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Take precautions
As usual. the festive season is being
marked across the nation. and in this
particular area. by tragedies that
appear unnecessary
While hindsight is a great gift. it is
not infallible However. there are am-
ple indications that many of these
tragedies could be avoided with a little
common sense and use of the
technology designed to alleviate the
heart -break.
• Firemen sorting through the rubble
of homes tor fire victims are often
heard to lament the fact that an inex-
pensive smoke or fire detector would
have made that task unnecessary. It
may not have saved some of the proper-
ty in question. but it may well have
given the victims the few extra seconds
they needed to escape the holocaust.
Policemen sorting through wreck-
ed cars or covering bodies in ditches
are often heard to lament the fact that
a seat belt would have made that task
unnecessary. It may not have
prevented injuries. but it may have
kept them well below the fatal conse-
quences.
Why do people invite tragedy?
Was ever thus
One of the interesting. and even at
times humourous. aspects of human
foibles is to be:ieve in that which coin-
cides with what a person wants to
believe and to disbelieve those things
which are contrary to personally held
opinions or positions.
Nowhere does this idiosyncrasy pop
up more regularly than for people in-
volved in reporting. and that point was
brought home quite vividly at the Ex-
eter council session last week.
This newspaper was held up as
"proof" of what had been said in rela-
tion to a couple of items from previous
meetings.
There were those who used the
newspaper reports as evidence as to the
validity of what had been said in those
previous discussions. while those who
were disputing the claims quickly
pointed out that you can't believe
everything that's in the newspaper.
Another debate resulted in some
aspersions being cast against us that
the public had not been fully informed
of the reasoning council used to reach a
decision on the police office. although a
check of our reports indicated that the
points claimed to have been missed had
in fact been reported. it should be
pointed out that while it is our job to
report those reasons when espoused by
council members. it is not our job to
provide reasons which have in fact
not been presented.
Our biased opinion is that the park-
ing question and the reason for turning
down the town hall were reported as
presented.
However. there is every indication
that there is little value in extending
the argument. because it will be believ-
ed by those who find it satisfies their
need and will be disputed by those who
find it runs contrary to their positions.
The only surprise would be that if it
was any other way'
Teaching respect
Some time ago we wrote an
editorial urging that the go%ernment be
more careful in accepting certification
from students entering the country with
diplomas from Universities overseas. es-
pecially when the students entered
medicine or teaching professions. At
that time many of the certificates held,
meant little.
A recent article from Nev. Delhi.
India backs up this claim. in an effort to
crackdown on cheating in college ex-
aminations in northern India. police and
students have clashed and three people
were killed and 52 insured. •y six -hour
battle between police and students took
place alter examinations started and 2.-
000 students gathered outside a college.
claiming copying was their birthright.
by
SYD FLETCHER
Cadets in the high school
seem to be a thing of the past
now. There are a few schools
with voluntary cadet corps in
them yet but they are fairly
small in numbers. With the
decline in military emphasis
by the government, funds to
train students in the art of
warfare seem to be lacking.
Too, the students of today
have so many activities on
the go that they are not in-
terested in marching around
the field is an itchy uniform
Back when 1 went to high
school it was compulsory.
Once a week. every student
fin theory that is) was ex-
pected to go to a session
during our lunch hour on the
\iany had arrived carrying a text books.
The recent upsurge in cheating on
essays and examinations in the United
States and Canada should be treated
firm}% before a similar disgrace occurs.
The results of failure to teach moral
standards is becoming more apparent.
The danger of bringing in, regardless of
how high the motives are. great numbers
of immigrants whose backgrounds and
standards are very different means even
greater problems in teaching the next
generation the laws and standards upon
which the nation as built. Thai is of
course. if we want to teach them any
respect for Taws and standards. which
begins to seem in doubt.
Ridgetown Dominion
Perspectives
fundamentals of gun care,
map use, or marching in the
gymnasium. Marching now,
that was where my platoon
excelled. Hogan's Heroes or
Gomer Pyle had nothing on
us. if you've ever seen a
group of twenty boys with
forty left feet. we were the
ones. It seemed that we
could break a non-
commissioned officer into a
quivering bulk in less than
two weeks of trying to put us
through a simple right
wheel.
Occasionally it was
deliberate. Once we mar-
ched right out of the gym-
nasium, into the lobby, and
right out the main door and
were enjoying ourselves
sunning on the lawn before
the poor noncom knew what
hit him. Since he was only a
student like ourselves, there
was little he could do about
it.
Then there was the big
parade day. when all the
brass from the regular army
came down to inspect us.
Before we could appear
before them we had to be
outfitted with uniforms. Of
course there were only the
two regular army sizes - too
small or too large, so you can
imagine how impressive a
figure we cut.
