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What's going on?
While the elected officials of a
municipality supposedly rep-
` " resent the wishes of their citi-
zens, it is the office staff of the munici-
pality who interpret and administer those
wishes. Without an office staff literally
nothing would get done.
So it is not without some alarm that one
wonders what is happening at the Grand
Bend municipal office that has led to the
resignations of three key people from its
staff within the past few. months.
Dianne Mollard, longstanding clerk -
treasurer for the -municipality, gave her
notice of leaving her postion in March,
but was dismissed before completing her
term.
Secretary Barb Dalrymple left in late
April and now acting clerk Christine
Smith is resigning at the end of this
month.
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Rumours abound that personality con-
flicts or excessive workloads are the
causes of this loss of staff.. If this is true,
council should make sure these troubles
don't resurface. It is clear Grand Bend is
going to have to get its act together if it
expects to survive the next few months.
Grand Bend has probably more wor-
ries than any other local municipality at
this particular point in time. The munic-
ipality is going to have to deal seriously
with issues such as parking problems,
court cases, and its yisions of fitting into
Lambton's restructuring schemes. With-
out some stability in the municipal office
council will likely end up holding the bag
only to find it empty.
Fortunately, a new clerk -treasurer has
just been hired. We wish him luck. It
looks like he's going to need it.
By A.D. Harte
Let them fly economy class
t seems ironic - or fitting - (de-
pending on your point of
view) - ghat Prime Minister
Brian Mulroney stood in front of the site
of the original guillotine while watching
the Parisians celebrate the 200th anni-
versary of Bastille Day on Friday, July
14.
Although our prime minister is in no
danger of having his height abruptly
shortened, he seems to have lost his per-
spective. The man who was elected to
serve his fellow Canadians is acting more
and more like a pre -revolutionary
French king than the head of a demo-
cratic country.
Here is a man who has not held a prop-
er press conference for almost three
years, who did not recall the latest ses-
sion of parliament until April, and per-
ogued the session soon after. Here is a
man who gave the French one of Cana-
da's cultural treasures, a Riopelle paint-
ing commissioned by the Pearson gov-
ernment to hang in the administrative of-
fices of our nation's busiest airport.
Even more outrageous is the profligate
spending of money squeezed from thou-
sands of ordinary Canadians. A Toronto
paper reported on the weekend- some of
the excesses in the use of the govern-
ments' eight -plane fleet of executive
Challenger jets. Mita Mulroney's flight
from Senegal to attend her son's confir-
mation cost taxpayers $104,000. (This
is about what the average Canadian
would earn in four years - then have half
taxed back to government.) Marie An-
toinette would have understood.
The divine right of kings vanished a
long time ago. Perhaps it's time for Ca-
nadians to take up the cry heard through-
out France 200 years ago. Liberty. Fra-
ternity. Equality. 'For all.
By Yvonne Reynolds
From. the east
If this column appears this We didn't ask the Windsor radius of Kingston.
,moo c tr..,, ,steirigg.mbim,1 „,weze„ ttp. at, .Qu,,r tix through Vermont and
oT Canada Post. McDonalds. Soon found out it �' �;?diilc; ii° -rices f>✓
We mailed this from Frederic- was economics. Only an hour or scenic route over ve hilly and
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=*�tt rr r y;ittly"t'r- speeding ticket in Vermont. ing was slow it was wo mule.
A few days earlier we headed . . - In Vermont we had to wait a
out on a 12 -day trip to the eastern few minutes for a drawbridge to
parts of Canada and the United From the come back down after letting a
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States.` couple of 'sailboats through.
the first night was spent in teditorr s disk
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MINIM
Still awkward
I have never outgrown the
awkward stage. Other little girls
spanned the stages from dimply -
checked, fat -legged toddlers
dancing along in their Mary
Janes, through the difficult ado-
lescent years in scruffy running,
shoes and penny loafers, and into
graceful adulthood wafting
along on three-inch heels and
yards of chiffon. My develop-
ment was arrested somehwere
between caterpillar and cocoon. I
never became a butterfly.
I am always tripping, falling or
bumping into something. It
seems I have had scabs on my
knees continually since the age of
three.
I have regaled you before with
true stories of incidents such as
tripping over the dishwasher and
doing irreparable damage thereto.
Did I ever confess I stepped on a
neighbour child's pet rabbit, with
similar results? Don't leave any-
thing on the floor within a 10-
foot radius of my size eight and
one-halfs if you don't want it
flattened, demolished or evis-
cerated.
T blame my frequent mishaps
on weak muscles. Before I
gave up ice skating, I needed a
Welcome
Our little tawn has finally be-
come civilized. After existing in a
cultural void for 125 years, it has
been put on the map. It was the
last community in the western
world with a population of more
than 6,000 to finally get a McDo-
� fid
t qnr+ 'T'h, Crr., trie.ri to
get in touch with Paul Scott, who
is publisher and editor of the
Uananoque-Reporter.
After finding the editor's office
closed Friday afternoon and Sat- The big news in the Kingston
urday morning, we were told by Whig Standard was that 166 em -
the motel owners that Paul had ployees of the Ontario Health In-
''Yt, is f ClwC ' Pion •i'.�.' -.�.:' j - -viv
ana was probabl'y"out on the St. told their Joos wow.. ,. `.>..
Lawrence River. come January 6, 1990.
