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EI)I'I'OR1.\I.S
No clear alternative
While there are thousands of
people all over the western
world protesting against the
war in the Persian Gulf, it is evident
they don't share full public sympathy.
The call for a withdrawal from the
war is 't supported with a clear alterna-
tive for the liberation of Kuwait. Sanc-
tion . and boycotts have not had an ef-
fect on Iraq's singlemindedness. In
fact, historically blockades and sieges
have seldom brought any nation to its
knees.
Chants about this being a war over oil
are mostly misguided. An invasion of
any country by a non-nuclear power
would have elicited a similar response
from the United Nations.
Nevertheless, only the most right-
wing rednecks are cheering on the
bombing and killing in Iraq. Some are
even criticizing the United States for
not being more bloodthirsty. But for
the most part, we seem resigned, to the
possibility that this war is regrettable,
but was inevitable.
Jordan's King Hussein may be correct
in his accusations that far more time
and energy was spent on the prepara-
tion to fight Saddam Hussein than to
negotiate with' him, but that' inky have
been because no one really held any
hope Iraq would release its hold on Ku-
wait.
NDP leader Audrey McLaughlin's call
for Canada to remain in a purely defen-
sive role in the Gulf was, at best, a shab-
by excuse to placate the peace move-
ment. It makes no moral difference
whether our aircraft are dropping bombs
or defending those that drop them - we
must face the fact we are a full partici-
pant in this conflict, whether we approve
of it or not.
The biggest casualty in this conflict
may be what some journalists are al-
ready calling a shift in the world order.
For the past decade, the increasing open-
ness of the Soviet Union and its demo-
cratic reforms have set the pace for glo-
bal change. The role of the military was
crumbling in the face of diplomatic and
societal triumphs.
With the use of force in the Gulf, ob-
servers suggest a return to the "might is
right" concept is possible, where diplo-
macy can be ignored if you have enough
weapons.
The first casualty of war may be truth,
but we should perhaps be worrying
about what may become the last tragic
casualty of this conflict. 2:
A.D.H.
T
Not Nintendo war
here is no doubt the most pop-
ular form of entertainment for
area residents these days is
watching the war in the Gulf on televi-
sion.
What we've seen from both sides is a
sanitized version where all news must
be cleared by military censors before it
is broadcast into our homes. Most of it
shows people in suits discussing num-
bers of sorties in front of wall maps or
computer graphics. It looks so clean
and neat and has been described by
more than one commentator as surgi-
cal...but all this is about to change. It
started with the display of captured Al-
lied air crews.
Even in the safety of our own homes
Canadians are slowly beginning to real-
ize the cost of the war in human terms.
Before it's over the casualties on both
sides could number well into the thou-
sands.
We join with the majority of Canadi-
ans who are behind our government's
decision to support the United Nations
actions to return Kuwait to the people of
Kuwait.
We also wish to remind ei,ryone at
home that this is not a "Nintendo" war.
Both sides have awesome weapons with
tba potential of causing tremendous
damage. The question is whether or not
television viewers will have the same
enthusiasm if they're watching even
more violent pictures six months from
now.
J e.
Letter to Editor
Pigeons held in high 'esteem
Dear Editor.
Amid all the reports about the
awe-inspiring high-tech, super-
sophisicated arsenal arrayed in the
Middle East. I came across one lit-
tle item, tucked away on the back
page of the Globe and Mail, that I
thought might be of interest to
your readers.
"Switzerland
is standing
by.
ready to supply 34,500 carrier pi-
geons to the multi -national
forc6 arrayed
against Saddam
Hussein. These
include 3,500
regular birds and
31,000 civilian
illi
birds that could be
drafted. The Swiss army, which has
been training pigeons since 1917,
holds thein in NO esteem and in-
ccreeeaasstes their number"year by year,
thought thehe romuch-maligned rac-
ing (carrier) pigeon needed a plug.
(And does this bold act constitute
ane►d to Swiss traditional neutrali)
-
L.C. DeHaan
A
"Men are never so likely
to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
freely."
... Thomas Macauley .
0t991 SAILER FEATURES
ti
Dictionary of Gulf speak
If one could avoid television,
radio and newspapers and spent
the past week in a log cabin in
the woods, there would be noth-
ing to suggest our nation is at
war. Gasoline prices didn't soar
to 84 cents a litre as I predicted.
For all intensive purposes, life
t •.,•
f� r
ut all anyone .talks about ie.
thayersian Gulf war. We con-
stantly ask each other if we've
seen the latest press conference,
footage, or casualty figures. It is
almost addictive.