Somehow we always
managed to last the day out,
trying to ignore the heat, the
itchiness from musty winter
uniforms, and the stretcher
boys who were eagerly
waiting for somebody to
faint. Somehow we even
managed to follow the orders
and stay reasonably in line
without dropping the rifle
held tightly in our sweaty
little hands.
Somehow I can't get too
excited over the absence of
army cadets in the high
schools of today.
BATT'N AROUND
with the editor
Don't let them down
'Tis the season to be jolly ... but you'd
never know it looking at some of the
faces you see in the crowds these days.
There are sour looks. haggered looks,
harried looks. worried looks and a hun-
dred and one other facial expressions
which indicate people are having trou-
ble being jolly.
Many will argue they have just cause
for not being able to enter into the joy
of the season fully. but I wonder if they
have really examined those causes and
weighed them carefully against the
many reasons tor which they should be
happy.
Some suggest this is going to be a
"lean" Christmas in view of the
economic problems many individuals
and families face. certainly there are
those within our midst who will suffer
adversities due to unemployment or
sickness.
But the majority.unfortuoatety, who
are pronouncing doom and gloom are
too often looking at what they don't
have. rather than what they do. It's
that pessimistic or envious attitude
that results in the long faces and in
most cases. it need not be.
The writei will be the first to admit
that it is difficult to see the bright side
fo things when your personal life seems
to have crumbled. but there are few
situations in which there are not
enough straws around to grasp to es-
cape the devastation if you can set your
glance on the positive.
Those positives are not the material
things in life. but the people around
you . . your family. friends and
neighbours The great thing about them
is that most of them come without anv
price tag They're among the few
things in life that are free.
Perhaps that explains why people
. tend to be reluctant to use them to their
fullest In these affluent times, we tend
to suspect anything that is free.
I've sat in on a number of meetings
where people openly admitted that the
response to their event or gift will be
better received if it has a price tag on
it, regardless of how small that price
may be. They contend that something
given in total is deemed worthless by
the recipient and is then treated in that
manner.
A Sunday school teacher reports that
when his class members were given
lesson books at go charge, they were
careless with them. However. when the
kids were asked to dive up a nickel for
the books. they placed more value on
them and looked after them with more
pride and consideration.
How sad that is. when the value of
something has to be based on a
monetary designation.
Unfortunately. that attitude extends
into some relationships on the human
level as well. Too many people have
lost the ability to give of themselves or
to accept someone else with no strings
attached.
There are those who fail to take the
time to visit the sick or shutins because
they can't think of a gift to take along
with them. They don't bother to phone
or drop in on friends or neighbours
because they think they may be busy.
They turn down invitations because
they can't afford some new fashions or
they fail to extend invitations because
that involves a lot of time and effort in
preparation.
So they miss out on the opportunity to
share in the real enjoyment of the
season and life itself.
If you're among those worring about
a "lean" Christmas. there is a prac-
Sugar and Spice
Dispe sed by Smiley
A family Christmas
It looks as though the Smileys are go-
ing to have a family Christmas this
year. for the first time in quite a few.
As I write. son Hugh is to arrive
tomorrow from Paraguay There's no
way we're going to get rid of him inside
a month.
Daughter Kim and the grandboys are
going to get out of Moosonee for Christ-
mas 11 they have to hire a dog -sled.
We are a very close-knit family. and
it should be a grand occasion. Close-
knit As in pulled together by needles.
Hugh. in his inimitable way. has
wandered from Paraguay by easy
stages. spending a few days here. a few
weeks there. He seems to have friends.
more commonly known as "marks".
all over North and South America. who
will put him up for a few days. and feed
him, for the sheer pleasure of his com-
panionship
He started out from Paraguay in
September. In October we had a letter
from Florida. saying he was staying
with friends and taking a course in
massage or something from an ancient
Japanese gentleman_ A month later he
phones from Toronto. collect. and an-
nounces his second coming. Actually.
it's about his fourth.
His mother was ready to welcome
him with open arms and a half -open
wallet. But the more he dallied and
dillied, the hotter she grew.
By the time he phoned. collect, she
had a full head of steam on, and the
conversation went something like this:
"i suppose your have no money, as
usual."
"Right. Mom."
"i don't suppose you have a winter
overcoat?"
"No. Mom."
"Well, I'm sick and tired of you kids
he's 32i coming home without a penny
and expecting to be taken in and
coddled." And more of the same. Hugh
hung up.
My wife. in an agony of guilt. prompt-
ly phoned everyone who might know
were he'd called from. No luck. Then
she called her daughter. who retorted,
"Do you want to hear another of your
children hang up on you?" And prompt-
ly did.
i was quietly watching the Grey Cup
game. and wondering why i should be
interested in a lot of burly young
Americans. smashing each other
around.
