The Exeter Times, 1878-3-14, Page 6as
THE TIMhien 14, 1878
‘STORA1 THF FOR.
. returned, missionary thinks that the sol -
:tire of Christ should be employed in storrning
instead of holding the fort, and the following
Ai a substitute for "Holding the Fort?' He
says, "%f 1 read jesui! sigesile aright, these are
tintes :for lurking behind stone -walls, but
for storming thena. Tim fort is not ours to.
hold, but the Volta 14: 30; 12: 31;
13: 11.) Ifoldiug forts is his wors.
Ho, my comrades!! see the signal
Jesus waves en, high,
Satan's battlements are frowning,
Hear our Captain's.eay..
Onoses.—Stortar the fort—,7 am with yeu,
1 will show you hew.;
Shout the answer back to beeven—
We are ready new!
So the lofty walls defy us,
Held. by Satan's vower ;
Where our brethren Ile in prison,
Row'A thestoreriog hour.
enesuar--Storna the tort, etc.
Lo, the prepheas have foretold. us
Haw the foefreustfall ;
There is no such turd as failure,
Shout my comrades alit
Caonue.—Sterni the fort, etti.
Fierce and loug has beea the conflict,
But the end is near;
Ounsral shoat our great Comniaader,
Checer, ray el:miracles, cheer
Guo.—Storra the fort, etc,
reling so bitterly with each other, that
last week au undertaker starved to
death, and greet destitetion and Beer•
ing in that industry is feared.
, Troy man died recently while Say
ing his prayers, but the (shames for
frequent fatalties of this kind are not
sufficiently numerous to create a panic
in Central New York.
Little boy .isr lease, I want the
doctor to come mat see mother,"
Servant "Dootor'a out. Where do
you come from.?" Little boy: "What!
Don't you know me Why, we deal
with you. We had a baby from here
last week."
Bill Shute was a member of the
26th. While the boys crowded around
the old flag at a recent reunion, Bill,
with an irrepressible humor, called. out:
"Boys, I am no speaker, but there's a
blamed sight more of you than I ever
saw in a fight."
)1. book agent, soliciting a subscrip-
tion fin a book, showed, the prospectus
to a man, who, after reading "$1 in
boevds, and $1.24 in sheep," declined
subscribing, as ite might not have
boards or sheep on bend when called
'en for psyment.
We have done Selena awful mean
ehingi in our dife, hat we never were
mean enough to hurt the leelinge of
three women walking abreast on the
ifetrossing. by stepping off in the mud.
Ther'a something lumen left 'about ue
if we are in the newapaper bamitess.
FUNNY PARAGRAPHS.
Troubles and twine TIMM ooze ale
-
Chicago stale setoffalse teeth, war -
anted to bite of an antr at one anp, for, here, and being / may never come itere
$8. agin, and Smile I wane to see all 1 kin,,
The physicians eeythetppretaisenots lhie to know it it would pay a fellow
spreads disease. Ileart troubles to go to Ore Kuavery Yard?
opecially, - Yon metal the Navy Yard, remarked
Ajax defying the lightning met e,
et hve the officer.
been an impressive epectenle,—thueb 7015 I suppose tis the Navy Yard„
*ore so than three jaeke defying a full 'Is there nauch there to en?
A DISGUSTED MAN,
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"Behr" I'm here," he said to as pot,
iceman nrtbapQst0MCe-'bO'Fc
RANDOLPH AND THE LANDLORD. I THE W. WO -LOG -TAN
neerre arum
Aland.
It is asserted of a Philadelphian that
4re died -"warn out by too severe mental
effort in the study of how to live with-
out work"
man who has just had to rig his
wife up in a hundred -dollar seal skin
cloak, chews it lbtI to the ripe of the
olimate.
Dealwere paper says ef a man
whose cow aka: 'Mr. Jones has the
sympathy of the entire communiey riu
this his dark lour.
Glass slippers have been introduced
in Venice. But the y woe't &emirs popu-
lar here until the last art of darning
atookings is revived.
A sign on a Rochester street ceads, cer,
-"Joseph Lmborn." We de not wish Does a balloon go up?
to deny the assertion, but we elk:cot to Guess not.
the grammar of R. Well, what in thunder...3o they do ?
The era of the lion and the lamb has' demauded the irritated man. What
,00me ixi Bulgaria. The Turks and Bus- does a feller go over therefor, anyway?
sians lain each other, and the cones- Don't you know what a navy yard
pondents -do thelyin' u? asked the cfficer.