Early Saturday afternoon, we That's when OHIP premiums
stopped at a McDonald's Restau- that most of us pay will be
rant in eastern New York state.
by
Ross Haugh
There we ran into a couple from
Windsor.
When told we came form Exet-
er, they asked, "Do you know
Lloyd Cushman?;',.It turns out
that Lloyd, who at one time
owned Midtown Cleaners in Ex-
eter, purchased a dry cleaning
business in Chatham from this
gentleman.
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In both states, hay baling was
iTl lull sv'ing.��'f. } av, ‘,;("y
cash field crops until getting
close to the New Bnlnswick bor-
der where we saw many acres of
potatoes.
Vermont is the number one
producer of maple syrup in the
United States and third in granite
v.;in iicrir
Tilt: sugarmaple is
•': arc • ± clover the state
flower and the henitff `"trirush 3s `
the state bird.
The most unusual sight in
scrapped and replaced by a tax to Maine was seeing dozens of
be paid by our employers. farms where the house and barn
Their biggest complaint was are attached.
that most were wooed by the Our first impression of New
then Bill Davis government in Brunswick again concerned eco -
1981 to move from Toronto to nomics. Their provincial sales tax
Kingston with promises of life- is 11 percent.
long employment. Pun of the Week: Would the
They have been promised first world be any better if squawks
call on any government jobs only came from ducks and
which open up within a 40 mile geese.
of celebration when the Golden
Oates -opened for ttie ?iiscr (latet
admitting the hungry -populace.
Why not? The occasion should
have been marked by a giant fire-
works, by dancing in the streets,
by politicians' speeches and simi-
lar highjint-i•
.
After all, the day of McDo
nald's Arrival =itra" Corti fidelity
(MAC -Day) marks the true birth
of a town. It doesn't matter when
it was first settled or incorporat-
ed. Those dates are trivial in
comparison with the time when it
is considered worthy of a Mcdo-
nald's. When it becomes a link in
utewo„AIUr�, ... _
Let's- face it, towns are lost
without a McDonald's. They
don't even deserve a road sign or
a Lion's Club. They're not worth
a stop sign on the Trans -Canada
Highway. Did you know that
people are leaving towns without
a McDonald's for towns with a
McDonald's at a rate that is even
faster growing than the number
of hamburgers served in Ham-
burg? I swear. You can check it
r►nt
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Reynold's
Rap
by
Yvonne
_Reynolds
strong body on each side holding
me up just to get around the rink.
I have been accused of stum-
bling over my own shadow. I
have given a whole new meaning
to the question "Did you enjoy
your trip?"
I really outdid myself recently.
Picture the scene. Opening night
crowd milling around outside the
Blyth Festival Theatre. Every-
one dressed in their best. T -A
representative exits from box of-
fice, saunters along sidewalk. T-
A rep steps off edge of sidewalk,
losing balance in the process. T-
A rep topples to the ground like a
mortally wounded ship sinking
into the ocean with one impor-
tant difference. A ship disap-,
peals forever beneath the waves.
I had to arise to face the amused
looks of my audience.
There is a silver lining to this
sad story. My failings can some-
times be turned into virtues. Af-
ter this paper's front office was
enlarged and renovated, the new
location of the photocopier was
not decided until I had walked
past the machine four times with-
out knocking into it. Surely I.
could make a few dollars acting
as a hazard detector for organiza-
tions like the Workers Compen-
sation Board or the Farm and
Home Safety Association.
Interested? I'm easy to find.
I'm the one with all the bruises
and bandages.
to town, McDonald's
Towns without a McDonald's
amount to absolutely nothing.
That's why they had to introduce
McDonald's in London, Paris,
Rome, and even Moscow. The
POINT
citizens were leaving by the jum-
bo load
�Ts've heard of the trouble in
China. But I bet you don't know
the real reason for all the unrest.
Old Dingdong Deng didn't want
any Golden Arches i
Even though cDonald's had
admen to s t gd
cialty dishes, McEggrolls and
Chicken McChoppets.
Do-
nald's. Otherwise it loses all
credibility.
We're now having supper at
McDonald's every night. We've
stopped buying food at the gro-
cery store except for chocolate
bars and jujubes (which we need
for breakfast and lunch) and cap-
puccino yogurt (for a midnight
snack). I've read somewhere (I
think it was in Reader's Digest)
that green stuff like fruit and
vegetables can kill you because
of the pesticides and fungicides
and chemical fertilizer. So wc're
much healthier since we've living
on a McDonald's diet of mostly
meat scraps, carbohydratcs and
salt.
There's only one problem. We
table. Can you keep a secret?
We've already put an offer on a
tante of the big M, and we're
putting the old place up for sale.
That'll save us $3 a day in gas
money. At almost 1,100 bucks a
year, that'll pay for the extra tax-
es we'll have to pay in town.
In fact, come to think of it, liv-
ing close to McDonald's, we
won't need a car any more, and
we can sell both of the gas guzz-
lers. We also won't need a
fridge, a freezer, or a stove.
fmr- ; rr vim m ve;- we't 'fiat 1— -
huge garage sale. There'll be pots
an pans, dishes, cutlery, and din-
ing room Furniture, the kitchen
cookbooks.
What are we going to do with
all the money we'll have? Go
travelling, I suppose. I read that
they're installing a McDonald's
in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
And the Golden Arches of of
Vatican City will be ready to
open before the end of the month
in the Sistine Chapel. As soon as
they repaint the ceiling.