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TImss.Advacata, April 18, 1984
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Are you missing out?
Despite the fact greed appears to be one of the ma-
jor motivational factors in society, it is interesting to
stop and realize that there are still a large number of
people who enjoy doing something for nothing.
They are volunteers and it is estimated that in this
country they contribute some 374 million people -hours
a year in a wide variety of activities.
• This is Volunteer Week (April 18 to 25) and a time
to pay tribute and extend thanks to those who con-
tribute of their time and talent in so many ways to their
communities. Certainly this area can boast of the ef-
forts of its volunteers although much of their work may
be taken for granted.
Perhaps Volunteer Week would have more
significance if it was designated as a time that
volunteers could rest. Then people would see the great
void in their communities and would better understand
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the debt of gratitude that is owed to those who give so
freely for the benefit -of all.
While voluntary activity does benefit the com-
munity as a whole, it brings rewards also to volunteers
and partially explains their motivation. A government
study determined that many volunteers tend to place
less emphasis on charitable motivation and frankly ad-
mit that their involvement arises from their need for
self-expression, self -development and self-protection.
In short, they- strive to make themselves better
people and their communities better places for their
families to live.
Perhaps that too is a form of greed, but it is cer-
tainly a very positive form. If you're not getting your
share of the benefits of being a volunteer, check -around
and you'll find plenty of areas where your time and
talent can be used to help yourself :.and your
community.
Negates safety hats
Canada's contribution to the Challenger space
shuttle has come through with 'flying colors again as
the mechanical arm snatched an ailing satellite and
brought it into a cargo bay on the shuttle for repairs.
An attempt by one of the astronauts to snare the
satellite had failed earlier and the Canadarm was the
last chance to save the $77 million Solar Max satellite.
Experts now point out that the .successful
manoeuvre should end the era of disposable space
hardware. Shuttle crews can be sent to bring home
wrecked machinery or fix satellites that may have
outlived their usefulness or have malfunctioned. The
cost saving is obviously enormous in view of the price
tags- on some of those satellites.
The added benefit is that those of us on the ground
won't have to worry about being in the path of those
satellies when they come hurtling out of space on their
return to earth.
Inform the kids
Nothing is more frightening to a parent. than
violent death of a child. When the body of a five-year-
old boy was found 25 miles from Seaforth two days
after be was abducted last week, local parents were
shocked into thinking about what could happen to their
children.
The incident prompted parents to once again warn,
children about the dangers of accompanying strange
adults and to teach their children how to react to peo-
ple who could harm them. It also reminded both
parents and children of Seaforth's approximately 35
Block Parents whose red and white signs signal a
haven for children in trouble.
Now is a .good time to point out the locations of
Block Parents in town so children know where to go
in an emergency. Knock on the door and introduce your
child to the Block Parent on his/her way home from
school; it may be easier to ask for help from a familiar
acid friendly face.
It is also the right time to consider becoming a
Block Parent. Co-ordinator Marion Clark says while
35 Block Parents is a good number, there is always a
need for more. "It doesn't hurt to have a lot of people
involved,'' she says.
Talking about child molesters may be frightening
to both parents and children but it's a topic that must
be discussed. Nothing you say or do can guarantee your
child will never be harmed but by preparing your
children you are putting the odds in their favor. •
Huron Expositor
It's also a humbling experience
Among the more ominous phrases is "I
hardly know where to begin''. Experience
has probably proven to mast people that
they should immediately jump up and
shout, "Well, then don't begin at all".
Such action would be a safeguard
against the, oftep lengthy and boring
tirade to which they are subjected by peo-
ple who think they have sormuch good in-
formation to pass along that it creates a
difficulty in finding an appropriate star-
ting point.
Generally. their audiences all too soon
realize that it was in fact a proper ter-
mination point with which "the speaker
should have been more concerned.
Well, after 11 weeks on the sidelines, i
find that it is indeed difficult to know
where to start in penning this first column
after a lengthy absence.
All the great ideas which have crossed
my mind in those several weeks now ap-
pear to have become meshed into an in-
comprehensible blob. So you see that
nothing has really changed and getting
back into the swing of things is easier than
anticipated.