There are two things whioli double 'Yes, I know what a knavery yard is
pap a man with startling rapidity—the es well as you do. I've seen thousands
misery of an uneasyconscience and the
rupaid interest ou a pronaisory note.
They say the Indian name of au edi-
tor is, "Wo-rack•ta-che-resh
bela-
haw," That's what we slweys thought
it was. It means "Ikea and hungry" place where they build and repair gov- TOBA.000 syrouR
probably -
ernment ships, stare cannons, supplies, 1 Tobaccoes, and Cigars,
An English exchange says there will sze.
be enough chalk taken ons d the Clan- It is eh ? slowly inquired the stran- 1 Pipes in
nel tunnel to make Englsna independ•
Ant of cow's milk for winterise.
At they Washington fire, thieves
watched au opportunity to steal Patent
;Office Reports.. This shows how hard
the times are.
Yes a good s
Do you suppose they'll hang any one,
there to -day?
The Navy Yard ie not a place where
they hang folks, laughed the officer.
Sol I thought it was. Well, what's
the performance, anyhow?
There is no performance 4f any -ort.
There halal? Dou't any ono ualk
the rope 2
No.
Nor performany backsumer-springs 2
No.
Well, it must de a dum queer knav-
ery yard I exclaimed the stranger.
Perhaps they've got a grizzly b'ar over
there
Never heard of one, replied the offi-
John Randolph was travelling in a
part of Virginia with whioh he was un-
aerpainterl. In the meantime he stop.
pea during the night at an inn at the
forks of the read. The um -keeper was
a fine old gentlemara Knowing who
his distinguished pest was, he endeala
eal to draw him into oonversation, but
failed in all his efforts. But in the
morning, when Mr. Randolph was•I
ready to start, he ceded for his hill.
which, on ibeing presented, was paid,
The landlord, still anxious to have some
conversation with him, begaa as fol-
lows:
4 4 W1i0h way -11,Te you tiavellieg, Mr..
Randelph "
"Sir " said Mr. Randolph, with a
look of displeasure,
"I asked," said the landlord, "which
way you were travelling:"
"Have I paid my WI r"
Yea.
De I owe you anything unfelt ?
No.
Well, am going jut, where please
do you understand'?
The landlord by this time had got
somewhat excited, and Mr. Randolph
drove off. But to the llandlorda3 our -
prise, the servant retirrned to inquire
which of the forks of ale 'read to !take.
Randolph not being out of bearime dis.
tauee, the landlord epoke 4tthe top of
his voice
Mr. Randolph, you don't ewe me a'
sett; just take which road you pleats° 1
A. %or TO err liar OP BOBBOWEall.---,
A gentlemen whose piece of buelneos
isBErtnizkoxiaind miles from the Mercli-
ant'a Eachanee, Boston, is annoyed, as
many bo nese ceteu are,byimpeounioue
individuale ileeirirea small loans. He
hie adapted the following method of
deaWeg with them :
He will Helen amicably to the long
preface to the request to "just eeud me
five dollars for a few dap?' a,nd on.
ewer, 4coertainly," and thou, tarning to
a clerk, he We:
"James, we liege five dollars to land,
have we not?"
-"Ter, sir," says well-trained Tunes.
"Well, lend of to Mr. Beet."
is not in., air; loaned it to Mr.
Bummer day before youterday."
"Ali, yea; so I did. Well, when ie
cornea in, lend it to Mr. Beet;" and,.
nowing to the borrower, the mecbant
resumes hie ibusineee, and the netdy
une walks dejectedly out to try a more
profitable place.
The Ship Grocery
-WATCH
floiNes --130;20*-
nesare.,16% got, sue w. D.eleG eehlotweteb
helve() buying. yea l have ao ether afer §036,
luethem. An who wear them recommend then,
Geld and Silver.Laciles and Gentlemen'ieet.
77 Dundee atreet,Lendou. See the testimonials
The largest. bestand cheapest %croak of flue Qom
Jewelry. Cloake,(trer, And Mooed Wore, FRACtt
AQ0451, ke n for Provence, Itopelign,v
every oleaarretio tr. W. D. or143
17 DUndess Loudeu
ILLI N RIC
MISS GARLICK,
has now on band a fell atm* of tat and what°
Minatory. uoiniiivn.watbe IMPOt
119V81e' in
fiEerite Bonnets,
Featheas, Flowers,
Sites, Velevls.Ribbons,
.&o., Fit lower priee3 thau ever.
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FANCY GOADS
Berlin Weds, Ottoman and Mipper
Perform.