Since last Wednesday, when
the CBC news was interrupted
by a special bulletin announcing
the outbreak of hostilities, my
lifestyle has changed. A cable
channel I had written off long
ago as being far too American -
oriented has consumed much of
my waking hours. I expect the
novelty will eventually wear off,
but I'm still trying to come to
terms with the first fully-fledged
war of my lifetime.
I'd like to think there is more
to this than just the morbid fasci-
nation of finding out "who got
bombed today". This is a major
world event that is certain to car-
ry significant effects far into the
future. I feel obliged to pay at-
tention to it now, rather than ac-
cept somebody else's version of
it all some years later.
I've actually been to Kuwait.
Back in 1969 it served as a con-
venient refueling point for jetlin-
J-Iold that
thought...
By
Adrian Harte
ers and I spent a few hours in its
airport. I recall very little, but I
wonder what the scene is 1i) . at
that airport today.
The newscasts, especially
those of CNN, have all the ele-
ments of high drama, right down
to the ominous music they use
for the "War in the Gulf' intro-
duction.
Comic relief is also available
when the bold faced lies of Iraqi
officials and leaders are offered
as proof of CNN's "lack" of
bias. Watching a Pentagon
spokesman get caught in a press
conference where the journalists
have arrived better informed
than he is can also be highly
amusing.
But those who choose t�
watch this drama unfold must
also be conversant in the lan-
guage of Gulfspeak. We are ex-
pected to be instantly familiar
with the terms SCUD, SAA,
SAM, and a host of other acro-
nyms that are seldom explained.
1e difference between strategic
Arid tactical bombing is also sup4
posed to be obvious. And what
we at home might refer to as
death and destruction, the war-
mongers have found a better
tern for - collateral damage.
For some strange reason, this
"damage" is what is missing
from most of the coverage I've
seen so far. Bright lights in the
sky and flashes on the horizon
all suggest there must be thou-
sands of people dead, some-
where beyond the range of the
television cameras and live
feeds, somewhere 'within the
range of the censors.
Thus far, the war has been por-
trayed as a kind of giant video
game: Missile silos mu-
nition dumps lined TO in the
gunsights-bf a high-tech fighter/
bomber. When a "human f ce"
is eventually put on this conftict,
we may end up seeing mom than
we bargained on.
It is so cold that...
Blru ulllrlullululr, I say.
It's so cold my stuffed duck
flew down to Florida for the
winter.
Actually, it's so cold that when
.I tumed over my engine this
morning it broke offl
Isn't driving in cold weather
grand? Especially when one is
driving an older car 'which needs
a few minor iepalra (master cyl-
inder, muffler ... battery) and
one's driving On an out -of -the
way concession (What are the
odds?).
Ever have one of those days
when it's so cold that die car is
shaldng mom than you are? Priet-
ty frightening isn't it?
Lately we've been getting what
scientists call sneakitus cold-
airmtas. You're walking outside
all bundked up; you've got the
scarf around your neck, gloves,
long johns, your warmest coat
and boots, and then soddenly
bang! Your tare drops tight ori
your face.
That's why Woe ars always
bundlingsnail dachas - they
like 'to have their noses stay
firmly in place!
O.k., three guesses - who are
the worst kind of people to be
around during cold weather?
Why, the dreaded exercise en-
thusiasts of course - I'm sure
you know the kind.
For example; "Hey, isn't this
Say
what?
BY
Cheryl
Clark
weather great? Let's go cross-
country skiing!"
-- This is the kind of close pal
you should avoid in the winter
months.
The big question for cold air
whop it- how can I avoid be-
ing altogether?
Well, you cant do ft, but you
can out down on your below -
freezing time by conveniently
4
planning your agenda around
your spouse and/ or loved ones.
For example: your 16 -year-old
son Crash has been hanging
around the house all day and fi-
nally he decides to go outside.
Step one: Crash can you go
to the store for me?
Crash: Mo-om, come on ...
I'm busy.
Step two: You can use the
cars
Crash: All right!!
Step three: Be prepared to
wait an hour or two for whatever
j it is you wanted, but at least you
don't have to brave arctic winds.
O.k., o.k., there are some ad-
vantages to below -freezing tem-
peratures foremost being hot
chocolate by the fireplace, but
even then tie ice -scrapers, skat-
ing rinks in the guise of side-
walks and Jack Frost are waiting
for you.
My advice? Well, when it's so
cold that Frosty the Snowman
knocks on your door and asks to
come in - stock up on cocoa and
bundle up; it'll be over soon
enough.
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"Men are never so likely
to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
freely."
... Thomas Macauley .
0t991 SAILER FEATURES
ti
Dictionary of Gulf speak
If one could avoid television,
radio and newspapers and spent
the past week in a log cabin in
the woods, there would be noth-
ing to suggest our nation is at
war. Gasoline prices didn't soar
to 84 cents a litre as I predicted.
