Times-Advocate, 1987-02-11, Page 4'Pogo 4
Times -Advocate, February 11, 1987
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Some good signs
Motorists -proceeding along Highway
4 in the area around Lucan and to the
south have probably noticed some new
road signs that have been erected by the
ministry of transportation and
communications.
The signs are noteworthy because
they are noti and can be seen by
drivers fro a con iderable distance.
They replace th e minute indicators
that previously marked the various
sideroads and concessions along the
highway that were a hazard in that it was
almost necessary to stop beside the sign
to see whether it indicated the road for
-which a motorist was searching. Com-
pounding the problem was that many of
the concession signs were also in Roman
numerals which made them almost as
confusing to some as the new ..metric
system. to which they are subjected.
Indications are that the change to the
new, brighter, larger signs will continue
and the ministry. should be commended
for replacing those which were obvious-
ly intended for travellers who were -mov-
ing at the speed of the old horse and
buggy era.
Makes -work, rpt sense
The value received for many of the
tax dollars spent on make-work schemes
is often questioned and unfortunately
there are enough examples brought to
light to completely over- shadow and
diminish those which do retuo some
dividends on the investment.
Canadians have every right to be
totally dismayed over a report recently
submitted by six unemployed women in
Vancouver who _were paid from the
federal treasury ',for _nine months.
The outcome was a recommendation
that homemakers should be put on the
government payroll with an annual
salary of at least $22,000.
Wjiile most would agree that the
varied and endless services provided by
homemakers are virtually priceless, it is
absurd to even suggest that the public
coffers could provide that amount of
remuneration.
Estimates indicate there are 6.5
million full-time homemakers (men and
women) in Canada at the present time
and the price tag. for that comes to $143
billion annually.
The lack of common sense displayed
intherecommendation may indicate why
the authors of the report are unemployed.
Stops are nuisance
While the law requires that buses
and some • other vehicles stop at all
railway crossings, there are many -of
those stops which are nothing but a
nuisance and actually constitute a hazard
as rear -end collisions periodically arise
whenever traffic is stopped on a main
thoroughfare.
The crossings are nuisances because
there are many through which trains
never pass because they have virtually
been abandoned by the railways.
Surely when train travel reaches an
almost non-existent level on some rail
lines, the nuisance of having to stop
should be one passed on to the train crew
in deference to tfie thousands of vehicles
which have to stop in the almost inter-
minable period of time in which the
crossings are never used by trains.
At the very least, the crossing
markers should be removed in urban
centres where nearby residents are sub-
jected to an inordinate amount of pollu-
tion as buses spew out their emissions in
the stopping and starting process for
which there is very infrequently any
reason to do so.
If love ruled world
St. Valentine. the old sage. is a
good friend of mine. Ile and
have had many a heart-to-heart
talk. It is a rare privilege to corn-
municate with someone who -died
hundreds of years ago, and l can
only do it if i walk down the con-
cession line 'between midnight
and I a.m. on February 13MI1.
Sometimes I'm unable to get
through to Val - when there is a
lot of interference from satellites
and space junk. But when the
reception is good. I can pick up an
awful lot of practical advice.
Since St. Valentine lived in Asia
Minor, 'his native tongue is
Turkish. We therefore use the
newest version of 'the instant
digital interpretation oscillator -
transmitter, a device that is still
far from perfect thence the
acronym IDIOT). but it's the best
we've got.
St. Valentine was a bishop. and
he tends to be somewhat sanc-
timonious. He has kept up with
current issues, however, and I
value 'his advice more than,
anyone's. What I like about him
is his simplicity. i guess in the
Middle Ages it was still possible
for a learned man to know
everything, and Valentine applies
his knowledge of a simpler .time
to our complex world.
• He insists that all we have to do
to overcome our numerous dif-
ficulties is to learn the meaning
of a'few four-letter words, and to
live accdrdingly. He claims that
our problems began when we
allowed our words to grow in size.
Their meaning becomes obscure,
which in turn befuddles our
minds. Ile suggests that we scrap
all words that are longer than
four letters.
Love is his favourite word. and
this is. of course, appropriate for
the patron saint of lovers. Ile
says that love can cure almost
everything, and that love should
rule throughout the year, not on-
ly on February 14th.
