The Exeter Times, 1878-5-30, Page 22
TRB TIITES
INIIIIIIIISIseiruwarliWiloicarwissUlecosecloctraWINOW4
RA .T AMONG TI E LAWYERS.
BASE BAIAL TERMS DEFINED,
While a number of lawyers and gen. People who are puzzled, at the techni.
cal tes used
tlemert were ilinirg at Wieoasset,recent. rmin base ball repot ts, are T-Trtaertelker
oet
ly a jolly soul from the zzaersia isieup. coramended to the perusal of the follow- TATOULD SAY TO
beg definitioue : . Y I_ those Is bo intend
peered and called for dinner, The el' IA ml.
landlady told him be should dine when sire.o—sate cow pasture where tue reoltea.ungltitorers.0 from
the gentlemen were done. leather -hunting is performed.
again must necessarily
dealer who buys to sell
Bases—Salt-bags ecattered around in wore a profit. Vire cIvirn
"Let hive crowd in among us," whis. . to give the purchasere the
pared a limb of the law, we will have MegNinreaLsirtplayersuetieit
be:nulP
ioe roosters in beue4t. which cannot fail
to meet the views of the
soine fun with, him."
The Irishman took his seat at the knee breechee that constitute a rem Grangers. Our ex nen
ses
are lea's than tbose of city .4
table. ball deck.
or we eau 6Vn chernver. _ ,..—..
mann'-acturers conserrent* ,._. ,,,
"You were born in this country,were Umpire—The chie_f beller—he bawls
you my friend?" out "etrike," Ilia aothaer dotty is to sitl Emblems of al the Different Societies.
on the top of a, bat wl m& the bal
“No. sir, I was bran in Ireland.'"
"Is your tether liviug?" as it goo by.
Judgmeut—The urupire'e opinion
"No, sir, he is dead.' after taking a smell,
"What ts your occuPation?" Oue Ball—What the umpire tiays ri 1 a in t r i a Z Ft I R E. I
"A horse -jockey, sir."
when the sme
"What was your father's °cetera. ll proves unsatisfactory.
---e.-....,
Strike—A. miseul by a better.
ii01,1?"
PO Out—The fellowwho trieo to got Tee subsnitter, S. E. Imes, wishes to thank the peeVe of Exeter, mut surrounding conutry.fmr the lib -
"Trading horses, sir." etaieetrotteee winelehe has tvevised An0".,, an -ow nvat, Cs a, Wat 'in mak*. r clUll4 41erViAtPro trI14 IlLEW IA"
yonr father ever cheat any per. n without eaiying twenty-five cents. emu yea met thaws a kerge opantity of goods to dispose ef.60Wie of which ere
eon when be was bete?" Dead Ball— One which coulee to life
"Supposed ' he did cheat many, sir. : 1
. erefitteerobere!ug buried in the bautle of the • SLIGIVTLY" 1) A.3,LA.,GE'D BAP la Jill:.
" What do you suppose he is doiug ie... • ond a great quant4tv ttf trlti-h are rot. ie VI/D1 Do woll very elle-plorench. Mete soid for ,I0.50 iris',
Fp111..—A. •1.)1131 W/tiell bountlejuet tov et 14, .4;,..7.4, now s:211. for r;f14-i, ai4t,tibl, .3'41; rAllIti. 'V ilttieva that sotttor ti,:l4.too* $:;;;,,klito, t;7:40.14, .;•415.00, Icon
11011or e.olt ors;h1 too, t=o1Stii, ol*;14.011. eiltltle.
"Trading horse% sir." way one is poeittve le will ups,
Fair Foul—A 'attle ane for a cent. DO NOT MISS A BARGAIN. IN dEIVEI.RY, 8ARG4N$ 10 SUIT EVERYBOW
"Half he cheated any one?" Balk—"A hretteli of prowled" indul.
41:kh;lidetalti;..hteoyne 1;01.t bperloisepvceustseir.b"imr ged ill by ow oteber. Solid cold Watuttes end Chdins a specialty. Do net fdil to give roe o e.111 loofore purchasing else-
where, 44 I think it would b.• to year advantu;;e.