For all intensive purposes, life
t •.,•
f� r
ut all anyone .talks about ie.
thayersian Gulf war. We con-
stantly ask each other if we've
seen the latest press conference,
footage, or casualty figures. It is
almost addictive.
Since last Wednesday, when
the CBC news was interrupted
by a special bulletin announcing
the outbreak of hostilities, my
lifestyle has changed. A cable
channel I had written off long
ago as being far too American -
oriented has consumed much of
my waking hours. I expect the
novelty will eventually wear off,
but I'm still trying to come to
terms with the first fully-fledged
war of my lifetime.
I'd like to think there is more
to this than just the morbid fasci-
nation of finding out "who got
bombed today". This is a major
world event that is certain to car-
ry significant effects far into the
future. I feel obliged to pay at-
tention to it now, rather than ac-
cept somebody else's version of
it all some years later.
I've actually been to Kuwait.
Back in 1969 it served as a con-
venient refueling point for jetlin-
J-Iold that
thought...
By
Adrian Harte
ers and I spent a few hours in its
airport. I recall very little, but I
wonder what the scene is 1i) . at
that airport today.
The newscasts, especially
those of CNN, have all the ele-
ments of high drama, right down
to the ominous music they use
for the "War in the Gulf' intro-
duction.
Comic relief is also available
when the bold faced lies of Iraqi
officials and leaders are offered
as proof of CNN's "lack" of
bias. Watching a Pentagon
spokesman get caught in a press
conference where the journalists
have arrived better informed
than he is can also be highly
amusing.
But those who choose t�
watch this drama unfold must
also be conversant in the lan-
guage of Gulfspeak. We are ex-
pected to be instantly familiar
with the terms SCUD, SAA,
SAM, and a host of other acro-
nyms that are seldom explained.
1e difference between strategic
Arid tactical bombing is also sup4
posed to be obvious. And what
we at home might refer to as
death and destruction, the war-
mongers have found a better
tern for - collateral damage.
For some strange reason, this
"damage" is what is missing
from most of the coverage I've
seen so far. Bright lights in the
sky and flashes on the horizon
all suggest there must be thou-
sands of people dead, some-
where beyond the range of the
television cameras and live
feeds, somewhere 'within the
range of the censors.
Thus far, the war has been por-
trayed as a kind of giant video
game: Missile silos mu-
nition dumps lined TO in the
gunsights-bf a high-tech fighter/
bomber. When a "human f ce"
is eventually put on this conftict,
we may end up seeing mom than
we bargained on.
It is so cold that...
Blru ulllrlullululr, I say.
It's so cold my stuffed duck
flew down to Florida for the
winter.
Actually, it's so cold that when
.I tumed over my engine this
morning it broke offl
Isn't driving in cold weather
grand? Especially when one is
driving an older car 'which needs
a few minor iepalra (master cyl-
inder, muffler ... battery) and
one's driving On an out -of -the
way concession (What are the
odds?).
Ever have one of those days
when it's so cold that die car is
shaldng mom than you are? Priet-
ty frightening isn't it?
Lately we've been getting what
scientists call sneakitus cold-
airmtas. You're walking outside
all bundked up; you've got the
scarf around your neck, gloves,
long johns, your warmest coat
and boots, and then soddenly
bang! Your tare drops tight ori
your face.
That's why Woe ars always
bundlingsnail dachas - they
like 'to have their noses stay
firmly in place!
O.k., three guesses - who are
the worst kind of people to be
around during cold weather?
Why, the dreaded exercise en-
thusiasts of course - I'm sure
you know the kind.
For example; "Hey, isn't this
Say
what?
BY
Cheryl
Clark
weather great? Let's go cross-
country skiing!"
-- This is the kind of close pal
you should avoid in the winter
months.
The big question for cold air
whop it- how can I avoid be-
ing altogether?
Well, you cant do ft, but you
can out down on your below -
freezing time by conveniently
4
planning your agenda around
your spouse and/ or loved ones.
For example: your 16 -year-old
son Crash has been hanging
around the house all day and fi-
nally he decides to go outside.
Step one: Crash can you go
to the store for me?
Crash: Mo-om, come on ...
I'm busy.
Step two: You can use the
cars
Crash: All right!!
Step three: Be prepared to
wait an hour or two for whatever
j it is you wanted, but at least you
don't have to brave arctic winds.
O.k., o.k., there are some ad-
vantages to below -freezing tem-
peratures foremost being hot
chocolate by the fireplace, but
even then tie ice -scrapers, skat-
ing rinks in the guise of side-
walks and Jack Frost are waiting
for you.
My advice? Well, when it's so
cold that Frosty the Snowman
knocks on your door and asks to
come in - stock up on cocoa and
bundle up; it'll be over soon
enough.