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Putting first things first, it is im-
perative that the writer strive in some
manner to thank those of you who
displayed a keen sense of caring and
sharing.
Over the years, I've had occasion to
help people write the cards of thanks
which appear in this newspaper, and now
realize why people are always so ap-
preciative of having someone else com-
pose their expression of thanks. In reali-
ty, it is almost impossible to Heel you have
done a satisfactory job in relation to the
kindnesses received.
It is certainly mast humbling to realize
so many people are thinking about you
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and it is also a bit disconcerting when you
stop to consider the fact you have not been
so deserving in view of your own track
record in that regard.
The "(aids, visits and inquiries were
most appreciated, and it is difficult to
think of the superlative to convey thanks
- to the Arthurs, Fullers and Haughs for
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
providing a pair of pyjamas so I didn't
have to continually worry about exposing
the. bare buttocks which those crazy
hospital gowns are disigned to show.
Former hospital patients will recognize
the value of such a gift as they will in
knowing how my surroundings were
brightened up by the flowers so kindly
sent along by the T -A staff, Minor Hockey,
the Mayor and his family, Bill and Grate,
council and the rec centre board
members and staff. While i have few
complaints about the hospital meals, the
baskets of treats supplies by Edith and
her family and the Exeter Hawks were
also thoroughly enjoyed.
Of course, ma came through with her
usual flying colors and the boats were
more supportive than even a proud father
could have anticipated. Of course, the
shepherd gets a special mention as well.
. • • • • •
For those who may think the thanks are
belated, I'll have to agree, but by the
same token must point out it was a heart
problem I was getting fixed and not my
brain.
The latter was working well enough to
realize that once you make private or
public declarations of your thanks, peo-
ple will come to- the conclusion you're
back to normal and their aid- is no longer
required.
Well. a fellow would have to be a damn
fool to cut off the supply of baking and
other goodies which staff members Barb
and Yvonne kept dropping off at the door
and even though I realized i should let
them know it wasn't necessary, such ac
tion would have been taken at the,peril of
physical ramifications from other
household members.
Even though I'm back on the job I still
try to get across the impression that my
physical capabilities are such that baking
is out of the question.
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While the writer is most appreciative to
so many for their kindnesses and con-
cerns, it is difficult to extend the same
thoughts towards my cohorts who
displayed such obvious effort and dedica-
tion in proving the editor to be
dispensable.
The least they could have done was look
haggered on occasion to suggest that the
editor's absence was being felt. Failing
that, a major goof would have been
welcomed.
But no, they had to carry on as though
I wasn't even being missed. That's rather
disconcerting, especially when I' kept
wondering what two people they had
found to fill the void created by my
absence.
it certainly does tend to shorten one's
recuperating time!
"We didn't know what real economic prosperity was till the Liberals were .
elected — then it was too late!"
Tickled the funnybone
Heard something on the
street the other day that
really, tickled my fun-
nybone. Just,as I walked
past thjese two little boys
about "eight years 'old, f_
heard 'one say: !If `you
gotta die, why go to col-
lege?" So help me, that's
•what he said. I don't know
whether they were talking
about reincarnation or the
increase in university
fees, but it shook me rigid.
Why go to college, in-
deed? Especially if ya got-
ta die. I went to college.
And went and went and
went. I started right after
high school, and what with
one thing and another, I
was a married than with a
child by the time I got a
degree, nine years later.
Nobody can tell me you
have to go to college to get
into that predicament.
The first year i was
there, I learned three
things: One was how to
shoot a
pretty fair game of
pea how to say" I love e you" iwan
Portuguese so I could con-
verse with a babe 1 met
from Brazil. .(I think it
goes "Eu to Arno" I . The
third was that i wasn't go-
ing to pass my exams, so,
with a sudden burst of
patriotism, I joined the Air
Force just before exam
time.
Returning after the war,
I was a lot older, sadder
and wiser. i was determin-
ed to get down to business,
and make every minute
count. It was during this
period of intense study
that I learned some things
that have stood rite in good
stead during the years
since. The:Grst was how to
sleep during; a lecture;,
Willi my eyes open. This
has proved invaluable at
the folks at home on the
farm. Why, your Dad pro-
bably won't even know the
names of the French
romantic wets.. And your
mother, who has.beeatry-
ing to give you the impres-
sion that she knows more
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
church, political
meetings, and the many
after-dinner speeches in-
flicted on a weekly editor.
