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Prayer for Unity
During almost every week of the year,
some group or organization is being rec-
ognized with a special week and this com-
ing week is no exception.
This week at least two recognitions are
taking place that we know of and both are
well deserved.
They are Week of Prayer for Christian
Unity and Victorian rder of Nurses
Week.
Not much needs to a said about the
need for Christian Unity not only in our
communities and in Canada, but through-
out the world.
Much fuss is made about wars, terror-
ism attacks and other acts of aggression in
foreign countries, but we can start right
at homein trying to bring about unity in
the Christian faith.
A good way to begin would be for each
and every one of us to attend the church
of our choice each Sunday.There are
more than 40 churches of all denomina-
tions in the coverage area of the T -A. and
we are almost certain in saying very few
have overflow attendances. In fact, many
are probably less than half full.
This special week is set aside each year
by many Christian communities through-
out the world to rejoice in the fellowship
of their common faith and to pray for in-
creased understanding and determination
to work together in expressing their
Christian Unity.
The local recognition of Prayer for
Christian Unity will be held Sunday af-
ternoon at 2.30 p.m. at Trivitt Anglican
Church in Exeter.
Turning to the other special week,.the
Perth -Huron branch of the Victorian Or-
der of Nurses was established in 1908 to
care for patients and families in the two
counties.
VON believes everyone has the right to
comprehensive and compassionate health
care. This includes a commitment to en-
sure that whenever possible, appropriate
care is provided to allow people to re-
main in familiar surroundings of their
own homes.
The Perth -Huron branch provides es-
sential and emergency nursing service 24
hours a day, seven days a week. The of-
fice for this area is located at 52 Huron
street in Clinton.
Keep it charming
Only a week ago, residents of Prince
Edward Island voted in favour of build-
ing a transportation link between the Ca-
nadian mainland and their island.
The vote was far from being over-
whelming, so it appears many of the resi-
dents have their doubts. It's probably
those with their roots there for a long
time that are not sure the change is neces-
sary.
This proposed fixed link would bring
extefisive change to the island. It would
bring Prince Edward Islanders within a
15 minute drive to New Brunswick.
Now it takes almost an hour by ferry.
The trip isn't the problem in itself. It's
the frustration of long lines of waiting to
get space on a ferry.
A trip of only 15 minutes would mean
more mainlanders will head over on cas-
ual trips •and more islanders going the
other way for business, pleasure and
shopping.
On the positive side, the new link
by Ross Haugh
.would certainly boost the island's econo-
my. It would bring more tourism across
the Northumberland Strait and also im-
prove shipping for island products.
Those opposed to the link are con-
cerned about how the extra tourists will
affect their quiet way of life and possibly
the ecological effects brought on by
man-made structures in the waterway.
For generations this probable hook-up
with the mainland has been talked about,
but now with a 60-40 vote in favour the
discussions may take on a different fo-
cus.
We have never visited Prince Edward
Island, but we understand it is a relaxing
and charming place to visit and is inhab-
ited by friendly and warm hearted pople.
It would be a shame if increased num-
ber of tourists and over -
commercialization would affect the
quiet and homey tradition for which
Prince Edward Island is famous.
by Ross Haugh
Can do without garbage
The other night we went to sec
a movie called "Three Men and a
Baby". This is a light-hearted
comedy which sets up the situa-
tion where three confirmed bach-
elors suddenly find themselves
stuck with a small baby for an
indefinite period of time.
I'd like to `make a couple of ob-
servations which I fliadc about
this movie and the trends which 1
hope are happening.
First off. 0no of-
fensivc Lir, 1. 11( and
110 ,`ht C!. CS.
The (' rector . ' . / set up a
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very funny situa, n
the audience laugh and laugh and
laugh some more. I hope that this
is a trend. Personally 1 am sick of
• turning on the television and sce-
ingmore blood and gore and; ob-
scenities than Carter has liver
pills.
Secondly, it was interesting to
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sec the long line up of people
who were paying $5.00 each to
sec a movie which didn't contain
any of the above mentioned
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Syd
Fletcher
things. That indicates to me that
other people are also feeling the
same way as I am about the gar-
bage which is infesting the tube.
In Ann Landers the other day, I
noticed that a Grade 5 teacher had
asked her children what they
hopcd to do on Hallowe'en. A
large number of them commented
that they wanted to "kill some-
body",. Now I ask you where
they got that idca. These are nine
and ten year-olds, remember.
I think that the answer is fairly
obvious. They watch movies
such as "Hallowe'en" and
\ ' 't". Do they watch them
the `lea,: -0 Of course not.
1'() Tn i 'k t, m up for $.99 at
the loL..t , idco store or simply
watch them on scheduled TV pro-
grams.
Parents, in most cases,
wouldn't take their children to see
such junk, but will let them rent
' movies without even looking at
the labels. It seems like a cheap
way of baby-sitting the young-
sters, but believe me it will cost
in the end.
What I am hoping for/though,
as I started out to say, is that
there is a reversal in trend toward
a better set of values, and that
people are beginning to demand
higher standards in their enter-
tainment world.
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Build your own town
Did you ever dream about be-
ing the mayor of a town and
have complete control?
