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Numbers increase
He who hesitates is lost!
That's most appropriate for those
who failed to act quickly to send off an
appropriate card or gift to salute the
birth of the world's five billionth baby.
If you just got around to it today then
there's a suggestion that all those born
since July 11 when all those zeros got put
up should at least receive a token gift or
card.
Before you resolve to make amends
it should be noted that most experts
claim there have been about 2.2 million
more added to the population since that
historical birth 10 days ago.
Don't delay in getting out to get a
card or gift, or you'll miss the six billion
birth as well.
Those figures may be incomprehen-
sible, but if you call in some friends and
open some beers for a barbecue, you'll
get some idea as you watch the black
bugs swarm in.
Hardly a bold step
The passenger railway executives
have boldly announced a new scheme to
give prospective customers some
assurance of arriving on time.
They have started a policy whereby
those who arrive late will be given a 50
percent decrease on their next ticket.
That all sounds very businsesslike
Ind people may rush out and consider
that all the railway scheduling woes have
been quickly ended by such a guaranteed
delivery.
In reality, there is nothing
guaranteed about it, and the only com-
pensation for being delayed inordinate-
ly is that a customer must head back for
more punishment to collect. Many will
not take a second chance if they have im-
portant deadlines.
If the railway bosses really want to
prove that they have faith in their lines,
they should give customers a 50 percent
rebate on the initial journey that fails to
meet the test. The alternative is a total-
ly free ticket in a comparable amount if
passengers have been victimized.
Room for improvement
It's a little frightening that the death
of 1,102 people in Ontario is considered
as an improvement in statistics on the
highways. But that was the total in 1986
and marks a reduction of 7.5 percent over
1985 and is the lowest since 1954 when
there were 1,045.
Transportation and communications
minister Ed Fulton said he was "en-
couraged" by the decline and commend-
ed motorists for taking a more responsi-
ble attitude towards driving.
A more appropriate comment in
releasing his statistics is that people
must continue to strive towards improv-
ing the situation.
Certainly, those who read only the
figures and were not directly involved in
the loss of close friends or acquaintances,
will be encouraged by the decline in
deaths, but it probably won't be much
consolation for those who suffered losses.
That's what motorists need to
remember. Changing one's habits after
a fatality is too late. Saving a couple of
seconds by taking a chance can eliminate
the seconds left available in a lifetime.
Think about -it and don't cheer too
loudly for the improvement in accident
statistics in general, although your safe
driving record should be lauded.
It should, however, be remembered
that only a 100 percent improvement is
the ultimate goal.
Highly recommend drip
Two or three weeks ago my
family and I went to Nashville.
Tennessee, to see Grand 01' ()pry
to be more exact. Other than that
we didn't make any specific
plans. What we didn't realize is
that the Grand 01' Opry which us-
ed to be in a much smaller
building in the heart of Nashville,
is only part of a much Nigger
complex called OpryLand, USA.
a theme park such as Canada's
Wonderland. Its primary focus is
music but not just country music.
There are fourteen different
musical productions scattered
around the grounds ranging from
country bluegrass to gospel to
Broadway -style revues.
Whatever type of music you en-
joy you can find it in this park, if
you have time, that is. Since
there are 14 of these shows to be
seen, and each one of them lasts
upwards of twenty-five minutes,
it's impossible to see them all in
one day.
The entrance pass ($16.95 U.S.)
which you purchase on coming
into the park can, be stamped to
allow you to return for two more
days, an option which a person is
well advised to take. The pass in-
cludes all of the rides for as many
times as you want to go on them,
certainly a pleasant alternative
By the
Way
by
Fletcher
when you have ride -loving
children, and almost all of the
musical presentations. The two
major exceptions are Grand 01'
Opry itself and a Broadway -style
show which both require separate
tickets. Both of these two produc-
tions are well worth the money.
The grounds are spotless and
the workers friendly, very friend-
ly I might add. I'll give you an ex-
ample. At one of these games
where you throw a dime on a star
I asked the attendant out of
curiosity, how many prizes had.
been won that day. I thought at
first he was ignoring me but he
actually went over to his little
book, added up a long column of
figures, then came back to tell
me exactly how many prizes had
gone out on his shift. A small
thing 'perhaps, but a typical.at-
titude of the young people on the
grounds.
Although there were large
crowds at Opryland the grounds
never seemed to have that op-
pressive shut-in feeling that
many midways have. There are
, hundreds of trees spread around
the place to break the heat of the
sun and most of the buildings are
air-conditioned.
Driving time down to Nashville
is about 10-11 hours. You can
travel on freeways right to the en-
trance of OpryLand. Motels are
plentiful but I would recommend
making reservations, especially
on the weekends as the motels
seemed to be chock-full.
I can highly recommerrl the
trip dawn -there.
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The writer was among those on
staff who called on area township
reeves for some answering com-
ments regarding those made
recently by the five county
mayors, and in particular Bruce
Shaw.
Although those of us in this
business often find that people
don't mince any words in venting
their frustrations or feelings, it
was interesting in these cases
that the township henchmen had
some well -aimed arguments and
they really relished hitting on a
few points that put Bruce tor
tried to) in his place in the cur-
rent urban/rural difficulties.
Before proceeding farther, it
should be noted that most reeves
were in good spirits and were not
vindictive, and I have this suspi-
cion that they enjoyed a few
belly -laughs when they met up
with Exeter's top dog to carry on
the debates.
That's not to suggest that none
attempts to score some points as
the municipalities deal with such
a diverse list of topics as recrea-
tion, fire pacts, planning issues,
landfill sites, libraries, etc., etc.
