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Times-Advocate, 1982-08-18, Page 6Pope 6 Times -Advocate, Aupuust 18,1982 Famous one-liners Comedian Don Rickles can insult people with snappy one- liners and receive laughter •' rather than anger in response. Some of the wittiest and most memorable bits of wisdom come not in lengthy monologues but in short quips no longer than a sentence. Some of the people who coin not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." According to Thomas Hux- ley, "The great end of life is not knowledge, but action." "The cure for boredom is curiousity. There is no cure for curiousity," according to Ellen Parr. rt_ Odds 'n ends By Elaine Townshend the remarks are famous names; others will never be known. For example, Abraham Lincoln said: "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." On the subject of politics, John Kenneth Galbraith is credited with this: "Politics is :: �� • Henry David Thoreau is credited with the following observation: "The cost of a thing is the amount of life it requires to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run." John Rockefeller Jr. of- fered this thought: "I believe that truth and justice are fun- damental to an enduring MR. AND MRS. MARK ROBINSON Kirkton United Church was the setting on July 2, 1982 for the marriage of Catherine Joan Ross and Mark Caldwell Robinson. The bride is -the daughter of Clayton rind Grace Ross and the groomis the son of Ed and Boon Robinson, all of RR 1 St. Marys. Rev. Ralph_King parformed the double ring ceremony.Mrs. Ethel Stephen, St. Marys was the organist and accompanied the soloist, Mrs. Mary Mockler of Kirkton. The bride was accompanied by Darlene De Long. St. Marys, maid of honour and bridesmaids Sarah Ross, sister of the bride, Connie Sewell, Meaford, friend of the bride, and Ann Robinson, sister of the groom. Neil Stephens, friend of the groom was best man and guests were ushered by David Robinson, brother of the groom. Gary Urquhart, friend of the groom. and Graham Ross, brother of the bride. The reception was held at the Kirkton-Woodham Community Centre. The couple is residing in Kirkton. dim Eli No sue am No - COUNTRY CLIPPERS' ,,:./•.`. IUNISEX HAIRSTYLINGTYLING i • 237'3778 , TUNS. -1M10. -PRI. 9-6 TNURS. 0111 SAT. till 3 Rit)OR al NI MB In NB III OR Mt. Carmel , LAS I ( I IAN('F ... . ()WN A til SI.1.I.FR ANi) 1 1 '5 WEIGHT WATCHERS 365 -DAY MENU COOKBOOK JODI BEM/ 11171 1311112 11, 1182. ATTEND 12 OONNECtmvz emu AND 71111101.211 VALUE CAN BE MOWN FREE. TRE Wi3GIET WAT( 181 -DAY 2RNU COOKBOOK WHICH APPZAas ON TRE N.T. TORN NIT N LR= Liar 18 PILED WRR OVER 1N TINN TI NG BBt4lL. Ewell.l -, slow le Ode axes A.M.1r1166 and Nn1 rw..11w, 1.. fto.00. 15.11 sMMly rw..wor. sea Mame w .tb•mis - 11016611.10•4 and Non ~log t.. S1.111. PAO swM/y Mns.dl.s. FOR FU0TNEII 1110111ATION 00 CLAM LOCATIONS M1 THIS APIA CALL: 1-519-742-1161 See Weight Watchers in the Better living Bldg. during this yeors C.N.E. = 01 Waont Woch rs Incl Inc 1182 own*. or TM W.49M Welch*, r,xelen,.n 1 Ir social order." In the Devil's Dictionary by Bierce, the definition of a bore is "a person who talks when you wish him to listen." A definition credited to Carlyle is: "Debt is a bot- tomless sea." Anonymously someone of- fered this idea: "There are. two ways to spread the light. One is to be the candle and the other the mirror reflection." Another anonymous obser- vation is this: "Nature is wonderful. A million years ago she didn't know we'd be wearing glasses, yet look where she placed our ears." Many capsules of wisdom and wit are recorded for us to enjoy, but the names of the creators may never be made known to us. For instance, someone noted that "a small town diplomat is a fellow who can get a committee appointed to do the job without having to be the chairman." Someone else noted: "The happiest person you know is probably one who has helped the most people, in one way or another.' A truly realistic person ad- vised: "If you must talk to a man who is hungry, at least wait until he has eaten." Many amateur philosophers have con- tributed gems on the subject of life, such as: "Our life is worth the effort it costs us." "To only be merry is not to be happy." To add to truth is to take away from it." A man lives for himself, certainly, but he lives for others as well. ' "One of the tragic causes of failures is to expect half results." "Be careful of what you desire, because you will receive it." And filially some wise soul cautioned that "nothing is beautiful from every point of view." 4)&%lk" Guitar Registration Tuesdays, 4:30 - 9 p.m. Masonic L'odge (behind OPP Station) or Phone Paul Stevenson 482-9869 TO MARRY - Mr. and Mrs. Donald Smart of Grand Bend, and Mr. and Mrs. Glen Fronts of London are pleased to announce the forthcoming marriage of their children, Deborah Anne Smart and Paul Douglas Froats. The wedding will take place Saturday, September 25 at Richards Memorial United Church in London at 2:00 m. Photo b Jack Doerr MR. AND MRS. PETER KLAVER St; Brigid's Church, RR`5, Mitchell was the setting for the wedding of Catherine Dekroon, daughter of Paul and Marie Dekroon, Mitchell to Peter George Klaver, son of John and Gertrude Klaver, RR 3 Kippen on July 17, 1982. The ceremony was performed by Msgr. C.G. Adams. Maid of honour was Pauline Dekroon, twin sister of the bride and bridesmaids were Anne Murray,. and Elsie Klaver. Flower girl was Christo Murray. Best man was Ken Menheere, and ushers were John Klaver, and Martin Dekroon. A reception was held at the Hen- sall Community Centre. Following a honeymoon to the east coast, the couple are residing at RR 3 Hensall. Photo by Doerr MR. AND MRS. MURRAY PEPPER Barbara Elizabeth Gullage and Murray Arthur Pepper were united in marriage at Hensall United Church on July 31 by Rev. Stan MacDonald. Douglas Klopp was organist. The bridal attendants were Pat Baker and Sherri Gullage and the best man was Norm Tripp. Tom Gullage was ring bearer and guests were ushered by Michael Gullage and Donald Pepper. The couple is residing at RR 1, Hay. 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