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Times -Advocate, October 7, 1987
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Point is lacking
The people of Ontario are up in arms
over the bilingualism debate. The
Alliance for the Preservation of English
in Canada (APEC) is claiming that the
jobs and culture of English speaking
Canadians will be threatened while the
other side says that French which is in
our history and throughout our culture is
what makes us more cosmopolitan than
our neighbours to the south.
At the heart of the controversy is
legislation passed last November - with
support of all three parties in Ontario's
legislature. Known as Bill 8, the new
French Language Services Act
guarantees francophonesjn areas with a
significant French-speaking minority the
right to receive services in . their own
language at hospitals, liquor stores and
other provincially operated institutions
by 1989. (French is already an official
language in Ontario's courts and educa-
tion system) .
APEC is now lobbying for repeal of the
bill. The organization which claims 7,000
members nationwide, most of them in
Ontario - says that extending French ser-
vices is a costly and unnecessary step in
a province that is 95 percent anglophone.
And it maintains that the bill will prevent
unilingual anglophones from getting
government jobs.
APEC's point seems to be lacking. It
looks like they are the only ones who
don't know that English is universally
spoken; is a better business language
than any other, is flexible and adaptable.
What else can one say to these poor peo-
ple to assure them that English will never
be threatened in this country, or in the
world, for that matter?
Mitchell Advocate
Waste of money
Antique furniture, pine plank floors,
comfortable beds, delicious food, and a
cozy fire all contribute to the perfect
getaway anytime of the year."
That's how Bayfield's Little Inn
describes itself in a promotional
brochure. And the description is no ex-
aggeration. The 19th century Inn, nestl-
ed in a picturesque village on Lake
Huron, is an ideal setting for a retreat.
Many local residents know this because
they've been there. They've also paid
their own way.
Which brings us to Lambton County
Board of Education's controversial deci-
sion to spend an estimated $3,000 in tax-
payers' money in order to hold a two-day
"workshop" at the Inn.
Put simply, the trip is a waste of
money. Trustee Bill McLean has correct-
ly pointed out that the board can draw up
its objective`( the official reason given for
the outing) in its own board room on
Wellington Street in Sarnia. Besides that,
the objectives of the board seem relative-
ly clear to anyone applying any common
sense. Trustees should be striving to pro-
vide the best possible education at the
least possible cost. You don't have to go
to an old Coaching Inn to figure that one
out.
During times of economic restraint,
trustees must not only act responsibly
with taxapayers' money, they must be
SEEN to be acting responsibly. And they
can't do that while devouring rack of -
lamb at one of Ontario's finest country
Inns. Sarnia Gazette
Not pleasant - but true
A farmer friend of mine was
filling his silo with corn a couple
of weeks ago. The machinery at
the top of the silo broke down so
he went up to work on it. After
working up there for a few
minutes he called down to a cou-
ple of men down below and said
that there wasn't much air up
there. They thought he was wind-
ed from climbing up the ladder
but when they saw a brown gas
coming out of the silo called up to
him to get out in a hurry.
When he got down he was
violently ill but recovered in a
few hours.
He was extremely fortunate to
have gotten out when he did.
Other farmers haven't been quite
so lucky.
Farm fatalities in 1987 are up
by 50 per cent from the first six
months of last year. In many
By the
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cases the accidents could have
been prevented by a little more
caution.
In one case a victim fell head
first from an aluminum ladder
which was leaning against a
grain bin.
In another a man was opening
the tailgate of a truck. It rolled
backward pinning him against
another truck.
A child was a passenger in a
tractor cab. The cab door open-
ed when the tractor hit a series of
bumps. The victim fell from the
tractor and was run over by its
rear wheel.
A man using a chain saw to
take a limb off a tree. The saw
kicked back and struck the vic-
tim in the throat.
A tree which was being felled
was attached to a tractor by a
rope and three lengths of chain.
As the tractor was pulling, a
chain broke and struck the victim
in the face and chest.
Not very pleasant facts, but
nonetheless true. Let's take time
to be careful.
Hear about former pastor
In our column this week we will
touch on three'subjects. At least
that's our intention as we ap-
proach the typewriter keys
without any mention of surrogate
motherhood which was covered
so precisely by one of our cohorts
last week.
We had the privilege of cover-
ing the annual regional meeting
of the Huron -Perth Presbytery
United Church Women in Grand
Bend, Tuesday night.
The guest speaker was Rev.
Don Irwin of the New Hamburg
United Church. In addition to tak-
ing his picture with some of the
ladies in charge we asked if that
was the church that was at one
time Evangelical.
His answer was yes and we
then said we were originally
members of the Evangelical
churches in Dashwood and
Crediton. At this point his wife in-
tervened saying, "Oh, my
brother once preached at
Crediton".
It turns out her brother is Rev.
J.V. Dahms who was one of the
ministers at our wedding away
back in 1951.
For anyone in the area in-
terested Rev. Dahms is still go-
ing strong as a minister and pro-
fessor of theology in Regina,
Saskatchewan.