Jacketo luide *rent to order. Fel* Weals' safer
Mautleesind Jackets, at
MSS GARLICK'S,
?dein $t, Exeter
IMP'10R 'CANT
FARMERS!
If you require good, eervicetible anpleinents,get
Collards Flexible Iran Harrows, Cultivatoro tied
ireo combined horse heels. These implentente are
*stew:ray used line hove given and etetinue to
give gcmeral satisfaction. For rheugth, careieuey
and dueablility they eramot be surpassed. The
Iferrews can bo made to cut Any width of Oroue
and of any else of iron required. 5fnuy ollect to
them becalm they are too heavy. This they este
not to do lea STAIDOW menufacturIng harrows atilt -
able for any aoil, from 1t5 lbs. in weight and less Up
t en,v weight they may wank The harrow teeth
Ti all Steal pointed, Circulars sent free on np-
plication. Agents wented. GEO. OILL1ES, MAW
onetime-. Oananoeue, Outerio.
TEAS, SUGAR,
SY1tUPS, CANDIED PEEL
SAGO, TAPIOCO,
NEW FRUIT, FRYS,
CA.RRA.08,COCOA,
of 'em, an I expect to see thousands ChecllateI Prepared Corn and
more. I don't care two -cents about the leadin.• Groceries
seeing this one, though if they are allt.
and. New. I fresh
going to play the Black Clrook, or have
any fun, I'll take a look in.
This navy yard, said the officer, is a
T'ne "Lady slipper" is Ike names of
at vessel just launched at Boston. She
must be intended for tt whaling vessel.
Niue men out of ten, when you run
against them in tile dark, will say, hel-
lo 1 The other will titter the the fant.
syllable and leave you to ,eomplete the
word.
Nothing unreserres the arers,ge small
boy so muela as to be oblige& to steal
cookies out of z crock. To Uric stained
.tense the jarring of tha ewer sounds
like the crack el doom.
Several exclianps ars giving direo•
$ions "I-Eow to Dress." The most sen-
sible way is to stay in bed till the fire
is started, and then take yetir eiothee
:and go out to ties dining-roons stove.
Why should ale spilit of rnortd be
prand ? has stood pretty well the welt.
and tear of a comtairtstat's emperiance,
but a tougher orae is silty slimed a bar-
ber eat ong.ons
Wflail a boy, a etiow-shovel, and a;
drifted sidewalk onto tugether, the
bright lexicon of youth contairs the
word "Fail" printed on the title' page
in letters large emits& for a minstrel
show poster.
"0, for sone neet•feeillefil name by
which to call him 1 0, for some name
no other lips could give 1"- was the
prayer of Vielet Pane, magi she mar-
ried him. Now she is content to call
him Old Beeswax.
Th. doors in Iedinnapells are quer-
ger. Well, it meet be a one,horse af-,
fair. I don't suppose I could. even get
any beer over there.
I guess not.
Well, I won't go, said the stranger,'
in a determine& voice. I guess Itt
knock aroend and see if I oan't run
across a good dog fight.
RJR. PEN AND HIS COW.
Meerschain, Wood and
Clay.
SMOKERS REQUISITES.
Cigars and Tobbacco, Whole-
sale.
CEO. ICEMP.
NE W PUMP FACTORY
Mr. Pen went out to milk his cow, At Woodhan
the other day. Now, if there is one
thing Mr. Pen prides himself arm it
is perfect command of eow. With
his pail nu the gt onnd, he 'milks with
both hands. and sings meanwhile, oc-
casionally bestowing a word of s7surniang
)(in the ,eow if she does not stand
still. On this occasion he had nearly
finished, and was singing cheerily:
"My son] (so nowO be on thy gnard.1
(What in Egyptian sand -bills ails this
,cow)?
"Ten thousand (thunder and borax
stand still) foes arise."
A.nd as Mr. Pen raised himself up
from the barn floor, and wiped the milk
out of his ears and nose, he saw up in
the loft the wife of his bosom ivi‘h a
long switch in tier band, with which
she had been tickling the gentle ani-
mal's nose, and. .416 said, in an awful
voice :
A‘Oliver Pen, I reckon you'll wrap
yeur old tobseco boa in nay handke r -
chief again, neat Sunday, won't yet
and have me take it to chuck and sling
it out on the floor—hey!"
When he singe now,Mr. Pen singe
very softly indeed, ankeeps an eye on
the left.
