age eed. i\Ir, Oates,
we may again state, was eiugularly
fortunate in hie predictions last year
for the then corning winter and spring,.
though in somepartieularsand particu-
larly +as to the character of the month
of May his pt edictiane were exactly the
opposite of tlio-:e of Vennor. •Neveribe-
teee, such good fortune is net always
to be hope) for, 5041 none of our read-
ers should (lepeud on foreeasts, which
both the prophets candidly state have
only a fair degree of probability about
them. The science of metorolegy is
yet in its infancy, and it will be many
years before forecasts for a long thne iu
advance will be of really practical ad
vantage or much better thou guess
work. -Galt Relo)',eer.
ROOM ON THE NEXT FLOOR.
• The Hou. Ruben Larne, iu a recent
address to an aa(lleece of school boys.
made the following stimulating, yet not
over colored remark. A boy might do
worse than commit this to'lnemcry.-
'You Will find in life that if yon be-
have well and do your duty all the dif-
ficulty is concentrated iu,tho first step.
It is the first advance w'hicli ,nen and
women !Hake in life which more or less
decides the it future. The beginnings of
life are all crowded. For everything
that is to bo hal there is great corn -
petition, but wheu people have once
made a step, arid b the proved that they
ere worthy, all the rest is comparative-
ly very easy. It has been my duty of•
ten to pick out persons for situations,
and my experience jis that ellen the
great mass is penetrated and you. have
got to persons who have advanced one
or two steps, the diffioelty is not that
we are overwhellnued with persons fit
for it. Theretore youer object iu life
should be to begiu with the greatest.
caveeattention,and self datial, so to
melee this find step as to distinguish
yourself as being trustworthy and re-
iu all particulara, and if you once
attract the notice of your employer that
you are well awl honestly di•,cbargiug
your duty, you try rely upon it you
are in a way he snake your -elf inde-
pendent and to lead a happy,'
"1 would advi.e anyone suffering froin,snm..
mer complaints to give 2?r..jowler'x Extract or
Wild Strawberry a fair trial."—CARarAN M.
Gourn,M. D,, Castleton.. "Dr. _Fowler's Er -
tract of Wild Strawberry gives perfeet satis-
faction."—TIIMIAs DoUGLAB, Cambray,, "Can
recomemendDr.FowleesExtract of Wiid,'S'traw-
berry, with confidence."—Junr..I: S. S. RECK,
Minden. My customer& bear high testimony
to the virtues of Dr. FUwlers, Extract o,' Wild
Strcueberry."—T. STZVENSON, Orangeville. For
sale by all dealers. See advertisement in an-
other column.
Stop that Cough.
HAeroin's PECTORAL BALSAM is composed of
the most healing balsams and gums. The
Balsams, which enter• into its composition,
were used by natives when Aruerica was first
dbycovered, and were combined with other
touies, so blended together, that it is a speoitic
for all affeetions of the throat and lungs..Thon-
sanils of bottles are sold annually,. and it is
considered one of the standard prepastations of
the`day. For Coughs, Colds, etc. For sale by
all dealers at 25 cts. per bottle.
DO NOT READ THIS.
aving received a lot of new machinery, I
would inform the farmers of the sur-
rounding country that I tun prepared to manu-
facture all kinds of Horse .Bakes, Barley
Forks, Grain Cradles, Suaiths, etc, rand having
secured the services of a first-class Turner, I
ani prepared to do
ALL KINDS OF TURNING
on the shortest notice, and for style and price
I defy competition. Always on hand a first-
class stool: of Fork and Shovel handles. Mill
half a mile south of Exeter.
A. COTTELL.
CONSTITUTIONAL CATARRH REMEDY.
The only certain, safe, and effectual euro for
Cat, rrh, builds up the system and cures sill other
diseases at the same time. Asthma, Rose Cold,
Hay I,' ever, Nervous Debility, all leave together
when the Coustitututiunsl Catarrh Remedy ib
tae al per lottie. For sale
ld'tod tonna dealers.
A L& c t i e•
TO YOUNG MEN.
We have recently nubiished a new edition of
'DR. MILVPR'WEr,L'S CE1,P'ARATI3D ESSAY
on the radioed and permaiaent cure (without me-
i.dicine) of Nervous Debility, Mental and physical
Incapacity impodieieiita to 'Marriage, ecu., ro-
sultin¢from excess,
Com. Price in a sealed envelope, only 6 ,cents 0:
.two postage staxapa.
The celebrated autha>,of this admirableoaaay,,
clearly dompzi tratea, fre,,m thirty years' sucoe•a-.
ful practiaev, that shirr maybe.
radically cured witltnu# the, dangerous use *1 in
ternal, n119dioleee or t11313 -use of tie knife , 1'oirit-
out ammo of euro at came simple onrtalu,nnd of-.
fectwtl',,bc means of whieh,over r sufferer, no 'nateter wxbati? l i oonrtktion.lr•1av be, may cure htmselt
ehoapi�,, pe vately and radically.
This:Leobare shouid'he iv tho•bands of every
youf ligand errus•y man In the.land,
pdArese,
THE CVTATE EWE Uo,,.
41 Afm etneet,tiew ifs.
1t'oiM.00loa-Box WO,
`l'1'UAYED,-ABOUT lst SEPTEbi-
LJ her, from lot 0, con. 7, Usboruo, a steers, one
brindle, e.10 red and one spotted ; Shelters, two
red and One spotted ; all spring calves. Last
seen at 11=moholso,. Information receive at the
Tiulen Mace. The finder will bo rewarded
R. MARQUIS, Lumley P.O.
STRAYED front Lot 15, S. B. Ste.
phen, ou oC about the 5th August last, ono
white 1.tcer with rod ring on the nose and red
ears, 2 years old ; one greyish steer 2 ears old;
one gp eyish heifer 2 year sold; one yeari.ng steer,
red and white ; one mooley heifer, light red, with
white, Auy information leading to theirrecov-
ery will bo handsomely rewarded.
JOHN DOLEHAY.Ofia.
TIIE
EXETER TIMES
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1 TASTE OR SMELL?If so, itmay he from
the LEeitosY of the 10th oontury, 0ATAn1t)c. THE
i.ONSTITUTIONAL, CATARRH IREMEDY will restore
you to ouloyable health. It not o my ourea Cu.
Garth, but all other diseases at the same time.
Price Sl per Pottle. Fos sale by all druggists and
Medicine dealers Send stamp for 99 page pam-
phlet containing treatise on Catarrh, and eertiti-
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Main Street Exeter
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the County of Huron. U1i'ice,nextdoor ti
lfr.I. Carling's store,Exeter.
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J • P. ti, Graduate VictoriaUniveraity Office
and residence, Don: hien 1,a1)nrator v, Exeter.
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▪ ) —Wm. Maker proprietor. This Hotel ho p
been newly turnished and fitted up in first-clasf
style. Large and convenient Show Rooms for
Conr-merciai Travellers; best of liquors and cigars
at the Bar. Attentive Hostlers always on hand
M 21—:true. WILLIAM BAITER,
7RINCE OF WALES HOTEL,
_L OLIN t'ON. G. SWARTS having purchased
the above hotel, and fitted it throughout, now of-
fere first-class accommodation to travelers, Good
liquor and cigars at the bar. Good stabling any
attentive hostler on hand, Every attention paid
to guests.
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