Rev. Irwin and his wife Alice
are no strangers to this area. At
one time he was chaplain at the
Ipperwash Army Camp and the
couple resided in Grand Bend.
They are related to Ned and Vera
Armstrong and good friends of
the Godbolt family.
The Irwins spent something
like 25 years as missionaries in
Korea before coming back to
Canada and returning to the
ministry.
* * * *
When this is being written the
Toronto Blue Jays and the
Detroit Tigers are engaged in a
real battle for the American
by
Ross Haugh
baseball league eastern division
championship.
Regardless of the outcome the
Blue Jays were winners in one
category and that was in atten-
dance figures. The Jays with one
of the worst stadiums as far as
watching a ballgame is concern-
ed are far ahead of the other
eastern teams in drawing
customers to the old ball yard.
The Jays with a record atten-
dance of 2,778,459 outdistance the
Tigers by almost a million fans.
There are acouple of reasons
for the small crowds at Tiger
Stadium and owner Tom
Monahan is responsible for one of
them.
Monahan in addition to owning
the baseball club and Domino's
Pizza is also the top shareholder
in PASS, the Detroit cable televi-
sion station which carries many
of the Tiger games.
It's already rumoured that the
number of games to be aired on
PASS next season will be
drastically cut because of the ef-
feet on Tiger Stadium
attendance.
* * * * *
For any sports fans in this area
with asatellitedish this station is
a boon with not only coverage of
baseball games, but they also
carry many of the Red Wings
hockey contests and the Detroit
Pistons in basketball.
The other reason for the V'
decrease in attendance appears
to stem from the team's poor
start and although they have
come alive since the all star
break, the fans haven't respond-
ed as one would think they should
with a pennant contender.
* * * * * *
The next topic came up with
sort of simultaneous news
announcements.
The first was a press release
from the Ontario Federation of
Anglers and Hunters regarding
the importance of firearms being
locked up when not in use by
hunters in the province of
Ontario.
The release .reminds us that
every year careless storage of
firearms is a factor in many
accidents.
At about the same time the
state of Florida has changed their
gun carrying rules. Their present
law of requiring everyone carry-
ing a concealed weapon to carry
a permit of licence will continue.
Here's where the ridiculous
part comes in. Anyone carrying
a gun out in the open can do so
without a permit. That means
that anyone with a record of men-
tal incompetence can carry
weapons as long as they are
readily visible.
Sounds like a lot of nonsense.
Happy Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day! to
be honest, maybe we should real-
ly say: Happy Turkey Day!
I. know it sounds very
zoological, but it's true: for many
people, the centre of attention
and attraction on this statutory
holiday in October is Big Bird.
How many hours are spent by the
average housewife - or househus-
band - selecting, purchasing,
preparing, stuffing, roasting,
basting, checking, worrying over,
decorating and finally serving
and devouring a fine specimen of
Meleagris gallipavo, and how
many minutes does that same
person - or anybody else in the
household - spend during that
same period giving thanks?
My guess is that - not even
counting the cleanup - the
average ratio is about 6 hours of
turkey to 3 minutes of thanksgiv-
ing. And a lot of. the thanks may
be directed to the turkey on the
table or to the cook.
There is something definitely
mythological about this huge
dead bird being placed in front of
the carver. And what about the
blood -red cranberries? I have a
suspicion that what Canadians
are really celebrating is a ritual
of sacrifice. The turkey becomes
a symbol for something - and I
wonder what it could be.
A family waiting for the turkey
to be carved up is like the crowd
PETER'S
POINT
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in a Spanish arena waiting for the
Matador to deliver the fatal stab
to El Toro. Or like the Paris mob
awaiting the execution by
guillotine .of King Louis XVI. .
There is absolute silence and
glowing anticipation just before
the knife goes in. And then all hell
breaks loose. That turkey isn't
eaten, it is devoured, ravished,
annihilated. We become savages,
immolating our victim, our
sacrificial fowl.
Strange, isn't it, that we don't
respect turkeys very much on a
year-round basis? In fact,
turkeys are among our most
flagrantly discriminated birds.
To call somebody a turkey isn't
exactly a compliment,- is it?
We're not offended when so-
meone compares us to an eagle
(eagle-eyed), a nightingale (it
proves we can sing) or a dove (it
shows how peace -loving we are).
We don't mind being called as
wise as an owl or as swift as a
swallow. "My littlechickadee" is
a term of endear rnent.
So why is it that we call a movie
or play that bombed, a turkey?
Why does Alexander call his
sister a turkey, and why does she
break out in tears when he does?
And yet, bn Thanksgiving Day,
we worship the very species we
ridicule at other times.
I wouldn't be surprised if we
did it to atone for our sins against
this splendid, gentle, innocent
stout, majestic Canadian bird
that endures all this malicious
slander without raising a single
gobble in its defence.
And if you think this is all so
much gobbleygook, or if you don't
get Peter's piont, you're a turkey.