S•ealing ft liftee—Stufiltig a bag in so a er-feat trielle'r of Table Orttsts. Cahe Bash ets. flutter CM ;ern, inci 4 trent in•ery * tilr thiees ti
**r. eatvq, tin eeerehed the. w-htili' your ear and walking off to the next weep:tees re eesenue. yietese 0,44 violin a ulnae. In fact everyth!tg Mt die ii Ix ti.tol fx-i i ilf ti•
hiegtiorri of heaven Mid coulan t fiud a wheu the Oft eh sr is net !oohing.
laweer," Beauty—A ball so hot that the ee-
cond battens to lays on his stomach to 1
A BITE. avoid it.
Hot 13a11—One that singes the eller
The Chi i there is elderly farmer who , abler; bead as it goes bee
who ie passionately finalof sporteespeet Fy—A ball which ecorehes the eath,
ODERICH FOUNDR1
ally &thing aud hunting—and he hoe a end, like the gentle 1 -fl y home's ‘..T.
800 who is a chip .of the eta Week in wined in the elevated atrneepitere.
that as well at; in other respects. Wild Tim we -Throwing at the third „.„„...- .. ....-
Oue day last summer the old gentle. [lawman asel haling a small bey be the Founclezis, Engineers and Machinists.
mu left tonne, and before going eat hit. tiekt.
boy at a job he was anxious to have 4•16.11•1.1
done. Returning Beefier than he was LOVER'S VAGARIES.
exyeeted, he found that the boy was Two welting couples presentedtlIeeu-
uu OW. 4cive at the 5Iayeralty in a suburb of
"Where'a Tom 1" be growled, at. Picric to carry out the civil portion of
he entered the kitchen. their marriage contract. They ranged
"G00 fishing," said the girl. tfuuisetva en opposite aides of the
"Fiehing 1 the rascal ; DI fish 1410 tuayor'e throne. and faced one another.
when I catch him." rhomayor was aaltiug a. question of COOKING: PAR
LOR. AND BOX STOVES
And away the angry old fellow went one of the britlegro me whotie attentiou ,
for the brook. Coming within hailing was thus distracted from Ida bible. Potash Kettles, Scheel oats, &a.
distance of his hopeful sou, who wat, On turning round to look at her he
bending Queerly over the stream, the eaught her making osheup's eyee" at
father yelled : the bridegroom opposite. Being cif a
"'roin ! you sonar 4, TOM 1" jealous temperament, be laid ins hand For eale Orient—Second hand Believe and Engiree SLAW
one hand on the part of the boy, who "Mademoiselle, which of the two Shillietgrited oHnitlioilillger5al,ale?,iluiglitet,tYa:, Mille, &c., promptly attended to
There WM aPepreca i ig movement of roughly on her arm, and said, eliarply :
did not, however, turn his head. Still batee are e oil ? Yon are mine, I be.refiDFOUNDRY and AITUFACTI31111% Co.
more sniry the avenging parent came litwe ; then oblige me by couttutug your el W M
nearer and bawled out— g sects to me."
"Ill learn you to stay homeand work The bride was a young woman of
when---" spirit, and reseuting the tone in which
"Su 1 eh 1 eh! father," said young the reprimand was retitle, retorted—
Limo Walton. "I've go a bite." "Ab, moueleur, if you are jealous al -
The old feltow's passion perceptilth ready I ton likely to lend a pleasant life
cooled at that announcement, an& with you 1"
'luckily for theboy, the latter just then The jealous bridegroom made nn
hauled up a liam(3some perch. This angry reply, and then the other bride.
wits too much for the dad, who sprang gro. in must nestle put his oar in.
forward and helped to unhook the fish, "Pah! monsieur why should you
and then— make such a fuss because mademoitielle
"Tom, have you got another hook ?' chose to favor me with a glauce r
Victory perched on the bey's fish The, eat his bride turned savagely
line. upon him and excleinted—
"Ila, monsieur, it wo.ild seem, they, Cook, Parlor and other Stoves
that you like to have ladies muke eyes
at you; but you might at least have
_____e had the decency to keep this proof of
your faithleesness concealed from me riuware, cheaper than the cheapest, and made up by practicl
here." workmen on. the premises.