ABRAY & EDWARD base, at con-
._sideralle expense secured the Beet ma-
cibeen and Augur in the Dominkm, anithave on
hand a large stock of
First -Class Puinlis
and are prepared to make to order on Vito *short-
est notice Well or Cistern Pumps. Wells and
Cisterns contracted for. Also on hand a targe
swami Seasoned Lumber. Soft Elm Lumberfor
361,50 te 17. Rock Elm from th 8 to 88.10. Oak, 58
80 en. lrioor.ng, 512. Good stock of Logs on hand
orereduage parpos e s, cut according to o.der
$6.50per 1,0(1.
All orders by mail attended to.
MILTON
!GOLD
JEWELRY
NEW
FOR 50 CENTSwe Baud
to any a' -
dress ,,eiagant Gents Watch Ohain
Muir Sleeve Buttons,
set tielit,ati. AR, 1 Oellar Button.,
heavy plain ring, 1 Pariede a dia.
mond pin. Retail prim ell. 5100,
000 ,tock 113114 t be sold. Illustrated
catalogue of jewelry, watches, &e.sent with eveey lot. Silver watch,
to .11 agents We:Wafts°.
Mt neTli 14 AL NOVELTY CO.
MONTREAL 7.10.
ate.
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COU, COLD
OR SORE THROAT
REWIRES
IMMEDIATE ATTENTIOL
A continuanterbr implengthof time causes
Irritation of the Lungs, or some chronic,
Throat affection. Veglect oftentimes re -
suite in seine Wearable Lung dhiease.
BROWN'S BRONCWIALTROCHES
have proved their elacacy, by a test of
*any year*, and will almost invariably
rive immediate relief. Obtain only
BROWN% 1111 ONCHIAL 'TROCHES, and
do not take any of the worthieee Imitations
that may be offered. Said everywhere.
Work For All
In their own 1oea1ttk, canvassing for the Fire-
side 'Visitor, 'enlarged) Weekly and Mont.hly—
Larg at paper in the world, with Mammoth
Chromes free. Adclres P 0 VICKERY, Augusto
Maine.
FOOT cfc BEOE SIWP
IN CREDITON.
Next Door to Carroll's Hotel. Parties wantitg
first-elees work will find it to their advantage to
call before leaving their orders elsewhere. Only
first-class material used. Sowed work a speciality.
Repairing promptly attended to.
CHRISTOPHER RAU.
Crediton, March 7, 1878. ly
4OEXTMA FINE MIXED CSAIDeL with name 10
eta., post-paid. L. JONES .20o. -assail, N.Y
PIANOSBe'inice, 5900 only 3260. Par-
lor Organs, price 534eoe 395. Pa-
per free. DANIEL F.Razarer, Walli-
ngton, N.y:.
oatalocineof Magic Tricks and Novelties 30
Es' Bead it. Quemes Bazar, Block at.
Stoneham, Mase.
$44g $66 58
evee. ekeatiPrit & Outfit.
17ert?„
250 Irctreeetl.R.FStRunMaranBrttyairt:E2,1M:
25R.F1t1:3;viethrtrr ligiciLal'itte)sainau reat'd 2.1:3!
sau, N. Y.
SAYE TY IN STOCK OPERATIONS
$amm, Realized in six days from time
teeNe' option on L. Short, Deeemlor 4,
nillitGIN and PRIVILEGE
$550 Vtirn:ere Sditf(8) N $100
by a 0.0 on Hansa cpac. Nevem-
ber 26,
New System of Assured Profits.
5412,50 returns it 3 hours on Dol & Leak., nee. 1.
3100 buys 100 shares, 50 buys 50 shares, 25 buys
25 snares. No further liabilities or risk of loss.
Pull detailegiven freely by letter and stock re.
ports.
Gold and i 'T. Potter Wright & co ,
streck brokers f No. 95 Wall st,.New York.
25
of our best cards, with name, no two alike,10c
U. S. JONES le Co-, A shland, Mese.
NEW and Elegant cards, with like..ess and name,
Samples,3 cer ts. Also 25 curds, repo, damask &c.
10 c, Nov( I ty earn co., Eassau, N. Y.
nONSIIMPT1ON CAN BE OURED ! Try PUL
Na MONA. Ask your Druggist for it.
AISSOLU PION OF PARTNER -
I." ellIP.—The partnership heretofore exist-
ing between the uudersigne as merchants at
(ireditoe, under the style and fi.m of Greenway
Zwiker, lis this clay dissolved by mutual con -
mit.
THOS. GBEENWAY.
WITNESS :
C. ZWIKIlli.
THEODORE SWITZ18E.
Creditost, 4th February, 167e.
.Referring to the above, the undersigned will
carry on the busimos in the same premises, mid
collect all aceouuts and pay all claims against the
C. Z MEER.
late firm.
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