It can happen .Only one way
do to do it. Build your own
town and take over all of the im-
portant jobs such as mayor, po-
lice chief, hotel keeper,etc.
This may sound ridiculous,
but it has happened and in Cana-
da. Pity, you say.
At the moment there is such a
one-man town known as Em -Te
Town in Alberta about 100
miles north of Edmonton.
Leonard Mohr, a 60 year-old
carpenter is the sole owner of
the town. He built,
it on his
property with a chainsaw, ham-
mer and nails over the past self -
en years.
He has built 20 wooden build-
ings in two rows facing each
other across a narrow street
From the
editor's disk
by
Ross Haugh
lined with board sidewalks and
hitching posts.There have'been
mock gunfights on main street
and two real weddings.
Mohr explains the, idea of his
town this way, "I guess I want-
ed to build a town. I could never
be the mayor of any other town,
so I guess I had to build one.1
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guess 1 am a dreamer."
The town includes a saloon,
hotel, general store, bank, a
combined sheriff's office-
jailhouse, barber shop, black-
smith shop, buggy shed, a
couple of one -room cabins, two
livery stables and Mohr's own
cozy log cabin.
He is currently doing interior
arpentry on a two-storey bank
building and a two-storey hotel
which will have four upstairs -
!bedrooms and a downstairs din-
ing room where coffee and
doughnuts will be served next
summer.
Next will be a church if he can
find a bell and Mohr is also
thinking of a school if donations
continue to come in.
Fast -forward it, Daddy!
The kids and I were returning
from a trip to the library last
Saturday, and we were all singing
along to some snappy music over
the car radio. Everybody was
feeling happy, but the station had
to break for a string of
commercials. "Fast -forward it,
Daddy," Stephanie said, and I had
to set her straight: "This isn't a
VCR, Stephanie. It's a radio, not
a tape. You can't fast -forward the
radio.
And it occurred to me that it
would be marvellous :f we could.
Fast -forward everything, 1 mean.
Not only videotapes, but
everything we find as.tedious as
commercials.
I propose this as a challenge to
our engineers and microsystem
designers: invent a gadget with
which we can fast -forward
whatever annoys us. So perhaps
in the year 1998 I can go to my
dentist (if I have any teeth left by
then) and face the drill with
indifference because the moment
it begins to be in the slightest bit
uncomfortable, I can press the
FF -button, and presto — it's ten
minutes later, and Dr. Anderson iS
already figuring out the bill.
I'll go to my super -automated
financial institution to withdraw
some cash (if I still need it by
then), and I won't care how long
the line-up is because I can zap
the fast -forward button, and I'm
the next to be served.
Of course, this will work for
you too. The FF will hurry you
through the rough parts of.life in
a, jiffy,' while allowing ,cou to
savour the good parts at your
leisure. And maybe we coulcj;have
a "pause" button, too. And' what
about a "rewind" — you must
admit that a "rewind" capability
would be fun.
1 can see it now: folks in the
future may wear wrist -watches
with these controls built in: Pain,
frustration, all inconveniences of
any kind can be stopped on
demand. Pleasure and ecstasy will
be the order of the day — until
the "viewers" become bored.
Saturated with all the bliss, they
will let life'continue until another
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incident, occurs that must be fast
forwarded.
Wouldn't you like to have
those controls now? Children and
teenagers would probably lean
heavily IV" e fast -forward
button. "1 can't it to grow up",
Stephanie tells me. she had the
FF., she wouldn't have to play
"mother", she could be one. 'If
only I were out of school yet',
kids in grade 8 tell mn. With the
FF they could be filling out
forms at Employment Canada five
years before their time.
Newly married couples — or
whatever the equivalent thereof
will be called in.the year 1998 —
will be able to press the "hold"
button as long as they can stand
it, to prolong their honeymoon:
And as long as there is no
mechanical breakdown, they can
FF to their first car, their first
child, their first home, jumping
over all the obstacles- we had to
face.
But the older people get, the
more heavily they will rely on the
"rewind" button, especially the
"fast rewind". Oh, if only we had
it now! Zap! Back to the good old
days, the days of wine and roses.
Zap! Back to the golden days,
fmitfui with golden deeds.
And when the man with the
scythe comes, how we will be
able to fool him! "Get lost!" we'll
tell him, and zzzap! the FR
button will take us back to
wherever we feel we want to go.
UrItil we have relived our lives so
often that we finally allow the
Reaper to throw his cloak over
us. Even the best program must
come to an end.
On the other hand, perhaps I
should tell Stephanie that life is
not a video casscue recorder. This
may be one of my responsibilities
as a parent. "It isn't fair," she'll
object, as she always does when
something doesn't go her way.
And my answer will be: "No, life
isn't fair, it isn't meant to be fair.
People must try to be fair. But
life is full of nasty surprises, and
there is no easy way out — no
buttons to push."
1 suppose our kids aren't going
to have atfy more problems
because they grow up with TV
and VCR than we had because of
movies and radio. My generation
had to learn — often the hard way
— that the silver screen was not
exactly the best role model for
dealing with relationships and a
lousy preparation for life in
general. Most of us eventually
managed to distinguish between
fact and fiction, and I hope our
kids will, too. But as parents we
may as well realize it: our
children are dealing with some
pretty sophisticated concepts of
time and space.
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