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Times Advocate, May 8, 1985
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LORNE EEDY
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IIM BECKETT
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BILL BATTEN
Editor
HARRY DEVRIES
Composition Manager
ROSS HAUGH
Assistant Editor
DICK IONGKIND
Business Manager
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Valuable resource
Forest resources are more impor-
tant than many of us realize. And Na-
tional Forest Week, May 5 to 11,
focuses on alerting people all across
Canada to the tremendous importance
of this valuable resource.
This year's theme, "You Need
Forests", is one that can be instantly
appreciated by the more than 160,000
people directly and indirectly
employed in the forestry industry in
Ontario. Our forests touch the lives of
all of us -- providing recreational and
ecological benefits, as well as
economic one.
Ontario's forests play a vital role
in our society's economic and social
welfare. They are part of our
heritage, our economic strength and
our potential for economic growth in
the future.
It can work
The police have long attempted to
promote the idea that they and the
citizens of the communities in which
they serve are "partners in crime
prevention."
Unfortunately, many citizens fail
to respond to the challenge for a •
variety of reasons and then s}t back
and complain because the other part-
ners in the battle against crime don't
appear to be doing their job
effectively.
The recent breakin at a Hensall
store shows the quick and satisfying
results that can be obtained when the
partners do work closely together.
A witness spotted a crime in pro-
gress and immediately notified police.
With that information, three suspects
were quickly apprehended.
The benefits that accrue from that
situation are many: the citizen has a
good sense of accomplishment, the
police avoided an otherwise time-
consuming investigation and hunt for
the thieves, the store owner has his
merchandise, all citizens benefit -by
not having their insurance rates in-
creased to cover such losses, hopefully
the thieves will be taken out of cir-
culation and others will think twice
before duplicating the actions.
All that was basically accomplish-
ed with one telephone call and it could
have been made anonymously had that
been the wish of the caller.
When it's that simple, and pays
such dividends, more of us should
take our partnership responsibilities
more seriously.
Heading off criticism?
One of the more disconcerting
situations facing editorial and
column writers, is in knowing
whether their words of wisdom
t or otherwise 1 are being read and
considered.
Feed -back is generally low.
and there are times when the
thought and effort (you're sur-
prised? ) expended appears
dubious. On occasion, of course,
that can be attributed as a fault
of the editorial or column writer
in not stirring people, while on
other occasions it can be dismiss-
ed as a further sign of the apathy
which exists in our society.
Some of the opinions expressed
are not necessarily designed to
elicit any direct response.
although writers hope that their
views and comments will at least
stir the conscience of those al
whom they are directed.
Editorials are one person's opi-
nion, nothing more and nothing
less, but I must admit there are
many occasions when it is most
surprising that some of the opi-
nions expressed on this page
never result in any feed -back. By
the same token, there is an equal
feeling of relief on occasions as I
sit in trepidation waiting for some
irate reader to phone or walk in-
to the office to take some strong
exception with what has been
printed.
That's part of the job. of
course. and it is always made a
bit more rewarding when people
do take the time to make some
comment. regardless of whether
it be in agreement or otherwise.
It is even more rewarding
when readers take the time to jot
down their comments and send
them in to he printed as letters to
the editor.
The pages f any newspaper
are intended iapart to be a forum
for debate on currentissues
which affect . all people, and
readers who use that vehicle are
most appreciated.
Having said that. I do take
jome small exception to a recent
critical comment of an editorial
expressed by PUC manager
Hugh Davis. It's a little out of his
•
bailiwick in his position as a
public servant to come to the
defence of Exeter council's deci-
sion about what the latter
members will pay themselves in
annual stipends.
To term the T -A editorial on the.
subject "unduly harsh criticism"
does not appear justified. It noted
that a decision to increase
stipends almost, 10 percent was
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hard to justify when those same
people were in effect asking their
employees to accept increases of
far less. •
It may have been harsh in sug-
gesting that almost 50 percent
hike for the mayor's position is
completely absurd, but any pay
increase of that magnitude in this
time of restraint can certainly be
given that label with no cause for
apology.
Reading between the lines, the
criticism from the PUC manager
may have been intended to avert
any similar criticism& his own
employers, the PUC commis-
sioners. when they set about
deciding on how big their in-
creases will be.
