Times-Advocate, 1984-02-22, Page 4Page 4
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Hensall is alive and well
Community spirit is alive and well and living in
Hensall. The loss of several stores on Main Street and
the threatened closure of their school seem to have
drawn village residents together in a common cause
- showing everyone Hensall is a pleasant and happy
place in which to live.
This spirit was much in evidence last week dur-
ing Heritage Day, a combined celebration of the pro-
vince's bicentennial and Act One of Hensall's 100th bir-
thday party. The Community Centre, living up to its
name, was the focal point as more than 300 villagers
gathered to watch the raising of the provincial
bicentennial flag, a Christmas tree bonfire, and the cut-
ting of the huge birthday cake, baked by one Hensall
resident and cut by two citizens who will each celebrate
ninety-first birthdays in 1984.
The volunteer firemen cooked hotdogs, fried onions,
and dispensed hot cider while members of Hensall BIA
prepared and served cups of hot chocolate and coffee.
A humorous, well -performed re-enactment of an
early 1900's council meeting receivedenthusiasticand
deserved applause from the audience..
All this was just a trial run in preparation for the
village's four-day birthday bash from June 29 to July
2. The churches, Kinsmen, Kinettes, K-40 Club, Odd -
fellows, Rebekahs, Legion and Ladies Auxiliary, other
service clubs, the Horticultural Society, the firemen,
merchants, sports directors and individual volunteers
are all working together to make their village's centen-
nial an event to remember.
The list of activities in already printed brochures
include a fish fry, firemen's breakfasts, pork and beef
barbecues, an arts and crafts show and sale, a flea
market, dances in the Community Centre and on the
street, a band concert, professional entertaiment, a
giant parade, historical displays, church services, ball
and horseshoe tourneys and picking the winners in the
beard -growing contest.
Such a cooperative spirit among citizens working
together for their mutual benefit guarantees that the
village will stay a viable, thriving community for the
foreseeable future.
How much do we care?
The appointment of a review committee to study
ways of making better use of South Huron Hospital
seems to be an appropriate one.
It may surprise you to learn that while London
hospitals are overcrowded, with many patients being
eased out of their beds to make room for those waiting
in line, the local hospital has a bed -occupancy rate of
less than 65 percent. So, it does appear residents of the
southern end of Huron County need to take a hard look
at whether or not the hospital is being fully utilized.
The number of people being treated at South Huron's
out-patient clinics has doubled in three years. With
competent staff and visiting specialists, we are assured
the same kind of treatment found in many city
hospitals. While this is admirable, out-patients do not
fill hospital beds; and that's one of the problems fac-
ing the hospital review committee.
There is a very real possibility that if the bed -
occupancy rate does not improve, government grants
could be cut, and we might find ourselves with very
reduced hospital services, some day down the line.
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Perhaps part of the problem could be solved by hav-
ing more local patients moved from the overcrowded
city hospitals to Exeter for their postroperative
recovery or therapy. Better still, why couldn't a team
of skilled surgeons be invited to do elective surgery
here, two or three days a week, as they used to, a few
years back?
South Huron Hospital has a lot going for it. Nearly
everyone agrees the personal caring that a patient
receives there far out -shadows that which is received
in the large depersonalized city hospitals. It's much
easier for the families, too, not having to drive the
20 -odd miles to London.
Last year, the hospital took as its motto, "Thirty
Years of Caring", pointing out it had been looking after
people for that length of time. Now, the review com-
mittee will try to find out how much we care about the
hospi.al, and about its services being extended so that
it will continue to look after our future health needs.
It seems we can n0 longer take South Huron Hospital
for granted.
The Sadim Syndrome
King Midas was given a unique gift.
Everything he touched turned to gold. I
have been endowed with an unwelcome
talent I call the "Sadim Syndrome", or
the Midas touch in reverse. Everything I
try to do to save money ends up costing
twice what it should.
For example: After adding water to the
dregs of my favourite shampoo last week
and finding I still had loads of suds, I
bought a large economy -size bottle,
poured half, into the newly emptied bottle,
and filled each container to within a cen-
timeter of the top with water. 1 informed
my husband of my clever trick, but forgot
to tell our son after he breezed in from
Toronto for the weekend.