About 24 hours later. Hugh put
through another call. this time not
collect. He was sticking somebody else
tor the phone call. He knows his
mother. She apologized all' to hell. He
said, typically. "Mom. you could have
bought me a winter coat with all the
money you spend on long-distance
calls." It made her mad again, but she
couldn't help laughing.
That's what i mean. We're a close-
knit family. With needles. All I do is
hold the wool and try to stay out of
needle -range. and not always with
success.
i remember when i used to tell the
kids stories about what happened to me
in the war. They liked them better than
the usual bed -time stories and fairy
tales. Most of them were fairy tales,
come to think of it.
i can see what will happen this
Christmas. Hugh will be regaling us
with stories of swimming a barracuda -
infested river. struggling in the coils of
an anaconda. being shot at with poison-
ed blow -pipes. My wife will be wide-
eyed.
Kim will be regaling us with stories
of the tough Indian kids she's teaching,
lZ
tical suggestion. Get on the phone and
make an appointment for a visit with
one of your neighbouring senior
citizens or just pop over.
Ask that person to relate his/her ex-
periences of the Christmas as they
knew it when they were younger.You'Il
probably hear memories of heading out
to the bush to cut down a Christmas
tree and sitting down to make
decorations to foster its glow. You'll
learn that the tree was never dwarfed
by the quality or quantity of gifts which
were placed under it and that an orange
or a small hand -made toy was one of
the featured items.
As the story is related, you'll
probably be amazed to see that your
raconteur has a growing smile as
he/she recalls those memories of an
event that at best would be
meagre in in comparison to those
which most now feel necessary to truly
have a merry time.
But the thing that may amaze you
even more, is that while the gifts have
long been forgotten. there is a deep and
warm remembrance of those with
whom those Christmases were en-
joyed.
And that's what the season is all
about!
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Now that you've read this far. I'll let
you in on a little secret. The purpose of
this column was two fold. One was to
challenge you to enjoy the season to its
fullest. but equally important. to give
the writer a personal pep talk.
And damn it. I plan to enjoy this
Christmas .
To do otherwise is letting down some
very special people in your life.
who arrive spaced out. drunk or preg-
nant, and the horrors of the unreliable
taxi service into town. My wife will be
absorbed. terrified, fascinated.
The grandboys will be eating peanut -
butter and honey sandwiches all over
our brand-newly-recoverd chesterfield
suite. Their grandmother will be just
plain furious.
And i'll be sitting in a corner,
relegated to getting some more wood
for the fireplace. taking squealing,
furious Balind off to bed. and wonder-
ing when I can get in a word about the
dreadful kids I have in Grade 9 this
year. my battles with the administra-
tion, and the shrinking of my potential
pension through inflation.
In the face of all that exoticism, I'll
probably be driven to the grave. if this
happens. the turkey won't be prepared,
'cause I always do it.
There'll be rivalry in the horror
stories. Both of our children will plead
extreme poverty. demur the value of
the presents they got. and nip out to
visit friends on Christmas Eve, while
the Old Battleaxe and i make the gravy
and whip the turnips. And beat the
grandboys, if we can catch them:
Ah, but it'll be grand to have the
family together again. There's nothing
that can touch getting up on Christmas
morning, hung. and looking after the
grandboys for five hours while the
"young people" sleep till noon.
On the other hand. there just might
be. i am investigating a return ticket to
Hawaii, single. for the holiday season
If 1 left quietly. without ,fuss, and
nobody knew where i was. f could come
back on January 2. knowing full well
that my wife would have kicked the
whole mob out.
Mainstream Canada
Statscan or Statscan't?
By W. Roger Worth
"If all the pollsters and sta-
tisticians were laid end to end
it would be a good thing."
That tnessage from a mem-
ber of the Canadian Federa-
tion of independent Business
neatly sums up the public and
small business perception of
Statistics Canada, the federal
bureaucracy that keeps statis-
tics on anything and every-
thing in Canadian life.
Naturally, it costs tens of
millions of dollars to support
Statscan's craving to expand
the massive Ottawa mill that
spits out numbers like auto
workers on a production line
churn out cars.
Which might be okay, if
Stalscan's computations were
accurate. As it stands, Stats -
can has become Statscan't.
Roger Worth is Director,
Public Affairs.
Canadian Federation of
independent Business.
Consider some examples
of the horrendous errors that
have resulted because Statscan
accepts whatever figures its
computers turn out, without
anyone wondering whether
they make any common sense.
* Recently, Statscan
"found" $800 million which
had been missing from Cana-
da's important trade figures
for 18 months. An oil com-
pany had failed to report its
exports. Even repeated warn-
ings, over a year, that its fig-
ures were incorrect didn't stir
an interest among the folks at
the statistical palace in Ottawa.
Finally, Stalscan "revised"
its trade figures to include the
$800 million. "fhe government
agency didn't accept responsi-
bility for the tremendous goof.