"This period also gave
me my first lesson in sim-
ple economics. I had quite
a bankroll when I was
discharged. My pay had
built up While Iwas behind
the barbed wire. Well, sir,
within a few months I had
discovered that you can-
not live indefinitely on
your capital. Within a
year i had learned that
two absolutely cannot
live as cheaply as one,
unless one of them doesn't
eat.
Despite the fact that all
1 picked up at college was
a family and a few bad
habits, i would strongly
recommend it to any
young 'person. You'll be
am4ze 1 t how quickly the
learning seeps into you.
The very -first time you're
un holidays, you'll see how
far you've outdistanced
than you, won't even be
able to discuss intelligent-
ly the basic causes behind
the French revolution.
Your home -town girl
friend will swoon with
delight as you puff your
new pipe with an air and
tell her emphatically that
Schopenhauer's
philospohy puts women in
their proper place - mere
vessels for the perpetua-
tion of the race.
Trouble is nowadays,
going to college is becom-
• ing so expensive that
about the only way you
can get there is to have
rich parents, and make
such a hellion of yourself
around town that they'll
be glad to ship you off. for
four years.
If your parents aren't
rich, next best thing is to
look over your elderly
uncles and aunts: Find one
who's a little shaky on the
pins or has a bad heart.
Take out a large insurance
policy on auntie, with
yourself as the
beneficiary. Some day.
when she's, up on, the lad-;=
der, painting, the kitchen
ceiling„bZ4 A' up
a,pa
bag and burst it. If this
doesn't do the trick, get
her to go for a walk with
you along the edge of a
cliff. If she's too nimble,
and doesn't go over when"
you trip her,you'll have to
figure something out for
yourself.
Perhaps the richest
reward of those college
years is the wonderful
friendships you'll make.
One fellow I knew very
well at college is a big
stage and television star
now. But do you think he's
forgotten his old friends?
Not a bit of it.
When I was in Toronto
last fall; I went around to
see him backstage one
night. He shook hands
with me, pleased as
punch. You'd think a big,
important chap like that
wouldn't have time to '
bother with a small-town.
editor. Not him. And he's
going to pay me back that
$25 her borrowed just as
soon as he gets that big
Broadway role. He even
gave me his autograph,
without me having to ask.
That's the sort of real,
lasting friendships you
build in college.
Maybe the kid who
started all this.
reminiscence was really
saying: "If ya wanta pie,
I'd go to Mollie's."
Need nuclear accident
' What this world needs is
a nice little nuclear acci-
dent. Better yet two
simultaneous ones, one in
a small town about 500
miles away from
Washington, D.C. and
another about the same
distance from Moscow..
it's unfortunate, but no
people in this generation
remember Hiroshima and
Nagasaki and those
fellows in power seem to
have forgotten the effects
of nuclear holocausts in
those two cities.
Somewhere around a
thousand people dying in
each accident would pro-
bably do the trick nicely.
Granted there would be a
lot of residual radiation
that would make
` thousands more badly
burned or sterile or
homeless but think of the
benefits resulting from
their sacrifice. All their
families who survived
increasing weapons
budgets. Probably we
would no longer have a
debate about nuclear
Perspectives
would be fairly bitter
about the whole ex-
perience and would create
,lust a little stink in the
respective capitals. The
odd newspaper would ex-
press some concern and
more than one politician
would think twice about
By Syd Fletcher
freeze because the freeze
would very quickly be in
effect.
Artificial situations like
the movie "The Day
After" certainly raise a lot
of concern. Give us a little
old nuclear meltdown in a
local reactor and people
would be faced with
something very real and
nasty and in the long run
steps would be taken to
stop it from happening
again.
Similarly I doubt very
much that Ronald Reagan
will worry himself very
much about acid rain un-
til his favourite horse
drops dead after drinking
some water from a
polluted stream. The
whole issue just doesn't
'hit him where he lives' as
the kids say.
Maybe someday people,
will wake up to the danger,
that is sitting around us in
the rockets that line our
frontiers, pointing both
ways. Let's hope that that
awakening comes before
it's too late.
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