Times-Advocate, 1985-04-10, Page 4Page 4
Times -Advocate, April 10, 1985
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Keep it rolling
The recreation c9hference in Hen-
sall is over, but theplanning of this
area's recreation future has barely
begun.
Some of the participants at the
conference may have felt the topics
discussed by the speakers were too
general, and that "we never got to the
real issues". By real issues the par-
ticipant means money -- user fees,
and more importantly; who pays
what. Batting around responsibility
for recreation facilities and programs
between municipalities is not a new
sport here, and it's likely to continue.
But wouldn't it be nice if all those in-
volved could step back and consider
the larger issues first? If these larger
issues had been considered 10 years
ago, the existing facilities might be
very different.
Community pride is a good thing
-- it can be a motivating factor useful
in fueling the spiritnecessary for fun-
draising drives for worthy causes, for
example. But having competing
municipalities within a short distance
of each other has an ugly side too. In-
stead of leading to war, as an over-
dose of nationalism between countries
can, it's led to "arena wars" in Huron
County.
The existing ice space is being
underpriced so that each arena con-
sistently Ioses money on it. One
municipality cannot change its policy
without all the others doing the same,
or it will lose the business to another
rink close by. In private industry, this
kind of undercutting eventually leads
to several .of the competitors going out
of business, unable to meet their costs
(witness the waterbed industry of
late). In publicly -funded recreation, it
leads to increased deficits and
ultimately to higher taxes.
The ice rinks are only one area
-where a little cooperation could go a
long way.
All the ideas presented at the con-
ference need further discussion --
discussion not only between represen-
tatives of individual municipalities,
but between the different
municipalities as a group, and in-
cluding input from the public.
Let's set up an inter -municipality
body that will meet regularly to try to ,
decide what future recreation in the
seven municipalities should be, and
how it will be paid for. The momen-
tum of the conference should not be
lost, and some joint planning is sorely
needed.
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Making the best of it
Early April snowstorms probably
had some area road department of-
ficials fearing they had jumped the
gun on removing snowplows from
trucks and graders and would have to
go through the whole time-consuming
exercise again.
Fortunately, the snow falls didn't
amount to that, but at least one com-
munity probably has the cleanest
sidewalks residents have enjoyed for
some time.
In Lucan, the big street -cleaning
Guess
brush had already been mounted on
the sidewalk tractor and it was press-
ed into action when the walks were
covered with wet snow on Wednesday
morning.
The brush was doing a great job
of removing the slush along with the
winter's accumulation of dirt and
grime, and there wasn't a wisp of dust
in the air to bother anyone.
Someone should get full marks for
making the best of a situation over
which others were only grumbling.
who's helping pay?
Area shoppers must have look-
ed tv ith some awe -- and a large
measure of jealousy -- on the ar-
ticle in a recent issue of the Free
Press which showed a London
.c onuln paying $35.28, for seven
c:o'ts full of groceries that were
north a retail value of $779.08.
No. l'rsula Gleeson did not win
a tree shopping spree. She's a
<uper shopper who cashes in on
t rce product vouchers, coupons,
retund cheques and cash refunds
II) reduce her family's food hills.
The story indicated she
''-.11lllales her annual savings at
,round $3.000 by using coupons
and taking advantage of refund
otters.
.titer putting the paper away to
wen up the morning mail. the
• first periodical that was on my
desk was a copy of "The Budget
shopper'... a magazine devoted to
the growing number of shoppers
uho are becoming involved in
conpnnnlg. refunds. contests.
''.epstakes, etc. which major
companies use 10 hire then 10
I products.
The last five pages in the
magazine listed the *many
-coupon cluhs•' tchich exist
across Canada and several pages
were devoted to the many con-
tests and special coupons and
ash refunds currently in effect.
The obvious message is that
:hopper's who are prepared to
spend the bine and effort to col-
lect coupons and send in for
tel can 'save a tremendous
amount 01 money on their food
hills. although a look through
many of the products would in-
(licate they are not of use to
everyone
Stories in the magazine also in-
dicate it is necessary to stock -pile
some items to take full advantage
of the refunds, and for those on
strained budgets, that is not
always possible.