Later that day, 1 decided to wash my
hair, and reached for the shampoo. 1
could hardly believe the message scurry-
ing along my optic nerve to my brain!
There was hardly enough liquid left in the
bottle to raise bubbles on Telly Savalas.
I stormed into the living room and con-
fronted my son, sitting reading in the
armchair. The Tight from the floor lamp
spilled over his left shoulder, accenting
the highlights in his shiny, freshly
laundered hair.
(A popular song with my generation
was the hit from South Pacific "I'm go-
ing to wash that man right out of my
hair". Our offspring have turned that
around and shampoo their hair so often
they seem determined to wash the hair
right out of the man.)
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"What happened to the shampoo", I.
raged. "This bottle was full yesterday!"
"You tell me what happend to it", my
son countered. "I started to pour some in-
to my hand in the shower and it was like
water. I kept pouring and waiting for the
Reynolds'
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thick stuff to come out. it never did!"
My dream of saving money went right
down the drain.
The same thing happened when i tried
to economise on pantyhose, inspired by a
newspaper article on how to make
women's hosiery last twice as long.
Before wearing, one was advised to
remove the hose from the package, wash
it (them? I'm never sure if words like
scissors, trousers and pantyhose are
singular or plural) carefully in mild soap
and lukewarm water, pop it into the
freezer for 48 hours, defrost and wear.
And wear. And wear.
I followed instructions to the letter.
However, as i was putting on what i fond-
ly hoped would be art almost indestructi-
ble pair of expensive pantyhose, my gold
chain bracelet snagged a delicate thread.
The act of pulling on the left leg sent an
inch -wide run rippling up my stocking
from ankle to knee.
So much for that little experiment.
I fared no better with the purchase of
a new dining room suite. The table top
was delayed, and proved on delivery to be
a noticeably different shade of walnut
than the rest of the set. I was finally able
to negotiate a $100 discount because of the
mismatch.
The dealer was still backing out our
driveway at the close of my successful
bargaining as I picked up the silence cloth
and flipped it triumphantly in the air as
a prelude to covering and thus protecting
the table's gleaming wooden surface. The
corner of the cloth caught one of the
prisms on the chandelier. The prism
broke free, hit the table with considerable
force, broke in two, and bounced across
the top like a stone skipped over a pond.
Ripples of water are with us for a mo-
ment and then vanish forever. Not so with
wood. An estimate of the cost of repairing
the damage was prohibitively high. Now
there's always a cloth on my table. Chari-
ty is not the only item guaranteed to cover
a multitude of sins.
I comfort myself with the thought that
things didn't pan out for King Midas
either. He became as anxious to rid
himself of the Golden touch as i am to
shake off the Sadim Syndrome.
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"Read all about it — man finds job!"
Enough is enough
Listen, Lord, enough is
enough. We've all heard of
the Year of the Great
Plague, or The Year of the
Locusts, or some such,
with a eertain awe, but
from a safe distance. But
who's going to be in-
terested in The Year of the
. ,.Smileys. _ . _ -
Oh, I know we've had a
few minor altercations in
the past, when I've fairly
humbly suggested that
Youstopdumping rain or
snow on us for forty days
and forty nights. But I
didn't think You'd start a
personal vendetta. I
thought You were above
that sort of thing.
Live and learn. It
started in August. My son,
Hugh, a gregarious type
who likes almost
everybody, admitted to
his apartment, late at
night, two young men and
a girl, who'd come to
"visit."He knew one of
them slightly and asked
them in for a cuppa. he
doesn't drink. They had a
bottle.
After a while they said
they were going to rip off
his guitar. He said Oh no
you're not, and suggested
they leave. One of the men
hit him over the head with
the guitar. While he was
unconscious, or close
enough, one of the others
hit him on both knees with
a hammer. The young
lady of the group heated
water and poured boiling
water over his face, chest
and back. They took his
stereo and anything else
that would sell quickly on
the streets, and left.
Somehow, some hours
later, he managed to lurch
and stagger to an
emergency ward of a
hospital, in shock and
great pain. He's back in
pretty good shape six
months later, with sore
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
knees and burn scars.
