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Time changes things
We have heard a lot of comments
and some of these have not
been so nice about last week's
budget from Ottawa, but one important
factor seems to have been overlooked.
Time and in this case, not a lot of it
changes things.
It was only four short months ago and
days before the last federal election when
the government was saying -its accounts
were in such good shape that the Prime
Minister could very easily issue promises
worth billions of dollars for almost eve-
ry corner of our great country.
Only weeks after the election was over
the tune seemed to change and all of us
were being prepared for the shock of the
next budget. We have heard so much in
the last couple of months of how each of
us must take responsibility for cutting
down on the deficit, how cot,' ' it be
shock? Most of us were expL .ing the
worst.
For a few hours, the early leak of the
budget documents gained more attention
than what was really contained in Mi-
chael Wilson's budget. Whether he
should resign or not was getting all the
headlines while the average Joe was won-
dering how hard he was going to be hit in
the pocketbook.
The budget while expected to be harsh
leaves so many aspects almost to the im-
agination of the taxpayer. The cost of
some of the budget changes are hidden.
The new national sales tax of nine per-
cent will hurt everybody, but how much
By Peter Hessel
Suddenly, the kids are skip-
ping again, and naturally the
stores are sold out of skipping
ropes. Storekeepers never seem
to loam. They forget that every
spring without fail, skipping be-
comes the rage again in the
schoolyards and laneways of the
nation.
Trying to track down The kids'
old skipping ropes is like trying
to find last winter's snow drifts.
Thcy just disappear, disintegrate,
vanish into thin air. So I phoned
around:
"Do ou ave any skipping
ropes?" "Sorry, we just sold our
last one ten minutes ago".
"Do you have any skip[ping
ropes?" "Are you kidding?
We've been cleaned out for
days".
Last Saturday I finally drove
150 km to get three ropes that
cost $ 1.95 each. In retrospect, I
should have laid in a five-year
supply.
Ever since then, the kids have
been jumping like a bunch of
fleas. The first thing that goes
+444e it—stthool -tag --
morning is their skipping rope.
TTrT1'rC aftertwuti,the bus, skipping. There is no
time for homework or supper.
Who dictates these fads every
year? And who on earth makes
up the skipping rhymes? Have
you listened to your kids skip-
ping lately?
Miami Vice, Vice, Vice,
Tickle me twice, twice,
Under the rice, rice, rice,
Double nice, nice, nice, •
To be with you, you, you,
Together, together, together...
The twins are seven years old,
for heaven's sake. I don't want
them to be tickled under the rice
the pain will be, very few know. It will
be nine percent on almost everything but
pharmaceuticals and groceries. How this
will affect the present 12 percent federal
tax already on some products is any-
body's guess.
The new tax is supposed to replace that
12 percent levy at the manufacturing lev-
el, but who would know even if it did
happen. A reduction in price of some
items.? Who is kidding whom?
The cut in transfer payments to the
provinces is one move which could hurt
the most right down the line. In our
province, a freeze has already been put
on unconditional grants to the municipal-
ities which will be felt by each taxpayer
whether he or she be rural or urban.
A cut in federal payment to the prov-
inces will further aggravate the tax bur-
den on the local front. Before you blame
Exeter or any other area council for in-
creasing your taxes, remember it all be-
gins at the top and the pressure is felt all
the way to the bottom. -
In order to avoid some of the tax in-
creases, one would have to avoid smok-
ing, drinking, driving and maybe work-
ing so unemployment insurance
premium hikes could be avoided.
Oh, well, the world must go on and in a
couple of weeks we will probably have
some other problem which will grab
everybody's attention and we will forget
about the budget which was released on
April 27 or was it the 26th?
By Ross Haugh
Skipping
or anywhere else. And. listen to
this one:
Had a little motor car,
Nineteen -sixty-seven,
Took it around the comer,
Slammed on the brakcs,
But the brakes didn't work.
Bumped into lady,
Bumped into man,
Bumped into policeman,
Man oh man!