* *
However, there is another side
to the story. and it is not nearly
as encouraging. In fact, it's more
than a bit disheartening for those
of us who do not clip and use
every rebate coupon available.
While lauding Ursual Gleeson
Batt'n
Around
...with
The Editor
and her cohorts for their smart
shopping tactics, I have this
startling realization -that 1 am
among those who in reality are
helping her buy her $779.08 worth
of groceries for $35.28.
As has been proven time and
again. companies do not con-
sistently give away all their ser-
vices or products free. or even at
greatly reduced rates; unless. of
course. the products are over-
priced in the first place or are in-
tended as methods of introducing
new products or to regain favor
for those whose popularity may
he slipping.
The fact is, if every shopper
followed Mrs. Gleeson's exam-
ple and paid'only $35.28 for every
$779.08 worth of groceries this
week. the mandfacturers would
be in a great deal of difficulty.
So, while they move to sell their
products to the coupon clippers,
they have to rely on a Targe
number of non -clippers to pay the
full price and offset the losses in
refunds.
There is also a suspicion they
rely on those money -back
coupons to lure shoppers who ful-
ly intend to send in for the
refunds, but then never get
around to it.
At any rate, there is little doubt
that as the numbers of coupon
clippers and refund seekers con-
tinues to grow, those of us not in
the ranks are helping to pay for
their groceries and assorted
products.
The least Mrs. Gleeson could
do is invite me around to dinner
or send over a pie once in awhile
as an expression of her gratitude
for my assistance in reducing her
grocery bills.
The only other hope for those of
us in the "I'll zip down to the store
and get something for supper"
category is that the number of
coupon clippers and refund
seekers will reach such propor-
tions that the manufacturers will
have to drop the entire scheme.
ironically, that does not appear
to he a consideration of the many
sprouting coupon clubs or the
Budget shopper magazine. They
continue to encourage new
members, not realizing that more
is not merrier.
in fact. they're in danger of
self-destructing if they gain too
much popularity.
But don't tell them...it's the on-
ly hope we non -clippers have of
reducing our grocery hills too.
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MUJLER SERVICES
Steadily more pure
One of the nicer things about
growing older is that we grow
steadily more pure. It's
astonishing how we shed sin and
don morality with each passing
year.
One night about 50 years ago,
for example, I was climbing over
a stone wall with my shirt stuff-
ed with grapes, when a sten-
torian voice bellowed, "Hi!
You!" My heart leaped into my
mouth, I leaped•to the ground, the
grapes popped out of my shirt,
and I took off like a missile, pur-
sued by outraged roars and
heavy boots.
Later, in the sanctuary of my
bed, did I regret.my wickedness,
revile myself for shattering one
of the ten commandments and
swear that I'd never do it again?
Not exactly. What I did was
regret losing the grapes, revile
myself for being scared half to
death, and swear a return visit to
the vineyard as soon as the heat
was off.
That's what I mean. Today, I'd
never consider such a thing. Oh,
I might give my golf ball a very
small kick if it was in a par-
ticularly bad lie in the rough and
nobody was looking. I might say
I'd paid the hydro bill in time to
get the discount when I knew
perfectly well that it was in my
pocket, unpaid. But I'd never
dream of doing anything
dishonest, like stealing grapes
from a millionaire with a huge
estate and a huge gardener
doubling as night watchman.
Other people are the same. The
older they get, the better they get.
Not long ago, I visited an old ac-
quaintance, a woman in her ear-
ly 40s. She had a teenage
daughter who was out to a dance
that night. The kid was to be
home by one. As the hour neared,
the mother kept breaking off her
monologue about her i*hurch ac-
tivities, her eyes flitting toward
the clock. By one -fifteen, I had to
restrain her forcibly from calling
the police. The kid showed up at
one -thirty. You should have
heard her mother. You'd have
thought the youngster was utter-
ly depraved.
Later, as mama served tea and
vehemently wondered what was
going to become of thee un-
disciplined, irresponsible
teenagers, I couldn't help casting
my mind back. Twenty-five years
earlier, my hostess had been a
regular young rip, whose
specialties were drinking gin out
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
of the bottle in backseats of cars,
and going for mixed midnight
swims au naturel.