What should be remembered,
or perhaps just even found out, by
ratepayers in the various
municipalities, is that all elected
officials have some very heavy
plates these dates. Most are pay-
ing attention to that, and even
those not, have some stark
reminders from the debates com-
ing at them from all sides.
A call for secession may be a
little too drastic, but it did make
a few heads sit up and take
notice. Equally important is that
it brought comments from the
area reeves why that may not be
very good and hopefully will help
them all embark on further
points to ponder as to why all
municipalities need each other to
succeed to their potential.
* * * * *
It probably comes a bit surpris-
ing for town citizens to be
reminded that the three
neighboring townships provide
them with water, sewage disosal,
a garbage dump and jobs. They
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probably don't have as much con-
trol over those four mainstays as
they would like to enable them to
play the games with some aces
up their sleeves, but they do em-
phasis that planning.a moat.could
present some serious
ramifications.
Even as a figure of speech,
without putting the backhoe to
the test, could also be a detriment
to the community in the area of
business as outlined by the
township representatives. If
you've got time on your hands,
you may be able to extend the list
beyond that outlined.
Town citizens could probably
come up with an equally im-
pressive list, although they
should not be allowed to include
such things as the hospital, high
school and to an extent the rec
centre, swimming pool and curl-
ing rink which were contributed
towards by their rural cousins in
a direct manner.
The reality is that communities
are no longer as self -viable as
they were in the developing days
of decades ago. For various
reasons, some have survived
and expanded, while others have
almost totally disappeared with
the exception of memories. The
contributing factors can be
geography, natural resources
and several others, but perhaps
the greatest influence is that of
leadership with some accompa-
nying element of luck.
* * * * *
Leadership, when given in a
positive and enthusiastic ways
can help overcome some short-
falls. By the same token, when
those in leadership positions are
seen as being negative or lacking
in enthusiasm, they can do more
harm than good. Those around
them soon tire of banging their
heads against the proverbial
walls and withdraw.
It should be noted that inter-
municipal affairs operate in a
similar manner, but it may be on
the dangerous side to classify
them as urban and rural,
especially only in matters where
they have differences.
Perhaps the area officials
should be looking at topics that
they can discuss for mutual in-
terests on a periodic basis so they
scan get together with a common
goal and not one that is bound to
separate them.
The diversions may not only
prove profitable in themselves,
but they could make it a little
easier to get together when they
know they face some differences.
Hate the lineups
One thing I truly hate is stan-
ding in line. I consider it a waste
of time, and I avoid lineups
whenever I can. I'd rather go
without most of the things you
have to queue up for these days
than spending precious minutes
of my life waiting for the folks in
front of me to move on.
But I have not yet learned how
to get along without money. Stan-
ding in a lineup at my bank used
to be one of my regular frustra-
tions. Until my bank introduced
Automated Banking Machines.
Ng more payday blues fpr me.
I'd avoid the bank altogether,
drive up to a money machine in
the suburbs and do my banking
by pushing buttons. What a ter-
rific idea!
That went well for about six
months or so. Then one day, when
I was down to about ten bucks in
my wallet, I went to the shopping
centre to order me a fresh supp-
ly of brand-new tens and twenties
that seem to come straight from
the press.
But to my surprise a sign
said: "Sorry, out of service". Not
to worry, though. There were
other machines, and I picked the
nearest one, a mere ten-minute
drive away. A small
inconvenience.
About three weeks later I hap-
pened to be low again. As usual,
I whipped out my little plastic
friend to conjure up some dough.
But my hokus pokus didn't work.
Another sign said: "Due to a
computer breakdown all
machines are temporarily out of
order. Please go to any branch of
the.... bank". At 5 p.m. on a
Wednesday? Not a chance. For-
tunately I was able to limp all the
way to a gas station, where they
accept another piece of plastic I
happen to carry with me for just
such an emergency. Close call.
But the real trouble started on
the Friday before the July 1
weekend. On my way home I was
going to deposit a government
Cheque I had just received and
take out a hundred dollars in cash
that would last me until Monday.
PETER'S
POINT
•
I filled out the deposit slip, en-
dorsed my cheque, and placed
both in the special envelope. As
usual, the friendly banking
machine - this time in perfect
working order - was happy to see
me.
"Bello, Peter Hesse!, welcome
to Automatic Banking! What
would you like to do, make 'a
deposit, check your balance, or
none of the above?"
"Cut out the nonsense," I said.
1 was in a had mood and in a
hurry to get home. I often chat
with the computer a bit, just to
find out what's on the menu. But
it was too hot for chit chat now.
I pushed the button for
"deposit", punched in the
amount, and placed the envelope
with my hard-earned money into
the appropriate slot.
"Thanks", said the polite com-
puter. "Do you want to do any
more banking?"
"You het," I said. "Give me
hack a hundred dollars in cash."
"Nix,"'said the machine.
"What do you mean?" I
shouted, "I just gave you my ear-
nings for two weeks of labour.
Give me back my money!"
"I can't do that" said the
computer.
"Listen, you dumb piece of
electronic junk. This is me, Peter
Ilessel. Don't your remember? I
just gave you a whole pile of
money, and now I'd like some of
it in cash. What's the matter with
you?"
"Please, consult your bank"
"You are my bank! Give me
my money!" I was getting
hysterical, and the people behind
me were whispering and ex-
changing looks. Was I an.
embezzler or just a deadbeat?
My bank, I mean my real bank,
was closed. Here I was without
my cheque, with about ten dollars
in my pocket, facing a long
weekend without cash.
I had no idea what could have
gone wrong. flat in hand I bor-
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