And with this fierce thrust she buret
i sto tears. In vain the mayor attempt- Eave-Troughing done to order, Carriage Plating aSuecialty. Coal oil Chimneys, tin
very best and none Unapt..
ed to pacify both parties. The bride.
grooms stormed at each other, and the Intending purchasers will always find me at my poet, ready to attend to my own busines
brides, between their hysterical eohe, and prepared, at all times to treat eliStOnterit courteonay and supply there with a good not
mutually accused each other of perfidy. heap ariie.e. Depend upon it that nowhere can yon get better value for your money.
What was to bb done ? At last the The very highest price in Cash paid for Hides and Sheep skins.
mayor looking temper, cried out—
".An 1 to ptoosed with this core- .E. H. SPACKMAN.
meny, or am I not 2"
The two brides, with one accord, Exeter l' 0, October 1 1877.
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soteamed—
MAT 80, 18 ie*er
weteleesmome.emeeeme
O. 5.GIDLEY NEW BUTQUER BHOP
att.cl 1-"P trniture
Man tifilen"rs Tbetanuntdseolhigx7ttrwan°udiatrty the iubabt..
that helies
AjTE WO IJ Li) ::)PENED A NEW BUTCHER SHOP
toloTer etitttlelPrieeekishiastreartwir°t): me door south of his Bleettaroitt shop andheyes
alescone liberal patronage Unit has been Mi
mentorbieli is more com
corded to hint in Um •
Otte then e ver, es we IlaVl
Idird4ONSMITH A1,413 WAGON WARING
esTYhehrreon 111 bestdIsl twzt ddist616;* ; the Li o.nab fat emn etlaeta to gheru esenew t btren erbe soegslwts f
uneral requisite at We lents of tbe village three tunes ead weeliand
1oast oace'. Oar uta
,:f;‘htl.rt:i'lt-41:45S
4stIcIonstar"\-1.tilli °in lh;o:And atThis
Provinces mteller shop, .
S. E. JONES.
StANTTACTIAREnti
ENGINE'S ANI) BOILERS. FLOURING, GRIST ANO SAW MIL.1.4e
bTAVE AND HEADING .N164011IN'ERY
Middling Pttritlere of improved kinds.
Agricultural Implements
Iron and Bras:. Castillo's to order
11••••••••••••••••••••••11,001.000.1k
GODIMICH. Ont.
THE EXETER
TIN AND STOVE DEPOT.
0
rysliS Subscriber begs to announce to the h ;habitants of Exeter awl the s 'wounding mu -
.1. try, that be hos opened a TIN and 8 rove, impo.r in the store nearly opposite Mr. 1,
i. Maces0rocery and .utquer store, Zan Street. Exeter, where he is p.opentstto fill all ortin.
for
MR. VENNOR ON THE SIMMER
OF 1878.
At Manufacturers nices.
11 mav be of interest to farmers and
*Wars just now to know what are the
4 .probabilites" filr the weather of the
next two or three months. These
'hall give just as I find them in my
own private note book, and under the
heading of "Impressions of the Wea-
ther," written over the same date at.
that on which I predicted the late "ro
lapse of the weather with snow flur-
ries." My impreasion,.hen, is that the
preseet stormy wet turn will continue
until close upon the middle of June,
with, on the whole, enol weather, but
. occasionally a couple of days or mere of
sultry heat. Thi latter part of Juno
will be intensely -warm, with but little
roin. July will enter with intense
beet, which will continue up to the
neighborhood of the 15th. After this
date a dool and cold change will set in,
very probably, frost at night.
•"*Itillditt again during lest few days of the
mouth. August will also enter exceed
iog hot and dry, and continue so up to
about the middle of the mouth, after
which cool weatherwith, frosts at night,
and northwest gales may be expected
for a large' portion of the remainder of
the mouth. This will end the dry
term.
September will robably commence
aud continue wet, and so will October,
reed is my firm belief that there will lot "We have effected a chaugt., Mon-
vnisiclerable and very early snow fall slew le Maire."
florin@ this latter month. This snow, "A change. Whet do you mean 2" Hensali
however, will, of course, rapidly di,,ap. I "A. change of brides, Monsieur le
pear,and will be followed by a brief pert Maiie."
cm of summering weather twain. And so. it was—the jealous bride
November is not yet clear to tne,ancl groom had 'taken the jealous bride, and
I shall defer sketching its behavior utithe yonng lady of the bt.kle glances led
til a later petiod- Bot af present 1 taken the gentleman who liked ladies
hold forth as ahnost certain a wet nu. to "make e es" at him. The astoniih.