Similar to council. the PUC is
compiling information on what
the other four towns in Huron pay
their commissioners. Local tax-
payers should get prepared.
because judging from the com-
ments of Mr. Davis, the local
commissioners. similar to coun-
cil. have been working for
substantially less than most
others in Huron.
Commissioners. unlike council
members, do not set their own
salaries and therefore can not ac-
cept all of the blame if theirs fall
below that of other neighboring
centres. However, 1 can't recall
council ever turning down a sug-
gested hike whenever asked by
1
the local commissioners, so in
theory at least, they have a great
deal of say in how much they
receive.
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One of the debatable points
about looking outside the Qom-
munity to set salaries is in rising
Goderich as one of the factors. It
certainly brought the local coun-
cil stipends up and will probably
do the same for the
commissioners.
It's not a big argument, but the
fact is Goderich is twice the size
of Exeter, and if one is to com-
pare similar sized communities,
that is a bit out of context. Why -
not use Hensall, whose population
is actually closer to Exeter's than
that of Goderich.
Goderich, it may be assumed,
uses towns of similar size when
comparing salaries, but probably
throws in Owen Sound in view of
the limited number of correspon-
ding populations. Owen Sound
then probably throws in Guelph
in its comparison escapades,
while the latter then uses Kit-
chener and Kitchener uses Toron-
to and so on until all the
municipal salaries in Ontario are
really based on Toronto and not
those, of comparable size.
Had they not used the figures
from Goderich to arrive at the
average, Exeter would have
found that the mayor's pay would
have increased only $495.25 in-
stead of the $1,450 and council
salaries would actually have
declined $102.50 instead of in-
creasing $204. In fact, had they
not used Goderich and'their ov n
1984 stipend rate in the average,
councillors would have found
they were 8136.67 over the
average of the other three t{wrls
with comparable population.
I happen to think that most
members, even at the new rates,
are underpaid for their time and
talent but also think that the
stipends should never reach the
point where they are a considera-
tion to attract candidates. Ex-
perience shows we're better serv-
ed by those who do it strictly out
of community dedication as is the
present situation.
Serving South Huron, North Middlesex
& North Lambton Since 1873
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A pretty sad story
A Long, hard winter. About
fourteen feet of snow in these
parts. A blizzard in March.
Another in April. A cold, brutal
spring, with a cutting wind every
day, even when the sun shone.
However, that is quite normal
for people in this country whose
ancestors were stupid enough to
emigrate to Canada, Instead of
Australia or. South Africa or
Southern California.
I got through it, somehow, get-
ting up every day at the crack of
noon to look out the window, see
the snow swirling, say a bad word
or two, and climb back into bed
with a book, hoping someone
would come to dig me out. Or fail-
ing that, that everyone would
leave me alone, to be found in
June, in bed, and in extremis.
It wasn't so bad, really. My
daughter and grandboys came
for the March break, And break
it was. Ben seems to be hyper. He
never walks when he can dance.
He never shuffles when he can
jump. He kicked out one of the
spokes in my staircase. But he
can't be hyper, because he can sit
and watch TV for eight hours
without moving a muscle or even
blinking. So much for psychiatry.
And my son, Hugh, visited
every few weeks, when he wasn't
off in Central America,not being
shot or captured or kidnapped in
Nicaragua. He wasn't even tor-
tured. Yet, in Toronto, he was.
Three druggies broke in on him,
beat hint up, poured boiling water
all over him, smashed a kneecap
with a hammer, and cleaned out
all his hi-fi equipment. Funny
world, eh?
Of course, the kids love their
father like a father. Always hugs
and kisses, a tradition in our
family. but I have to keep an eye
on the bums. They're both always
broke, and they know the old man
has a few nickels in the sock. Kim
sighs. "Boy, I'd like to have a
house some day." And Hugh ad-
mits that he could get a $1,000
electric piano into his room. He
has instant recall. But he also has
instant forgetfulness. Like who
supplied the funds for his Central
American sashay. I'll give you a
hint. It was a close relative.
But all these things, and even
the fact that I haven't paid my
1983 (yes, that's 1983) income tax
yet, have not created the malaise
I feel this spring.