*An Ottawa official has
admitted that a 510 tnillion
Statscan labor market survey
is "nothing hut garbage."
After eight long years, the
agency is finally considering
scrapping the useless project.
What's important to note
is that Canadian businesses
were forced to waste their lime
filling out 80,000 forms for
the sun ey, some of them 20-30
pages long. Contending with
Stalsean paperwork has be-
come a major problem for
business, particularly small
and medium-sized firms.
* Statscan's biggest goof,
relating to population census
figures, occurred several years
ago. It's statistics showed that
of Canada's Indian and Eski-
mo population, 95 had Chi-
nese as their mother longue,
80 Croatian, 150 Czech and
Slovak, 135 Gaelic, 410 Ger-
man, 95 Polish and 40 Greek.
Statscan also produces the
monthly unemployment and
consumer price index figures
that play such an important
role in Canadian politics.
There is little wonder, con-
sidering the horrendous mis-
takes, that the government
will appoint management
consultants to investigate the
agency.
Turning Statscan't around
won't be easy.
a oAgn memory lane
55 Years Ago
Fred Cornish has moved
into the residence at the rear
of the store on the Lake
Road, Exeter North.
Mr. E.O. Penhale has
disposed of his 50 acre farm
in Stephen Township to Mr.
Ben Makins of the same
township.
James Foote left Monday
morning for Detroit where
he has accepted a position as
Motor mechanic with the
city fire department.
30 Years Ago
Reeve A.J. Sweitzer en-
tertained the members of the
council, the town officials at
a turkey banquet at Monetta
Menards' following the final
meeting of council Thursday
evening.
The focal staff of the Bell
Telephone Co. held a
Christmas party last
Thursday evening starting
with a turkey banquet at
Monetta Menard's and
concluding with dancing.
The students of journalism
at the University of Western
Ontario staged their annual
Christmas banquet Thur-
sday evening, it was at-
tended by over 125. Don
Southcott is president of the
Journalism Press Club.
20 Years Ago
Mrs. Gerald Godbolt was
elected president of the
Women's Federation of
James Street United Church.
Mrs. Labana Hodgins was
elected president of Trivitt
Memorial Women's
Auxiliary. .ti.
The CGIT of James Street
United Church went carol -
singing at the hospital, two
nursing homes and at many
homes where there were
shut-ins.
15 Years Ago
Robel't I. McDowell,
Exeter was promoted to the
rank of Squadron Leader this
week. He now heads the
Armament Training Section
of Central Officers School
replacing SrL.R.R. Waters.
C.V. Laughton, Q.C., of
Bell and Laughton, Exeter
has been named one of
Lambton County's
representatives to the Forest
District High School Board
and Assistant Crown
Attorney for Huron County.
The Huron -Perth district
of the Ontario Bean Growers
Marketing Board elected
their directors at the annual
meeting in Zurich last week.
Those elected were: Robert
Allan, Brucefield; Fergus
Turnbull, RR 1 Dashwood;
present chairman of the
Ontario Board, Charles Rau,
RR 2, Zurich; Winston
Shapton, RR 1, Exeter; Alice
McBeath, Kippen; and
Harvey Taylor, RR 3,
Clinton.
Dear Editor:
Once upon a time a person
borrowed from his nextdoor
neighbour a rather large pot.
Some time passed and the
neighbour asked for his pot
back. The borrower , prior to
returning the pot put a
smaller pot inside the larger
borrowed pot and returned
it. Upon receiving his pot,
the owner exclaimed that he
had only lent him the larger
and not the smaller. But the
borrower explained that the
larger pot had had a BABY.
The owner accepted and the
borrower went his way.
Some time later, the
borrower asked for the loan
of the pot again and it was
granted. After much time
the lender asked for the
return of his pot, but the
borrower said he couldn't as
it had DIED. But that's
absurd exclaimed the lender
with rage.
The matter was taken to
court and the judge ex-
plained that if the lender
could accept that the pot
could have a BABY, then he
must accept the fact that it
could DIE.
If you think this is a pretty
funny story, it gets funnier.
Now we are upon the time
when the PEOPLE OF
VANASTRA, because they
are not an incorporated
village cannot own property,
but can own a debenture to
pay for that property. It gets
funnier.
Not only do they not own it
and pay for it, but they have
no control over it and pay for
it. They suffer all manner of
manipulations from the
controllers and pay for it and
are liable to pay for it and
pay for it and pay for it. They
do not have reasonable
access to it as it was bought
by them for their purposes
and they still pay for it. it is
being used not only by the
people from the county but
only the people of Vanastra
pay for it.
If Vanastra can own a
debenture, it can own the
property. if Vanastra can't
own property, it shouldn't
own the debenture.
C. Mazmanian
Vanastra
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