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By Rev. Vernon Dean,
Senior Pastor,
Exeter Pentecostal Tabernacle
Some years ago, a song writer wrote a song entitled Wise
Men Still Seek Him. The words tell of those ancient wise men
who travelled far in order to bow down and worship the infant
Jesus. They somehow had discovered that he was the prom-
ised one that the world had long. awaited. Nearly two thousand
years later, most of the world recognizes the holiday known as
Christmas.
"Men are never so likely
to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
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Christmas is
a confusing
time of year
for many peo-
ple. Often,
they are inundated with
responsibilities of pick-.
ing out presents, pur-
chasing :and wrap-
ping them, hoping
somehow they will
be appreciated by the re-
cipient, knowing full well
many of the gifts will be ex-
changed or worse yet, kept
out of obligation but never
used. The procrastinators fend
off the pressure until the
last minute and
then
charge
around
town grabbing whatever they can find before that momentous
morning occurs. Most will spend more than they want to.
Many will confess that Christmas should be less commercial-
ized but who has the courage to make it so. At least, not this
year. After all, if my kids only get one present, how will they
feel when they see the huge pile of gifts their friendsreceived.
Speaking of feelings, I wonder how Jesus feels on His birth-
day. We all know it is His birthday. What have we done for
Hi on His birthday? Did we make Him a cake or buy Him .a
prest? Ohes we will make our annual Y � u pilgrimage to
church on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. That should really
impress Him, -right?.
Somehow, -I think Jesus wants more than a mere acknowl-
edgement tha it is His birthday. He came to give us His very
best, His all, His life. Why should we offer Him any less? Is it
possible, that wise men still seek Him?
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When Karen at the BIA first
told me about the plans to setup
a Santa Store in Exeter, I con-
sidered it a very good idea in-
deed. It was about time the
town took the time to extend an
invitation to the Jolly Old Elf to
spend some of his valuable time
here, let kids sit on his knee and
get their picture taken with him
as a keepsake.
It was understood that Santa
would be needing some help,
and I knew Karen would be so-
liciting support from the town
office (I hear the mayor and ad-
ministrator helped out). from lo-
cal organizations and from busi-
nesses.
I was a little surprised when
Karen asked for my help, but 1
agreed to play a minor role in
Santa's Exeter campaign. An-
other volunteer would be need-
ed to help out with the suit and
beard, of course. That was be-
yond my,abilities.
Despite my search, none came
forward, so I hoped Karen had
had more luck in finding an ap-
propriate Santa's helper. It
came as a total shock last week
when I discovered I'd have to
carry the can myself - 1'd have
to be the main man.
I'm Sony, but I can think of
many, many more appropriate
people to entrust with this posi-
tion. Ghengis Khan or the an-
droid Data come to mind as be-
ing much more jolly -old -elf -like
than I.
Nevertheless, Karen was un-
daunted, convinced it would be
up to me to help Santa find out
who in Exeter had been naughty
or nice, and what they wanted
most under the Christmas tree.
My shift was only three hours
long Friday evening, but I pan-
icked all week over it. I knew
1'd be terrible at it. I feared chil-
dren would be scarred by the ex-
perience for life.
Joanne was enlisted to make
sure the kids got their candy
b and gifts free, Sarna, so in
ways my job ..;cored easy
- c, .,veryone but me at least.
Come Friday evening, we ar-
rived at the Santa Store, I got
dressed and dreaded the worst.
Suddenly, Santa Claus was
magically there. As Karen had
tried to tell me, the children take
one look at that red coat and
white beard and are enchanted.
Although a little hot in a suit
better suited to flying over the
North Pole, Santa waved out the
windows at the passing children.
Many convinced their parents h
was time for a visit. I counted
more than 20 children who
came in to have a little chat on
Santa's knee.
All my fears were erased as
each little kid shyly confessed
they had been good, for the
most part, this year. They listed
off Christmas wishes, including
the latest video games,.dolls,
and stuffed animals, and had
their picture taken for $5, which
went to the Christmas Bureau.
They ranged in age from one
month to seven years old, and
most were quite timid around
the kindly old gent. Fortunately
for me, there was no need for
Santa to have a booming "ho,
ho, ho" or he would have scared
them off for good. One little
girl wouldn't come any closer
than the guard rail, despite the
coaxing of helpers and parents.