There's something deeper. I'm
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
losing face. Oh, I don't mean my
physical face. It's disintegrating
,lust like yours, and yours.
No. I'm, failing behind in the
race. My pride has been badly
bruised, and I can find no solu-
tion, even though my pride is
pretty tenuous, and the solution
seems simple.
Every so often, one of my old
friends invites me out to dinner.
I don't know why. I'm about as
sociable as a hibernating bear.
Nonetheless, I accept with
gratitude and anticipation: the
wine flowing, the political and
philosophical conversation, the
change from frozen chicken pies.
And every time it happens, I
sort of slink into a material.cor-
ner. Know why? Because every
one of them has several things I
don't have.
You name it, they have it. After
a meal, I suggest helping with the
dishes. "No problem, Bill, we'll
just put them in the electric
dishwasher." I wash mine in the
kitchen sink, in a brown plastic
bowl. When I wash them. which
is at least twice a week.
Then we spend half an hour
talking about dishwashers: price,
quality; length of existence.
Dinner is brought to the table,
everything piping hot, and I
learn, very quickly, that it was all
cooked in something like twelve
minutes in the new microwave
oven. That's good for another
half-hour, as the ladies.compare
brands and recipes.
Then, when I'm hoping for
nothing worse than a re -run on
TV, I find that mine hosts have a
VCR, whatever that is, and we're
about to watch a movie that at
least three thousand people saw
when it first came out, in 1939.
Wow.
Over brandy and cigars, we
don't listen to records -Of Bach or
Gershwin or Handel. We listen to
tape recorders and compare
prices and makes and decide on
where the speakers should be.
I sit in ' a corner, nodding
pleasantly. I don't have any of
these things. and can't even
discuss them with knowledge, let
alone animation.
Oh, I don't have a backhouse.
I do have a television set and get
the right channel four out of ten
times. I have a stove and a
refrigerator. I handle the fridge
quite well. I have electric lights
and a furnace.
But I don't have a dishwasher,
except myself, nor a microwave
oven, or a VCR, nor a home com-
puter. I am a failure.
Perhaps it's because I am not
too mechanical. My wife used to
handle all that nonsense. She
could change a plug in the flash
of an eye, while I was looking for
the flashlight.
I do have a vacuum cleaner,
and I can run that. I got an elec-
tric shaver for Christmas, and it
took me four days to try it. I was
scared. It's now broken. 1 have a
food blender, but don't know how
to work it. Pretty sad story for a
guy who flew Spitfires.
A simple errand
It all started out with a simple
errand. My wife sent me down to
get a loaf of bread and a quart of
milk.
Now that should be a job for the
corner convenience store but
there was a great big sign in front
of the supermarkert. one of those
outfits yvith a flashing arrow on it,
that proclaimed milk to be at
$2.99. Not being an expert in the
price of milk I decide that jt must
be a real deal if the manager
went to the trouble of having so-
meone put all those letters on the
sign, and So I turn in there.
I look for one of those little wire
containers that you can carry
under your arm. You know the
kind. No way. Just one of those
carts that are big enough to park
up beside a semi truck without
being ashamed ,of yourself, the
ones that almost'require a Class
^
A license to drive.
I get down the first aisle safe-
ly. still empty and locate the milk
counter. That's when I realize the
$2.99 size is about four times the
By the
Way
by
Syd
Fletcher
amount I usually buy but I look
into that gaping cart and realize
that I've got to put something in-
to it right now because I see peo-
ple are going to wonder about me
if I push it, empty, right up to the
front counter. Better take three
loaves of bread instead of just
one.
I'm beginning lo, feel a little
more confident now and can give
a little sneer at a fellow I pass go-
ing the opposite direction who has
only got a few packages of cheese
in his load.
I round the pend and meet him
again and see him eyeing my cart
as he stuffs in a huge bag of rice
puffs. I wildly throw in a giant
bag of dog food thinking. "See
your rice puffs and raise you a
ten -dollar family size bottle of
relish." making a frantic dash for
the check-out counter trying to ig-
nore the five hags of potatoes That
he has just stuffed in on -top of a
pastry pie.
Hopefully my wife will he able
to find some use for the 26 cans
of wild rice that 1 grabbed just
before we scrambled for last
place in line