Another word he concentrptes
on is hope. He tells me that love
without hope is futile. He claims
that the world was created out of
hope. and that it will exist only as
long as there is hope. And then he
says that to love we must be pure.
just and true. I3y pure he means
without malice, by just he means
without prejudice or intolerance,
by true he means without
falsehood.
All lhesre four-letter words have
taken on the wrong meaning in
our world, he ma' tains.
When we say love, we mean
,self-love, or desire. When we say.
hope, we think of expectations.
When we say pure, we do, not
think of our hearts, but our fond.
When we say just, we think how
others should treat us, not how we
should treat them. And when we
say true. we think of politics and
money instead of truth within us.
This saint has many more
treasured words that he likes to
share with us. When my little
electronic gizmo translates them
into English, they often conic out
as ancient, Anglo-Saxon four-
letter words that we use every
day without thinking. Good, tart . "
dear. kind, fine... the list is long
and distinguished
The latest lecture- or sermon
- that St. Valentine delivered in
the bush, during my walk down
the line in. the dark of midnight.
concerned itself with the little
vt{ord free. There are fancier
words expressing the same
-thing: liberty. independence,
emancipation... But free. he
argues, says it all. Ask a'
prisoner. he says. Ask a man
without legs. Ask a woman lock:
ed into a loveless marriage.
My encounter with St. Valen-
tine never lasts Fong enough. liee
makes, me think and wonder
about a word or two, and then
disappears. Ile is gone like a
dream. and maybe Ire is only a
dream.
I have an old Valentine card
from the 1920's that shows a lit-
tle boy sleeping beside a puppy
dog, and the caption begins: "if
dreams came true...", and it ends
with a silly little verse about be-
ing as happy as the; King and the
Queen.
But what if dreams come true?
What if love really ruled the
world? Can you imagine what it
would be like?
Happy Valentine!
"ANEW POLL HAS MULRONEY AHEAD .,. MILA MULRONEY, THAT IS !
A 'token' volunteer
There haven't been many occa-
sions when the writer- has been
surprised to the point of
speechlessness, and I must admit
that there has often been a bit of
skepticism when I have seen
others caught in those situations
and they have been unable to give
suitable responses.
Well, that skepticism has now
been removed, with the admis-
sion,that it is possible to be so
caught off -guard that the thought
process can be rendered virtual-
ly useless.
That revelation carne at the
Sportsmen's dinner when ,two
-Members. of the Shamrock
Hockey Leagtie were on hand to
make a presentation to the writer
for his years of service as
secretary -treasurer of the
league. I had no inkling of what
Shamrock president Don Hugill
and OMHA convener Jim Muir
had up their sleeves. and by pure
coincidence. even ended up sit-
ting with the two for dinner.
It's difficult to think of a more
auspicious event at which one
could be the recipient of a thank
you for working on behalf of a
sports organization. With some
notable celebrities on hand and
an audience of over Sot► people, it
was a very humbling position,
and in retrospect it was with
some relief that I did come up
speechless and didn't have -to suf-
fer the agony of being over-
shadowed by such gifted and elo-
quent speakers as Danny
Gallivan.
While recognizing the danger
that the thought may be
misconstrued, it vkas a most ap-
propriate place to recognize a
volunteer. hnd as the athletes
were in attendance as represen-
tatives of their sports, I unwit-
tingly ended up being a represen-
tative of those who work behind
the scenes to enable those
athletes to accomplish some of
their goals.
There were many others in the
audience who could have been
more appropriate represen-
tative.s..af the hundreds of people
who have provided the necessary
time, talent and money that has
been instrumental in furthering
the careers of the athletes who
have reached statdovi-Ms well as
the countless numbers who
played with them- through their Too seldom do athletes at all
amateur careers but never at- levels consider the obligation
tained thee- same level of profi- they have to say thanks to the
ciency either through a lack of volunteers who have assisted
dedication or, more likely, lack of themand return that in kind by
natural talent. filling the void of those who have
gone before the'm.
Certainly. thesame can be said.
for all people who benefit from
the volunteer . I or even semi -
volunteer) work of others in the
many opportunities provided to
them through the of gatlications
of their communities.
