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Times -Advocate, November 1, 1989 •
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BIA: A matter of time?
rand Bend won't be -getting a
Business Improvement Asso-
ciation this year, despite the
efforts of those who have campaigned
long and hard .to organize one in the vil-
lage.
In some ways, that's too bad, because it
looks like Grand Bend businesses might
really need the clout of such an organi-
zation in the years to come.
An overwhelming majority turned.
down the BIA proposal at last week's
meeting, showing there are some very
definite concerns about how well Grand
Bend merchants might be able to work
together with each others' money.
We have heard many antagonistic
comments coming from Grand Bend
businesspeople, directed at each other.
Some see their attempts to keep the re-
sort open for business in the off-season
undermined by those who head for Flor-
ida right after Labour Day. Others who
herald Grand Bend's new image as a
family resort berate . their neighbours'
stores aimed at a youth -oriented market.
The general tone of last Thursday's
meeting seemed centred on the problems
and expenses involved in running a BIA
- valid concerns to be sure, but perhaps
not enough discussion was given to the
problems of running Grand Bend with-
out one.
The parking issue, for example, is a
prime case of where a BIA might solve
some of the village problems. Council
has been presented with so many
schemes over the years for relieving
parking congestion in the summer that
nothing has ever been achieved. A BIA,
however, with its financial backing and
the unified support of all businesses,
could conceivably provide council with
a sensible solution.
A BIA might be a more expensive al-
ternative than doing nothing, but for
how long can Grand Bend merchants
rely on the status quo?
Municipalities are traditionally respon-
sible for the functional maintenance of
roadways, but in most cases it takes a
BIA to rejuvenate and beautify a core
business area. Many say such a project
is overdue for Grand Bend's Main
Street.
Perhaps the time for a BIA in Grand
Bend has not yet arrived, but if the op-
portunity resurfaces in the next few
years it might te worth a serious second
look.
Rushing the season
Already, we have baseball,
football and hockey all going at
the same time. So I suppose we
won't really mind if some day
soon we'll have Valentine
hearts, Easter bunnies, Hallo-
ween pumpkins, and Christmas
trees in the stores all year
round. The Christmas season is
creeping up a few days earlier
every year. You hardly notice it,
like the warming up of the plan-
et, a little at a time.
No winter boots yet...
I went to buy a pair of winter
boots the other day. "Sorry",
said the woman standing around
at the cash (I refuse to call these
people clerks, since they don't
know anything), "we don't have
winter boots yet."
"When will you get them?"
The usual shrug. No winter
boots yet, but the synthetic
spruce trees were sprouting all
over this department store.
There were cardboard Santas
everywhere. If it hadn't been for
the "Halloween promotions" in
the centre aisle, the commerical
landscape would have been
wall-to-wall tinsel.
merchandisers
Well, I'm declaring war on the
eager -heaver merchandisers. I'm
going to spend my Christmas
shopping money in the stores
that show some restraint. The
ones that won't play Silent
Night till December and won't
hire Santa and his confounded
elves till after Remembrance
Day.
I don't want to be reminded of
Christmas two months in ad-
vance. Don't worry, I won't for-
get it. I never have. 1 know it'll
come as surely as my Visa bill.
And yes, I am planning to buy a
few presents. But give me a
break! I want to enjoy fall, the
last of the autumn leaves are
still on the trees.
I know you merchants are
chomping at the bit. You've got
your cash registers all oiled and
your price tags adjusted upward
for the season. The earlier the
rush starts, the sooner your bank
overdrafts will be reduced.
But I refuse to play your
game. I like to do my Christmas
shopping when there are soft
white flakes floating through the
air. When I hear the crunch of
snow under my boots (which
you don't have in stock yet).
When the Salvation Army bub-
bles and bells appear. _When it's__
really beginning to look like
Christmas. That's what puts me
in the mood.
Department store hype in the
first week of November tums
me right off. I feel like boycot-
ting stores that insult my intelli-
gence by putting on this ridicu-
lous act. Get with it, Eaton's,
The Bay, Sears, Zellers, Met and
what have you! We're not a
bunch of dummies. We have cal-
endars.
Why should we, the custom-
ers, accommodate you, the ven-
dors? Why not the other way
round? O.K., Christmas is a mad
By Adrian Harte
rush. And a huge percentage of
your annual sales is Christmas -
related. But instead of starting
your insensitive, cheap, taste-
less, tacky pre -Christmas pro-
motions earlier and earlier each
year, why don't you provide
some service instead?
Service instead of hype
Example: hire clerks who have
a basic knowledge of your mer-
chandise, who are interested in
your customers and can help
them to find things. Example:
hire enough staff so that cusom-
ters are not inconvenienced by
having to queue up like in a De-
pression bread line. Example:
buy your merchandise intelli-
gently so that you have the right
stock at the right time.