Why? Who knows? They
were probably looking for
something they could sell
quickly, to buy drugs. Or
they were animals,
already high and looking
for a little "fun" as well as
profit. That's what life in
the big cities of Canada is
becoming.
A month later, Lord, I
fell down a stairs and
broke my shoulder. I'm
not saying You had
anything to do with it. I
don't dare. But one of your.
cherubims or seraphims
might have been trying to
curry a little favour. I've
never fallen off anything
but the wagon before in
my life.
Five months later (a
couple of weeks, the doc-
tors said), I can't open a
jar of marmalade without
severe pain, and I can lift
five pounds only w ith
great care.
Two months later, my
wife, in her prime, strong
and healthy, fell dead in
front of me.
How the mail
A few weeks ago I men-
tioned briefly about an old
gentleman by the name of
John Kersey who was the
original mail man in the
Watford area, commen-
ting on the dedication he
had to his job.
Since then I got set
straight on a few more
details about the way it
was sixty years ago
delivering the mail.
The mail train got in at
three a.m. Shortly after
that John was down at the
station to pick up the mail
and would sort it before he
left.
As I said before, he had
to trade horses half way
along the route in the
winter time. During the
short hours of light he had
My daughter went home
to Ottawa with the kids
and found her apartment
ransacked, stereo and
other valuables gone,
after her Christmas with
me. At least, she said wry-
ly, they hadn't taken a hat-
chet to the piano. And it's
pretty hard to heist a
piano out of a basement
apartment. Another Cana-
dian city. Great place to
live. We might as well
move to Detroit.
However, there's no
personal resentment,
Lord. I know you have to
test the faith once in a
while, or "once and a
while", as my English
students prefer. Look at
what happened to Job. At
least You haven't given
me boils.
Speaking of boils,
what's happening to my
ability to sleep the clock
around?
It's very.- nice, being
retired and not having to
slam that alarm clock off
at 7:15 and get up in the
dark.
But i can't sleep Not in
a bed. Only in a chair. [ go
to bed at a reasonable
hour, 11 or 12. and nothing
happens. i just lie there,
my mind whirling with all
the things I haven't done
or should do. I turn on the
light and read. Try again.
Nothing. Read some
more. About daylight I go
into a coma for four or five
hours. Maybe I'd settle for
a boil or two.
However, I can't com-
plain. It's a fairly good
life, being a retired
widower, once you've
established a pattern.
Pie and ice-cream and
cheese for breakfast, at
noon. Soup and scrambled
eggs for lunch, about four
p.m. Frozen chicken pie
and banana for dinner,
about eight.
And the days have a cer-
tain soothing rhythm.
Monday, Wednesday and
Friday I go for
physiotherapy to Brutal
Brian. It used to be called,
in the old days, the In-
quisition. I don't scream
when he takes my
shoulder out of the socket,
but 1 sure grunt.
Tuesdays and
Thursdays are the bad
days. I have to set the
alarm. After an hour's
sleep, on Tuesday I must
put out the garbage. On
Thursday, after an bour's
sleep, I must welcome the
lady who comes to clean
up the mess I've made,
and try to give her some
coherent idea of what to
do.
And every day, still,
come warm and loving let-
ters from old friends and
column readers, to give
me a little weep.
All in all, not a bad life.
But, Lord, if you can find
something else to do, stop
dumping on the Smilleys.
went through
a long pole) not just to tell
him that the box was there
but to warn him that a
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to get 'around quite an ex-
tensive area, so far that it
was dark by the time he
returned. One way one Qf
the customers helped was
to put a lantern out on the
end of the mailbox, (the
mailbox was balanced on
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very deep drainage ditch
was just beyond that
point. No headlight on the
front of that horse, don't
forget.
A neighbourust down
the road would run out
with a cup of hot tea to
warm John up before he
turned back.
Sometimes he would
take a baby from one lone-
ly house on down to the
next as an additional ser-
vice, jokingly placing a
stamp on its forehead to
make sure the whole
business was legal.
Then when he got back
into town it was time to
open up the town post of-
fice from six to nine at
night for the benefit of the
village folk.
Sixteen hours a day. Six
days a week. Three hun-
dred dollars a year. Cer-
tainly a different world.
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