thin!), lasting in all probably through ed mayor looked at theta in silent
Septornber, October and November. amazement fur a moment or two, .but
Iu fiee, the whole Summer will be ex.. (boy met his look UlittbaRIA, so he
o. edingly short, with sudden ohang4 t;ltrn aged his sheuldere iinI s aid —
fr 'III intense burning -up heat, to cool "Well, if yon are satisfied, it is no
and oven cold weather. business of mine. I will proceed with
HENRY G. Veltman. 11110 ceremony." And married they
Bucicingliatu, Que., May, 1878. were.' •
"No!"
"Perhaps," said the mayor, whose IS 1\T". BOMBAST
wrath bad again cooled down, "you
could arrange matters between your-
selves if you were left elope. The (Truth Concerns You Mare ; Than Counterfeit
clerk will show you my room. I will
give you half an hour." Therefore, read, purchase, and enjoy its bargains. When tarty 1 mauttfnetnre my own f urniturr
At the ex piretion of that time the prelim:el with nay mI.
oo -sheet that the people can inspoct at any time by calling at tny Wto,
partied were smumoued to appear agaiu oma where they will see a superb display of
befote the tnayor. 2" Furniture in A.11 Its Branches
"leave yon settled your differences
he asked. 3, manuf ,t -ire 1 by myself and my eembined artistic skill, wit,' good weekmenship. I deo _tare not
"Yes, Monsieur le Maire," exclaimed ii.satisfyiug the people with a class of En •nitare that cannot bn equalled for quality or price in
Exeter, all blowing Le tite 7o_nte_itry,tiotwithstat 'ding.
both bridegrooms at once.
"Oh, then I may proceed with the
ceremony ?"
"Yes, Monsieur lo Maire ; but—but
—0
Filacitomittning aud gextrasking carried 04
.5 atom in all its brat sides
R. DA.VIS.
'..N,Towers and Reapers.
WE omit TRIAL
et ottreeteiseetee
ngte Mowers
Single Reapers
a ail Wadi -it times and Grotto lay.44 fou an cup
,list ions shatsurtoce.
%NI) CI VIARANTRB SATISFACTION
Olt, NO SALE
ve auto otter a mai ot OZIC WEOUght 110.1
Twelsar
JOHNSTON'S COMBINED REAPER
AD RUINER
Machines aupolied with
rwo raramm,
Two Drag.lters,
Two Finger.burs.
;four Knivee,
Forked and Keyed.
.N ate,
Self.oilers,
etc., ole.
.;an be charged from Mower
to Rene
"Well, what is it ?"
WHEN YOU:WANT ANY FURNITURE 'GIVE J. BRAWN A CALI.
Coruer of Main end Gidlay'e Street, •Exeter.
7:1t7
ori
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"mtnnigriZi-
FURNITURE Rooms
OWING tolhe -very large increase of trade,
have been compelled to enlarge my premise
and have just rat:circa a bole stock of all kinds o.•
Flu nitnre—in fact, one of the largest north of /M
(inn, Tho,, iu waut of a first •claas article in tht
geese Eurnisiiing Line Should call and examine m
stook and ascertain my prices and be convinced tha'
I ean sell chestier than ally nther House in the Dm(
Wool, Straw awl rr'..ed mattre*ses 0,71(1 spring beds of a
kinds • hto e also opened out alirot-class stock of Noel
Watches aini 0110 Jewelry, in fact every article •found
ss t
Ji
11 first.elaablishment. I feel eolificlei.t that I can sell
at pages that Will satisfy the pnblic, and as IOW us cm,
be purchased iiiiywitere. Clock's and 'Watches repaired
at moderate ratiie, and aatiataction guaranteed,. by cont.
potent wurkiiWu. Also organs and Musical instiuments.
Special ationVon to Undertaking.
littiiilings contracted for.
1r alrba.4%rn.
4r
AND REAnat TO MOWER
ByroutOral 01 four lielts, an t in toss abanftftasza
atittuteetime.
Please call at our works and inspect
our Machines before purchasing
elsewhere. -
Send for Catalogues.
THOMPSON & WILLIAMS
Manufacturing Co., Stretford.
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