Department stores could learn
a lot from small, independent re-
tailers. Give me the friendly
neighbourhood merchants any-
time! They still value their cus-
tomers. They still take pride in
their knowledge, their stores,
their wares. And they have
enough common sense to hold
back with the jingle bells and
...',.•attv: u iodic iiultis ti gitt: -
Like everybody else, I buy
toys and gadgets and trinkets ;
and baubles. But I refuse to be-
come hysterical if I haven't
found the "perfect gift" for evz-
rybody by mid November.
There is enough stuff around to
make everybody happy a hun-
dred times over. So what's the
hurry?
Christmas? You must be kid-
ding. It's fall. The geese are fly-
ing south. Some of our pansies
are still in bloom. The grass is
still green. 1 couldn't care less
how many shopping days are
left.
Good grief
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
That's a saying which has been
heard by folks around the world
for many years, 40 to be exact.
Yes, Charlie Brown recently
celebrated his 40th birthday along
with the rest of the Peanuts comic
strip gang.
It was back in 1949 that
Charles Schulz started the fa-
mous comic strip which is now
seen in more than 2,000 newspa-
pers in 68 countries.
Charlie Brown, the round-
headed kid who seems to court _
trouble and bad luck„ was named
after a friend at art school and is
Schulz's alter ego. Snoopy was
inspired by a dog he had as a
child.
Schulz's first professional job
was doing lettering for drawings
in Timeless T,opix, a Roman
Catholic comic book. He later
taught at the Art Instruction
School and sold cartoons to' Sat-
urday Evening Post.
His cartoon feature, Li'l Folks,
which was the start of Peanuts
was developed for the St. Paul
Pioneer Press in 1947. The strip
was sold to a syndicate in 1950
and the name changed to Pea-
nuts.
The artist, whose income for
1987-88 was estimated by
Forbes magazine at $62 million
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U• S'' is almost a natural re-
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source in the wine country city
of Santa Rosa, about 140 kilo-
metres, north of San Francisco.
At the age of 67, he spends
much of his time at his Redwood
Empire ice arena, where he fre-
quently plays hockey or sips cof-
fee at the rink's snack bar.
The actual drawing of Peanuts
takes place in his single office at
One Snoopy Place, a single -
storey, stone and redwood build-
ing. It was episodes about
Snoopy and the Red Baron that
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really put the strip into orbit.
Snoopy, until then just another
pet pooch, beam a First World
War flying ace duelling with the
Red Baron in October of 1965.
Don't expect to see anything
about 40th anniversary celebra-
tions mentioned in the award
winning comic strip. Schulz a
very modest and shy person
says, " When I retire that's the
end of the strip. It's in my con-
tract."
In a biography of Schulz, Rhe-
ta Grimsley Johnson says, " The.
artist suffers from depressiodand
many rejections in his life were
translated to the comic strip. Re-
jection is his specialty. Losing is.
his hobby. He has spent a life-
time perfecting failure and also
has bouts of agoraphobia, the
fear of being alone in public plac-
es."
A belated happy birthday,
Charlie Brown.
Thought of the Week: Could
we call nostalgia the thing that
turns the past tense into past per-
fect?
Born to shop
A magazine recently pub-
lished some of the danger signs
of shopaholicism. The same
symptoms apply whether the
disease is acute or chronic.
You go shopping alone.
The first thing you check out
anywhere you go is the stores.
You have five or more outfits
you have never wom.
The clerks all know you by
your first name.
I have been accused of being a
shopaholic. Though Canada's
constituition does not have a
Fifth Amendment, I still refuse
to answer on grounds of possi-
ble self-incrimination.
Some people are born with the
gift of playing the piano, or a
photographic memory, or facili-
ty in carpentry or auto mechan-
ics. I am a consummate consu-
mer. I have the ability to bolster
the economy of whatever retail
environment I visit or inhabit.
- Atter years of practice, I con-
sider myself an expert in the
shopping profession. This can
tett all a shopper's skills. You
have to know the right moment
to buy. Do you snatch the bar-
gain at 25 percent off, or do you
wait for a 50 percent reduction
and run the risk that what you
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want will be gone by then?
Another important considera-
tion is what to do with your sav-
ings. Do you sock the money
away until the next sale, or do
you use what you saved on that
elegant pair of shoes to buy a
matching purse?
Women seem to be much bet-
ter at sbnpp r . t>:<M,t.,mer:. PLi
haps it's a case of practice makes
perfect. Let me give you an ex-
ample.
Last week I came upon a two -
1
pound package of mixed nuts in
one of my kitchen cupboards. I
knew I had not bought them.
That, left only one other possible
purchaser. My husband.
"I see you are feeling extrava-
gant these days," 1 said as 1
waved the package under said
spouse's nose.
"Oh, no. They were a bar-
gain," he replied.
"A bargain? $16.99 is a bar-
gain?" I challenged.
The colour drained from Don's
face. He grasped the counter for
support.
"$16.99?" he gasped. "I
thought they were $1.69!"
Under more grilling, he admit-
ted he had made a number of
purchases, paid for everything
with his credit card, and had not
checked the amount on the bill.
He wanted me to retum the
nuts. I refused. My specialty is
htivinn. and I .nlav for keeps.
Don is under strict orders to
never again go shopping without
his glasses. Nor with his credit
card.
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