Times-Advocate, 1985-01-23, Page 4Page 4
Times -Advocate, January 23, 1985
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Some of the planning, controver-
sies that have arisen between area
municipalities in the past have been
well documented in this newspaper,
but there are many other planning
changes being undertaken in those
same municipalities that should be
considered by ratepayers.
While council members and their
sth`ave a responsibility to make
--themselves aware of changes being
considered that will effect their
municipalities and to challenge those
they feel are detrimental, so too do
private citizens have the same respon-
sibility for their own properties.
On many occasions in the past,
citizens have found to their regret that
zoning bylaw or official plan changes
were made that turned out to be
detrimental to them. That -happened,
primarily, because they were not
cognizant of the changes being made.
Zoning bylaw and official plan
changes are made periodically in
many communities and it is up to
private citizens to determine what
they are and what effect they may
have for them and their community.
Later this month, for instance,
Exeter will consider major zoning
changes and public notices have
already been given and public
meetings scheduled to answer ques-
tions or consider opposition.
Every citizen should be aware of
any changes proposed and the
ramifications to their property or
neighbourhood now or in the future.
Ignorance is no excuse and it can
be costly for people who fail to make
themselves aware of the proposed
changes and make their views and
wishes known before they are enacted.
The leadership race for the Ontario
Progressive Conservative party is
nearing its conclusion and the only
predictable factor is that the new
premier will be as bland as his
predecessors.
Frank Miller's gaudy pants to the
contrary, none of the candidates has
exhibited anything to sugg(pt that
there will be any more color or flare
than that to which the province has
been accustomed.
in the latter stages of the campaign,
a bit of mud -slinging erupted, but it
was quickly quelled by party officials.
The candidates also treated with ap-
parent disdain a suggestion that issues
should be debated.
The campaign has left delegates
with the task of picking one of the
four peas from the pod. Voters can ex-
pect that the new leader will be difx
ferent in name only.
But don't blame the can-
didates...they're not likely to gamble
with a winning tradition in deep-•
rooted Tory blue country. -
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I'm not kidding
The regular occupant of this
space is taking some time off to
shepherd his lambing flock. i'll
never get a better opportunity to
defend another member of the
ruminant family -the goat. Since
l�ibieal times. sheep have been
the good little darlings. and goats
. the had guys.
Words like scapegoat. Judas
goat, and separating the sheep
from the goats have become part
of our language. I'm surprised
the poor animals are not blamed
for such misfortunes as Kuck
teeth'
The goat is the victim 01 an
undeserved reputation. Before
becoming capriologists goal
keel)ers'. Don and i KNEW goats
dined on long -johns and linen
tablecloths. lin cans and dirty
socks. Their sexual appetite was
reputedly just as lusty and
varied. Playful Pan. the ancient
(;reek god of fertility. was
depicted as half plan. half guess
what
Contrary to popular belief,
goats are very fussy eaters. They
will not touch hay that has fallen
from the manger to the barn
floor. The only part of the lin can
they would relish s-ould he the
paper label. and laundry would
be pulled "capriciously" from the
line only as a joke. However.
goals are browsing animals.
They would soon demolish your
forsythia and prized hybrid teas.
Gourmands" No. Gourmets?
Yes. indeed.
- ()Id Testament patriarchs
Abraham, Isaac and Jacob own-
ed huge herds of goats. ancestors
of our present-day Nubians. those
bugle -voiced. Roman -nosed.
pendulous -eared characters that
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come in as many colours as
Joseph's coat.
King Solomon. wishing to pay
his paramour a compliment, told
her "You are beautiful, my love...
your hair is like a flock of goats
moving down the slopes of
Gilead." This flattery must have
worked: Solomon ended up with
700 wives, plus 300 more female
companions in a somewhat less
formal relationship.
The Bible also mentions a gift
from the Arabs to King
,lehosaphat of 7,700 he goats. 1'11
wager the Arabs made their
presentation during nya(ing
season. their generosity `purred
by the overpowering odour com-
ing from the billygoat corral.
(The male has other nasty lit-
tle habits 1 am too prudish to
divulge. Even two and three
week-old kids are disgustingly
precocious.)
We purchased our first goats
after research turned up the fact
goats are intelligent, relatively
hardy and resistant to disease.
Ten "poor man's cows" can be
kept on the same amount of
pasture needed for one bovine.
Babies experiencing digestive
problems are often kept alive
with goats' milk.
Soon after adding goats' milk to
my diet, I met an acquaintance
whose casual "What's new?" was
rewarded with a five-minute
monologue on the Reynolds'
latest venture.
She studied me carefully before
replying. "Well, the milk is work-
ing wonders. Your complexion
used to be sort of blotchy, and
now it's cleared up."
'I didn't have the heart to tell
her I'd only been drinking the
milk for three days. it does work
wonders, but not quite that
quickly.
Before their marriage Prince
Charles and Lady Diana were
presented with four young goats,
a wedding gift from the Ontario
Goat Society. 1f you ever hear
that the Royal Couple are leaping
over high fences at a single
bound, butting in where they
don't belong. and generally ac-
ting like a couple of kids. you'll
know why.