There is considerable gratifica-
tion in volunteer work. whether i
be in watching the face of a 1
who has scorch his first goal, ti
* * * * *
Unfortunately, many athletes
appear to lose sight of the effort
that has been expended on their
Batt'n
Around
..with " his .first knot or hit the right
The Editor notes, and certainly there. are
many who extend thanks direct-
ly or indirectly. but probably
behalf by the volunteers'who take there is none as gratifying as see -
on the many'and varied respon- ing one's protege return to con-
sibilities required to provide the tinue the volunteer effort for the
facilities, leagues, instruction. next generation.
organization, transportation and Whenever volunteer week rolls
other requirements for their around it should be observed by
participation. having all volunteers withdraw
In many cases, parents assume their services so everyone will
those roles in the interest of their have a more vivid picture of what
offspring, although there are still their communities would be like
some parents who fail to carry without=them. it would be very
�1eir full share of the load and ap- bleak and startling revelation.
pear to think that they have a Another idea would be for
right to the service of others. Ex- benefactors to get an LO.U. to be
perience has, fortunately, shown paid off at some future time in
me that those in that group are a similar services. •
minority in this community. I probably haven't paid off my
There are obviously a number debt in full yet. but I can assure
of athletes who fail to consider you that an engraved beer mug
the effort that has been expend- indicating that some payment
ed on their behalf in their early has been made provided an ex -
years and the exorbitant finan- tremely gratifying reward that
cial rewards they seek is totally stands far above paying off the
out of context in relation to the mortgage or the most recent car
opportunities which have been loan and carries a special mean -
provided to them. ing because it came from a gt:oup
One can only imagine the of volunteers who continue to pro-
disill us ion that must be ex- vide that which is needed to give
perienced by the many people hundreds of young hockey en -
who gave of themselves in the thusiasts an opportunity to enjoy
development of a Tim Raines, for the game from which i have
instance, who played indifferent- taken . so many pleasant
ly one season under the influence Memories and
of drugs and then found it acquaintanceships.
beneath his dignity to be asked to Perhaps the Lions could con -
play for a mere $1 million for the -sider adding a "token" volunteer
Montreal Expos. Too bad he to their head table list each year
didn't hear Ga livan's impassion='—tc -remind-the-athietes-in tten"—
ed plea for pro athletes to accept.
the responsibility tlyl y
automatically assume as role
models for today's impres-
sionable youth.
Much happier
i read an article recently about
the problem which a neighbour-
ing city is having with pigeons.
That took me back to the days
when my cousin used to make a
business out of selling them. .
He bought- and sold them in
large numbers. At times he'd
have a flock of four or five hun-
dred in the barn behind his house.
They ranged in value by a wide
margin. There were the cheapies
which were only good fbr pigeon
pie. Those were the ones which
we caught ourselves, out of old
barns.
We'd 'go in late at night after
the pigeons were roosting way up
in the rafters. Then my cousin -
Bill would carefully climb up in-
to,the loft in the pitch blackness
and grab a pigeon before it knew
what had,hit it. Then he'd criss-
cross the wings, locate us by
voice and pitch it down to us to
put into a burlap bag. Sometimes
we'd get as many as thirty or for-
ty a night.
Other pigeons. though were
By the
Way
b
. Syd
Fletcher
worth a great deal, as high as fif-
ty dollars a pair. These were the
show birds. There were the 'puf-
fers' which would inhale a large
amount of air until their chests
stuck out like soft balloons. Then
dance of the debt that they owe.
There are hundreds out there
from which to choose and local
groups would have no problem in
making recommendations.
now
there were the 'tumblers' and
'rollers' • which would perform
wild aerobatics when if was
necessary to escape from a hawk.
My cousin grew up and went on
to work in a car plant. More
money. a more adult -like occupa-
tion. unfortunately adult jobs
sometimes carry with them large
amounts of stress which can lead
to health problems. Eventuhlly
he could not stand that kind of
pressure and left the auto plant.
Now he sells pigeons again. He
takes them to Newmarket evety
Saturday morning. When you
visit his place you can see the
pigeons, hundreds of them flying
around the barn like a huge
cloud.
I don't know if he makes as
much rnoney as he did in the
plant but I would have to say that
his is a much happier life now.