Recently, I spent a weekend
with an old college friend. He had
distinguished himself at univer-
sity, not through academic or
athletic prowess, but for an in-
credible memory that could
recall the works and tunes of all
the bawdy songs ever sung.
Saturday night I tried to get a few
verses of Riley's Daughter, or
Cats on the Rooftops out of him,
but he was strangely reticent. In
the old days you had to hold him
down and stuff a sock in his
mouth to make him stop singing.
Sunday morning, he acted kind
of mysterious. Wanted me to go
for a walk with him. I decided he
was taking me to a bootlegger's,
so naturally demurred, but he in-
sisted. Ten minutes later my
mouth was still hanging open as
I sat in the back row of the Sun-
day School and watched my
friend, arms waving, face beam-
ing, leading about eighty small
types through the strains of Jesus
Loves Me.
Last spring I bumped into an
old Air Force sidekick in the cof-
fee shop of a city hotel. Hadn't
seen him since Brussels, 1945. His
name was Dick, but we called
him The Count in those days,
because he was reputedly, and
enviedly, living in sin with a
beautiful, rich Belgian countess.
He was a big, handsome, devil-
may-care chap then.
Anyway, we chatted. He was
pretty fat, pretty bald, pretty
dull, "Remember when we used
to call you The Count?", I asked,
in an effort to establish some
common ground. He muttered
something like, "Count me out",
and launched rapidly into a spiel
on the work he was doing with
juvenile delinquents, through a
church group. He finally ran out
of breath, there was an awkward
pause, then: "Guess you haven't
met the wife," he said, turning to
a large red-faced woman sitting
on the stool beside him, eating a
vast sundae. it was not the
Countess.
And so it goes. You can see
them everywhere: people who
were once steeped in sin and now
pass the collection plate; who
were once steeped in gin and
whose inflamed noses now light
the way for the valiant armies of
the temperance movement.
Reformed lechers lead the at-
tack on pornography and pro-
stitution. Reformed poachers
want the game laws tightened.
Ancient golfers will take off as
few as five strokes from their ac-
tual score. Sex fiends become
saintly.
it's as plain as the wart -on your
nose that people improve with
age, morally, if not physically.
But I'd still like to know why.
Is it because they have learn-
ed to respect the law and other
people's property? Is it because
they know the day of judgement
is bearing down and they're try-
ing to cover their flaming youth
with a nice coat .of camouflage
grey? Or is it that they simply
don't have the stamina to be sin-
ful any more?
Perhaps some of you old sin-
ners could enlighten me.
Not a new story
On the local TV station farm
news broadcast the other day I
heard the announcer talking
about the difficulties that pig
farmers are going to find
themselves in over the next year
because of increased competition
from American farmers and the
beef industry. There will be an
upswing in general costs so much
so that the prices received by the
farmer may be actually less than
it costs to raise each pig.
Believe me, it's not a new
story.
i was talking to a farmer who
lived through the depression
years out on the prairies.
"in our district," he said "we
were all going through grinding
poverty. We sold 200 pigs at $3
each; some farmers had to kill
their pigs rather than finish
feeding them. We sold oats at 8
cents a bushel, after paying 5
cents to have them threshed.
Wheat was around 25 cents a
.................................. .
y the
Way
by
Syd
Fletcher
bushel, eggs 5 cents a dozen,
cream 12 cents -a pound."
"Next year the grasshoppers
came. They would black out the
sky and when they passed,
nothing would be left. I've seen
an ordinary kitchen broom lean-
ing up against the side of a
granary where we were crushing
oats and when the hoppers were
finished, all that was left was the
broom handle and you couldn't
tell it had been a handle because
it was so chewed up except for the
metal band which kept the
bristles held together. They
didn't eat machinery but by
George. I've seen them eat the
leather off the seat of a John
Deere tractor."
He finished up with a laugh.
"My mother sent a steer to
market and she ended up owing
six dollars to the drover for
transportation and handling. It
took her a long time to put the six
dollars together but she did.
When she got the receipt back for
it she had it framed and put up on
the kitchen wall."
Times were tough then too,
folks.