Policeman caught me,
Put me in jail,
All I had was ginger ale,
Hot, medium, cold.
How many bottles did I have?
10-20-30-40...
How many years did 1 stay in
jam?
2-4-6-8...
"Don't you know any nice
skipping rhymes?" I asked,
slightly shocked. "Let's do Blue
Bells, Duncan," Stephanie sug-
gested, and, strictly for their old
man's benefit, they did this
"golden oldie": •
Blue bells, cockleshells,
Eavy, Ivy, over.
I love coffee, Hove tea,
I love the girls, and they love
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...
-• " you know any others?" I.
aske . Aiii`'tty tt'e'i;tt"f,'�'tfre tIb
this one:
Old Mrs. Mac, Mac, Mac
All dressed in black, black,
black,
Silver buttons, buttons, buttons
Down her back, back, back,
She asked her mother...
If she could borrow...
Fifty cents, cents, cents
To watch the boys, boys, boys
Climb the fence, fence, fence.
They climbed so high, high,
high,
They never came back, back,
back
Till the end of July, July, July...
When they saw that I wasn't
impressed, they sang this mar-
vel:
See, sec my playmate
Come out and play with me,
Come inw my sandbox,
Slide down my slide,
Slide down my red lips,
Into my bedroom,
And we'll be jolly friends
Forever more, more, more...
When they saw my jaw drop in
disbelief, they quickly changed
to something more benign.
"Maybe you like the Banana
Split, Daddy,.: _... S
Banana Banana, banana split, trike wh i I e the iron is _Orange, orange, orange crush,--�_-
Apple, apple, apple turnover,
Strawberry, strawberry...
This "rhyme" continued
through the entire produce sec-
tion of a well -stocked supermar-
ket. It'll never win a poetry
award, but at least it wasn't sug-
gestive, or was it?
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Big bands come back
How many of you enjoyed the
music of the big bands back in
the good old days of the 1930's,
40's and 50's?
Talking of this type of music
brings back memories of the top
band leaders coming to the Lake-
view Casino in Grand Bend and
the Stork Club m Port Stanley.
For the fifth year in a row, the
city of London will be hosting
`this year the annual Royal Cana-
dian Big Band Festival.
The theme of this year's festi-
val is "Thanks for the memo-
ries".
The London festival runs from
Friday, June 30 to Sunday, July
2.
It all gets underway on June 30
at the Victoria Park bandshell
with The Phil Murphy Really Big
Band- providing the music. Ad-
, mission is free to this show and it
gets underway at 6.30 p.m.
At 8 p.m., the same night it
will be The Spitfire Band featur-
ing Jackie Rae and Micky Erbe
on the stage of Centennial Hall.
Master of ceremonies will be Al
Logic and 100 percent of the tick-
et sales will go to Parkwood
Hospital.
The Big Band Festival really
gets into high gear on Saturday,
July 1. One ticket will allow ad-
mission to Wonderland Gardens
anytime between noon and mid-
night and three bands will each
cover four hour stints for your
dancing and listening pleasure.
These bands are The Ambassa-
dors, The Little Swing Band and
The New Modemaires.
The reason for establishment of
the Big Band Festival in the first
From the
; editor's disk
by
Ross Haugh
place will provide music at Har-
ris Park Saturday evening from 8
p.m. to midnight.
In 1984, a suggestion .was
made that London would be an
ideal location to host a musical
tribute to Guy Lombardo and the
era of Swing music.
Guy Lombardo's Royal Cana-
dians will be back in Harris Park
Saturday night with free admis-
sion. In case of inclement weath-
er this part of the festival will be
moved to the London Regional
Art Gallery.
The same group will be back at
Wonderland Gardens Sunday af-
ternoon from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
as part of a Sunday brunch with
dancing.
The London Free Press will
again be presenting a spectacular
Canada Day fireworks display at
10 p.m. on the Saturday night at
the Forks of the Thames.
* * * *
A big reunion is being planned
for May 5 and 6 for Medway
High School in ArVa. This insti-
tution has educated a large num-
ber of students from Lucan and
area over the past 40 years.