In all, it was a wonderful ex-
perience working that close to
the real Santa Claus - far, far
less intimidating than I'd ima-
gined.
At nine o'clock, the Santa
Store closed for the night, and
the man in the red suit was
quickly on his way.
If he comes calling in future
years. I confess I may be a little
less reluctant to help him out,
even though I'm still sure there
are many more qualified for the
job.
(Continued from last week)
"I'm Shirley Holmes, Private Investigator.
Can I speak to you for a minute?"
"You should have telephoned my secretary
for an appointment. I'm a busy man, and I have
a plane to catch."
An81'm a busy woman. I don't waste my
time speaking to secretaries. I just want to Fisk
you one question, Mr. Eaton."
"One question."
"Do you have the spirit of Christmas?"
"You dare to come here, to ambush me in my
own home. to ask me a question like that?"
"Do you have it or not?"
A long pause followed. The chief executive
of the enormous Eaton Mail empire stood there
and stared into the detective's probing eyes.
Then he said, gently. and with much under-
standing:
"I know exactly what you mean. Ms. Holmes.
I'm sorry. l'm not the person you should ask."
Next, Shirley called Air Canada and discov-
ered that for $7000 she could fly first class to
Rome on Wednesday night and retum Thurs-
By Yetr'r
day afternoon. She telephoned the Vatican and
arranged a private audience with His Holiness
and Pope. Yes, he was in town, and yes, for
such a amount in gold coins he would be able
to see her at 11 a.m. Thursday.
The officer of the Swiss Guard. who had
picked Shirley Holmes up at the airport. per-
sonally drove her to the Vatican.
"Your Holiness, forgive me for barging in
like this. My client is extremely anxious to find
the Spirit of Christmas. You simply must tell
me whether you have it here or not."
"1 know your client very well, my dear," the
Pope said. "Unfortunately I am unable to help
you or him. Circumstances are less than ideal.
The spirit must be somewhere, I agree. But itis
not here. Go in peace." AndJie.rang for the
Swiss Guar:.
It was around noon on Friday, Christmas Eve,
when Shirley, Holmes called Walter, her con-
stant weekend companion.
"I might be a bit late tonight, Walt," she said.
"No. not tonight, Shirt!" Walter's voice al-
ways rose by an octave when he was annoyed.
The Christmas Case (2 of 2)
"Tonight is special".
"I'm still on the Christmas Case, and I'm very
close to cracking it. Sony, I'll be over as soon
as I can."
"Do you want me to help?"
"Not this time, I'm afraid."
Shirley Holmes went into her tiny kitchen
_and opened the drawer in which she always
„Joist a hand full of rotting apples. She inhaled
!.deeply. Nothing stimulated her as much as that
-r:slightly putrid aroma.
It was a raw evening. Some fresh snow was
fallir g. She put on her cape and hat and walked
tithe short distance to her sister's house. As ex -
led, he sister's three young children were at
"It's Aunty Shirley!" they shouted as they
}danced around her. Then they took ,her into the
living room. where dozens of wrapped parcels
were piled up under a tall decorated Christmas
tree.
"I want to ask you a question," Shirley
Holmes said to her nieces and nephew. "Why
are you so happy? Why arc your eyes so shiny?
Why are your faces glowing?"
"Those were time questions," said the young-
er girl.
"I know the answer to all three of them," said
the older girl: "Because tomorrow is Christmas,
and we can hardly wait." They all danced
around and laughed.
"I completely understand how you eliminated
Mr. Eaton and the Pope," said Walter, as be un-
corked a bottle of Niagara ice wine later that
evening, "but I fail to sec what clue led you to
your own sister's house."
"Elementary, my dear Walter," said Shirley
Holmes. "I remembered that I was once a little
child myself."
At two minutes to midnight, Shirley called
her client. "It is done. The spirit of Chrisunas
has been found. It is alive and well in the beans
and eyes of little children."
"Let me pay you..."
"No," interrupted Shirley Holmes, "the satis
faction of solving the mystery is prize enough
for 0.0. CAJAPdAtiAllt, w&. to Christmas!,.