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"Fill 'er up! 1 -lust won the Lotto!"
A day at a time
There are all sorts of people !iv-
' dig in Canada these days. Most of
us are reasonable, ordinary,
human beings, not evil, not par- -
a day at a time. You and I, Jack.
And then there are a lot of peo-
ple just along for the ride.
Welfare bums . and politicians.
Both species would deny it, wide-
eyed with indignation.
The welfare bums would insist
that they are culturally deprived,
victims of a noncaring society
which refused to give them a de-
cent education.
T is, of course, is so much
hogwash. Take a closer look at
them, and they are bums, literal-
ly. They're not stupid. They know
every angle of the welfare,
unemployment insurance, social
subsidies game, and they play it
with finesse.
They know to the last nickel ex-
actly' what they can skim off a
pretty decent society which
doesn't want anybody to be cold
or hungry or homeless.
Their favorite gimmick is to be
photographed with their five or
six children in front of their new
television set. They like rubbing
our noses in it.
The man of the house in-
variably has a sore back or some
other vague disability which
prevents him from working. The
woman of the house invariably
supports her man, because she
know he's a bum, and if she didn't
he'd pound her and the children,
and they'd have nothing.
The children will grow up in the
family pattern, believing that
society owes them a living, and
be sullen, cranky, mean, if
anyone suggests they get off their
tails and do something. Poor
kids.
Maybe I sound like a middle-
class, right-wing pundit who
believes that nobody should get
an het 0 r,_...,-.:...��
en+ ave a heart of gold, some
might say brass, and 1 believe
firmly in helping the helpless.
In my time I have been helped,
and have helped others. Most of
the people who helped me, I have
hated. And most of the people
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
I•rve helped have hated me.
That's the way she goes. Better
to do it anonymously.
And now we come to the other
welfare bums; the politicians.
They are not corporate welfare
bums, as David Lewis called
them, becoming more and more
boring as he did.
They are individual welfare
bums. Most of them are small-
town lawyers with a yen for the
public eye. Having wheezled
their way into the nomination,
they defeat a lot of born also-
rans, and take a back seat in Ot-
tawa, Toronto, Victoria.
At a drop of the hat, they vote
themselves pay and pension in-
creases, though their only desire
is "to serve my constituency to
the best of my ability."
At the appearance of a camera,
they whip out a cheque from the
federal or provincial .govern-
ment, and a new five miles of
road, or a dock extension, or a
post office, is born.
s eer clear of gun control, or
abortion, or anything else that
might upset the "committee"
back home.
When it is time for re-election,
regardless of their records, they
fight like tigers to hang onto that
infinitesimal bit of power and
prestige.
Have you ever heard a politi-
cian stand up and say, "I'm a
futz. I have not represented you,
but only myself. 1 will not be run-
ning for re-election because I
don't deserve it"?
I am not saying that there are
not people who go into ,politics
with ideals, with a desire to serve
their fellows. There are. But they
are few and far between, and
even the good ones seem to suc-
cumb to that insidious love of
power, after a bit.
It's little wonder that so many
Canadians today are angry. They
have worked, more or less
faithfully, for years, with an
organization. Suddenly they are
turfed out.
They go on unemployment
payments. They don't feel good
about it. They'd rather work.
They look around and see all
sorts of layabouts drawing the
same money.
They are too old to move. They
have mortgages. They have
children to educate. And they see
their "leaders" playing games;
arrogaht Liberals, pugnacious
Tories, wet Socialists.
It's enough to make a grown
man weep. Not to mention a
grown woman. Welfare bums at
both ends of the stick, hanging on
grimly, happy in the knowledge
that you and 1 will pick it up
Among lucky ones
If you're reading this article
you're one of the lucky ones.
Yep, you've escaped for
another little while. Me too, i
guess, since I'm sitting here typ-
ing away on this little column.
500 people in the United States
weren't so fortunate over
Christmas Eve and Christmas
day. They are the people who
died in automobile crashes over
that two day period.
Now if 200 people died in an
airplane crash or in an epidemic
of the bubonic plague we would
have big headlines over every
newspaper in the country. Did the
500 figure make the front page?
i doubt it. Most of it just sits on
the beginning page of the third
section (area deaths). People just
accept it unless it happens to be
someone they know personally.
Now why i broke the 200 figure
down separately is because that
By the
Way
b>
Svcl
Fletcher
is the approximate number of
people who died because of
alcohol-related driving accidents,
about 40 percent of the total.
Let me bring it a little closer to
home. 9 out of the 14 killed in
Michigan were because of
alcohol. (1 was listening to an
American radio station for these
statistics).
Not close enough yet? Well you
just watch your own daily paper
for a few Monday mornings and
count up the folks in your own
community who are wiped out
simply because our society thinks
that driving and drinking is all
right as long as no one gets hurt.
if you think you've heard this
song and dance from me before,
you're right. And you'll probably
hear it from me again until our
laws are tight enough to make
people think very seriously
before they turn on that ignition
key.
As they stand now -.