Medway was buih in 1949 at a
cost of $650,000 and was hailed
at the time as a model school in
the province of Ontario. It is now
a fully composite school with a
population of 1,000 students. It
is unique in that it is the only
large school. of its type located
outside an urban centre.
The reunion kicks off with an
open house and registration at the
school on Friday evening, May
5. On Saturday, a number of
brunches will be held around the
area at which time people can get
together to meet old friends and
fellow students.
The whole reunion wraps up
Saturday night with a giant din-
ner and dance to be held in the
Canada building at Western Fair-
grounds in London. All gradu-
ates and friends of Medway are
invited to come and help celebrate
this big birthday.
Just remember the school will
be one year older than Jack Ben-
ny at 39.
Pun of the Week - Remember,
to be a good sport, one must lose
to prove it.
I do not like housework. It is
the most unrewarding of all occu-
pations. Beds made in the morn-
ing are messed up at night.
Dishes washed after one meal are
dirtied again at the next. Cleaned
windows and dust -free fumiture
never stay in that pristine state
would find an assortment of
baby outfits, female apparel from
the fashionable fifties, and some
summer shirts my husband long
since stopped asking about.
At one time I could count on
--..-"'fit's do Fudge'' the kids -dc for .rnsre. t as 4� ,•*F_:
cided. "Ya, Fudge is our favour- small children around, count on Reynold's
ite". Let's hear Fudge: 'fingerprints and nose and mouth
i.
- . lld tt-.f4,!lggaver all�.t .} �, 'v�ithin the 'hour.- -T�: .
Stephanie is having a baby. You can do housework all day,
Wrap it up in tissue paper, and nobody will notice, as every -
Send it up the elevator,t13jnwitl like it's supposed
First floor - stop, ...--.___--'Zb.E °til' '�rrrc —_—. -_
Second floor, stop... My pet peeve is ironing. l-can
Girl, boy, girl, boy...
Single, double, triple...
."Hold it!" I yelled. "That is aw-
ful. Who teaches you this stuff?"
"Everybody does it in school,
Dad."
Where have 1 been? As I said
before: "Have you listened to
your children's skipping rhymes
lately?" Maybe you'll share some
of the texts with us. If they can
be printed in a community -news-
paper.
safely pinpoint the start of my
phobia to my days as t1Th wife of
a military officer. The weekly
laundry always included'at least
eight shirts; five in airforce blue,
and three white. (Believe it or
not, I was such a good little help-
mate in those days I even ironed
my husband's jockey shorts.)
I always put off the inevitable
for as long as possible, and have
not been caught up in 30 years.
I'm sure. if I ever got to the bot-
tom of my laundry basket I
by
Yvonne
Reynolds
my mother coming to my rescue.
She used to say that nothing
made her happier than ironing.
Whenever she came to visit, I
made sure she was well supplied
with happiness. By the basket-
ful.
I have learned not to overesti-
mate my ambition. Sprinkling
clothes, then forgetting to iron
them, has resulted in many a mil-
dewed pillowcase. I've smar-
tened up. Now I put dampened
ironabies in a plastic. bag, and
store the whole lot in the freezer.
I finally ironed the latest batch,
put in three months ago, on re-
ceiving a warning from my hus-
band that the items were in dan-
ger of getting freezer bum. I
think he was just tired of using
nW. ":.s taNg m any
wrinkles as a Hollywood star be-
fore her third facelift.
I was happy iiuingi�l�e'iYes-~
ter period. You could go through
the army's obstacle course wear-
ing your designer polyester. A
short trip through a COT' ',!2S1,.
and you would look as goodas
new.
Ironing while watching a movie
was once a reasonably pleasant
way to spend an evening. Now
the plots and the language of
most arc more scorching than;
anything I could do with my ap-
pliance.
I think I've found the solution.
I'm going to trade in the steam
iron for a No. 5. See you on the
green. I'll be the one in the
wrinkled golf dress. The one
with the uncreased smile.